"Oh these two are still in?" edition
>>156467482looks like a dark souls level
>>156467482This looks like that one level in Sonic 06
Is that real?
>>156467482I'm watching for my swissbros.
>>156467697'fraid sohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanctuary_of_Las_Lajas
>>156467905pretty cool
Some portuguese retard made another comfy thread. Is it so fucking hard to ctrl+F?
Bandeja paisa is a traditional Colombian dish originating from the Antioquia region, consisting of a generous platter that typically includes pinto beans, white rice, ground meat, chicharrón, fried egg, plantain, chorizo, arepa, black pudding, avocado, and hogao sauce.
>>156468605would smash
>>156468605Swiss fondue is a dish made of melted cheese, typically Gruyère and Emmental, mixed with white wine and served in a communal pot for dipping bread and other foods. It originated in Switzerland and has become a symbol of Swiss culture and tradition.
Colombian anthem seems a bit meme-y
swiss getting BTFO here sadly
Having a good chuckle as a neutral, friends.
>>156467482This will be a quiet thread, but an interesting game I feel.
i would like colombia to win this
god i'm so sick of hearingYOU'RE GOING MYyyYYyy WAAYYYyyban itv from all sport
pls no penalties
Get ready for kino
>bulltproof starts>var appears
>>156468605>>156468677i've never had full colombian breakfast, but i'm still giving this one to fondue
Are you titanium?
>>156467515It really does
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I gotta go with Colombia here. Switzerland is not even a real country.
>>156467482Reminds me of a place in Spain
>>156468677miss thesebit of a fad here 20 years ago
>>156468805First time watching that and I already can't stand the casters
go switzerland!
>>156467482>"Oh these two are still in?" editionJokes asideWhy is there no buzz about this Columbia team? I'm not the most hardcore divegrass fan but even as a casual shitter you catch whiffs of the hype for France, Spain, and even guys like Halaand just by following the tournament but Colombua is supposedly a solid team but nobody talks about them
>>156468901I hear your scrambled eggs are the fluffiest.
>>156468605>>156468677Made both of these
>>156467482Not gonna lie I thought this was a screenshot of a Lord of the Rings movie
James Rodriguez in 2014+12.
>>156469047They're not that good
Evening comfychads. Nothing like a knockout that is essentially a dead rubber :)
>>156469047Well for me every match has been on at like 2am so i havent seen a single game
<— — — — should I post it?
>>156468605Squint a bit and it could pass for one of our fry ups
vancouver is a beautiful looking place
>>156469047they're in the second tier of south american teams, so you hear less about then than you do argentina, brazil or even uruguay
>>156469047it is just Luis Diaz and Friends
>>156469235Amazin landscape but I despise concrete and glass towers
First harvest of cuccumbers came out bitter. Gonna have to make soup with them or something.
>manzambi dedits over for the mountain jews
>>156469235looks nice but for me its still western cape SA (the English part)
last two digits is final score
>>156469235shame about the people
>>156469324Muñoz is legit
>>156469395>9-5
>>1564693959-5 would be quite the score
lots of rich colombians in the crowd
>>156467482>>156467540https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI6JR94quJI
>>156469395you'll have to re-roll at some point and get 95 again
>>156467823I read somewhere that white tigers are literally retarded
>>156469599Could be the roll for benuldies score
Colombians fuck donkeys.
>>156469651is that better or worse than debuting with a pibe?
>>156469007They were huge here in the 70s/80s. If you go to a boomer's garage sale there's a good chance you can get a fondue pot for cheap because of it. Was a pretty common wedding gift
>>156469539Surely just diaspora
>>156469651Was it Colombia? Been a long minute since I saw that ep of The Grand Tour
>>156469749I shudder to imagine what you were putting in there
that one guy uses menstrual pads for shin guards
>>156469838burgershot dogssnickers
>>156469235It unironically is. Good fucking luck trying to live there though
More screen time of cute female ref please. I want to bake brownies but its too hot out.
>Xhaka>Embolo>Manzambi>Ndoye>Vargas>Akanji>Rodriguez>Okafor>Elvedi>Zakariaquintessentially Swiss
i'm about to go doopin mental
Wait, hang on. Hamez is still in the Colombia team?
>>156469861but these are all things you put in a deep fryer, not a fondue pot
>>156469838bread, apples mostly
>>156469902There's no such thing as a "Swiss" person anyway. They don't even have a language.
>>156469902like looking at the line-up of a football club
bros can Columbia win the world cup
>>156469235Kelowna anon here, its alright. Vancouver Island is better.
From 0-10 how much shithousery and murderball do Colombia partake in? I haven't seen any of their previous matches
>15 mins>Not 1 goal inHoly fuck...how is this game more competitive than Argentina vs Egypt or the CUM matches?
Why hasnt James aged in like 20years
>>156469986They are realistically semifinals exits at most. But they could pull a 2nd place if England/Norway fuck up.
>>156469965The cheese is my bigger worry>>156470003Is that the one with Victoria?
>>156469956yes, he's le shows up every 2 years man
>>156470006they even got their own suarez for that purpose
what corny crime drama did they poach this guy from
>>156470099>The cheese is my bigger worry64 slices of american cheese
>>156470130The Larry Sanders Show
>>156470130One last case.
>>156470133you are a fat fucking american CUNT
>>156470090By not playing. He Just warm bench for 2 years and wakes up at every WC and Copa América
>>156470099Gruyere
albanians and africans vs afro-colombians, wow what a match!
