This is the /sp/ for the 2026 Nagoya Basho, from July 12-26. We are normally on /xs/>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dprevious thread >>>/xs/265838
This is the thread
ALERT: KIRISHIMA IS ON A ROPE RUN, WILL HE MAKE IT?Previous rope runs: (since 2025):Aonishiki 03/2026 - FailedOnosato 05/2025 - SuccessfulHoshoryu 01/2025 - SuccessfulKotozakura 01/2025 - Failed
>>156649966has the YDC said this'll be yokozuna if he wins?
>no more datasumodamn shame. watching sumo just won't be the same, everyone else pales in comparison.
>data worse than midnightOn what planet? Midnight actively makes his stream worse.
Niggatame will yusho and take his rightful place back in juryo.
>>156649966
Bigger than the world cup
>>156650264https://sumostats.com/news/stories/beb6502b-f20f-4a30-aa9e-df8f1cf96091I think this is all we have
Good chance this will get knocked off by the Argentina game.
>>156650755wtf there's an England flag now?
>>156650864They always split up the UK flags for the World Cup and Euros.
JULY TOURNAMENT LET'S GOOOOOOOO
>>156650264The YDC doesn't say anything until asked. The head of judging determines when to ask. See >>156650718
>>156650264there's been three rope runs starting with a 12-3 jy in the records>wakanohana in 1953, 12-3 jy 13-2 y>kagamisato in 1952, 12-3 jy 14-1 y>kisenosato in 2016, 12-3 jy 14-1 y
>>156650476if you were replying to the post above yours, it was saying literally the opposite
>>156651757Worth noting that Kirishima's was a playoff loss, and not just a runner-up.
Alright lads we are back/xs/ is fucking shit and I didnt go there once this whole time lmao
>>156652217based
>>156652217Gay
>>156650502This. I believe in our honourary aryan.Also /xs/ is fucking based.
>>156652217I went to /xs/ once and was repelled by the pure autism. Long running generals are cancerous.
>>156653084The feeling is mutual, Nev.
>>156652217>>156653084>>156653182It's just the same 3 retards arguing with each other about the same 3 things over and over again. Not remotely worth it.
>>156652217based and same
>>156653281You're just describing all of 4chan.
>>156653564Yeah but there are at least four retards in this thread now, so we're infinitely superior
>>156652034good point. i don't know how to search for that, but even dropping the jy qualifier didn't expand the list much.
>>156651782No, someone was saying it last thread.
>>156652217>>156653281It used to be a lot better.
>>156652217This, can anyone give me the list of who is back and who is out?
>>156654647Only out at the moment is Wakatakakage as far as I know. Compartment syndrome in his leg. Don't do an image search if you just ate.
>>156654647So far everyone is in except WTK (rip)https://sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/absence/
>>156654533The mistake was advertising it in these threads at basho's end, frankly. An ounce of gatekeeping might've made the difference
Buncha whiny quitter's is all I'm hearing.
>>156656046I still watch sumo and shitpost on /sp/ and thats what matters
Any cute girls in the crowds?
I believe in Abi
I have slightly less confidence in Abi.
The basho actually has begun but I am not watching the lower divisions (sorry just not going to lol) The real action starts in 5 hours
>>156658002Abi sucks dick for bus fare and then walks back to the dohyo anyway.
Shimogama has changed his name to Iinoryu (飯の竜), which, unless I'm mistaken, means Rice Dragon?
>>156658870
>>156658638>Abi appears when you close your eyes>he mutters something in japanese that you cannot understand>you get the feeling he's cursed your favorite rikishi >the apparition dissipates and you feel heat on your neckYou brought this on yourself.
>>156660196I want to be mad at you, but you speak the truth. Will beat your favorites, and if you're enough of a sucker to bet on Abi himself, he'll lose.Fuckin' Abi.
>>156661158
>>156661380
They will not replace us.
>>156658870powerful...
Good to be hanging with all you faggots again, it's been a long 6 weeks.
hosh will yusho
>>156666690honestly at this point I hope he does, poor guy
I have paid attention to very little leading up to this how are Aonishiki, Hoshoryu, and Onosato looking health wise?
>>156668208from what I heard dan is fine but onosato might still have some lingering issues. not as bad as before tho
>>156668208Hoshoryu looks good. I haven't seen enough of the others to know.
>>156657850
BigAznMan lost
Yamato kicked his leg out from under him and his soul out from his ankle
my favorite Umamusume has managed to reach the rank of yokozuna and yet that 6 tittied motherfucker continues to disappoint basho after basho
>>156670670The kick traveled through space and time and also blew out Connor's knee. I love Yamato.
>>156666690No one brings this shit like Kazuma, though, I'm afraid.
>>156673132For me it's her dad, but good taste
>>156673401He's very good but I'll be impressed if he attains double digit wins this basho.
>concussion Fug already?
>>156674820Hard to tell. He walked off though, so at least they didn't have to bring out the giant wheelchair twice on the first day.
evil spirits are in full force this basho already huh?
nigga dropped a heat action, my condolences to the opponent
>>156675593what is the point of a little guy like this competing? He's never going to make it to the top division so what is his endgame?
>>156675593Jesus he's so skinny
>>156675593based uratora destroyer of legs
>>156675726You don't know that. SHUT UP
>>156675778That's Yamato. Urutora lost.
