unironically think we're gonna witness a Goobicide in the next few weeks
Mma lost today retards not connor
This was supposed to bring some happiness back bros..
.
i dont think this semen slurping sport is for mei was already halfway out the door with how faggy you all are with your "le boiz"
>>156675566Golden Connor.
Super Mario with the Suloev Stretch
How badly does he beat McBussy?Be 100% honest
>paid troon squad itt and the last 5 threads defending the UFC and trying to force the narrative that the meme kick injured conors leg.>all so glowies dont notice the FIX WAS IN and the main fight should have been canceled days ago once everyone knewfucking kek
>>156675566Good analogy /box/ is dead
>>156675600We got to save gooby
>>156677394Goober shoulda fought this bum with only 2 wins in the UFC
>>156675566how the fuck is his face more thin than the thin guy
I won money betting against goobz and somehow I'm still pissed offstarting to believe the pre existing injury theory, what a bunch of kayfabe bs
>People are still in denial about the health of the UFCthis shit is way past its prime.
>>156677695it's unirioncockily over
WaitYou're telling me the drunk coke addict rapist who hasn't fought in 5 years after blowing up his leg blew up his leg againDamn that's crazy
>>156675566Kek /box/ is dead!
We just had a mcgregor fight. Why the fuck is heem dead as ghost town and moving at a snails pace?
Blessed thread. /box/ won.
>>156675600Not like this...
>take roids which make ligaments and tendons less elastic>drink and take drugs excessively for years>dont train properly>become stressed through endless lawsuits>still decide 5i come back to elite combat sports almost 40 years oldIt was destined fir failure.
>>156677862It's the world cup nobody is out here watching a washed up rapist fight while Messi is playing at the same time
>>156677862this card may have completely killed mma
>>156677862We lost the match but won the battle. The war goes on.
>>156677989If after this he doesn't realize his body is done to compete then he is totally delusional.
chin up lads we get to watch usman die next week
>>156675642you didn't watch the other fights, did you?
Goobybros... where do we go from here? I miss 2016...
why do you need 14 months of training and conditioning if youre just gonna go for a high jump kick in the first 4 seconds i think they should cut back prep time first fights to like 1-2 months. maybe less.
>>156675642Aside from the main event, the early card was really good
triskeles
Conor? Never heard of her.
posts conors meng, I don't care if you get ip banned for three days, I must see his meng right now it is of the utmost importance this is not the last time I will ask either
Max is coming next year instead of fighting again this year
>>156677394cuckler injured his leg in the ruffy fight kek50/50 fight at this point
>>156677862only cazzies give a shit about Conor
At least he lost to Max and not to Chandler.
37 is not that old to fight, dudes just a fucking clown lmao
Everything was unmemorable and ended too quickly. Gable was good but first round KO. Paddy got a nice submission but under a minute. Gooby bummed his knee in first 5 seconds. Gabrandt heeled in a sec. Lame ass card man
Halloway McGregor 3career vs. career2027Book it.
>>156678331why are niggers so zesty? centuries of buckbreaking
All joking aside is the ufc dead?They tried their best to reignite the sport with pierera and failed and now with McGregors destruction I don’t see any viable solution to the sport They are finished and have zero stars
Max said he didn't want to beat a wounded dog in front of his family
>>156679018Retirement, focusing in raising his children, promoting his BKFC thing where he has money invested, going to some UFC tv shows to talk about other fights, things like that.
How's it feel knowing (You) could beat Gooby?
I feel liked even I could beat gooby
>>156679073You have Mackachev that is still undefeated.
>>156679068Yeah I'd say about one year from now. Retirement fight for both.
Even Askren is less pathetic than conor at this point
Wrote this song in honour of Conor:Verse 1:Zeem mah meng,Zeem mah meng.Chorus:Zeem mah meng,Zeem mah meng.Verse 2:Zeem mah meng,Zeem mah meng.Breakdown:Zeem heem zeem heemZeem heem zeem heemVerse 3:Zeem mah meng,Zeem mah meng.Chorus:Zeem mah meng,Zeem mah meng.Outro:Zeem heem zeem heemZeem heem zeem heemYuh
So this sport is dead huh
>>156679073The UFC will simply pump out more cards to meet the quota This has been their model since the ESPN years. They don't need stars when they have big money contracts paying them out for existing. This is why the DWCS exists. Fighter quality doesn't matter, they just need bodies for the cards
>>156679073>starts placing famous boxers in front of the weigh insWhat do you think buddy
>>156679111WRONG you fucking MORON
>>156679068>halloway is about to submit mcgregor*lights go out*>NO CHANCE, THATS WHAT YOU GOT…>aa-OOHHHHHHHHH BAH GAWD JOE, THATS VINCE MCMAHON, hes whoppin Halloways ASS!!!then set up a heel mcgregor (team TKO) vs halloway (team UFC) with a bunch of undercard matches of UFC guys vs. handpicked vince guys
so this is why there was zero promotion. Conor was limping around suffering from the shakes and sweating with his atrophy bum leg. faget ufc and dana
>>156679123Oh so you fancy yourself a bloody songwriter now do you?
>>156679084but will people still respect him? it would feel bad if everyone just makes fun of him now despite how much he did to grow the sport
So is BKFC stock going up or down after this?
Gane placed a curse on Gooby's bones
>>156675642Are you retarded?
/heem/ name me a single box office star in the ufc besides McGregor
>>156679111Islam isn’t undefeated and he has the weakest resume I’ve seen out of a generational fighter I’ve seen.
You know the worst part? Nobody cares. Not a thread in sight on the catalog. Just a field of world cup posts. Nobody even knows Conor shit the bed today. No one was watching.
