Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 9 Malemort - Ussel155.5kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/startlistGC after stage 8:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/stage-8-gcRoadbook:https://www.xoo-cycling.ch/download/roadbooks/roadbook_tour-de-france_2026.pdfLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/en/https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/stage-9/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD1 / RTBF / VRT / DKTV2 / RTVE / Rai / NOS / EITB / RTP / RTV Slo / SRG-SSR13:20 CETPrevious thread:>>156601898
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>>156675278weather protocol strikes again
>Roodhooft - "The leadout was good, Jasper could not finish it off once again."kwab
Boring stage.
>Tour designer admits "failure" after Pogacar showhttps://sport.tv2.dk/cykling/2026-07-10-tour-designer-erkender-fiasko-efter-pogacar-show
Russbert must be busy today as he created the thread earlier than usual.
>>156675278this is already the shortened profile?
>>156677812Race director Christian Prudhomme has stated that the theme of this year’s Tour de France is a “Tour in crescendo.”This means that it is a Tour that—according to the schedule and route profile—gradually increases in intensity and difficulty.However, the French race director probably hadn’t anticipated that the defending Tour champion, Tadej Pogacar, would have a lead of 2 minutes and 42 seconds over Jonas Vingegaard, the closest pursuer, after the first real mountain stage on Stage 6.In his analysis of Stage 6, which Pogacar won after a show of dominance, TV 2 Sport’s cycling expert Emil Axelgaard wrote, among other things:- The stage design allowed Pogacar to dramatically increase his lead on the final stretch, and that was, of course, a mistake on the part of the organizers. Even if Vingegaard manages to even the playing field again, Pogacar now has such a large lead that it would take a mishap, a collapse, or a truly terrible day for Pogacar for him not to win the tour.
>>156681608>it would take a mishap, a collapse, or a truly terrible day for Pogacar for him not to win the tour.I like our chances Jonasbros, 3 different ways we can still win. Good odds that one of them happens.
>>156682004easy MWW today
>>156682147HUGE favouriteMadej Pedercar odds
>>156676197Uhm thats racist
>>156679982Yes
>>156682004>>156682154I've seen enough, huge Grug solo win
Magnus CORT will make use of the matches he's been saving today, surely
>>156675278if i was Remco i would try to start some shit today on this short stage
the points sprint is 15km after the start
Yeah this stage is retarded
>>156684616for once stage alterations actually improved the race
>>156684639stage might become much more explosive now
maybe its not Pog but the Y1RS
Are you going in ze Freibad today?
>41°C>this is dangerous, what should we do>LMAO no worries let them start in the worst heat and just shorten the stage
patrimoinebros....
I hope two teams absolutely sends it all day and tries to kill a couple of cold weather riders.
>>156685675Hope they bump it to 16:00 start 20:00 finish someday.
>>156685810Get on the bikeSpend 45 min talking to everyone before you get out of town
>>156686077Start at 10:00 everybody stops at 13:00 and resumes racing again at 16:00 would be funny.
>>156686069Will Mads survive or does he need a lil rain?
Whats the point of shortening if they just ride in the hottest part of the day anyways?
>>156686124Dont tell ASO/UCI they could have two towns for the starting and finish line towns paying them per day instead of one
BREAKAWAY! BREAKAWAY! BREAKAWAY! That is what this stage screams! And what a huge part of the peloton are hoping to be a part of, as this hilly stage is an important opportunity for many teams to take a stage win #TDF2026
>>156686341My wife wants to go get oliebollen at the fair in the village. That means we'll pass by my parents who live right there and means I will only get home, soaking wet and tired from the heat, to see the end of the race (if I'm lucky).What do?
hope they completly cancel the tour in the coming years because of the heath. gay semen slurping >pogwinslolshit
Absolute slave mentality showcase
>>156686392in this scorching heat? absolute madness
>Jonas is better in the heat>Visma sends the American menace in the break>Jonas take back two minutesbook it
> vocsnor with short socks
>>156686632Jonas is better at nothing
we live
Won't be around for the stage which means it will be a guaranteed banger. Like that time I missed the rainy Roubaix or Grug getting arrested.
>>156686806
slurp
another fake breakaway stage
>hm yeah let the 3 riders get their free advertisement, we'll catch them on the mountain and then pog wins lolgay fucking sport
Lidlbros dropping the hammer
>>156686942it's not even a real sport, just some faggots in lycra pedaling around, get these homosexuals of the road asap
>breakaway already overbruh
Lidl with the Uno-x special of bringing back the break just to get 5th
>>156687035Almost like football but it's with balls to make it extra gay
this forum is pretty gay as well. perhaps i'll join cyclingnews.
if pog wins the sprint...
