Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 6Pau - Gavarnie-Gèdre186.2kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/startlistGC after stage 5:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/stage-5-gcRoadbook:https://www.xoo-cycling.ch/download/roadbooks/roadbook_tour-de-france_2026.pdfLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/en/https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/stage-6/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD1 / RTBF / VRT / DKTV2 / RTVE / Rai / NOS / EITB / RTP / RTV Slo / SRG-SSR12:20 CETPrevious thread:>>156496872
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Tour of Austria (2.1)Stage 2Bad Kleinkirchheim - Großglockner (Kaiser-Franz-Josef-Höhe)188.8kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-austria/2026/startlistGC after stage 1:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-austria/2026/stage-1-gcRoadbook:https://drive.google.com/file/d/1YWXs9DaiN4-XiynH56nDYXM15sL7ZMOE/view?usp=share_linkLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-austria/2026/stage-2/liveStreams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C513mTFJBYQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCMkKGvFONY (English commentary)https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / ORF1 / K19 / Proximus12:00 CET
>>156526781
It'd be nice if we got HEALY vs SIMMONS vs CORT today
>>156526781perfect stage for wout to go in the break
Bad newsPiddy going to push a bit too hard on the descend
noticing anything?
>>156528271this is not how mufa works
>>156526811That's a fucked climb
Third TourCompetes for youth classification They really need to change this, 25 year olds are not youths
>>156528744Seixas will win the white jersey 6 times in a row and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>156528335I'm noooticing that Team Vorarlberg is missing yet again. Why is *he* hiding?
>>156528856they are doing the Czech tour again.
Todat we can enjoy the anticipation up until the hautacam, where either the tour finishes today or we can to continue the suspense of the tour being an actual race. bogacar may also crash on the descent, so for me, today is like a loot box. Might get a worn common piece of shit item I've collected 4 times before. Might also get an ultra rare pristine.
kino arrival, really too bad the col des tentes (harder than tourmalet) is in the national park and they can't go up there,
>>156528873Forgot its the tourmalet. That's even better. Got the ptsd from the last year's hautacam.
>>156528856>>156528867STÜSSI is doing the very prestigious International the Le Tour de la Guadeloupe of all places for some reason
>>156528772There will be a new next next next next Mercxk that will win the youth category in 3 years.
emirates all out on tourmalet; absolute carnage. only toro, pogi, vingegaard and seixas still together at the top of the climb. i wouldn't be totally surprised if vingegaard actually cracks before.
should i download, edit and put subtitles on jonas in the fish factory? its going to take some time so it better get me some yous
>>156529349no you should not do that
>>156529365no?
>>156529416what is it a documentary?
we live
>>156529416Do it jonas is cool guy
horse category?
>they are pushing the pedals
>>156529416His face is so punchable it's unreal
>>156529592But you'd love the slav freak who pretends to be eminem slobbering all over your anus? Germans are very strange. Jonas is us.
FROOMEDAWG
No excuses now
ok i put subs on now, rendering
and we go
>Candidates for a breakaway victory (in order of priority): Lennert Van Eetvelt, Egan Bernal, Jordan Jegat, Sergio Higuita, Maxim Van Gils, Chris Harper, Valentin Paret-Peintre, Alex Baudin, Luke Plapp, Thymen Arensman, Yannis Voisard, Jose Felix Parra, Michael Storer, George Bennett, Ben Healy, Harold Tejada, Damiano Caruso, Einer Rubio,
>Huub Artz
>>156529734Fanks I look forward to it. I love Jonas!
Grande mads
Visma showing ambition by getting in the early break
>>156529834Grande mass
Surprised the other sprinters let him go that easy
Bert I'm so excited I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it.
it's very hard compressing this thing enough to fit the mere 4mb limit
>>156529905F
>Fake Taxi Its the uno X team car
>>156530069>it's very hard compressing this thing enough to fitthat's what I say
Pogacar and Vingegaard riding close to the front.
campenaerts: "i expect a mano-a-mano battle on the tourmalet instigated by our main rivals"journalist: so visma is going to take the initiative today?... you should have seen campenaert's face
here we go
>>156529637I didn't say any of that. I like Pogi because he's the best and most talented rider and he has a sense of humor, reasonable charisma, and an honest character. I've known many slavic people through work and they're either so honest that you think they're joking, or they're straight up crooks. Can't say the same for piece of shit Danes who are just an even more bitter and more jealous version of Germans.
>>156530292(You)
>>156530292Nice, Remind us again how they found him
>>156530292this is from 2017, he became a multi millionaire in less than 10 years
>renaat already fucking insufferablei'm close to giving up on belgian television for the first time
They're riding up the tourmalet today
>>156530345>Pog [...] honest characterYou are very sweet Bert. Love you keep that innocence going.
The jury is tweakin
>>156529731Why would I pay those shit heads?
Lourdes is so impressive
so artz was seething so hard, he just gave up?
>>156530540it's tacky as fuck, lol.
Oh no a professional rode his bike in a way we don't approve of let's make a big stink of it and dish out fines! Western nanny state in full force. These people will be rounded up and face the wall during the great revolution.
>>156530544I fear he got DQ
>referee with the complaint>womanAll so tiresome
>>156530583You know you will be killed off as a defective mentally ill retard right?
>>156530594you mean out of the race completely? is expulsion from the break even an official sanction?
I run out of gelato b t w absolute rookie mistake on my part
>>156530594He just got an official "warning"
>>156530624What are you talking about? I am a philosopher of the ideology. Maybe my brain will repair once I'm living in a healthier world. Shit like this is pure demoralisation. Without it we'd all thrive.
typical dutch behavior: why do the rules apply to me??
>>156530636he got a warning
>>156530660like i thought. he's just seething and gives up.
>Caja Rural, Movistar and other small teams are trying to create another breakRed Bull
>>156530292i watched it
>Riders dead from puppy paws, super tuck, or other "extreme" positions0>Riders dead from no enforcement of safety in route planning Several and countingUCI is a death cult.
>>156530380he was rapid on strava and then they tested him and he has big strong heart and good lungs. then jumbo offered him a contract. something like that
campy is mighty fucked zero satelite action zero breakaway
>>156530292Cute and pure
they asked the lotto team car, appearantly nobody told him to drop out of the breakaway, he just had a mental breakdown after being warned
>>156530730what was he going to do anyway? there are no flat sections in between the big climbs today.
Campy should sit up. this bullshit plan didn't work. stop wasting matches
>>156530758Imagine this little boy kept harassing a grown woman to be his mommy gf.
Last year it was harder for the break to form. Now they're slurping, maybe the heat
>>156530779Campy can climb
>attacking when remco evenepoel is taking a pee
>>156530779His job is to help on the climbs so instead of getting dropped he would already be there. But without a break away he wont make it to the climb before everyone else and Mads will stop riding after the points line.
