Kayo sweet Kayo editionNRL>GAME 1Redcliffe Dolphins v Cronulla Sharks3:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoKayo Stadium1.59-2.37>Kayo Stadium will be the venue for a Saturday afternoon clash as the Dolphins host the Sharks. The Dolphins suffered a tight 12-13 loss to the Knights, ending their historic streak of eight wins in a row. The Sharks secured a comfortable 28-16 victory over the Broncos in Round 18. In their last NRL meeting, the Dolphins defeated the Sharks 38-10 at Ocean Protect Stadium and have won three out of four H2H games. Dolphins 1-12 3.00Dolphins 13+ 2.90Sharks 1-12 3.50Sharks 13+ 5.50Dolphins -3.5 1.83 Sharks +3.5 1.98>GAME 2Canterbury Bulldogs v Canberra Raiders5:30pm AEST on Fox and KayoAccor Stadium1.56-2.45>Accor Stadium will be the venue for a Saturday evening clash as the Bulldogs host the Raiders. The Bulldogs had a bye in Round 18, and their last outing was a 30-12 victory over the Titans in Round 17. The Raiders also enjoyed a bye in Round 18, following a close 24-16 victory over the Dragons in Round 17, only their second win in five. The Bulldogs defeated the Raiders 14-10 in their most recent meeting on Round 6 this season and have won the last three H2H games. Bulldogs 1-12 2.85Bulldogs 13+ 3.05Raiders 1-12 3.50Raiders 13+ 5.80Bulldogs -4.5 1.98 Raiders +4.5 1.83>GAME 3Sydney Roosters v Parramatta Eels7:30pm AEST on Fox and KayoAllianz Stadium1.29-3.63>Allianz Stadium will be the venue for a Saturday evening clash as the Roosters host the Eels. The Roosters had a bye in Round 18, and their last outing was a tense 24-18 victory over the Broncos in Round 17. The Eels secured a stunning 23-14 upset victory over the Sea Eagles in a gritty Round 18 encounter. In their last NRL meeting the Eels shocked the Roosters 30-10. The Roosters have won four out of five H2H games. Roosters 1-12 3.00Roosters 13+ 2.05Eels 1-12 4.75Eels 13+ 9.75Roosters -10.5 1.93 Eels +10.5 1.87previous thread >>156562149
nrlw stuff on the way shortly, I slept in
in
>>156568479Close but not quite.
>>156597088Old mate still gets points for knowing a standard deviation exists
>>156596980>>156597018NRLW>GAME 1North Queensland Cowboys v Wests Tigers12:45pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Queensland Country Bank Stadium1.98-1.83>A triple header of NRLW action kicks off in Townsville. North Queensland has won all 3 games in this rivalry Cowboys 1-12 3.00Cowboys 13+ 4.60Tigers 1-12 2.85Tigers 13+ 4.00Cowboys +1.5 1.86 Tigers -1.5 1.94>GAME 2Canterbury Bulldogs v Gold Coast Titans3:15pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Accor Stadium3.48-1.31>The Bulldogs return home for round 2. The only time these sides met resulted in a draw last seasonBulldogs 1-12 4.30Bulldogs 13+ 10.50Titans 1-12 2.65Titans 13+ 2.25Bulldogs +9.5 1.90 Titans -9.5 1.90>GAME 3Sydney Roosters v Newcastle Knights5:15pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and 9GemAllianz Stadium1.14-5.75>Saturday’s NRLW action concludes with two round 1 winners. The Roosters have claimed the last two games Roosters 1-12 3.05Roosters 13+ 1.68Knights 1-12 6.00Knights 13+ 19.00Roosters -14.5 1.91 Knights +14.5 1.89
>dolphins vs sharks KINO
First of the day
>>156597550>nrlw multisBased leak degenerate
Milo got ruined recently so I picked up a can of the Aldi not-Milo to try and man it sucks ass too. What am I supposed to do now, lads?
>>156597598*peak
>>156597613what'd they do to it? I haven't had it for over a decade
Go Poophins
>>156597088>>156597128almost based me
>>156599365meant for >>156594528
>Jetaya not even on the bench It's over, isn't it?
Lead runner trips the defender, try scorer runs through the hole created
Oopsies kek
>The ARLC is seeking to put the 20th NRL team in New Zealand.>It is currently speaking to three seperate bids - and will only turn to the idea of expanding further in Australia if none of them can present a robust business case.>Adding a 20th team in the new TV rights deal would net the NRL an extra $120 million.I wonder what the three bids are. Kea, Orcas, ???