>>156675726Once Dewanojo retires there will be enough chanko to go around and he'll bulk up
>>156675839o shit i mixed up my skinny guys
>>156675935Urutora's about 15cm shorter and 15 years older, lol
>>156676013they both fight the same and look the same
https://bashopicks.com/dunno if you guys agreed on an alternative to use after stablemasters.ca went down but this one looks pretty easy to use. makuuchi picks only though
>>156676064Dass racisss
>>156675726Sometimes you have to go against the meta to see if you can be the black sheep
>>156675726> Yamafuji made his first start in the spring of 22, but when he started, he was 80 kilos away.She lost more weight than her debut and dropped to 69 kilos at the Kyushu site last year."The food is thin.When you gain weight, you may lose your physical condition," he said.Recently, it seems to be on an increasing trend, "I want to aim for 100 kilometers."In the Dewa Sea Room, there is Dewa no jo Castle (252kg), the third place with the largest weight in the corner world (31).He takes sumo wrestling with a dharma brother who is more than 3 times heavier than himself, borrows his chest in collision training, and has the power to push."We took a bath together in the morning," he said with a smile.It's not his final form. Let him cook.
>>156676379>She lost more weight than her debut>women can't go on the dohyo so you transition based?
>Day 1 Henka from MitaMaaaaaan
>>156676379>Taking a bath with Dewanojo.
>>156676669I was wondering how I missed it. I looked away for two seconds.
>>156676669>he's just protecting his knee!!! :(
Maybe if we just blend in, we won't fall off page 10.
I WILL not allow this genny to 404
>>156677799duptripdubs confirm
Haven't been around for a while, I can tell this Oumori guy is going to be a heartthrob like Endo and Enho, lol
>Omori henka attemptGod, I hate college wrestlers.
I took a break from watching sumo for a year. Would anyone be kind enough to tell me what I've missed, broadly speaking?I heard Aonishiki was promoted and Kiribayama / Kirishima is back in ozeki form, but I don't know much else. Is Asakoryu in makunouchi yet? Any notable retirements, promotions, or new talent to keep an eye on?
>>156678192Chiyomaru retired.
>>156678233Not surprising. I hope he finds his perfect fantasy MILF in retirement.
>>156678192Yes we discovered that Dan is a fraud
>>156678192Onosato needs surgery but wont do it. Aonishiki is at Sekiwake, needs 10+ to regain Ozeki.Kirishima can rope with a big YushoWakatakakage just had leg surgery (despite just getting a 2nd yusho)Tsurugisho retired last basho.
>>156678311Thanks. Surprised that Kirishima's doing so well.
>>156678361he's been doing so well because of the fact that onosato and hosh have mutually been completely fucking worthless in stopping him.
>>156678361He got healthy right when everyone else shit the bed at the same time.
>>156678394So, in other words, it's still clown season.
>>156678361Good as can be
Where's my boy datasumo. Did that faggot midnite mass report him again
My man admittedly has really good physique, but I just wonder how he'll look with a top knot.>>156678192Tamawashi 2-13'd into Juryo, Zak kadoban, there's a Chinese* (Inner Mongolian) guy in Makuuchi, there's a funny new guy called Kazuma who looks like a boiled frog and doesn't use anything with 75% winrate, Asakoryu is M16, Fujinokawa is still at M1 with good sanyaku potential, Gonoyama bulldozed his shit into M2, Ura does Ura things, Onokatsu and Takerufuji dropped into Juryo but bounced back, Wakanosho is actually doing quite fine for his debut.
>>156678426Genuinely in the past few basho the dohyo has been taking names like a pimp.In the last basho alone 5 of the sanyaku were just completely dead lmao.
>>156678311>needs 10+ to regain Ozekiwhat's the rule for regaining? I thought you had kadoban protecting you but that was it
>>156678440
>>156678490In the first basho when you drop to Sekiwake (from two makekoshi in a row), you can get it back by getting 10+ wins.
>>156678495casual KWABOTYjust goes to show he isn't a true fan and did it only for the money. fuck this ai retard good riddance
>>156678453>Tamawashi 2-13'd into JuryoFucking hell. Well, it was bound to happen eventually.>Asakoryu M16Cool, cool.>FujinokawaI literally have never seen him wrestle.>>156678484The solution is obvious: raise the dohyo.
>>156678495>probably complaining about Abi...
>>156678604
>>156678582Oh, they actually had to lower the dohyo an inch in Tokyo due to a mechanical problem with the retractable floor.
>>156678495PUT THE FUCKING OVERLAY ON GITHUB YOU FAGGOToh well at least we still have sumostats
There goes a hip joint
>>156678495>complaining about AbiBye bye
>>156678440Data is dead, bro. It's over. Whatever it is, the closest live overlay equivalent is fucking Queenbee (though it obscures the view much less i'll admit), so I might actually VPN/ABEMA it up, thank god switching to Japan actually works now for me.
>>156678706>>156678495That sucks. His overlay was the best part. Maybe he had some bugs at time, but incorrect data sometimes is better than no data ever, or lazy cunts like midnite who doesn't even put english name overlays
>>156678763>Refuses to learn a simple alphabet>Calls others lazy
>>156678706Is the secret to not getting banned for streaming sumo to do English commentary? If the situation is this dire, I'll stream the next basho if I can dust off my N3 by then.>>156678763Just learn hiragana, it takes a day.
