Preem: >>156560650News:
this one is better
vastly superior
immeasurably
>>156572814I'm bumping this one for after the zesty thread dies.Samsara gooby is life.
>>156573757i feel the same way
>>156573757>>156575527quite passionately
Finland is my friend and when we team up the chances at Sacafice spell disaster for you
I want to believe the goobs can do it, but Max will flatten him with his micro peen rage
Esoteric Goobyism
Imagine punting that litte runt mikey musumeci across the octagon
>>156576345it's gone be good my homie
>>156576647Punting? You mean violently buttfucking?
finally a good thread
this will doo
Gooby wins by twerk-induced sleemage
Literally what the fuck is this weigh in show. I never watch this. A bunch of grown ups playing tik tok games and rambling about ice cream. The fuck outta here
sanko and dc are the new shaq and chuck
Post the gooby tatYeah that one
talmbout pawg milfs?
Sanko titmeat btw
>>156577095>>156577107would
People don't actually think gooby has a chance do they? he is not topuria, he's got a long of ring rust, almost 38 years old, doesn't have the cardio to go past 2 or 3 rounds. It's a mismatch. Can't decide whether holloway stopping him or somehow him making it to a decision.
>>156576865I'd like to give an interview from the trenches as I fight with my Finnish brothers and when journos come and ask me why I'm there I will smile and put my hand on their face and say>HAILING FROM DUNKIN DOUNUTS, FROM THE GREAT STATE OF OBESITY!and pull them in and rape them while the camera records the screams from a fallen floor position
>>156577134daddest plan will take a dive
The greatest athlete in the history of the universe? Born in June.July trannies lost
Where did all the ankalaev fans go? Were they all pereira haters?
I've sucked on those btw
>>156577178brazza cazzies have no fans except for Kvassib and Slamdaddy
>>156577174Wow just like me.
>>156577134the ufc desperately needs star power bad since illia lost. Max is putting conor over.
>>156577174>greatest>would be a hobo if he didn't get growth hormone therapyLiterally the original tranny
winterchads the summersissies are getting cocky
>>156577174jon jones (julyGOD) could kill this midge (and any other human that has ever lived) a million different ways with his bare hands
>>156566822just bet my last $30 on mcgregor to win by KO/TKO what can i expect?
>>156577174Sorry b but here we understand Bones is the GOATSame birthday as me btw, July 19th gawds are unstoppable in these streets
>summersissies
>>156566822Fuck Conor
drink dat down ta da label
>>156577207why would holloway take a dive when he can beat mcgregor and be next in line for a title shot against gaethje?
>>156577337speak softer
God bless Conor McGregor. Thank you for drawing the house.
the question is, if mcgregor wins, will he be raping more or less women than if he loses? let's think real hard about mcgregor's character here
>>156577174>pissi cuckitini riggitinimogged by R9 and ronaldinho (and suiiiiii)
>>156577281to lose your money what else? should have put that 30 on spain winning in the 90 minutes.
Laura Sanko's big boobies in my face
2012 miesha tate's butthole opening and descending on my face like the alien gun on independence day
>>156577410This but my face instead of yours
>>156577359conor is a bigger drawl
>>156577431Your face in his face? You gay b?
conor mcgregor is a dead man. but max holloway is a dead boy
>gets on 10 flavours of gigaroids during his break>simply decides he doesn't want to cut weight >tells a featherweight to come up 25lbs to fight him>of COURSE he does it for the red panty nightthe champ does whatever the fuck he wants. he could tell joshua van to see him at middleweight and he would. yewl do as your told yeh
It's about mentality and that, that's why Conor will heem. We're about to witness the start of a legendary title run boys
>>156577431This but my boobies instead of Sanko's
Conor's either gonna win or lose. Screencap this. Hold me accountable.
McPiggy needed a 5 year prolapse after Dusdaddy went beast mode on he bacon bussy
>>156577608screencapping for when there's a first round heem pokey no contest
goobs vs hollowaygoobs vs islamthen, after those are done with, the final boss. goobs.gaethje.185.
