Strikeforce edition
What does this mean for Gooby's legacy?
goobs could come out with a 10 part documentary showing how he wasn't injured before the fight and people still won't believe himWhy? Because they don't want to think that life is this retarded. But it is b. It is.
paddy was the better man and i was wrong and foolish
shit thread
>not liking atp in your adult entertainment of choice tf
>>156681359Doesn’t have much of a leg to stand on anymore sadly.
>>156681359He won the story
the fuck is atp?
schaub
If you're surprised by the result and throwing a tantrum over it you're a retard that should fuck offEveryone who isn't retarded knew Gooby was washed 5 years ago.
Dana is LAUGHING AT his customers
>>156681359Let's just say that there is no LEGacy anymore
connor wins the rematch
>>156681397Based
>>156681359a good man who donates his money to good men
>>156681386when they switch stances from aspinhole to adesanya mid heem
>>156681395I doubt people are surprised that gooby lostthey're surprised that it was a "fight" over in less than a few seconds without a single blow exchanged
>From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel.
I could beat current Gooby. Bring me MacGay!
Good always defeats evil
OH NOOH NO NO NO NO NOGOD PLEASE NONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>156681435He's a complete bum. There's nothing shocking about it.
>>156681314What does Jones have to do with anything? Conor threw the same kick early in the first fight with no problem. https://youtu.be/BCOy-PG8EIwYou can fuck your ACL doing literally anything. Hindsight is 20/20 it's easy to say now that it was retarded to throw but he could have thrown a leg kick and blown his ACL like Tomala or Rakic or Ulberg. Hell he fucked his ACL in the first fight just rolling on the ground.
Don't be sad that it's over, be happy you witnessed it.
Now that goobs is finally gone, boxing can return to full strength with casuals forgetting about the MMA meme
>>156681475I miss 2015-16 Gooby. He got completely fucked by fame and generational wealth
retards really thought the guy who got murdered by moicano would beat padBEAST
>>156681475A retarded Irish alcoholic who was literally never good?>THE Jose Aldo????????>The Eddie Alvarez????????>1-1 with THE Nate Diaz??????
>>156681475>>156681492this nigga is like the Neymar of UFC
>>156681468Europeans aren’t real people what are you gloating about
>>156681492Conor was literally never good. He beat some guys who would be shit in today's UFC when he was on a hot streak.
MEL GIBSON KNEW https://x.com/topclip79/status/2076175532077838357
>>156681468Yeah you're rral "tough" after the scripted event endedDidnthave the balls to reply t9.me back then though because you're a balless faggot. Just an empty sack down there dangling to the wind
>>156681344Fuck Dana
>>156681468BSD got ragdolled by fucking Moicano who went on to lose against Dariush. How can people pick him for anything?
>>156681434ohhh that's hot
>>156681506probably the beckham tbch
>>156681506that seems like a really good comparison. massively talented with a legendary start to his career, but crashed out because he couldn't spiritually handle superstardom and all the benefits that come with it
Conor finishes his UFC run at 10-5 being finished 5 times lmao Cody Durden shit
>>156681531Based
>>156681497I honestly thought Paddy would win when the fight got announced but I let the betting line convince me otherwise. A lot of times I know better than the bookies and I let the odds scare me.
Seriously though if you picked BSD you have to kill yourself now, no excuses.
>>156681468kek
>>156681539He did not get ragdolled. He had a bad round one and won round 2. If the fight continues he unironically wins. Why are you all so fucking illiterate about this sport?
>>156681531we don't deserve him
>>156681485Paddy was based. Walks out to heads will roll and then almost rips his opponent’s head off? He is a celebrity deathmatch character.
Aaron "Superstardom" Pico
>>156681556>I used to ruuuuuuuuule the world
>Anne Widdecombe dead>Bonnie Tyler dead>Lindsey Graham dead>MMA dead Interesting
>>156681565I picked Paddy but I actually heard shit from interniggers about how BSD has better striking and actually got fooled a little. If not for that I probably would've bet on Paddy.
>>156681532SEETHING You must have lost a lot betting against Paddy!
