July 7th of 2026 editionGame of the day: Soxbowl
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Red > White
Mariners
dodgers
baseball is dumb. haha jk i actually like baseball
>>156489519Saw a girl in bell bottoms for the first time in a long time the other day and it looked hot as fuck. Really makes the thighs pop
>>156489552
>>156489577Skenes is winning finally (:
>>156489577BASED Metschad>>156489678no ass
>>156489678these were perfect for the asses of 1990 and early 2000sbut asses are too fat now, modern science has changed asses for good
the cheating sewers need to be stopped
>>156489625About to go 0/6 RISP the last two innings
Attaboyd
>>156489638>tattoosInto the trash.
>>156489678Flat
>>156489638So speaking of voluptuous bouncing breasts, serious question for the /mlb/ genny:Been married 10 years, two kids. My wife had a monroe piercing in college (before I knew her), she wants to get it put back in. I think face piercings are trashy, but haven't said anything to her about it. Am I being a fag?
ngl msbros i hate this fuckin team 80% of the roster is underperforming
>>156489763I fucked her in college!
>>156489778It's really really awful.
WTF is this performance from the Mets. The best Mets performance this summer and we're about to lose AGAIN. The fuck outta here
>>156489763They are trashy but she'll probably be upset unless you're very vague and indirect about telling her no.>t. virgin
>>156489763Assuming that’s like Marilyn Monroe’s mole? Yes that piercing is pure white trash. I actively avoid women who have that. Septum rings too. Gross
Raynkees.
>>156489763>>156489822Divorce
>>156489763post her nudes
>>156489828look at her go!!
>>156489763>caring about piercingsyes, you sound like a massive fucking faggot
>>156489763Ask her boyfriend
Man your life really goes on disrepute when you watch Mets games again.
>Rays>Bullpenpick one
Attamaya!!
>>156450270This chick has no tattoos or piercings. Can we elect her queen of /mlb/?go padres btw
wheeler pitchin like he got snubbed from the AS game or sumthin
Attapetey
it's up!
>>156489763no. dont let your wife be trashy. she wouldnt let you get a face tatt
haha Lindor drops the ballThis is going to be such an epic lossWE ARE ALL ROYALS FANS NOW
>mest
YWNBAW (You Will Naturally Be A Woman)
WE ARE GONNA LOSE. AGAIN
>>156489577How do we grow the World Baseball Classic so it's as big of a deal as the World Cup?
Guys I think my Reds might suck. Like REALLY suck
sunset blvdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG4j2_NptpE
Red Sox vs White Sox, who do you have taking this series?
Brazoban is gonna be so pissed having to try and clean this up that he's gonna fuck up again.
>>156490059Why is he wearing a hat + umbrella combo
Oh great this means Devin Williams is closing.
>payton tolle is only 23Dude looks 45.
>>156490123>retard machine makes retarded thingswow who could've guessed
my tards are terrible damn
>>156490059What about smelly poos?
>it was 9-4
Stankeedoo 'ems kek
jp walkford :)
>>156489763sounds like she's trying to make herself feel sexy by associating the piercing with her youthbest thing you can probably do is take her out on a date or plan a romantic evening to make her feel wanted and like a million bucksafter you've made her feel gorgeous (and also fucked her brains out so she's got the multi-orgasm afterglow), then you could gently tell her she's beautiful and the mother of your children and she doesn't need a piercing because she already takes your breath away every day
Frens can you reccomend me a game to watch at the same time while I watch my Mets capitulate AGAIN
no....NO!
>>156490217give dem cubbie bears a chance
Bobby Shit Poonior
>randy is killThe season is FUCKING OVER
My metsies blew a 9-4 lead to the royals :)
>>156490313Bro don't make him watch the player his team gave up for 6 months of Javy Baez play like an MVP*(*MVP in any league without Ohtani)
I CAN'T STOP METSING AROUND
>>156490385I'm a girl tho
>>156490373Putting up 15 on Chris Sanchez and the Phils yesterday n now this?! Who ARE these Royals!
>rays>bullpenpick one
Bro wtf this jp walkford guy gets a walk every damn game
>>156490404YWNBAW (You Will Naturally Be A Woman)
Here come the RISPiners again.
>>156490111The White Sox.