>>156599723This is aside from the png chief team right?
>>156599723hope its the orcas
Does New Zealand being a poor unpopulated shithole not harm the business case desu? They don't even have Amazon or Ebay, what business is kicking down the doors saying "we have to corner the kiwi market"?
>>156599759They are fucking ruthless to dolphins, they evil as fuck
>>156599759Insane to think how much force it would take for an animal that size to propel itself that high into the air.
Surely a second Melbourne team makes the most business sense. Biggest prospective TV market, biggest population base, biggest economic base.
>>156599767Gambling
>>156599723According to this NZ Herald article, the known bids for the NRL’s 20th licence are:>Southern Orcas – Launched in late 2024, valued at $360 million, headed by Sir Graham Lowe. Includes a 20ha centre of excellence and 10 regional satellite centres.>South Island Kea – Emerged in early 2024, headed by former NRL chief executive David Moffett. Originally aimed for the 18th licence.>A third Christchurch syndicate – Most recently led by former Warriors and Kiwis coach Frank Endacott (not given a specific team name in the article).>A fifth Queensland team – Mentioned as another contender, but no specific bid name or consortium detailed.All three named Christchurch consortiums are explicitly stated as having signalled interest in basing the team in Christchurch.
what a bounce
Satanic bounce
>>156600012Maybe these fuckers should all join forces.
>everyone offside Umm girlies what are you doing??
Are they editing in crowd noise?
>>156600067Nah there's always a pack of relatives and friends on the camera side of the stands
>>156600067Voices echo off the seats hard surfaces in an empty stadium
>>156600053Better idea, each consortium summons their legions and fights a war of the triumvirs for the imperium of the 20th team.
Ref is kinda cute lads
coconut crashover
Meowgers heeming these slags
Cowpoos suck ladies
>JT was told he was too small to play footy>could rest his chin on this woman's head
>>156598321They changed the texture from being fairly gritty to being like a really fine powder like nesquik and it has basically zero flavour anymore. Like you dump 6 spoons of it in there and it's still absolutely tasteless.
>>156599585where is /ourgirl/?
Not on Kenzie’s!
>>156599759ai slop
>>156600487suliface.gif
>>156600528one of the oldest videos i can remember is an orca sending a seal into orbit
>>156600568Into orbit? That's pretty much certainly fake
>>156600602Its true they head butt them in the surface the airlaunch them with their tail fuckers are straight evil
relentlessly beautiful in a way even Jetaya never was
>>156601094in a herpes-having sorta way really
The 8 on the cows is lazy as fuck
40 minutes till footy lads :D
>>156601094>beautifulyou're getting sexy mixed up with beautiful
>>156601094Bridget has been dropped too m8, plus Jetaya hairmogs her
What does hairmog mean
>>156601428Holy boomer>>156601094She is bogged schizos
>>156601482still would though
>>156601406All women are beautiful but not all women are sexy
THE BATTLE OF THE OCEAN IS UPON US
>>156599365
Given that dolphins are pack animals and sharks are mostly solitary, shouldn't the dolphins be able to gang up on each individual shark?
>>156601580A Megalodon (Otodus megalodon) would easily overpower a lone dolphin due to its sheer size and bite force. However, in a hypothetical matchup, a coordinated pod of orcas (the largest members of the dolphin family) or a highly organized group of dolphins could use their superior intelligence, speed, and teamwork to harass and potentially outmaneuver the prehistoric giant.
>>156601428Jetaya has super long hair
>>156601593Went from shark vs dolphins to megalodon vs orcas based
I gotta think that 13 Sharks wouldn’t have an issue slaughtering 13 Dolphins
BLOW THE FUCKING TRUMPETS
whats this gay trumpet shit?
Family Tips Blood in the Water Edition 9 tipped poophins 4 tipped pooarks
KWAB
Family Tips Gone For A Piss Edition11 tipped poophins2 tipped pooarks1 forgetful fairy
>>156601825Correct>>156601852Incorrect
I'm not in the comp but I pick dolphins
Top 3 took pooarks
Dolphins are hard to beat home (Suncorp)
phins TILTED
Keep getting Trindall and Kennedy mixed up
warriors would beat both these teams
>>156602009
>>156601862Fake news. Do not fall for it>>156601852Correct tips >>156601825Doesn’t include forgotten, clearly fake
where’s all the tries I was promised???
