>>156566822conormcgregor.com
He was about to scream on the thing
>>156597855>mcgregor's getting outstruck by his kiduh oh
>marc, can you stay sober for the award show
>>156597855
creampie sean shelby
too many bongs left
gooby wins btw
we're not watching the weigh-ins we're watching the sleems btw
>>156597906sleem were delayed an hour for the ceremonial me thinks
https://vocaroo.com/171IibIBBUOs
>powerslap promos on a mcgregor weigh in
reminder that consent is very important
HES A FREAKIN PIRATE
zachary reese aka joe pyfer without sauce
>>156597973that's an opinion, b
Nah this nigga name iran contra?
>>156595820why are you malding over that
hehe penus xd
I would never name my son penis what the hell
Fake lashes gonna whup yo ugly fish head ass
domestic dispute division
where is /box/
Wtf that Chinese girl just gave traci a bunch of racks
If you support this fight, you support rape btw
cody aura mogged yanez hard. anyone else see that?
anime
Would anyone else fuck the tall black ring girl in the middle, or is that just me?
Mini mengMini mini mini Mini meng
>>156597855Fuck Dana
Holy fuck jones looks huge
King "Bobby" Green
>>156598149max when he looks in the mirror be like
Two African Lions fighting over the apartment communal bbq grill
Dana "The fucking cocksucker" White
Why is Dana wearing a shirt that says UFCFBI?
winner of bautista vs sandhagen determines who is better at not being able to beat anyone good
dirlewanger division
Wait mario Bautista isn't brandon royval?
>>156598176Jones who?
who's a bigger draw Conor or Bo?
joe's jeans are way too tight on his thighs but not the rest of his legs
>>156598260bo doesnt have any characters to play and fights boring too. he is a draw as a coach and training partner
who's the skirt behind joe?
>>156598260Conor is the biggest draw to the UFC and its not close.
>>156598297gabi garcia
>>156597978On the Caspian Sea?
Heeminder
>>156598297Thats what I came to ask. I thought it was Mick Maynard's whore daughter at first.
>>156598261>thoughtsactions.
Give me a good one.
i don't like how full mcgregor's beard is
>>156598301Brock
Paddy Pimblett transitioned to a woman??
coner magregor... now that's a fucking welterweight
aura lost
bruh he fluffed his dfck
goobros.. we're thinning...
>cupping marksFUCK ITS OVER
Conor lost all of his aura changing his clothes.....
>>156598371Was thinking this very thing
Conor looks old
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
holy shit gooby is back
>Rogan is still shorter than Goober
THE MAC IS BRINGING IT!!!!!!
Yeah i'm thinking it's over for McNuggets
gettin mad reps in yeh
conor put the shoes on because he wanted to look less short in the faceoffprobably had lifts in therelol
Power Slap starting soon that’s the real main event of the weekend
DOORDASHES the BAGEL
>>156598443post the full thing you coward
hot tubbing with jon and gable or slapped 500 times by ellie while she squeezes your balls with the other hand?
>>156598469Us Chosen People call that Lox
>>156598490can i get slapped by dc 500 times while jon jones squeezes my balls?
>>156598490Hot tub with Jon and Gable. So what if things get physical in a non sexual manner, I hot tub with a gun underwater
>>156598490is it really necessary for power slap that the competitors wear this?
im a ruff ryder
pls dont
>>156598469This is very anti-Siegel's coded. If you been to Vegas, you know.
THE TRIPLE BIG MAC WAS THERE TOO WTF >>156598463mOGGED BY SENORITA FRIDGE IM AFRAID
>>156598469Jesus Christ I would literally rob someone instead of doing that demeaning shit
not fucking up my sleep schedule for a 41 year old conner
>>156598591dont cross hans moleman b
>>156598597maybe evaluate your shitty night shift
>>156598591you'll do nothing
>>156598544wtf how is that big while limp at the same time
>>156598615>walkouts at 2amim good loser
monster energy concubines
>>156598622yeah here's your bagel bro *stabs you to death* thanks for the cheese
>>156598597Why not? Whatever happens in the fight it will be kino.If Conor gets the quick KO or TKO it will be kino.If Conor loses quickly by a storm of punches from Max it will be kino.If Conor somehow survives all covered in blood and his face swollen into the 4th and 5th rounds and just finish somehow a battle of a fight, it will be kino.