>>156469619Nah, there's plenty white tigers that are normal, it's just the chance of "retardation" is increased due to inbreeding. Either way, tigers are kino regardless
>>156470104Genuinely thought he'd retired
>>156470202PHAT - pretty hot and tempting
>>156470207I dont play either and I've aged horribly. Maybe the WC gives life rejuvenating power
>>156470099last time I did gruyere and fontina, worked p well
thoughts on Swiss cheese? Never really tried it before
we are losing aren’t we comfrens
>>156467515you just know there is some bs enemy on the bridge waiting for you
Football fans of a certain vintage will have a soft spot for Colombia due to pic
>>156470130Looks like a side character from a Scorsese movie
>>156470133cheeseburger pig
>>156470314doopin emmental
>>156470297Not in my experience.
>>156467482>file.jpgWhere is this pls tell me kind sir. Very beautiful
damn nice attempt
>>156470314underwhelming considering they are half surrounded by france and italy
we need an all elite semi final so one of >us makes the final
>Colombia gets to play in British Colombiarigged?
>>156470314The stuff we can get in the supermarket is grim, but the nicer stores have the real shit
Switzerland shit so far, but i'm sure this is another 2:0 win for them
>>156470413Sanctuary of Las Lajas.It's in Colombia.
Colombia about to 3-0
I think this is the end for my Toblerone brothers
>>156470466I just don’t want to see Rashford racially abused again ;(
>>156470471Looks like a home game too. Why are there so many Colombians there?
>>156470471i'm sure that sounded very funny in your head
>>156470471No this one is going to be played straight. You can't rig EVERY game or people get suspicious
>hydration break
>la macarenaI will never understand how this turd became so big
First quarter Colombia looked more energetic but the swiss have that cold, calculating side to them.
Export jurgenbrau?
poopoo peepee break
>>156470681Was it big everywhere? It certainly was here. I remember Al Gore doing it once
>>156470616
vigilado supersaludautoriza coljuegos
>>156470681You're either a boomer or a zoomer, because I was a kid when this came out and it slapped
>>156470702Is this the thead?
>>156470702I'll have 24 of those, please.
>>156467482I hate albanialand but I hop they win just so anti-UEFA fags cry a lot.
Sexo
>>156470760AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>156470586We are a plague
>thirst break>out of beerwat do
>>156470702the continental way. cheers!
Should just call it tactical break or something
>>156470681Easy, silly dance moves, familiar catchy tune. It was like a throw back to a cheesy 70s song that all generations could bop along to
Vancouver has to have the ugliest stadium of the tournament. even worse than that monstrosity, MetLife.
>>156470845The colombians wouldn't dream of having a hydration break without a beer or....Vodka...
As a manager or a player, how can I maximize the amount of time where neither team has possession of the ball?
>>156470837Your piss is mostly beer at this point, so
>>156470887are Germany taking a tactical break from the world cup ha ha nah you alri' hans
>>156470821But then Messi will have an easier game, man this bracket sucks
>>156470817but then you won't be able to afford the bread the paper and the apple
>yakinballNot watching this shit, especially not without Manzambi.
I'm tempted to support Columbia because Diaz is mates with Kane but I was absolutely disgusted with the way they played against us in 2018. Also they are the always lose to Argentina team so that's not good for the next round.
>>156470910A perishing thirst
yeah, two no one fucking cares country playing
>granit caca
>>156470954? i haven't had any beer since last night
Switzerland looking...dangerous?
>>156470948as a gk pretend to prepare for a long kick, then just go with the ball to your corner flag and leave it there
>thread so dead no one will see my postI was going to meet with some tinder fatty but she started chimping out and I just told to fuck off, apparently she was on her period and got even more upset because it seems like I rejected because she wasn't available to fuck because of her period
Has Columbia's Suarez ever bitten anyone?
>>156471084I'm so so sorry
>James Rodriguez was LITERALLY named after James Bond>UHHH NO YOU CANT CALL HIM JAMES HE'S ACTUALLY HAMEZ
>>156471144Beat you in the euros
Portugal shouldn't have fucked up the group then they'd be playing today, imagine how much better that would've been
>>156470948kick ball very high and far or roll over the ground for 10 minutes
xhaka when the walls fell
>>156471022still mad?
>>156471240let's not talk about >our euro run
>>156471245they deserve it for playing ronaldo
>>156470099Yes it is.I made brownies.
>>156471245>Portugal should have won, then they wouldn't have lost
>>156471189ghost her for a couple of hours
>>156470702>4 Export jurgenbrau Jeremy? 4? That's insane.
CAM ON SWITZERLANDSENT CACAMBIA HOMERVLE EVROPA
>>156471322Yes, exactly
>>156471214Don't come to south america, kids here have the weirdest names
Should that not have been a penalty?
Switzerland have club sides called Grasshoppers and Young Boys, what funny club names in your cunt?
Ooh, cheap dive.
Another post-Hydration Break Momentum Shift™, brought to you by Powerade® and McDonald's®
>>156471214Jesus navas
>>156471245maybe they shouldnt have played a 41 year old washed out fraud
"If he did that against Argentina, it wouldve been penal"Our commentator not even caring anymore, taking his messi rigging salt to other games
>blocking the clear that will give you a free throw-inwhen will retards stop doing this
Very even game this, they’re both basically the same team for their respective confederations. Never wins anything but always decent
i think this game is pretty good so far, better than portugal x spain at least
>>156471274So these patriotic guys could have played for Albania and made them infinitely better, but instead they played for meme medkit and still achieved literally nothing?
