Bedard Edition>>156484206
every poster below this line is gay__________
I’m the Tim Thomas of /hoc/
I'm gay for Tate McRae!
Bedard might genuinely be made of glass. How do you dislocate both your shoulders in a year?
Im just a sexy flames Nation boy (Sexy boy)
I respect the Flames
im a zesty brown guy and i love the flames
>>156513817His shoulders aren't ever gonna be the same. His career is already over.
----------------------every poster above this line is a flames fan
>>156513811i want to penetrate her anus with my penis
JUST SIGN KANE NOW YOU FAGGOT WE'VE HAD NOTHING TO CHEER FOR 6 YEARS
gonna make some hamburgers with cheese but they're not cheeseburgers
>>156513974Just like my Islanders
>>156513974Damn how desperate are you
>>156513974wow six whole years that must be rough buddy
>>156513817Greatest bust in nhl history
>>156514011Have you seen the roster? Kane would without question improve the team
>>156514044but enough about larkin
>>156513974I've never heard anyone ask for Kane this much. You must really want him.
>>156513974Harry Kane is busy right now
Yeah 20 year old PPG player playing with andrey burkovskiy and ryan donatowhat a bustkek what a retarded cum drinking peanut head chimp
>>156513817Has he considered not being a twink?
I think Wolf is going to be the best goalie in the league
>>156514059Cope he assisted on Jack Hughes golden goal
>>156513817Remember when he was hyped as the next Crosby?
>>156514143>he was drafted to the olympics
>>156514121Kek I'm obviously trolling anon. I want my team to offer sheet Bedard he would put us over the top
>Started his career with the Blackhawks>Ended his career with the BlackhawksWhy does noone else want this walking liability?
>>156514126His other injury wasn't even contact that makes the size important. He just fell over at practice and died.
>>156514176Yeah
>>156514197jlmi
>>156514200>but seriously whatabout muh amateur hockey
>>156514121I now remember Philipp Kurashev
>>156514246>still seething KWAB
>>156514246Will Canadians ever get over it?
>>156514449>still copingkwab indeed
Could the USA women's team beat the canadian men?
>>156514536americans managed to pretend gold didnt count for over 40 yearsso probably notits cute seeing you guys force it every time
>>156514585Someone sounds salty
>>156514733typical american wanting it both ways
>>156514561They can’t even beat high school boys
>>156514833Be pretty hot if they did though
Thanks for recommending the swords albums. They’re good
>>156514833matthew is a preschooler then...
Will you submit a new islanders jersey?
>>156514833canada isn't THAT bad
>>156513817Couldn’t happen to a more deserving team
>>156514923A huge fucking swastika on it
>>156515039>tf>tp
>>156514925
>>156515076i prefer happy connor
>>156515189Why the fuck can Makar never ever figure out his jersey situation? It's always bunched up in his pants
>>156515076Planet of the McApes
The only ice hockey player ive ever heard of is wayne gretzky.
>>156515280
>>156515280The only englishman I've ever heard of is Winston Churchill.
>>156515280For me it's Šimon Nemec
>>156515340have you tried not being a massively retarded homo
>>156515394'fraid not, my flames need me
I'm not a Flames fan
>>156515572Afraid you're mistaken
I'm just going to sit back and see what gets (You)s then repost them next thread
>>156515572That just means you still have a chance to live life like a normal person
>>156515599My new gimmick is going to set a record
I'm watching this video on how Miami is the new capital of America's soulless rich (Onlyfans whores, influencer, Jewish billionaires, crypto scammers) and it made me think of the Florida Panthers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFjJC8DuJ3Y
who wants wright?
>>156515640what did you think gta vice city was making fun of?
>>156515640yes, florida is the america of america
>>156515687my islanders
Crazy how the Blackhawks have had Bedard for almost 3 years and have failed him at every turn.
>>156515742To be fair his bones have also been failing him too
i guess you wonder where i've been
the ducks should fire verbeek
good thing there's no WC games today, these threads don't have to worry about disappearing all of a sudden
>>156515840they should fire verbeak and hire verbill haha
>>156513916he will have the advantage fo being able to slip through incredibly narrow spaces for previously impossible scoring opportunities
>>156515941LOL
that blue jays guy with the moustache who is talking to michael cera in that commercial is throwing a no hitter through 7
>>156515640barely any tits in this video
>>156515572
>>156516004yeah but have you ever seen abela danger lick ass
>>156516004SHE SAW RAMONA FLOWERS AND FELT SO EMPOWERED
I miss my sports radio station. Feels like all my friends just suddenly disappeared.
>>156515941norm, is that you?
>>156516168surprised they didnt get fired while on the air like they did to price and sekeras lmao
>>156515941Haha good joke anon!
no hitter going into the bottom of the 9th
thinking about bringing back the words doofus and bozo this summer, bros
Penguins Receive: Elias Petterson at $2 million retainedCanucks Receive: Tommy Novak, Rutger McGroarty and a first-round pick
>>156517002Bozo never left bozo
>>156516086>Doesn't even get banned from the league. Continues to play to this day.