Visma aggression, love it
Abandon arvid de kleijn
>>156530865Oh no! Anyway...
very unethical racing from visma lab using shadow tactics to try and crack evenepoel
Memeco dropped
>>156530940done dirty by visma, that is
>>156530292imagine the smell hehehe
kwab
>>156530972How is it vismas fault that Remco stopped to piss when the race was on?
attaque Quintana
>>156530622SOVL
>>156531006It's not bad at all in a fish factory. The fish is as fresh as it can get, and everything is cleaned in depth every day.
>>156531021wrong order
Heh poor Mcnulty got stuck there with 7 bidons on him.
Mcnulty is still out there solo with bidons
>>156531104what do they eat here
Pogi doesn't allow a breakaway?
business idea: PCSman should add weather conditions.
Thanks PCSbert . Very cool.
>>156531126i don't see uae doing much atm
>>156531041That doesn't make much sense. Are you okay?
>2026>jumbo are still doing the "we're making the race hard" thing
Visma is going to regret this lmao
>>156531141I hate both the sprint and the lead out train
>>156531127Business idea: PCSman add the equipment information I input and stop being a faggit
>>156531151evenepoel had his piss and only then jorgensen attacked.
>>156531156>>156531153When will they learn?
looks like a new breakaway is going to form after pedersen's breakaway fulfilled its purpose
Poor Jorgenson still thinks UAE will let him go up the road.
>>156530138why are crossfitters so obnoxious. and i say that as someone that's done crossfit in the past
shut the fuck up renaat JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>156531185What do you want then to do? They will lose with certainty if they don't try.
>>156531234save energy?
Brown ass pool water
>>156531243For what? Week 4?
>european pools
>>156531260Tour is still young and Paris far away.
>>156531272pal
Why do they never finish on Tourmalet? Why is it always in the middle of the stage?
>>156531369Probably not enough space on top or something.
Inb4 the peloton disrespects ocoomer again and ends up winning the tour
>it begins
>>156531369there’s no space for the ceremony
>>156531451comfy sprint chad party pace ride
>>156531369PINOT won there in 2019 and VINGEGAARD won 3 years ago at that infamous sulphurous La Vuelta ciclista
>>1565313692023 Vuelta stage 132019 Tour stage 142010 Tour stage 17
>>156531369
>>156528744>Simmons is 25based on his looks I thought he was 40, not even joking
>>156531492Pinot was supposed to win that tour.
Les Bains?
>>156531525He looks like 25 year olds used to look 50 years ago
>Troon using the light bikekwab
>>156531492Wout Poelsesque
These dudes seriously couldn't get a break going yet? Has pog really mind broke the peleton that bad?
quick tldr so far today? just tuned in
>>156531582
>>156531694Every potential move had a Vismoid in it and UAE were having none of that.
>>156531694Break did go pay attention.
Can that twink stop blowing kisses to me and start beating that slovenian dopeur
>>156531710mads won
>>156531753you can't just copy jonas power move, he had enough time to come up with something of this own. why didn't he just make some rowing movement?
It's over, Pog already needs cooling
>maskAre you kidding me?
>>156531865His Bigmah balls also wear protection at all times
My dad works for UAE, ive heard pog has covid
>>156531916What's wrong with him?
>>156531916what's his problem besides losing 5 minutes today?
>>156531865>Noon don't reduce your chance to catch an illness, I have based a huge part of my personality on being retarded because, having to mund other people during corona scared me deeply, because my mother didn't give me enough love as a childGrow up chud
Very normal response
>>156531916not enough gold. he is weaker the less gold he wears.
>>156531916Allah is communicating through him
>>156531925My dad works for UAE too and he's got gonorrhea from one of urska's buck patrons.
>>156531694Whoreson junior kept trying to get into the break
>>156531916Mussolini-esque
>>156531958Imagine unironically being a lefty shill in 2026.
>>156531971Blown the fuck out. Why are Germberts always such weak minds?
do they have coolers in the cars so the guys get nice chilled water?
>>156532088They have iceboxes and all. Literally hand out socks full of ice.
Bit too many gels for daan hoole
PUKE
>>156532059Learn to read. It was not about covid. Apparently you believe microorganisms to be leftie. Why don't you post your dick again? Degenerate parasite.
ZOOM ZOOM GET THE SLOMO GO FULL HDJust cut to some birds nobody wants to see a rider puke
>>156532088140kg of ice per day per team I heard
>>156532137I want to see riders puke, pissing and even shitting
First climb of the day is ago
>>156532124Mask retardation has already been thoroughly deboonked. If you think a cloth muzzle on your face will do shit you're a fucking retard. Masks are a lefty shill mechanism. Literally introduced to dominate and demoralise people during covid. Having a damp cloth on your face in 32 degrees breathing in shit quality air, whilst any bacterias and virus clings onto the damp cloth isn't doing shit. And spastics like you actually believe it makes a difference. Being clever is not for you.
>>156532137
>>156532137Yeah, hard to enjoy my icecream after that
CHOO CHOOOOOall aboooooard
>>156532162Especially the female ones.
What happens if they have to take a shit?
>>156532210A mask can help to not spread your germs as much if youre dick yourself. The other way around it does jack shit.
>>156532234https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8UPbYUxCOo
>>156532110Mmm daanhoole
>>156532234Requesting the Jan Ulrich pics for this Bert
Ayuso mechanical!
commentators comparing Cape Verde to Uno X
>achooso
>>156531369logistic and money, every start arrival town pay a lot of.and i was billionnaire, i would make in tourmalet or galibier sommet arrival.or today instead of stoping at gavarnie, i would make them continue to the top of col de tentes.
>Ciantruly the next Remco
>>156532234
Uijtdebroeks lachee :(
>Cian
> Uijtdebroeks lacheeWhy did I ever think that this fraud would be unfrauded?
>Memeco falling behind the group before the climb even startedAbsolute kek when will TV stop giving this piece of shit camera and commentary time who fucking cares about this loser
stfu anders
>>156532307He's entertaining when he's seething
not even catching BOC and lads are still getting dropped
>>156532306The guy is forced to ride with a fever. Someone at Movistar should be shot for negligence.
>>156532324I don't get why he keeps seething he's not a climber just fucking do what you're good at and stop trying to meme into the tour, you can become a legend without tour wins.
Ayuso has got to be the biggest flop of a rider this generation. Hyped up massively. Him an cian ooturbrooks are endlessly coming into races as leaders and flopping almost straight away.
>>156532326UAE is just soft pacing
>>156532307>he's not punching his handlebars or looking suspiciously at his derailleur yetIt's not over
Uijtdebroeks confirmed for broken shoe. Not so fast haters
>>156532357Well it's a long way to Tourmalet right
>>156532366what shoes is he wearing? gotta hate something
>>156532379the moto guy was saying his BOA thing is fucked
Love NilsLove TimLove UAE
>>lthey’re mentioning Troon’s ball cancer again
>>156532344Fighting for my veloteam
fizik vega carbon
>>156532435truly the new Lance Armstrong
>>156532441I have fizik shoes. they're alright
>>156532351He won the Vuelta and was 3rd in the Tour behind Pog and Jonas, his only problem is that he apparently struggles to get into this kind of shape consistently.
