FIFA-FO-FUMI SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISHMAN 5pm ET
>>156617228Where are you watching the match?
>>156617324In my living room while eating world cup shaped pasta
post the line ups faggot
>>156617380Im fatmaxxing with a chicken buffalo flatbread, homemade bean and cheese dip with lays potato chips and a large vanilla iced coffee.
>>156617380Yeah, but are there any good (free) restreams?
>>156617324It's on the telly
>>156617504I am American. I don't know anything about soccer lineups
>>156617228Why isnt Nusa playing?
>>156617621I don't have a telly, m8I'll smack ye in the gobba, guv'naAnyway, I found one:https://streamed.pk/watch/norway-vs-england-2517651/admin/1
>>156617629its where both teams' offensive and defensive players line-up for the snap
OFFICIAL COMFY MATCH THREAD >>156617464OFFICIAL COMFY MATCH THREAD >>156617464OFFICIAL COMFY MATCH THREAD >>156617464
>>156617655I thought you meant restream as in when the pasta comes out the other end as diarrhea
>>156617228buffstreams app got taken downpost backup links
>>156617708for what purpose its just a thread
>>156617716Yes, I can understand why you'd think that was my intent
>>156617728https://fmhy.net/video#live-sports
>>156617847which one has the least delay
Is this the anal sphincter stretching, rectum bottoming out thread? My idea of comfy involves a full feeling
Someone get Semra Hunter a seat. I suggest my face.
>>156617708>calm down little Napoleon
>>156617923Ich HASSE Karen Carney.
hi comfybros
I don't like the wingers or the defence.
imagine having to watch argentina x switzerland after this>>156618035good afternoon hans
Haaland has some big lips, more commonly seen on negros. In fact, negroes often say that white people look more like monkeys because of our thin lips. What is the negro opinion on Erling Haaland's big negro lips?
>>156617228How come Belgium played on a Monday then Friday, while England gets Saturday to Saturday? Seems like England rigged something here.
Henderson can barely speak English. A deeply unintelligent man
>>156617228>Hit drum 2x>Row!
I don't follow soccerWho is favored in this match?
Bellendham I calls him
>>156617599>iced coffeeI never saw the appeal of that until I got a new-fangled machine that can make them. They're delicious.
>>156618154
>>156617324I think NRK direkt 2, I'm on holiday in Ålesund, they've been showing live shots of Oslo on TV, big crowds
Like iced tea, iced coffee is complete shite compared to the proper thing. Do NOT fall for the advertising.
This is the thread
>>156617324cazétv with an extension that removes most of the delay, i recommend it to every (brazilian) anonhttps://x.com/joaogfc_/status/2071987927425421617
good luck Norwaybros
>we wuz vikings n shit!>ignore we did nothing ww1 and ww2>ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm a /pol/tard. tell me who to root for.
Anons, you know what to do. rooo dot no
>>156618348>/pol/Norway
That Bellingham presser quote basically calling past teams shit is mad lmao
>>156617228Boring and professional 2-0 win for England. Haaland gets 1 touch
>>156618348Root for a game that isn't decided by bullshit VAR
>>156618102bro's an actual neanderthal
IF we lose then an England player needs to pierce their drum so they can't use it
I think England has to score more goals than Norway to win
>>156618463that downie strength
Did yuropoors sleep or are you going the whole night through?
>>156618488You would think but actually if Norway score fewer then that would also lead to an England win
>>156618171england, norway's defending is sus
digits and england ngubus win
>>156618171By ball knowers? Norway
this exact moment was when he BOTTLED the league btw
>>156618195Cheers friend
>>156618418We do a lil trolling
>>156617228Something tells me the "fun" aspect of the World Cup ends tonight. Norway being the last fun team. I think England wins tonight.I think England wins the whole thing but I think it's gonna be some big time stress next week.
>>156618678>I think England wins the whole thing but I think it's gonna be some big time stress next week.i wish but i can't see argentina not making it to the finals again
>>156618663kek
PRODUCE England PRODUCE!
>>156618270sank a battleship :-)
is there weather delay?
Oh look Norway vs England...We are 4 hours away from the main event: MESSI
BUILT FOR
>french refrefball against england incoming>>156620337built for HCH (he's coming home)
>>156620337Immigrants
I don't know, I saw haaland look and I think he will rape ingerland
>>156620337>not fat>britsthey are ugly, but not fat, so probably immigrants
>>156620337you guys keep saying how anglos are white, but honestly their faces have peasant features and are quite disfigured, that typical bong face. You don't really see it that much in the Netherlands and Scandinavia. Maybe their are not white afterall
Madueke reminds me of bebe
>>156620918anglos are white, but nobody said you have to be pretty to be white
dubs and Haaland 90+15 game winner
>>156621112that’s quads anon
where can nigga watch the game?
i'm sure haaland is a big factor for this, but so many people i know are rooting for norway this game.but, shouldn't we root for england? if they win it all we can cope by saying we lost to the best team in the cup
>>156621112>English God adding 1
>handsome norwegian blond twinks among the spectatorsyeah, i'll be watching this match until the end
>>156617228It's gonna be 2-1 again, by the way
>>156620337Dees goosting m8. Feckin slags got more putty on their face than Trump.