>>156679189Paddy
>Why did you leave him?>He bet all of his money on Conor>That mick boomer?>Yep, that's the one.>Oh my god. Why?>I don't know. I tried to tell him that charisma doesn't equal skill. But he just wouldn't listen>What a loser! >I know, right!?
waiting for the kino casino gooby episode
He took a dive and placed a big ass bet on Holloway
>>156679210Lmao
>>156675566FDon't take ayahuasca
>>156679181The GANE effect is terrifying
UFC doesn't need stars, UFC itself is the star. all the other fighters come and go. they're fine with people blowing up like Pereira or Paddy but they genuinely don't need it because their champs are automatically assumed to be the best in the worldpeople tune in because the cards are generally great top to bottom for heems and actionit's a totally different model from boxing in terms of fan retention and engagement and growth
but why would god do this to him?
Probably the biggest UFC scam in history, disgusting!
Realistically we knew this fight was cursed as soon as it was announced , but somehow turned out even worse than I ever could have imagined
>>156677695Yeah it's over dude, shit is just a clownshow now
>>156679213In this hypothetical scenario which am I dating? Because the one on the right is clapped as fuck and I would never date them
>>156679229talent level is very high in the UFC now, best its ever been, but there's a lack of personalities. Too many boring fighters and half the cast doesn't even speak english.
>>156679234Dude you don't get it, it's actually good that God fucks with you and ruins your career.
Bros i just turned 30 and feel generally good other than some shoulder tightness once in a whiledo you really fall apart at 35?
>>156679073I'm only sticking around for our new prospect Quillan Salkilld
>>156679229then why do they need a main event that their whole promo revolves around?
Connors ufc career ended when he did the Floyd fight. I was watching a shitty stream did the crowd even boo or were they too stunned by what they witnessed
MMA is dead. No one else left knows how to draw dimes and thinks this is a legitimate sport and not just WWE with shoot fights. It's over.
Justin was to busy with his coloring book ringside to go into the ring
>>156675566Paddy is such an annoying bitch it’s unreal
Gooby looks fine here https://x.com/danawhite/status/2076142392068194390
>>156679257>talent level is very high in the UFC nowPfftttttthahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
alright that's a little based
>>156679234God hates posers and larpershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf1mnmylXfw&pp
>>156679222the boyzzz
>>156679257I know boomers on 4eddit love raising this point but the UFC doesn't keep getting fatter and fatter deals and continuing to trend #1 on X on fight nights and getting A list celebs at events because everyone in the world except for burned out cynical 4chan doomers are stupid>>156679267because obviously they still distinguish fighters and prime you for understanding what the most important fights are because it's a sport with titles that are importantwhat a stupid fucking question. as expected from an afghani
>>156679257Did you see Holloway try and trash talk McGregor during thre weigh ins? It was embarrassing If the ufc doesn’t hire people to artificially create stars the sport is finished
Conor knows he's done, he's only doing this humiliation ritual to make Khabib's resume look worse
I'm looking forward to the next Conor comeback in 2029.
>cunc McGregor blew an ACL on a single kick Fuck, my mid 30s are closing in fast. Is this how it is for your body in your late 30s? Single bad moves just blow your shit out?
>>156679263>do you really fall apart at 35?without exception
Paddy vs Oliviera would be kino
>>156679287KWAB
McPiggy's bacon bussy is ripe for Jondaddy porkin' tonight I'm afraid...
>>156679207This one was the biggest blackpill. No one gave a fuck about Conor's return they know it was going to be a humiliation all along. Even these week's threads were slow as shit
>>156679207I didn't even know it existed. I knew a fight was coming, but I didn't know when. They really didn't promote this much.
>>15667926325 if youre out of shape, obese, or blasting drugs30 if unlucky35 always40 if lucky
>>15667926335 is typically viewed as the point around which even world class athletes begin to noticeably deteriorate.
Imagine what she'd have done to Conor.
>>156679320I'm 33 and my body feels fucked. Think I got multiple sclerosis too. it's unironically over after 25
>>156677862Because it was the most disappointing thing ever lol. All there is to say is that it sucked
>>156679263>>156679320You can perhaps make the aging process a bit less of a down slope by not doing coke every day. Food for thought
Levels.Don't care for Micky mouse event matches
>AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I MADE A FEWL OF MESELF AGAAAAIN
>>156679189PaddyIliaPereiraOliveiraStricklandDiego Lopesthese are the biggest stars in UFC at present
You know I didn’t think anything would be more embarrassing than Jon jones ducking tom aspinall but here we are.
>>156679298>because it's a sport with titles that are importantYou can't tell me it's a stupid question and then make my argument for me
>>156679320yes stretch now and thank me later
Shakur and ryan would've sleem'd everyone from 135-155
>>156679263My dick got waaay thicker
>>156679189King Green, the last Strikeforce vet
>>156679207>>156679344I'm sometimes still surprised by how fucking idiotic terminal 4channers are. you actually think this place is reflective of what's going on in the real world. you call everyone else stupid but aren't aware of your own blinding biashonestly, the more I think about how stupid most of you are, the more astonishing it is. you unironically believe what you say. I'm flabbergasted
There’s so many UFC fighters around the age of 35 right now , it’s really over
>>156679263it starts at 25humans werent meant to live as long as they do today. 25 used to be half of life
>>156678640literally just a darce
Dustin Poirier's win over King Green is ageing beautifully.
>>156679263No, but you start to feel it. When you're past 35 you have to start doing stretches regularly to keep yourself limber and practice regular exercise to remain in good health.
>>156679399The only thing more embarrassing than the main event was this
25 is the age you technically start to die at, because that's the point more cells in your body start to die every year than new ones form. Reminds me of that meme of the stark difference when you change your age range on tinder from 18-22 to 24-28
>>156679399Based Bobby made his white dad proud with this show of heart
>>156679388if your argument is that the UFC has cards in sequential order because it wants to sell itself as sports entertainment where certain bouts are more consequential than others, then congratulations, you've done absolutely nothing to dispel the fact that the UFC itself is the product and it's fine with cyclical boom/bust cycles for stars because people tune in at a high-level baseline regardless due to recognition of and attachment to the brand and fight quality/entertainment
>>156679263my college buddies all turned 30+ this last year and all they do now is talk about how their erections dont work anymore and the body pains they deal with daily. its bad dude.