>>156532462nigga just needs to blast retatrutide before the TdF
>>156532462he is always in good shape but he always has bad days when others don't
Holy underwhelming stage. Boring.
>>156532504To use the cliche, his bad days are much worse than the others' bad days.>>156532517Were you actually expecting GC action on the first climb?
So it's confirmed PooAE are going for a big heist today
>DegenkolbFact he's still racing let alone at the tour is very impressive
>>156532517b8
>>156532462He will never win the tour regardless of form. He's not a contender. Podium at best. I mean if there weren't better around. At this point he's barely top 5 material because the new guys are just better at climbs than him.
i don't remember, are the pyrenees a vingegaard climb or a pogacar climb?
>>156532598pog
Top Gun spotted
>>156532598any climb is a pog climb these days
JVPITER
current french president spotted
>>156532021Kek
Salut
Macron not at the soccer match tonight?
is Vacek dead yet?
>>156532281>picSprinters btfo
>>156532619zionist cuck
>>156532638in process
>>156532648Inshallah, my brother.
redpill me on the French President
MACRON DÉMISSION
>>156532644Sprinter chads will go up here at leisure pace, enjoy the views and fans
Imagine getting dropped here with Tourmalet still to go
vpp with a blistering 250w attack
>>156532619Hail Ceasar
>>156532528Idc about that. I wanted big échappées with typical mountain drama, not this slop.
>>156532504He climbed worse than Vauquelin in last year's Tour before he abandoned, it wasn't a single bad day. Same for this spring, he struggled on every long climb.>>156532594By this logic, nobody but Pog and Jonas should even try.
>>156532672An asshole who's good with words just like all politicians
you now remember Tiberi is in the race
French gay icon spottedVive
>>156532672his wife is a man
ynr "aaaah fucking SRAM" molleman
Wonder how much these roads cost to build. Got to dig into the rock to create a flat surface and I imagine a lot of surface work has to be done to ensure it doesn't slip or seperate. Can't just pour tarmac down like they do in parts of britain.
>>156532800wesh
>>156532800we have so much in common :3
>>156532800you've been served
>>156532800what's the deal with these high profile politicians marrying transexual men? First we got Obama now Macron, some Cult of Dionysus shit or what?
>>156532844they're probably just fags
abandon bert van lerberghehe's the sprint leadout man for tim merlier
How much time lose Fishboy lose today?Bert abandon
Wish we had Macron as our leader desu
What do they eat?
>>15653289242 seconds, I'm from the future
>>156532923they eat cheese in the mountains.
mountain chads, we're so back!
>Ridley built this custom yellow-jersey Noah Fast for Torstein Traen in less than 30 hours after he took the lead in the Tour de France>Custom-painted bike was delivered to Uno-X Mobility after Norwegian rider claimed the maillot jaune“As soon as Træen took the yellow jersey, a Noah Fast frameset was selected from stock and prepared for painting. After curing, clear coating, decals and final quality control, the frameset was packed for immediate transport.“On Wednesday, Team Support & Equipment Coordinator Wesley Widar (Brother of Jarno Widar) personally delivered the bike to Biarritz, where it arrived for the Uno-X Mobility mechanics to prepare ahead of the next stage,” Ridley said. >doesn't actually use it
AAAARGH GIVE ME DOPAGE
>>156533022maybe he just forgot his ozempic dose
>>156532923Most adult frogs primarily feed on insects, spiders, worms, and slugs. The largest of frogs may also prey on small mammals and birds. Some also feed on their own kind.
Pogi attack when? Come onCOME ON
not a good day for EF
Jonas really needs those pep talks, huh
>>156532806thats not how youre supposed to use "ynr" newfriend
is pog wearing the aero helmet?
>>156533055only after uae isolate fish
Yates is a fucking sellout and should be riding on his own team.
>>156533057Lmao what a fucking weak faggot
home just in time for another Jonas humiliation ritual
>>156533095Hate faggots like him. Le super team xDD meme crushes the dreams of riders by dangling a golden carrot over their heads. Won't win the tour but he could definitely have done something with his career. The fact he sacrificed the back end of his career compared to his brother who got a shot and won the giro, he lost the brotherly battle. Simon chilling with a pink jersey on his wall right now. Whilst he slaves in 35 degrees for some slav cunt.
>>156533057
Muhlberger wins again
>>156532992They couldn't know if he would keep the yellow more than one stage anyway.
Jorg lachee
It begins Jorgenmeme gone already
>jorgensonKWAK (kek what a kwab)
>>156533142why is he even in the race then lol
Was does jorgenson do?
>>156533118Adam could have had a good shot at winning this year giro if he didn't crashed in the first stage or second stage
torstein lachee
GERMAN TV KEEPS SHOWING THAT WEIRD GLASSES WEARING BOOMER SHOWING NON CYCLING STUFF I WANT TO SEE THE FUCKING STAGE NOT CREEPY PUPPETS REEEEEEE
race leader dropped
lel already lachee
poogacar looking to win the tour today it seems
im so used to seeing Pogi in yellow that i thought Pogi got dropped when its just troon
Yellow deadPissma dyingUAE killing the tempo
how many minutes is Pogi taking on Jonas record on this climb from 2023
>>156533172
JorGONEson
I wonder if PooAE are going to 1-2 Jonas with burrito and poogacar. Try and humiliate him like when Roglic and Jonas did it to him. Might stick a few bong on burrito winning the tour I can see Jonas not following burrito.
>>156533172Eurosport Chads win again
>>156533206ayy kek
>>156533133top 10
>>156533206REEEEEEEEEEE BOOMER FUCK
hindley lachee
>hindlel
what's up with remco?
>>156533206wtf is this shit
this UAE team is honestly illegal
PooAE still have 5 riders I counted.
pidcock lachee
Sexass not looking too great french bros..
Pid in the cuck chair
>>156533222GC
Where is Memco?!
remember when Hindlel had the yellow jersey with over 7 minutes and lost it all just Tourmalet alone
>>156533239German TDF coverage.
Remco will explode and seethe
>>156533022unironically what is that
It's an absolute disgrace
>>156533281insulin
Jonas looking cool, we got this. UAE making it hard just works for our plan
>>156533281Probably painkiller but it's dodgy af
atleast we can stop with the pretending and fake ass hopium in a couple of KM when the TDF ends
>>156533282Lmao why are you mad though you didn't even make the podium last year get real
the last great belgian on wheelsrip ghislain
who drops firstRemco or Seixas
>>156533305Hopefully poogacar wins by as big of a margin as possible. I'm an accelerationist now. Fuck this, sooner people get thoroughly sick of it the better.