>teams against argentina>"lets attack,attack,attack!>teams against england>"lets defend,im just happy to be here!UwU"PENALTY FOR ENGLAND!
>>156621370weird, i don't remember going to italy to make this post
I swear every match they cut to Infantino he looks less and less human like the heat and humidity are warping his human disguise.
my computer desk still smells like spew because I projectile vomitted all over it last night
>>156620337bloody noses after tonight
>>156621846You might be onto something there.
this is gonna be a slurper isn't it
what's beckham thinking right now?
slurp status?
>>156617228first for nnnnnnnn ViviCAM ON イングランド
>>156621591Irony of this lump
>cheers geoff
good idea to play games in miami in the summer
England have a player named Gay, that is all
whats the rules or social stigmas of the /comfy/ thread
maducky is so shit
finally we get the ball
perhaps I shall wet my whistle
Anyone in Tromsø, at the public showing downtown?
>>156622644try not to be racist or rude to others hope this helps!! :)
>>156622522Soccer is always a slurper.>>156622340Did Carlton lose again?
>>156622644just don't be a fag. just watching the match, posting when you have a thought about something that just happenedstops it getting bumped to death by irrelevant drivel or arguments
I would just like to say I would consider supporting an England world cup win if it meant that fucking England band was permanently banned from games
>>156622522its like 35 degrees and humid there. some players might die.
Well fuck. Norway feel they have nothing they can do except park the bus to hope for a counter attack, and every England attack is going nowhere because Madueke just keeps losing the ball for England yet we continue trying to play from his cross. We’re stuck in a stalemate until someone slips first.
Imagine Semenyo or Olise on the right wing rather than Badueke
>>156622644no arrowsno goonslop be nice
For some reason it feels like it's going to sting so much more if we lose this one. I am well used to it not coming home, but it genuinely feels like a lifetime since our poor country has had a win of any kind.norway pls let us score some gols
With way both sides are playing I feel we're going to get a full on tea break instead of hydration break.
madookie is trash. complete bum
>O’Reilly about to pass forward>sees his only option is Madueke>turns around and passes back Don’t blame him
worst game ever
Who the fuck is Norway?
How is Miami's stadium not indoors?This is the equivalent of footy at Darwin, miserable. Miami is always this hot.
>>156622915Haaland is dangerous on the break, the big man is fast when he gets room to open up
ref please.... i'm getting thirsty...
WHAT A GAME
DAMN IT
slurrrrrrp
This shit is over.
Doesn't look good for norway so far
im suckin down gatorade just thinking bout that heat
England all over them
Norway is parked deep. this match is gonna be sloooow
>>156622859Barmy Army is kino though.
Is this what they call a "slurper?"
>nu/sp/ hyped this matchLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bongs, why does Tuchel love Madueke so much? Something to do with favouritism from playing for Chelsea?Saka is at least 10 times the player Madueke is.
worst match ever
it's a slurper, i'm going to finish watching the northmen
>mr brightsideKino
This is the quality of match I'd expect to see in this heat. It feels like a fucking furnace outside right now.
we're gonna lose, bellingham is gonna get a header at some point
Only Tuchel and Kane can save us from riggitini
>Madueke FINALLY does a cross and beats the keeper >O’Reilly fumbles it insteadwe would be fucked if it wasn’t for Norway being killed by the heat
>>156623350Delete this and think about ending your lifd
It is aSit back and relax game
>another european slurper>we couldn’t beat any of these fraudsThe future for sudaca footy is so grim, I think I’m gonna start watching gooning contests
Aggressive soccer just doesn't exist much anymore huh?
>beautiful asian girl in the anti-depressant commercial
mad how many English people think The Killers are English. They are Mormons from Utah
>>156623409Saka has been nursing an injury for the past 4 years
DESTINY IS CALLING MEOPEN UP MY EAGER EEEEEEYESCAUSE IM MR BRIGHTSIDE
who can stop this england superteam?
What a super duper slurper
>>156623409Saka is not 100% due to his hamstring, which is why he’s not playing full games.You just would think there’s anyone else he could have picked to stand in for him.
what is it like to be lactose intolerant?
what did you guys expect lol? wc games are always like this. Norway is playing extra conservative since it's hot and humid, they are saving all their energy for their 1-2 breakaway chances.the way this is going, as long as England doesn't score, the game play so far favours Norway in the long-term.