>>156679263Athletes sacrifice health for performance, you shouldn’t hold them as the headline for health because they aren’t the healthiest people in the population. You’re just maintaining yourself and making sure you don’t do anything retarded, or not a blue collar slave
Aaron "Terminal 4channer" Pico
UFC over 35
>>156679263not at all bro. keep moving, stretch, exercise, get some sun but not too much, hydrate, and you can stay limber like sportacus into your 60s not kidding just dont drink and dont be fat and do just a bit of cardio and you'll be amazed at how long the human body can go for
Gooby just posted some tweaked shit on twitter
>>156679437I remember when I was a child reading in a biology book (aimed at kids) that said that 25 was the peak age.
>>156679395Same. I'm much weaker and slower, but my dick girth is genuinely as good as it's ever been.
KWAB
>From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel
>>156679368Yeah at 32 I already have a painful click in my shoulders and can't do military presses like I used to crush in the gym. You can definitely tell that humans were meant to just fuck a bunch in our teens and crank babies out and die around 25-30 while hunting or in tribal warfare. You basically fight entropy the moment you hit 23 and are fully developed
saaaaaar saaaaaar sopies cuunigs veddy sexy saaarrr vedy r/nbacirclejerk queen saaar i wanting to smooch u bhabi
>>156679422he (paddy) said different at the post presser, peruvian necktie he modified with a d'arce can you over eager bjj fags please be quiet :)
>>156679234catholicism isn't christianity
>>156679473if you don't think this is kino you're fuckin gay
>>156679473stupid fucking mick faggot con artist, never want to see this faggot every again
conor your time is over. D pinas is the new face of the ufc
>>156677862I've been ""temp ip range banned" for like a week now. I literally dindu nuffin. I can only phone post. I don't like phone posting
SEXO
>>156675642son
>>156679473based Goobs. heal up and leave the UFC with a big win
>>156679473ME BUSSY WAS A BELEWN!!!
>>156679473/damage control/
>>156679473FUUUUUGGGGGG
>>156679473This is the biggest crock of shit I’ve ever read KWAB.
>>156679473>it's real>it's verified>it's still up
I'm gonna do no fap for Sophie Cunningham and I'm quitting dabs
>>156679417This is a bugbear of mine. Do you know how averages work? The stat of people living to 50 is massively impacted by plagues and wars wiping out people and leading to the stat getting cooked. People didn't just die of old age at 50, people lived into their 70s and 80s regularly. Plato was in his 80s when he died as an example
>>156679174Keep making fights and losing bad will improve that?
>>156679473HOLYFUCKING BASED. WE ARE SO BACK GOOBERBROS
>>156679381>Ilia is Gaethje's son>Gaethje is Max's son>Max is Ilia's sonWhat do we call this
>>156677862the fight night threads were as quick as ever. /heem/ is just a shithole that very few people visit anymore, even during the afterglow of exciting cardspeople like spoid, "finland," and the neet bong janny killed it. they're unfun, miserable people that no one wants to be around, even online
>>156679473>NO EVERYBODY I WAS DOING KICKS AND JUMPING AROUND LIKE A WEE CHIMP BACKSTAGE
>>156679473
>I am beyond dark here. I can only describe it as hell
beyond dark
I was watching footy, what happened with the Cannor fight?
>>156679473he was injured beforehand.
UFC Freedom Apex 250: McGregor vs Pico (Interim BMF Title)
>>156679537reminds me of when jon tweeted about being molested
i think dustbin wouldve been a megastar if the ufc let him liberally use the word nigga during his career
>>156679443Your argument is that UFC doesn't need stars and can retain fans by the fact that next month we'll have UFC number 703 which is insane when their whole structure is no different to a concert
soivenia status?
>>156679473Yeah he definitely knew
>>156679545Becoming your own grandfather.
>>156679473bitchmade mentality
>>156679073Yes absolutely. Biggest star and literally no one cares
>>156679514they cut me off with a blanket ip block mid card b during the prelims idk which jannie i upset but they are a bum that almost cost me watching canor
>>156679473HE WILL BE BACK. MARK MY WORDS
>>156679473DICEY DICEY
>>156679477>can definitely tell that humans were meant to just fuck a bunch in our teens and crank babies out and die around 25-30 while hunting or in tribal warfare.we need to go back
conor could easily reestablish his career in bare knuck
>>156679473>no injuries beforeyea sure
>>156679545
so...is Dana suing gooby or what?
AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
>>156679578no it doesn't
When Dustin said “it’s gunna be bad my nigga” I didn’t know what he was talking about until now
>>156679580yeah, the show goes on and people will continue to buy and trust a product based on expectations of high quality and consistent action/entertainment because they trust the brand to deliverit's really not much different than something like the MLB. NPB has good players but people from all over the world don't follow it instead of MLB because the brand is simply superior and everyone believes the best players in the world are all there and no other championships are worth following
>>156679546Aaron "Afterglow" Pico
Khabib>Happy>Fulfilled>Retired undefeated>Friends achieving success of their own>Peaceful post fighting career>New crypto scam going wellConor>Drunk >Depressed>Cheated on his wife again>Body is breaking down>Running out of money>surrounded by leeches>Embarrassing defeat after Embarrassing defeat>considering suicideWho won the story again
Did Conor see Abdulmanap in hell?
Conor will have a fantastic wheelchair basketball career ahead of him.
>>156679655connor still won because khabib is a wrestling faggot
canorbros... max was all over us, it was only a matter of time until pure undistilled violence descended upon us
>>156679652Having active legends is a very big deal for a sport's exposure. The only time I've ever engaged with the NFL was following the latter years of Tom Brady's career
seriously though who the fuck is "spoid"
>>156679655literally got bullied out of a plane btw
>Makes the best worst events everHow does he keep doing it???
>>156679655Not redditbib that fer shure
Doc says1.Meniscus2.ACLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJPzNhpSPq0
>>156679545>Micky mouse match and gloves No one cares about this shit
>>156679720He's fast
>>156679073Gane.