>>156533290>we didn't want to get yellow anyway>we wanted to lose by two minutes not ten minutes so it's a win for us>what do you mean we can't win the tour by losing minutes
>>156533288Weird that top athletes all have chronic illnesses like asthma, diabetes, etc.
Tim Wellens is one of the most obvious signals of just how dirty UAE isgoes from mild talent in his early 20s to nowhere then joins UAE and wins TdF stages in his mid 30sLMAO
>>156533337Training and coaching dumbass
>>156533348carb revolution!better bikes!
>>156533320Fuck you I thought he was dead
Carapaz lachee, but i think he isn't going for gc
>>156533337He was decent and put on a few good shows but the increase in performance that late in his career, for it to be such a sharp increase is preposterous. Just like how Politt suddenly became a good mountain climber on medium mountain stages, able to shred the peloton of helpers or hold breakaways over long distances on the mountains. It's absurd.
>>156532822
>>156533337wow what a surprise, a good classics rider who won two Giro stages and two Vuelta stages at Lotto can also win a Tour stage at UAE, absolutely crazy
>>156533337rounder wheels
>>156533332try esports without adhd
Interested in the Bora battle tbqh
Remco looking great
>>156533369kekpas mort, mais il a tué
Del Toro looks like he might be struggling just a bit with that face
Pyrenees >Alps
>>156533373not as bad as Wout winning in the high mountains
>>156533239German reporter visited some French doll makers somewhere near today's route and they made a doll of him. He also found a waifu.
poogacar looks like a christmas turkey compared to the other riders. Must be carrying at least 4% extra fat compared to the rest.>>156533417That was fucking brilliant because how shameless it was.
>>156533337his best years were with lotto, which has been considered a pretty unprofessional team that's good for youth development but you need to leave to make the next step
>>156533411Yeah he looks like a yellow contender today doesn't he. Watch him blow past Pogi any second now
wait, is this the French anal general?
worst yatesi dropping the hammerPogi attack inside 1km now
>>156533420He is never going back to Germany
>>156533389
wow del toro is dying out there lol. breathing heavy and spit hanging from his chin
remco, lipowitz, skjelmose look gassedremco is insta detached the moment pog goes
>>156533377yeah, 10 fucking years ago retard
>>156533446Hope so I'm fucking tired of Boomers
Træen already down 2 minutes wow
>>156533420that's fucked
its happening
>>156533420>LügenpresseI sleep. Eurosport is the home of cycling
it's Toro time
>>156533420I prefer my waifus to be a bit more advanced but hey whatever works. Happy for him.
LMAOOOOOOO TOUR OVER
Evenepoel lachee
IT'S ON NOWFISH COOKED ALREADY
And there's the tour
does anyone know how old is Seixas?
PARTY POG IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>He thought this year would be different.
gg, gz to Pog I guess
>>156533439salut ma chouette!mets toi à l'aise, baisse tes pantalons
AAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wat nou?
KWAB
Dayum
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and its over
NUCLEAR POGACAR ATTACKLETS GO
GG
1 and 2 easy win the rest can fight for 3rd
Pogacar solo Vingegaard in ordeSeixas disappointing
POG SOLO
>not so wheelsucky now, are you fishboi
CYCLING IN 2026 BTWIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM WWIIIITTNNIIISING GREAAAAAATNNNNEEESSAAHAHAH(kill me)
Big Lipo on the march
PooAE 1-2 in paris will accelerate the WADA investigation. All going to plan.
I KNEW REMCO WOULD DISAPPOINT
Del Torrito dropping Vingegaard ruined cycling for me ngl
Seixas bout to bomb this descent like a madlad
It's over...... Jonasisters.......
VINGEGAARD!!!
come on jonas turn on that /diesel/ engine
Jonas are not giving up
And to think PooAE are actually serious about bringing Paul to their team. As if they weren't strong enough already.
>>156533525brothe vice president of WADA is a ex Chinese speed skaterthey are bought and paid only Trump can save us with directing national intelligence services to intercept doping cables between UAE and their drug suppliers
It's not Jonasover yet
>>156533560Cry more
HOWEVER?
isn't Matteo supposed to be helping Jonas
Trust the plan Q sisters, D*nish are in control
*throws chips*
I hope adam blythe and his entire bloodline get bone cancer, what an arse licking cunt>>156533573Bet you're a turk, hence why you're so defensive over the pooae and slav vampire.
Jonas is good ngl
watch everyone in the top 10 say they've done their highest numbers in their entire career at the end and then have to bite their tongue and congratulate the filthiest piece of shit in the history of professional sport
camon Jonas do your best /ELITE/ /DIESEL/ performance ever
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!
Lipo 20 sec ahead of Remco
>>156533566>only Trump can save usThis but in general.
Jonas is going to crack
>>156533606
look at that lump of fat ham do 7w/kg
jonas is dyingpogi nose breathing
>>156533022>>156533049>>156533288>>156533332It's the Novo Nordisk team, I believe all the riders are type 1 diabetuses. You need massive amounts of insulin to digest all the glucose they are chugging during races
>>156533587Cry moreFISH IS COOKED LMAO LOOK AT HIM
Matches being burnt at an alarming rate
this is absolute cinema and you can't convince me otherwise
>>156533580I should have never picked an amerifraud for VG
How much time will pog gain on the descent and 3 percent climb?
Jonas imploded theregiga mega ultra over
>>156533566I understand that oil is important etc but they should just invade the middle east so arabs have no political power. They are russian tier scumbags when it comes to corruption and morality. They are not a nation with rich history of administration like much of europe. Swoop in, kill the royal families and be done with it already.
Aaaaaand it’s over
>>156533606He is trying his best
>>156533644hopefully he dies
>turns a corner>gains 7s
>jonas burnt
40km climbs and downhill Pogi vs FishUtter destruction of Denmark today, based
>>156533665We all are.
Nobody is close to Pogacar in normal shape, nobody
>>156533633Confirmed not dead
from 8 seconds to 25 seconds in no timecest fini
25sec and risingit's over unless Pog implodes
Jonas wishing himself back in the factory right now
think it'll be someting likepogacarvingegaard +1' seixas +1 '30"evenpoel + 2' 15"
>>156533635It's the 5th year of this shit if you think I care you're kidding yourself mehmet
Sex ass corner
holy fuckit's literally so over
>>156533698Cry more loser complaining about losing
>>156533670>woutpoelsdropingzakarin.webm
you can see how he physically cracks in real time
Jonas kept with him for a while but is now losing time. RIP
>>156533697He should stay with remco for that tasty flat TT gains in the valley>156533709 (You)
>>156533690>unless Pog implodesWe say that every time and it never happens.
F R I E DRIED
Fish status?
thank god i have travel plans this summerso i can't be home to watch this semen slurping doping sport
I think Jonas can descend a tad better on a good day but the gap might be too big soon
>>156533725Only thing that's actually cracked him is missing nutrition.
>>156533732Fileted
>>156533699kek
Borat spotted
So this is what knowers felt when they watched Lance. Surreal actually. It's so outrageous and ridiculous.