>>156471428ARSEnalMAN CityChelSEA
why can't china into football?there's a billion of them, surely some of them can kick a ball
>>156471385surely it can't be as bad as what the mormons name their kids
>>156471428scunthorpe united
>>156471469Based
>>156471428Dunno, most teams here are just named after the town or city they're fromfor funny team names south america never disappoints
Has a player ever exposed himself on the pitch?
our commentator is seething and he's making constant references to argentina saying it's all rigged 30 minutes of commentating on this game
>>156471593ronaldo exposed himself yday
oh god, is this south american everton vs european everton?
>>156471601>it's all riggedhe's right you know
>>156471593Ronaldo exposed himself pretty hard yesterday
Swiss boobs or Colombian ass?
>>156471593
Boring as fuck match
>>156471668Has this ever happened in women's football
>>156471428The Chicago team is named after the fire that burned most of the city down.Fun Fact: Queen Victoria donated a bunch of books to Chicago after the fire to replace the ones lost in the fire, but the joke's on her because Chicago didn't even have a public library in 1871
>>156471593Paul Scholes. Google it if you're that way inclined.
>>156471661ALL OF THEM
>>156471558poor people here usually give their children very european names, it's hilarious
>>156471601May as well go all out and call FIFA out on it, if they're going to overturn reds they're going to rig pens and have favouritism for certain teams
>>156471559Snodland FC
>>156471668>arse anal>arse an al.
>>156471704It's another 1:090+7
do penis pumps work?
>>156471668could've absolutely destroyed his nuts
>>156471469>>156471601I don't think he will still be allowed to enter argentina. He's salty af
listening on the radio>>156471593i think thomas gravesen did
>ynr remember when they kidnapped luis diaz's father but he was so annoying they gave him back
>>156471807Not my bag baby
>>156471812uh ... how many red cards for castration?
Why's that not a foul on Diaz?
Frankly I haven't got over the frequency of south americans called Jhon and the like (not a typo from me)
Kick is so bad that became a pass
>>156471812not something I wanted to think about thanks
>>156471855none since he touched the ball
Columbia is looking like they could beat Argentina to me
I could watch this match by turning around and pressing one button but I just don't care.
>>156471746Very good.
So we can all agree that these two and Norway are the only good guys left and I suppose Belgium and their grandpas would be funny to see win as well.
Slept through the alarm and missed >my Egypt's game. Just finished watching it.Fucking fuming at the ref ball. What a way to start the day.
good game lads
>>156471872i think its just north andeans who do that spelling.i like playing in south american leagues on FM and after a while i begin to differentiate the spanish-language names that are more common in each of the spanish-speaking states.
cchhhamez
>>156471807Overuse destroys the tissues and give you ED. Don't use them
>>156471872That's more a Colombia/ Ecuador and Bolivia thing.
>>156471936you could gather 11 anons from this thread and we'd have a shot against argentina as long as we kept messi in check
>>156471469lol i just had the same thought. i'm going to switch to rtbf they usually do a better job anyway, they always have 2 commentators. usually i just go away from filip joos and aster nzeyimana and ruben van gucht and i generally like the guy doing the sporza commentary but he's making it sound a lot worse than it was
>>156471999checkedit was the most devilish rig in riggis history of rigging
>>156472031i'm not going in goal
>>156471807How is it meant to work? Like it doesn't create new tissue that wasn't there before
>>156472031i'll be in charge of the midfield
>>156472031i was a barely competent right-back in my day.love a good slide tackle though
The Swiss coach looks like a rich pedophile.
>>156471999You didn't see any rigging you're delusional
>>156472031i once scored two free kicks in one match back in the scorching summer of 2016
>>156472031I'll be the ref and bring some cameras to bs my calls
>have to watch the game with my bitch >have to answer questions in between her watch and on her phone
I tried out for AIK at 5 years old but the coach was a tryhard screaming faggot so I didn't want to continue and became an autist nerd instead.
>>156472031I'm a cm, cdm or cb. I can man mark that disgusting manlet.
>>156472031not when the ref has a say in the matter
>>156468677>>156468605Colombia wins this. Cheese gives me bad farts.
>>156472281what a sad life
>>156468605Based black pudd enjoyers
>>156468605>pinto beans
>>156472241die hure
>>156472186>Let's call the ball back 50 seconds when Egypt scores>Let's ignore a clear foul (penalty) for Egypt when Argentina scoresAll good :^)
>>156472281how is this possible
>>156471772I actually find it SOVLfvl
Just hoof it directly you fucking retards
Now that was dive grass 101
>>156472415How many drink UHT slop
>>156472415is sudan white?
Gotta say, it's been a solid 2 first quarters.
We are shit
>AAAAAAAHHHH MY ENTIRE LEG IS BROKEN HE TRIED TO KILL ME I NEED URGENT MEDICAL ATTENTION I'M DYING WAAAAAAAAAAAA>oh no foul? ok ok I'm getting upI couldn't do this, I'd be too embarrassed
>OH NO! ONE OF THE COLUMBIAN PLAYERS HAS BEEN MORTALLY WOUNDEDOh he's just got up again...
colombia held portugal with the ronaldo debuff to a standstill, this might go to extra time
a slurper-in-progress to round off what has been otherwise a thoroughly ebin R16.
>>156472540This shit ends 1:0I've seen many matches that had to go to penalties but didn't. This shit is fucked.
>>156472241I always watch just with my dad but today there's two loud af cousins talking about random shit/uncomfy/
>>156472415sems some must be drinking milk for fun, a kg a milk per day so 1000ml? I guess if people are drinking smoothies, milkshakes etc it could ramp it up
>>156472415We have lactose free milk everywhere. And there's something else about cheese, it's just very rough on my lil stomach.
