Utah Edition>>156513768
Russia coming back for 2030 Olympics
>>156538801But ovi is too old to compete in 2030 :(
F I N L A N DINLAND
>>156538781
>Steve Yzerman to Dylan Larkin: "get ready to learn press box"
Remember what they stole from you
>>156538834
>Leo staying in AnaheimDucks were actually retarded to keep him lol. But also the Flyers get nothing at all so lol to them too. Good luck to both retarded orange teams.
>>156538846
>>156538846If only Gary fought them for the name
>>156538898Gary is more of a lover than a fighter
>>156538895sockeye is just a stupid name honestlyi like the colors and aesthetic a lot. needs a better number kit tho.
Ryan Smith is a fucking nerd and the name vote was rigged
>>156538781TUSKS UP
>>156538801If the war isn't over by then I can guarantee Finland and Sweden isn't participating.
>>156538961/hoc/ can field a team then
he really thought nobody would notice him using a finnish vpn >>156537313
>>156538832Not true
>>156538961
>>156538846>>156538895>>156538921https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/12551758/nhl-here-our-suggested-las-vegas-expansion-team-nicknames>yer, ideas are stoopid!!!where are your ideas?
>>156538961Would rather have a Russia team to be honest.
Ducks are winning the Cup.YOU FAGS.
heem ALL finnsgas ALL swedes
>>156539002Alberta will be independent by then too
>>156539076well, how long does it take a new independent nation to recognized by the IOC?
>>156539047*blocks your path*
>>156538961Good. Fuck off.
hey uhh what does this mean?>On the Stanley Cup engravings controversy - Phil Pritchard (the Keeper of the Cup) at the Hockey Hall of Fame tells me 'The first time we saw the Stanley Cup with the Carolina Hurricanes engravings was late yesterday afternoon. We contacted the Hurricanes immediately and sent over a picture for them to use.'>The Hall did not see the names before they went on the Cup but that's not uncommon. Sometimes they don't see them at all.What is marek trying to say i dont get it?also KWAB to the PR guy who got bumped
>>156539000
>>156538801we can all agree an olympics without all the best hockey nations at play is a fraud one, right boys?
>>156539165Didn't a name get struck off the cup because it was something like this
>>156539227sure man which is why the 2022 is the only good one
>>156539047>Ducks are winning the Cupwith this shit blue line I would be shocked if they even make the wildcard
NEXT OFFERSHEET!
>>156539227I've never seen /hoc/ agree on anything...
>>156539262
>>156539146Many territories are already recognized
>>156539262nobody is gonna offersheet him because there is a good chance fantilli is ASS
>>156539262rags need italians
>>156539336>iseats*
>>156539160>Good. Fuck off.I like that, I think it would be a good new slogan for /hoc/>if we should ever need one, that is /hoc/ already has a slogan, right?
>>156539399>there eats a good chance fantilli is ASS
>>156539325So, you don't know? good answer
>>156539251yeah they took a PR guys name off boo hoo I LOVE EATING ASS put that shit on the cup
rapeys lack of self awareness should be studied
>/hoc/ posters were convinced they were going to be called the seattle totems
>>156539336
/hoc/ is a bozo and ass eating genny
>>156539462Retard
>>156539499We don't use that word here
Who decided that?
>>156539487serves him right getting knocked down like that for having a dudes name as his last name
>>156539495
>>156539262my model suggests a safe offersheet of 11.69 AAV
Might offer sheet Anonymous from /hoc/, I really like their intangibles
>>156539542/hoc/ council
>the guy that doesn't know I've been in the thread all day long thinks I need to pay more attention I'll get right on that for, sir
Larkin for Fantilli who says no?
ok gary offersheet fun is over time for some trades now
>>156538961But I love you two :(
>>156539607Columbus
>>156539607larkin
>>156539593Does it come with a gf?
>>156539690oh you, hmmhmmhmmhii
>Please give a warm welcome on his ECHL Debut to the Kalamazoo Wings.....DYLAN LAAAAAAR-KIINholy moly based
>>156539932>important PR people
>>156539965how dare they leave the guy who runs the team social media off of it
>>156539945>Larkin wants to join a team to win the cuphe will go to the Florida Everblades
People seem pretty upset that the hurricanes owner put his wife and kids name on the cup
absolutely the worst public relations work I've ever seen, fire him immediately, Gary
id ask the engraver to put a donger on the lee
> American Gold Medalist, Dylan Larkin
bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022
Id engrave Dicken My'az on the cup lol
>>156539932What an asshole
I bet you would
>>156540235That isn't a real name
lol
>>156540025I think the equipment manager is at least around the team enough that he should be on it (I am not 100% in tune with Cup Protocol)
>>156540291Did more than dudndons cunt wife and daughters
>>156540257Oh and Dax Dundon is?
you guys ever think if the cup had a hot girl put her asscheeks in the cup or boobas?
Gary Bruce Bettman doesn't give a shit whose kid's name get stamped on the Stan Lee, or whether they even filed a W-2 with the NHL personnel office, not his fucking department >hell, Tom could have put his dog's name on the cup for all Gary gives a damn
>>156540583His wifes name is already on the cup
>>156540649
>>156540682Thanks all be here all decade
>>156540574all the stuff the guys do to that cup and you think they make their girlfriends leave it alone?