Nah fuck this shit. How! JUST HOW!!!
>BarvesHelp
G E N OENO
a SUARbomb from SUAREZ
Mets were just icing Lugo by making him sit for 30 mins. You chuds don't understand tactics.
cum shitter kek
>>156489656
HEEM ME UP>HEEM ME UP INSIDE I CANT SCORE RUNS >HEEM ME UP INSIDECALL CAL’S NAME AND SEND HIM TO TACOMA
Polanco did something!!
CAL DOUBLEONE RUN GAME
Nvm ball is very obviously foul fucking retardumps
>>156490404rawr :3
>>156490607sybau
>the call on the field is overturned. foul ball.
The Sox are going to win this game.
Best plate appearance all year from Cal. Great work there.
>how doooo you miss that callkek based Keith
JUST
WHEELER DEALER
My pirates
Lmao Naylor you fuckin retard
NAYLOR SINGLEOBSTRUCTION CALLEDTIE BALLGAME
>Mariners being fags on the basepathdidn't they try this cute shit last year in the playoffs
>>156490672doh you
>>156490736No, >we are just horrible at base running
>hit foul ball>umpies call it fair >round bases>umps review and overturn>have to put batting gear back on>get back to plate>ball 4 on first pitchmfw
>>156490736>>156490782It was heads up for a free extra base.
Cole Young? Now that’s a ball player
mfw cal becomes a washed up fraud overnight
>Royals pitcher's name is Daniel Lynch IV4 generations of the same name either they are unoriginal or they think they are part of the ruling elite.
>>156490814Great walk, just real disciplined.
The marlins battery looks tired as fuck lol
How is the mets game tied up?
WILD PITCH M's LEAD
>>156490867>giving your child a respectable heritage is... LE BAD
>>156490928
>>156490736They throw sliding gloves instead of sliding with them, how strange
>It was 2 out nobody on>It was Rays Win 6-4>It was Rays lead by 4 games
Poor keith
>>156490928wahahahaha PLEASE MARK VIENTOS DO SOMETHING RETARDED
my precious Mets have blown like a 9-4 lead
>>156490844He’s having his best game of the year rn
>Mets broadcaster talking about how his lineage is going to end because his kids wont reproduceKEK this team is spiritually fucked on every level imaginable
>>156490951Detoilet is still salty about that huh
I heard someone here doesn't have express written consent of Major League Baseball
gg Rays but also, fuck you.
>>156491002Senga had a poor showing at the 5th. A very poor. To think this is the best Mets batting performance in a month
>>156491016I fucked MLB without consent
>>156491016SCATTER
>>156491009Don't be mean to keith he's a national treasure
it's over
>>156491009why aren't his kids having kids? what a bunch of fags
I think it’s cool how, despite being the best team in baseball, the Yankees keep losing. Let the little guy feel like he has a chance, y’know?
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>bitchette outright MISSING the ball
>>156491064Soundcloud rapper son and OF daughter, probably
>>156491061speier is over the hill fuckin wagyu meatball
>First Mets game I can catch in weeks>9-9 in the 6th inningThe 2026 Mets are truly Amazin>BichetteCome on....
JANKEES
Breggy bear bop!
>>156486999>>It was the Rays lead by 4 gamesIt's now the Rays lead by 5 games
>>156491079>>156491110Still better than you
>>156491101He's either lights out or dogshit.
>>156490385more like two months of Baez because it was a trade deadline deal
>>156491094They're in their 40s dumbass
LOSE
Kek stankeedoo 'em!!
>>156491137So career obsessed millennials. Even worse.
Having kids is bad for you
Good no one was watching the Pirates game, that means it didn't happen. It was all a bad dream.
>>156489577My pirates won again (:
>>156491137idk, I was making a joke, I'd rather kick my own ass than watch a >Mest game
>>156491009I’m mid 30s, will never have kids, and my mom lowkey hates me for it. It’s bullshit cuz she already has 6 grandkids
>>15649121799% of anons here won't have kids, probably 90% haven't had sex.
Tavern Style pizza: coppedDouble IPA: pouredButt plug: insertedFinally ready to watch my Cubbie Bears.
They are juicing the balls again.
>>156491299Gotta try and salvage the American League.