>15 minutes>no pointsSOMEONE CALL PVL
>>156602039It’s a ploy to take money from overs gamblers
the absolute state of the poophins (and my tips)
maybe these peems just hate Jai
Hamiso would have stopped that
watching the dogs and titans desu
Ronaldo?
ANYBODY SEEN HERBIE?
i know its the letter of the law but literally nobody was obstructed there
CHAPGOD
the fuck is this shit cunt
>tipped poophins
poophins bros...
Great try they are getting sharked
>>156602163You need to stay participative in the stream so they know you're seeing advertisements
Do >we rate the Sharks?
>>156602176I jump up and yell KFC at my tv every now and then and my steam stays on
>>156602173>getting sharkedIYKYN
the call held on those all the fucking time
>>156602181They're good but they don't have the mental edge needed to win big games. Need to shed the nice guy persona they've adopted and get back on the PEDs.
>>156602199lets just say im banned from the local community pool and its not for being a swimming verterbrate iykwim haha
do the players enter this stadium through that green pipe like Super Mario Bros??
EvaniaGOD
8 POINT PENALTY TRY
Pelite has ballooned
8PT Was PENALTY TRY & BIN
Heem
dolphins fullback sucks more than walsh
fucking hate these cronulla cunts
inb4 controversial binning swings momentum back to the Phins
>>156602181no. they're frauds. consistent finals appearances but always wash out. have only one the comp once in over fifty years
Mammals bros...
>>156602276>one the comp
>>156602275why would that happen, todd smith has been dick riding the sharks all game.
>one the comp
ChapDOUBLE
kek all time milk from Schneider
Nah fuck the sharksGreat pass
six again sharks
nicho hynes
lot of poophins tippers ITT it seems
more like a lotta niggas who tipped Poophins moit
>don't really want to watch allblacks Italy>don't want to watch the shitarks blow out the phins eitherWell that sucks
>>156602214Based
what kind of sydney side scumbag would you have to be to support the soulless club called the sharks
>>156602310Bra contents confirmed
>>156602374I wanna watch both and i am switching every now and thenCrazy how in league 40 min are actually 40 min
the real question is how does a soulless club like the sharks manage to attract good players and coaching personnel while popular and historic clubs like saints and parramatta have to live off scraps
sharks are based out of the cashed up north of sydney. they're pretty much the baby roosters
in the Peels case only westies and the odd country hick would prefer living around Parra surronded by jeets than live next to Cronulla Beach surrounded by blonde beach jailbait
they're even more of a yuppie club than the roosters are
>>156602432>>156602445KEK this is quality bait
Adelaide Sharks when
>>156602397How's the Union going?
>>156602454the truth is hard to hear
plath got hip dropped but didn't milk it so the whistle stayed away
based sexy hope millard
Cronulla-Sutherland Unethical Tuna Fishermen
nice trybrailey is raping these phins
are the dolphins gonna get a line through em?
WE WANT 50
ChapTRIPLE
Sharks have a ridiculously easy draw and will probably make the top 4 btw
>>156600487Ghanaian milo is the closest to Australian that I tried but that was years ago. It's slightly sweeter and they use sorghum malt which you can perceive if you aren't a tastlet.Nigerian is really sweet, and Singaporean sounds like what they've changed Australian to.I buy ovaltine here, it's alright bit heavy on the b group vitamins.You can make your own milo, get all the ingredients and mix it up yourself to taste, good healthfood shops will have everything
This is a diabolical performance from the phins at home.
>yeah this will be a nice tight midtable contest
we want 50 *clap clap clap*
supermarket will have most if not all the ingredients, also brewers supplies shops. It's just cocoa, malt, sugar, powdered milk maybe idk
that back hand strip is a legal steal
holy guacamole these phins have lost the plot
EIGHT POINT PENALTY TRYYYYY
sharks are origin merchants. they always win the games around this part of the year and it walks them into the top 8. they then fumble the bag in the finals.its clock work
>>156602454It's semi true, Cronulla and it's surrounds are CUB suburbs.The difference is sharks actually have fans
Just in the car , Triple M talking about the possibility of the 50 point curse while forgetting it already happened to the poophins in rd4
>>156602880forward pass should have been the first infringement but toddy smith is hot for nicho
Comeback soon
>>156602912>difference is sharks actually have fansKek. KEK. The difference is one has red on their jersey and one doesn’t
it’s true that Cronulla is in North Sydney and has more yuppie supporters than the Roosters?? kek what fucking drugs are you cunts on.