Speaking of Ronaldo, I saw that he said it would be his last WC, well, "good for Portugal they have a good team, definitely something to build on" I thoughtBut then I realised he said "last WC", surely not the Euros... right? My boy Bruno needs to be unlocked
These last few days have really shown why the Euro is much better than the World Cip
>>156468677for me it's fondue chinoise
prefer an honest slurper to the rigged bullshit we just witnessed
Every other advert on this stream has fucking Messi in it.
>>156472674At work and coworkers sound like an /sp/ thread, both good and bad. Moaning about VAR, about rigging for Argentina, about how all the hosts are knocked out, about how Modric and Ronaldo are out, etc., etc. Honestly surprised these people collectively know this much about football.
Colombians, if you score, you get to fuck her
>>156470405This really feels like a joke. Is he bad at kicking?
>>156472792what if i score
>>156472792thats somebody's son
>>156472706Probably counting all the milk that goes in pastries, cakes, etc
>>156472785Your point being? You don't want to consume?
>>156472777CheckedI'm more of a fondue bourguignonne type of man
>>156472840We get to fuck you
NAY INTENSITY
>>156467697of course.t. been there.
>>156472792go back to the sticky please
>>156472825
>>156472776if argentina becomes shit the world cup is over
>>156472706Milk is delicious. Why not have it as your beverage of choice?
>>156472825It's a matter of opinion
>>156472850I suppose and cheese, so pizza as well. Ice cream as well.
>>156472508honorary whites
>>156472840This local beauty
I'm going to watch the second half from my comfy bed and then fall asleep when it ends.
Used to get my groceries from the supermarket that was in the FC St. Gallen stadium for some reason
Fair play to Jobi McAnuff but how the fuck has he ended up as a world cup pundit? Did he even make it to the PL?
>>156472792this looks retarded, not hoti must be getting old
>>156472706it's the beverage of choice at meals where I live, unless you're having a beer
>>156472706ice cream is nice cream
Once saw some video of three Colombian camwhores fucking each other and it was absolutely SEX, gooned to it so damn oftenTragically gone due to the pornpocalypseAnyway, for that I hope Colombia win
Haven't watched the match lads, what's the score? Who's beating who?
>>156472863Just makes you think that there might be some sort of financial advantage to him not getting knocked out of the tournament, this could just be crazy talk of.
>>156472968she’s got blowjob teeth
>>156472850The fact that greece is so high up tells me yogurt is included
>>156472706I dont know these euro units but I would drink so much milk if it wasn't expensive as hell now, I have to ration myself
>>156473256Milk is cheap. Stop lying.
>>156472886I look at that and think that's a lot of mucking around and washing up after. Is it something you eat in your house or when you go out?
>>156473256>can’t afford milk13 century serfs are laughing at you
>>156473153Could you please provide more details? How did you know they were Colombian? Was their skin all the same shade?
>>156473197What makes you say that?
>tv4 shows a match>literally 30 seconds of "analysis", ads during jewing breaks>svt shows a match>analysis for like 2 hours combined for every matchBut hey, shlomo making slightly more shekels is what matters, who needs a good viewing experience.
>>156472281The colombian dish is a full english with some plantain. If somebody told you it was an english dish you'd have picked the other way
>>156473113i think you're getting GAY
Fucking David Beckham has just been in 3 adverts in row, what a whole.
Who are these boomer idiots?
>half-time show at the stadium
>>156472776Euro 2024 wasn't better for >us
>>156473314$5 for half a gallon that id drink in a day if I didn't stop myself
>>156473357I've always had it at home. Cleaning is not so bad desu, usually you just need the beef, frying oil and a set of sauces - the picture is exxagerated slop
>>156473375Video description said they were and Colombia is apparently a big provider of these so I'm inclined to believe it
>>156473516WAKKA WAKKA
>>156473113Youre right. No ass. Looks like a bloke
>>156473516It's the 2nd and 3rd Quarter break sponsored by Pepsi MAX now
what's stopping them doing some lines of coke at half time?
>>156473516They'll unironically show uninterrupted ads for the entire 30 minute break here, kek
>>156472776last Euro had the worst level of play since plumberball era with only radio coverage
>>156473536It comes and goes, but the quality is higher and, more importantly, the rigging and acting is toned down a lot
>>156473357Swiss don’t go out, they are a furtive and secluded people. Anyone you see outside in Switzerland is a tourist or foreign resident. You might think they are Swiss but if you speak to them you’ll discover they’re German, and that they also thought you might be Swiss; you will both depart, disappointed. Maybe somewhere deep in the mountains they leave their homes but I can’t speak to that.
>>156473113Nah, you're right. Kpop shit is for underages
Xhaka has white hairjust saying
>>156473609Because judaism is swedish state religion
The countdown is kind of fun
>>156473659Me too
Why can’t black strikers stay onside
Holy fuck he had so much time and space.
i'm having sex with several men right now and it's less gay than this game
>>156473480*Fucking Sir David Beckham
>>156473690I'm still debating whether or not it's too american
>>156473609Despite having watched all RO16 games, I have yet to see a single halftime show. My stream just cuts straight to ads. Hope I'm not missing anything...
>>156473765can i join?
post yfw this match so far
>>156473480He’s all over our ads too. He must be running low on money
ERA PENAL
>>156473805are you gay?
That + is starting to look more and more like a =
>>156473817
Made a joke about domestic violence and the group chat went silent
>>156473798Final will have a super bowl half time show and the break will be 30 minutes long instead of 15. Maybe even longer considering how often FIFA breaks its promises.
>>156473798They're doing at the final. Everyone knew this world cup would be dystopian clown world garbage, but this is beyond what i had imagined.