>>156598490she's so tan
Conor should use gaethje rock in his glove that always fucks guys faces up
lil towel boy of a ting ye
>>156598665it will be kino in the morning when I torrent it as wellill just post in notepad what i would have posted in the live thread
Raped pig.
its gonna be bad
>>156598629>waaaaa 2am>be a fag on the east coast >post to cry about the superior west coast sucks to be you dude hahaha
The big string puller with Dana White
how many times do you think...
just how deep is mcbussy in with him?
sleem time
>>156597855I'm sorry /heem/ but tomorrow England vs Norway and Argentina vs Switzerland are playing... it has priorityI hope you understand.
>>156598843Hey man nice shot
Slap game thread? This ones going into the record books
>>156598848what a good shot, man
>>156598844this is a heem thread, argentina is irrelevant
>>156598844good luck b thanks for hiding hitler
I'm a slap practitioner and a jui jitsu player, step into my guard and see what happens kid.
>>156598929i'll slap your balls
>>156598844no i don't understand. i need you to explain your disloyalty
Power Slap has the best pacing in combat sports along with presentation
>>156598945me first
not a fan of slimmed down da crazy hawaiian
Ganesissies... it's over. Goob has sided with Poatan.
Conor loses via TKO in the second round. Screencap this.
>>156598997lmao wtfNOOOOOO
less than 24hrs before gooby fights and we're getting 5 minute breaks between postsits over man, its truly over...
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
DA CRAZY HAWAIIAN IS BACK
>>156599078unc it is not 2017 anymore. let it go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gX9iWu9dsc
fuck this shit is so fucking stupid but i cant stop watching
CONOR JUST TIED HIS SHOES OOOOOOOOHHHTHE MAC IS BACK
hol up niggas lowkenuinely watching power hap??
How much do these powerslap dudes get paid? 500 dollars?
>>156599154They get their choice of broccoli or asparagus soup
>>156599121>unc its not 2027, ilia aint fightin
>>156599160i don't believe you. dana can't afford two kinds of soup.
Is it really true that if one Irish person goes to war, they all go to war?
>>156599146dana giving out cte for free dawg
>>156598629UFC 329: McGregor vs. Holloway 2 takes place on Saturday, July 11, at the T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas.The schedule for the event is:Early Prelims: 2:00 p.m. PT (5:00 p.m. ET)Prelims: 4:00 p.m. PT (7:00 p.m. ET)Main Card: 6:00 p.m. PT (9:00 p.m. ET)The main event ring walks for McGregor vs. Holloway are expected to begin around 8:25 p.m. PT (11:25 p.m. ET). You can stream the full card live on Paramount+.
I pick Scambler to win this contest. He has one slap KO power
cannor absolutely zeems this kid in the tird
fucking dana filling out a small arena for slaps but wont do the same for the ufc lmao
>>156599217yeah because it's with each other
with a fucking beer in his hand...
People from long Island are notoriously fragile.
>>156599340more like glass island
holy kwab this guy is a turbofaggot
HEEM PUSSY
K W A B
lmao what the fuck was that
THE KID WAS SCARED OF GETTING SLEPT
break your arm slapping the other guyrefuse to be slapped in returnchat is this a W or L
I mean he was smart enough to know that it’s over. But him taunting afterwards was absolute retard behavior.
>>156599371he hurt his hand on the guys neck and decided he didnt want to take a slap from a guy whos been sleemin guys out in the 1st, giga pussy. Idk what contract he signed but he might be fucked
>nickname is Baby YodaIs there any fighter with a worse nickname in the UFC?
>>156599389hit and dont get hit, the fundamental formula to winning fights
They got Judy at Slap shiiiiiiiit
Favorite slap artist? Mine's gotta be Baby Yoda. Take a slap from him, something's gonna break, simple as.
>>156599405RYAAAAAN "MASTER" BADER!!
WE THE PEOPLE
>Slap first>If you don't get the KO just quitPowerslop is solved
>pro wrestler vs pro wrestlerSo this shit is fixed, right?
This Indian nigga is getting sleemed
>>156599471He was never going to get the KO with that shit slap technique. New York stays losing
>>156599471nah, he should have read his contract. I bet he doesnt get paid shit, plus it's an automatic L on your record
Mohicano Conor would be a cool hairstyle for tomorrow.