1. MAds2. Eritrea3. FluppeMVDP trying to breakaway, merler lacheeWhere's ruski?
>>156686729Jonas is better at producing offspring
>>156687374and fish
Ganna train ready for depature
>we pay the gendarmes for that
>>156687870meanwhile kids are getting murdered, really makes you think
Why is the yellow jersey trying to kill the breakaway? No fun allowed ?
>>156686069UnoX bros....
>>156675999his DS basically saying he's shit in interviews lol
Almost forgot Piddy was in this race
son of Jørgen in the breakthat means UAE is about to pull everything they can to fuck him over, again
>JorgensonNo chance PooAE lets him go
Jorg has no intention to work for jonas this year
>flicks elbow aggressively
>>156688255Give him a minute and then bring him back would be even funnier
>>156679944yeah, had a hectic day. now finally time to relax and watch the tour
where‘s blud going?
Voigt is such a Pogimerda glazer
uhmm
We MTB now
eye candy take lives
kek
She's my type. I should ask her out
>>156688373Distracted by french tummy
>>156688397thats a man
>>156688397Romani gypsy looking woman
do you guys remember when a 34 year old Tim Wellens went on a 45km solo from a break containing Simmons, Storer, WvA, Ala, Campenaerts, Powless, Lutsenko, Mohoric and put 2 min into them for that entire distance?
>>156688397mountain people <3 mountain people
>>156688428With the help of a moto. But apparently mentioning that makes you an evil chud.
>>156688417Caught cursing, actuallyEvil hand gestures
>>156688447lmfao
>>156688385doper loves doper
grug wasting the few matches he has
Pippo tiratissimo
Do we know who's in the Merliers group?
>>156688462I hate drone shots
>>156688490sprint merchants
Huge split. PooAE need to fuck off and let them race.
>>156688462One day they will crash a drone into a 1000 year old monument.
>Pogacarwinslol
>mayo cul
LET THEM GO
>2 americans in break>american pulling peloton behind
>>156688506Why do you think they cut there at the end
Commentators are too stupid to understand that UAE hates Jørgensen
Finally a LETOUR stage worthy of its name
PooAE might want a burrito win from this. That's how it's looking. I know they're spiting Jorgenson but couple bonus seconds and another burrito win would match their intentions so far this tour.
>>156688521
this is actually going to be a GC day loli need Remco to do some insane shit today, perfect day for it
>>156688587Why would he try and fix his bike off the road?
>>156688589Insane in these temperatures
They want another Burrito win?
>>156688609sun too spicy und etwas
Which part of Corrèze are you from, lads?
>>156688685Millwaukee
>>156688685i’ve been to Sornac was very comfy
Total vismoids humiliation
>>156688593aaaand the break formed
UAE bring back that Norwegian right now!
>>156688685for me its Bug eat
>>156688542It actually made it through the hole but if I was the mayor I would sue the shit out of these clowns.
>>156688685No beach no fromBut I would pick Limousin
>>156688685>naze-en-baize sur niquemère
>almost 8min breakaway I kneel
Let Jorg in the break reeeeeeee
>>156688685Creuse here, nuke the 19.
*semen slurping intensifies*
German TV talking about accordions
>>156688833https://youtu.be/Vhu-0IBZm5s?si=ffP0otJNhknEel7s
Even the 'breakaway' stages are being ruined by PooAE. This is a piss take. What's the point.
>>156688907You are free to go to France with a piece of cardboard and fix it yourself
>>156688907If vismoids stay quiet the break goes easily
That weird chess game were Simmons is pulling Pidcock towards Vacek and Skelmose in GC
>>156688907the tour is ruined honestly don't even bother watching
>>156688926>piece of cardboardBe taking my predator drone at this rate
>>156688926uae fears feral chips (crisps) throwers
>>156688755Usually they're really light and tiny.>the Umma85 cinewhoop weighs 104g excluding battery, running 2″ propellers. You could run 4S on this guy and get 5 to 6 minutes of flight time.https://oscarliang.com/umma85-build/
my balls and ass is so fucking sweaty
How is Derek Gee not the national champion? Are there even any other Canadians cyclists?
>>156689056think we just went past you
MADS is a real one, don't ever let anybody say otherwise
grug little smash
If PooAE win the stage I want a full UCI proposal on how to make the sport exciting again. They need to implement wage controls and financial sanctions for FFP. They need to automatically investigate teams who show extremely high level of performance compared to the rest of the peloton. If they let this fly they will gut the sport of any enjoyment. This is meant to be a large group of riders fighting for the stage.