>>156681546honestly kinda gross i heemed a wmma who did aspinplay as warm up and showered in between but it was weird icl not my thing in general
I hope you enjoyed your time in the sun with McGregor because no one cares about your sport anymore it’s done
>>156681532KWAB
why hasn't dustin tweeted yet? don't be scared homie
>>156681597no u didnt
>>156681589been a rough week i'm glad lindsey did something honorable for once and cheered us all up
Max's post fight interview was hilariously tactless.>Everyone give it up for Conor Mcregor! *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*>Make that money!!>I had him weak at the knees I guess!Cringe kino. What a retard..
>>156681603mate /box/ gets bumped off the catty by women's football sit down
>>156681573Sure
what a fucking blunder, old man with shot knees and no brains left, they should never allow him to fight again RIPpeak Conman was fun, this version is just sad
>>156681603He was flushed 5 years ago you fucking retard.
>>156681532lmao love when thirdies think their opinion matters it’s so cute
>someone places a 1 million dollar bet on holloway an hour before the fight>mcgregor is very clearly favouring one leg at the ringside check in>fight lasts less than 1 minute>instead of being ruled as a doctor stoppage like last time he broke his leg, its called a TKOThe ufc is barely better than a jake paul boxing event at this point. What an absolute fucking sham
>>156681628yes i did and it was weird
Casuals will start looking for something else, and it will be boxing.
>>156681637Rewatch the fight. BSD won round 2 on every scorecard and had Moicano in bad shape. It’s OK to admit you don’t know ball. It’s not your sport after all
>>156681652Doctor Stoppages are TKOs you fucking retard. They're literally the same for betting purposes.
>>156681589how many times are you gonna do the >mma is le deadgimmick in /heem/ while /box/ can't even maintain a general before sticking a gun in your mouth
Kamaru Usman retirement week
>>156681652Doctor stoppages are TKOs you subhuman fucking retard Consider suicide.
Usman found a way to overcome his leg problems, he is keeping that shit sealed though
>>156681679What makes you think loopy punch ddp can win?
>>156681682>>156681662No they arent you faggot cuckold, especially not on polymarket
Literally the easiest money I've ever made
>>156681653u lie about everything to seem interesting. idk why u think so lowly of urself. it's obv u don't have sex when ur posting here full time
Currently I'm hoping the ufc never gets a true star again so cazzies stop stinking up the threads
Lindsey Graham was a dude???
>>156681703Dricus doesn't lose to blacks
>open /heem/>non Americans having dogshit takes and being wrong about everythingWhat’s your fucking problem? We don’t enter soccer threads pretending we understand the sport Fuck off you broke fucking retards
>>156681716based beyond belieftop 5 fav active fighters?
Maybe now that groobygirl is retired he’ll be able to take some real hair loss meds and stop looking like a giga unc.
>>156681697He probably injects some shit in them to numb the pain before a fight. No chance you can have knee problems as bad as his and still come in to wrestle hard every time. I saw a recent training video with him, the guy basically wears a pillow over his right knee in the gym
>>156681713there is literally nothing interesting about sex b but it is funny how much it triggers you that people have it
>>156681725To be fair we did do that for the last 3 weeks or so. While also saying we don’t care about the sport.
>>156681709You cannot be this stupid I know Aussies and Kiwis like to shitpost but you cannot be this stupid
>>156681709Yes they fucking are you dipshit. What the fuck do you think they are? They're not a no-contest.
all this talk about prime, old age, decay has really got me into a weird mood since I'm 30 with no accomplishments
>>156681674Bitter much? It might take a bit to set in as it’s just happened but PooFC is fully dead now. No stars. Boxing will rise again you’ve had your 15 minutes now. And then Jake Paul can sleep McGregor just as a final punishment.
>Max staying at 170Max vs. Prates finna be litty
>>156681709Find me a website where a doctor stoppage is not listed as a TKO.
My state recently passed one of the shitty porn I'd laws and now I have to use a vpn to jerk off. Everything just gets worse and worse.
>>156681734tony fergusonseung woo choi andy hug kasib murdochand parker fucking porter
>>156681725It’s insane non Americans are allowed on the internet
>>156681759He probably had some success against Shart Smella Faggalena in the gym and now thinks he belongs at 170
King Rico ended boxing I lament.