>>156491009clip? maybe made the cut can do it
There's nothing gay about stimulating your own prostate.
We're cooked
>>156491259I’m not an autist like you guys, just have zero interest in marriage or kids. Made the mistake of introducing my parents to a girl I was dating a couple years ago and mom went insane thinking she’d get another wedding and more grandkids
They should call him BoBochette because he is playing like BoBo the clown!
>>156491009imagine having kids so they can get turned into trannies by the school system
>>156491299Oh no! They can't do that! They can't make the game objectively more exciting!
The time to fire Aaron Boone was after the Game 5 World Series meltdown where the Yankees inexplicably forgot how to play baseball. I have real respect for the name Steinbrenner and Hal is a disgrace to it.
>>156491357He should get a blonde afro and rebrand to bobobo bichette.
>>156491361That only happens if they’re total social outcasts. Millennials had alt/goth kids. Zoomers and Gen Alpha have trannies
>>156489577>10 RBI’sRyan o’hearn is elite
>>156491356>I’m not an autistsure bud
congrats to the Yankees on being the first team in MLB history to strike out 17 times in back-to-back games
>>156491402I mean normies might find me a little autistic. Compared to you faggots I’m Chad thundercock
>>156489951Mookie?
>>156491365>I have real respect for the name SteinbrennerThe yankees goodest goy
>>156491391this is so true. people forget that trannies are the lowest of the low shut ins who've played more classic games and watched more classic anime than thos general combined
>>156491365They’ve made the playoffs in all but one year he’s managed. It’s not his fault Judge is a choker.
>>156491406So you're saying they shit cum in the batters box too?
Yankee fans are the most entitled babies on the planet. 1st place in the wild card isn't good enough. Go riot over the Knicks you phonies
>>156491439died of aids
>seelingerliterally who
its almost time for doggie doo baseball
>>156491428oh bless your lil heart <3
>>156491453And they've chronically underachieved in that timespan in large part due to shit coaching and game management.>>156491507The Yankees have championship standards as a franchise and New York has championship standards as a city ESPECIALLY IN BASEBALL. You think I give a shit about the Wild Card?
>this seething about a clear touchgive it to phillies they win anwyays
mookie said he's never seen a pitcher stay healthy for so long like yamamoto. it's all the yoga and betts has a boner for it too now
You're fucking kidding me.
redbird bullpen is astronomically ass
>>156491585If you stopped posting anime and gooks, >we might actually win for once.
prrrrrrrrrrrt
Andy Green looks like he doesn’t want to be here which I would sympathize with if he wasn’t the literal head of player development. It’s your job to be here dickhead.
>red sux>bullpen
>its safeLMAOOOOOO
>>156491610I was thinking that too
jesus, i feel like ive watched 3 different games within this Mests game
wtf is happening
>the rare Long Islander player stinking up the jointI miss Steven Matz
ZACH FUCKING NETO
>Kenny Lofton's white son hits a no doubter
>>156491541who gave you permission to kangaroopost?
Someone yelling about the Mets payroll near the booth so the mics pick it up kek sigh ugh
This guy is young but he's heaving his lungs out just to pitch 94 or under. It's fucking over
>SNY mics picking up the guy saying "380 million dollar payroll!"Nice.>Senga started this gameOh, everything makes sense now
>>156491698is she hiding tig ol biddies underneath that shirt?
>>156491732>she
WADE FUCKING MECKLER
>>156491732son, that's a cartoon...
TWINS..WIN..TWINS..WIN..TWINS..WIN..TWINS..WIN..TWINS..WIN..TWINS..WIN..TWINS..WIN..TWINS..WIN..TWINS..WIN..
Tolbert just tied the major league record for consecutive hits
>if my Sox win this we're 3 out of a wildcard spotWhat? I blacked out in like May on this team what happened
Even on our best batting performance we still lose :) this is not normal
we still have 14 more years of vlad
>>156491747no thanks, i just met her
>Philthies
>Fire Stearns chantsHe does not make it to 2027. He’ll be bullied out of the job.
>>156491778If Jeff Hoffman could get Miguel Rojas out this would not be a problem
EVERYTIME I HEARD THE WROD BASEBALL I FALL ASLEEP
>>156491775The AL is doodoo. The White Sox would have a first round bye is the season ended today.