>>156517020Fuck you for making me check.
just nuked some dogs and a gnat flew out of the microwavein 10 million years when gnats evolve to become the predominant species on earth remember that me blasting one with radiation for two minutes without him dying was the flashpoint
>>156517121you fool, you doomed us all
>>156515742I wish I had that type of friendship
>>156517175maybe gnatlias pettersson can finally bring a cup to vancouver
>>156517121>just nuked some dogsSick bastard
Bozo is a badass word
They got croatians named bozo
>>156517219>finally bring a cup to vancouverLord knows the fans deserve it more than any other team.
>>156517083It was meant as a suggestion
>>156513896ChicagoCalgaryWinnipegSeattleDetroit
>>156517744>SeattleThey're really going to end up like the Atlanta Thrashers, aren't they?
>>156517763Probably, no one wants to live in an expensive and rainy liberal town.
Business idea: we put a dome over the rink and make it like rocket league where the puck never goes out of play
>>156516086wayne gretzky is black?
pat looking ver weak
bud's got eyes of the sweetest skies
Is this the gay retard tranny general? LOL LMAO
>>156517882when xhe rb is here
>>156517763i dont think winnipeg is big enough for 2 nhl teams
>>156517882nah that's /cric/
I can picture the ducks wearing these jerseys hoisting up the stanley cup.
>>156517629It's actually a good reasonable trade proposal so I believed for a moment.Sorry for lashing out, it's just that I hate Elias Pettersson so fucking much and want him off my team.
>>156518007>it's just that I hate Elias Pettersson so fucking much and want him off my teamKek, me too buddy. Me too.
>>156518022Niggas got dolphin teeth
>>156517840jen
i still remember when the swedish retard informed /hoc/ that pettersson playing on european meme ice at age 17 against grown men was guaranteed to make him a superstar in the nhl.
>>156518225He was a superstar in the NHL. For one season.
>>156518225I was told that europoor leagues are good
my balls exploded earlier this week, 3 month recovery but I should be good for opening night, lads
>>156518704kakko is just heating up
RIP Liquorice the rabbit
>>156518918Rabbits shouldn’t be pets
>>156518225yeah unfortunately he got drafted to a canadian team
>>156518003if you've been paying attention to the shmucks lately you most certainly are not envisioning them hoisting anything but a trash can
The NHL has 36–40 teams after adding franchises in places like Houston, Atlanta (again), or another Canadian city if the market is right.Europe hosts a handful of regular-season games every year, and there is serious discussion of a permanent European division.The salary cap exceeds $200 million thanks to decades of revenue growth.TechnologyAI assists coaches with line matching, player fatigue, and injury prevention.Referees use advanced puck and player tracking to automatically detect offside and goal-line plays.Fans can watch games in immersive mixed reality, choosing any camera angle in real time.Playing StylePlayers are faster and more skilled than ever.Defensemen regularly join the rush, making five-man attacks the norm.Goaltenders rely on AI-assisted scouting and wearable technology to study shooters.EquipmentLighter sticks and equipment improve speed while maintaining safety.Smart jerseys monitor player health during games.Helmets better protect against concussions.RulesFighting becomes extremely rare, with stricter penalties.Overtime remains 3-on-3 but could include experimental rule changes to reduce shootouts.Coaches receive more video review challenges, aided by automated officiating.The Stanley Cup in 2050A possible contender could be:A powerhouse led by players who are children—or not yet born—in 2026.Teams like the Utah Mammoth, Buffalo Sabres, or Ottawa Senators may have built long-term contenders by then.A bold predictionThe 2050 Stanley Cup Final:Utah Mammoth defeat the Buffalo Sabres in six games.The Conn Smythe Trophy goes to a 22-year-old superstar who grew up training with AI-powered coaching systems from childhood.By 2050, hockey would likely still feel familiar—fast, physical, and centered on the Stanley Cup—but with much more technology, data, and global talent shaping the game.
Anaheim Ducks — Identity crisisBoston Bruins — Anger management issuesBuffalo Sabres — Chronic bad luckCalgary Flames — Self-sabotageCarolina Hurricanes — Main-character energyChicago Blackhawks — Living in the pastColorado Avalanche — Overachiever syndromeColumbus Blue Jackets — Forgotten by everyoneDallas Stars — Dramatic flairDetroit Red Wings — Midlife comebackEdmonton Oilers — "Just one more superstar will fix it."Florida Panthers — Confidence overloadLos Angeles Kings — Former glory addictionMinnesota Wild — Permanently averageMontréal Canadiens — Impossible expectationsNashville Predators — Loudest person at the partyNew Jersey Devils — Chaos enthusiastNew York Islanders — Defensive obsessionNew York Rangers — Expensive tasteOttawa Senators — Almost there... every yearPhiladelphia Flyers — Picks fights first, asks questions laterPittsburgh Penguins — Refuses to age gracefullySan Jose Sharks — Bottom-of-the-ocean vibesSeattle Kraken — Still figuring themselves outSt. Louis Blues — Roller-coaster emotionsTampa Bay Lightning — PerfectionistToronto Maple Leafs — Allergic to easy playoff runsUtah Mammoth — New kid trying to fit inVancouver Canucks — Emotional roller coasterVegas Golden Knights — Gets what they want anywayWashington Capitals — Veteran who won't quitWinnipeg Jets — Quietly underrated
>>156519099>>156519168We don't do AI slop here.