>>156602912>sharks hgave fanssharks literally have the smallest fanbase in the comp
nicho lowkey been flawless
LeviGOD
>>156602944Not according to /nrl/ studies
>>156602944meant the biggest fanbase
>>156602951
>>156602935>>156602935Games actually sell out. Not to mention you actually see people with sharks jersies, stickers etc
Jamie Humphreys is back flipping on the Bears lads this is unprecedented
GreyGOD
i have a mate who supports the sharks and he said half of their home crowds are zoomers who don't actually watch the game. they just mill around looking for other zoomers to hook up with.
>>156602993>they sell out gamesshark park only sits 15k, that's not an achievement
is line through-em lad online?also very embarrassing to also be held to a donut too
>>156603020>stories I made up for engagement bait not even a good attempt either
Souths >25%Newcastle >18%Brisbane >14%St George >9%Manly >7%Penrith >7%Perth Bears >7%North QLD >5%Easts >1%Cronulla >1%*all other teams statistically negligible
we want 60 *clap clap clap*
>>156603004Sauce?
sharks only play well when they get the first try. any real pressure on them and they fold.
Humphrey doesn't want to be a bear
>>156603034Dolphins have already conceded 50+ this year so the line was already thru em
>>156602944Those fuckers showed up in Vegas
oof
don't own nicho lads :(
>>156603070we're doing double lines for record keeping purposesthink they're the second team to get doubled
ChapFOUR
60-0Will Dolphins even make the 8?
Nicho hynes just being elite
give it to me straight, can the poophins still come back?
>>156602993>Games actually sell out
I am invoking the ancient rule of last try wins
These niggas really gonna put up a goose egg?
>>156603112I think if they scored a few more tries they might have a chance.
WE WANT 70
BroncGODS will Bradbury this season.
Redclife Tuna
>>156603150*CLAP CLAP CLAP*
hynes really scored 200 in SC what a tryhard
wouldnt mind nicho trying me from behyne hard iykwim haha
He means he wants to have gay sex with Nicho Hynes
Just finished dinner and checked the score66-0 jeeeeesus phins what's going on? you should have had that one?
AHAHAHAAHAHAHA HE SAID THE NUMBERS
>pooarks play shit all seasoncome good>poophins play great all season>come shit
>>156599755Perth and PNG are #18 (to be added in 2027) and #19 (to be added in 2028) respectively. This one is for a separate expansion, to be carried out in the 2030s.>>156602397It's because in league if time expires during a phase and no infringement from the other team occurs the half ends when a player gets tackled or held, while in union play keeps going until the ball goes dead. I always end up having this feeling that something has been left unfinished when a half ends like that.
>it's a bit of a desperation derby...- Jake Duke (2026)
My Peels will chalk up 50 #3 tonight I fear lads
2bh i think that tackle on sergis was complete
>>156603371The rights deal says 2029 or 2030, no later
BAAAAAAAAAAWK BITCHES>bunkeredbok bok bok
>>156603517based bunker
Has Mick Ennis had botox? His face looks weirdly stiff.
Canberra already have dirty shorts
REAL TAZBALL HOURS
What do you reckon Galvin's fondest memory of Ron Raper is?
Family Tips The Comeback Starts Now Edition (Tips Checker 5000™ strictly enforced)9 tipped poodogs4 tipped faders 1 forgetful fairy
Why does the 30m marking at the SFS say 300?
>>156603518Yeah I've been hearing 2030 too.
ill pick raiders xoxo
>>15660358530m is 300cm
>ynr Lockyer's joke when speaking on the quality of the early 2000's Canterbury sides, about how many premierships St George won with one Raper
Six again cometh early
>>156603585daniel 2poo is playing his 300th match
>>156603585Tupou's 300th
>>156603595>early 2000ok boomer
>>156603595kek, classicthey only won one premiership though so we have to assume innocence
Absolutely FUCK six agains>>156603591That's 3m. 30m is 300dm.
>>156603635
I've seen those be called held beforeKlein must have a big multi on >six more
why are regular season games played at this toilet bowl of a stadium instead of a suburban ground?
>>156603642I don't understand these performative pictures.
>>156603657Because Belmore Oval is also a toilet
FASTEST RAIDBACK OF ALL TIME
MEME TRY INCOMING
kekkekeke
>>156603662
Imagine not playing the whistle
KEKEKEKEKE yep thats a try baby
BASED TRY Had no idea what was going on
Funniest try of the year desu.