Weston Wilson runs on a ball to his right and is thrown out at third. Dom is now out of the game too.
how do you not just cry if you're a mets fan. this would be deeply upsetting for me to watch everyday.
Dano bop
>>156491606Hey that's cum shitter
Off to a great start...
lolmest
How did he start to get traction?
>>156491879>he thinks mets "fans" pay attention to baseball games!!ahahahahahaha
>>156491778wasn't he playing through injury or something
>>156491795He'll make it to 2027 easily. 99% of the people calling for his job are just upset he didn't re-sign Pete. This season could've gone EXACTLY the same, but if he gave Pete 10/300, nobody would be even thinking about firing him. Only way he gets fired is if Cohen has an emotional reaction to this season
KWAB
>>156489577Take a moment to relive this short clip
>>156491879I treat their games as an evening of babysitting a bunch of retarded little brothers. It's adorable that they're fuckups. Heh...
>>156491922an excuse, his defense is still fine he just does nothing but ground balls now
No take backs mettie jetties
mest kekhttps://vocaroo.com/102YTAaTHZZd
>>156491963Wait did the mighty stankums lose to the lowly (but smart) rays? Ouch!
>>156491774the fucking pinch runner12 consecutive hitsthey knocked Sánchez out after 3 innings yesterday too
Saucedo sucks DICK
mfw gay's
>>156491935>99% of the people calling for his job are just upset he didn't re-sign Pete.Are you sure because I think it’s more spending 700 million dollars to miss the playoffs two years in a year and to be the worst team in baseball in the second year.
Munoz threw like 10 pitches better sit him for that sure loser Rucker.
>>156491998kek
>>156492023kek
>>156492031He gets a mulligan for last year since that wasn't a team he built
>>156491878Every night >we are lamenting the mariners dogshit base running
>>1564920424D chess per usual
>>156491775they swept two bad teams (yankees and angels)not sure if they're back but the lineup does look a lot better with romy back
>>156492071Rivas sucks but he didn't make those mistakes.
faginers
>>156492104Oh whoa, and it cost them the game, crazy how that keeps happening in close games.
who could have predicted rucker would get the loss
>>156491980it's a good excuse if it's his back. they just need to take the IL stint
ITFDB
I love science, feminism, 'ntendo and the 'ners
>>156492141I fucked them.
guards... lose
Stros won despite Espada’s attempts to sabotage us again
>>156492130want to rip on his managerial instincts but tbqfh all he’s doing is following jerrys bullshit analytics to a t
what game are /we/ watching
>mets vs royals
>>156492203The game of gay porn.
>dbags
>>156492203Take a guess
>>156492203dodgers
>>156492244>score 11 runs>at home>lose>mest
>>156492195What analytics said to pinch run weston "big fucking retard" wilson over Mastrobuoni?
>>156491753are you implying cartoons can't have nice tits
>>156491732meant for>>156450270
>>156492272yes. what the fuck is wrong with you
>Mets finally score a respectable amount of runs reflective of their actual offensive talent>lose because the other team scored even morethis reminds me of last season. offense was cold the first half and pitching carried. offense finally got hot in the second half and pitching implodedwe gotta trade this bullpen ASAP before they turn into pumpkins. Warren and Brazoban already looking kinda dicey
rockies have a dh batting 9th
>>156492283anon, no, you're not supposed to do that
Fire Mendoza!That will fix da Mest
>>156492203my brew crew
>>156492308nothing. nice tits can always be appreciated>>156492283keep your pedo fantasies away from me
Are you imagining?
>>156492283Kill yourself. Now.
>>156492349nobody likes you
>half the starters get injured>offensive explosionmy kingdom for a bullpen
>>156492110Yea I think they should sell still but its pretty impressive theyre close to making the dance at all
isnt this literally just a shohei ohtani general?
Fuck my boricua ass
Why are they chanting USA?
>>156492384Ryback gennyRyback boardRyback app
>>156492384no because ive yet to actually hear an answer on what the fuck he even does.
OHTANI BOMB
[VV]Cubs [W]in!!!gg orioles see ya tomorrow
Lol lmao reffie changed his mind on a foul ball while it was rolling in the sox game
300tani
300 HIROSHIMAS FOR OHTANI!!!
kneel to othanis 300 NOW!
homertani
OHTANI 300TH HOMER!!!