>>156689090Wiki says he is Guess he just doesnt want to wear the jersey
>>156688926will /cyc/ crowdfund a cardboard anon to hold a giant syringe for pogacar?
actually a retarded waste of energy from UAE here pulling like they want Pogi to win the stage
>>156689212>waste of energyWhen each rider has a nuclear reactor sized engine there is no waste of energy. Rest day tomorrow too. I wonder if they're trying to drop Jonas and put burrito in a good place for 2nd.
https://speakup.wada-ama.org/wb/148263971
>>156689251
UAE tweakin
>>156689251this picture is remarkably hard to find on internet searchesit gets removed from twitter and google image search lol
>>156689188Gee was the NC RR winner in 2025, in 2026 it was won by Jérôme Gauthier.
>>156689251Gonna spam this under every tdf and uci post
Watson wins
>>156689390Nice bit of stat padding for him
>>156689390top 10
>>156689469final GC
>saronni
i hate EF
>>156689589that's very homphobic pal
Robbie McEwen calling PooAE greedy. Penny is starting to drop huh.
>>156689390Nice crowd for a 3rd class race, it's good to see.
>1:10 to the break >"it's a bike race bro"
>>156689691it's not like anything else happens in austria.
>>156689691Lidl was throwing a lot of freebies in the finish area
>>156689691the cycling boom is insane here. I dont even greet anymore when im out because there are too many on the road around Innsbruck. Boomers are now getting a very rare sight
Pogademon wants the stage or what
UAEmerda might actually ride Mads to a win lol
>>156689818sure looks it
Total puncheur death
Love discovering all these mini villages in France. This place was the start of a Tour 40 years ago
>get the gap to under 1min>teamcars will have to leave>no ice and water for the break awayRude as fuck
>>156689818Who knows at this point. Holding the gap against that quality of group is bonkers. Burrito raid? Burrito stage? poogacar stage + more time for.... reasons. poogacar angle seems not to make any sense considering he gets time whenever he wants and there are more mountains to come. I think it's a burrito raid to usurp Jonas of his 2nd place. Also considering that PooAE are salty that Visma made the race hard in previous years so they're coming back with a vengeance to do the same now the whole team is giga doped. Don't think you can underestimate the pettiness in PooAE.
>>156689862Merygnac l'Eglisehttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/1998/stage-7/result
>>156689781>austrian painterhmmm
>>156689862*of a stage
>>15668992864 inhabitants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGagZQPg7jYabandoned france looks comfyi want to be a hobo thereim guessing it's not very culturally enriched in those areas?
even mou doesn't know the purpose of emirates chasing.
Piddy and Johansen are both under 10m you cant give them 6 min on a stage like this if Grug starts to pull near the end they never close that
>>156689957lovely. imagine living there.
>>156689962Wellens doesn't even know who johansen is
>>156689862>>156689928>1998 was 40 years agoTime flies.
>>156689962Yes you can. Look at the way they hold this gap. Easy. Not as if either are even considered threats in GC.
pogacar will outsprint everyone
>>156689962as if pogi would care. Even then it would be Visma or Bora who should control the gap instead
The team cares its only 6min to Torito
hello why the fuck is Mads being a bottle bitch
>>156690076he is pure soul in this semen slurping world, he will win the sprint anyways
>>156689958>im guessing it's not very culturally enriched in those areas?Too late.During the Olympic Games Macron started a policy for dispatching the nogs all over the territory, to clean Paris and to repopulate this "abandoned France".
>>156690124based
How do all these proles even survive standing for hours when it's 40° outside
if this break can't get to the finish just end pro cycling forever
>>156690136where i live 80% of them took the bus to the nearest city in less than a week
>>156690206I was about to ask can the break make it?
a new way to get DQ dropped
PooAE with 6(SIX) riders in the peloton
>>156690259>takes notes
>>156690240is it basically impossible to live in these rural areas due to France's insane taxes and non-existent business environment?
>>156690369what a nice smile
>>156690250it's all good specialized riders, if wellens & co. catch you just give up forever
what are these commentators blabbing about pogi will just attack and drop pederson. it's not a concern.
>ineosKill every single one of them. Demented retards.
I MUST PULL
I miss W*ut
BUG EAT
The bug ate a USB
What has this sport become. Completely retarded spastics.
>>156690573stay hydrated
>KWABEOS
Pedalton should FUCK OFFThis belongs to the breakaway. Greedy oil cunts
>ineos riding to close GC gapCan not make this fucking retarded bullshit up. For a spot in the top 10 at this point in the race. Pathetic.
>gave up watching this shit days ago>log into spee i see i have missed nothingChris Froome didn't die for this
Seeing Remco and Lipo alone is hilarious here’s your “star” steam bro even Mads is better surrounded
>>156690651Suffering through this will only make the good times better. The Paul reign will be glorious.