>>156678837>>156678852I do know Hiragana, but I don't know Kanji
>>156678852At least on Twitch, you can't just restream it; you have to make it transformative by adding your own commentary.
>>156678852I think you need the UI setup a specific way as well. Why i think Midnight has his cat logo in specific spots he wont remove.
>>156678192>Would anyone be kind enough to tell me what I've missed, broadly speaking?Tamawashi and Tamashoho are anime voice actors.>Is Asakoryu in makunouchi yet?He's been in for over a year.>>156678006Already is. Endo was the one who scouted him.
>>156678885>I don't know KanjiNo one does, that's why they write it in both.
>>156678926You know you're writing system is fucked when people who grew up with it don't know how to write characters. I see it happen on variety TV all the time.
>>156678852I think you aren't allowed to show the abema commercials for whatever reason
>>156666690> alright hosh let's go do- HOSH GET OFF YOUR ASS!!! HOSH GET OFF YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE TACHI-AI'S ALREADY STARTED HOSH- HOSH DAMN YOU!!!!!! GET OFF YOUR ASS!!! PLEASE HOSH!!!!!
Who is the protagonist of this basho.
>>156679110Abi
Anything important the last couple weeks? Are Dan and Onosato back to 100%? Is WTK retired now?
>>156679159They're competing. Can't say they're 100 or not until we see them. Wakatakakage had surgery, not timeline for return yet as far as I know.
>>156679205Read twice that it would take ~2months for recovery, but could be extended further if things go awry.
>>156679205Is the injury considered career ending or just uncertain?
>>156679238Probably not career ending then. Then again, another leg injury right after he seemed to be finished rehabbing the previous one may be disheartening. We'll have to wait and see.
>>156678852The line between being allowed and being banned is doing "transformative" things. The rules usually need you to "represent" yourself on the stream in one way or another so that most people have a PNG of themselves as the bare minimum and also voice things out to confirm they're actually streaming themselves. Though Mid is a faggot who doesn't know a thing, you could say he's doing something separate by also showing random old commercials inbetween. I don't think any actual problems should arise if you do commentary and have a random ukiyo-e PNG doing South Park type animated talking on the screen. It'd be also cool to also see someone actually knowing a lick of Japanese doing the commentary, so I'll be there for it.
>>156679279From what little I've read about compartment syndrome is that you can recover relatively well from it, but it has a pretty sharp risk of serious complications if things hit the fan.
>>156679240Its too early to tell still, it was a pretty serious injury that the docs said was close to being permanent damage to his hip. But it will take a week or so till they know what the prognosis is.
>>156679240depends an awful lot on how quick he was to get to a hospital and get into surgery
>>156679325Okay, thanks for the detailed response. I know people who know how to set up a PNGtuber avatar, ideally something that isn't distracting.
>>156678953Names written with Kanji are literally made up nonsense a good chunk of the time. Every Kanji has many readings and pronunciations and you can use any of them to make up a name. Names are almost always written in both as a way to show the real Kanji 'spelling' given by the parents and the hiragana (or katakana for foreigners) to show the pronunciation/reading.
Good morning, did I make it before Juryo?
>>156679325>It'd be also cool to also see someone actually knowing a lick of Japanese doing the commentaryWhat's desperately missing is someone who's genuinely knowledgeable about grappling to do the commentary. Every time streamers/youtube personalities try to discuss the technical side of wrestling, it's blatantly obvious they have no idea what they're talking about.
>>156679588No. Just started.
>>156679588You missed a smidge but not much more.Dohyo's been eating violently today though.
>>156679616>>156679634Perfect! Need to get up 5 minutes earlier tomorrow, I've managed to see the Tochi vs Nishi with just one eye open
Fuck yes Kimura "The Man with One Thousand Decibels" Kankuro!
Battle of piss
the enho meme is dead
The camera angle is not doing any favors.
Manifest day 1 henka on Hosh
>katasukashiHow does he keep getting away with it?
GET THAT PIT MIDORIFUJI
>>156679614sunday morning sumo show guys at least do sumo but goose is a mouthy fag
>>156678495Fuckin' bizarre to see myself posted here <3>>156678576If I were AI, wouldn't I just let it run and collect whatever money trickled in? You midnight-loving, pickle-kissing, syphilitic fuckwits aren't even internally consistent with your logic. Get absolutely fucked and shit on.>>156678604Motherfucker haunts my dreams :(>>156678648I'm still using and improving it, I'm just not streaming it publicly. As long as I'm still actively developing it, I'm not going to make it public. It's been my favorite hobby project for 5+ years now and I don't want to give it up.>>156678852Here's what pulled me out of the woodwork, because I'd love to see someone actually carry the torch forward.Don't listen to anyone else. I had to learn this by experimentation because no one knows what the fuck they're talking about and kept telling me the same bad shit over and over again.To keep Twitch off your ass, you need:1. 'Constant' commentary. I had the rock bottom bare minimum you could get away with, I actually fried a separate account finding out where that line was.2. A visible animated avatar of your commentary (my Ol' Salty gyoji, midnight's cat, Leo's... whatever, QueenBee's chibi, etc). I had the least, Leo/Bee has the most expressive avatars.3. Significant graphical changes. Leo does the least, I had the most.I'm actually pleased to see QueenBee step it up and start putting core rikishi info on her stream and I hope the others improve their offerings. I don't care who copies me, as long as the English language sumo coverage improves.DOMO(fuck Abi)
>>156680142kys
>>156680142Thanks for the reddit blog post senpai :)
Asahifuji goes tomorrow right? I was looking at the division 3 results and didn't see him.