>>156679688they come and go. everyone has been on the Pereira train recently. Topuria was surging. Max had some crazy cards. none of them individually come close to Conor's fame but they are stars nonetheless that keep the UFC chugging along. more stars at that level will come along, and every once in a blue moon we'll get someone like Conor who can transcend the sport. that'll lead to a surge beyond what is the usual productive growth the UFC experiences. however, it doesn't need Conor to keep growing because the product as a whole is seen to be at a very high, consistent level for quality, action and entertainment
>Irish fighters
>>156679652People have teams based in cities they actually care about when it comes to baseball. MMA is not the same. Casual fans are attracted to stars.
Tomalas turn soon
>>156679687he said he drilled it for 2 weeks and added the d'arce to it on the fly but i'm sure you know more than the guy who developed practised and executed it :^)>>156679694spammy/pakibong/wonk i think it's some yank name for it
>>156679768again?
>>156679768Rent status?
>>156679222Don't go to Thailand
>>156679762see >>156679748also, people who want to see fights will still pick the UFC over any other org. and fighting is a universal language. it's easy growth. hence the UFC's robust social media presencefor instance:https://www.tiktok.com/@ufc?lang=enhttps://www.instagram.com/ufc/?hl=en
>He heemed Jose Aldo in 13 seconds is what he did! And in this house, Conor McGregor is a hero!
grim...
Aaron "Universal Language" Pico
now I'm scared I might blow out my knee too
Is. Is this the end of the UFC?
Schaub would fuken assrape Goobs
hanging a dumbbell attached to your meng is more universal than fighting. post it
If Aldo got that rematch it would have looked very different
>>156679840use cushions as you service your man to avoid it
>>156679655Ortega weighed in on this
>>156679270Dana did this
>>156679804They just won't watch anymore. Hardcore fans who will always watch don't matter because they're in the minority. The wider audience needs someone to attach to
I actually had knee problems from doing stupid shit in the gym years ago, couldn't walk without feeling it for months. Thankfully I was young and it healed with some stretching and therapy, but im always terrified of injuring it. You don't realise how much you take being able to just walk normally for granted until you can't
>>156675600He just posted this
>>156679864Esl?
Mario Bautista is one fight away from a title shot
>>156679827this nigga is going to kill himself
Conor publicly said UFC is booking his fights with dates and opponentsMax Holloway publicly said there will a trilogy
Official UFC 329 drawl list
>gets paid millions and all he had to do was hide his injury from the commission jannies until he got in the cage>will get paid the same again next year when they run it backconor won
>>156679873weird how your thesis has been disproven by the UFC continuing to get bigger and bigger deals every time their broadcasting rights are up. but yes, I'm sure your absolutist sweeping statements based on 0 empirical evidence will hold up simply because you might be burned outand even if what you say were to come true (it won't), it doesn't matter. as long as the UFC keeps bringing in most/all of the best guys, I'll personally be entertained
guys cmon, conor will snap out of it when he sees 15 mil in his bank account that wasnt there before. he'll get back to sending his meng to slags in no time
make the call, Danawe need new stars
This guy was the most kino part of the night
Digits decide what Conor will do when he inevitably crashes out and spirals over this loss. I'll start>records himself beating Dee and posts it on Twitter
He was suppose to save the UFC.He just fucking ruined it.
>>156679827God is only convenient to goob when it gives him money and status
>>156679925Conor having a man in the walls arc would be kino
We still have the ice cream video what has Holloway done for anybody
>>156679864i was just thinking about how much 25 pounds means with ortega and his ankle bust
>>156679923not even close
>>156679890cte
>>156679207I had no idea this fight was happening until after it was over, but I also haven't followed MMA in like 8 years.
>>156679263Just take care of yourself okay?
>>156679911padGOD mopping the floor with them as usual
>>156679890that's just the cte talking. ortega been thru warz
>Shows up>Does nothing>Gets paidTruly blessed
>mcgregor canceled his after party a few days agoAnd people are surprised about this?
imagine the bender he's gonna go on now
>>156679911>Bobby reddit doing decent numbers in 2026Yikes
once I saw gooby give that look like he hadnt had a stiff drink in a few days and really needed one I knew it was over, I bet his tendons were like dry rubber bands
>>156675566Rip /box/
Sometimes in life, you just need a hug…
Theory: anyone who rocks the chuck hairline gets heemed brutally, pic rel was around the adesanya rematch
all funposting and schadenfreude aside, is it possible for Conor to come back and win a high-level fight?
I'm finna start stretching every day from now on but I'll start tomorrow cuz it's too late today it's already 8am
>>156680013IT'S ON
>>15667946525 is peak potential but in actuality you peak later because getting stronger from training takes years so you probably weren't at your theoretical peak by age 25.
https://youtu.be/LqMgztvXrGQ?t=4
>>156679222Is that the retard who drowned?
Bobby chan is back
>>156680019he had 5 years to recover with the best steroids, peptides and recovery instruments money could buy, and he still got injured
>>156680089Reddit won tonight minus Gable winning
>>156680057Kek no he's like 40
>>156680058me too, I just ate an ice cream sandwich and its past my bed time
>>156680057>is it possible for Conor to come back and win a high-level fight?Yeah but he needs to drop the booze and the booger sugar, not sure if it's possible for him to quit
>>156680044/box/ went out in a blaze of glory, meanwhile /heem/..
I close my eyesOnly for a moment and the moment's goneAll my dreamsPass before my eyes with curiosityDust in the windAll they are is dust in the windSame old songJust a drop of water in an endless seaAll we doCrumbles to the ground, though we refuse to seeDust in the windAll we are is dust in the windOh, ohNow don't hang onNothin' lasts forever but the earth and skyIt slips awayAnd all your money won't another minute buyDust in the windAll we are is dust in the wind
>>156680090On some level you’re right, but it’s glaringly obvious Connor probably pushed himself too hard in camp and injured himself, and insisted on fighting anyway for the money.