Who looks the weakest? goobsWho looks to be the least prepared? goobsWho looks to be the most likely to lose? goobsAnd that's why Conor will win. Appear weak when you're strong. Sante Zu, art of war
>>156577653You forget the karmic scales are offset on account of his big cock. He's got a lot to pay for I fear
>>156577653vérité nucléaire
>>156577674You really think his cock is that big? Art of war. THINK! THINK!
gooby isa grower
Benoit sticks his meng in THIS?!
is max allowed to wear his life vest during the fight
max was pillowfisted at 145. at 170 his punches might genuinely heal gooby like some kind of massage therapy
>>156577741the uglier the wife, the stronger the fighter or something like that
>>156577741tall man faced wives are the ultimate redpill. Do you want your offspring to be twink manlets?
>>156577741skullmogs him. helen yee better watch out
>>156577741French women used to be gooned over constantly in boomer media
>>156566822need some honest opinions. friend of mine wants to split a large bet on the macgregor-holloway fight. he thinks conor will win, that his power will be a problem for holloway. the odds are attractive. but i'm worried conor is going to gas out like he did against poirier because he's not going to be able to finish max quick and then get picked apart.
the underwhelming career of nikita crybaby krylov ends unceremoniously tomorrow at the hands of a washed middleweight. what did we think of it
>>156577757YOU'LL HEAL ME AN GET NO EXP YA LIL TING YE BAPBAPBAPBAP
>>156577741>>156577799We fell for an AI or some shit.She doesn't look half this mannish in literally every pic on google.
Poor poor Minimal Hollogay.....xhe os gonna get raped
>>156577900this doesn't bode well
>>156577900mirin goob's lats. He looks jacked
>>156577757fool. he was pillow fisted at 145, discovered the heeming at 155, at 170 he will have the dim mak
>>156577900max is like a foot taller look at the background as reference
ya wife is ya husband
max looks ready for the firing squad
Gooby will grapple
connor is such a faggot if he wrestles
You're doubting me? You're doubting Sneed, after all we've been through and you're doubting me?!
>>156578227Jon Jones loves psychopath homosexuals like himself
>>156577900They had to zoom in on conor cause he low key looks like shit his pecs are fully deflated
Going to be very enjoyable watching Gable Stevenson eventually get gigazeemed but it's not going to be "Snack Panther" tomorrow. Will need to wait until he faces a Percic or Acosta level heavyweight
>>156578322or maybe because he's half a head shorter than max
>>156566822I hope map pedoway gets KO’d
>>156578336Word on the street is gable doesnt like to be hit so we shall see what happens when he actually does
>>1565783462 inches b
Im afraid, its tawlf b
>>156578363His Nickal vs RDR moment is coming but they're going to let him crush a few cans first
Imagine hasbulla travelling to Indonesia, Malaysia or any other SEAnigger country and encountering a sadistic jungle-chink with a penchant for creating "trillion-pity" baby macaque torture videos for rich western clients. The sweaty slope would instantly think the demonic little "human" was actually a baby monkey, and he would capture him and chuck him in a bamboo cage with the rest of the hooting infant primates. The slope would take him to his jungle hut or apartment and proceed to conduct horrific experiments on him. Of course, the gook at first will attempt to "milk-deny" the midget, and habibula, deprived of any nutrients, proceeds to hoot and scream even louder than his ill-fated macaque brethren. The Charlie then grabs a random monkey and proceeds to bottle-feed it, quacking in unintelligible gookspeak and laughing whilst hezbollah watches in horror, rocking back-and-forth and crying to himself. The mental torture eventually becomes dissatisfying for the brown chink though, and he starts the usual tortures of dick-snipping, boiling-water splashing and bamboo-beating on his tiny victims, including harambe himself. Eventually he stops the screaming and just accepts his fate as a plaything for the sadistic pleasure of this man, until one day the squinty-eyed psycho brings in a few more bamboo cages in his abode -cages containing the rest of hoboba accursed midget family. Habananna bursts in a fresh fit of tears, hooting, pleading and squeeling as the colossal 5'2" giant-of-a-gook pulls out a drill.
>>156578363Which street b
Give me one good reason why I should post in an Mexico OP /heem/
actually had to stop reading that copypasta. it was horrific
Can you guys feel it? Gooby is back
>>156578438>colossal 5'2" giant-of-a-gook
I'm not reading all that shit
just remembered robert whittaker is on the prelims of this card what the fuck mate
gooby will wrestlefuck max, then get tired and get ko'd
jonny bones jones raped yt girls and yt boys, why does he hate white folks so much
was gane vs jones a work? looking back now wtf was that fight even
>>156578799Who knows man
crippled ass fat jones staggers towards gane in a prolapsed manner then grabs a guillotine and gane just sort of lets it all happen
>>156578799That's just how good Jon Jones is
>>156578618Hey man, hope yuor doing well. Always good to see uou.