>>156680142i enjoyed watching your streams
>>156680142Abi lives, you're dead. Fuck YOU!
>>156680211Yup.
>>156680142embarrassing post
>>156680142I hope you catch that other guy's genetic brain cancer.
>>156680142every time someone posted a clip from your stream in here i wanted to rip my eyes out, there's so much useless shit on the screen
>>156680142I've been trying to watch other streams, clicked on one and it's just one faggot talking about his diet and going to the gym for about 20 minutes instead of actual sumo. Didn't know how good we had it, fly high, man.
>Dan back to dark blueDid he already ditch his trainers mawashi?
Aonishiki has no right to stand amogst those giants
>>156680524>giants>kotoshoho?
>>156679240Google compartment syndrome and look at images. It was on his hip
>>156680538>Onosato completely blocking Aonishki.Its like hes not even there.
>>156680142What the fuck?
>>156680142gl bro
>>156680538>>156680571Did they fix the lightning finally?
>>156680610>when your dog's chewin' on some shit but you don't know what it is
Hakuho won
>>156680591That's because he IS not there.You'll see it soon.
>>156680634The lightning works, but the thunder is still glitchy.
>>156680142If this is really you, I appreciated your stuff. However, you got talked about all the time so why would it be bizarre to see you posted here....
>>156680142You were the best streamer with no bullshit-on-the-side that plagues all other english streams. Your AI script making you say the same canned lines every 3-4 matches was my only problem with your stream. Otherwise, I think people are poised to hate anything AI adjacent by default, which is where you got a lot of hate from.
>>156680710>If this is really youAnon...
Asasuiryu made that old lady jump a mile.
> And ooga booga to you too, brother.
daily reminder hoshoryu still hasn't won a yusho since becoming yokozuna
Do each Yokozuna get their own personal sword in terms of design? Or do they all get the same one.
>>156681065The furniture is unique, though I'm not sure how much input the rikishi gets in that, because the tachi are usually gifts.
>>156680142Thanks for your service, I'll heed your advice.
Stunto-sanspotted. Now we can finally enjoy some Sumo.
asakoryu's groin held together only by tape
>>156681502That's all it takes, apparently.
>>156680142nice larp
>>156681502>his crotch fell off>that's very unusual isn't it?>well
Impressive sumo from Daiseizan
LOL
holy moly
>nishonoseki is dead fucking asleep>it's the absolute limits of his willpower to not start snoring
Kazumas flabs have lives of their own
バカのUターンの本質 / ESSENCE OF RETARD REVERSAL
nice one bozo
>>156680677Oh whoops, but yeah it does look like they fixed it, the crowd being dimmed looks so much better.
Welcome to Makunouchi bitch, next time try not to clock out early.
>>156678192I assume you already know that Onosato and Hoshoryu made Yokozuna, but if not that's pretty important information coming back in.So far after those promotions, Hosh has consistently failed to yosho and it's starting to become a bit awkward. Onosato has been by far the stronger of the two but in across the last couple basho a shoulder injury has turned him into paper mache which has been quite concerning.Aonishiki made a meteoric run up to Ozeki, then broke his toe and flunked two basho, kicking him back down.Kirishima took the March victory and nearly took May, coming down to playoffs. He's made Ozeki. There's talk of a yokozuna run but this basho will reveal whether that has any legs.Everyone else is just kinda chillin. Takayasu seems to be perennially teetering on the brink of the end of his career. Similarly Tamawashi is down in Juryo but just kinda hanging out. Ura and Kotozakura continue to hover in a quantum state where they've hit their perfect rank and might never shift gear into anything better, but could just stay there for decades.This basho really could go either way - If injuries persist it might be another May, which would suck. Or it could be the start of fresh performance from a bunch of the top guys. Here's hoping.
/ourretard/
>>156681690deliciouso
Nice, shishi starting this off well
shishi creampies lolis
Our ogre got the win!
SHISHI YUSHO ̶c̶l̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶b̶a̶s̶h̶o̶ RETARD BASHO
>>156681664>Onosato has been by far the stronger of the twoHighly debatable.
> damn, did i turn the stove off today
>>156681729yeah ok, lmao onosato has wins
>>156681729Yeah prolly. I think it's fair to say Onosato was consistently performing right up until injury struck, then he's folded like wet cardboard.Here's hoping the injuries are all on the mend. They just spoil the sport.
ol chicken legs is back
>>156681742damn kazuma hit the onosato pose
>>156681769Futuze zuna, Onosato was Kazuma's anticipation.
>>156681664I think the last basho I was actively watching was the one before Onosato was promoted to yokozuna. Thanks for the elaborate summary. I'm disappointed that Hoshoryu hasn't gotten it together; I thought he was deliberately pushing himself outside of his comfort zone post-promotion, but it sounds like he's just shitting the bed.
>>156681751Yeah, but it can't be helped.
entering shitakubeya via loading bay, lol
>>156681690For me, it's the cabbage
>>156681805>it sounds like he's just shitting the bed.Not completely. Just not finishing.