>when that ice water hits your buttcrack and carresses your anus
>>156690651yeah i can't imagine there's much viewers for the tour these days
>FLOSS
They're talking about ineos spiting Pidcock and using the 'we're riding for 10th on GC' as a cover. I thought the bitterness with with steve cummings. Now it's puke rowe and thomas I'm pretty sure. Don't doubt their pettiness but I can't imagine they had such bad blood with Pidchad.
Vingegaard lachee
Jonas on bottle duty
lmao retard brits
>>156690651It's pretty tiresome
someone shut up this american commentator.
THE GRAVEL
El Burrito is gonna attaque and take Jonas 2nd place
Business idea.
>>156690919*le gràvel
>another breakaway implodes because of gay tacticsjust ride as fast as you can you fucks
Iidl boys slurpingmads will win
Let's just hope Mads survive this last climb
30 seconds lmao
If you're MVDP or pidcuccittini you have to attack at some point on the descent, fuck it.
GRUGSMASH
SMASH
grug gigawashed
Grug
GRUGRUG
lmao these monkeys
SMASHMASH
There is always a sneaky Norwegian on your rear
Jonathan Vaughters is brilliant on commentry
PidKWAB
It's pidcockover
seethecock
noooooooooooo
POOR COCK
>shitcocktini
lmfao at Pidders
SRAM DISASTERCLASS
Serves him right for using electric gear
shitcocktinni the little magician
fuck why does this always happen to the clean guys
Big oof moment
Pidcock, Evenepoool seethe off
>Pidcuck
>>156690706It's truly a disgrace, riders like Hindley and Van Gils should be there.
Doesn't look like anything's wrong with his bike
Pid returned? Fucking ads
focken sram
Simmons giving up
>>156691225Simmons + Gee will be pulling for Fats
>>156691198Jalabert said you shouldn't do that.
>>156691225Another American getting cucked by a Dane
grug got this one in the bag
Mathieu working too much, the norge will win
>>156691374absolute worst case scenario
copenhagen fats sold his soul to the devil
>>156691370finish is uphill, pidkek should be better
>>156691407who is copenhagen fats
>>156691446Grug will win (if the group doesn't get caught)
>>156691407Based Jutlander that knows all of Sjælland is København
>>156691446its only like 4-5%i trust in grugsmash
>>156691453YOU
tobias is nervous af
Assuming this does not get caught PooAE have had a pretty spasticated race day
Mathieu van der Pull
>>156691453oh he's not from københavnanyway>>156691475this
>>156691479
>>156691489They were thinking about the team classification
Grug looking salty
>>156691530That's sad
if bongs beat us again...
yea its over for lidl and trek
>>156691530Do they get shekels for that ?
der norge is being very cheeky with his pulls, they are scamming grug
Does alpecing fold when grug retire?
netcompany should send Ganna to the front
I like how every big group has two Movistar shitters in the back
>grug combatifHe led the race for 5 minutes...
>>156691575he'll become DS or something then
watch the norgay be the first to skip turns on the front making the breakaway choke
>>156691198LOOOOOOOOOOOLSRRRRRRAAAAAAAAMMMED
Only grug is pulling
Baudin has this
>>156691575I will stop buying for certain. If my shampoo brand doesn't win 2-3 classics a year I'm done.
>>156691575Jappe is good enough when he is healthy and del Grosso is coming up (doubt)
Is Jasper Philipsen still in the peloton?
Ganna to the front NOW or its cest fini
>>156691615:D :D
>>156691615He's been skipping for 10km already
How do we teach Pippo to hate Norwegians?
>>156691647he in the Merlol grupetto
CAMONGRUG
oh no
lol. GRUG SMASH
I hate shitcuck
FOREVER SECOND FUUUUUUUUUUU
who that EF wheels sucker
Most delicate rider wins !
GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG
GRUGSMASHGRUGSMASHGRUGSMASHGRUGSMASHGRUGSMASH
Grug wins
Kino stage
>>156691771when will he start winning again?
GRANDE GRUG
5 seconds eheh great stage
>>156691771Maybe if he stopped being a cuck and trusted in his strength he could start winning races.
grug is the coolest
WHEELSUCKERS BTFOPEDALTON ON SUICIDE WATCH GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUGGRUG GRUG GRUGGRUG GRUG GRUGGRUG GRUG GRUG
Clap Clap Grug GJ
based
CINEMA
Why did Grug kiss a man after winning the stage?
how much older is grugs wife than him? she looks like a milf
>>156691830>>156691834based grannie fucker
>>156691834She looks older than him, why do all of the elite guys get older gfs?
top 10
>>156691830>>156691834Op een ouwe fiets moet je het leren
>>156691830>>156691834wow she looks terrible
>>156691834Holy bogged
>>156691870with pro cyclist life style mommy gf is unironically a good choice
lest we forget
>>156691834Isn't she pregnant? are pregnant women allowed outside in the heat?