>>156518918Fhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYU3F8uUGiw
the white male main character with a hot bimbo sidekick, whatever happened there?
>>156518465glad to hear it, connor!
>>156519244The trope played itself out, it it always drew dimes.
>>156514174He ended up being the next Hughes
>>156519244God I wish I was a bimbo sidekick
>>156519233doesn't look like the wangs are getting enough here
>>156518704Zegras. It feels like he's been injured for the past 4 seasons.
>>156519439he's also shit which doesn't help
>>156518704i'm surprised kraapo is that high
>>156518704byram making all that moolah
>>156518704whats going on with the ducks logo?
>f-flamiacs have no c-c-culture outside of losingg!!
>>15651951825th anniversary logo. If you look at any team's season on Elite Prospects they have the logo for that season
>>156519542God I wish I was born in Alberta.
>>156519542What crime did she commit for those two cops to punish her that way?
>>156519542God I'm glad I wasn't born in that country bumfuck province.
>>156519542kek, explains why they are all retards
>>156519542cute :3
>>156516086canadian guy murders american guy*race had nothing to do with it
>>156519542creating fans for the new quiet rooms
>>156517063accidents happen
>>156519542oilers to flames fan centrifuge
>>156519542alberta space program going well
>>156519542Is this a real sport? No wonder no one likes canada lmao
>>156520614its how i met your mother
gary should start cloning players
gary should start choking players
We need to clone Gary
as gary's clone, i decree a xmas gf for all anons
>>156520951how kinky
>>156520614everybody likes canada wydm?
this was the moment the flames started dying
>>156521109the time had come to say fair's fair
>>156521004Thanks Gary 2!
>>156521004Thanks fren :) I'm excited about a gf but I also am asking for 3-5 irl friends and a better job for christmas
budds won
>>156521235My new gf and I will be irl friends with you :)
>>156521242you'd have to build a pretty big penalty box for /hoc/
>>156521333/hoc/ is kinda like a penalty box if you think about it
>>156521242flames bros... shannon is making fun of us again..
>>156521481I think the flamiacs are smart
>>156521242shannon is so based
>>156521283Thanks fren :)
me and my niggas hate leo carlsson
Nic Deslauriers played in 1 game in the 1st round of the playoffs and maybe 3 games at the end of the regular season and he still got on the cup
Guy in red = My FlamesEveryone else = rest of the league
>>156521640cool>jeff daniels
>>156521640it's the intangibles
knocked down the wasp nest bros
>>156521878did you throw hot coals on top of it?
>>156521878be careful if you ever smell banana near some bees because that means they're about to attack they release some pheromones or something that apparently smells like banana
>>156521878did they sting you?
>>156521909>>156521911>>156521914I sprayed it with wasp killing foam hours ago, like 9 wasps fell out of it dead and all activity stopped, I just waited until now to take it down.
>>156521926Bullshit
>>156521984it was smaller than the size of a baseball
>>156521926>I sprayed it with wasp killing foam hours agocoward
>>156522014you're the guy who said to blast it with piss huh
>>156521004I hope I can get the gf that the city of calgary forced to spin around too much
>>156521926good choice
>>156522014this. grow some balls.
>>156513768poor bedard will be injury plagued foreverhere are some cool roller hockey highlights of his to ease our pain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBC-T8zGIQM
God I hate creating resumes
>>156522081
*evolves the game*
>>156522222CHECKED
>>156513768Isn’t this the guy from that Disney toller blades movie?
>>156522478Roller*
>>156522133just use AI and then tweak it a bit to avoid AI filtersOR you can walk right up to the owner of the place you'd like to be employed, look him in the eye, shake his hand, and ask him firmly and confidently if you can suck his dick. worked for my gramps back in the day
>>156522478>>156522496
>>156522671who will be the next victim of macklin's summer training?
>>156522764celebrini will put mckenna through the glass and end his career then and there
frank is being frank again
Seems like I'll be skipping this season lads. What in the actual fuck is the Canadiens thinking?"He did miracles with the Leafs last season, right?"Fucking shit.
>>156521640If I had a day with the cup I would get an angle grinder and remove a couple names from that band
>>156522948Kek got em
>>156521259>Anderson got his name on the cup now he thinks he is gonna help the Oilers get their names on itfucking kek what the fuck
>>156521640>Justin Williamswtf
>>156523253Andersen
>>156522620yeah I always use chatgpt to optimize it
>>156522948This guy is younger than Crosby btw
>>156523304Who?