___ _______ ___
Leadoff Dingertani
>>156492349>>156492358hope she sees this bro.
>married for a year, together for almost ten years>wife recoils when I try to kiss her>still wants me to kiss her when I leave for work (?)>wants kids next year >wants a new house for the kids >im still a virginShould I just kill myself?
Cubs win check em!
can that fat fuck vladdy just fuck off and die already. doesnt hit, doesnt even attempt to make a play on an infield grounder, just full fucking quit.
What the fuck? Are the umps on the Red Sox's payroll?
blow gays kek
Andy P
>>156492467he's playing with a broken back
Braves gonna choke the east away
pages ran like he stole a six pack from a liquor store
>>156492467no...NO!!!
>>156492501and there it is
>faggie shema'am
>>156492384>asking if the /mariners lovers board/ is an Ohtani general lol
>>156492444pure sex
leave that shit at the circus, neto
>>156492458Hope you drag a sharp object across your jugular bro
rispgers
>>156492585/mlb/ stands for must love bussy
>>156492621hehe
>>156492460what kind of ai botpost is this
this is not fucking fair bros. how does god create a literal perfect human like ohtani and im over here a fat faggot with nothing going on.
Indians lost. Everyone laugh at them.
I refuse to believe Fraudtani will EVER hit 763 home runs before he retires
>>156492664>gay AND fatGo dodgers!
Ok we're back
>>156492664start exercising and doing martial arts
Two wins in one day baby.
>>156492529lol
BrewGODS
Based RushingFUCK EM
MY JAYS ARE SO BACK >inb4 it's the giants>inb4 it's mcdonalddon't care
Yeah I'm thinking the jays are back see ya in October losers
McCarthy on the Rockies looks like that dude who troon'd out in the Mr.Beast squad
are the stinkums a wild card club?
>>156492704Looks like Gustavo Fring
Don't fucking choke this lead, Jays.
>>156492703i started lifting and went from a fat pale lumpen idiot to a fat pale lumpen idiot with slightly bigger arms and farts war-crime tier neurotoxin
also first back-to-back 5 hit game since Roberto Clemente 1970
yeah I'm thinking we're getting swept in 5 games. some nerd will have to look up the last time it happened
>AJ Minter pitching after you let that rando from Syracuse throw the game awayAndy Green’s out head of player development btw
GG Rangers Make that 7 losses in a row for my shit ass Angels
I like to cup my hand over my ass, fart, and pull it up to my nose to smell it.
>>156492763>Looks like Gustavo FringLooks nothing like him ya face blind retard
>>156492795good now start doing brazilian jiu jitsu
>>156492822LFGM
>>156492831no
>>156492798
>>156492806Boston Massacre in 2006 when the Yankees swept the Sox in 5 games.
>>156489577kek
>>156492846wise choice, shit hurts and kinda sucks ass
>>156492811He's soft-quitting just like mendoza.
>it was ">red sux >bullpen">it was "LGTSS >bombston">it was "period sox">it was "last place sux">somehow the jankee schizo still jinxes his team each time he appearsEnjoy your freefall Stankeedoos. REDEMPTION SOX OFFICIALLY BEGINS HERE. 3RD PLACE IN THE WILD CARD
>>156492458why would you hope a 12 year old girl is browsing 4chan you chud>>156492361that's okay. i've seen what 4chan freaks like
>>156492907its a meme you colossal newfaggot.
>>156492928freak ass way to use it. good thing the glowies got all your shit down
mets scored 12 runs at home and lost by 4.
Well that was fun.
>Karros defending his kid on that wasted ABS challengeKWAB
why has our bullpen decided to go to shit right when we're getting doomed enough to trade them all for a fat return
>>156492963you talk like an angsty teenager. newfaggot.
mets lost that ballgame!
>Raffi L. Diverse
>>156493003>40 years old>wears the years he's wasted on a mongolian throat singing forum like a badge of honor>still can't meme
>runner hit by the ballKWAB
>>156492995he'd be hammering whichever Dodger would've challenged
ohtani allows us to dream.