>>156681743actually sex is super interesting but now ur trying to play it cool bc u think people that have sex think it's nbd bc u never had any but want to seem like u haveur a weird lonely guy. no more attention for u buddeh
>>156681749“Generally”>>156681748Why are americans so bad at soccer and being intelligent?
>>156681589>all womenWho cares
>>156681709Lmao absolutely fucking BTFO Stick to rugby kiddo
>>156681725>We don’t enter soccer threads pretending we understand the sport... (dot dot dot) [disbelief]
/box/ kings we up it's looking like a /zuf/ takeover
>>156681777I take it back you're an unfunny cringe dweeb. nice trips however
>>156681759Max gonna get heemed by Joaquin "Buck" Buckley
Glad the gooby discourse is overshadowing that embarassing BSD loss
>>156681807OOOOOH CAZZIE THE KIIIWIOOOOH CAZZIE THE KIIWIIII
>>156681807>posts on American website >using American internet>on an American keyboard >on American laptop yikes
My head gasket is gone. Destroyed.
>I take it back you're an unfunny cringe dweeb. nice trips however
>>156681492Money doesn't change people, it gives them the freedom to be who they really are. Guys like Floyd Mayweather, Tom Brady and Cristiano Ronaldo have all the money in the world, but still were obsessed with competing at the highest level in their sport for as long as possible, they never took years off to go on drug, alcohol and sodomy binges. That's just who Conor actually is deep down
>>156681808Notice how he's grabbing different parts of his leg? Interesting.It's a fake fuckin injuryHe's acting.
Finland killed /box/
>>156681828I seriously can't believe Benoit is this shit. Fat retarded heavyweights make better decisions.
>>156681709I bet Max by KO and wonProve you lost on a Max KO bet(You won’t)
>>156681836>he actually believes polymarket would pay out for doctor stoppage when they are jewing people out of money for ronaldo not crying>>156681835Black people literally invented all of those things.
>>156681854Yeah you make a good point. But it got rid of the safety bumpers that kept him from crashing unfortunately. He had no one around him to keep him straight. Such a shame
>>156681773same, they really trynna get sexless men to rise up
>>156681866He's not saying that. He's saying this one was a TKO but the last one was a doctor stoppage as if last time people didn't get paid for TKO. He's literally a full blown retard who thinks he's smart.
joe is so desperate so slurp down jones jizz that i thought he was actually going to get down on his knees and felch it directly out of gable's asshole on the live broadcast. this guy is on a level of zest that is unimaginable when it comes to black athletes. it's a shame the liver king didn't grease this nasty bastard when he had that schizo episode
>>156681828BSD is horribleHe can overwhelm cans but he can’t beat a real fighter with grappling skills
>>156681879you can just admit when you're wrong, we're all anonymous here. Suck up that pride little buddy, and we might consider extending your heem.com membership.
>>156681879It's literally ruled a TKO by the UFC.
Sources are saying Conor's leg is stable
>>156681891What's the over/under for black dicks that have been in Joe Rogan's ass?
>>156681919Oh good. Glad it’s not a TKO so polymarket will pay me
BREAKING NEWS : Conor McGregor legendary UFC superstar injures his knee in the first round of his long-awaited return fight.
<------------ conlet
>>156681709Post itPost the lost wager bud
>Cripple McCripple >Uberflushed Doostin >A Gaethje that didn't want to fight >Korean Zombie with a death wish >Charles Oliveira at his lowest >Corpse of Frankie Edgar >Aldo post Conor What a vulture
>wake up>find vod>paddy fight is 5 seconds long>"well at least the conor fight will be entertaini-"..
>>156681991The Garth win has aged extremely well
>>156681995watch Bobby - thats the feelgood moment of the night
>>156681879>he actually believes polymarket would pay outWhy wouldn’t they pay out? They make their money on transaction fees. They have no reason to screw over the people who bought contracts predicting a huge favorite would win.
>Why are americans so bad at soccer and being intelligent?
>BBC News: MMA Influencer Kyle Mee has ended his life this afternoon.