Huomenta but the opposite
>>156523092>If I had a day with the cupCHECK YOUR FLAG BITCH
>>156522948>reporter says agent was trying to negotiate a deal for his client>oy vey! stop reporting!Why are they like this?
>>156523300He's there director of player personally or something. He won the cup with Rod in 2006
>>156523331Mr. Andersen
>>156522948>#YouGetAGoldStarFrank won with this.
me and /hoc/ enjoying the stampede
>>156515018Fuck you
>*significantly outdraws garyslop*
>>156523465>USA is majority latinxWe already knew this.
just got beat on a goal to make it 1-0 with 1 second left in Chel bros I'm KWABOTY
Just wait until I release my self published book of /hoc/ posts. I'm gonna win the Pulitzer.
>>156523465This should tell you everything you need to know about domestic interest in spickick
>>156523427I wish I could go on a vacation with /hoc/
just dropping by to laugh at the blackcocks and their broken bedussy
Montreal should get another team for all the English speakers there
>>156523843They were the Anglo team in the 80s
>>156523745his bussy isn't broken it's merely sprained
first time logging in to /hoc/ today bros
>>156523988welcome
ducks gonna ruin the flyers be declining to match
>>156524176Both teams will get worse if that happens. Based Briere locked them both in a good ol' Canadian suicide booth
>>156523427i knew that chud was cis from the moment i first laid my eyes on him. glad my sharkies got the best player of the whole draft
>>156523427You can already tell McKenna is going to get the Bedard treatment where the entire NHL world will root against him and say that he's bad and a bust regardless of how he plays
just saw a shooting star outside, lads
Is divegrass over yet
>>156524494nope
>>156524382I wish that all of hocs dreams come true :)
just wrapped up designing the islanders future 3rd jersey
i thought divegrass was a music genre up until 2 years ago
>>156524382what did you wish for
>>156524532great job! glad you sorted it out
they should put bud and JVOEL on the new isles jersey
>>156524755>islesjerseybuilder.comthey don't let u do very much...
i made it like my nuckies jersey
>>156524871Better start planning your next riot
>>156524910why does that dude have a pillow
>>156524955he's homeless
>>156524871This actually looks really good.
>>156524910i don't think the nucks are that close to the scf
>>156524361*McDavid treatment. Meanwhile there's guys getting the MacKinnon treatment
bum ass mailman wrinkled the magazines again
>>156525008is it a girly magazine
>>156525035no it's the october 1996 playgirl
I'm glad we ended this stupid practice of not going after restricted free agents due to agreements of not to and letting them stay with their team.
ive never heard of Carlson and he's now the highest paid player in the NHL? LMAO
>>156525035you tell me
Hey Maven, /hoc/ herea
>Maven
>>156525229would
maven was the answer to wordle like a week ago
>dundon put his entire family on the cupdisgraceful desu also *
>>156525360Didn’t ask
>>156522081that type dont even do anything. they are harmless
>>156525499Bro the 5 year old is totally part of the ownership group
>>156525501still tiny, tranny. hampage was cancelled kwab
hearing big news for the coyotes future
>>156524981I guess you're probably right
>>156525653gary slaughtered the yotes and there was nothing kosher about it
does meruelo still own the roadrunners ot whatever the ahl team is called?
offer sheet? how about I offer my Sheeit to gary instead
>>156525687Verbeek was very determined to steal MacKinnon's KWABOTY and I dare say he has succeeded
>>156525835there's no way they match it right?
>>156525956I think they do. I also think they don't sign Gauthier until after the (much shorter) preseason so he has an awful year.
why hasn't hughes signed
>>156526045Which one
what team is demi lardner a fan of
I was wondering what are peoples thoughts on John Tavares hall of fame caseJohn Tavares has over 1100 points and 500 goals is a two time hart trophy finalist was 5th in points for the decade of the 2010s and was third in goals for the decade there are also is jr career and international stuff but I think this is enough for him to be a hofer with the standards the hall has right now thoughts
>>156526247GARY'S GOOGLE HISTORYIT'S BLOODY GARY'S GOOGLE HISTORY
playing diablo
High Costs: The cost of elite hockey equipment and ice time has skyrocketed to $10,000–$15,000 annually, pricing out many middle-class families and limiting the talent pool.Canada has experienced stagnating or declining youth registrations due to shifting demographics and cost barriers.
>>156526318samesies
>>156526284how many teams can i put in phoenix
lmao a player that has only gotten 50 points once will be the highest paid player in the league
>>156526453how many black people are in atlantado black people like hockeyhow do you get black people to like hockey
>>156526445just tried to check the map to find a helltide chest and died losing half my cinders KWAB
>>156526455Thank you Gary
eating a sandwich then playing slime racers 3
>>156526582Didn’t ask
thanks for the (you) bozo
nuckbros... we really had the greatest twins of all time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us-DMGqjxfsi'm cryingmight be the vodka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtrLXLBr2Zg
>https://www.sporcle.com/games/jhlzq3/alltimenhlbet u can't get 63/63
>>156526671nah it's probably not since 1993
>>156526778I got 42...