Sir excellence is about to take place
>AMANHEEM SINGH
sir please redeem knockout first round
jeet finna get heemed lmao
You fags are watching powerslap and I'm getting blown by my cute trans GF
Piggy is going oink oink
SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE HEEM DO NOT
>>156599558tell her i have a bigger dick
SAAAAAAAAARS PLEEASE REEEDEEM
CLUBBING CHEATER!!!!.TAKE AWAY A POINT
>>156599558you're literally an incel , watching powerslap, daydreaming about getting fucked up the ass by a dude. you have to kys tonight. its over. no recovering from this. your brain is restricted into a tranny cumdump. its suicide only.
please redeem slap heem bloody bastard
why do indians actually and unironically smell like shit irl
>>156599612>your brain is restricted into a tranny cumdump.Sounds hot as fuck
Why is the white guy stopping his slap right when he hits the jeet?
>>156599612I would never watch powerslap, my trans GF would leave me if I was that gay.
hager should take a half step back, aim a tiny bit lower
TOTAL SIR VICTORY
Conor said Jews made him shill whiskey Ari is not going to like this
REDEEMED
REHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMED
REDEEMED THE HEEM
GREAT SLAP CARD AND THESE ARE JUST THE PRELIMS
BLOODY BASTARD BITCH
Rare based Jeet?
rare indian Wbloody mother fuck bastard bitch
Power shit innit
>go from some guy quitting to a wwe star getting sleemedthis sport bipolar doos
>>156599650Nobody cares about Conor, we're all watching powerslap
Is Singh officially our guy?
>>156599612bodied that freak
>>156599784idk, maybe. i cant think of the last time a jeet delivered a heem
Why do they have actual mma referees reffing slap fighting?
>>156599865slap slop isn't heems
>>156599894borrowing another sport's legitimacy
>>156599612Fantastic post.
GET YOUR GODDAMN FEET IN THE BOX BOI
fucking mike beltranmain character ass niggajust do your job
>>156599894Because it is a sanctioned event?
>>156599924classy
>>156599901it's a subcategory known as "sleem"if you read your heemology book you'd understand this
wmma with penis
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEM
basedSLEEEEEM
UFC presents International Fight Week brought to you by Draft Kings. I love capitalism
feels like Hawaiians would be good at this, don't ask me why
You shouldn't be allowed to slap with your dogs out in the open. It gives you too much of an advantage.
>>156599973Polynesians are immune to brain damage
Slap providing a wonderful evening
>>156599973>Dumplings toward you>sleems you
>>156599924REBECCAR!!! BRING YOUR SWEATY AUSTRALIAN ARSE OVER HERE
5AM. Watching power plap. Flourishing.
>>156599612this made me cum
>>156600038Surely an early rise after a good night's sleep?
>the new mexican badassthis might be worse than baby yoda
>>156600057Haha, you'd be forgiven for thinking so my good chap......
>>156600059who was the old mexican badass?
I hate you fucking freaks so much. Seriously. I really want you dead.
Rob The Reaper bros, we'll finish what the Norwood Reaper started
>>156600084I'm just on my way to the heems
>>156600084
>>156600084love you too bb*sleems you silly*
>>156600084yeah thats cool doo
>>156600084another great post
I think it's safe to say that goobs won the story against khabib
new embedded worth watching or no
>>156600161nah, the embeddeds have all kinda sucked
>>156600084hold on im talking brother
>>156600153>beat max twice>first time with a dangerous leg injury>second time with a broken shin and 5 year layoff>Khabib had to get Ali to pay the commission to stop max from making weight so he could instead fight for the belt against THE seething Al>couldn't even put him in dangerHonestly an easy story win.
Sleem
SLEEEMY
sleem?
zesty nigga can slap
So can your palm make contact in the slap?It seems like the guys who love their hand ls forward more hit harder because of the palm making contact.
What is the slapfight equivalent of a submission?
SLEEM NIGHT
>mfw too much of a chinlet to compete in power slapbros....
would you rather be an undefeated man of God or a degenerate billionaire? what it all boils down to really
>>156600236as long as you dont hit the neck/ear area you're good to go. The best slap method so far is having the palm land right on the chin, it puts people OUT
>>156600236No fucking duh, your retarded little bitch.God, I wish they'd let me next door so I could spit in your fuckin face
real talk if I wasn't a pussy I'd heem myself immediately
so limp bizkit huh
>>156600243heh khabib is such a fag
>>156600320Best post I've ever seen
>>156600084The feeling is mutual. Maybe we will fight someday but I doubt it since youre a pussy.