>>156681900DO NOT slander my beloved Timberwolf
>>156681918Madcat
>>156681931>Madcatlike 4 people total know or give a fuck
>>156681900Earthsiege 2 my beloved
>>156681961Sorry Clanner, I decline your Batchall.
>You spin me right round
get fucked monkey
Rude.
That one lady in the crowd was SHOCKED by that shove.
why is monkey getting fucked over so fun to see…so glad it’s basho time
>>156680142>If I were AI, wouldn't I just let it run and collect whatever money trickled in? You midnight-loving, pickle-kissing, syphilitic fuckwits aren't even internally consistent with your logic. Get absolutely fucked and shit on.damn this guy sounds based I shouldn't have let you retards convince me to never try him out
I've seen enough, takayasu is getting the yusho
rip
>>156681869>Just not finishing.By yokozuna standards that's shitting the bed, since consistently winning the yusho is the promotion standard.
so papayasu is just doing this to farm kinboshi right?
guys unpause middys stream, the protagonist is going next
>>156682405kek
time for the main event
dan looks fuckin yoked
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
hiraDOG put down to the clay
Hmm....
SAY HISNAME
fucking REMOVED
Yeah, im thinking we're back.
he's got that dawg i-AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa
Was that a henka? He jumped to the side but their chests did meet first, I don't know.
THE WHITE MAN RETURNS
>>156682662we're only back if both hoshoryu and onosato remove kusano and oho
yeah I'm thinking that there isn't 6+ guys beating danwelcome back to ozeki
>>156682672Nah. Hit-and-shift.
>>156682672even uncle waka wasn't sure when commentator asked him, it was so-so.. fuck dan anyway
Is Dan's left ankle wrapped up? I can't tell because he's so pale.
Dang, she's pretty.
>>156682709Heavily.
>>156682405This is experimental art
>>156682733Nagoya is a new arena
Damn Kiri lookin jacked. Also, I never noticed that Gonoyama's nipples were asymmetrical.
>>156682783Who cares I want to see the charge.
Nagoya is a nice city, some of the best food i've had in japan
immovable object victory
>>156682829
>>156682848Someone add the kirby64 music to this.
Damn Zak's upper tits are getting wider.
Hey, who's that in the hallway Kotozakura is lo-
After the last couple bashos being complete clown shows I'm hoping that 2026 continues to deliver for us with a night 1 double yoko loss
OUR OZEKI
>>156682890i have faith in fujinokawa
Talk to the HAND
>>156682914He's up against Kirishima though?
>have to wait for replays for proper camera angle
>>156682930
Onosato has the psycho eyes again
>>156682874>no ritual>winsmakes you really think
>>156682874I think i saw the tunnel guy in the shot, he was just way in the back cause of all the people there.
oh boy i cant wait for kirishima's fraudulent yokozuna promotion
>>156682959His attendant who was the tunnel lesbian retired last basho. Whoever it was, it wasn't him.
>>156682957He did do it though. That pic isn't even from this basho.
>>156682970He had 2 of them, there was still one left.
>>156682964Won't happen with Dan back in town.
>>156682956he's gonna get his paper mache shoulder jolted hard once and all the psycho will drain away
>>156682874
>>156682964Unless a promotion is on the level of Hosh's, it's not fraudulent. If Kiri wins that's 2 yushos out of 3. That's far better than what Hosh brought.
removed
>>156683012It would be 2/3, 3 yusho equivalent in a row, and 4 yusho total. Totally reasonable.
manlet removed
EVIL SPIRITS EATING WELL TONIGHT
>mom said it was my turn to pl-ACK
Kiri just blasted Fujinokawa's chin with his forearm.
How EXPOSED will Onosato be today?
>>156683012its fraudulent because hes a plant, not because of how many wins he gets
win a match you fat shit
You guys are way behind. Onosato blasted Yoshinofuji with 1 hand and Hoshoryu swung down Oho to the clay.
Watching all these sweaty fat dudes smash into each other is making me hungry.
>>156682681> Atamifuji (Fat Man Sky Burial Forbidden Technique unleashed)> Fujinokawa, backwards long jumping to 300 mph at tachiai> Ura in a morph ball> Hoshoryu ripping open a knee as a blood sacrifice to his uncle> Onosato (forma de bailarina maníaca)> Kotoshoho employing tiktaalik rosae tricknology to make Ao believe he lost and walk away> KusanoThere's a chance, i mean.
Onos-ACK!!!!
its onosatover... biggest "could have" in sumo ever...
>>156683122I got an air fryer recently, it's wonderful for snacks.
Onosharto having mental breakdown
it's fucking over
yabai
>pulls>loseso i am laffin
>>156683101YOU LIE!!!
Oh no Sato!
KWABOTY confirmed
Freeing up the slot for monGODS I see
Its over... JSA retirement letter tomorrow morning.
god damnit not this shit again
Which day will he kyujo?
>>156683187timeline has split
He needs to take 6 months off to heal or something.
>>156683227thinking of that pussy all the time and losing
How many losses before he considers surgery?
Why did these retards look unstoppable then start sucking when they became yokozuna
>>156683220Its mental at this point. He needs to nakadashi some prime yamato nadeshiko to get his spirits back up
>>156683159Actually scratch that, replace Onosato with Takanosho.