>>156623409Saka isn't ten times the player of anybody Also he's permanently crocked now Arteta ran him in to the ground I don't particularly rate Palmer but he was probably a better option than a limping Saka
another scorcher
when I watch haaland chasing the ball I imagine his mind being like a dog>BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL
Lmao they just showed a commercial on Norwegian tv implying all the Brits were gorillas
game is boringNorway parking the busEngland trying to remember how to attackI need a beer
Can somebody redpill me on Nico O'Reilly?I never heard of him before this past league season, he barely plays in the league, and now he's starting matches for England in the worldc up?
milf spotted
>>156623604female depression doesn’t exist, just have a baby
Soon we will laugh at this reddit ass team.
DONALD TRUMPDONALD TRUMP IF YOU CAN HEAR ME NUKE THIS MATCH
Why is Trossard refereering and winking at Haaland
might become the biggest slurper of all time
Somebody mic england's manager. Dude's pumped.
>Jordan Henderson in the huddle with his stookie as if he's involvedlmao
>>156623609hey, i also thought they were englishplease include me in your racism
>I keep getting drug treatment ads for rehabilitation centers >never done drugsAre they predicting that I'm going to become a junkie?
REF'S A CUNT
ITV commentators keep commenting on how they're both fat fucks lol
>>156623140>apparent temperature 36°C right nowit's quite high, but won't give a stroke to the PED abusers as much the tour de france with 40+°C without the felt like perception taken in consideration
>>156623713agony if you eat some dairy product that's too soft or liquidy
>>156623732Unfortunately agreed. Haaland may only get three chances this whole game, but he’ll finish at least one of them. We’re fucking up every chance we get.Need to sink this Free Kick to force Norway to open up and actually get a game going
how do they get a free kick from running into someone
>>156623915I always do scotsman ;)
what a slurper
Norway don’t even counter when they win it, they start playing tiki taka in their own half
>>156623807He played almost every game in the league
Kane time
>>156623947Serious Q thougy how do those old fuckers on the Tour De France peddle up hill relentlessly in those temps
>>156623713idk I’m white
>shyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeet
So what is everyone drinking? I got a bottle of Hawkstone cider. Its got that crisp clean taste like Blackthorn but none of the ripping your gut insides out nature of it. Goes down quite smooth.
what does kane do?
>>156623934this match is more nocive than cocaine
Treds on his foot, runs into him, dives and gets a free kick.. thought we were having a fair game
Why wouldn't Declan Rice take the free kick?
kane can't free kick
OW I just got hit in the side of the head by that ball from kane
>>156617228Where does Haaland's phenotype even come from? There's no one in the team or in the crowd or in the street interviews from Norway thay look even remotelly like him.
Wtf was that kane sama.
This is a genuine snoozefest
>>156623140It's fine for 75% of the NFL season
>>156624108drugs
why don’t norway run more? they have crazy vo2 max for nordic skiing
>>156624159It's shite and you would not be drinking it if it wasn't associated with Clarkson, next
This don't look good for Norway...
>>156623947It's probably not ideal temp.
............ROOOOOO
my mom calls Haaland the gorilla
>>156624008The defender challenged, didn’t touch the ball, and impeded the attacker
>>156618528I'm watching the two matches tonight + the UFC, Gooby getting heemed would be kino.
i should visit england some time
>>156621370>>156621749gay
K A N E
>>156624221they dug him out of the norwegian mountains like an orc
no but seriously why is arrys mouth so narrow?
>>156624047But he's a role player for his club, no?
>>156624221Sami/inbred scandi hybrid phenotype
ROOOOOOOO
>>156624404No
>cut to Norwegians doing cringe viking rowing>Half of them are Asians Kek... I'd laugh but we can hardly talk
>>156624363imagine not being gay
>>156624326she wants to sleep with him
>>156624221comes from the hall of the mountain king
>>156624295To be honest I am drinking it cause it was on offer for £2 so I thought I'd try one.
>>156623140If the stadium is used in the summer, it is at night for concerts. During the NFL season it's not too hot.
>>156624221His dad has spongebob head
>ROO>ENGLAND>ROO>ENGLAND>ROO>ENGLANDcomfy
ROO
>Ivory Coast lost to this
HOOO>>156624271It's like 30+ mid winter ain't it?It's not sub-tropical, it's plain and simple tropical. Year round hot. Gulf stream.
>That Asian girl who imediately stopped rowing and waved to the cameraWifey come home plz
>>156624221
>>156624363why did they paint her brown
>>156624221He does look a lot like his mother. The only thing he gets from his dad is his height.