>>156600326
>>156600320its just ones of those dayz
>>156600314Hey, pussy are you still there?
>>156600370the fact that I'm a pussy hasn't changed
Jason Herzog? I hardly know her!
>>156600276Well yeah, your palm is meaty and tough. That’s why I was asking; I would always try to get my palm involved In the strike. It’s so much harder than everything else above it on your hand.
>>156600262Goobs is a self proclaimed man of God as well. All his sins have been forgiven.
>>156600456for upper body id just go for elbows for close range and a classic boxing jab. palms are cool but hitting with bone deals more damage
Jon (the goat) and Poatan linked up
>>156600489No I meant for power slap specifically. Not a real fight.
but seriously Jondaddy is the goat
>>156600557well, most of the guys in power slap try to get the perfect hit but they'll fuck up and miss. Remember, this is the bottom of the barrel lol
just stop flinching lol even the indian guy did it
>>156600494>pooaton
>>156600650he dared to be great. what have you done?
>>156600477If goobs is the first fighter to win a high level fight after 5 years of inactivity, I'm genuinely positive Gosh is telling us something. Not to mention he's got a goofballed leg and drug damage to his brain
do they only have 2 cornermen who coach every slapper on the card?
Commentary talking about gameplans like there's such a thing
>clubbing vs flinchlmao, fucking danamake a muay thai promo bitch
>>156600679i dared to be shitty
Be real, you are having fun watching Power Slap :)
The new GOAT is HERE. Bulldaddy finna have ALL the piggies round the neighborhood seethin, queefin n' leakin'... Poor little pink piggies...
>>156600710the people want RAF. stick to One and a number 76 with a spring roll
if this guy's pants were a couple inches lower his dick would be out
>>156600679Dared to be a broke bitter bumand I succeeded. POOPaTON however did not succeed in his goal so, I'm better than him to be quite franklin with you
>>156600728More like GAY-Bull Steveson.
It makes me sad seeing how far my gooby has fallen and how fucking fried he is. “Japanese Johnson!” What? And the way he talks is not like himself at all, these weird bursts of forced fast talking where he says nothing of substance. He’s nothing like prime Conor, I even think if that Conor met this Conor he wouldn’t believe it.
gable wouldn't dare bring his big meatball head into the power slap arena
>>156600747i eat asian pussy like shrimp fried rice
>>156600759Wrong
>>156600781It sucks to see but maybe he shouldnt have knocked out the FW GOAT. Karma is a bitch
>>156600797gable is scared of fighting thats why he only faces cans
>>156600801Some of us have taught penises, niggaIt means nothing, I still controversial split decision the fuck out of girls paginas
>>156600781>I even think if that Conor met this Conor he wouldn’t believe it.that's all of us at some point in our lives b
>58% chance to win>50% chance to win????
if batman was real he'd heem all these fags
>>156600836Hes fighting a can that got to skip contender series?
>>156600243didn't jones have khabib in his GOAT list? I feel like Jones (being a faggot) just believes whatever is fashionable
I am the corey sandhagen of fucking
please knock the black off stunt marshall
If McGregor was real he'd slap all these bums
i'm mario bautista of heavyewight
>>156600873Yes? Heavyweight is weak
fuck it lets scrap right now
>>156600870>a middleweight at bestI think not. He'd get WEEMED ez by a heavyweight blob on the contender series
>>156600904It's gon' be bad my pigga
im a lil heathen
if a fighter knows hes gonna retire after why doesnt he sneak a phone in and make a quick rainbet on the way to the ring?
>>156600904igbbmn
Why do you all think you’re comedians? Not one of you have made me smile.
>>156600903Youre stronger than 225 pound professional athletes? Youre stronger than Jon Jones? I doubt it
>>156600920that's fucking ILLEGAL
nigga think I'm fint to make a doo smile gay ass nigga
>>156600938Betchaaaaaa can't........SMILE!>*heems you*
>>156600938Why'd the american cross the road? Because there was his favorite hambuger restaurant on the other side
>>156600942One shot is all I need b
>>156600974If you're ethnically Germanic, how come sweden has produced zero Gaethjes? Why do you have no fighters?