>>156682029Kek Imagine being from the southern hemisphere and thinking you can raise your voice to an American
>come back home after party>Goby dead>BSD deadLol.
>>156682028even reputable bookies sometimes refuse to pay out accusing of forking bets and other excuses not to pay
>>156681891that didnt actually happen but you did picture it vividly enough in your head to type it out all on your own
If those faggots at the venue had any balls they would storm the place and behead Dana. that Jew is literally laughing at people>pay up goy
>>156682072Maybe in your third world shithole lol
>>156682085Unironically this
>>156682078Its free for Americans. Maybe shouldn't have lost two wars against us tranny
I am beyond dark here. I can only describe it as hell.
>>156682078Ari is one event closer to killing himself, b. Have faith.
>>156682095I’ve had minor difficulties placing large bets before but never once had a payout issue in America
>>156681792k pal
>>156682072Reputable bookies aren’t subject to the bylaws of the CFTC. Just keep trading is the law of the land here, conspiratards be damned. Just trade.
>there are anons (thirdies) ITT who thought Conor had a chance
>>156682126the finngolian incel still seethin' lmao. he can go for hours! (seething that is, not sexually)
Sandhagen won the first two btw
Ever since he betrayed Ukraine, nikita can't win fights
Now that Conor's come back has failed, it's time for the REAL boogeyman to make a come back~ C.S.O.
>>156679631thanks
I think it's safe to say Lutheranism is better than catholicism MMA wise
It is what it is
conor looked like a fewl of a ting out there! haha!
>self destruct by walkingSuch is the way of the Gods.
>>156681359He'll always be a mobster wannabe cokehead. They can't take that away from him.
>>156682237It's probably that Ibogaine crap he took, forgot about it for a sec
Yep i'm done with this piece of shit sport
conor's career post-alvarez is extremely karmic in the traditional, non-reddit sense.
So conor mcgregor got away with shoving a tampon inside a girl's uterus and beating her up
>>156682319WHO AMONG US
Clozz called it
thtat couldve been michael chandler tonighte,,,
Je me lève a 4h du mat pour voir mon boy se faire sleem en 20sec et gooby se kneem tout seul, c'est fini, aurevoir, fin du bal
>>156682355CONOR MCGREGOR...I SEE YOU ON A DOWNWARD SPIRAL, AND I AM ON MY WAY THERE AS WELL...IF YOU'RE MAN ENOUGH TO FACE ME...I WILL SEE YOU...AT THE BOTTOM
>>156682313>>156682349Wtf.
>>156682374>my kids will know Michael Chander as UFC Champion Ace Chandler's dad.Its over
>>156682374Chandler would've found a way to get rocked by that jumping roundhouse kick and it would've been amazing
>>156682313>The Trinitarian God of the Second Council of Nicaea was revealed to me in Tijuana while high on dye free Doritos and an ancient variety of vaporized Aztec cactus semen.
Poomar sent up his inbred bros to press Merab just for him to bitchslap the guy lol.
does conor fight one more time or is he done? he has 1 more fight on his contract might as well
>>156682515put him against bobby green in an apex foight noight
>>156682515The issue is who to match him with, there is just not many guys at WW that are ideal for him
I want gooby to do coke again
those propa 12 bottles are gonna be calling to him like the green goblin mask
>those performances by mckinney, krylov bsd and conorwhat a disaster, holy shitcody was also embarrassing
>>156682568Nate Diaz trilogy obviously
>>156682398>>156682355unironically the perfect time to make mcgregor chandler for real this timeboth are old washed bums who need to retire
>>156682568he could tell joshua van to fight him at welterweight and he would do it I dont think thats an issue
>>156682611CONOR MCGREGORVSMIKE MALOTTUFC FIGHT NIGHT: VANCOUVERBE THERE!!!!
>>156682313he's going to Connor Murphy himself, won't he
Wasn't Jesus on gooby side?
On the bright side we are going to get more coked out Conor BKFC KINO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YKhmVFMl4o
now that MMA is completely and utterly dead what’s the next step?
It's gone be bad my knee ga
>>156682726STURGIS NEXT MONTH! MIKE WHO?