>>156578438
Muh muh muh muh muh shut yoor mouth ye
>>156578622We call them pink piggies here
Dubs get and gooby will win
Nina never dressed up so well as she did for Conor. Arman crying in some corner rn
jonessiganeadonadcnaldo 9gsplétomotelli
>>156578875thanks dawg, you a peach
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>156579097Piggy.
Singles get and max will lose in spectacular fashion
I’ll box your jaw in ye
>>156579097Wassup big dog? You tryna start something?
Yeah I’m an oinked piglet
My asshole is engaging in combat with a turd and it's 3-1 going into the fifth
>>156579254what's his name
>>156577900Look at how much bigger the SuperFile logo is. This is more accurate.Still getting mogged, but less so.
>>156579304Derrick P. Lewis
Will Jon keep the fat guy physique or will he eventually slim down again?
>>156579254When I produce giant logs of turd I sit on the toilet for 30 minutes because I keep sucking back the turd just to release 80% of it again and I repeat that process until I'm sore.
back in my day we used to call it a schaub
>>156579505Lmao calling poop schaubs is so funny because schaub is poopy and that's funny because uhh
>>156579505Never heard of him
Schaubbing the Till lads
>>156579505And when is that 1996? Hahaha
>>156579444Try it with a BBC
Man Gooby looks old and gay time flies
tomming the aspinall
If you're in your 30s and still posting here you seriously need to take a good long look at what you're doing with your life.
Back in my day we used to gang rape 6'7 dudes in the summer
If this was at lightweight I would go into extreme debt with loansharks putting the house on max but souped-up goobs at welterweight I have no idea
>>156579711care to extrapolate?
>>156579200N-no....
>>156579729Nah youd find another excuse
>>156579710Clozapig is 57 I’m afraid
>>156579775So there was this one time back in the sweltering summer of 92
Back in my day we used to take shitposting seriously and we actually posted shit. 30 something year old younglings are too soft nowadays.
>>156579710Waht If im doing ok in life b
https://m.soundcloud.com/joe-dunn-new/joe-dunn-ding-dong-of-a-ting-free-download
>>156579849good heavens you don't mean...
>OOOOOOOOOH GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE>head pops out immediately
Imagine being taller than 5'7. that's freak shit.
If you could, would you rather add 2 inches to your height or to your reach?
>>156579823You're afraid of clozzy? Unless you're a meat lovers pizza you should be safe.
I am...NOT SCARED
SoundCloud is so much better than Spotify
>>156580157I'm a heemer but not a fighter so I'll take the height boost
>>156580157Reach is op. I would add it to my reach and live a happy life with an above average 6 incher.
>>156579900>Doing well in life>Wastes his Friday posting on 4chanEven worse than just being a normal unemployed loser. No offense, if you wanted my honest opinion.
i'd rather remove 2 inches from my height and reach just to make me hustle harder just to make the uphill steeper but maybe you guys aren't real ones like me
>>156580157Is there a option to put it an other place
>>156580254*your neck gets 2 inches longer'you welcome, bitch'
>>156580276Im on an work break, it lunchtime
>>156580442I don't really give a fuck.
>>156580505
Scarface soundtrack is literally nothing but straight bangers
>>156577741honestly? respect.
>>156580558
>>156580442But Your work from home as a microsoft Hotline assistant
>>156580602do you live in a cave or how did this only reach your buckfast drenched synapses in 2026
>>156580654Does he really?
Heeminder that Conor is a rapist
>Kevin S. Nash >Sean T. Strickland >Jerome Holloway >Karen Grasso >Kevin Swanson >Andrew Dober >Anthony SmiTH>Charles Liddell >David Abbott >Quinton Jackson >Robert Lawler >Nicholas Diaz >Jay Dee Penn >Khabib Schicklgruber
I will be betting on Conor. You may remember me from such bets as Fiziev, Bryce and Justin.
>>156581064where is tom retardsson
>>156580932Yes his cousin sukdeep rajapest is a regional manager at Microsoft Canada and he got him that cozy job.