There is no non-dopular reason for Wogacar’s improvement since being smoked 2 years in a row
this is absolute cinema. enjoyable with 66 degree air conditioning
>>156533732creampied
It would have been a 1min gap last year just saying
only thing that can save us now is a half blind boomer in a car making minced meat out of pogimerda
>>156533752imagine the smell
>>156533732>>156533730
>>156533751heat training. try it
>>156533748show me a stage where Armstrong does what Dopecar does
Swing the camera to the riders behind, this is pointless. >>156533751I was thinking this, when you humiliate meds and arabs they really hate it. They've gone overboard to compensate. This is ridiculous and it's as close to murdering Visma and Jonas as they could get, which is really what they would do if they could.
>>156533751Stopped with the Z2 nonsense he was doing before that.
turning this shit off see you berts for San Sebastian
I dont think this semen slurping sport is for me desu
>>156533780IIRC his first mountain stage back he was incredible and it was a massive shock to people. He doesn't do this shit but I can at least feel the same emotion I imagine they would have felt. Watching something so absurd and surreal.
Visma car seething and honking
The descent and then shallow climb will be much worse for Jonas than the Tourmalet. Expecting the gap to be closer to 2 min than to 1.Also, pretty sure Remco catches g3.
the older i get the more uncomfortable i get watching guys descend when they're all descending individually for time
Feeling a Jonas crash on the descent
You will now see Pog occasionally enjoying the view (out of boredom)
Complete Desperation
Pogi beat the record from 2023 by 2 minutes and 20 secthis sport is a joke
>ad breakcouldn't make this shit up, fucking dreadful service.
>>156533832What??
>>156533832
>>156533832Look absolutely effortless. Barely any swaying or facial expression. The most blatant example of dope I've ever seen.
Well, don't need to watch this anymore I guess, the TDF is all but over already.
>>156533832Certainly over 7W/kgPogacar is the Cycling God, clearly
Pantani must be shaking in fear in his grave because his Huez record will fall very soon
Isn't Jonas considered a better descender than Pog?
>107>107>107
Everyone knew, before the tour started, nobody can touch Pog. Yet some of you seem to be surprised or dissapointed?Did you really hold on to a flicker of false hope that fishboy could do it?Watch for the podium and ignore pog as ive done from day 1
>Pog is going 107kminsane desu. one crash and bro can actually die
it's torsteinover
>>156533884No, never even heard that mentioned
Of course Pogacar is clean and is not under some.. influence
>>156533884Not since Lombardia 2023
>>156533888Don't give me hope like that
Motorbike almost killed Pogi
>>156533884No? Did you already forget the 2024 Galibier stage?
>>156533884In technical descents (but Pog has improved a lot)This one is just about weight and power
>ARES CRASH EPOGACAR OFF A MOUNTAIN, MAKE HIM A SPLATTER ON A MOUNTAINSIDE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
>>156533896He's fueled by Love, Trine would never
>bad bike handler remco gaining on master descender seixas
>>156533884In 2022-23, when Pogi chuted and Vingo artistically prepared for that TT, yes. Since, not really. Pogi destroyed him on the descent of the 2024 TT and on that early stage that ended with a descent.
>>156533832So Vingegaard also beat it by almost 2 minutes and Pogacar being 30 seconds faster over a 40+ minute climb isn't exactly a monumental difference, but somehow that causes people here to crash out again.
Answers my questions from last night anyway. 20 minutes lead, Traen still doesn't win. 1hr behind Mads, still wins. Jonas probably needs a genuine 18-20 minute lead to have a chance at winning. Going to be more like 1:45 to Jonas today. Absolutely bonkers.
based remchud kek
REMCO REMCO REMCO
Rapido
>>156533928yeah love of course.. "love"
lipowitz bros why did we climb harder if we get caught by our captain…
>lose half a minute in the climb>think you're the best climber>lose another half a minute in the descent Lmao is fish the next Memeco? You are beaten on the climb okay, but you lose the downhill just as much so you suck at fucking everything. Get off the bike white bread.
>>156533941The whole top 5 broke that record there was also a tailwind on most of the climb
> 118 kmh
>>156533958KEK no wonder he wants to get back to the hotel in record time
Memco the one losing the least time to Pogi on the descent
Abandon uijtdebroeks
DNF Cian
Cian UITDEKOERS
>>156533979First dnf of my team, took longer than last year
So what would happen if Pogacar does the 2nd Armstrong? Cycling done for good?
>>156533884Yes.In that TT that everyone sperged about how Jonas is doped, he gained 30 seconds just by being a better descender.
>>156533966according to /cyc/ the dope also makes him really good at downhill, or something
>fake eagle soundPATHETIC
>>156534000It will never have the effects of Armstrong. A lot of that had to do with Armstrong being American and all the attention that comes with that. There will never be an Oprah interview equivalent for Pogacar.
>>156534000froome is already the second Armstrong but the science stack was still shit back then so people didn't notice
it's so over
>>156533966this isn't a descent where being skilled mattersits just down to weight and powerany time theres an actual technical descent, Jonas is faster because he's an actual cyclistnot some drugged up faggot skinny fat piece of shit
Pogacar gained more time on Vingegaard in the descent than on the climb
>troon descending
Nasty chute
RETARD WTF
Tranny suicide
CHUTE DU MAILLOT JAUNE OH LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAACATASTROPHE
>>156534052F. what a sport
Sad :(
Jonas lost 40 seconds on the descent
>>156534058see>>156534025
ABORT THE FUCKING COMMERCIALS GOD I FUCKING HATE TV2
>>156534053pog doesn't take as much risk. in tt that he prepared for he's faster e.g. nice tt from two years ago. bike handling wise jonas literally falls down on uphills
went for a shower and the tours over wat nou
professional cyclist btw
>>156534052This is the picture that captures cycling in 2025 against the dopeurs
:'(
>>156534093real
>>156534047>4 wins>fairly competitive>still actually lost time on stages>sometimes the lead looked precarious'Armstrong' is not the category that poogacar is in, this is a new category. This is ridiculous dominance. There is no entertainment from this. He can do another 5 if he wants. I think he'll do another 3 then retire at 30 with 8 tours.
Pogacar and Vingegaard need to stop and wait for him. Unsportsmanlike assholes
>>156534053Ah yes the faster cyclist who is slower in the flats, slower in the climb, and slower downhill. Where is he faster, in the ocean? The team bus?
>>156534046Lance being an asshole and constantly suing anyone who accused him of doping probably added a bit to the fallout
>>156534090It's all part of the plan, Pogi will be exhausted tomorrow
You didn't have to rage quit the tour over losing yellow to PogiFucking delusional
>>156534139if he held it at 30 seconds he would have been fine[spoiler]and won the race in week 3[/spoiler]
The Sexy group is going to catch the fish
>>156534053To be honest I think poogacar is genuinely faster because he has nothing to lose. Jonas has Trine and his children to look after, and he's already behind with 4 previous tours he's lost where he wasn't even close. There is no need to risk life for him. poogacar on the other hand needs to speed home to watch urska get railed by BBC.