>>156600938
>>156600974haha you got me man, i do love a good burger
Nice shot man
>>156600938I come here to laugh at you, dumb nigga
>>156601030No actually you'd be the loser. Greatest to ever do it
they even rig powerslap for their token kewn?
A room full of comedians, but all I hear are tragic tales.
>>156601066false. Id knock you out right after knocking Jones and Gable out.
>>156600781He thought it was a bad move at first for DJ to trade for Askren. And that if DJ promoted himself more, he would make more money.Then with ONE, DJ debuted in Tokyo and would headline Japan every time ONE went there. He was only fighting in Japan for a few years . To which Conor would meme that DJ finally found his home in Japan, where he finally got to be the main attraction in his career. He was just making a dumb callback.
if you get a the fork in the road, take it.
My board is blue and my heems are redI've been heemin all day just to keep my jannies fed
sleem bucky
SLEEEEEEM
>>156601133Sam Tripoli studiously watching in the back
>>156601142the winter soldier?
tore that buck asunder
if ur gonna watch slap tonight, ur not allwoed to wathc het hjeems tomorrow
niggers you're all niggers
^ i dont listen to indians
>>156601167wanna try that one again?
>>156601114Good post
best part about the United States vs shitty Canada? free to do what u want when u want where u want how u want
it's a free market nigga
>>156601184try not being a fag, how bout taht bithc
Blood inBlood out
heembros, how we feeling about Gooby? can he turn back the clock?
>>156600938My main goal is to make you seethe, piss and shit, which makes me laugh when I get the sense it succeeded. I'm laughing right now
>>156601220imagine being a little indian faggot who got 1/2 of his moms beer and is pretending to be drunk. kys immediately.
>>156601104I see, that makes me feel a little better. Seemed like a genuine schizo moment lol
https://youtu.be/umHkUxJP3zI
Who you guys got, bsd or paddy
Power Slap card still under three hours. Boxing could never
>>156598399kino battle cry
>>156601255Is that a serious question?
>My main goal is to make you seethe, piss and shit, realize this individual is a full incel and his parents recoil when they remember him.
>>156601222https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FWSeE-w6Oc
>>156601255BSD
>>156601114My balls are blue but my dick is redBeen working like a dog just to keep my tranny fed
>>156601255Paddy; BSD has experienced too much damage and is significantly smaller than Paddy.
>>156598741mn
this is actually such a good card, a lot of interesting fights
>and is significantly smaller than Paddy.
>>156601315Dove vai?
>>156601315Tonight? I know.
what is paddy good at other than being tough
>>156601341scouser
Min > CanorStinky > LaddyShoulda Coulda Woulda > Midtista
Paddy gave the current champ a run for his money. BSD was hemt by dementia onset Peahead. Just remember that.
>>156601341fat cock
>>156601061kek
this sucks
>>156601426Dont talk shit about Total
>>156601341his jiu jitsu isn't bad and he's got sneaky knees
why are women so much worse than men at literally every sport
best outcome: Gooby wins, BSD wins, Whittaker wins
>>156601426Take a shower, b.
>>156601462They don't have big penises.
lads every time i hear conna talk im transported back to 2010s UFC goober wins, Garry beats Islam, gooby beats Garry, defends against Islam, calls out Khabib we are about to enter peak
>>156601462The real redpill is that they even need their own tournaments in chess
>>156601501why would goobert stay at WW, if he wins hes obviously fighting Gaycheese
>*wins*
People forget Justin is a DAWLG
>Back in muh day, we had REAL fighters. I miss PRIDE f-ACCK!!!!!!!!QUIET unc-piggy!
how are you so uncoordinated that you slap someone's neck instead of their face from two feet away?
>>156601190sya that after they randy weaver bryce mitcell
>>156601528He’s not fighting at WW by choice, he’s not willing and probably not even able to make LW anymore. He’s a true WW now
>>156601560theyll just do some fake belt at 165lbs light welterweight badass motherfucker toilet weight belt. but seriously if he wins Dana will literally shoot the biggest load and they will do any meme fight imaginable, they will bring back luke rockhold to fight goob for the MW belt , they will invent a new weight class, He will fight Pereira at HW, anything is possible if Goblert wins tomorrow
If Conor wins they will bring Peahead back to fight him while in blackface and even though the fights fixed Goobys Tibias will launch out his knee caps
what's wrong with his eye in that pic
Why doesn't Slap just have overtime until someone at least gets dropped (if there's no sleems)? That women slapoff was pointless. The old Russian slap offs were kino because they could be long matches, like Toughman competitions or they could be a game of chicken to see which retard would quit first.