>>156691916lol who is this
why is grugs elbow bleeding
>>156691934The great Tobias Holland
how do i go through puberty at 27 years old and gain 15kg of muscle just by eating more?
>>156691841She's 33
The boys
how many minutes are we loosing jonasbros
>>156691830>>156691834>Dutch legends and MILF wivesA surprisingly common combination.
>>156691978That's Great Wall of China age
i hate pogacar
>>156691988-1 seconds
>>1566919880
Kept telling me gf that Grug's sprint is overrated and that he wouldn't win. Now she is bullying me.
>>1566919880:04 (bonification)
>>156692012based?
>>156692043Deserved
MVDP's wife has hit the wall. Wrinkled to fuck.
>>156692043
>>156692043REMINDER that grug only looses sprints when riding against danish bulls
>>156692071What did he mean by that?
>>156692043Retard
>>156692073Thats why one should never sunbathe.
>>156692085Norwegians are dishonorary danes
>>156692043You thought pidcuccittini would beat him out? What were you thinking
>>156692071
>>156692111... and that's a good thing
>>156692102Considering how retarded the race directors have been I would not be surprised if both get DQ'd for this
>>156692043You just got GRUGGED.
since jappe is washed does that mean we will get more mvdp kino
>>156692043kek. my then gf (now wife) was adamant that Nibali will win TdF in 2014 and I told her that she has no idea what she's talking about and he got no chance against Froome and Contador.
>>156691990Is he dutch, flemish or belgian what does he identify as if you were to ask him, don't you guys have some obscure petty infighting like with the frisians
TNT are discussion how cunty UAE are>hold the gap just under 1 minute>means no service to the breakaway>on a day the race was shortened due to heat>don't even close the gap to win the stagePooAE are the biggest cunts and people are starting to realise. I feel vindicated.
it's true what sporza are saying, the "helicopter camera" was delayed so when they switched to the front camera it looks like we skipped ahead a moment or two
alhamdulillah
funny. i guess normally they always run their different cameras with a kind of delay to accomodate from the transmission or whatever
>>156691841She's gonna be one soon
>>156692160that was PROPER ciclismo
>>156692178Spiritually Belgian, but physically Dutch
>>156691915unless she's the wearing the pants like urska and oumi
>>156692237Kino stage But thank fuck it's better for us Dutch now, cuz at the time that was our first stage win in NINE years
>>156692282>wearing the pants like urskaWhat?
>>156692282they don't seem like mommy gf at all 2bh. not really caring and nurturing types
holy fuck i just got the Airtox add with Mads on my TV and its so fucking BADlike what where they even thinking
MEAT
>>156692308Pogi is a cuck
>>156692301the only thing you got going is grug, the day he retires its over for you dutchies
>>156692355Annual(daily) urska sausage party
>>156692341Its the Jysk strat where its supposed to be bad.
>>156692178He is dutch. His mother is French, his father is Dutch. His wife is Flemish Belgian, they live in Antwerp. His girlfriend is some pills influencer
>>156692389but its not even funny badits just........bad
Pidcock seething
>>156692372Big talk coming from a fat fish duo nation
>>156692390she looks 53 lolnice pills and health tips sister
>>156692390>influencerjust lives of gruggs money
>>156692200>>156692222It happens everyrace
someone post the clip of that repoter who went home to Grug being in the shower and she was eye fuck him hard
fats has a weird face, what's up with that
>>156692544the quintessential Holbæk/Vest Sjælland look
>>156692390she looks homely
>>156692355i appreciate jermanies obsession with sausig
So UAE really thought about controlling the stage for a Pogacar stage win
>>156692779Why give up on it though? It was there for the taking. They had it close, the break started to collapse and they were a wellens pull away from catching the break. Spend all day on the front being aggressive just to give up on it. If it's for team classification then they are pathetic.
>>156692817They realised it was a retarded idea
>>156692779That or control lidl for the team competition. Either way kinda dumb.
Gap between Pogacar and Vingegaard on the 1st rest day:2021 V +5:322022 V +0:392023 P +0:172024 V +1:152025 V +1:172026 V +2:42
>>156692993>2021 V +5:32 Pog's attack on Col de Romme in the rain was kino af. That's when I realized he was something special.
>>156692779Nah they were controlling for Torito with Piddy on 9:40 you cant give them 6 min for free
1 day off right?