At least they can laugh about it
Remco will win this stage.
>>156534098>pog on actual descent
>18.7 km 3,7%kek
>professional cyclist
that could have been a lot worse. luckily he can finish
>>156534114retard schizo like you don't understand the components of performance. froome without dope would be mediocre. the time diff compared to today is just due to very bad training and nutrition etc science.
Imagine Remco catching Vingegaard.
>>156534101she got a great video
Jonas was super humble when he was beating poogacar. Now poogacar has that arrogance and a dismissive attitude toward Visma and Jonas. Says a lot really.
Pogi hate is so forced, you're witnessing the greatest of all timealso>disk brakes
>>156534178W A S H E D
the tour will not be one by 1 minutes jonas bros slow and steady
Is there a link between ball cancer and cyclismo ? At least 4th case I hear of a young amateur or pro cyclist with ball cancer.
>>156534155he weighs more and has more power, that's the actual explanation, jonas is particularly skelly this year so even more of a differenceno need for your cuck fantasies
MEMCO SEETHINGAGAINHAHAHAHAHA
remco chimpin
>DOPEcar on actual technical terrain
>Remco seethingsasuga
wtf is Vingegaard doing??
>Remcorage
APOLOGIZE TO REMCO RIGHT NOW
>>156534206he still won that race
I WILL FIND A MOMENT TO BE ANGRY YOU JUST WAIT
Why would they not cooperate, I guess they all consider 3rd place as highest achievable
Remco is right fuck these weakmind captain sissies refusing to ride
What he do? Webbum
>>156534101
>>156534176You're a retard, Froome grew up in africa having to sell his dorm mates cigarettes to buy bikes and go racing. He had a late come up and was assisted by low level of dope. Why was he stronger than the likes of Porte who was a natural athlete? Because he was actually talented. Contador was clean? Nibali was clean? Quintana was actually caught btw.
>>156534226Yes. Surely this supports your position. LMAO
>>156534215Saving energy for the big attack in week 4
>>156534212why is he not working for his captain?
>erhm actually top ten is enough for me
>>156534249OH MY VIKING ROW! NOT THE SCANDINERINO RIDERINO HOLY WHOLESOMINO!!!!
Pogi would rape Armstrong and chop his balls offso would Vingegoo but boomers aint ready for that conversation
Riders should be allowed to smack, punch and kick other riders who infiltrate the chain to slow the group down.
>>156534275*his ballI think he only have one, no?
Lidl lads just doing nothing. Honestly as strong as Pog is if the slurpers behind him actually tried cooperating most of his wins wouldn't be so overwhelming.
>>156534249>disk brake stoppie*keks in 30 naanas a day*
>>156534176>doing 5.8w/kg once per year in Froome era was 'blatant doping' >skinny fat faggot doing 7.5 w/kg all year while breathing out of the nose on a team with the filthiest DSs is 'pure talent'ok bro
>>156534255if you're thinking of Strade as "technical terrain", he won it four times. what is your position here exactly?
Remco the bitch Not riding for lipoLittle piece of garbage
>>156534305You still don't understand how w/kg works.
>>156534305Lmao seethe more
>>156534291*has oneI promise I know how to write in English.
>>156534305Evolution.
>>156534300I bought a lot of Lidl Trek clothes at Lidl, it's very stylish and confortable.
>>156534317Lipo the shit can’t descent
>>156534275Conversation is not about who is doping, it's about the extent of the dope and what you're doing with it. poogacar is obnoxious. Racing all season long winning classics, scooping a bunch of stage wins, bullying other teams etc. There is no holding back. Lance had a sophisticated program for the time but stuck to the traditional tour de france style calendar and stayed in his lane. Doping isn't necessarily bad because it's widespread, but when you make every race uncompetitive and greed everything you can, that's taking it way too far.
>>156534273still seething lmao
Stop the Pog, can't stop the Pog You can't stop the Pog, can't stop the Pog
lads this is scary. Pogi doesn't give a fuck
rain
>>156534320>>156534321>>156534322triggered?
>>156534273Just kick the ball better, Giuseppe.
>>156534317Gee who could have seen this coming from the meme rider who thinks he's a yellow rider
kino rain
where the fuck did that rain come from
Let's say that I designed an "ice vest" that weighed around 20kg+ that I could put on a rider right at the top of a climb for their descent. Would that be against the rules?
>>156534329WE arent in a descent you little cubt retard
Wish it would rain here
Two fucking minutes soon lmao Throw the tour fish you're grilled
>>156534354stealing this idea
>>156534343Their problem from what I understand is they can kick the ball very well and are talented midfielders but it's just every other position that they cannot fill. Their aggressive bullying is also no longer a buff because every other team does it, and better than they did. Serie A is 2 decades behind other top european leagues.
>>156534341Lucky fucker
kek. who the hell Remco think he is
>>156534366its a long race we still have a lot of mountains ahead of us !
>>156534330>I have learned all the darkest deepest secrets of professional doping, and I didn't even have to leave my mum's basement!hahahahaha
>>156534330the other riders should just dope better then. hope he breaks that faggot cavendish's stage record asap i still hate him for 2017 tdf little bitch
>>156534342no i mean, he had a testicle removed as part of his cancer treatment
Vingegaard is cooked.
Lipobitch is a dime a dozen shitter, Remco is a multiple time world champion and x2 Olympic gold medalist thank you very much
>>156534389Top kek we were planning to be minutes behind after week one
Did anyone see Derek GEE WEST by any chance? He's on the startlist
>>156534385Based he should punch Del Toro
>>156534251shut up retard schizo you illiterate idiot clearly have no idea about high level cycling
>>156534354At this point you may as well use some ukranian drone from the next valley to get the job done. Ranges on those things are incredible. Attach a stick to the drone, fly it in as he brakes for the hairpin. No physical damage but a bike change and at least a minute of time.
>>156534398Which one came third last year again? When one was not even supported by the team?
instead of being angry and butthurt be happy that you can watch the greatest of all time. just when you think he's had his best season, he gets even better. absolutely crazy
>>156534357shut up and ride germoid
>>156534398Remco is a pure Classics shitterLipo is Geld Back by His Team Just Like Last year
>>156534410He's with fellow Giro top 5 Arensman 15+ minutes behind
Del Toro should attack. Just to see what happens
the tour is over on the 6th stage
>>156534327Damn. I gotta head to my loca Lidl to see if they have the caps at least.I'd wear that shit.
>>156534392no one takes cavendish's record seriously outside of redditors
>>156534421>>156534390>spastic mongs have nothing to say>lets just insult himKnew someone from british cycling, you'd be surprised at how young it starts. Paracetamol, ibuprofen and inhalers start young. Now it's far more sophisticated than epo or growth hormone.
son. you dont understand, when lance did it, it was good because i was a kid (40) and worshipped him.. these boys now are too greedy!
where the Tourmalet times? how much faster than Lance was Skjelmose?