>Wake up>5/5 on picks>Forgot the image so the fag didn't track it
>>156682751why are there so many onlyfan slags fighting in BKFC
>>156682764pretty fucking retarded of you faggoturÿe
G-Guys?
Michael Chandler is probably running around his gaff yelling jumpin jambalaya
>>156682772whores have always been a draw and at Sturgis you need one for the weigh ins so she comes nearly nude for the internet views.
Dare I say...based?
>>156682799the legend is deadnow only the man remains
>>156682799and he cut in his Chuckhawk :(
Conor bros...
>>156682812nah that means he only seeks to prove surface opinions wrong (which are always wrong). give him to krylov again, im not sold on the faggot at 205
poatan....garbrandt.... lindsay graham... now conor....what hte fuck is next? FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>activate the surprise cuck liddell haircut>body immediately falls apart, costing you your comeback fightpottery
WOLF TICKETS
sucks conor probably ended his career in thatnone of the fighters would get paid what they do now if it wasn't for him and he made the uc what it is
>>156680915Nothing but S for spit in the sticky, nothing but Fs by the miggers in /ptg/.
>>156682832>Conors drop like flies >Con ors its all been code talk. Con the fans or
>>156682871Id trade a two year run of Runnle in BKFC for every active politicians life
Chudbros.. we lost
>trains you wrong on purpose as a joke
>>156682850
Will Big Dric get a title shot after heeming Snoozeman or will it be a rematch with the mountain monkey?
>>156682954think he will. that ratlip cocksucker was too buck broken to warrant one. and the ummah is week.
They need to protect Green for a 7 fight win streak and have him fight Paddy next spring
When did it all actually start going so bad in terms of accelerating how shit things are?
>my head gasket is gone
>>156683006tony tripping over a cablelook into it, everything goes wrong from there
>>156683006god shut up you doomer boomer you old fucks say this like 30x a thread just because your life sucks and you don't find joy in anything doesn't mean the world sucks you mopey clown
>>156682954They might use him to get Imavov out of the title picture
>>156682935what exactly is the purpose of drilling that useless flashy kick
>>156683006immigration act of 1965
>>156683043
>>156683043Looks cool on the highlight reels
>>156683006when michael schumacher heemed his brain, unironically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUWGZPAUFcgfirst second made me kek
>>156682832manlet won the story
do people actually think the Gooby thing is legit? he's just trying to get out of his contract.
>>156683043Throwing a kick immediately after coming back from a gruesome leg break can probably help a fighter regain confidence. Not sure if it has to be a jumping switch kick tho
>>156682349p4p the best poster miss the guy
me leg
>>156683044so much this. Jim Crow was a warrior
blown me head gasket mates
>>156683135would make sense if it was his last fight of the contract, but he has one more
>>156683151kek
>>156682935so what was the point of that goofy kick anyway? so Max doesn't just jump in the pocket and maul him?
>>156683029thats exactly what it means because my world is the world to me so you're just gonna have to sit there and read it
>>156683157i heard wanderlei was petting the nose of the airplane and trying to feed it mackerel
>there are yuropoors who stayed up for a 30 second submissionfuck bout and gooby heeming his own knee within 5 seconds bout
>>156683181Seaplanes eat too b
God doesn’t need Conor fighting before the Rapture, which is happening soon when the aliens reveal themselves proper
I'm sure similar theories have been posted on here already, but I sincerely think tonight's main event was a work. Gooby's revenge for having been made to sit on the shelf for so many years under a shitty contract, when he could have been doing other retarded combat sport shit. He might've been injured going in, but he might've also straight up faked his injury by going for a ridiculous kick right from the jump. Now, he can say that he technically fought, so he's not in breach of contract, and Dana and the gang simply have to eat it on this one. Easiest day at the office McGregor or Holloway has ever had. Cannot believe people actually bet on that fight.
>>156683029Surprised the k-1 weeaboo isn't here too
>>156683236he still has another fight tho. they could just put him on the prelim. if he doesnt like that he never gets out.
>>156683236Oh, shit -- nvm. Guess he's got one more. He's gonna have to fake another injury. lmao.
>>156683297me muffler was big as balloon
Where are all the people who were making fun of Max's micro dick
>>156683333what he has is a penis. a dick is 6 inches. a COCK is 8+ and needs to be heavy.