>LETS GET THE CANES GOALIE WHO GOT BENCHED THAT WILL SHOW THEM
>>15652687843 forgot about the Kraken
>>156526845lmao you have nothing anywhere near half as goodno legacy you are such a loseralways will be
slopdown was cancelled in 2024
not clicking that
>>156526904You know only vegass fags like wrestling
>>156526896FUCK I FORGOT THE BRUINS AND PANTHERS AS WELLso 45
put her in goal and she's saving .960 easily
>>156526975she can't even save herself from botching
we love vacq here
>>156526975i need to lick her anus desu
>soccer >"""wrestling """No rigged sports in my /hoc/ please
who is this
>>156527175Wrestling isn’t a sport
beat mephisto on TX bro's :)))))
who is this??
>>156527432bill murray
some no name guy that no one has heard of is getting 18 million. Whats Celebrini and Mcdavid going to get?
When is the deadline for the ducks to match?
Exit Music (For A /hoc/)
radiohead rules but i don't really listen to them often anymore
>>156528083Radiohead fucking stinks after the first album.
radiohead is a band???
>>156528202bait
>>156528497You better beware of the karma police pal
for me right now in this moment it's Climbing Up the Walls
>>156528497no they are a band. there was a music video where there was guy lying down in the street and you didnt know why he was there lying down in the street and then he told people and then they were lying down in the street
ok computer is the most overrated album ever made and I say this despite liking a good handful of the songs
ok computer rules and is definitely not the most overrated album ever made kek. kid a, the bends, and in rainbows are better tho
>>156528635The karma policeThey live inside of your headThe karma policeThey cum on you in your bedThe karma policeThey're coming to arrest meOh no!
I can play that tune on the guitar bro's
unlocked torment XII i want you to get the word out there that we back up
breaking news: former ice hockey player paris hilton is helping flavor flav get the olympic womens hockey team hotel rooms to go to the espys
hey guys I hope you are all having a good day
NHL When are you going to put a stop to this bullshit??? There are SIX, yes, SIX names of the owners kids, dog and whoever else. Absolutely RIDICULOUS when so many hard working people that bust their ass 100 hrs a week only to get pissed on over shit like that! Mr. Dundon Carolina Hurricanes, you should be ashamed of yourself. A level of selfish that needs to be studied! Kick in the balls for the sacrifices made by so many!
>>156526455I would gladly take the four first rounders and let the flyers fuck themselves for a decade
Proud to be from the greatest country in the world.
broke my toe bro's
>>156531410East-Sweden
briere might have fucked the flyers for a decade but I'll be damned if philly fans are too dumb to figure it out
>>156531410you forgot to turn off your vpn, leafbro
>>156531893I think Finland is a better nation for alcohols
>>156531236did he make all of his kids part owners or something so that they'd get on the cup?
caleb malholtra will be the new bo horvat
>>156531972no not like this.... why cant the canucks just accept a canadian as their leaderlinden did as well if not better than naslund or the sedins
>>156531924The dog makes critical business decisions
Dubs
https://youtu.be/i_WiYTswpes?t=394
>>156532002he helps them make split decisionshe's like that german octopus that picks between two things in labeled boxes by which one he goes for
>>156530791Thanks Yamato :) I hope you have a nice day as well
Good morning /hoc/*cooks you breakfast*
Cheering for a relocated team is like fucking a tranny. Sometimes it's all you've got but it's still pretty gay
>>156532529what is the term for when the tranny whips out the old hardware to get those feelings going again?
>>156532575He wouldn't because that removes the get out of jail free card for his beloved sunbelt teams
>>156532618Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>156532662Those are my Detroit Red Wings
GARYI NEED TRADES GARY
>>156532713Anon, you've been traded to /cric/
>Nico Hischier helped rescue a family on the Aare River in Bern. A family w/two children were stranded near a dam on their inflatable boat. Hischier was nearby and joined others in helping w/the rescue. A witness described Nico's actions as "heroic," but in true Nico fashion, he downplayed his role.my swiss prince :)
>>156532988he learned this heroism during his time in halifax
>>156532988He doesn't belong on that satanistic devils team
>>156533024WHY DIDN'T HELP STOP THE EXPLOSION THEN?!???
>>156533791they expect one of us in the wreckage
huomenta!
>>156533934moi
>>156532569Like Carolina dressing up as Hartford?
>>156534057yeah or the avs pretending to be the nordiquesis that untucking?
>>156533934honestly good for him, dude. Beer guts never go away.
Laine is coming home.
Mammoth bros were so so back
>>156534865is he even good enough for liiga anymore
>>156534497Basically. It's also similar to dressing up as your dead sister and talking to your parents
>>156534995more like Liiga my balls
Any thoughts on Patrik Laine?
keep an eye out for this kid named laine kid will be something one day
Just picked up my summer issue of The Hockey News, bros. The Jets are going to be a force for the next decade.