>Onosato immediately pulls once his tachiai failsNothing has changed. At all. My god what a fall off.
Kisenosato should be in prison with how badly he has managed this situation.
If Onosato got surgery on his shoulder in December he would either be coming back healthy this tournament or September.
hosh with the evil black mawashii think this is the tournament
>>156683227Same, orange shirt guy, same.
>>156683220He and his stable master need to stop fucking around and get the surgery. Its not going to get better running out there to fight like shit. They've mismanaged this injury so bad and might've ruined a promising Yokozuna run.
>>156683237>Why did these retards look unstoppable then start sucking when they became yokozunalook at previous yokozuna's records, some have incredibly short tenure before retirement.
>>156683175I just polished off a plate of mozz sticks from mine
please henka it'd be so funny
>>156683235At this point, that's never happening. And even if he wanted to I don't think Kisenosato is gonna let him.
lol
win a match you mongol shit
This camera makes Hosh look like he's 5'3.
ez
Atleast Hoshoryu delivers
thank god
>>156683325keep writing that for next 14 days
NOOOO
The REAL yokozuna
Thank fuck I thought we might get a confirmation of another clown basho on day 1
>>156681750Aged poorly
This time for sure! Hosh Yusho in the bag.
>>156681750>Onosato is up>Loses in a mediocre fight>Hoshoryu is up>Bulldozes his bigger opposition straight out of the ring
>>156683391if hosh can finally yusho maybe lmao
>>156683380Until he inevitably chokes in an important match during the last five days which seals yet another yusho-less basho.
>>156683227>If only you knew how bad things really are
>>156683369i'll do it until he loses
>>156683422Kirishima has magical choking powers too, so it'll be a close tournament.
this will be the basho where dan finally figures out how to beat onosato
>>156683459Onosato is gonna kyujo way before that
Asano's revenge against Toby was very satisfying.>Tobi or not to be?
>In the end, everyone will say his name...
Lmaoing at Natto's thumbnail for this basho.
>>156683459He got dumpstered by him last time so idk
>>156684531he was actively avoiding attacking onosato's injured shoulderstill a mystery to me
The japanese are not happy with Onosato's performance. A lot of retirement comments on the official youtube
>>156686203>fuck up a few times after astronomical success>REEEEE COMMIT SUDOKU YOU BRING GREAT DISHONOR TO GRORIUS NIPPON
>>156685423That's because you're the danfag and hallucinate things to make his losses seem more acceptable.
>>156680142thank you for your service
>>156686203Japanese people are very insecure
>>156686203So? He isn't retiring for a long time.
>>156689015If he pulls out again he will have to get surgery. That gives him some time and an excuse. And if he doesn't start winning after that, it's over. I wouldn't be shocked if he retires in a year or so.
>>156690583At this point his growing issue is that he hasn't actually done any sumo since November. He doesn't train properly, he doesn't visit other stables, he doesn't do Ozumo. If he got the surgery tomorrow he'd MAYBE be back for November but then that's a full year out of the game.Onosato Prime would've made Yoshi go backwards today.
>>156690698Yosh gets bigger and better every 'sho, pre injury Onosato never met today's Yosh, but even the 2025 Yosh was beating him.
it's onosatover
>Dan's first ever henkaDan's back is to the wall and Aminishiki was finally able to convince Dan to henka. Shonichi henka sends a strong message to the rest of the joi: Dan is back and he means business.
>>156691851It was more of a hit and shift than a true henka, but honestly this says less about Dan than it does Hiradoumi who always charges like a retard. He's like Fujinokawa except Fuji is small enough that he can come to a stop INSIDE the ring.
>>156678624
>>156686203Wow! Japanese fans are vocal about the Onosato performance in nagoya basho and they are not happy.
>>156692199
>>156691851that wasnt a henka. THIS is a henka
MI MI MIMI DORI FU JI
So why won't he get surgery? Surely Kisenosato doesn't want Onosato to suffer a repeat of his own career.
>>156694615Because to be healthy is a gay hobby for women. Real man fight until body breaks down from repeated smashings of bones and die of heart failure at 45.
>>156690583I blame whoever was in his ear telling him not to get surgery when the injury first happened. All of this could've been avoided.
>>156694615kisenosato is retarded so he definitely won't let onosato get surgery
>>156694615>>156694988>>156695597It's pretty surprising since Kisenosato has a Master's degree in Sports Science, his thesis was about modernizing stable management. Footage from his stable looks great, it doesn't look like it's in someone's 300 year old garden shed like some other stables. It even has an actual gym, not just some dumbbells lying around.He's either still stuck in some ways despite all that, or there is a good medical reason for not getting surgery.
>>156650377Extreme disappointment to find this shit out when I went to watch yesterday.Midnight is the embodiment of reddit and cringe. Cant watch this retard, and he just shouts out donations constantly, and if he gets done with that we are given an up to date on his cats every movement. Then he thinks he is doing people a favor by playing fucking ads. I tried the other chicks stream and she was just blasting some shit music over the wrestling.Then another stream just some fag responding to every single letter in his chat.RIP datasumo. There is no where fun to watch replays with a decent group of people now. Ill have to watch the commentary free restreams of abema, its the best of whats left.
>>156696270VPN+ABEMA you fucking casual
Asahifuji tomorrow
>>156697721I really don't know how this is so hard to understand
>>156683159is that a ps5 in the back ground?what games do you think it has?