I don't know about you guys but I'm looking at a picture of Conor Mcgregor right here and he is looking big and hard, very big and hard and vascular too
>>156601595He mentioned in the presser that he’d like to go for a third belt and be the first to do it anyway, it’s most likely he just stays. A fight against Islam would be almost as big as Khabib too, it’s the best story available to market
>>156601629you're looking at pinas, bconor is the other black guy
>>156601538Hoyl fuck...never seen Cathey like that....
>>156601630these dagastani guys must annoy the ufc because they are so good at fighting and wont comply with the fix, Islam beats the current version of Gooby 100/100 times
neither of these guys pass the eye test at 170
>>156601655Obviously Islam rapes him, he’s not even beating Max. But on the off chance that a meme happens, he’s most probably fighting Islam
>>156601666I say Gaycheese for sure
how about the guy testand none of you pass it
>>156601643Has pinas been lifting weights?
>>156601655Lol. Pereira and Strickland exposed those bums as jokes
you like getting passed around by guys because you dont pass the eye test for chicks
my dick and balls sets off my own gaydar constantly
>>156601538Me when I try and confront my local somalidaddies… it gets much worse…
those xy individuals meng...
>>156601675I got trips and you didn’t even get doubles. Also you’re Canadian Gaethje makes no sense, there’s no reason for it. He’s not fighting at LW and Gaethje isn’t some big draw. Conor v Islam is right there and would be one of the biggest fights of all time. In the UFC and Conor’s mind it’s also a possiblity it leads to somehow provoking Khabib into the rematch
jfc I just sat through a whole power slap card...when is rizin I feel disgusted with myself
>>156601724Gooby Gaycheese is the fight they want b
>>156601720The funny part is they have the least idea of anybody what's really happening here.
>>156601698Yeh cause they are as snall as an clitornis. Respectfully.
>>156601745Garth pls
>snall>clitornis
canadians are here and being gay, time to vacate
>>156601747>>156601777try hitting some grass touches 3x8
*punches grass*just heemed mother earth
>>156601791I can come be gay at your house instead
i saw it. you saw it. gooby had that look in his eye againbetting the house on Conor
>>156601821He looks like he’s larping as himself (he is)
>>156601746my boyfriend lurks here unironically
gable steveson gives me low key gaynigga vibes ngl
>>156601821sup nippon
>>156601853That's wassup
>>156601859He's a known date rapist
>>156601859Takes one to know one.
>>156601859he gives me black guy with 5 inch pencil dick vibescan grapple really well but will eventually get slept by someone who can actually fight where he's not a -3000 favorite
Gooby: BWCCursed: tiny little brown pecker that got EXPOSED by GaycheeseDo with this information what you will
>>156601920Just like curtis blaydes then?
eh i think gaethje as champ is too cocky bro is suddenly weighing in on everything like an expert after being quiet for years
>>156601859
>>156601959Somebody needs to humble him
mcgregor?*eats dorito*mcgregor was never good.
>>156601952nah, curtis earned his bbc card striking with hok and murdering bitchass almeida
>>156601859>is black>is an uberathlete at a homoerotic disciplineNot even a question. Him and Jon have probably even fooled around
>>156601974He earned a bbc trophy in sucking dick and getting knocked the fuck out cold against Derick Lewis
>>156601859 You don't say... >>156600769
its going to be rad my niqqa
but at some point you have to lock in
>>156600769They're LITERALLY making out. Jones pulling him in for a sloppy upside down tongue wrestling match. Clear as day.
more like GAYble am i right huh????
>yanez>whittaker>holloway>england>switzerlandI'm boutta finna make some currency
>>156601920an expert on that matter are you?
>Paddy the fooking baddy innet lad?
>>156602060They call gable the GAY BULL because Jones usually has sex with men, but GAYBULL actually is the pants wearer in this relationship. He reversed him in bed and that's when Jon deemed him a worthy successor.
>>156602070no I bought some tarot cardsI haven't opened them yet but I'm feeling good about this
>>156602131you drew the queen of spades
>>156602131can you do my horoscope
>King Green: Crowd going wild cheering and jumping around>Cory: Zero response, everyone looking down at their phonesIs Sandbrogan not even remotely a drawl?