I thought pages changed his lame ass song
>>156493132its always been darude - sandstorm
Nbd just 300 homeruns
Unc pls halp
The Blue Jays broadcast showed the Gate 14 podcast guys. They are in San Fran for some reason.
>>156493155pujols hit 703
ITS UPhttps://x.com/NjTank99/status/2074688079562981381
>Fish at 50 winsThank you based bendix
>>1564929962 days in a row, bro. And you aren't getting a fat return for Weaver, Raley & the other guy im forgetting on the block. You got garbage for Verlander and Scherzer when people still believed in them.
>>156493206he wont survive the season
Imagine not being a pirates fan right now.
>>156493206>you have to log in nowbravo, elon
>>156493283wheres frank?
>>156493296free speech comes with a cost
>>156493123When does it end?
>>156493225Mets will listen on all of Weaver, Raley, Minter, Brazoban, and even Williams. Plus Peralta and Holmes are prime candidates. Somebody may take a flyer on SengaI'm hoping between them all we get a few top 100 guys. we'll see
nice hustle freddie
old school hit and run doyers baseball
>cucker
>>156493449
Oracle park looks nice as hell
>>156493442What is a dodger anyway? Like a draft dodger in Nam?
Will Walmart money somehow save the Rockies? I don't think so
>>156493475you look nice as hell
>>156493296Not letting a competitor train on his expensive perpetual dataset is more valuable than letting you see frank without logging in.
blow gays are losing this game
>>156493502Thanks man
am i the only person watching dodgers play rn
>>156493575>its been 10 years
>>156493577who?
>>156493577im watching ironically.
>>156493386Peralta is a negative. I'd only take him if I was a Pirates/Nationals type team if they included Raley n Weaver.
>>156493577I mean I'm looking at the score but not watching
freelie :)
>>156493577I'm farting around on my telephone and casually watching when the rocks are up to bat.
im watching on my second monitor while i play deadlock. baseball is really boring for 90% of its gmes
Test icles
>>156493577I’m listening on the Ray Dee Owe
>dodgers trying to play small ball
>>156493620I think you'll be surprised. Baseball attaches value to historic performance and his contract is very attractive. For a real contender or someone extremely desperate like the Cubs, he's gonna fetch a premium. He's a big value add for postseason pitching. Doesn't really go deep but still adds substantial depth to a strong rotation
why did rushing run on that awful bunt kek
>>156493123burjtani is so believable
>>156493744its in his name
>>156493475it is nice.
we are 4/5ths of the way to nu tho.
>>156493728Tell Doc to bring back THE COMET
Pages pls
PAGES GRAND SALAMI
>>156493147YOU CANNOT DOUBLE-STRIKE A DRUMHEAD THAT SIZE RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE
>>156493773keep us posted
>>156492977GG Mest bro. That was so fucking retarded, but that's what you get with two trash teams duking it out
dodgers take the lead on a walk
wew, thanks for the free run rockies
By the time October arrived, the Yankees had heard every criticism imaginable. They were too inconsistent. Their bullpen was unreliable. Their lineup struck out too much.They ignored the noise.Aaron Judge led the offense with his usual blend of patience and power, while the young players who had been questioned all summer suddenly looked fearless under the brightest lights. The pitching staff, battered by injuries during the regular season, found another gear in October.After surviving a tense American League Championship Series, the Yankees met the Los Angeles Dodgers in a long-awaited World Series rematch.The series see-sawed from coast to coast. Every game seemed to feature a late comeback, a diving catch, or a towering home run. By Game 7, the baseball world had come to a standstill.
>walking in a run
>>156493765>>156493475yayyyy!!!
>>156493809They already had the lead dumbass
Lorenzen getting squeezed and Rocks are too gun shy to challenge
fredd-ACK!!!
>>156493782are you drumspie?
>>156493775Hopefully we trade him at the deadline.
>>156493834my bad
dumbasspie bringing chin music
I CANT THROW STRIKES!!!
>fat frumpy
FUCK YOU MAX YOU FUCKING LITTLE BITCH
>>156493802gg bud
That flubby muncy!
that funky munc-ACK!!!
what is it with wh*te women and dogs?
>>156493912Cute coons.
>>156493912Who would win?