>>>Thanks, all; be here all decade.[punctuational feex]
>>156540546i wonder if they ever considered whether 20% is too high a cap ceiling for how the game is structured.
i hate rapey so FUCKing much bro's
>>156540917only a bozo franchise would even dare approach the ceiling
>>156539932Shannon’s seething KWAB
Does this mean Carlson won’t go to the flyers?
/hoc/ looks cute today!
>>156540951well yeah, obviously it can function as a trap for bad gms, but it's also kind of bad for players since dumb gms affect their pay too. and there is the issue of the really good players who everyone thinks should be near the ceiling 'needing' to bankroll the gm if they want to win. it's awkward.
>>156541077Correct, he remains a Duck
>>156541077Correct
>>156541167>>156541169Feel bad for him
Incorrect, Leo's always a Flyer at heart. He's got 18M reasons to.
>>156541167Hearing he also walks like a duck and talks like a duck
>>156541276Ya I feel horrible for the kid who is getting 50 million dollars up front today
i wish /hoc/ wasn't so racist
The comments here are blowing my mind. I was naively unaware of how normalized greed is among hockey fans.Friends, there is a point where enough is enough. If a player really wants to play somewhere they don't sign somewhere else just because they get flashed more cash. Good lord, folks. Go outside.
>>156541077Could be
when i get hired as a gm i will pay my 4th line grinders 10 million a year and my first line soft pusies league minimum
>>156541359Can't have complete diversity without the racists
>>156541351he could buy beckett for his personal use!
>>156541396why don't you shut the fuck lil dick and go suck on your mummy's titties and stop wasting my time
The Ducks/hockey media is now coping>"all the ducks have to do is clear space"what players? their depth is shit and they have no defensive players
>>156541359the bar I sometimes go to has the "progress pride flag" lol but no one takes it seriously or likes it that much, it's just there to keep other people out. This is the same way I feel about the racist talk in /hoc/
>>156541643Yeah the ducks just cleared a ton of space already
>>156541875>it's just there to keep normal people out KWAB
you guys watching overdrive or the stampede?
>>156541875The sandwich shop I used to go to got sold and the new owners put up a bunch of different tranny flags everywhere. I stopped going
36% of the Ducks cap space is on three players>Carlsson C1>LaCombe LD1>Mintyukov LD2what a fucking joke of the franchise!
>>156541875>goes to a gay bar
>>156541875Crucifix works for the opposite type of person
>>156541643given your depth of knowledge, in your personal and professional opinion, who do they have to cut? Who stays? >If you have the time, anon
I made him an offer he can't refuse - Godfather
>>156541875
>>156541967Not when tranny speedruns are on
>>156541967I'm still in the wagecage :(
>>156542179damn this is the first time i've heard anyone mention it this year. did gdq fall off?
>>156542033literally no one if they even want to be a slightly below average team. Killorn and Vatrano are the only real contracts that they can trade that will make an impact, but they have 15 teams modified ntc. Also, THAT IS THE ENTIRE LEFT SIDE OF THEIR FORWARDS!!!Verbeek is a fucking idiot, but he is too fucking stupid to realize doing NOTHING about Carlsson was the correct choice but you, he DID say he would match any offer...this post >>156537658 shows how fucking bad Verbeek has been
i got a really good idea for a bit: offersheet any player on any team for a retarded amount knowing you can't afford it and convince the other team to shell out the money to keep them lol
>>156541961That's why we keep the schizos around here
>>156541975Who's going to be the 4th player to form the Core Four? Gauthier?I'm sure repeating what the laffs did will not backfire on them.
>Tom Dumdum>Veruschka Nogoodski Dumdum>Caden Dumdum>Daks fr fr Dumdum>Drew Dumdum>Blake Dumdum>Tagan Dumdumsure hope none of his kids ever play for a Cup winning team and have two inexplicable entries in the Stan Lee registry, and then have to explain what an ass hammer their father is that would be embarrassing>did his kids get Stan Lee rings? just how high are we talking here, Tom?
>>156542958OH MY GOD!! i just realized the Ducks are in such a fucking cap crunch with a shit roster that other teams can ask for picks if they want to even get rid of a contract. >Ducks trade Killron and a 2027 4th for worse player with less of a Cap hitI hate everything
>>156539932KWAB bitch cry more you want to stop it why dont you buy the team lil andy strickcuck KWAB stricuckwab
>>156543781Dundon is worth billions so its doubtful his children would even consider such peasantry activities like pursuing sports
>>156544298so team ownership and amateur golfing and pickleball then, copy that
>>156543796So they're over. So what? Fuck the rules.
>[Pagnotta] Statement from Ducks owners Henry & Susan Samueli: “Matching the offer sheet was an easy decision, as Pat has intelligently left enough cap space to give us the ability to retain Leo.
>>156544491it'll work out once his kids take over when he's older, just look at how well the Wings and Tigers are doing under The Illitch Family children
>>156544897
Canadian goaltending :)
>>156541396zac cavanaugh looks like he fucks kids
>>156543781thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>156544743>Pat has intelligently left enough cap space to give us the ability to retain Leois this a joke or parody?