Gambling is degenerate. If you admit it publicly, you might as well be exposing yourself as a drug user.
>>156581093thawlts on jons fabarge gable stevenson, the no love fight and any other upsets?
I suck cock for meth as a living.
>>156581178Man some people have all the luck.
this nigga seething
You guys got me going fuck it I bet 20 quid for a mcgregor finishThe mac is back baby we are so back.
>>156581412Kys fatty
>>156581297I need to see weigh ins for Cody. I don't think there's money to be made on Gable. Just looking now over 1.5 is +450 which I might put $2 on. Yes, $2 as in 200 cents.
I bet on Justin. To lose.
>>156581692i'm thinking of a cheeky 100 eurocent parlay play myself
>>156581835
There was a time when 2 pennies got your penis sucked. Yesterday I paid 2.50 for a plain baguette. Unacceptable.
Sports betting is effectively tax for being retarded.
>>156581965just tell them you aren't in town for long and own a successful business they do it for free at least guys
>>156581993All gambling is. Scratch cards/lotteries too
>>156581993So?
>>156581993That's lottery. Sport betting is high iq but you gotta stack it with alcoholism and chain smoking to make it work.
>>156579710i'm 29 and I basically have no future so it's ok
>>156580323i imagine a paki like you would want to add those inches to another area
>>156581993okay fag I'll keep nickle and diming bookies
>>1565801572 inches to my dick hell add 5 inches
>>15657971033chads ww@?
>>156579710phew barely made it>>156582143same
>>156582111>>156582124you are legit retarded if you don't play 1 super lottery ticket when the pot is like 90 million sure the odds are miniscule but it's 2 euros they're non zero and this only happens a few times a year
>>156582111Nah scratch offs are good wholesome fun b
>>156579710>in my 40s
>>156582478Time to die grandpa
>>156582399Those $2 could have paid your kids college or bought his first car b imagine the future you could have if you invested those $2
>>156582478the GOAT got the moves
>>156581155
>>156582078Tried it once and I got maced
“He started to get this fixation on gold. He started to believe that gold was some gatekept mineral by the higher-ups that basically gives you special powers if you ingest it…”“A few weeks later he started the experiment, he was injecting gold… He was just crazy. He was covered in discoloration from gold poisoning… He ended up covered in his own blood, running around his neighborhood screaming, and then the police where called, and then the police chased him down, he ran into the lake, tried to escape, and we know what happened. Rest in Peace”
>>156582399>he doesn't put $2 into compound interest every yearngmi b
>>156582580I would have invested those 2$ turned it into 4$ bought a tall boy of natural ice and then punched out a mexican in a dispute over my 10$ dan henderson t-shirt
>>156582580you can't even buy a mini pack of smokes for 2 euro anymore tbch i don't think you can get much more than noodles for 2 euros god it sucks here so much now
>>156582781what the fuck is up with these looksmaxxing freaks and thailand?
>>156582781what tren and minoxidil does to a nigga
>>156583001Must be lax on drug laws
>the police where called
>>156582781That's somewhat similar to what happened to my friend Eli from middle school.
not going to sugarcoat it eli sounds like a helwani name
>>156582781always had a thing for gold
>>156583001You can live in a luxury condo for 6 months if you got like 2k in the pocket and the place is filled with rich boomer tourists paying handsomely for gay4pay action
>where
>>>/fit/77382468
brb booking a trip to thailand rn
>>156583449your flag was missing for about six months now you mention it
he's talking about his penis
>>156583594Guilty as charged.Ufc fell off as a product. I needed some mac action to revitalise my fanboyism.
The thais just watched him drown while chattering to each other https://youtu.be/ZNqw9pM0_W0
>>156583549small guys can just get super close and pressure constantly, nullifying the reach advantage.Mighty Mouse did this
Bitches be like "Y R U so rich?" and I be like "Cheeky 5er on Gabriella Fernandes submitting Wang Cong" and bitches be like "OMG that's so fucking hot. Please pee in my vagina." Yeah it do be like that.
>>156583001you can live the andrew tate dan bilzerian lifestyle with a fraction of the money
>>156583549Whacchu doing over there boy? Fit is flaming homo board.