>>156624363I love this slut
the rowing feels reddit now
Had my eye out but couldn't see the giga autist who refuses to ROO
Iceland's chant had more SOVL than Norway's tryhard viralbait rowing
>>156617228Well Wrexham came to my city and I just got home. We beat 3 jews (cracovia) and 2 england fansWISŁA WREXHAM!
>>156624376They have trolls up there not orcs
Watching soccer makes it obvious why rugby was invented.
riggi status?
>>156624363this is brown face
>>156624159Wow! Is that the 5% "The Freshly Pressed One" Hawkstone cider? I am very interested in hearing more about this cider. Please tell me more about this alcoholic beverage you have organically stumbled across. I want to learn more!
Some funny looking blokes on booth sides.
>>156624558No, it's low to mid 20s for most games
>>156624404In the second half of these season he suddenly became fullback god and Man City's most creative player. He was nutmegging fools at will and no one could get the ball off him.
>>156624613they SAILED they didn't row
>>156624159Got some cans of -196 lemon and peach shochu, very moreish
>>156624363>white face with a black bodyliterally the perfect women
>>156624605>Angela Merkel country that supports mass immigration calling anyone reddit
Is Norway's 26 Eminem-wannabe using pink hair dye or is my TV fucked
>>156624675looool Scotchy getting his arse
CLOSE
>STONES
well this is a boring game, give us the angloids already, my north sentinel island beach are going to eat them alive
>>156624668Pretty much... Then why by the time America was invented Football didn't make it there.It's like someone decided football is too cringe and we need something better
holy that was a bad fuck up
>>156624778it looks pinky to me too
>haaland and bellingham flirting
Wtf was that dumbass defender
>>156624735Pour that away you weeb cunt.
>>156624363white + tan = perfection
jeffrey pebbles
England trying their best to not haaland shoot
Free kicks can’t be this hard surely? There used to be a point where it seemed certain that a free kick = goal, but nowadays 49 out of 50 free kicks either end up skied away into the crowd or directly at an opponent.
>Norway has their own wharfie timenoice.
>>156624778YeahHe's half american i think
How many shit set pieces in a row does Rice need to have before his reputation as a great set piece taker is hurt?I thought our thing from the first game was to be a set piece team but they've been so bad.
holland shoulda kicked the goalie in the head lol
What is stockfish like?
>gently pass to haaland in the boxwhat the FUCK are you doing you plum
slurrrrp
>>156624735>Got some cans of -196 lemon and peach shochu, very moreishFiltered through fish guts. Yum...
>35 minutes in>0 shots on target by both teams
>>156624989
>>156624925Have you ever taken one, fatty? They're really hard.
embarrassing display by haaland
>>156624946American isn't an ethnicity you dumbass esl lmao
Whats the use of sorloth on the wing? He's a statue
???
Holy shit they did it
HOMY FUCK HOLY FUCK
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>156625018>
ur seeing right
ahh lads
GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLBLOOTA
ROFLMAO LOL EVEN
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
inb4 VAR'd
Roses watch out!
OH NO NO NO NO
ITS COMIN -ACK!!!
Kane lost the ball like 3 times before that
nooooooooooooooooo
NORGESTRONK
wtf lmaoooooo
pray for my english roses
var????????
what a goal
L M A OA TE N G L A N DKEEP CRYING FOR A FOUL HARRY, YOU LITTLE BITCH.
NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO
Yes Norway ladsGet fucked nighers
HOW THE FUCK
that was the most random goal
VAR
VAR will take this back, but yeah, we’re fucked.
GAS ENGLAND GAS ISLAM
hold that English scum
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
GETSLURPED
var moment
no fucking waylet's see how they try to rule it out
>>156625061American father norwegian mother
KANE IS TRYING TO RIG IT
wut
SCAAAAARRRR
contender for goal of the tournament surely?
>>156624601me too. i really wanted to post a webm of her bouncing down the runway but all of them were webms and mp4s with audio :(alsoNORWAY GOOOOOOOOOL
Oh no no
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT'S OVER FOR ENGLAND
Either mint as fuck goal or cross gone wrong lol>>156625340
EGADS IT'S ANOTHER LINDISFARNE
well done
>misshit crossjust like football manager
Was hilarious seeing Norways fullback making a good cross after Madueke.Engkeks are so bad at football
I'm gonna kms
yes hello
>Englanddeserved for walking instead of attacking
why the fuck does kane dive so much
Hahahahahahahaha
FUCKING KANE WTF KEK>diving cost him a goalDeserved. Press S.
>pickford
>Picknorf
Come on Norway! Defend the honor of Hatsune Miku!