>>156675600I TRIED SOOOO HARDAND GOT SO FARRRR
>>156680103he's been sober for a while>>156680094Glover won the belt around 40. same with Couture. Magoomba was like 40 when he went into a random second sport and almost heemed Tyson Fury. BHop and Foreman won at later ages. Volk is almost 40 rn. Ulberg is like 37
>>156679541>The stat of people living to 50 is massively impacted by plagues and wars wiping out people and leading to the stat getting cooked.By FAR the biggest contributor to low average life expectancy in the past was high infant mortality. Your chances of making it to 13 were horrible, but if you made it that far your chances of making it to 50 weren't much different than today.
>>156679368Best to start with one sclerosis at first and add more as you get acclimated
my physical prime was when i was 12
>>156680102Oh then you definitely can't start now, I'd say wait a week you enjoy one more week of lazyness and then you're done. You lock in and change your life
Imagine still being an MMA fan in 2026 going on 2027 lmao
I used to do muay thai in my teens and early 20s, but Im 33 now, skinny as fuck, I feel so weak. I want to build muscle and strenght, but Im afraid Im past my youth, seeing Connor blow his ACL just made me even more afraid since Im overly conscious of some physical issues (like genu valgum, etc.)
chael https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MpLBZN9Y5A
Conorsissies we had a good run now it's time to od on coke on the yacht while running over boat migrants
so thats 2 back to back self heems for goob.. will there actually be any hype for another return?
>>156680116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcikAKEarZg
chael sonnen said conor never trained, he even asked gyms if he's in it.
bare knuck. conor vs chandler. duel of fates. kino
>>156680122>pushed himself too hard in camp and injured himself, and insisted on fighting anyway for the moneyhe's been doing this for most of his past fights
LIKE A CAT IN A BAGWAITING TO DROWNTHIS TIME I'M COMING DOWN
>>156680220no, I don't think there's any. As much as you can kill any interest in Conor doing something he did that pretty good tonight
>>156680057High level is already a tricky expectation, I say its possible to come back and do a decent showcase (although winning seems even less likely), but the journey ahead (legal issues, surgey and rehab, fighting mental demons) is very rough, and an addict might have it even harder
heeminder after the 3rd poirier fight dana leaked that goobs has severe arthritis in his legs
>>156675566
I went to bed instead What happened? Why is everyone upset
>>156677862But we didn't
>>156679368>Think I got multiple sclerosis tooAre you sure its not an anxiety disorder? I went to the hospital a ton for MS but everything was normal. Turns out fearing MS in particular is very common in people with anxiety because being stressed and tense 24/7 will make your nervous system do scary shit like give you tingling sensations and pain all over your body at random intervals which also matches with the symptoms of MS or other autoinmune disorders. Take care anon.
>>156680192you're me except the training, age and the skinny part>>156680294this nigga will get what's comin
I think suicide is imminent
>>156679888>>156679827Already posted earlier in the thread. Keep up, you slow fuckers. You must suck at fighting.
Now my legs don't workThey just make me fallBut I know I'll heem myself again
>>156680303Dana embarrassed us AGAIN
chael sonnen said conor is not worth the money and a maineventer anymore
>>156680220i never want to see that faggot step foot in a ring again, i will never watch another thing he is involved with. fucking retarded bitch wasting months of everyone's time, hyping shit up only to blow his own legs out, ruining his legacy. at one point this guy was the fucking face of the sport, doing irl kung fu movie shit with how his counters were timed, now he is a fucking retard who shows up to blow his legs out and cash a check. never want even another minute of my time wasted by this fucking asshole who could have gone down as one of the great to ever do it but brazzarape broke his brain
i get anxiety if i don't look at an attractive woman every 30 mins
>>156680057No. His style relied heavily on being a young man and he's too stubborn to change it. Even if he reworks the entire way he fights he's almost 40 in the lighter divisions and with frail legs forever. He's done.
Everyone's talking about his age for some reason even though Gaethje and Volk are the same age. The takeaway here shouldn't be that he's old it should be that you don't open with a jumping kick after 5 years off.
https://youtu.be/Ty-bLdf8Bsw?si=qggGLTwIh56xstNi
>the entire thread is anons in their 30s talking about how broken down their bodies aregood time to post this while /heem/ is at its most self-reflective
Mcpiggy has done the impossible. Exceeded Tomala for the most embarrassing performance in MMA history
>>156680303It was a good fight, just left is wanting more.
>>156680303Rob won his LHW debut
>>156680350
>Conor was never good, he was a sizebully at 145 and used his reach to heem midgets who couldn't touch him
Why is Conor so retarded? He literally believes he is Bruce Lee and can land sprinting flying wheel kicks?
Drug testing killed McNigga imagine if he had all the steroids he took for roadhouse
>>156680349Garth and Volk dont fight in ways that are so taxing on the ligaments and tendons though.
>>156680371ME FEWT WAS A BALEON!
>>156680383Almost like spending 5 years after a severe injury binge drinking and sniffing huge lines of coke isn’t good for the body
>>156680341>face filter>big heavies >still get mogged by an extra in her own picture
The titanium kneecap is on route. See you in the trilogy Max.
>>156680392Shavkat waiting for her on the bed
>>156680351i would tend her flower garden for hours days even if she let me
>the titanium shin bone failed
>>156680222bros i could fucking crytruly a schaubian tale
>>156680422I hope you mean that literally and spiritually because she's a lesbian and if you're the regular /heem/ Fin, then you're far too creepy to get her to think about cock
>>156680239>>156680334Cheap don't miss
>>156680428The titanium shin bone didn't fail, he heemed the knee on his other leg
>>156680402why are u being mean
Why do even brain damaged drug addicted Irish guys sound kind of poetic?
How does Conor being shit mean the UFC is shit? Everyone who isn't a retarded casual knew that Conor is shit. Casual retards couldn't do 5 minutes of research. So you guys want the UFC to refuse to let Conor fight even though retards will pay for it? It's not our fault you're the retard.