40 20!!!! KICK IT
Anyone got a clip of the raiders try?
but I thought the bunker had more angles than us!!
poodogs bros...
>frauddogs
>>156603795>bullfrauds
Bullfraud Ritchie
Starting to understand why the girls call Ziggy daddy. Has a very calm, understanding, authoritative, and handsome demeanor. Always calls them "girls" like a school teacher.
REDUCE YOUR FORCE
Hit the gym today lads.
refball
GAMES GOOOOOOOOORNE TOTAL SUTTON DEATH
ummm aren't you supposed to contest kicks poodoggies?
Bulldogs giving there fans what they want by not defusing bombs
>>156603883heh
>>156603662crisp asperger
>>156603843
Fancy not cutting off the sideline
you guys ever watch those seppo police bodycam vids on youtube? theyre pretty fucking funny
FEED 'EM CRITTA
Shades of Manu Vatuvei
A BIG STEAMING POO
Sped Stuart is lucky he's fucking the coach's daughter
>>156603907>proud of being an obese lard
Dogs are playing worse than the dragons kek.
that's enough manslop for me, switching back to the ladies
Sergis is a legit beast
>>156604037Fair-weather fan
>>156603979A BIG STEAMING DOUBLE POO
>>156604064Gave the men a chance at halftime
>>156604088Half time just started now dickhead.
That Aussie Broadband ad was probably one of the worst ads I've ever seen.
>>156604011You guys really are like us
Ennis has definitely had botox or some kinda work done lmao.
>>156599759Look up the story of the Orca Old Tom of Eden NSW, he used to drive southern wright wales into the bay for the whaling family there.
>>156604096don't take out your dogcel rage on me, i'm watching a riveting tight contest between 34 strong brave women
>>156604171I'm a Canberra fan you dumb fuck lol.
>>156604162started reading the wiki page and its been absolutely pozzed with abo stuff
>>156604200
brydie keeps falling over whenever she has to backtrack
>>156604230I may have added some mass to her centre of gravity ;) :o
>>156604243>>156604230
>>156604200>fanBased freshie
>>156603870LOWER YOUR CONTEST
BARKBACK
>>156604289>typing one word that triggers you means you're a freshie sure mate
based Jethro
>faders
freshie is getting cocky lads
>he doesn't even knowKEK
>>156604347I'm not a fucking freshy u dumb fuck!
why would you even be mean to a freshie?
>>156604374I'M NOT A FRESHIE!!!!
>>156604398i know you're not mate, these aren't even good bait posts
come on faders for once don't fade!
Ziggy and Jess getting very flirty with each other lads
>>156604415I'm just bored lad.
three pretty shocking games today, but i blame the dolphins since that was supposed to be the game of the round
RAIDGODS RAIDGODS RAIDGODS RAIDGODS RAIDGODS RAIDGODS
>>156604435The Chad first grade referee vs the Virgin second grade player boyfriend
Canberra fans are easily triggered
>>156604436unironically think half of the family is in /rug/im watching the wallabies as well and its a better game
SET THE FUCKING TABLE
>>156604462I doubt that no family member enjoys peems taking poos which is all pooion is
>>156604468
>>156604462Eh. I'm a raiders fan, so I'm watching anyway. I'll take the wins where I can.
FUCKING ELITE TRY
>>156604474nah the meta has moved away from thattheres like 10 tries a game on average these daysim watching both but got the nrl muted
>>156604507Thanks for this one m8
>>156604507kek
>>156604507cuts out before the canberra put down
>>156604523That's because they can't defend properly anyway and especially with the obligatory yellow cards almost every game
>>156604507Can you make another one with the put down?
>>156604567nonsense
Lachlan Galvin
>I need a nap boss
Collapsed lung
boomer driver nearly ran the doctor over lol
Looks ribs related for sure
Shoulder to the backBroken ribsPunctured lung
>>156604750Legit crazy because he didn't even get hit hard at all.
>>156604771Point of the shoulder hits a vulnerable spot on the back, all that force in a small area
>>156604788Wasn't necessarily what I'd call a shoulder charge though.
>>156604332>he didn’t deny it
Stinger >>156604797No, but can still whack with the point of the shoulder as long as the arm is open and attempts to wrap
CALL IT OFF
These dogs are abysmal
>>156604819Legit. I'll be interested to see what the diagnosis is.