OH NO
>>156625577FUCK ISLAM FUCK COMMUNISM FUCK ENGLAND
'ane our diving boy.......
GOLGOLGOLGOLGOL
sorry Ingurland you are not Vargentina
I think that was a misshit cross, but baller goal and celebration
>do nothing>win nice """""sport""""""
>>156625433>English scumWhere? It's a team of Africans against Norway
Kane lost aura
As much as I fucking hate Dixon I do agree it seemed like a cross
HOWEVERVAR incoming...
>>156625464Infantino is sitting next to some Norwegian prince so it's unlikely
>dino armsKWAB
elbowed him up the asshole
Erling Haaland
If Kane doesn’t dive Norway don’t score
roll around on the ground while your team is cut to ribbons, england's mouse arry
kek diving fag deserves it
>>156625760BUT I DOVE
>Kane just flopping around everywhere he goes
H-However
why are the english spending so much time on the floor what the fuck is that
Just our luck that their cross went in during their 20% spell of possession
VIKING BROS #RESPECT
We got a game boys
HOLY KINO> HOLY KINOHOLY KINO> HOLY KINOHOLY KINO> HOLY KINOHOLY KINO> HOLY KINOHOLY KINO> HOLY KINOHOLY KINO> HOLY KINO
>english flopping all over the pitchWhy, they're the better team
I can't believe they didn't even look at that?
oh here we go, english players flailing all over the field. thank god this ref is having none of it.
>>156625692England deserve to lose for having 70% of the ball and doing absolutely nothing with it vs Norway of all teams
I didn't know other norwegians can score goals too
That's one punch for the Misses...
it wasnt a cross
>we should double down on diving I thinkwhat if you just attack
why every england player is diving
>>156625845VAR denied
>>156625752'ere Kane lad you go diving at the beach
>crying for a foul>everyone slows down, certain that the ref will stop the play>goalWhy are footie players like this?
Norway is just like me, two good pumps I cum like a fountain
That is an insane strike.I think he was trying to get to Haaland though kek.
GOAWD I LOVE IT WHEN ENGLEL LOSES
Argentina is really going to have the easiest run ever to the final.
>ITS COMING HOME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what shirt is that ngubu speed wearing?
Wouldn’t the English players be more useful playing instead of rolling on the ground?
OMG
>>156626025Cause you don’t understand football, retarded mutt
y'all are dumb if you don't already know who is winning. Norway's social presence is insane. Of course, the refs will rig it for them.
>>156626025It was a clear flopping dive from Kane
>>156626089sexo marcille
>>156626025yeah ref didn't really see it otherwise that gets whistled 99% of the time, seemed like a var situation for sure
>odeshart
>all that divingjesus
>>156624925In what world was it ever certain that a free kick = goal?
Looking a little bit rattled there
Why do England always choke against these underdogs. They lost to iceland, croatia and now Norway
Gordon looks like a statue from the Roman Empire come to life
>>156626089Marcille only like orcs.
>england caved in under pressureCome on now
>>156626208bros prob think this is the prem
THE RIG IS IN
Gordon has been one of the better players for eng this tournament
>>156626151Yeah brutal truth is England or Norway aren't good enough to win this
England is really cursed
OH NO NO NO INGERBROS
>>156625817I don’t care about the players I’m talking about the fans
Collapsed here, QUICK GET THE HYDRATION BREAK IN
If this was Argentina, that goal would have been disallowed.Still England are playing like shit. Need to not concede a second before half time, get screamed at in the changing room, and make a sub or two immediately to sort this mess out.
Wonder what tuchel told them during the hydration break because they’re letting Norway roll all over them
england are so ponderous and slow
LMAO HAALAND
>play against a team that isn't shit>completely fall apart
>>156626089Based marcille
>>156626151As if FIFA would let Messi's team have it any other way
>>156625533he didn't mean it
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON.
>>156626086We do not endorse it
Norway playing high test football
ROO>it's the drinking break waaaaaahDelicious pom salt.
>>156626365Yeah, I still wish it's not 2022 remake though
Diving when they see vikings coming is in their dna
>Norway actually begin to press>England falls apartWas confused why Norway was so passive the first 25 or so minutes, guess they were just saving their energy for the end of the half.
Why the fuck do i get like philosofical right before i cum fapping? Like i get some insight about morality or ageing completely out of nowhere just before i cum been going on for a month or more now
i've seen this episode before, bellingham ties this shit at the last minute and it goes to penalties
>Yeah I totally meant to do that
>>156626537We have a midfield of Rice and Bellingham who take 3 hours to make a pass and a slow striker who loves not being in the box
>shitford
why is odegard even captain.