>>156493912>black outfielders
>>156493924Yjk
Wrobleshit is such a luck merchant lmao, he's about to get exposed
The Dodgers have so much talent that half the league is just their former prospects
>>156493931>Blocks your path
Rockies might have something with this Carrigg
Im watching the Rockies, thanks
Wtf are those popcorn flavors? Who the fuck would eat fruit flavored popcorn? That sounds gross.
>>156493912too cute T_T
>>156494005kettle corn is good. I'd try other stuff presumably meant to be sweet
>>156493958That’s a big rat
>>156493846yes
>>156493912I knew Alysa Liu is a Dodgers fan
>>156494024shes a cardinals lifelong
>>156493958I knew John Rat was a cubs fan
I don't remember this Pages guy at all
>>156494050I would rape her just like how the Brewers raped the cards today.
>>156494024kek got em
>>156493958this town aint big enough for the both of us
>>156494060>I would rape hershe would spin out of it
>>156494050that piercing is absolutely haram, straight to the garbage
Nobody had heard of Juan Palo. Then mid-July arrived. Every time the Mets needed a hero, there was Juan Palo, somehow already on second base with dirt on his jersey.The announcers searched for explanations."Elite instincts.""Baseball IQ.""Clutch gene."In Game 7 of the National League Championship Series, with the score tied in the ninth, Palo slapped what looked like a routine ground ball. It hit the bag, bounced over the third baseman's glove, ricocheted off the left fielder's shoe, and rolled just far enough to score the winning run.The Mets stormed the field.New York celebrated.Reporters surrounded the unlikely hero."Did you plan that?" one asked.Juan nodded with complete confidence."Absolutely."
Based Eggman
Soto would have been out there.
>>156494103And directly back into it. Thats how spins work.
what do those doggies do?
>>156494050isn't she from the bay area or some shit. why the fuck is she throwing the first pitch for gay louis
>>156494159cool pic
>>156494171>why is this olympian doing publicity things as an olympian???HURRRDURRRRRRR
>>156494171That's my wife you're talking about buddy
Well, this Jays game might as well be over. Don't see the Giants coming back from this.
>>156494185yeah but why the cardinals
>>156494148i see
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can yordan alvarez win the triple crown?
>>156494233He's not a race horse so no.
>>156494195>hey, olympic team rep, this is such and such from baseball team>would you guys want to make an appearance and enjoy our hospitality? one of your skaters can throw a first pitch>ok sure thanks. see you soonwhoa fucking CRAZY dawg
>>156494195shes dating fredbird
>>156494283he fucked her
>another start>another week wrobogod stays unexposed
>>156494262tards lack common sense. explanations don't work.
>>156494283busch stadium is a great ballpark and I'm tired of pretending it's not
>>156494262yeah sorry i don't see it that way
WroboGOD
Rockies have the cutest asses today
>>156494302best fans in baseball
>>156494355thems FAGGOTbacks
attend. listen. learn.
pages officially has multiple walk up songs
>>156494050The Cards are goated
>>156494355Brewers chuds gonna go in there and take them as war brides.
Rockies are playing tougher than the poodres did
>>156494379id give the dj a playlist and say pick one at random, and if you repeat a single song during a game I will destroy your life
>>156494374Hell yeah
my walk up song would be jim carrey doing the most annoying sound in the world from dumb and dumber
>>156494050Berds
Doyer blowpen time
>>156494355I think this gif is like 10+ years old now. I wonder if they're fat now.
>>156494416They're still going to lose the series though
>>156494450mine would be "la chona" to get all the beans up
>>156494478>bbw milfsdont tempt me
>>156494450> not all 32 minutes of leng tch'ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDP19Vieg7kimagine striking out looking on three pitches after this
>>156494302It’s really not. It’s fine. Unremarkable. About the 14th best park
>>156494483probably but it wouldn't be a shock if they pulled iy off. they look hyper focused.
whats up with klein?
I didn't know Will Klein was 6'5" until he dwarfed Rushing who is 6'0"
>>156494551>>156494551>>156494551
>fattyqueer gorilla jr
>>156493730> a 2 month rental for 5 innings at 4.5era Freddy's is worth anything. lol you won't get a top10 prospect for him
Ok Klein. You had your 15 minutes
kek doggie retards
>Klein >is 6'5"