I've had bruised ribs from knees in the back, a kiwi did it to me, you can't tell how bad it is so they take precautions. It could be a bruise or a break but either way they don't wanna move him around incase it makes it worse
Diagnosis: sprained finger
>>156604836Seems like it's just stinger, there's bundles of nerve fibres across your upper back that can trigger an electrical "stinger" across the nerves that spooks people. Remember Latrell went off a few years ago at the Roosters in a neck brace from a stinger (he was fine).
lateral flexion of the neck. it’s pulled on a ligament in his neck, compressing the nerve root coming out of the cervical spine leading to loss of sensation and motor power in the arm he's got an history of nerve issues
Stingers arent a thing, stop trying to make it happen
>>156604872From the whip lash of the lateral impact? Maybe.
>>156604843got a bit rough did it mate?
>>156604868Does it cause numbness and loss of feeling? Or intense pain? I've heard of a stinger, but I don't know what it is really
>>156604879Why does my doctor prescribe me 300mg of pregabalin each month then?
>>156604905cuz u a bitch
>>156604905I took Lyrica for nerve compression issues in both my arms for a while. It does help a bit, but it's more of a bandaid solution.
>>156603004>>156603066Just read this, so shit as a Bears tragic. He was guaranteed a starting position which won't be the case anywhere else.
>>156604901They describe it as nerve pain of the acute "electrical" variety>The brachial plexus is the group of nerves that sends signals from the spinal cord to the shoulder, arm and hand. A brachial plexus injury happens when these nerves are stretched, squeezed together, or in the most serious cases, ripped apart or torn away from the spinal cord.>Minor brachial plexus injuries, called stingers or burners, are common in contact sports, such as football. Babies sometimes get brachial plexus injuries when they're born. Other health issues, such as inflammation or tumors, may affect the brachial plexus.https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/brachial-plexus-injury/symptoms-causes/syc-20350235
>>156604942Cheers mate.
>>156604897It was on field but yeah a bit dirty and rough. Had to give a urine sample for blood, it fucking hurts a lot more than a bruise sounds like it would hurt
>mayo clinicaint takin no medical advice from crackers ass whiteboys
>When the NRLW sock scent hits
>>156604935FTB. Quokkas 4eva
the eels better show up or else this is the worst day of football for the year
PARRACHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT ALL THE EELCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
supooer shitterday
COMEBACK
>>156604960>for me it's the spicy barbecue sauce clinic
HosGOD saving my dogshit week lads
LADS THE PRINCESS OF TONGA IS IN ATTENDANCE ONCE AGAIN
>when the roostettes forget their dirty sock basket
>Tups 300th game >Old Boys day >Old Easts logo >Uncle Nicks City Ford yeah this will be 50+ heeming for Poosters
Why doesnt JWH wash that cum out of his hair???
>>156605206It's hair gel m8
>every away team dominatingeelgods?
Just want a baby and dress him/her up in whatever
Offft Cronk talking mad shit at AJ & Ken Irvine
>Barely thirty metres in the first set>Fullback already taking a hitupYeah my peels are in for it tonight lads
>>156605245kek m8 you don’t know Peels footy
>leave the ruck>this is a 6 again
A TRY ON THREE HUNDREDOO
ballard status?
I swear there’s a ballad about that bloke
Why is Tiana so out of breath?
she must’ve run into some white bois on her way out of the tunnel
>another random 6 again for no reasonTotal Ref Death
She bumped into Ziggy in the sheds
DCELITE
would’ve been call no try if that was Peels
PLAY ONTRY
based Bunker
It's not even Deaddy just tackle him
nobody wanted to touch him in case they get ass cancer
Is it really fair that he's allowed to play without 5kg of intestine dead weight?
Was it really fair that George Rose allowed to play with an extra 25kg of intestine dead weight?
>holding on the groundThis is not a penalty
adam gee keeps giving the chooks the old dick kiss with those phantom six agains and letting them leave the line early
Uncle Nick has paid good money for this win lads stop noticing things
what a pass
NO PLEASE GIVE IT
getting the ol' gluck-gluck from the bunker to be given that try
T-R-ITRY
KEK fuck off the cunts finger tips were still on it
Being a peels customer is bad enough with how shit they are but watching the shit cunt ref give the other team the leg up just makes it even worse.
>>156605567gee always gives chooks the ol' rub and tug
>>156605563Sorry mateCant afford anything better than 30fps 480p cameras
forward ffs
reckon that elbow was on purpose to be honest
>>156605584It’s fucking insane to me that they don’t use some crazy high frame rate cameras for shit like that.