>>156626259>y'allpost discarded
>1-0 down>zero creativity in the squad because tushit left foden and palmer at home>against a well organised team who have haaland as an outballit's over
>Infantino sitting next to a Norwegian PrinceCould they be any more obvious with the rigging?
>>156625673Madueke is the weakest link. If no saka then Rodgers would be better
HALAAND WANTS ENGLISH BLOOD SPILLED
>>156626151Kinda pointless when France is so much better and the only close match is Spain
They've put the camera on that random black Norwegian fan more than once and I think he's gay
WIFE STATUS???
never win a cup with picky in goal
>This match in a nutshell
>>156626642You’ll get Argentina vs Spain tikky-tak bowl and you’ll like it
>>156626151>cant stop thinking about argentinaMUCHACHOS
>>156626720Did you miss his unreal assist on that goal?
>>156626802Does he at least have a BBC?
>>156626754Why didn’t ‘Arry show up?
>>156625645What artist made these?
BUT PEOPLE TOLD ME THAT ENGLAND IS A GOOD TEAM
>>156626846
>Shitloth
>>156626940Absent Indian
jfc that will cost norway the game
the fuck was thaaaaaat
>sorlelwhy doesn't he simply... shoot?
>>156626610Well this game is why you do not dive. It's bad soccer. If it's not a foul, they score.I do not get why it's so common. Aus teams noticeably dive a lot less for a reason and not just sportsmanship. It's just logical.In AFL that gets punished if you don't get the kick.
oh fuck off Sorlothjust pass
pass to erlingz reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Holy shit, this fucking sore-fuck is sucha retard
>>156626988kek
>let's place our big pure striker in the pacy ngubu roleBut why
erlingz is just tossing that black defender around like a bag of potatoes
selfish cunt sørlothfuck off
i was informed by /sp/ that cole palmer was the british messi but i dont see him playing?
england bros?
>not passing to haaland in a 2v1Fucking retard
ITS ROWING HOME
>featuring gareth southgate as a guest writer
pull the trigger stupid, jesus
Sorloth being sorloth
yeah i'm cutting that nigga from the team immediately
What a choke
Why didn't he make an attempt to get it to Haaland?
We wonned bigly
Bro Sorloth looked fucking insane during that sequence. Like Michael Myers wtf
>>156626328He looks like an orc though?
the fuck is that retarded number 7 doing, pass the fucking ball you cunt
SORLOTH YOU BIG FUCKING RETARD
squandered opportunity there, took too long
should be 3-0 norwaygone to sleep after the hydration break
Sorloth can drown in a lake
i get annoyed by all the gamesmanship in football that comes from how impactful the refs are but then i think about how in american football they had shit like teams posting bounties to maul the oldest player on the team until they were too injured to play anymore cuz they could get away with it. u cant win
>>156626747>zero creativity in the squad because tushit left foden and palmer at homeWtf WHY??
>>156626940ATOMIKSAICO
>>156626254oh fuck off, a different ref and/or VAR team would have pored over that for 15 minutes especially because it's a knockout match
should've had more ego and shoot it himself faster
>another play>another flop
>>156627096Needed to play a winger that can’t cross for some reason
>>156627146lol
England corner.how many of them fall down
I think America should put in canals so we can row everywhere instead of driving
what a fucking retard
Another abject dogshit corner kick by rice
>>156626747It's pretty funny that Tuchel's entire squad setup hinged on never having to break down a side that sits back.
miss me yet?
>>156627288They both have terrible seasons I don't necessarily agree with leaving them behind but they were both awful
>>156627096Pubalgia destroyed his career and now he is washed
>>156627288needed room for madueke
>>156624221summoned directly from valhalla
Yea think we're cooked lads
>>156627452heh... my boy
>I should be famous. I'm so much more handsome than that other guy.
>>156627281I didn´t know the ref´s could make a goalkeeper kick the ground instead of a ball
>Haaland absolutely free in front of the goal, don't pass to himPenaldo tier retard
>>156626846>rape of Lindisfarne 2.0
The way he hit that, I don’t think it was a cross.
>>156627288Fodarse and Palmahhh have been shit all year, they weren't gonna start over Jude so might as well not take them.
we did a better job of holding these cats to a standstill
SCOTLAND spotted
>>156627348Should've just cut in to open the angle for the easy pass
>>156627409horizontal in the middle of the country straight from cali to new york
>>156624221finngolian admixture
>>156627288Both were very underwhelming this season. Kinda agree though
>French ref again>French VAR>Same VAR referee as Egypt Vs Argentina >Doesn't disallow Norway but disallows Egypt Big think.
Jesus fuck that's a real goal
Worst England in 10 years?