>>156535158TFD
>>156535214Wow sounds exciting I bet they'll win a ton of cups
>>156535221they are planning the parade as we speak
>>156535250
>>156535221the Weber and Subban trade is a great addition for both teams. I can see both of them being Cup Contenders for years to come.
>>156535158the >laffs would have a stan lee by now if they'd just trusted pro scout and picked the superior center the year before
>>156535062He knows where the puck goes
>>156535387Arena AV guy had perfect timing with the spotlight
knee to mike commodore's neck for generationsfuck that nigga
>>156535595Based Commodore.
>>156534879TUSKS UP
>>156535595Evening Folks…hey @EdmontonOilers ….thanks for the threatening email…
>>156535595oh so i can't just baselessly accuse my enemies of being pedophiles now?
>>156535789>baselessly
>>156515742Well he wants to stay apparently and now that we know he is made of glass no other team wants him.
hahahahaha
>>156536192
>>156536192Ducks cucked out, joke franchise!
the anaheim ducks are the fucking dumbest team in gary's national hockey league tho
>>156536192Hey Anaheim, heads up!
>>156536192ducks?flush it down
>>156536192based Flyers ruining the Ducks cup dreams
Flyers dodged a niclear bomb. The coty wouldbhave eaten Leo alive the second he goes 5 games without a goal you cant be the highest paid player ever and bebin that kind or city and not be a 110pt player
>>156536192The verbeak went quack
>>156535595I'm sure commodore had a thriving career when he left babcock
>>156536271flyers went from certain KWABOTY (NHL category) to playing 4d chess and pulling the ducks pants down
flyers FO are currently doing lines of coke in celebration of the duckies being the one team dumb enough to fall for this
>>156536515He's lucky he's in a city like Anaheim that doesn't know enough about hockey to understand how badly he fucked the team by doing this
GrittyBros we are so back again, press S to piss on southern California
#RoyaltyOverLoyalty
Reminder the ducks can match easily but the richest owner in the league doesnt want to pay because it'll cut into their operating income for next year
>radiohead rules
>>156532793for future considerations
>>156536728how are teams able to lose money if they spend at the capisnt that the whole fucking point of the cap
thawthgs?
>>156536908
>>156515742>team in midst of a rebuild>acquired more picks as the OKC Thunder>failed BedardExplain?
>>156536999than*
>>156536908>Whiskey In a JarCringe >KISSgay Jew cringe>Slayer Based >Halo On Fire Gay and Cringe >Disturbed Mega Ultra Gay Monster Energy bro cringe >RammsteinBased >For Whom The Bell TollsKinda based in the right situation >Judas Priest quiet literally gay >Volbeat Idk >HeartBased before they became fatties
>Ducks could have paid carlsson 9.5m x 8 last year>end up paying him 18m x 5 making him a UFA at 26>ended up losing an additional $8.5 in cap space>Ducks wants to pay Minty $3.5m x 3 making him a UFA at 27>end up paying him $7.4m x 5 because of being shook>ended up losing an additional $3m in cap space>still need to sign Cutter>were wanting to get Cutter signed on a Demidov deal>probably will get him for between $12m-$14m because you will piss him off if his number isn't close to what Carlsson was asking for >probably gonna lose another $4m in additional cap space>in order to even sign Cutter, they will have to dump one of Kreider/Vatrano/Killorn>they have already lost MacTavish, Trouba, Carlson, Zellwiger, Gudas this yearbased on my count, that is close to $15m in cap space over the next 5 years Anaheim wont have to play with simply because Verbeek is a faggot and Danny Briere and the Flyers bullied the shit out of them
>>156536908OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH BARRACUDA
>>156536908i watched a doc on lane staley recently. very sad. eddie vedder should've died instead
>>156537097they gotta fire Verbeek ASAP
>>156536878Poor billionaires have a shoestring budget please understand
>>156536192>FlylelsYes they lost here seeing they waited too long to hope the Ducks didn’t match, and still don’t have a real c amongst other massive needs to fill. Watch those retards get something that will be more retarded than this.
>>156536908I literally only know Down With The Sickness
>>156536192LOL
>>156537207I don't even know how you could fuck up this monumentally especially after making a run in the playoffs.>Let's dump half the team and wait to sign our best player until the last possible second>Oh no!
>>156537097Yeah but 4th liners like AJ Greer don't grow on trees>that'll be 4 million a year plus tip
>>156537229it doesnt get much more retarded than giving up 4 unprotected 1sts and 18,000,000 in cap for a player who got be Elias Lindholm and at best might be Barkov for the final year of that deal, Like they would not be able to even make any deadline addtions in the nest 4 years because they wouldnt have the picks of the cap space to do it.they avoided a tactical nuke
>>156536878Not really, it just limits how much the small fries can lose while maximizing the profit of the big teams.
st louis and detroit should be contacting philly saying>so we hear you have 4 unprotected 1sts burning a hole in your pocket and you want a center....