>>156583816it still is ass but there's some exciting stuff happening
>>156583903>small guys can just get super close and pressure constantly, nullifying the reach advantageSo your mom told about me ehh
>>156580932No I clean an bathroom at an restaurant/nightculb
Chael wants to try gooby's meat
power slap tonight
>>156584568Fuuuck yes!!!
Bro I fucking god damn love watching these retards slap the dogshit out of each other lmfao, Dana is a king for this shit
ufc 6 should let you eyepoke fence grab etc its part of the sport
>>156583937i got u lil bro, the others might not get it but I do. Keep on earnin'
>>156583449good god.
>>156584767You should have an option to play as herb dean and you can choose early stoppage, late stoppage, or hesitate and bounce in and out between the fighters a little bit
Who is this nigga who injected gold and drowned you talmbout?
>>156584966an avatar of /box/
press down on the d pad to complain about extended fingers
slapping my balls today call me power slap
>me bloody eye mate
Certain characters like Omalley can press X button after a knockdown to force a walk off stoppage.
>>156579710Own my own house (outright), made all my money and never have to work again. Nice house in a nice part of Scotland with a small farm plot attached, wife, trying for a child, dog, chickens, veg, 36 years old. You think you're just going to stop? You're here forever.
i clicked on a ufc 6 video on youtube and this black guy playing the game has his smoke detector beeping in the background
Backflipping off the cage is a quicktime event but with extra inputs for Gaethje.
>walk into /heem/ likeand yew'll dew nuttin yehy'lil ticky'RHATfewl of a ting yeh
them louisiana boys don't mess around
>a nice part of Scotlandpull the other one, "mate"
you aren't welcome here unless you donate at least 51% of your income directly to dana white
>>156585224Sounds pretty nice. But are you within God's Light?
>>156585302Just imagine what if max leaned in to kiss him how crazy that would have been just lol
Them Louisiana boys aint shit
>>156585475imagine if max pulled his pants down and he was wearing a little cock cage then he got down on his knees and started blowing conor
luisiana boys say the n word
>>156585452Excellent point anon, all those accomplishments mean NOTHING unless you are also living your life according to the will of our Lord.
>>156585224I don't understand this logic. Posting on 4chan is not very different from posting on any other social media. It just depends on what you're putting into the world. There are trolls and mentally ill freaks in all corners of the internet. If you try to add quality to the 4chan or /heem/ community, then it's all good.
Drake has bet on McGoober. It is over for him. Bet on Holloway!
>>156585638
>>156584568>Wsleem Main Event Nice
>>156585584You don't have to imagine it for long because that's more or less is exactly what's gonna happen to max on satarday night
>>156585718I don't care what you think. You're one of the loneliest and most dishonest and bitter dudes that have ever been on /heem/. Your judgment means diddly squat to a godly man.
>>156585880i strongly doubt you're even baptised much less confirmed
>>156585880Bodied that doofus
Has anyone considered the possibility that Dee is a dominatrix and Conor is her sissy bottom bitch and that's why she doesn't care when he fucks women? Food for thought.
me on the leftyou on the right
hope mcgregor wins in spectacular fashion for the sole purpose of making redditors angry. don't know a single detail about that rape case but I guarantee it's the same as tyson's
trusted a fart and shit myself again
>>156586088Russell was on Pierce's program, nipples exposed. Very disrespectful.
>>156586201has his nose always been so bulbous? he's a good looking fella but almost cartoonishly Irish
>>156586201that happened to me one dark morning about 10 years ago when i was waking up
>>156586302sniffing beak enlarges your nasal capacity
>>156585638Sorry, meant for >>156579710
>>156586113Muslims get real 5th wave feminists when conor's name is mentioned on reddit.'did you know that he is a rapist pos???'Yeah and idc.
It's gonna be bad mcgregga
>>156586398oh i apologize for calling you martin then b context is king
if conor wins tomorrow it's only because ilia weakened max's chin for him
>>156586564What if Conor weakened it for Ilia?
>>156586409Now that I'm thinking about it's probably just brown people performatively clutching pearls about shit like that and if you ever brought up grooming gangs they'd start saying shit like "Uh that actually hasn't been proven."
>>156586201gotta cut it out with all the sodomy b
>>156586647yes obviously
>>156585224Sounds nice b, congarts
>>156586631what if dustin weakened it for conor?
>>156585452What do you mean exactly?
>>156586745Thats fucking crazy man.