>>156541643>im a fan of a team who fucked their rebuild up by not leaving cap space to sign the good playersholy fuck i hate americans
>>156545668It's real bro
>>156545909lol they fired the dyke. Seattle fired theirs too right? Great day for men.
>>156544743what did they mean by this
>>>zac cavanaugh looks like he fucks kids
>>156545718If the ducks sign Cutter with what they have, somehow, the Ducks will have a good 1 forward line and literally two Left Defensemen that can play on the same line and Dostal... you need the TEAM to be good>Canadianyou know this is the exact reason no Canadian team has won what 40 years or something
>>156546174I think the insiders said they weren't doing anything in free agency because they knew this could happen
>>156545909You have to hand it to Chayka, he may be a fraud, a liar, and a con artist, but he's making movez
>>156546346HOW DARE THE GOOD PLAYERS ASK FOR MONEY! DONT THEY KNOW WE ARE BUILDING A TEAM HERE????shut the fuck up
>>156546421They dumped half their roster because they knew this was going to happen, it's no secret
>>156544743Jen
Shannon wearing a flames jersey today
>>156546918You do realize I am the Ducks fan, right? do you even fucking understand how fucked we were just having Verbeek PUT US IN THIS SITUATION!?!
>>156546421The way it's worded made it sound like they either don't understand what matching an offer sheet entails or they're happy there's enough cap space left to eat salary retention if they decide to move him.Even those two scenarios are less retarded than being happy your GM is such a do-nothing hardass there was enough cap space to match an offer 8 million over what he wanted when he inevitably procrastinated signing him.
VIVA LOS PATOS
>>156546844> ((( Chayka )))
>>156540929are you me?
>>156545909Apparently they fired all the scouts too
Yeah you queers are all you, queering off.
>>156548044yes but taller and gayer
>>156541396fuck off back to russia ya commie
>Have good young play>player said in interview he would sign for 9m>don't immediately offer a long term deal>can't work a deal during season has player is asking for 1 million more than you want to pay>end negotiation with player>proclaim you will match any offer sheet>proceed to dump roster to make space instead of just paying the extra million and not have to trade over half your defensive core>player gets offer sheet with AAV 4 million over what you wanted to pay player> panic sign a LD2 to also not get an offer> match and over pay two players by 7 million for the next four years>"Pat has intelligently left enough cap space to give us the ability to retain Leo">STILL have to sign your RW1fucking genius
>>156548466seethe harder about it
>>156548466>deletedLGTSS
>>156548093They use ChatGPT to scout now. Shareholder money cant be spent on humans who eat.
>deletedkwab
>>156548599
>>156541079>felt cute today, jen
>>156548877?
>>156549509he never thought that
>>156549509Based flames fan
is gary on vacation?
>>156550398Never
>rags
>>156550398might be in Gary
>>156549566you can see it in his eyes
>>156551057fabulous post
>>156551173did you love losing to bud and mitch too?
>>156551258guys i just double checked, it looks like they tore down the buildings the gary get jerked was located in
>>156551951maybe someone will build something new there
>trade, scout, draft, sign, all the offseason>immediately fire all the people who did all thatKwab laffs
>>156552144>nooo you're supposed to keep the loserst. steven yzerman
>>156551951
>>156552762
>most dangerous kickball lead in a country where no one watches the sport outside high school
>>156552705Are any gentiles employed by laffs?
why would you ever use a draft pick on a finnish defenceman?
>>156554766you need finns to win
>>156555021shut up fag
even the best one ever selected you would've been better off taking the next guy
>>156555555
>>156555711/hoc/ is washed
>>156556013Just like my islanders
>>156555323randy1
>>156556119randy1*
>>156555485dont forget no matter how hot she is some bro somewhere is sick of her shit
>>156554766Your only other option is a Finnish goalie
>>156556267Jen
>>156554766It worked for Dallas
Everyone just forgot about pic related
Bump
i regret to inform you that i am back at work
>page 6Where is everyone
>>156557469How was waging?
>>156556478>>156555485
>>156557514i am still here now it's gay
wish i had a mormon bitch this freaky
>>156557645Just like my islanders
>>156557729Can you buy beer there
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
>>156557753no it's clearly sprite
What’s bedard’s contract looking like now he’s hurt?
>>156557729mormon women are top tier
>>156558462Maybe on planet retard
>>156558487we call that utah in america
>>156539499>>156539532That's right. We call that pejorative slur here.
12 for cutter9 for lacombe 7 for minty 18 for carlsson Ducks have no more money
>>156558738How long will it take them to recover from all of this?
>>156538834hello :D
>>156558884What goes on in Finland?
>>156557753Have you never visit SLC? going to a bar there is fucking weird. it is for tourist mostly as they don't drink but they serve you sizes base on the amount of alcohol by volume for everything, even tap beer.>>156558738every person in your post will be gone before they even begin to recover.
>>156558928Comfy 15 celsius currently, 25 in the weekend, i am on my (paid ofc) summer holiday and i am really comfy. how is america
>>156558928retardation just like your house
since everyone and their dog is getting the cap max deal now, what additional perks will teams start giving the actual good players to keep them loyal?
>>156558989We all wish we were Finnish :(
>>156558738Meanwhile the Flyers will still end up worse than the Ducks because they can't draft for shit nor no one wants to willingly play there besides retirement tours and bust players.