DUTY OF CARE ON THAT MILLISECOND REACTION
>>156605654Amateur sport please understand
>slip into tackle>don't react in 0.1s>this is a penalty
>>156605660REDUCE YOUR FORCE OF JUST STANDING THERE
>>156605675>unless you lead with the head in origin
has this nigga got 6 hands or something?
FOXGOD FOXGOD FOXGOD
SAVE ME BUNKER
FUCKKKKKK LOWER YOUR DPI GAMING LEGEND ADDO CARR KEEP RUSHING B ITS A GOOD STRAT YOU'LL GET THE TRY NEXT TIME
If the Footy Gods exist they need to smite the Poosters scourge
>Ball only travels backwards>this is a knock on
Adam Gee whiz I want Roosters to win
bit of a crazy pass there mister DC "midlife crisis" E
Ryles is a big guy
>poosters 2m offside>this is not a 6 again
he didn't fly so good
Adam Gee should be castrated
>Eels knock on>they didn't even touch it
'too late to challenge' he says when it hasn't been ten seconds yetfuck me gee doesn't even hide it
>The Inflictor is 4m offside >no 6 again >accidental offside off Tupou >no call
Here comes the even up before halftime
Guys, stop noticing
>Volkman ha stumbled in his blitz times tables and won't be back tonight
>Ball goes back>Knock on
>shoulder charge >no call
shoulder charges are a-okay when roosters do them
Classic peels footy I want to kill myself
Im gonna heem radshit into another dimension
every time the roosters lay in the ruck gee whines 'you're milking!'
>Roosters laying all over Peels in the ruck >Ref calls milking
tupou's cooked and should retire
A DROPPED BALL 300THOO
SHOULDER CHARGE
All of a sudden know what a shoulder charge is, huh
KEK that wasn’t a shoulder charge 5mins ago
POOSTERS
now we go to our Posters filled half time show for more cock sucking
fell asleep on the ol' chair lads 0-4 half time rugbah leege is a funny sport
Would be nice if my soft cock captain cared about his peels and actually played
Some of youse should have been refs desu
yeah all the gamblers they'd fit right in to the ref culture
desu I reckon I could ref all other peems but my own & NSW fairly
PEELGODS PEELGODS PEELGODS
ZAPBACK
PEELBACK >losing on toopoo's 300th game in front of the Tongan princess, the PM and his new born baby why are mercenaries like this
EELSCHADS
WILLIAMSGODJOASHGODEELSGOOOOOOOODS
Williams really undulated his way through that line
that’s the better Jarrow celly yet kek
yeah they used to be housemates
>>156606240>Klein is actually a part of the family
>>156606322who? the Princess, the PM & Tups?
>>156605193oof
TAKE THE COWARDS POO
>>156606337Yeah m8 haven’t you heard? It used to be a reality show.
>ignore offside>phantom knock on>offside to cover up knock onAt least hide it
IF anyone believes in the poo curse its big strong tongans
Brave and highly intelligent two points
GAMELEVELLINGPOO
OUR THIRD BIG STEAMING POO OF THE DAY
Adam Gee whiz if Roosters don’t win here I could be found in the trunk of a BYD car
>>156606361was it called Just Coco Things?
Tbh you wouldn't want every little thing called
>all 4 eels knock backs have been ruled knock onsLmao
THAT'S A WHOLE LOTTA PRINCESS
A TRY ON 300thoo
TOOOOOOO POOOOOOOOOOOOO SCORES ON THIS 300TH HATTRICK BIRTHDAY GAME
A 300TH ON TRYBOO
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FOR THE PRINCESS
After 15 repeat sets, they score a try, wow
Twopoo is so much better than Johnston
Now that the Chinese gambling syndicates have their tryscorer maybe Gee will ref evenly now?
Ok it's officially time to stop doing the bow celebrations. Knock it off, it's cliché.