>>156683350Zesty post
Like in some sort of twisted Dorian Grey's portrait, Conor wears the sins of his past actions as injuries on his body
>throws a stupid kick, injures himself>gets up>throws another useless high kickbig brain time
>>156683043The gameplan was always to throw a bomb and hope for the best, he wouldn't survive more than first round anyway
>>156683379euros using negroid slang is gayer than measuring other guys dicks
>>156683382oscar wilde much like oscar from maclife was a homosexual sodomite
Why couldn't gooby do this
>inb4shut up no he's not
>>156683433Don’t think it is actually
>>156681386A thorough pummeling. I know you don't have those in France, but that's what we specialize in, b.
I will stop watching ufc when volk and islam retire
McGregor returned before Tom
>>156682394cé le jeu frr
I am beyond dark here.
>be me>europoor>wake up>skip all internet except torrenting the event so i dont get spoiled>skip to the gooby fight>the fuck>go to paddy's fight>the fuck>start watching the rest of the event>king greene tko wins while looking like the last survivor in a horror movie>the fuck>Kavanag Royval bangerWhat a fantastic event, thank you dana
Gamebred MMA + McGregor
>>156683509we finna get gta6 before idiot idiotman returns ongg gang
>>156683533the mythical black irish
>>156683533Darkness befall
>Ulberg blows knee out >wins >Ortega blows knee out >wins >O Malley blows knee out >wins >McGregor blows knee out twice >wins But now it suddenly has to be stopped immediately? Something doesn't add up
Ref needed to be checking BSD was still awake way earlier than he did. Nothing against Paddy because it's not his job and it was a sick sub but the ref let it go on a bit too long considering how deep it was to begin with then it just got more and more locked in when Paddy sat down and threw the leg over.
>>156683533This what the Irish are talking about when they say they also suffered racism
>>156683549The Bautista fight was cool too
>>156683564the zogbot made me look stupid in front of heem it is the least he deserves
HEEMOK
Royval Rumble
>>156682728One Muay Thai. The superior spectator sport.
>you won't lay a glove on meMystic Mac did it again
powerslap for me innit
>>156683622thank god for chatri sityodtong without whom we would be lost in the wilderness
>>156683581this nigga got caught almost the same way he did against johnson lmao
post yfw you didnt stay up late to watch this shitshow
>>156683617Hap-y Anniversary
>>156682832>>156681344GOLDEN GOD
>>156683043He probably wanted to prove to everyone that his leg is as good as new. Then kwab'd his other leg in the process.
Let the boys fight with pool noodles
>>156683652
>>156683533DARKNESS
>>156683622True.
Conor doesn’t believe it rn but he is actually being spared. Max would’ve put a hellacious beating on him
Me head basket was a belewn
new concept : MMA but each fighter can only use one martial art's ruleset and it's decided at random 1 week in advance.
>>156683622It’s the greatest combat sport in the world but will never draw in the west because it lacks WWE storylines
>>156683622It doesnt have the poosonality of the ufc, I prefer pretend rivalries over their broken english 'dis weeken he know who bes' cut and paste poosonalities
>>156683622We will never witness anything like K1 kino again.
>>156681597Anal isn't your thing?
UFC but for paraplegics.
Robert Green, you did it again!
>>156683794It's King Green to yoy
Did mcgregor ruin his legacy here? Unironically. In hindsight should've never fought again after mayweather. Cause nobody cared that he lost that cause it was boxing. Instead he came back and got humiliated by khabitch, which haunted him for years. Then he got got beat by poirier twice, and now this embarassment. I have to admit in 2018 i believed in him that he could beat mayweather, i literally believe he'll do something unconventional, like starting the fight with a superman punch and somehow catch him. And it even inspired me back then with his law of attraction mentality which, he admits, he learned from that movie "the secret". I remember i adopted the same mentality and took all my exams with the power of positive thinking... literally i was so confident even when i hadn't learned that i'd be able to cheat my way. Then i felt stupid after the mayweather, as i think he did. Also i think it helped him a lot to be skinny, being bulky wasn't advantageous for him
>>156683783only had it with nutters or pigs not as bad with nutters but still a bit underwhelming do wish i'd heemed the gyppo up the caravan though
Facts.