>>156692779Here is what Yates A had to say after the stage:https://x.com/Eurosport_ES/status/2076333802180231329
>>156691406luckily i was wrong
A bit of page 7 action is it
>>156692993It's so Vingover
>>156692993I'm so glad I didn't put money on Vingegaard. I was feeling something before the tour. Thank God I never act on my instincts.
why is the thread so dead all of a sudden?
>>156688462how can this be more HD can the regular broadcast
>>156696663Regular broadcast has more moving parts?
>>156696778use drones for the whole thing then
gotta say Seixas has been disapointing this first week
>>156697632My boy Psexazz... He just needs some more time...
>>156697632He's been there abouts on Remco's level. That isn't too bad for a 19 year old. I'm sure we all hoped for more but the real question is where he will be by the end. Can he at least finish the tour without a knee injury and a pity party like Pinot? Genuinely think he's clean so a top 5 would be spectacular.
Looking through the GC is quite miserable. The amount of good riders who we haven't heard a bean of this tour is spectacular. The level is absolutely ridiculous and it's basically 3 or 4 teams that can compete. Time for UCI and WADA to start doing house calls. They controlled the aftermath of the 2020 tour really well. Bahrain basically vanished overnight. They need to get their shit together. Seeing what were excellent GC riders getting blown to bits by the new generation is not training nor rounder wheels as much as TNT would like to pretend.
i hate pogacari hate UAE
i love pogi so fucking much. i see no reason for watching this sport after he retires.
>>156697632He'll get better, hopefully next week we'll start seeing more competitive tactics. Right now though this has been a boring ass tdf.
>>156698583Tuesday is a good day for tactics but everyone has just given up
>>156697632? There was barely any climbs. And third on Tourmalet behind Jonas and Pogi
>>156698482cringe
chances of gigadownpour leading to landslide that wipes out UAE on the last stage?
i have forgotten that garaint thomas won the tdf
>>156698482>this will get me le (You)'sDid have a good kek however
>>156699080I think his 3rd place against vingeshaart and poocunt was probably more impressive than his win. He matched those two well on occasions. For a welsh alcohol unc, that's impressive.
>>156698639Yeah, I'm looking forward to some mountains but you're also right in saying people look like they've given up. >>156698971Probably nil but I do hope that both Vingegaard and Pogi chute, if only for maybe we'll see some competition and people actually wanting to win.
the riders and teams keep talking about heat this heat thatbut is it not around 40C every single summer in southern france and Massif Central?like its pretty normal
guess which pair of legs are pogacars
>>156699535is that from madame Tussauds?
>>156699495It was cold 20 years ago
>>156699535RightThe rainbow bands on the shorts are a giveaway
>>156700568based retard
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/jul/12/tadej-pogacar-tour-de-france-2026-heatwave-calendar-ninth-stage-mathieu-van-der-poel-cycling>“If I had the power I would change all the calendar and not race in July and August in hot places,” Pogacar said. “I’d do a completely different calendar, but it’s not something I can do.”>“You need to start at eight or nine, or even before. It’s a little bit shit, but I think the body can adapt to waking up at five o’clock in the morning and doing a stage at eight. But I think I’ve said enough.”Uhh based? Stage starts at 8 or 9, finish at 12 or 13
>>156700648>You need to start at eight or nine, or even beforeno no no no, maybe eight or nine in the evening. It will kill the sport to have the races the morning.
>>156700215i kinda wanna get a pair of wide ass bars like this for comfy ride
I have just busted the PooAE doping ring. It turns out they harvest blood from colombian children on an island called "Gianetti Island". The blood is infused with perfluorocarbons and adrenochrome. It's then shipped by plane and dumped in the med where it's picked up by fishermen and delivered through Monaco. This is the biggest sporting scandal in history and it'll be broken in the coming days. The reason why PooAE didn't go for the stage is because they had a call in the final 40km telling them that the Special Boat Service and the Navy Seals had busting the island, liberating the poor, malnourished colombian children and executing the workers on the spot. poogacar and the PooAE cartel are going to be pulled from the race for obvious reasons and stand trial in international courts. We are so fucking back. Jonas will be fighting with Redbull a Saint Paul for the rest of the Tour. We've been liberated from the PooAE oppressive regime.
>>156700648It's a pretty scary prospect that summer activity may just become untenable in our lifetime. Maybe they should move the Tour de France to the US, then they can start at 8am but still race at the same time for European audiences
>>156700958>Tour de France to the USNo, absolutely not.
>>156701010Just give French Louisiana back and it can still be held in France.
Gianetti will be getting the sudam hussein treatment in Paris
>Echoing the comments of Pogacar, the CPA added that “summer race start times must evolve in order to protect athlete health” and called for ”discussions to be held with all stakeholders” during the winter to find a solution before the summer of 2027.