>>156698825I remember a video that had some of them playing some NBA game.You could also see a Wii in said video.
>>156697721>>156698524The point was watching with other sumo fans in chat with a based broadcaster. But I can see why that's hard for you to understand given your low IQs. Pipe down dumb fucks
>>156698825Takakeisho play Cooking Mama.Shishi play Fortnite.Aonishiki plays Europa Universalis.Hoshoryu plays Tekken.Onosato plays Divekick.
>>156699176>AI is basedunbased
>>156699180>Aonishiki plays Europa Universalis.he truly is the most intellectual Rikishi
>>156692332Last basho he henka'd everyone because his ACL wasn't healed. This basho he's doing it for the love of the game.
>>156699180>Hosh plays TekkenIn time with his actual performances, things were better before Tekken 8... sasuga...
Is there anyone that streams the non retarded camera angle feed or is it easy to do it myself? I prefer having someone doing english commentary but I don't really care at this point.
>>156699176VPN + ABEMA + /sumo/orNatto (ABEMA) + /sumo/>>156698825PS5 has no games.
>>156701204NHK is only makuuchi and is far more aggressive about copyright striking than abema. Couple years ago it was more common for restreams, and natto used to use nhk footage aswell.
>>156697721>>156701354>>156698524>>156700383Spamming the same 'solution' over and over again isn't the slam dunk you think it is. I want all the data on the screen and datasumo packaged that up perfectly without making me listen to hours of his political hot takes or whatever. Having to juggle a bunch of apps and tabs just to have the full backstory for each bout isn't practical. If you want to do that, fine. But I don't.We lost the only stream that added value to the sumo watching experience. I was more invested in each fight knowing what the backstory was. A VPN isn't going to replace that.
>>156701558TIL the AI faggot steam had bibliographies on screen too. Oh wait no he didn't.
>>156701558>I want everything. Give me everything for free. Gibs it to me!
>>156700383he said many times he uses it minimally. But I dont give a fuck how much he uses it. Your crying about AI has zero effect on the outcome of the world's usage of it. I can only imagine how low your IQ must be to spend time crying about improvements in technology. I have a solution for you to make your AI go away, try tasting a fresh 10 gauge and you wont be affected by it anymore.
>>156701687AI is exorbitantly expensive and completely unusable for that one reason alone. So far inventors have shielded you from that fact because they're hoping you become dependant on their services so they can crank the price up later on as they're already starting to do.
>>156701747I use it every day. I've never paid for it.
>>156701747Jesus dude, spamming your political views in a sumo thread is just sad.Touch grass ffs
>>156701833Retard
VPN+ABEMA
>>156701558must be hard being retarded who can't look up anything on their ownimagine having a browser window dedicated to data instead of baked into the stream, obscuring 50% of the screencouldn't be me
>>156701911>>156701747Ok boomer
>>156701558Natto has had the best handcrafted data for years.Also AI is extremely gay and soulless, almost as gay and soulless as m*dnight.
>>156701949bet you don't even watch sumo, just want to look at excel and numbers all day
I'll just keep watching Midnight because I can tune out the non sumo stuff.
>>156701909I could go for some shabu shabu rn on god fr no cap.
>>156701558Imagine being so >low IQ that this is too much to "juggle".
>>156702008NTA, but I take exception to that. A man can do both...
>>156702111Literally no data to be seen. It's like you're completely illiterate. Thanks for playing.
>>156702131yes, where >>156702111 is the right way to do itbut people who miss shit like this >>156682405 are dumb
>>156702167You're lazy and gay.
>>156702192The meme image is a gem and isn't meant as an attack on the content.
>>156702167>Current record and head-to-head aren't dataNice try, retard.
>Every basho the same streamer drama>>156702111I've tried vertical tabs but I've never seen tabs below the window, gotta try that
>>156702231even if it isn't, that's how i felt every time someone posted that stream
>>156702220>>156702234Not defending the data dude, but I would like to see much more than just what's on the torikumi. I think Ahenka shows that on screen if that's all you need thoLive natto would be perfect, but he doesn't do it live and I don't want to wait to watch later. Until someone else starts streaming a decent UI, we'll all have to cobble together our own and we all want slightly different things so the retards will continue to reeeeeeeEEEEee the same shit over and over in the thread. Get used to it.
>>156702395>Get used to it.
>>156702395The stats don't matter all that much honestly.
>>156702255fucking retarded ass website won't let me reply with a catbox linkrs0afm.webmjust put the catbox url before it
>>156702759out of all of your moronic takes this is the most retarded
>>156703068just put sumodb on the 2nd monitor/split screen lil bro
>>156703112I prefer sumostats dot com
>>156703112>>156703142>>156702111>>156701967>>156701911If its that easy then start a stream. You can cash in on some of those sweet neetbux.
>>156703068Every basho there are broken records. Stop pretending fights can be predicted and just enjoy the fatslap.
>>156703527I know all I need to know. You're actually so fucking stupid if you think more information is always better. Do you care about rikishi dick size too? How about asshole diameter? Come on faggot draw a line.