>>156586797Are you a man of God? Do you feel a greater power within and above the universe? Do you love your family dearly? Do you deal with your fellow man honestly and fairly? Do you reap the sweet fruit sown by your respectable toil?May goodness cleanse you day in and day out.
gaethje would've lost had thug nasty not worn ilia down to 1hp
I look like a fat retarded ugly version of Bryce Mitchell.
>>156586797he's not even fucking baptised don't waste your time, "mate"
>>156587107A multitude are positing this as the state of affairs
>>156587230Factual post.
>>156587319i agree firmly
Fighter heemed : Max Holloway
I just wish I was born in Alabama named cleetus or something.
tuff pic
I will set your bodycount at 300 for a mere 100 bucks. Dm for details.
>>156587091I would say yes or striving to be yes
>>156587594don't churches do this for free. born again christian and stuff
>>156587594lmao such a classic con
>>156587798Good, anon. God bless you and your family. May you know good health, moral prosperity, and providence. May your children look up to you as their hero and carry your shining legacy forward.Enjoy the heems this weekend.
>>156587594Is this what Cassie Brookes did and why she always says she's never kissed a boy?
>>15658620138 years young!
>>156578984why? cause of izzy?
>>156579097umm.. you’re chinese
Please make the next thread Ted kazynsky themed.
>>156588764ted kwabzibki was a tranny freak
>>156589158Caitlyn jenner themed then. We should show them boxfags who is boss.
Kyoji-san's a lucky man :)
>>156588301Hes just a boy...
>>156591026damn is that a young leon kennedy from the resident evil series?
>>156585638the under 30 crowd is very insecure about hitting that marker so they're projecting
>>156591329Okay boomer.
Fuuck I'm like uncle Rico from napoleon dynamite.
Im 35. Im a mature old. A young mature
>>156590798damn that's prime A1 gook pussy.but who's the skirt?
>>156591244the same!
>>156586201Hoenstly? Respect
>>156591523You matured fast but at the same time you're still slow.
>>156591602Who let this teenager be a police officer?
maybe this should be the final heem thread
>>156590798blud is getting his ass rimmed and pegged while gagballed yjk
>>156591956Nah, fuck that
>>156591966imagine how mentally ill you have to be for this thought to even occur
I’m tired.Not in a spiritual, animic kinda way. Just sleepy.
>>156592103Imagine how new you have to be for something so milk toast to shock your sensibilities
Conor had a good run but on the latest media appearances he looks like a wounded gazelle.... Prey not predator... Insecure body language..... Getting physical with Max in a desperate bid to assert himself.... Singing a horrific rendition of wonderwall...... I'm holding out for our boy but I fear this might end in a first round embarrassment........... Sorry conor....... Shoulda stuck to peddling whisky..........
>>156592361Fuck you pedophile
>>156592430But enough about you........
>>156592430We don't sign our posts here
>>156592430Turn on your monitor.
>>156591956We're only in the midseason cliff hanger
Redditgregor refused to share a drink of Proper 12 with Max at the PC.
Embarrassed to say I watched most of the weigh-in show. It was fucking horrendous.
>>156592342it's not good that you're so far gone and "old" that this shit is normal for you
conoid looking old and frail dont fool yourself goy
>>156592656I got second hand embarrassment just from reading your post. Do better.
Dana said this is the biggest card of all time LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
>>156592669I don't know a single slant eye that doesn't like getting tied up and beaten with bamboo sticks
Conor looks like a man's man.
conor looks like the goyest of goys
conors penis
dead threaddead sport
Tomald bros...The hairline is leaving us
why is gable getting shit for raping girls but not goob
>>156593065content of their character
reminder that we have sleem tonight
>>156593114Dempster bros where we at?
Hereby I claim Heem as the new home of curling. It's over for you mma fags. You virtually homeless now.
>>156593196when I heem you the thing curling will be your toes
>>156593196that checks out because the leafs are the most disgusting posters here just like they are in that sport
>>156593060He already drilled 32 studs into his skull for his fake chiclet teeth, you think he won't heem the norwood reaper in Turkey? Nothing to worry about, Aspinalads
will /heem/ ever get over their aspinall derangement syndrome? he's not even an mma fighter anymore.