>Pogi actually grimacingHe's trying to kill this Tour for sure.
>>156534426To bad they don't give you a shiny gold medal and an iridesdent jersey for a third place
it's over
>>156534426last year is last year remco also did third before
>>156534438He needs to win the triple or fuck off. Getting boring now. Actually do something great or leave the sport. I would respect him if he was shameless enough to win all three. >win tour+vuelta this year>clean sweep next year>giro+tour year afterThis would be brilliant.
>>156534438this desu
>>156534275No shit, Pogi has natural talent on top while leg weak only was the best responder
>>156534291Kek
Could be 2:30 by the finish
>>156534485>haribo tshirt
>>156534454
liporat pathethic little bitch
waar Johannessen?
Summer already over.Guess i am just gonna go back to work.
>>156534385>Paul...listen here little manUncle Remco is pretty mad today
>>156534524Well he is german after all
>>156534496the cycling boomers i am forced to speak with still think Lance is the greatest there ever was or will be, which is quite tiring
The Volta can't come soon enough
>>156534527You promised me Vacek would win the tour and now I'm very disappointed
>6th stage>TdF already decidedPogacar is so above the rest, not even funny.Like beating little kids as a grown up every time.
>>156534555Sorry man, but he blew hard. I expected him to be in Gr.3 right now
Jonas should genuinely just stop going to the tour. There is no point for him anymore. Just farm giro's and vuelta's for the next few years.
>>156534458again, your lack of knowledge means you can't distinguish baseline improvements and quantification of them from tactical and marginal gains. I insulted you because you are an obvious schizo retard
>>156534093> not watching Eurosport with based Teis commentating
>>156534385Don't touch le prodige belgian scum
>>156534525Waar status?
>>156534559he can still crash and dieor catch a virusor a knife in the neckso many chances for fishman to still make it!
>>156534559better than when <skywinslol> would rape everyone in the team time trial and then park the bus that was boring as shit
>>156534542he waseveryone was doing what he wasUAE is obviously on some mutant shitthere was never blatant domination like with this faggot
>>156534567He's just too big for this kind of riding. >>156534579So more insults without any counterpoints, you're out of your depth, got it. No need to respond now buddy. Stick to hand egg or baseball.
>>156534597And that was just a continuation of the US Postal days which were Sky, only juiced to the gills and on shittier bikes.
The gap on top of Tourmalet wasn't that big btw. Only 30 seconds
Jonas is there for the taking, but group 3 is slurping
Jonas looks like he's dying
>>156534597the only people that say the sky era was boring never watched that erait was a million times more entertaining sprint stages were actually awesome
>>156534629He's still spring fat
>>156534520>that bucketZamn, can I also buy a stick to fight off all the women?
if they just took turns Jonas would’ve been caught this is so silly
>>156534629Moral win for jonas!
>Fun fact: the banana peel is fruitful too. There are several reasons why cyclists should be consuming the banana peel as well as the banana itself. In fact, the peel is believed to be more nutritious than the pulp. Packed with even more vitamin A, potassium, fibre and antioxidants, the banana skin protects your eyes, helps your heart, improves mood and can help you lose weight.
Will they catch Jonas?
>>156534620well i was too young to see that im a SaganZoomer
>>156534610He had a more sophisticated professional system than the rest also. But he was an actual athlete off the bike too. His attitude and combative personality is absolutely incredible. He is the quintessential athlete. Now we have some skinny fat runt larping as eminem with no personality other than a nice guy persona to convince people to like him. Stark contrast to Lance.
Only thing this stage could have done was killing a couple of top5 pretenders and it didn't even do that
fish putting up a great fight staying above the best of the rest but for how long
What chainring size is Jonas using b t w? Does anybody knows?
>>156534643Completely dillusional burger
jonas is more suited to the alps in the 3rd week than the pyrenees in the first week. this is like strength upon strength for pog vs. weakness upon weakness for vingegaard
I know it’s over, though it never really began
>>156534693the one that makes you slow >>156534670isnt it bedtime yet grandpa
Why did bob roll just say pogacar won roubaix
>>156534659My first to watch was 2002. I'm surprised I still watch them given how fucking boring the Tour routes were then.13 pancake flat stage, then 7 mountain stages and one TT
Berts, I don't think this dopage slurping sport is for me anymoreI am going back to Bolo Palma, the OG /cyc/ sport
The atmosphere on the Bora bus must be great
>>156534706Ah yes the famous alps specialist who implodes in every other mountain
>>156534629Vingegaard looks good on sharp gradients, problem is Pog can now just follow his wheel and sprint to win stages.
couldn't find Bert making his group ride feel uncomfortable but I found this instead
>>156534710https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6o1SEj02t0
>>156534710yeah Pogacar had this for a while
>>156534711Thought so :)
glad i stayed up all night to watch history, thanks pogi
Pog wins
it's over isn't it
Pog looks like he's faking tiredness tbqh
Turkey spotted
2 captains strategy is such a meme.None of these guys in g3 are actually doing anything.
Bow cringe
Pogacar wins!Moral victory for Vingegaard, who gets to avoid all the press conferences and interviews & having to control the race that comes with the yellow jersey
good thing it finished on a mickey mouse climb or Jonas would have lost 3+
>Pogacar combative rider of the day
>>156534670All the doping protocols were developed years prior by EuropeansThey all did the same shitArmstrong was beating professional Triathletes in triathlons when he was 14 years oldhe's a complete genetic freak
>>156534773They're all fighting for 3rd. Who can blame them. Surprised they didn't lose more time honestly.
DER STIER should attack Vingefraud from the group behind
Another stage win secured for when the mutant gets busted.
kek, Remco kwabbed by Toro
>looooooooong waaaaaaaay to paris
REMCOVER
HAHAHA MEMECO ISN'T EVEN THE SECOND BEST UAE RIDER
vingegaard body language looking like he's given up there
>>156534802He got completely annihilated by LeMond until 1991 when he got on EPO and subsequently demolished LeMond back.All while having a VO2max of around 75 while LeMond's was in the 90s.He wasn't a genetic freak, he just had no proper competition when he was younger.
del dopo disgusting slurper
>>1565344652003 Ullrich-Armstrong-Zubeldia-Mayo 47:362006: Skeljmose 44:45
>>156534848He didn't even pedal into the finish he just cruised
>>156534802Yes, and once he stripped off his muscle he was able to compete despite not being a typical GC rider. He's an incredible athlete. People also forget he won the worlds before cancer. At 21 too, which actually meant something back then.
MILF SPOTTED TRINE WILL SEETHE
crazy that 2 goats of their sports are active at the same time
PAS NORMAL
top 10
>>156534863Lance era really were such jobbers. The peloton filler back then must have been weaker than some Berts
>>156534877unc has been bouncing and spinning and doing tricks on it for an hour straight
>2:40Hautacam last year was a big disappointment when he lost 2 minutes. Don't really give a fuck about it this year but that is an absurd time gap.