>>156537316While all these things may be true, have you considered the value of making moves simply because they are funny
>>156537383Detoilet wants players and Larkin wants the sunbelt
it's a genuinely bad outcome for the league. a top player stranded on some anonymous sunbelt team in suburban LA. league is genuinely better when the flyers are good. the ducks are a forgettable disney team.
>>156537383>Santana's jannetty>1C
annahiem is a shit team, why do they even have cap commitments to anyone over 25? Like this boo hoo we wont have capspace...just trade the old players?
>>156537504anaheim declining to match would have crippled the flyers.they dont even have a pp1b for fucks sakes and how would they have gotten one if they gave up all their 1sts and cap space to a player who will be grossly overpaid for for at least 4 of those 5 years and who could walk as a ufa?
>>156537316Not like they were gonna get any real goods with those four picks seeing they won’t be in the top 10 in the draft the next four years. Those late first round picks are basically second round quality (plus when was the last time the Flyers drafted anything of value with those pics that late?) Flyers are still shit just like the Ducks.
>>156537097Anaheim are going to spend what should have been their cheap contention power power years with depth being stuck with wasted cap space anchors.it will be like when Minnesota had to suffer the Parise/Suter buyouts. Yes they are still gonna be a wild card team, but they are not a serious threat because they wont have depth.
>>156537569if they felt they would be crippled, they wouldn't have made the offer sheet.
>>156537569and just think how bitchkov is going to try and take them to the cleaners averaging g 40 points a year
Holy shit Verbeek fucking matched. has there ever been an instance of an owner suing his GM for negligence or sabotage?>Verbeek 2026 off season summaryTraded>Olen Zellweger (D)>Mason McTavish (C)>John Carlson (D)>Radko Gudas (D)>2026 4th round>2026 1st roundReturn>Anton Wahlberg>A.J Greer (LW) signed>Noah Philp>Nikita Klepov (RW) Drafted>Marcus Nordmark (LW) Drafted>Noah Kosick (C) DraftedSignings (by date)>June 25 Ian Moore 2x1.15m>June 30 AJ Greer 4x4.25m>July 1 Nick Jensen 2x2.25m>July 1 Jeff Malott 3x1.85m>July 1 Laurent Brossoit 1x1.1mcan't work out deal with Carlsson over 1m difference (15m AAV) and gets offer sheet>July 5 Pavel Mintyukov 5x7.2mPanic signs so he over pay 3m what you wanted to offer>match Carlsson offer sheetnow paying 4 million more than he want instead of 1 million and half the contract is fucking due in one calendar year in signing bonuses
the lone flyer fan is back to defend his shit club tooth and nail, think I might dummy him again today like I've been doing all week
>>156537641they made the offersheet to fuck with anaheimreminder danny's assistant gm is bob murray. philly will not send another sheet this off season eventhough there are 2 high level centers sitting there. because they dont want to fuck with columbus or chicago.
my Flames would never do something dumb like that
>>156537623>it will be like when Minnesota had to suffer the Parise/Suter buyouts.i think they dug their own hole on that. i'm sure there were internal reasons to want to move on from them, but both of them had some passable seasons for other teams after being bought out and minnesota didn't really save much on the buyouts. i think there is an argument to be made they should have held off another year or so before doing it.
>>156537569>getting a number one centre is bad>oh no we have to give up magic beans for a developed #1 centre!you are being a silly silly person
>>156537684we almost did with brad richards one year, offered him a contract that wouldnt have been valid or something like that. Under Feaster.
>>156537680>they made the offersheet to fuck with anaheimwhy do people believe this? they could have very well ended up with the player. they made the offer sheet because they wanted the player.i know everyone points to the kotka situation with carolina/montreal -- but carolina also actually wanted the player. they thought he had a little more in the tank.
>>156537663He will soon figure out those four draft picks are not gonna amount to anything except one or two of them are also demanding a trade after a year with the organization. At least Leo looked like he probably wanted to play for the Flyers before the Ducks matched lol
>>156537658I think there was one time a gm made a trade so retarded the league had to step in and decline it
>>156537680Bedard sucks so no one is going to offer sheet the glassman who is the good player on colombus?
>>156537684For me it's the time when the Flames offer sheeted Ryan O'Reilly but he would have had to pass through waivers so Colorado would have got the picks but Columbus would have got ROR
gonna be based and puckpilled when the Flames offersheet Celebrini
>>156537739they also only gave up one draft pick in the 20s for kotkaniemi which is whatever, his bad contract wasn't from the offer sheet, it was given out after his first season there
>>156537785lol yes not richards, ROR, thats it
In an offer sheet situation do they need to match the contract itself or just match the AAV/total contract amount?
>>156537807right. if they were just trying to fuck with montreal, they wouldn't have extended him.
>>156537813they have to match the exact terms of the contract. the player has signed a formal contract, so the team has to match that.
>>156537813The whole contract. That's why offer sheets are often structured in a certain way, with bonuses and such to make a cheap owner not wanna match it.