>run into the box>divenice "sport"
penalty for argentina
Why is the field so patchy looking?Also players slipping left and right
>>156473857i play for both teams.
this referee is a character
Europe wants me to care about this
>>156473916that's fine then
>>156473901lol lmaoFIFA totally would
>>156473887I don't do group chats. DMs only.
>>156473887maybe domestic violence isn't funny.
>>156473911they just put a bunch of dirt on top of the concrete floor and then laid grass on top of it for the world cup.
Xhaka with the classic "I GOT HURT TOO" lmao
>>156473887I don't have a "group chat" or "friends circle"
>>156473911It’s prob not a natural grass field. They laid sod over fake grass
Why can Infantino rig games for USA, Portugal, and Argentina but not his own country?
they are all so sloooooow
>>156473891Broadcasters here arent showing any of it
>>156474000It's not a problem if you're from a good family. If you're an actual domestic abuse victim then it's understandable that you would get sensitive.
slurp level?
>>156474056probably because he values money above anything else
>>156473840I'm watching FOX here, a match like this on British TV is going to be women commentators.
>>156473784It's just a coutndown. How about if they paused the clock? I think there are advantages.
i cannot remember a suisse without rodriguez. and he always puts in a good shift on that left flank
Ah shit thought it was a blooter for a second
>>156474056shitserland got easy qualifying groups for so long they managed to reach #1 FIFA ranking I think despite being completely mediocre.
>One guy wearing plastic moulded stops, the other guy's are metal tipped studsProbably a dumb question. Are all sole types allowed on the boots? The metal studs are banned from our national football league due to injuries.
I can’t wait for real football season to be back. These world cup threads suck, there’s nothing to talk about because soccer is a shallow boring sport.
>>156474147nope.
Why do so many Colombians have goatees? the 90s are long over
do you guys remember that movie bend over like beckham?
>>156474107That's good. It shouldn't be shown to humans. Only americans should be able to watch it.
>>156469347Ours are great, wifey makes salad nicoise tomorrow
>>156474056These people don't have a country
>>156474000One guy has a Colombian wife and I posted this
>>156473890>half time in final>clap of thunder 20 miles away>''this half time break will now last 2 hours''>rappers appear
>>156474161I can't either desu been around for ages>Still 33What the fuck, there I was thinking he was one of those guys closer to 40
>>156474123I'm in bed
>>156473817mfw
>>156474056He's addicted to looking at messi. He doesn't care about anything else.
>>156474056I thought he was Italian.
Which country is more anti-racist? That will determine who I support
>>156473887They probably don't know the English meme
>>156474269Can Infantino rig the weather?
>>156474181>shark infested poisonous skin cancer desert prison colony>”whoah now, those look pretty sharp!!”
is he called infantino because he resembles a large, very old, baby?
>>156474328Racism is a nonsensical idea in south america. It's as stupid as nick fuentes larping as a white nationalist.
>The Columbians can play at any altitude!
>>156474269It's funny because it could actually happen
>>156474232good joke. everybody laugh
>>156474310Thought that was Dany.
>>156474000Laughter is the best medicine
Trivia fact: this is the last match of this World Cup being played outside the United States. All the remaining matches after this one are in American cities.
>>156474394Yes
>>156474314He's from that Italian part of Switzerland, double the corruption and mountan-jewishness
>>156474394YeahLook at that extreme negative canthal tilt. No wonder he's such a pussy.
this match is so shitty I'm unironically watching tennis instead now
This world cup has so many retardedly risky clearances instead of just skying it to a throw in.
>>156474207Sounds like something they would make in Czechia
>>156474223well… they do now…
>>156474422is this why the Argentinian team had an anti black chant in 2022?
>>156474476its kind of funny that we prevented mexico ever leavingno wonder trump signalled his approval after
>>156474487he's actually an italian immigrant from a bilingual german-french canton
>>156474558England hasn’t seemed to realize that this means Kane now gets a free red card waiver
>>156474507Yeah, I might switch over.
>>156474558Thank you Mr. President
>>156474269>rappers appearYou mean after the 2 hour lightning beak, yeah?>Full 2 hour lightning break -> 30 minute halftime show -> play resumes?
Where's shaqiri?
>>156474269They should have a soulful half-time show. Get some of that weird artsy shit like you’d see in the opening ceremony for the Winter Paralympics.
>>156474501how about you kys
Diaz is the only exciting player on the pitch
what is it about the swiss that makes them genetically predisposed to slurping?
>>156474232Know your audience
>>156474652deported
>>156474652At home watching
does every suisse team sport end up into some sort of defensive slurper? same shit in hockey too.
Why would you grab the keper's hand?
>>156467515That describes Switzerland pretty well. Not talking about the architecture.
>>156474720to congratulate him on a fantastic save, well done
>>156474394He used to be called Gianni Inaquino but he signed a sponsorship deal with Fanta to change his name.
>>156467515looks too clean and well maintained to be a dark souls level, it looks like those jrpgs wtih fancy euro esthetics
I'm old enough to have seen 2006 so I'm forever traumatised by the Switzerland - Ukraine giga slurper and expect the worst whenever I watch them play
This game it's so irrelevant. None of them will win against vargentina.
I can't SCOOOOORRRE
>>1564746670-0 is full neutrality.
JESUS CHRIST
Lol these Columbians are supposed to beat Argentina? What a joke!
>>156467515when i went to Lisbon years ago as a plus one of a choral group that was performing in various churches, i was given free rein to explore a bunch of them so the group was given time to practice, e.g. this was one of them. they also reminded me of Dark Souls at the time.