>>156559193>flyers seethe out of nowherealso>no one wants to willingly play there besides retirement tours and bust players.leo carlsson literally signed a contract with them a week ago
>>156559259Too bad the contract was on a paper napkin.
>>156559193Cry more flykek. Maybe stop drafting people that hate your team and having boys club members play GM. Maybe then you can win three cups like Crosby and the Pens did.
>>156559193>Flyers will still end up worse than the Ducksabsolutely fucking not. they have Zegras and Drysdale in Arbitration in a couple weeks. signing both gives them, a full roster, granted without a C1, but every other spot on that team is fill with only two questions marks>Will Michkov get better or remain a third line winger>how will Jiricek play as a bottom four defensemanThe Flyers will be barely over the Cap Floor with 11 picks in the first three round over the next 3 year. the roster that also mad the playoffs, is locked up for the next 5-7 years with only Martone and Michkov needing contract after this year. the Ducks haven't even sign Cutter and are already talking about trading player for cap space with a blue line that looks more like an middle of the standing AHL team. they won't make the playoffs as the west last year was fucking abysmal and will be light up like the forth of july unless Dostal become prime Hellebuyck and your first line, if you keep Cutter, can carry the team while scoring 4-6 a game.
looking forward to another season of oilers-stars kino
>>156559568Flyers have a mediocre roster my dude. All that just to get blanked by the Canes or even the Bruins next season. The fact they barely beat a dinosaur Penguins team shows they're not worthy of deep playoff contention. If I were them, I'd throw the season and pray to get lottery picked to top 5.
>>156559568>The Flyers will be barely over the Cap Floor with 11 picks in the first three round over the next 3 year.They still can't draft for shit with any of them.
bussi can't stop winning
>>156559714nerd ass nigga
one of the guys i play dnd with works at chipolte
>>156559761is he brandon bussi?
having a melty about the flyers is not gonna get back the $15m-$20m in annual cap overpay due to verbeek's jewishness
>>156559671any yet both the Ducks and were eliminated in the second round. Yes the East is WAAY better and tougher and yet the Flyers with a horrendous January still would have won the Pacific you barely survived. with a -15 no less with a much better defense last you as you have now. hell, we lost to the Champs while you got waxed by Mitch Marner and John Tortorella.and remind, you still have to get rid of either a second- or third-line winger JUST to sign Cutter and stay under the cap. to think the Ducks are in a better spot than the Flyers is crazy considering what Verbeek has done to that team
>>156559895>minty at 7.2i lol every time
>>156559895>to think the Ducks are in a better spot than the Flyers is crazy considering what Verbeek has done to that teamIt is, but just shows how fucking awful the Flyers are as a franchise that they somehow could make this Ducks team look good down the line. May look ugly for the Ducks now, but's only matter a time look back and say "Damn, the Ducks somehow managed to be in a less worse situation than the Flyers after that Leo deal".
Canesbros it looks like tripper got a Vietnamese girlfriend
>>156559937Mintyukov at 7.2 is far more offensive than Carlsson at 18 desu
>>156559810no his name is Sean
>>156559965Forgot that Joseph Woll was their big move of the offseason lol. Also gonna go ahead and say Danny probably knew the Ducks were gonna match and did this entire shitshow just to save face for himself as a timid GM.
>>156559714must be cool to be the 5'2" mexican lesbian chipotle manager who got to bully brandon bussi
>>156560011sean couturier?
>>156559965>the ducks are so crippled now that the projection of their future went from "how many cups can we win?" to "we finished better than the flyers"grim days ahead for anaheim. they will make youtube documentaries about how verbeek was building something great and then allowed another team to smash it with a wrecking ball
>>156559993ho chi minh, huge caniac
>>156559193>>156559965You forgot the part that because the Flyers were the ones who instigated that massive sheet, all the other GM's now have to deal with their players wanting that kind of money. They won't be pointing at the Ducks for fucking their AAV life over, it will be Danny Briere and the Flyers. So good fucking luck to the Flyers in terms of getting any good value in trades going forward because they legit fucked themselves
>>156560070no he has a gook last name like woo or lee i never paid attention
How are the Ducks going to get Mcdavid now?
>>156560074Funny, because that's exactly how the Flyers felt for the past decade against the Penguins
>>156539932>Joel Nystrom, who played in 38 regular-season games for the Hurricanes this past season, did not have his name engraved into the Cup. The NHL's threshold for appearing on the Cup is 41 regular-season games or one Stanley Cup final game with the winning team, but teams can petition the league for an exemption.Brett Jefferson, Marc Grandisson and Bobby Farnham were announced as new investors in the organization on March 12, becoming part of the ownership group. Their names were also left off the trophy.
>>156560115There's a reason why I said when it was announced that they gave Leo that sheet was gonna be a lose/lose situation for the Flyers. They lose because they gave up four first rounders and that payload of cash. They would also lose because if the ducks match, everyone will laugh at the Flyers and will be more hesitant to do trades/deals with them. I don't know people thought this was ever a good idea for the Flyers.