Danny B turning the Ducks from a future perennial Cup contender into Maple Leafs West is dirty business and I love it.
How are my Flames looking?
>>156537858>>156537869Man, that's fucked. I thought they had the ability to restructure a matching offer.That contract alone probably wipes all the profits Anaheim made from the playoff run.
>>156536908Thin Lizzy's Whiskey in the Jar is much better.Slayer sucks assLate Metallica sucks assDisturbed mostly sucks assRammstein sucks assThe other stuff are based.
>>156537948if they could restructure it, it wouldn't be a matching offer.
>>156537873And what does Danny do for the Flyers that helps them develop players or even securing something that isn't shit?
>they matched itKWAB
>>156537994he saved the careers of 2 players the Ducks almost ruined
>>156537972Like I said, I thought what needed to be matched was just the contract value.
got Greek food last night and had a gyro and it made me think about that one Greek poster who was a devils fan
>they matched itmy shorks would never let it get that far because they are an actually competent organization
>>156538085Grier bros rise up
>>156538040Nice those two players got to a Stanley Cup and not go as far as that other Philadelphia team did come playoffs.
>>156538085not saying they weren't both overhated for boring social media dunks but your shorks used their cap space to assemble nurse-trouba
>>156538085>Sharks getting Anaheim and Edmonton's sloppy seconds in Trouba and Nurse is the sign of a competent organization
gonna be HOWLIN at the ducks when celebrini gets locked in at a cool $15million
>>156538129Even with how retarded Nurse is, having a real defenseman on the shorks is a breath of fresh air
>>156537331lower the cap thenno team left behind
>>156538129what type of dman did you think was going to be available in free agency?
>>156536908Thanks for the recommendations, ojvind
>>156536192Get fucked Flyers. Enjoy being a first round exit seeing how much the likes of the Canes humiliated your current overpaid roster. You actually thought Danny boy was gonna net you actual talent lol?
>>156538370>"At least I'm not gay!" says man that just got his anus gaped to the size of a life preserver by Danny B and the Filthy Flyers
>>156538175after Verbeek matched the offer sheet, the Ducks and Blackhawks are the ONLY incompetent organizations in the league. Everyone else look sane
>>156536515No they didn't. All that happened was they lost out on a player that's actually worth the first rounders seeing they're as bad as the Phillies in terms of player development with said drafts. And the big elephant in the room is the Flyers are now enemy number 1 for setting the aav up, and for that no one will trade with them again without fleecing the fuck out of them out of pettiness. TDLR, they fucked the Ducks, but got nothing out of it but fucking themselves too in the process.
cutters got this and is gonna take one for the team. he is gonna sign the boldy contract to make things even out and the ducks are gonna be back on their way to the stan lee
>>156538458Nice greentext, newfag.
>>156538116huh?
>>156538553Think he's talking about the Flyers getting as far as the 76ers in terms of playoffs.
>>156538597oh I don't follow blacksketball
>>156538370>your current overpaid rosterare you retarded? only Zegras and Drysdale are RFA. we aren't even at the cap floor?
>>156538505not wanting to trade because you hurt my friends feelings is woman behavior. they only 2 GM's who would be acting like women about this and "not want to trade with u" are Verbeek and Yzerman.this is a business.
Flyers are gonna get both Zegras and Drysdale signed for less than 1 Leo Carlsson.
I haven’t planned the next thread
>>156538718even the best laid plans...
>>156538690>not wanting to trade because you hurt my friends feelings is woman behavior.NHL is a womans sport anon. All the Flyers did was cause the league to go from a panties in a bunch, to a panties in a wedge with a third degree titty twister. Every player now will want to be paid Leo money, and the ones to blame for it won't be the Ducks seeing they didn't want to pay him that and only did so because he's a franchise player. Flyers will be set to the guillotine for starting it.
>>156538739The Yzerplan of thread making
>>156538718Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the face
>>156538781>>156538781>>156538781New
>>156538710>Zegras and DrysdaleYeah I'd just trade them while they have any sort of value. Flyers will be lucky to sniff the postseason with their nothing burger offseason moves besides a sheet that went nowhere.
>>156538761The Ducks are 100% to blame for it tho.Get your players signed and stop being jewish.This never happens if Verbeek isn't pretending to be some kind of penny pinching slumlord to save $500,000
>>156538829there will be other offseasons. fools rush in.if michkov stops being a fat fuck and actually cares this offseason, his progression alone will be an added ++also a full season of porter martone.
>>156538234leafs got their man
what does this mean?>On the Stanley Cup engravings controversy - Phil Pritchard (the Keeper of the Cup) at the Hockey Hall of Fame tells me 'The first time we saw the Stanley Cup with the Carolina Hurricanes engravings was late yesterday afternoon. We contacted the Hurricanes immediately and sent over a picture for them to use.'>The Hall did not see the names before they went on the Cup but that's not uncommon. Sometimes they don't see them at all.What is marek trying to say i dont get it?also KWAB to the PR guy who got bumped