I've had enough of this bromance between Andros Townsend and the commentator. It's getting a bit weird lads tone it down please
How do we eliminate both teams?
>30 minutes more of this if they don't scoreset me free
this tall glass of fresh semen is very refreshing
>suarez from temu
What an awful shot
>both teams combined have 0.5 xG
>>156474932Wait for VAR in the next match
If saurez was actually as good as his name suggested colombia would be one of the highest scoring teams in this world cup. I don't know if they beat riggi with him
>>156474945We deserve this punishment
sensed this might be a slurper so haven't bothered watching, has it been good?
>>156474658there shouldnt be a fucking half-time show
>>156474907Dude thats beautiful
>>156467482>Oh these two are still in?kek. that was my exact reaction 2 hours ago
Someone just score.
>>156474980
they're posting actuall real children in the main thread and calling them cunny.
>subbing off your best playerwait did something happen WTF
>>156474980complete slurper
>>156474980>>156474959
>>156474980Oh yeah. Very.
>>156474980It's a good slurper. Not on the tier of Paraguay vs France, but the players aren't shit. Ghana vs Panama is an example of an atrocious slurper.
CAM ON SCORE SOME FAKKIN GOALS ALREADY
JUST PUT THE BALL IN THE GOALAAAAHHHHHHDO IT
>>156474980https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5L7rE6qzfQ
>>156474932whoever wins has the honour of getting knocked out by Messi(p) 90'+7
>>156468677rather fondue of this aha x
>>156475077Paraguay France wasn't slurper dude
Cute ref spotted
what does he do?
this is certainly one of the games of all time
>>156475045"cunny" is literally pedo slang bro. /tv/ had a pedophile ring spamming CP. That's where it comes from.
>>156475130Is this the chick with hairy arms?
This one is 100% going to penalties
>>156475142source?
>>156475129>only 1 penalty goalThat is a slurper. And exciting slurper, but there was definitely semen in that match.
>>156475045Another reason to choose /comfy/
>>156475130they'll put her in the finale for the woman audiance I'm sure of it
>>156475140plays patapon
>>156475045the only reason I post in this thread is so I can avoid these sick fucks. Like I don't want to get vanned just because I wanted to shitpost about a match with the bros
this grasslaying sport is not for me
>>156475176asking for source? This discussion is getting a little heated. Time for a hydration break
>>156475171At least there's a guaranteed winner for this match. I paid actual money to sit in the stadium to watch Paraguay/Australia which was a 0-0 semen slurper group stage match. I could have used the money to do literally anything else.
>>156475171Absolutely not. There were like 15 matches like this in the knockout stage. None of them went to penalties.
>>156475049Hes like 38
What's the deal with all this grass slapping?
>>156475140watches his 2014 highlights in the hydration break
What kind of madman posts in a sticky?
>>156475246The group stage format wasn't facilitating a good match there. 0:0 got both teams through.
>>156475196>the woman audiance
American here (or “yank”, as you might say :P XD). New to soccer- er, I mean, “football”, heh. Just wondering, is there a point at which someone is going to score some fackin goals?
'Tis a game of quarters and we've one left
>>156475256are you retarded, 3 matches ended with penalties
someone tell these shitters to make an effort. they're stinking up the tournament
Should Infantino become the penalty taker for Argentina? legit question
>>156475341Summer visitors
>>156475341Coomers, tourists, me before i realized this is 10x better.
>>156475360no, think about this one as figure skating on grass
>>156475246how much did you pay
KATIA SPOTTED
>>156475410He might mess less than Missi
>>156467809I am literally supporting Norway more than my ngubu team.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
imagine we win the worlcup
Mi marida
>>156475451Five hundred dollarydoos :(
oh she is so competent
CUTE REF GIRL
I'd put plenty of manlet sons in that cute little latina ref
>>156475341someone here said that zoomers are completely acclimatised to live stream chats which are too fast to read anything.
>>156475379And how many had the potential to end with penalties? Almost every single one on the round of 32.
>>156475495Trivago?
>>156475497
feefa should eliminate both these teams and give egypt a rematch with argentina
I like the honking. It's something out of the 90s.
>>156475246Did you at least get to see some hot chicks?
i got new bed sheets feeling proper comfy
FATALITY
He went so fucking hard
>>156475477One of your ngubu's just got rek'd
Switzerland will score at 86'
>>156475341Porn addicts.
ded
PEN PEN PEN
>klopp eating some sad fries, looking like he haven't slept in 3 days
holy shit what a fucking moron
>>156475507She's getting whiter
>>156475477you can fuck off migrant trash
Zamn killed him
>>156475507I had a co worker who looked like this, I wanted to fuck her so bad but I think I made it too obvious.
wish i was a keeper so i could just fucking kill someone and get awway with it
heemed
Hope this keeper is paralyzed
>>156475495what is he thinking
>>156475629he's just like me minus the fries
>>156475507AAAAHHHHH
oof. head injuries aren't fun
>>156475668penalty and red card for the spic
>>156475620haha imagine watching porn ha-ha-ha
My take on musics in this WC, they are cliché and this is racist
>>156475681>no friessad
N genetics superior again
good sportsmanship lads
>>156475495>could swear diaz was never this shite for me
>>156475571Nice dude, thats awesome
pfffffffff
the linesmans name is moron
>>156475777kek
im going for a walk
>>156467482This is so fucking boring
>>156475756You have to pick songs 48 countries would like. I would've at least put on "Get Lucky"
my fap session was more entertaining than this
Bro just falcon knee'd that dude
We need a new thread lads
>>156475848It's late at night, stay safe and don't go far
>>156475848in usa?
>>156475495Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.