I thought Bisping would go down as the worst UFC champion in history, but Aspinall truly is the GOAT
>>156593339lmao did he really get all his teeth replaced? What kind of a crackhead do you need to be to get to that point?I'm only missing one tooth when I heemed my bike into a car.Also couldn't they have fixed his overbite?
Raped bitch.
>>156593505Reddit Rob is even worse.
bobert is and will always be my boy and no mexiCANT will ever change that
>>156593512his teeth weren't even bad (for a brit)
>>156593650but I mean fucking why? Couldn't he have saved the live ones and just out veneers on them?
>>156593624Hey man, respect for sticking to your guns.
>>156593624hello, based department?
Im not going to take screenshots, I'm not even going to say I told you so. I'm just going to watch Bobby Knuckles finish Nikita Krylov in the champ rounds then post this image with no context. You'll know, because we'll all know.
/heem/, I have a chance to fuck a cute 6/10 latina who has potential to be 8/10. she's got a coool personality and probably won't try to nikita hand me. should I go for it?this is MMA related because having sex increases your testosterone levels, which improves fighting performance
>>156593273one count of violent threats. highly illegal AND against the rules of neoHeem curling general. see yourself out.>>156593289disrespectful language, against the rules of neoHeem curling general. consider this your first and last warning.for the rest of you: please keep the discussion curling related, thank you.
>>156593702Just wait until you learn about Tom Jr
>>156593862Fuck her, but know that there is no way in Hell than a latina goes from a 6/10 to an 8/10. That scale only moves one direction.
156593906Who da fook is that guy? Who da FOOK is that?
>>156594015counterpoint: that chick who plays friday in addams family
>>156587829I think the forest shamans do the reset without any talk of salvation or sins or avoiding more premarital sex.
If you think about it, Justin Gaethje and Michael Johnson are a little like Bubba Blue and Forest Gump.
>>156593976His eye? WONKEDHis career? OVERHis son? NON-VERBAL
there's mma and there's fighting...
This is fighting
WE'RE GOING TO WAR WITH CHINA BOYS GET YOUR BOOTS READY YEEEEHAAAAAAW!!!!!!!!
I'm from the futureConor wins via submission in 3rd roundThank me later
>>156594259so this is how powerslap started
>>156594346You're telling me Slovakia still exists in the future?
*NSFL CONTENT WARNING*career ending curling injury from last week's derby. good night sweet prince. curling will never be the same without you.
>>156594398The ice is a cruel mistress...
scrap like a man bitch
Cody by any + Gable/Ellison over 1.5 is +2100
while i was in prison ciryl gane taught me how to make 50 gram protein ramen. that shit kept me alive.
>>156577207
>>156594705interesting. please tell us more about the ingredients.
>>156594791its ramen but you eat enough of it until it adds up to 50g of protein
>>156594791cheesy beans and tuna lad
JOE ROGAN IS JEWISH
>>156594889I don’t think so
every muscle must be tight
>>156594259bitch was asking for it
>>156595058lmao wtf his form and range of motion are beyond awful, and I don't even lift anymore
>>156595241I thought you still were lifting heavy cocks into your mouth daily
JANNY ARE YOU OK
This is what total organization looks like.
>>156595276>HE CAN'T LOVINGLY CARESS ME!!!>HERB SAVE ME!!!
bro didnt even mess up his hair
>>156595322NOBODY does that to Cerrone.
>>156595339I did it when we sparred.
>>156595349damn did he call you a nigger or something
>>156577174people born in the summer.... yuck
Just saw Cody's weigh in. I will be placing a $5 bet on No Love.
I think we all owe an apology to Big Tom
I think we all owe an apology to michael chandler
I think we are all owed paizuri from laura sanko
The double apologizes, TO ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY
i think we all owe an apology to KANG green
I want to fuck Gable Steveson
i think we all owe an apology to brendan schaub
>>156595500this but unironigully
hello i am indian
Think about all the money you wasted on fast food last week. You could have gambled that money.
>>156595410good eye kid
Cody "Smiles, Hugs, Aperitifs and Good Company" Garbrandt
>>156595523can you die please!
>>156595523im so sorry that's horrible
>>156595523hey how are ya hey how are ya hey how are ya
this general fucking sucks now what happened
>>156595649when was it ever good
>>156595649you did
>>156595665it was good like last year when i used it more activelyit was also good during the poirier niggasaga but now it sucks
fuck spain i hate spain
Probably gonna buy some weed before watching power slap tonight
>>156595704thx for posting my new favourite picture, bitch
i met platinum mike and he put his pinkie in my urethra
>>156595704honestly? respect.