>>156700958>It's a pretty scary prospect that summer activity may just become untenable in our lifetime.lmao
>>156701127He will have a small news figure drawn of his silhouette in a dirt hole, which will gain traction in 15 years time and become a popular meme?
>>156701213Haha something like that
>>156701233Based they popped his head off. I remember western media crying about his treatment. Same with Gaddafi. Who the fuck care how a murderous dictator goes, no matter the circumstances.
>>156701304Suicidal empathy goes strong with the sheltered western goy
with the world cup going on i've mostly ignored this year's tourhas it been worth watching at all? i know pogi was already 3 minutes up on ving by day 3 or whatever, so i assume this one is gonna be skippable
>>156701083lolyou can have itenjoy getting shot and then raped
>>156701544So far it's been the worst I've seen in years. PooAE fart sniffing festival. They have been relentless. Zero competition. Even the sprints have been shit.
>>156701544It's pretty skippable for now. A small group of Albanians at the top of Ballon d'Alsace will change that
>>156701544the soccer doesn't even clash with the cycling. you're going on toilet cleaning duty in the Bert offices
>>156701595Merlier's effort from yesterday was pretty commendable.
Vuelta di France wishes they had this
>>156700958the meds will be flooding our beaces with our soothing 32 c to escape their 44 c
Jorgenson is still saltyhttps://x.com/i/status/2076241353730556056
>>156702023Most boing sprinter in the peloton by far. Nothing against him but he's so boring.
>>156702129KEEEEEEEEEEK. Skinny fat slav runt is getting exposed to fuck.
>We went from a whole studio set with a blue screen background to a retired semi-pro (who never made it to a world tour team) and Lars Bak quipping all day
>>156702076Winemaking is making this kind of northern shift already, lots of your favourite wine regions of France and Italy are suffering under the heat so they have to viniculture the shit out of their crops to make a drinkable product, and it opens up winemaking for more northern countries
https://youtu.be/blVoSmQ4S-w?t=1096damn right
In another world Jorgenson would have been poogacar's loyalist gregario. He has the same petty nature. He stands by Jonas who obviously was irradiated in the past. PooAE picked the most hideous american man who's ever ridden a bike instead of him. There is another universe where McNulty was Jonas' number one and Jorgenson was poogacar's enforcer.
>>156702129Maybe Jorgenson is like that guy that always steers every conversation or joke about Pogacar. I'm sure we all have this colleagues in our team at work that tend to stretch any topic into the thing they're obsessed with, killing the flow of the conversation. For Matteo, Pogacar seems to be living in his head
>>156702689Sounds like a cool guy
>>156699535I’d given up on the e-bike theory until I saw this photo
pogacar legs
>>156702546LOLbased lance
>>156703609It's actually vile. Irishbert has way more muscle tone than this scrub.
What happened to Juanpe Lopez? He was hotshit. Now I hear absolutely nothing about him.
we still alive?!
ynr Froome
>>156708689Froome was exciting but the sky train was boring.
>>156704634such is a fate of movistar riders
>>156702129KWAB
>>156697632If there hadn't been a TTT, he'd be 5th. If there were was no TTT and no bonus seconds he'd be 3rd.He's very well up there with the non-mutants.
>>156707267This site is dying.
>>156702259I was in an Airbnb in Denmark on the property of the couple who built this set they're very nice people.
forgot WC is in Canada this year
>>156710390Will it just be GP montreal?
>>156710580basically. with 100km flat part in the beginning
>>156710620
>>156710580Yea they are doing the same circuit I believe. Quebec and Montreal GP are two weeks before and Philly and Maryland are before that so teams could spend the whole of September in the north east if they wanted.
>>156701614Dangerously based post
>>156701614
>>156702076the meds already flood København in the summer, the increase in Spanish, Italiens and Greek people the last couple of years is wild
>>156710620>>156710626grim, waste of a year
>>156710834>Pogwinslol
>>156710845>100km solo, no one in g2 works together>uae team members refuse to chase and or help him when they breakaway
"a wounded animal" more like your sprinter who is ruining my velodrama by being absolutely garbage is wasting prime opportunities to win stages so you gotta get your sprint leadout guy to save the day
>>156711013
>>156692043you thought he'd lose against three wattlets? come on bro
>>156692211
https://sport.tv2.dk/cykling/2026-07-12-aerlig-vingegaard-kraevede-markante-aendringer-hos-vismaVingegaard:>I said last year that if this was how it was going to be, I couldn't be in it anymore. That's also why we changed some things. I also think the team realized that this was how it was, and they could also tell from me that I wasn't happy last year. They accepted that we had to change something, and we did.>As a cyclist, you feel like you're constantly on a diet. You always have to think about your weight, and you're always out training. A lot is demanded of you. It takes a toll on your body and your mind.>We have taken a step in the right direction, but it is clear that it is only a step.>I think that in general you should look at it more individually, what suits the individual rider best.>In order for cycling to become a sustainable sport again, it is probably more the direction to go that you create individual programs for all riders. If it is hard to be away for such a long time, then you have to do something else, and that is what we have done for me this year.