>>156560184winning the Battle of Pennsylvania is a coveted titleit's a rivalry and civic pride thing.you just wouldn't get it because the Ducks are not a part of any meaningful rivalries and could be erased from the league without anybody even noticing
>>156559965The fuck do you mean? we aren't even in the same conference. You were almost a wildcard team due to the 20 overtime lose Kings and the two time the Flyers and Ducks played, the Flyers won both games. I bet you don't even remember about 4 years ago that everyone loved the Ducks blue line... they are all gone.The Kings and Ducks got worse and the rest of the Pacific will NOT be as bad as it was last season.you will not get talent on your high tax California team if all you can offer is the league minimum.meanwhile the Flyers will still have around 19-23 million in cap space, draft pick and will still make the playoffs in a much tougher division.the thing is, I am not even arguing from the Flyers fan perspective, I think the Leo offer was only something the Comcast owned Flyers could manage but it fucking ruined the Ducks and feel awful as Verbeek had the Ducks looking great and put that franchise in the fucking shitter again.
>>156560279flyers care way more about us than we do about them i promise
>>156560272briere is a double agent
>>156560279Only thing they got is the Kings and Knights. Would say the Sharks, but they gotta win the cup first in franchise history. Speaking which, that Knights and Kings Stanley Cup finals must've sting hard for them Flyboys eh? Bet they're glad the Canes won this last one too.
>the league will protect the Flyers from themselves by not making dumb trades>meanwhile agents will want all of their players to sign with Philly because they are easy to work with and take care of their playersbased?
>>156560333i don't think any of san jose, los angeles, and vegas would consider the ducks to be their top rival whatsoeverthey are a tertiary rivalry at best
>>156560362That Kamala timeline looks pretty good. Guess the only tradeoff is the Eagles probably would've lost to the Chiefs a second time.
>>156560292>meanwhile the Flyers will still have around 19-23 million in cap space, draft pick and will still make the playoffs in a much tougher division.And they do nothing with that and likely won't make the playoffs this upcoming season seeing everyone essentially got better in the east and the Flyers overachieving last season.
Even Chris Pronger is saying the Flyers are basically screwed lol.
>>156560258Bobby Farnham from the New Jersey Devils?
>>156560258Lmao KWAB
>>156560433anon discovers the concept of young players naturally progressing.a full season of porter martone will be hugeif michkov isn't being a fat fuck as we speak and acts professional, he will progress. if not that sucks, but they won a playoff round without him essentially, anyway.bonk has potential and will get his opportunityanother year of the defense in the tocchet system, and the system will keep vladar/woll steady
>Flyers after their sheet offer failed>The rest of the league looking their way going forward.
Blackhawks
Whichever team takes Carlsson is screwed
>>156560521TDLR, they're fucked and fail to make the playoffs and secure a top 15 draft pick? Got it.
>go to mcondalds>gonna order a double quarter pounder meal>see the world cup meal deal>remember the tv said the are giving away 2 for 1 special cups with the meal now>why not it's probably only a dollar more for the cup>you can't order a double quarter pounder, only a single>the world cup quarter pounder combo costs the same as a regular double quarter pounder combo>just order my regular double quarter pounder combo as plannedno wonder they are giving those cups away. only retards would order that. good service though my meal was ready 3 minutes after I placed my order. barely had time to eye fuck the teenage girl ordering at the kiosk./hoc/
ottawa redblacks over 12.5 points in the first half +120
think of all the dept and young players the ducks are gonna lose because of the 15-20 million in asshole tax on the cap they will be paying due to their inflated salary structure
>>156560521>a full season of porter martone will be hugeOne year wonder written all over him>if michkov isn't being a fat fuck as we speak and acts professional, he will progress.He will only get fatter this season and act more like a bitch due to him not being buck broke by the higher ups into submission.>bonk has potential and will get his opportunityBecause they have no one really else to give said opportunity.>another year of the defense in the tocchet system, and the system will keep vladar/woll steadyWoll being the only move is pretty funny.
>>156560565did you get to check her ass while she walking
>>156560580Fucking what?
>tries to save $500,000 by grinding negotiations and being jewish>ends up losing $13,000,000 and counting in annual cap space because of his own jewish tricks
mother fuckers forgot the cheese
>>156560772demand a new one cause a racial incident
>>156560706sharper books like pinnacle or circa have that same over 12.5 closer to -110
>>156560813i'm long gone pal I also might have been high as shit and removed the cheese when I was taking everything else off, i just ran up and put some kraft singles and nuked it. i feel like a moron.
>>156560858Congrats, you've passed the test.have you ever considered working for the Ottawa Senators
Think Danny Briere is in his office laughing like a mother fucker right now?
Congratulations to Macklin Celebrini, who has been named the 2026 #IIHF Male Player of the year! The forward put up 6 goals and 8 assists at the 2026 #MensWorlds where he was named best forward of the tournament and captained Team Canada at just 19 years old.
I don't think Ducks fans or even the organization realize what they could have had. California is a destination state for people and let's say they did not match the offer. they would have all the flyers first round picks and could have done the following.>Work sign and trade with Columbus with Adam Fantilli 7x13m and package the 4 Flyers first rounds, the Ducks 2027 first, the Blues Second round and Jensen for Adam Fantilli and Werenski>sign cutter for 14million AAV> Trade LaCombe to whomever to free cap space> move Ian Moore to LD3> move Tristan Luneau to RD3you would still be under cap with 1.7m and only loss Lacombe and a 2027 first round pick. but you know... Verbeek doesn't negotiate unless he is force to actually sign someone.