>>156680397He wouldn’t have even landed that in his prime and there’s always a good chance a reckless kick like that could twist your knee the wrong way. Can’t believe they never allowed this nigga to leave and just box like he wanted to.
>>156680448I call it like I see it
Why isn't anyone talking about how this was obviously rigged?
Kwab after kwab
McGregor literally thinks he’s in a movie and his actions have no consequences
>>156680448>clothes in the saunakill
>>156680462He’s often charged out in round 1 and throw a reckless strike, like the flying left against cowboy. His body is not able to handle this style anymore
>>156680391backflipping off the cage is probably not good for your knees I imagine
dominick cruz said ufc can't save conor, conor needs to find other ways to save himself.
>>156680489Consequence is he made 15 million dollars.
>>156680477Yeah, maybe Connor is indeed a genius and torned his ACL on purpose for the bucks.
>>156680439none of the heem finns are regular by any stretch
Look at this doo
Lads…just how good could punished McGregor be?
>>156680477because we aren't retarded
>we will finally see Jake Paul slime Conor out in 2027
>>156680497Fat ass fucking bitch.
>>156680501I admit you heemed me there
Pain
>>156680522With or without steroids?
>>156680450They had a lot of time to mope and sulk about under the british
>>156680383Those meme kicks used to work and help him gauge the distance
>>156680534sauce?
Jake Paul will knock gooby out cold
honestly just sad
>>156680450Considering how Gooby genuinely believed in the secret shit, I fully believe his conversion is genuine.He must be thinking about how God is punishing him right now.
>>156680557Yasmina khan
>>156680534
Ypj just know Max's wife gave him s sloppy toppy to make him feel better, imagine making millions just for showing up, walk out unharmed, and STILL being somewhat a victim
>>156680383he can, he just overextended on it way too much this time
>>156680534skinning up a duller bruder
did gable actually rape someone and used a drunk loophole or is it just feminist bs
I’ll try throwing a spinning jumping wheel kick while running full speed at my opponent that’s a good trick
>>156680600Works in pro wrestling
Humble Conor failedManic Conor failedMohawk Conor failedWHAT'S NEXT?!
>>156680587When has he ever landed that? And I don’t mean it glancing off someone’s arm or shoulder I mean it actually hitting them in the head and doing some damage.
>>156680612What's the common variable here?
>>156680102based anon, I want an ice cream sandwich now
>>156680612dark place Conor
Mauricio Ruffy is actually better than Conor since he actually lands those fancy kicks
>>156680611usually doesn't actually it's the set up they use for switching momentum
>>156675600fuck this bitch
>>156680612Jewish Conor
>>156680595yeah they changed the law to remove the loophole after his case
just took a notorious schaub in the benoit
Gable raped Nash in 92
>>156680612Blackpilled Suicidal Conor is undefeatable.
>>156680612Sober Gooby is a problem
That paddy sub was great
why didn't goobs use his jiujitsu
>>156680707jon jones proved coke and partying is good, gooby is just washed
>>156677257what?you dont have to announce gay shit like this. kys muppet
Boxing might be gayBut this was straight up homosexual
jesus guru's actually killing himself if ddp loses.
>>156680735shut up spoid
>>156680709now i've recovered yes it was good he is a talented grappler and took full advantage
I wake up with a smile everyday knowing amerikeks get mauled and heemed by the hawaiians they colonized
>>156680735nigger only watched the main event when everything else was straight kino fuck you cazzie
So was it a dive? Or was he injured prior to walking out? Or was it a self heem?
>>156680497this my cue, time to jerk off
Could have started with this and actually did some damage without breaking his knee https://youtube.com/watch/_HCLWSRq6Kc
>>156680383he did that on purpose to either injure himself and stop the fight early, or to put himself in a stupid position and get wailed on so the ref would call itin no universe did he think a flying jackie chan round house kick would connect with a fresh max. not even a flying knee btw, a flying fucking roundhouse. like cmon man he knew the move was retarded and had an ulterior motive for doing something so stupid.
>>156680762Nice flag island bitch. Pay your taxes.
>>156680761been down since they banned cloz for making the megathread
>>156680307shit doc says I have that
>>156680765Conor tried to outjew the ufc with the slave 2 fight deal
>>156680763The main event is the one i didnt watchI fell asleep on my desk when the prelims ended
Conor McGregor you have to fight someday man
conor threw that kick because it was fucking kino and he's not a pussy like you lot
>>156677411His odds on kalshi taking a shit over the last week we’re interesting.
>irish>thinking>thinking they can out jew jewsSelect one
>>156680768the issue is that move is actually practical and isnt designed to blown up your own legs if you land slightly wrong. connor instead needed a move that would almost certainly either blow out his leg or put him in a precarious enough position to have punches rain down upon him.
Honestly I much prefer this outcome over Max KOing him or properly beating him. This is a much more gentle exit for him. He should retire, promote BKFC, get another hair transplant and hop on fin/min, whatever else he wants to do. This is the most delicate type of loss he could’ve had.
>>156680773Yeah and then he threw it again immediately afterwards lol. He opened up with spinning side kicks against Mendes and it worked fine >>156680768
He’s getting the best care possible lads, don’t worry
more like goner mclegger
>>156680614It's not meant to do damage it's meant to back the opponent up so he can control the center of the cage. It's a move that nobody is going to block or counter so they have to back up.
>>156680809he threw that kick specifically to either injure himself or to put himself in a position to get tko'd. that kick was not thrown with the intention of damaging max.
>>156680828nurses are all whores prove me wrong
Is it gon' be bad?
>>156680832There are ways to do that without spinning and mid air and giving yourself a huge chance of ripping your knees to the bone on landing ye
>>156680840I can’t they literally are
>>156680809This. Bunch of fat retards sitting on here talking shit about a sick spin kick lmao
Based Conor McGregor robbing stupid fuck ufc fans of their moneyhow can one man be so based?
Boxers are laughing at you
So when is he fighting again?