>>156475848I'm going to bed in theory. Except that this is impossible. My sleep schedule is shit now from watching that lelgium usa rape.
>>156475914>nightnot in the usa, they live in the past
football amirite
>>156475938
>>156475629He's bound to become the german NT coach and got some early heavy clinical depressions as you can't win that one atm.
>>156475848The weather's bad over here and I'm tired so I can't go. It's been raining hard. No sunlight really
>>156475944my sleep schedule was doing ok until Mexico-England was delayed an hour to 2am and then afterwards i was still mocking chicanos until 7am
brooo just shoot
what a slurper
>>156475660Pepe le pew
>>156475983>fake teeth
bros theres no games tomorrow
>>156475660I made it VERY obvious I wanted to fuck this girl I met at a party. One of her friends said to her "is that guy going to come talk to you or just stare the whole night?" Anyway she's my wife nowSometimes things work out anon
>>156475983Why are there no cute girls like this at the World Cup? I only saw one.
>>156475983sauce
>>156475983Nice to see my ex happy. We had such great times.
At this point I think the polite think to do is to forfeit - both teams
>>156476102paigespiranac
>>156476028I didn't watch that match because of the delay. I would be fine with 3 am my time, but not 4 am.
>>156476143you want to bye argentina into the semis?
>>156476143Hahahah, just walk off the field
these 2 teams are just fodder for france or norway
>>156475911Only on page 5. Don't worry about it
>>156476171might as well
>South Americans hype up Colombia>0-0 (riggi) vs oldnaldo debuff Portugal>1-0 vs the Doctor>1-0 vs Ghana>This shit
>>156476171It will be rigged either way
>>156476171Who the fuck cares, Argentina is going to be rigged to win.
>>156476157thank you and god bless Angleterre
Bored
please one goal, I can't stand additional 30 minutes of this sluper any more
>>156476206Your only hope is your Ngubus. Sad.
vi sitter har i venten
>Cucho inMLS CHADS WHERE WE AT?
7.5% beer is goodMuch much better than 5% slop
She's really cute
Why the fuck am I watching this shit, they're gonna get cooked by Argentina anyway
>>156476273You will watch every second of additional time and not like it.
how is djokovic still so good bros
j'aimerais baiser ma colleague française pêh
What a shit pass
>>156476195What are they gonna do, arrest them>mfw FIFA probably unironically has some clause that allowes them to sue their governing body of football into oblivion if they just don't play
/cunny/
>>156476206Norway is a meme
Drop the ego and concede, one of you. You're not making it past Argentina anyway. Jesus fuck
>>156476224I fear the third worlders might have deceived us with that one
Switzerland are absolutely clear. Which means Colombia will win via some bullshit.
slurp slurp
>>156476412He didn't take the experimental juice
>>156476447full kit waifu
Haven't watched a second of the 2nd half, could see from a mile off this either goes to pens or a winner in the 90th
>>156476405Gn sweet prince
these colombians gave us our first ever WC penalty shootout win.
>>156476486fuck off
Based ref with the whistle, things were getting a little too exciting
>>156476405Sleep tight kitter
Niggas settle this without extra time, ok?
>>156476412by being veganmeat eaters BTFO
>>156476447>arms up>RexonaI never noticed heh
>12 attemptslowest amount of the WC
>>156476503Pens
>>156476447Thats not "cunny", pedo freak
>>156476448We're winning the whole thing
>>156476428Promets-lui un permis C elle dira oui
that canadian who got his leg snapped made less of a fuss
Why not just feed Luis D and keep feeding him. He'll do something eventually.
$5 semen shake
>>156476412If you can figure out a way to make sure your body doesn't fall apart, that's all you need. Nadal was balding at 19, obviously shit genetics. He was playing with injuries all throughout his career.
What is Yakin cooking with these subs?
>>156476412No vaccines, loves his wife and family, plant based diet. Easy.
here we go
>>156476517i just wanna hang out with may gay bros and watch football and look at pictures of women and laugh at how anyone could be attracted to them
>>1564767065d chess
taking them off before pens
>>156476626si elle me montre ses gros seins alors ouais pk pas
you have the say the 4th assistant is doing a great job holding up the boards, putting in the correct numbers and just getting the right players on and off the pitch without killing the flow of the game.well done ladies! keep up the good work!
>>156476772There's still 30 minutes of this
>>156476701steroids are the best way to keep your body intact in sports and manual labor
Looking forward to the penalty shootout>It's still 40 minutes away
>>156476810
>>156476447Aiiie, anon.... no en mi culo... red card for you
>30 more minutes
>>156476706I see some Petković analogies, getting cooked in the 116min by some dumb counter as usual or missing all benuldies.
>>156476717>>156476495
>>156476797Not a complaint but her tits are distracting from the numbers.
First 10 minutes or so were exciting.What happend?
>>156476337For me its 3.4% pint of mild
absolutement rien du tout
Female refs must love this shit, they probably get paid pennies working on woman's football and suddenly get a big pay day since FIFA randomly wanted women involved
>>156476829Sure, but superhuman doses are generally not recommended. Generally shouldn't go above what is in the natural range of body production.
>>156476726I spent a week in Vietnam and it was exactly like thisI am astonished thirdies aren't constantly dying in traffic accidents
>>156476845Sorry, I meant 3 minutes + 4 minutes of extra time + 5 minutes ad break + 15 minutes + 3 minutes + 5 minutes of ads + 15 minutes + 3 minutes of extra time + 10 minutes of penalties
>>156476902see >>156476919
>>156476726Anxiety before bedtime isn't good for me.