Good day for Bernal
>>156534848Trine will tell him hes a loser and she shlicks her flick to Pog
these jobbers kek
Col du Tourmalet (17,00km; 7,46%; 1268m)43'12min23,61km/h1761 VAM6,39ᵉw/kgNot full effort from Pogacar, a measured effort!That's why all the rest lost even more time on the last shallow climb.
>>1565349082:08 of that was created on the descent and the final climb.
>>156534849what the fuck are you talking about?Armstrong wasnt even pro in 1991
Jonas might kill himself damn this interview is rough
>>156534908Fishguard will lose the tour by double digitsWashed
Jonas just needs some chinese peptides
>>156534894Not even close to 7 W/kg, measured effort.
I enjoyed today's stage
all these losers saved their legs so they could lose the sprint
Tom "i will try for GC one more time" pidcock> 8:30
Gianetti looks like an honest man
Danebros you have kept Sanne Jakobsen a secret from us
pog still has no veins he could get even better kek
Tadej telling del toro he went to fast lmao
tick tock Cav
>>156534847Del Torro is the only guy with Kuss that doesn’t need to ride unlike Liporat
>>156534975Reminds of his 2024 WC win.
>>156534978i cant wait
>>156534972maybe the others could get better by putting on some weight
>>156534615>He's just too big for this kind of riding.Yup. Perhaps he should focus on one day classics along with Sexass
>>156534895GC
>>156534932I know, talking more about the general state of the race. Almost 3 minutes lead already and it's stage 6. It is absurd. Tours are won by much less in the past 2 decades. Last year was only 4:30. '22 was 2:40 overall. Most in the 2010s were under 2 minutes. Absolutely wild the state of the tour these days.
>TADEJ POGACAR SETS A NEW CLIMBING RECORD ON COL DU TOURMALET (17 km@7,4%): 43 MIN 12 SEC. He pulverized his time and Vingegaard's from the 2023 Tour by 2 minutes and 20 sec! THERMONUCLEAR!KEK
>>156535006surely the focus for UAE has to be the podium for del Toro now
Remsisters what's the plan for mtf stages
pogi is literally inevitable :)
>>156535023suckerpunch Lipowitz
>>156533813Maybe I was too conservative with my prediction
Vacek 11 minutes behind. Take note, Macedonian friend.
>>156535012they do heat training now sweaty
>>156535012Who gives a shit about old shitter times?You should only care about the W/kg.He only did about 6.3 to 6.4 W/kg.If it were the finish, he could have, should have done 6.9 W/kg.
>>156535044he unironically could win this Tour (if he wasn't 11 minutes behind)
>>156535030Face of a man who knows his tour de france career is over. Will be shocked if he's dragged to the tour again next yera. Should DNF and focus on the vuelta. No point in coming second in this manner again.
>>156535023We pray
>>156535030That he just rolled through shows he accepted 2nd place.
hes already being called the greatest of all time ever by the tnt peoplehow much more greatester can he become
>>156534949*Tadej's stage
>>156535072That loser has given up the tour alreadyWhat a mental midget
chugging my sour cherry juice in celebration
"I'm trying to breathe stupid slav"
>>156535072Weakmind not pedaling to the line
>he just keeps rambling
>>156535072Kek, even Macron knows
>>156535072Macron wondering if he can cancel the rest of the tour
Lmao pogi such a bullshitter saying torsten could have kept the jersey if he didn't crash
>>156535023Just do our best to hang on and ride our own tempo. We survived the tourmalet today, our "hope" is that seixas won't be able to do the 3 weeks due to his inexperience, and that vingegaard sags in the final week because he rode the giroIt's not Remcover yet. Del Toro will be dangerous though
>>156535138Hope? Fucking delusion
>>156535120>>156535126mexican escapes mexican woman nagging to be nagged by a slav
>>156535120>>156535126someone get him a phone so he can call Urška
>>156535126
>>156535126Ridiculously fresh after that exploit. WADA should cut the crap. Lock him up. If they don't have physical evidence then this is damning enough. Torture the confession out of him.
The fight is not over yet.
>>156535135Macron getting fed up with it is not a good sign for them.
>>156535167unc go to bed they aren;t reinstating lance's wins no matter how much you hate pogi
>>156535072hey Jomboy lipread this
>>156535197"hon hon now to go home and get raped by my 70 year old man 'wife'"
>>156535072>he believed the sexass hype
>>156535189Whether or not the title is 'official' clearly means nothing anymore, even if it did before. Anyway Lance was stripped because of political reasons and an FBI agents lust over him because it'd boost his career. He won 7 tours and he knows it. I'm happy to see he's content with the situation and is doing well for himself.
>>156535230if he's so content why does he still seethe on a podcast every day about itand why are you so gay for him lmao
If we explode, they explode
>>156535309Iran should wipe out those fucking corrupt small oil kingdoms aka UAE.
>>156535253His contempt toward the UCI? Jeez I wonder why. Probably one of the scummiest governing bodies in sports. Not only that, they're fucking useless and innovative. A genuine hindrance to the sport. But rich swiss bureaucrats am I right?? He's an actual athlete unlike these boring uncharismatic twinks we see today in most sports. How can you not like that. If you dislike him based on him being a big meanie or a 'fraud' then I'm sure you're content with the utter shit show that is the modern world. Men like Lance are what held it all together.
unc took his extra schizo juice today
>>156535030His hope and optimism: gone
>Traen +29:55
Vingegaard did not improve, instead of getting closer to Pogacar I think there is a good chance he is not getting his usual 2nd place this Tour.
>LONG WAY TO PARIS>TOUR IS STILL YOUNG>JUST A FEW BAD DAYS NOTHING SPECIAL>ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN>WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW>TOMORROW'S A NEW DAY>YOU NEVER KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN>STILL A LONG WAY TO PARIS PAL>ALL DAYS CAN'T BE GOOD DAYS, YOU KNOW? >WE'RE ONLY IN THE FIRST WEEK>LOTS MORE TOUR DE FRANCE TO GO>YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN>TEAM HAS PLANS FOR THE NEXT STAGES>TOMORROW IS A DIFFERENT DAY>PARIS IS STILL FAR AWAY >WELL, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
>>156535447he’ll easily get second the way the competition rides
>>156535447wdym he is clearly the best of the rest.
>>156535030jonas losing 2 kg is not good for his endurance in hot conditions. he's losing mostly fluid not fat, reducing the buffer he has on these intense sweating days. tdf climbs are not steep enough to justify weight loss maxxing strategy.
>>156535030Fish status: filleted, breaded, fried, consumed
Looks like I won't be watching any more stages other than Paris kino
>>156535030that cracking before the line is brutal
>>156535030If I were him I'd just dns tomorrow and fuck off forever from the tour
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