>>156680840factualmost post this thread
>it was rigged, guys!>conman McGregor was already injured before the fight
>>156680875Its free with american express and walmart +. PPV is dead cazzie
Here he is practicing that exact kick
>>156680885Conor says the UFC has already booked him for April. Depends on how the knee heals though
>>156675566Lindsey Graham just died
It do be cool when it lands
How shall I end this cursed Goobyless night? JAV or Western?
>>156680885Conor McGregor vs CM Punk at Saudi Wrestlemania
>>156680915kek it's actually real
>>156680922underage doujin/hentai
>>156680893why the fuck would he even be practicing that kick as if it would have any chance of working with the leg he broke on top of it.
If your knees are already messed up that seems like a retarded opening move. Maybe if Holloway was already slowed down, but otherwise you probably do have more risk of doing damage to yourself.Even if it wouldn't have completely put your knee out, your legs are going to be pretty important throughout the whole fight
>>156680893>rosary onperfectly fine>removes rosaryinstantly inures and limping aroundSomeone contact Pope Leo. Tell Dana too. We need an exorcism of the octagon.
Conor did nothing wrong. It's the retarded cazzies who think a guy who hasn't won a fight against a non-can in a decade who ate the problem. If they weren't dumb enough to pay for this and think he had a chance none of this would have happened. I knew as soon as I saw the fight that Conor was mental for trying to fight Max off of the couch.
>>156680885next year on march, ufc has him locked in the contract
>>156680893It's better optics to say it's rigged than just saying he quit
>Conor talked about exposing Max’s boxing >throws a spinning wheel kick while sprinting He bitched out
>>156680915oh no hope his wife and kids are ok
>>156680950Wearing rosaries as a fashion item is actually looked down on by the Catholic Church thoughbeit
>>156680953As soon as I saw the fight booked^
>>156679073They need to make the ultimate fighter in india
UFC having conor being their slave with dates picked and fighters picked proves how evil this company ishe's literally killing himself to leave the company that jon jones couldn't do.
>>156680915>Lindsey GrahamAIDS
>>156680953If he simply boxed he would’ve fared far better
This fucking guy
>>156680915KWAB, rest in piss
>>156679073So two cazzie magnets lost and I'm supposed to be upset?
>>156680893>>156680910he did not throw the kick remotely like this in the fight. he took a MASSIVE flying fucking leap. the way he threw was designed to injure himself
>>156680972Then why was he injured after removing it? Clearly it was a conduit through which the Lord our God was offering him protection of some sort.
>>15667926335 is that age where if you treated your body like shit earlier thorough 20s-30s you can seriously injure yourself if you suddenly try to push and unfuck yourself. It takes 10x more effort to accomplish something as you have to follow strict diet, stretching routine etc to not do more damage than harm. It's doable but most 35 y/o today have joints and ligaments of a 65 y/o due to sedentary lifestyle.
>>156680915>Those who bless Helwani will be bl-ACK
>>156680422That's a woman?
>>156680915>>156680993Zionist bros...
>>156680915ripbozo
>>156680915Who?
>>156679368Holynshit how do you get multiple scoliosis?
>>156681026some fag
>>156680922what's your fap material? I must judge before i can give a suggestion
>>156680996You know what, maybe you are right, i still think he would have won if he just grappled Max
>>156680915The USA has never been so back
>>156680497That's a fat pussy.
>>156680854Such as?
>>156680915Rest in piss
>>156681045kek, I slept through the fights and I'm getting ready to work out in 2 hours.This night has been fucking hilarious.
>>156681041anal, atp, big tits, big ass, hot face, breast milk, 3some with a dude and 2 bisexual chicks, lots of kissing while fucking
>>156681040Yeah sounds like it
its cuz conor roids. people who roid always get these tendon or ligament tears.
>>156680915What about Israel?
>biggest star in your sport is a drunk peg legged rapist Jake Paul clears this bum and half your roster
>>156681084>analfaggot
>>156679655Why is he holding hasbulla like that
Conor turns 38 on tuesday.
>>156681069Not doing that stuff.
>>156680915basedfamous people die in 3's
>>156680996static target vs moving target
>>156681084Are there any specific chicks you indulge yourself to?
>>156680972I always find it weird how athletes and other rich people wear cross pendants worth more than some people's houses. With everything Jesus said I'm just not sure how much he'd be into blood diamonds and everything
Conor McGregor comeback 2027
>>156681127Nigger can't even type.
>>156681100Hokit, O'Malley, and Jake all have the same retarded zoomer-coded tiktok humor.
>>156679720He walked out like nothing, just like how he walked in with it already fuckedPeople who tear their acls have to be carted out they can’t put any weight in it
>>156681060Spinning side kick that he did against Mendes
>>156681127English?
It was always over
>>156680915don't care
>25 million plus tip, Dana
conor literally murdered a faggot (lindsey graham) with that performance
>>156681143Nigger Ulberg just heemed Jiri dead with his ACL gone
>>156681126not necessarily. it's more about whether they're generally hot and take it in both holes. juicy bodies are a plus
>>156681142Hokit is way more edgy and O'Malley is safe as fuck. You're a dumbass. Hokit is also a lot campier than Jake.
>>156681167Jiraped Prolapser showed mercyMaximus did not
>>156681167Ulberg isnt a nigger
He was doing the same teeth grinding shit like in the first leg snappy incident
So even Goober's legs can't stand him
>>156679263It depends. There is a direct correlation with age and lack of elasticity in connective tissue. Your muscles tend to retain the ability to get back to their previous fighting shape in 3 to 6 months depending on training and diet. Maybe a 12 to 18 if you were really really jacked. Your connective tissues have a much much harder time getting back up to speed to what your muscles are now putting them through. A 30-40 year old who starts going to the gym and lifting heavy for the first I’m in 10+ years will wreck some connective tissue in a knee or shoulder because of this. People can’t help themselves and refuse to slow their pace of progress to something more easily matched to their connective tissue. Substance abuse only makes this worse. Basically every drug you can take acts like the diuretics that bodybuilders take to “dry out” and thus get so many injuries from taking.