>>156703689yeah
>>156703740>HOLY SHIT FUJINOFUJI BEAT WAKANOWAKA THREE YEARS AGO THAT MAKES THEIR MATCHUP 100 IN FUJI'S FAVOUR WHY DID WAKA EVEN BOTHER SHOWING UP TODAY HE LITERALLY CANNOT WIN>WAIT HOLY SHIT WAKA WON WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE???This is honesty to God what you sound like to me.
>>156699180Shishi plays Marvel Rivals
>>156704094Does he main the guy with the big swinging dick?
>>156703813yeah
>>156703813Why are midnight fans the literal worst human beings on earth?
>>156701909>tfw not awake for top division this bashoNHK World grand sumo highlights
>>156696270Just watch Leo you sperg, he even has no commentary side streams holy fuck.
>>156704559kill yourself leo
>>156704597Ah yes the ever present schizo that thinks anyone who posts about X is X. Terminally online tablet baby syndrome.
>>156704559He's even worse than that useless bee cuntIt's shockingLeo needs to go on a vertical rope run
>>156704705I don't care man, sit there and be unhappy while you watch abema with a vpn by yourself. Just don't complain about it because clearly you have an issue with literally everything and only want to cry about every single option any person in this thread has presented to you.
>>156704769No idea who you think you're talking to, but I'm not one of the friendless VPN fags. Those nerds are pathetic.
KWABosato retiring after this BLUNDER, innit.>>156675593>*dies of shame*
Why is he like this?
>>156704705Leo might suck but no one can be worse than the bee cunt and midcunt.
>>156704976>Midnight is my friend. LOL
>>156704976I do not care who or what you watch and I don't want to hear you whine about who or what other people watch. We do not care about your opinion or your parasocial obsessions. Take it elsewhere.
>>156704680nobody would shill that fag as the default option unless they were personally benefiting from it
>>156705189>nobody would shill that fag as the default optionCorrect. Nobody did.
>>156705189see>>156705167>>156705111
>>156699180>Takakeisho play Cooking Mama*Goldeneye>>156701494>NHK is only makuuchiNHK plays the whole day. It's just on some NHK+++ offshoot channel.
>>156676379lul felt like I was having a stroke reading that
>>156705299>NHK plays the whole day.They don't
daiseizan kazuma
kinbozan takerufuji
>>156705461I hope chicken legs does well
asahakuryu mitakeumi
>>156705388You're right. It's from makushita onward.
asanoyama tobizaruwish the nhk had done a few alternate angles of this one
fujiryoga roga
wakamotoharu takayasu
kotoeiho fujiseiun
daieisho hakunofuji
hiradoumi aonishiki
>>156705559that's what you get for scamming a win last basho
Waka flocka is out forever isn’t he
>>156705696That felt personal.
>>156705409Kazuma is good, he lost this one but I think he will go far in ranks
atamifuji gonoyama
>>156705756based hapa sumo sloppa enjoyer
>>156705756i would love to wipe my wiener all over her face bros
takanosho kotozakura
kirishima fujinokawa
yoshinofuji onosato
oho hoshoryu
Koga!
>tamawashi got demoted you hate to see it
>>156706442You spelled love wrong.
>>156707389>you hate to love itI don't though
>>156705714waiting two days before going to the hospital for compartment syndrome is usually bad
>>156692332>thats not a knoife
>>156705874Better send that kid to slip and fall school.
>onosato is never going to win againI dont want to believe it
>>156706008Thanks for the webms, new webm anonI hope you last longer than the last ones
>>156705696Oh yeah I'm thinking Dan is back. Yusho imminent.
>>156707451I want to google it but I also don't want to google it.
>>156707563According to wikipedia if you don't get surgery within like 12 hours extreme risk of gangrene/amputation/death
>>156707666rip wtk
>>156707694>Researchers have reported a mortality rate of 47% for acute compartment syndrome of the thigh. A study showed the fasciotomy rate for acute compartment syndrome ranges from 2% to 24%. The key factor in acute compartment syndrome is the time to diagnosis and fasciotomy. A missed or late diagnosis may require limb amputation to survive. After a fasciotomy, some symptoms may be permanent. It depends on which compartment was affected, the time until surgery, and muscle necrosis. Muscle necrosis can happen fast, sometimes within just 3 hours after an injury. A fasciotomy in the leg's lateral compartment might cause symptoms affecting nearby nerves and muscles. These may include foot drop, numbness along leg, numbness of big toe, pain, and loss of foot eversion.
>>156707717wtk isn't that cute so hopefully he'll be fine
>>156707523Bro gets Yokozuna privilege and refuses to use it. I don't know if it's a pride thing or what.
>>156692332Where do you get the stat overlay?
>>156707523That's what you fuckers get for shitting on Hosh so much.It all fell on Onosato.
>>156707790That's Natto.
>>156707801where is natto?
>>156707815Konbini, restaurants, grocery stores
>>156707815use the archive
>>156707815In the forever cove, eating a large sushi.
>>156707827clever girl
>>156707825
>>156680142
>>156705626Papayasu giving everyone hope before shitting the bed in week 2 as usual.
new thread >>156707959>>156707959>>156707959>>156707959>>156707959>>156707959>>156707959>>156707959>>156707959>>156707959
>>156707974Fucking kill yourself
>>156706008Thanks for the .webm's, my man.Hope you keep on making them for every day.
>>156699176> I want le based broadcaster and chatMy bad buddy, I forgot that it is summer
Wakabros out, manletbros in