>>156560905aint nobody reading that shit cuh
>>156560888I would be if I got to fuck over two teams in one day, be it my own and some random ass team out west. Now we need Danny to pivot to some dude for roughly the same he did for Leo and then we can say he's Fletcher 2.0.
>>156560941Funny part is Briere is still getting paid his full salary no matter what. And when the flyers fire him, some other team will hire him and think they can change him because this league is full of nepotism faggots on an ever-revolving coach carousel.
>>156560888>didnt make any bad signings during the WOAT free agent class>got foerster signed on a bargain deal for 7 years>made an offer he knew would be matched, so now can say "sorry fans I tried" and lives to trade/sign another day>gonna get zegras and drysdale re-signed combined for probably $2,000,000 less than what it cost for carlsson>gonna get martone re-signed as soon as he is eligible too>has lots of cap space for next year and all of his assets to use in the futurehe sleeps well
How do the hoc Swedes feel about two of their gold medal heroes being on my Leafs
>>1565608954thPlaceBriniNoMedalBriniSilverBriniZeroInternationalGoldBriniNoCalderBriniBustBrini
>>156560924then don't which one of these looks better?
>>156560985also>took the soul of pat "little ball of hate" verbeek>forced a notoriously cheap mother fucker now pay the biggest salary in the league: $18,000,000 to a player who had 67 points. and, as a result of that, now is paying a 20pt dman $7,500,000
>>156561038i dont care about california or sunbelt teams nigga this aint your sport nigga
>>156560885nah im gonna get a job flipping chicken burgers at the raising canes at PNC arena so I can get my name on the cup
>>156561077ok now this is based
>>156560941Nah, he's Holmgren 2.0 if anything. But would be hilarious he becomes a mix between the two because that franchise is a meme in itself.
Can't believe the fuckin' laffs got the 1OA. Can't believe. How did they fuckin' luck into being able to draft the kid that lead his team to a T-14th in the 2026 NCAA Division I men's ice hockey tournament. Unreal.
>>156561125
>>156560080Kek
Teams should have to pay more than the offer sheet to keep the player
wow what an extremely retarded take
>>156561012He's better than Bedard and shows a lot of promise
lil nigga couldn't even drag his thank you gary team to the playoffs lmao and you got these /hoc/tards saying he's better than a 3x gold medalist + calder trophy haver ya ok bud
Me engraving the cup
>>156561819Around here buds win
the evening of easter 2022 was unbearably chilly
>>156561896This but actually
this brat needs correction
Gonna eat some peanuts bros
>>156561979I think he already got it
>>156561979Why is there a girl with a bag?
just watched the tkachuk brother's new podcast episode bro's
Crosby should have gave Celebrini the C instead of Mcdavid at the Olympics
>>156562073god's favorite torture subject fr fr
we don't blaspheme here
>>156562110So they could place 4th instead kwab
>>156562088Lmao he really looks like that takeout food hostage
>>156562111
For me, its Chief Wannawin
>>156562111he shouldn't have hit on that etsy witch
a tranny just came into my work
>>156561819celebriGOD is the best you're just jealous
>>156562140https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783646356469151.mp4
have you boys had any luck on sniffies? the wifey wants to watch a black fella use my holes
Yo why is every illegal stream of everything I want to watch ripped from a Canadian broadcast with commercials that are Canadian government propaganda
these flamiacs are out of pocket today damn
>>156562328based ford propaganda enjoyer
>>156562242wtf is this true?
>>156562489imagine how bad it smells in there
>>156562591alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
Did you know Hayley Wickenheiser was collecting a 6 figure cheque from MLSE for doing nothing for 8 years!? Im glad Rogers sacked this cunt and the rest of the useless staffers its been a long time coming Chayka has done nothing but win since becoming GM and getting rid of the women expirement was the cherry on top of the sundae. Legit made my day when I woke up and heard she was gone I got banned from reddit for arguing that she would bring nothing to the team despite being 100% right I faced persecution I stood strong and to this day I still call that hire affirmative action and whoever pulled it off bullied the fuck out of Kyle Dubas. Just hearing her assertation of Gvain McKenna was enough for me to cut her from the team entirely, the passive aggressiveness in her voice was sickening. I've got more to say but I'll stop the rant.
>a grown adult man named michael futanari
taro tsujimoto game worn jersey how do i get my hands on that
>>156562700Holy shit based Leafs fan.
>>156562772try giving him a call and asking politely
>>156562489cute :3 I want to marry and reproduce
>>156562863bend ovah homeboy
>>156561979asshole
>>156562700tldr It will only get worse from here t.life long leafs fan
>>156562005enjoy
>>156562900shut the fuck up faggot
>>156562110mcdavid will earn the c when he passes his social skills class
got some cheez-its (the good ones)
dax dundon
>>156562210try to avoid it
>>156562961for me it's toasted wheat thins
>>156562961plain or white cheddar?
>>156562210based, i'm jelly. best head you will ever get in your life.
>>156562937Fight me at the parade
>>156562961wew both hot and spicy
>>156562885b-but we're both boys
I wish my team got McKenna and not the laffs. It still bothers me a month later.