>>156602180He's an anti-draw
>>156602180Boring ass nigga
https://youtu.be/iOSaNRetyRA>heavyweight will never be this cool againit's sad really. feeling unc.
>>156602180have you watched his last 6 fights my bruddathe last good fight he had was against yan almost 5 fookin years ago la
>>156602158not right now, do it yourself
Cory Sandhagen ain't litty
>>156602235i don't hvae tarot cards
Maxinesisters... where's our bulge???
>>156602256just pretend you do
>>156602180kid hasn't had a real finish since kneeming frankie 5 years agothe people can't be fooled
>>156602262we gon find out sataday night
>>156602262it is what it is
>>156602264okwow just drew the big penis and lottery ticket winner cards wow
>>156602262
Boblert will heem
>>156602305I have this config on the left and sometimes during PE people used to joke that I had a boner but I could tell they were thinking "does this guy have a huge hawlg?" just average unfortunately
>>156602297take this seriously or go post on /box/
oh no no no
>>156602342hey don't get mad at the cards now
>>156602351make that an italian flag and replace "mcgregor" with the logo of a pizza parlor and that guy makes a bomb pizza
>>156602352ok can you double check and make sure you didn't draw the clown penis and raped bitch cards?
>>156602387yeah pretty sure
anyone here not baptised? i really couldn't imagine being unbaptised
>>156602398pretty sure you did?damn, sorry to hear about thatbetter luck next time
>>156602401we don't do zat in kiwiland
For me? It’s gotta be the Yi Jing.
>>156602407no that's not what i said at all actually
Holloway has a much smaller penis than Mcgregor
THE PEOPLE are ultimately immune to propaganda, no matter how much dorks like joe rogan try to manipulate themBORING SHITTERS will ultimately be disrespected while ENTERTAINERS will be celebrated
>>156602439khabib is worshipped, sorry chud but combat sports belongs to boring winners
>>156602414surely you do adon bilifit
>>156602401I ain’t.
>>156602447Khabitch is mocked behind his back in his own home nation of dagestan
>>156602452i'm trying to pick on the usamerican who was talmbout feeling the penis of gawld im his life (ass?) yesterday even though xe isn't even baptised, don't worry b
>>156602459dagestan isn't a nation and your source is a cocaine addict 3rd party 2nd hand witness
>>156602422oh okay, congrats bvenmo me some of the winnings - armed_schaubbery
>>156602467
>>156602486You are Somalian
ufc literally makes you gay
>>156602494oh it's on now buddeh
you have to believe me bro, this fight is actually entertaining even though it's barely keeping your attention. please believe me. please be entertained by this harmless dance routine of a fight.
>>156602489
if i were an exciting prospect who heemed his first two opponents but then got heemed in my next three you would all abandon mefake ones all of you, this is why I'm a defensive specialist point fighter
Joe Rogan revved him kek
>>156602535thanks b didn't ask maybe go back to training
>>156602535I would have never gotten on your hype train to begin with and I would change your last name to reference poop whenever I talked about you (Poo Sniff Zalall, Ilia Turdlipia, ect)
joe poopganlol
>>156602535what's your IC code
>>156602568fart yourself back to sleep
>>156602467Alright man, good to know.
I love it when they get us mixed up.
>>156602578fuck you. leave him alone.
>>156602535/heem/ has wept for many fun meme fighters who get cut from the ufc for losing. even in other promotions they often get some love. you know who.
wait there's more than one?
>490We've had like 8 threads in the past 2 days. Some of yall need to gtfo fr
>>156602585since pandora's bawlx has been opened how did you pull off not being splashed, your flag suggests that would be super rare being whatever 90% christian and 80% catholic
>>156602598Yeah that ginger dude who got sucker punched by Billy Q and uuuhhhhh…
>>156602598nice fanfiction, but even the performatively pro-fighter hugboxes lionize baste retards who lose more than /heem/ there's no love here. No love cody garbrandt.
Not gonna lie it just occured to me that there are more than 1 usa posters. I thought it's just one dude but apparently theres multiple.
>>156602651how does it feel?
>>156602632Family’s been atheist for generations. Not many of my acquaintances are baptized, actually.
>>156602651it's just sneed on a vpn>>156602673atheists must be like swedish speaking finns here i assume you are all higher educated and better looking than the local population and sort of stand out
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