>>156476726Wtf
What an absolute slurp
ass shot of the ref for brief moment
>ref denying penalties to diversBASED
5 min lol
>>156477041need VAR
>>156476726This is sped up desu
>>156477041
>>156476997That's how india is. Somehow, they make it work
what a miss
No era
I CAN'T SCORE
>>156477041>using female refs to keep the audience awakeJust go full NFL and have scantily clad cheerleaders then ffs
that was almost a goal
>>156476907>Pfizer
>>156477041How much hair down there
>>156477095more like sexona
>>156476959They are, they have about 10 times Europe's death rate on the road (America has about 5 times Europe's??)
>>156477095>that gapmuybueno
Where´s the cocaine induced samba
>>156477095Computer... enhance
vargas to be re-injured and subbed off at the 113th minute
>>156477095
>"uuh I'm coming" says switzerland>just another dribble
>>156477187>>156476996I will not post the india road death webms
business idea: if you can sub off players you can also sub off the ref
>>156477095imagine what she could do with all the semen slurped in this match
I'm falling asleep
Davinson Sánchez must be from the same tribe as Vinicius
Just got home from work. Who are the good guys in this match?
since when did we switch back to 4chan from 4channel?
>>156477187>America has about 5 times Europe's??entirely explained by the amount of time we spend in our cars
>>156477340if one of your school shooters intervened in this game, him
>>156477300You don´t get to talk
>>156477340both are slurpers who should die
>>156477340The poor spectatorrs subjected to this horrific torture
Mixed Swiss girls...
>>156477360the gambit they had to move to a better, more acceptable advertising profile flopped so they reverted
>>156477340The ref >>156477095
>>156477340both are very much neutral
>>156477360Ages back, well over a year maybe two, I remember it because work didn't ban 4channel so was a bit annoying having to get around the work wifi security
wheres shaqiri
>>156477360Wait a sec.... EHHHHHHHHHHH? You're right
fucking purgatory this one
>Extra timeWhat a tense game.
i have to go to work tomorrow
Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp
I'm glad it's ET so I can stay up & talk to my frens
>>156477525lol
Get the new going for extra time
>>156477340>bankers vs cartels
That + is looking MORE and MORE like an = to me
Extra time. Oh joy
>>156476081Gary Stevenson’s Channel 4 documentary is on at 9pm tomorrow so you could watch that instead.
the turf is absolute dogshit, municipal stadium tier
>>156477525me too I work at 07:30 and finish at 19:00 mdr
proper slurper
>>156477525Same and with that shitty heat I have a huge sleep deficitFuck summer
0-0 masterclass, the perfect score
>>156477513>extra time after 0:0Cinematic
>>156477579Swiss women look like THAT?
>>156477579swissse look like that?
>>156477579Touch fluffy head
I'm literally flicking between Sopranos clips and checking that it's still 0-0. I will be doing so until the pens.
>>156477579you just know she has a killer ass
>>156477633are those standard work hours in suisse?
>>156477579>creatura albanese on the left
>>156477579the great replacement....
>>156477676>>156477691Their black strikers are the only ones that can kick goals.
>>156477579imagine cumming in her hair haha she will never be able to get that out again
>>156477579You just know she'll beat you senseless before riding you
Argentina deserves it more than these shitters
>>156477579>mixed girls go out looking like this then get mad when whypipo want to touch they hair
>>156477579["oh no you did-dant!" in swiss]
>>156477799
Someone make a new thread (for me to poop on)
>>156477525We don't do that here in germany
new /comfy/?
>>156477752i work 42.5 hours per weekat least I have my thursday off
>>156477882Do you think shes a soft spoken french speaker or a harsh and blunt German speaker
>>156477821Do black prostitutes let you touch their hair?
if i worked in switzerland i would live across the border in france
>>156477607I changed away to watch the news and it was tennis, and I couldn’t see the ball because all the Wimbledon grass has been worn away.
bro who is this he genuinely looks like he has downs?
>>156477967damn bro come cross the border and work 35h (for three times cheaper)
NEW>>156468267>>156468267>>156468267
>>156478040great apu edit potential
>>156478040have some respect for Colombia's Whitest Man of the Year 2023
>>156478016enjoy 1h 30m aller-retour traffic jams
Crotchitized!
>>156478079no
>>156477811Let's not push it anon
Ref doesn't want yo give pens. Can we have him against Argentina?
>>156478054how do you even survive with this salary
>30 minutes of retards floppingcan we skip to penalties?
What if they just stopped playing
>>156478231except the shootout won't ever begin because of >>156478162
worst dive today
I don't want to watch 30 more minutes of this
>>156478180everything's less expensive though, unless you live close to your border
>>156476726why are they in such a hurry
Today I feel American
>>156478180They don't pay for healthcare and things are cheaper (but they're still poor)
>>156478180stuff is like 2x cheaper here
Lololol
>>156478040what a grug. would have been an Escobar henchman in a previous life
>>156478180things are cheaper but you still win out in purchasing power
>>1564773604 or 3 years ago
>ass shot of a player called ri(e)derwho writes this shit
>>156478231this
sometimes I feel like the yanks are right in their attitude towards this sport
>>156478461George Lucas, he attended the opening match too FIFA's spared no expense
damn I remember Luis Perea, one of the dumbest defenders I’ve ever seen. now trying to look smart with the glasses on.
>>156476726bus drivers drive like this out here too.
>>156477095tight tight tight tight tight
there was almost a goal but that dumb GK just couldn't help himself
>commentator starts screaming>look at tv>no goal
>>156477579this is definitely not a person from Switzerland.
>gets hit on back>clutches leg
Sluuuuurp
this shit still going on?