>>156683831what an embarassing post to send bra get a grip meng
>>156683721>stand there and get kicked in the shins>greatest combat sportmight as well watch mensur or something
Damn I thought Gooby would pull it off, kinda sad, he's washedHappy I went to bed and didn't stay up for this garbage Still have clitia getting his face smashed in by godthje to enjoy rewatching
>>156683851Why is it embarassing roach?
>>156683787UFC but for visually impaired fighters, every fighter has a little sound emitter attached to their head that rings a sound so the fighters know where the opponents head is.
>>156681815Based
>>156683564Make the canvas clear so we can see the faces of fighters while its planted in it
>>156683854>Damn I thought Gooby would pull it offWhy? Are you dumb?
>>156683825Who is yoy? You mean goy?
>where were you when you realized that Czech mma has more action than ufc?
You still doubting Daddy Pimblett b?
>>156683861holy fcking based
>>156683854Yeah, if gooby didn't fuck around so much he would have had a better late career
>>156683849we let you in our home and you behave like a common irishman
Are Mohawks for bums?
>>156683831If he'd retired after the Mayweather fight, he would've been in everyone's top 5, just 'cause of his star-power alone. Instead, if he'd lived in antiquity, poets like Aristophanes would have used him and this version of his career as a grand cautionary tale.
UFC star Conor McGregor has been found dead early this morning in his Las Vegas hotel room. Rest in peace Champ.
>>156683581solid fight but now we have pillowelbows. 125ers have zero oomph it shouldve been over multiple times but theyre lil guys
>>156683897HEEM is HEETC in czech(heem everyone event he crowd)
>>156683721youre talking about Bare Knuckle. Its taking over
>>156683861but what about for deaf fighters?
Conoring the McGregor lads
I hope gooby went home. Had a cup of tea and blasted a loud zoot
Wait Paddy did BSD like THAT???!! Okay I think it's time to give Paddy his title shot
>>156681568Certainly. 'Twas joyous.
>>156683888Because I have sovl and believe in the underdogI believed Gaethje would smash up Clitia and it came true, so why not this
>>156683946Just dropped a 'Greg in the Conode
>>156683898no and i humbly apologize
>>156683933Bare knuckle is where athletes go to finish off their careers when they don’t need the facial tissue anymore. Unbuildable sport for serious talent
>>156683955i put a cheeky fiver on conor too. i also voted on gaycheese kek. i got 4/4 right on the white house card. went 0/5 tonight. it is what it is.
I'll have to check my chart, but I think Conor might be the biggest cuck in UFC.
>>156683942cant really think of a way
>>156683975nothing wrong with that. everyone gets old, and more and more people are doing drugs. there will always be bum athletes to feed the roster.
>>156683975>unbuildable >no serious talentstep into the trigon then
Smiffy, Smiffy, Smiffy can't you see some times your words just hypnotize me
>>156683987still ilia, peloton and tommy a
>>156683999he'll never toe the fuckin line
we’ll be back
>>156683888Post your holloway bet
>>156684015>>156683987lmao you're like babbies...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7wmfzdYvgQ
>>156683897damn what did that nigga do to piss them off
>>156684017probably whats best for him yeah
>>156684036why does Michael Chandler let his sons smoke in the house?
>>156684069
>>156684030>the devil is literally staring at my facehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3cfX6fiFyE
>>156684030we are in a timeline where Conor is closer to Benoiting his family than Tony is. what a world
>>156684030>The devil is literally staring at me right in front of my face here Dee? Kavanagh? Vegas nurse?
>>156684095
Illia comes back next weekend
>ughh you paid for this/box/ retards struggle to understand that no one here pays for UFC products
>>156684104NO CONOR NOT THE CRIPPLER CROSS FACE ON THE FULL EXTENDED FAMILY!!!