>>156711503i mean he is not wrong
In 2027 the team woll be called "Soudal Safety Jogger".https://soudal-quickstepteam.com/en/news/a-new-era-of-the-team-soudal-safety-jogger-announced-for-2027
>>156711609>jogger>cycling
>>156711503>I said
ANALYSIS: Pogačar’s impassioned plea must send a shiver down the spines of more than just the Tour bosses.The heat poses a threat to tournaments across several sports, and organizers are being pressured to address the issue.Even Tadej Pogačar’s body is human. After Sunday’s stage, the Slovenian cycling star was so exhausted by the heatwave in France that he suggested moving the Tour de France to a cooler time of year."If I had the power, I would change the whole calendar and not race in hot places during July and August. I would create a completely different race calendar, but that’s not something I can do," says Tadej Pogačar, according to the *Irish Times*.Europe has become hotter due to human-induced global warming, and this poses a problem for the world-famous cycling race.A team of researchers has described the Tour de France as "lucky" to have avoided the worst of the heat so far.Four years ago, the world football governing body, FIFA, had to move the men's World Cup in Qatar to November. This was due to the heat, even though it is a country with relatively dry desert heat.Neither the Tour de France nor FIFA will be escaping controversy anytime soon.Global emissions of greenhouse gases like CO2 continue to rise. This drives up global temperatures, with heatwaves on land emerging as the most serious consequence.In four years, the men's football World Cup will be held in Morocco, Spain, and Portugal—countries where climate change is having a severe impact. The matches are scheduled to take place during the summer months of June and July.https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/viden/klima/analyse-pogacars-hede-opraab-maa-risle-koldt-ned-over-ryggen-hos-flere-end-tour-bosser
>>156711609RIP
>>156711609jogger is a dog whistle for nigger so not sure what to think of this
>>156711503are all danes whiners? fucking hell, just retire already.
>>156701614Extremely based post. Start doing this.>>156711863Tour could be moved to Quebec. They have some beautiful mouintains there.
>>156702129Any way to view without a twitter account?
>>156713331
How did this survive the night
Gianetti's soft nature is perfect optics for the team. He's just a cool boomer who finished his career and runs brilliant cycling teams. No one so soft and calm would ever dope a rider. Brailsford's attitude was a little too combative and he projected authority. Gianetti is like a frail old man with a walker. Even accusing such a man is a crime against humanity.
>>156713347Thank you fren
>>156713415no world cup match
>>156713459>that smile>that damned smile
>During the 1998 Tour de Romandie, Gianetti abandoned during a stage and later became unconscious.[5] He was taken to Lausanne University Hospital where he remained on the intensive care for 10 days, as his life was in danger. Initially, doctors suspected an infection, but all tests came back negative. Two doctors then suspected that Gianetti had been transfused with a perfluorocarbon emulsion, to increase the oxygen-carrying capacity of his blood. This was reported to the authorities and an investigation was opened.>According to legal documents and witness testimony uncovered by Radio France, Gianetti blocked the public release of this investigation by filing for damages when he discovered the identities of the whistleblower doctors who reported him.[6] Gianetti filed for 900,000 Swiss francs from Dr Jean-Pierre Randin and 3 million Swiss francs from Dr. Gérald Grémion.[7] In the 2025 Radio France report, Grémion confirmed that the financial pressure forced him to negotiate with Gianetti's lawyer to reach an agreement.[8] “In exchange, I had to promise never to speak publicly about this person again,” Grémion told Radio France. “You could say that my silence was bought.”[9]>A journalistic investigation examined the history of Mauro Gianetti's Wikipedia page following public scrutiny of his career. The investigation reported that IP addresses associated with his previous team headquarters in Spain and his residence in Switzerland were used to modify the page. These modifications reportedly included the removal of sections related to doping controversies and the addition of specific personal biographical details, sometimes written in the first person. A spokesperson for UAE Team Emirates has stated that Gianetti did not modify the page himself.Absolutely nothing to see here. History of doping, coverups and lawsuits? He's just defending his innocence! Everything around the PooAE teams stinks.
https://x.com/CyclingYazz/status/2076635013982937503New thread?
calling on Rusbert to make a new thread before we die (again)
>>156713637Don't worry I've got the Stannard edish on standby