>>156679402Fact of the matter is UFC has been shrinking, revenue declining, PPV buys declining. Less and less people care. People like Jon Jones and McGregor carried the sport at its peak, but without icons like that, or hell even womemes like Rhonda Rousey, people simply don't care. When the dagestan crotchsniffing shit became the meta, a lot of people lost interest. MMA becomes less relevant with each passing day
>>156681190*badum tss*
>>156681187You don't walk out of the arena on your own weight with a torn ACL.
>>156679501twitter posts aren't kino. I would hope people want to see good fights, not shitty excuses on twitter
Maybe Ronda was right about the UFC......
>>156681199Why do you even care? As long as it exists I'm watching. I don't give a fuck if other fags don't watch it.
>>156681174Sean joked about Strickland getting raped by his dad
zoomers needing atp and the such is wild work back in my day it was rebecca love doing condom scenes and no anal and devon michaels also no anal making every scene she did look like a work of passion shame they all had silly tits but the whole thing felt less dirty still
>>156681234What the fuck kind of mentality is this?You should have some fucking standards for yourself and the kind of things you spend your time on. >As long as it existsyou don't care if it gets warped beyond recognition into something you can't even enjoy anymore? That's what they want, for you to lower your standards and not demand actually good or entertaining fights. Just eat the slop and shut up. People care because MMA used to represent something more
It's time to admit Kvass is the superior beverage of choice
>>156681237He didn't even come close to saying rape and he only did it after everyone else did. Sean is a little libtard faggot. Hokit is a based right winger brown migger and Jake will clown around with offensive shit.
>>156681145Could have just as easily hurt himself throwing that kick
>>156681262>flagHaram. Dont get zutted
>>156681261Nobody cares what your standards are you autistic chimp. Fuck off and watch something else while the UFC continues to grow and you live in denial
>>156681249Lots of pornstars from those days retired early because the genz whores were so brain washed by hypergamy and porn from early age they were willing to do all that nasty shit for free/out of their own volition.
>>156680915I guess the elite don't have super advanced secret life prolonging medicine yet
>>156681261I knew this fight sucked as soon as I saw it announced but there are still plenty of good fights. It's not their fault there are a massive amount of casual retards who think Conor is a good fighter in 2026. You're basically arguing they didn't do quality control for the retards. So the UFC should've skipped this one because it "le lowers the integrity of the organization?" I honestly don't mind an occasional circus fight as long as I also get legit fights.
>>156681172I would go with JAV. Most western shit is disgusting. Jav is underrated for big asses
>>156681261Nah that guy is right. The card was really good to the non cazzie, subs and heems all around, even the prelims were solid
>>156681234He's a dumbass who mistakes his own lack of interest as a global perspective. Common sign of autism
>>156680915OHHH THE PERMA-HEEM
>>156681270Nigga Jon Jones throws that kick there is zero risk of injury
>>156681100biggest star in pillowtap is uhhhhhummm
>>156681262You haven't tried a Dr.pepper
>>156681297thanks big dawg
>>156681262no one ever disputed that, proper 12 is literal piss and kvass is quite pleasant
>>156681267They all cringelords that appeal to teenagers. At least Colby was unintentionally funny.
>>156681316biggest star in PooFC is uhhhhhummm
>>156681199Jones and Conor killed the sport long term, both of them ensured MMA will forever remain niche when its two biggest "icons" are unstable drug addicts. Can't break into true mainstream especially when the drug addicts gets replaced by muslims and a couple of tiktokerDana should have pushed GSP and uncle Chael down everyone's throats rather than Conor and Jones, now it's too late
>>156681261If you couldn't tell 6 months ago that putting Conor coming off the bench after 5 years when he was already shot against Max Holloway who fought for the championship not long ago and has a victory over the current champ was a shitshow mismatch then you shouldn't be bitching now. You're obviously just as fucking clueless as the UFC. Hell, the bookies were clueless making Conor only a 2 to 1 underdog when Max should've been -2000.
>>156681344>>156681344>>156681344>>156681344New
>>156681334Alex Pereira
>>156681341Chael is literally a criminal piece of shit who justified Raja Jackson nearly murdering a man.
>>156681187Thinking about how he can go back to doing coke again
>>156681351That bums career just died I’m afraid
>>156681328Moving the goalposts.
>>156681358Come on, he didn't really rob banks, he scammed them, which is very respectableCTE is unfortunate but Dana could have pushed him hard for a while before he said dumb shit about Raja Jackson (and honestly who cares), he's the best interview ever in MMA, a true delight to have on a regular TV program
>>156681373If your fighters can't lose them your sport is retarded. What do want them to do? Rig it for Pereira?
>>156681412>and honestly who caresYeah I see how your country got to its current state. Hope some nigger murders you next you frog faggot.
>>156680915Died doing what he loved. sucking off israel. died by choking on BJC Big jewish cock
>>156681454Chael said dumb shit and honestly I don't give a shit, Raja is a stupid nigger that should be in jail, sure for 30 years, sure, doesn't change the fact that Chael was much better for the image of the sport than Conor or Jones Between saying dumb shit after retirement and the antics Conor and Jones displayed, if you can't draw the line it's because you're braindead, simple as
>Is called Conner >cons everyonewho writes this shit?
Max's post fight interview was hilariously tactless.>Everyone give it up for Conor Mcregor! *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*>Make that money!!>I had him weak at the knees I guess!Cringe kino. What a retard.
>>156681210Some people think it might be a torn meniscus and not the ACL.
>>156680915Rumor going around is he got killed during the attacks in Ukraine yesterday and they're covering it up. Would be fucking hilarious if so.
>>156681100this dude is such a dork but legit that courtyard is beautiful damn.
>>156675600>get 15 milly to walk on and go "ouchie my foot">i'm also the victim here boohooFucking hilarious
>>156681122if moving target requires flinging yourself across the cage when you already know your legs are prone to exploding, you are making that choice in order to injure yourself