>>156563116Nuckies aren't allowed to be good, they had their chance
>>156563148>they had their chance
>the Ottawa Rough Riders
>>156563206Kill yourself you raped retard
>>156563206thoughts on the crushing defeats you suffered at the hands of bud and mitch?
>>156563116
>>156563217>>156563219*stands and applauds*phenomenal posts.
we should blow up the sun
i would never dream of giving him a (You) but that is a pretty sick logo
>>156563237It's too hot
>>156563248too bad you aren't
(menacingly) I'm gonna soak up the sun
>>156563192Maybe they shouldn't have choked game 7
trb soaked up a lot of bud on 4/17/2022
>>156563289Yes. But maybe Tim Thomas shouldn't have had irregulated massive goalie pads, Aaron Rome shouldn't have received the biggest suspension in NHL finals history, and Colin Campbell shouldn't have been allowed to influence the finals for his son.
>>156563289JLML
>>156563281
>>156563308did the canucks consider scoring more goals than their opponent
I will always love Tim Thomas
>>156563264:( I'll get hotter after I finish this bulk and cut cycle
god DAMN i love the way snacks taste when you're stoned
>>156563352well, excuse me if I don't even chub up a little bit, you're just not my type, OK?
>>156563321no milly dillyone milly supesyzerman loses again
>>156563376What are you snacking on?
>>156563379fine
>>156563399store brand chips and teriyaki jerky
>>156563376ya gotta be 18 to post here buddy
>>156563433sounds yummy
>>156563433unbased loser
>>156563438i can almost certainly guarantee that i'm older than you
>>156563462you aren't
Me and my niggas, we like brothersTighten our hustle down for each otherWe ain’t gon' tussle, or touch, or toungue-wrestle with a niggaWe gon' bust him off tha mothafuckin' muscleMe and my niggas, we like brothersTighten our hustle down for each otherWe ain’t gon' tussle, or touch, or toungue-wrestle with a niggaWe gon' bust him off tha mothafuckin' muscle
>>156563433Based. The "no name" brand up here has some chips that are just as good, often better, than your Lays and Ruffles.
>generic tater flakes>jerked onions-sauce-flavored meat >weedWhat to drink, /hoc/? >Best answer gets to take the next rip... Stoned Dude, do you know what strain your toking?
>>156563376based I've got some sour keys right now
>>156563503aren't you known as the guy that got raped
>>156563503>>jerked s-o-y-sauce-flavored meat[feex]
>>156563503for me it's coke zero
>>156563462>>156563477sad anyway you look at it
>>156563531true
>>156563308All true, the riots should have been at NHL HQ
>>156563527I'm a crème cherry pepsi guy, muhself
>>156563588maybe one day if the Rags go to the Final, but I don't think I'll live to see it
>>156563588don't be upset that timmy was elite
>>156563308Me after the minnesota frost-montreal victoire series this year
>>156563281gonna tell everyone?
>04/17/2022
>>156563732very very VERY good post
>>156563688JEN
>>156563874
Huomenta but the opposite Thank God tomorrow is Friday
my kids graduation party is Saturday I'm inviting anyone who isnt sunbelt or has been raped
i hope dan "mega faggot" briere gets his cock and balls torn off by a wolverine
>the guy who spams raped bitch all day has a kidyikes
>>156564066I'm in the Sunbelt and I'm still attending anyway
This will be a hugely unpopular post; I don’t care.While everyone was giddy over the Carlsson offer sheet, I was seething. Not because I knew Anaheim had no choice but to match, but because in one boldly stupid, irresponsible, idiotic, ignorant, stupid action, Briere not only made enemies with every other GM in the league, but he destroyed the entire salary structure of the league. Leo Carlsson is not a $18 million/year player. He’s not a $10 million/ year player. The salary cap is not going up 60%. It’s increasing marginally. Because our Flyers team has done such an awful job of drafting and developing talent, Briere thought it was necessary to go to a bar with Holmgren, get plastered, and come up with this ridiculous way of poaching another club’s roster, with a ludicrous, moronic offer.When there is a lockout in 2030 Danny Briere, and this foolish stunt will have been a major factor in it.Would Carlsson have made the Flyers a better team? Absolutely But from the jump I wasn’t looking at this through orange and black tinted glasses. This will have sweeping catastrophic consequences on the league, go forward, because Carlsson isn’t a top 10 player in this league. He’s not even the f’ing best player on his team. The offer sheet was destructive, careless and stupid. Leave it to a GM that has literally proven nothing yet, in his role, to blow up the league, and good luck now, getting another GM to talk to you, about any possible trades, to improve the Flyers. That ship has sailed. The horse is out of the barn. And we still have horse as a #1 center.If you want to argue the move was bold, daring and innovative….. then you would be ignoring the fact that it would have had grave implications not only on the rest of the league, but on the Flyers ability in future years to build the roster. Just because currently we’re so far under the cap, that’s NOW. Being so short sighted to not think about the future is unforgivable, not just of the NHL, but the Flyers also
i hope dan "duck hunt" briere gets a huge promotion
>>156564066i bet his kid knows the lore of easter 2022 and learned a valuable lesson from it
>>156564116he learned his father is a nut job
>>156564088https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZlpsneDGBQ
>>156564124he learned bud did a nut job in trb that fateful evening
>>156564044thanks man, but I ain't showin
>>156564088thanks for the waste of bandwidth, reddit spybut no, this won't hurt the phaggotdelphia phaglers one bit, because everyone is laughing at the anaheim shmucks for matching (i mean anytime you can pay a billion bucks to a guy with a career high 60 points you have to do it) while they get their guys locked up early before they hit free agency like you're supposed to do in a league with no max salary
Just woke up from a nap what did I miss
>>156564165graduation party invites
>>156564088If you actually want your offer sheet to have a chance to succeed, you have to significantly overpay and everyone knows that.If anyone fucked up the salary scale it's Verbeek for playing hardball when he could have gotten this done for $10m last season. Carlsson went back to the Ducks and asked for $15m before he signed the offer sheet.