GOLAZO
gollllllllllll ingerland
Jude do be carrying ingurland in the last 2 games
gg fuck you sorloth
lol
>>156627409how will mr. shekelstein make money off of gasoline, thoughever?ICE, deport this man
great goal tbf
Clare Balding having a mare again LOL good luck Barca
I blame Sorloth
okay bellingham is goat
golaço
what a goal actually
BELL AND HAM>BELL AND HAMBELL AND HAM>BELL AND HAMBELL AND HAM>BELL AND HAMBELL AND HAM>BELL AND HAMBELL AND HAM>BELL AND HAMBELL AND HAM>BELL AND HAMBELL AND HAM>BELL AND HAMBELL AND HAM>BELL AND HAM
Juuuuuuuuuuude
Jude + Gordon saves us again.
>>156627505I feel like Ivan Toney unironically would be really good in this game. He atleast has the balls to try creating something out of nothing
What a game
What a script
its over
>>156626698see?
I saw the mascots in the background. :)
>>156627409true
what a gfucking goal from bellingham though, jesus
>>156627621All in the script
WELL WELL WELL
ngubu got a goal!
Lol at everyone acting like Norway didn't just fluke a goal... Literally split open like a choir boy on a Sunday
sorloth just cost them the game. what an absolute fucking retard.
BELLICKHAM
>>156627638People would have to buy more food to fuel their bodies
GK should get that
BOOOOOOOSHHHHHH
You could see it coming after that fucking choke from Norway, could have been 2-0, now it´s 1-1.
good on him for not celebrating but especially not doing that gay-ass signature one, fair play
england would be so shit without this nigger
Ok now time for Erlingz to respond
>Bellingham againBoy he's become big.
>slurp break>drink lutefish juice>GØLwhat is this fucking BULLSHIT
Heh...good job, you slut...
my stream is like 2 mins behind...
Beckham looks so mogged. Sorloth should also be beat up at HT by haaland for causing this
Someone tell sorloth that you can’t be a selfish retard when you play a world cup.
>>156627672him and Kane are our only decent players
Fuck off Bellingham you sissy litttle faggot cum swallowing cunt
LMAO THE BOTTLE HIT THE FOOT OF HIS TEAM
Sorloth is a finisher, not a fucking counter winger
RIGGED
>>156627903A fluke goal is still a goal. Defenders and Pickford should have read it better.
>>156627786>from slurp to haaland v bell kino
kek
ARRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYHOWEVER
FUCK JEW MUSLIM ENGLAND! BASED NORWAY WHITE
>game slurps>hydration break >game becomes kino Thank you gianni
explain the gap in performance between real madrid bellingham during the last liga season and WC bellingham
offside yay
Would have been crisp
however
>>156628245should have hit the face insteadwould be funnier
>>156628240this would've been such a kwab moment if england got a 2nd goal so fast. what a shame
>Gooaaaaal>it's a Ngubu>go back to my book
>>156628098GIVE the kid a brake - he's not gay enough to learn how footall works. He's in the squad only for pulling bitches after the game. Respect
Literally miles onside desu RIGGITINI CONFIRMED ????
yeah very clearly off
Norway on the ropes, good game though
oh uh, norway is in troubleshould have buries those chances
>>156628266>England cheats to get goalI hope we go to war with the west and nuke england
I'd kiss and snuggle bellingham no homo
english FAIRIES can't perceive invisible walls lmao
>>156628412Say thanks to your saviour!
hope they dont lose this momentum at halftime but they will
>>156628479Look closer
What are they thinking right now?
don't let these guys walk all over you england ffs, you were making the same mistake we made until bellingz's gol
>>156628412What are you reading?
I hope Sorloths mother gets raped to death
what the hell was that?explain, i don't know about football
>>156628295Bellingham surrounded by Real Madrid ballers VS England shitters? Erm
>>156628507JAZDA Z KURWAMI !!!HEY NORGE FUCK ENGLISHMANi
Those 4 extra minutes were so fucking rigged
>massive offside>England goal still countedLolwut?
>>156628592is the middle one retarded
>>156628295Injured x Mbappe stat padding effect
imo this is England's game to lose. Norway's goal seemed like an inaccurate cross and their defending seems disorganized compared to England's
>people who started watching football two weeks ago acting like Norway are goodReddit team, they're getting fucking crushed in the second half
Norway will be thankful it’s halftime, because England had all the momentum going their way. England need to be flying like that out of the gate come second half and not just repeat the first half again.
is Adam Silver writing these fucking scripts?
Kinda sad the battler autist Sorloth got punished for trying to match the talent of Haaland.Kino in-team drama.Reminds me of vikings trying to outdo each other. It fits.
>>156628690?
>>156628631Gold Mine by Wilbur Smith
I feel like if Norway manages to reach the final they would get stomped by France like they did in the final with Croatia
>>156628690You might be retarded.