Hungary filtered until I have a good reason to unfilter
Someone make a Power Slap game thread
people just give me weed I don't think I've ever bought any in the past 10years
>>156595693>it was good like last year when i used it more actively>it was also good during the poirier niggasaga but now it sucksyou sound like a faggot who cant make friends. try reddit
>>156595848IT'S OVAH
smokin on that greg jackson
In the sweltering summer of '92...
sparking up some of that pat miletich
>>156595798Some of that dank kush straight from the jungles of India
smokin straight cock
>>156595771
>>156595892I don't think they make smoke in India yuck imagine nah I get BC stuff every week for free
never should have come here
We're smoke straight Blanchfield furburger
>gooby fight week>page 4
i just drew my favorite fighterconor macgregor :)
>>156596332you went back in time 4 years you faggot retard? kys today. do it today.
>>156596281we're all out partying and having sex
no problemo as they say in brazil
>>156596281It's cause /sp/ is being flooded by third worlders who rate the world cup so high.
What is wrong with Brazilians, doo?
>>156595494Jon bapa..
>>156596281Dead sport.
>page 1We're soaring high bros
Who's bright idea was it to have gooby fight on the world cup finals week
>>156596660someone who wants their sport untainted by divegrass fans
>>156596660my bad b that was me I thought it was just like a cup you know, for liquids but it turns out it's some sort of sporting event, I'll ask grok next time
>>156596508they're just choosing the winning team
Power Slap seazon
the ufc doesn't want superstars
>>156596731Power Slap is where the stars are made and stay. ufc is for the fags
If you are what you say you area superstarthen have no fear
couldn't name a single power slap """athlete""" and i've watched about 5 of the events at this point
shiiiiiiiiithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gX9iWu9dsc
>>156596783im not watching that crap
>>156596805the faggy shit tomorrow is for you.
paramount didn't want slap I guess
It's gon be bad my nigga!
i can't even ironically enjoy powerslap it's too retarded
>>156596783kek Hager gonna sleem some Indian out cold someone WEBM it when it happens I have better things to do
igbbmn
We ain't watching power slop lil guyLet it go
>>156597131>Let it gotalmbout frozen like elsa
Gooby is so fucking back i cant believe it
What were those retards thinking putting this shit on during the World Cup. I wouldn't know McGrubby is returning if it weren't for the UFC 250 spot. Any other advertising they've done has been mogged into the shadow realm.
What are those 2 belts that Conor had in the press conference? Like the belts he won years ago now redesigned for him? Is it the first time a fighter has showed belts in the pre-fight press conference that he currently doesn't have but that won years ago?
>>156597293True but neither dana or people here in heem will realize this They blame connor not being a drawl instead lol
reminder that gayble suckpenison was afraid to grapple with craig jones
>DA HECKIN WORLD. CUP.Literally only brown turdworlders care about this
heem niggas this is our time
heem niggers this is our time
>>156596660to be honest I don't think there's much crossover between soccer/UFC fans.
heem sleepy (im heem)
>>156596783>wslap mainsmdh
Finna have a ceremonial weigh in of my dong in a few minutes
we dont use the hard R on heem, this is a respectable establishment
>>156597410Ufc white house did globally on paramount 34 millions, the usa games on the world cup on usa alone did like 40 million on foxYou cant justify it, it was a bad decision
>>156597536personally I use the soft R
>>156597536in fact, we on heem are hard for r's
>>156597587thank you, sir. spread the good word
https://www.youtube.com/live/DBe8vPqjjD8?si=_7C-CJI2h_l4UvuVWeighing ceremony is fucking live bro conor just walked out !
>>156597293soccer is for faggots real heemers know when good fights are happening
>>156597648these doos are late
late doos
weigh ins, press conferences are always 10-20 mins late
me personally I would never do rapes. if that's your thing I respect it. but it's not for me.
Fashionably late doos, look it up
Make the new threadBefore I take off your head
WE ARE LIVELADIES AND DOOS
>>156597790i know thats your culture but we dont behead people over here
let fonland make it
>>156597855>>156597855>>156597855
>>156596861maybe you need to be a little more retard? live, love, slap.