offersheet these nuts haha
Caufield 7.85mSuzuki 7.875mSlafkovsky 7.6mDemidov 9,15mHutson 8.85mIs there any team in a better cap situation than this?
>>1565643192 bucks a year final offer
bad news bros. the korean qt at work got a new job. my chair sniffing adventures have taken a huge hit :\
>>156564044Thanks. I’ll bring ice cream cake
>raped>raped>raped>rapedbtw guys I have a kid and it's his birthday this weekend>raped>raped>raped>rapedbtw the girl I stalk at work got fired I also sniff chairs>raped>raped>raped>rapedShut the fuck up dude. Just shut the fuck up.
>>156564441awwww hell yeah
>>156564449cope we're two different guys
>>156564449no invite?
Leo Carlsson hasnt even got 30 goals or 70 points in a season yet
>>156564386bunch of twinks
>>156564535I'm sure he'll be motivated to keep trying to train and get points after getting a guaranteed $100m contract.
*offer sheets your star center**adds a stipulation that I, the GM, need to sodomize myself on live television upon signing of the contract*Your move.
>>156564600*doesn't invite you the graduation party*
>>156564535but he shut down a one-legged mcdavid one time so he's by extension generational
I still haven't gotten my invite to the graduation party.
>>156564665its open to flamiacs and Our Sennies
>Several former Canadiens players were on hand to honor Carey Price's call to the Hockey Hall of Fame as a member of the Class of 2026!
>>156564727all busts
>>156564727Why are they wearing cowboy hats?
>>156564756moments later they buck broke PK
home from work bro's
>>156564840based
>>156564461they should both fuck off
>>156564412At my work anytime a non jeet leaves we suddenly get five new jeets hired
>>156564880too bad i'm staying >>156564882her manager is a jeet and his only new hires so far have been jeets. she's definitely getting replaced by a jeet. it's fucking ogre
>>156564934But imagine the future chair smell.
>>156564947you'd only sniff that chair if you wanted to die. anyway there's still a latina qt in the office and she recently moved her cubicle to a less crowded corner of the room so sniffing her chair will be easier
imagine being this much of a pussy in front of your newborn...
>>156565036
>>156564974You should make a videos of you sniffing chairs, then make a Yootoob channel for them >SeatWhiffPro>Hints_of_Mahogony_and_Cornthis is a really good idea
>>156565036wish i had a goofy wife bro's
>>156565036Niggas out here be eating bugs
>>156565064you should stop being a raped bitch
afternoon haaland evening mcgregorname a better saturday in recent memory(you can't)
>>156565128invited to the graduation party
mark stone in the boy aquarium cause he looks like hes skating underwater kwab go flames
Crazy how you don't appreciate a mid January regular season game while it's happening but would kill for one during the summer.
>>156565128the hell is this
>>156565411the average e-drone
>>156565417nyla has aids bud
>>156565417hampage got cancelled
>>156565431>>156565463the gay magazine brigade is out in full force tonight
you’d like to see gay magazine enthusiasts in full force don’t ya
Everyone is saying Tom Dundon tainted the cup KWAB
>>156560580KWAB
>>156565813Why does these retards care
>>156565859>7 family members on the cuprandy you're retarded
>>156565813hop in anon
>>156565859He put his kid that is in 2nd grade and lives in dallas on it
>>156565876>>156565905>wag a billionaire put his family on the cup rather than the locker room janitor Shut the fuck up
>>156565859why are you protecting a billionaire?
>>156565980sup caden you little faggot
what will it be bro's
>>156565980bootlicking a billionaire is worse than bootlicking politicians, cops or the welfare queen military fags
>>156566025they cut the jet in half :O
>>156566025some illuminati shit referencing the mass shooting
>>156566041>>156566046well it looks like it'll be a big x and a sword but idk what the middle piece is
>>156566051probably the eye of baphomet
>>156566025it's literally just a star of david
>>156566051more like a big penis
>>156566025Looks like a small town police station's logo made by one of the officers kids
>>156565890*cups a fart and throws it at gary's face*
>>156566070kino
>>156566025With the sword going through the top and with blood oozing from the L.
>>156566113fitting they are changing their symbol to an L because they will never W with Marner around
>>156566129klab
>>156566192kek youre a funny guy
>>156566192decent post
>>156565990>>156566009Retards
>>156566223go fuck yourself caden you little faggot
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