That Kane goal should have got VAR'd but whatever. England is back
Any stream links?
>>156628690Wat
SATAN I HELVETE FITTEFAEN DET SKA FAEN IKKJE SKJE JÆVLA FITTEFAEN
>>156628295dressing room cancer
>>156628295Dictator Mbappe pushed him too hard to do his defending
>>156628690bro, are you okay?
it's impossible to not be fat
Should Sorloth be executed?
>>156628829he dived
NORGE JAAAAAAAA
Is two pints each half too much?
>>156628821Nigger country of course supports nigger EnglandWe really need to go to war
>>156628911seriously what the fuck was that retard doingwhat team is he playing in club football?
>>156628903just close your mouth, bro
>>156628911Probably. Imagine being that selfish and fluffing it
it's so weird seeing anglos and norgays speaking portuguese... this norge on cazétv sounds almost native even
>>156628840https://www.itv.com/watch?channel=itv
>>156628223It's better if they have others attack the goals though with Haaland to bring more chaos to Eng's defense. That's good play in my opinion, it just didn't work that time. Though Haal was maybe offside there so sorloth held onto the ball.Haaland should praise players for taking on the game. I don't think that should be discouraged. Definitely makes the game look better.
>>156628592>is he looking at me? I hope he's looking at me>yeah my hair looks better than hers>fuck I shouldve gone with a shorter skirt>sports suck>my twat hurts>I wish I was at home scrolling my phone
>Norway is actually Africa-tier against a good teamI think this is the definitive confirmation that Brazillian football is gone for good now.
>>156629071I hope you are nuked
>>156628829>>156629007nvm im retarded thought u were talking about something else
What the actual fuck is that motorway advert? Why does he have so many mole on his face?
>>156628903I know this feel
>>156629209cry some more /pol/tard
>>156629271>>156629272If you are nuked Whites win
>>156629271I know right? I’ve not watched the ads but that was a jumpscare
>>156628903I say this but if I cut beer, cheese and mayonnaise out of my diet I’d lose 30kg by December
Who is your favourite England player lads? For me it's Sorloth
>>156629184Funny you should say that. The guy that scored for norway, haal and sorloth reminded me of the better brazilian sides. Brazil is too regimented and orthodox now. It worked best when it broke conformity.Soccer is far too conformed and I can see how Norway got to where it is.England does it a bit too though.
>>156629542For me it's your nation being exterminared by chemical warfare
England will never win anything with Harry Kane in the team. I will legit pay £300 to the first charity that quotes this if England win the WC.
can someone please explain to me why Sorloth wasn't instantly subbed?
>>156629522that is the easy weight to losethe little gut stays around until you actually diet and workout
>>156628679riggi cuckitini
>>156629688hezbollah
>>156629800No because I'll get arrested.
>>156629688Bombs on England
>>156629800great charity, friendly, supplies northern israel with munitions and keeps it warm
>>156629688https://www.diversitytrust.org.uk/there you go lad
UKRAINE RUSSIA, IRAN USA CEASEFIRE!! ALL BOMBS ON ENGLAND!
>>156630067Done. I'll legit be here next Sunday I'm that confident England ain't doing it
It’s 11pm and I’m sweating like a pig, tonight’s going to be a long night
>>156630351something about him just scream weakminded, is it because of years playing for tottenham
If England belgia France and germany were ethnically cleansed there would be no lgbt no mass immigration no faggot
the ball hit one of the camera cables before England goal kek>Americans in charge of World Cup infrastructure
>>156630351so glad for the timeline of ads for Dude Lmao Wipes, Depends for Men, and fat people drug jingles set to the tune of old pop songs
Explain to a brainlet: why would you actually join the wall and shrink the space to shoot for your own team like that?
getting violent in here
>>156631200Block the keeper's view maybe
>>156631200gain the enemy's trust
SORLOTH IS SO SHIT SUB HIM RIGHT NOW IF YOU WANT TO WIN
>>156631200You block the view and open at the last second
>>156631561Dom him
BASED BASED BASED
GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NORWAY
LMAO
var is so fucking soulless
VAR, that was a push
Varfix is in
white boy summer bros...
technology was a mistake
wait, i get the no goal but why corner retaken
>>156632867foul happened before the shot
NASCAR legend Mark Martin?!?
>erling straights up pushes down someoneLol I'm team Norway but wtf
new rule: flopping results in an execution on the fieldfixed soccer for you third worlders
VAR is literally 1984
>>156632269>>156632577technology is good as long as it allows to take instant decision like the goal line sensor.anything that lets the fans and players celebrate just to overturn the decision later is indeed soulless and against the spirit of the game
>>156633501>>156633501>>156633501Comfier