When these retards are doing the archer celebration they keep releasing the bow instead of the arrow
They call him Danny TwoPoos cos he always poos twice
>>156606483The Huts are in town
300th try on 146th debut game on 200th
I don’t think Twopoo has ever >ttp
Realistically if the Poosters choke this can the princess impart some kind of punishment?
my dream would be to marry a big strong islander girl, have a big footy playing son and try and make the longest islander name so it wouldn't fit on the back of the jersey cause names on jerseys is dumb
Wouldn't want to be a mutton flap tonight
If Tupou didn’t score Tonga would have a Chinese missile silo installed tomorrow
touchie, shut upYou're not allowed to speak
Just woke up lads where fuck is Hopgood?
medical professionsals belief steven crichton has a dead cunt
I wouldn’t let my kids play footy if I had any
BILLY SMOTHER
KEK no way he was onside
nrlphysio says he's fine
>ALWAYS concedes the dumb penalty
KEK at Cherry blowing up at Wong for dragging him through the play the ball and giving away the pen
cam on addo carr just type in DNKROZ and get a try
More of an IDDQD man myself
RACIST INBOUND
>victor going into tackles with his head down aimed at opposition jaws
BILLY BOY
roosters more like poosters lol
The Eels are getting COCKED
THE SNITCH
for me its rosebud
ramsy is dufty but not an unco spastic
peels?No.
>>156606675based simster
>>156606667Holy fuck lads this is hilarious. I think we just found our latest funny maymay
>>156606708shitney poosters
More of a Transport Tycoon man myself
>>156606719kek
BITCH TOIA
TWO POO
TWO FOR THE PRINCESS
TWOPOOOOOOOOO
amazing how the roosters are never off-side!
TOOPOOGOOOOODDDDDDD>princess dancingCUTE
Tongnan princess hoping they’ve still got copious amounts of Steggals chickens around
there's no bigger band of dickheads than the roosters and their fans
>>156606845kek
dumb marky mark could have got a try if he wasn't trying to milk those two men
>>156606845lmao there's no way he was onside
whats the princess meme mean is it his mum?
A HATTRICK ON 300THOO
300 games3 trys TIP YOUR HATTRICKFALL OVER THE LINE MAN EXPOSED
THE PRINCESS WILL AWARD HIM A TONGAN CASTLE FOR THIS
>>156606872The Princess of Tonga is literally in attendance tonight
>>156606872she's literally royalty mate, her name is Lātūfuipeka Tukuʻaho and as of 25 July 2019 she is the Non-Resident Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary to the Republic of the Philippines but most important of all A HUGE FOOTY CUSTOMER
>>156606904>>156606906Is she single?
>>156606906tuopou is philipino?
LET ADDO GET ONE
Last try wins
>>156606963based sudden death enthusiast
>>156606915She's a fat mum
>>156606993That's not a no
>>156606949Markey says no
PEELBACK IS ON
>>156606963PEELGODS
>>156607001Coconut women only like qt whitebois lad
>Araz Nanvatf is this woke shit
Tupou more like toopoo lol
>no pitch invasion pooster customers confirmed paid actors
Peels are the only team in the game that could have an Alameddine in juniors and not have his family rig the comp for preferential treatment.
>>156607052Supposedly kurdish but probably some mudshit wog. He could be interesting
Addo-Carr thinks he's an Islander
>>156607127Abos are from an island to be fair
>>156606906>PlenipotentiaryBit dangerous. I'd only send an ambassador desu.
I don't think the eels are very good
finna take a xanax and a codeine and go to sleep haha
>>156607179yeah well I don’t think YOU are any good m8
is a media contract in a poosters contract when you sign up ladies
>>156607200just remember you’ve got to coach tomorrow Foz
>>156607179What's the temperature in nz right now don't lie please
The nation of Tonga stands with the Sydney Roosters
>European officials and missionaries-who have made a study of the beliefs and customs of the natives have learned that it is not always the perpetrator of the cannibalistic atrocity who is altogether to blame. The South Sea Islanders have been described as children, easily led by any one of superior cunning or intelligence-which in this connection is not quite the same thing. Over the ordinary native was the King, himself usually a good-natured fool. Over the King were the Kanibus, or cannibal priests. But over them was the root of the whole trouble-the kaevakuku, or sorcerer. The sorcerer talked with the spirits which the South Sea islanders believe remain around human habitations after life leaves the mundane body. If anything went wrong-heavy rains, a drought, a hurricane, or an epidemic of disease-the kaevakuku asked the spirits what was troubling them. The sorcerer, perhaps exercising a little discretion and a little private spite of his own, would attribute the displeasure of the gods to some particular and often innocent individual of the tribe, who must forthwith be killed and eaten.
He's collecting dozens of choccy necklaces
Night night lads love yous
night m8 sleep well more footy tommorrow
>broncos on bye>dragons on byeAmount of retarded posts decreases dramatically. Interesting.
>guy watches 2 games this week for the 1st time ever>thinks he knows everything