>>156684111a benoitesque proclamation and i'm not talmbout benoit staph disease
I cannot believe that Conor lost in his long-awaited return via brutal injury to an old legend of the game who has stayed more active than him though Conor had a previous win over him. No one could have seen this coming.
the dogs are in the enclosed lambo yacht area
>>156684121my last ufc purchase was 205. no it wasnt worth it then
yacht has enclosed pool area
>>156683831>. I have to admit in 2018 i believed in him that he could beat mayweather,
>>156684180rabbit teeth weaken my knees no conor
>>156682066>From>Inhabiting I wouldn't expect an American to know the difference
>>156681397based
So who is Daner putting Canor into a meat grinder against to ruin his drawling power even more on his last fight?Getting heemed by gooby 2.0 Ruffy would be poetic
>>156684248orolbai
>>156684248they will unretire Cowboy
>>156684036As black and genetically foreign as his kids are, he seems to enjoy being a family man, so he has purpose outside fightingMcGregor idk man, his whole born again christian family man thing seems like a cope, I think this loss is gonna break him
>>156683892The wise man points to the moon but the fool only sees the finger
>>156684248he wont fight again. there is no way he can headline a ppv and there is no way he will fight any other way. finito.
>>156681504Aldo is the GOAT
>>156684248McGregor vs Prates was rumored a while ago
>>156684286i think you'd be surprised. you know damn well chandlers whole persona is a tyrhard cope. we'll see who benoits who first.
Depeche Mode had a really good take on this card saying “people are people, so why should it be?” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzGnX-MbYE4
>>156684248It needs to be Chandler now. There's no other fight
>>156684144We all knew Max was likely going to destroy McGregor but people were expecting a fight to take place not for his leg to disintegrate as soon as the bell rang
>>156684322chandler doesn't have the minerals
We're not here to take part we're here to take o-ACK
Conor will never fight again. It's so obvious
>>156684341Actually, I was predicting another injury. It is not surprising at all. That man has cocaine in his bones.
Conor wants out of his contract, he will fight again next year, they will not give him a main event anymore though
What if I told you there are aliens with telekinesis who influenced the outcome of McGregor vs Holloway 2, would you believe me?
>>156681474>You can fuck your ACL doing literally anything.this is true but fatiguing your body with constant training and not letting it fully recover before you throw an adrenaline-fueled jump kick will significantly increase the risk of exhausted tendons snappingsame thing with ulberg, his knee injury was most likely caused by weight cut + general physical fatigue before the fight, i am certain ulberg landed on his foot the exact same way thousands of times in training and didn't suffer an injury because he wasn't 4 months into a training camp with reduced calories for weight cuttinglow calorie diet + train 2x a day + weight cut = frail body, easy to breakmeanwhile bobby knuckles the goat bulked up to LHW and broke a former heavyweight's jaw while joe rogan was talmbout sum "he looks fat bro"treat your body well if you want your body to treat you well, this includes generous rest and nutritionfighters are scared to respect their bodies because the anxiety of failure makes them overtrain and overdietfedor is still the goat
>>156684322>we'll see who benoits who first.fucking hell man
WE'RE THE MCGREGOR CLAN, FEARED THROUGHOUT ALL HISTOR-AAAAACKKKKK
>>156684406comfortably nestled between Jones and georges
>>156684391Two retarded takes in one post. First, he won't fight again with that leg. Second, of course he'd be main event
>>156684393yeah i'd believe you but i'd also warn you they're probably fallen angel demons inhabiting alien bodies with the sole intention of leading you into helli would suggest you find Christ before you die, the alternatives are grimsupernatural entities are real and are not to be played with
GEEEEEEEEEEEG BSDtroons actually thought xhe could beat Slampapi at one point
Khabib's best win is Michael Johnson when you think about it for a second
I loved seeing Paddy HUMILIATE BSD.BSD SUCKS.Did we forget that he lost to POIRIER?BSD dove in like a BITCH and he paid the price for it. Paddy MADE hiim pay the price. He is Paddy's BITCH. He wanted to turn it into a SNOOZEFEST, but Paddy SHUT HIM DOWN.
>>156684429the only people I know who think this also believe the earth is flaton brand for /heem/ desu
>>156684286>I think this loss is gonna break himmy mom said the same thing, i hope it's not true, i think his best option at this point is becoming a coach, it keeps him in the gym and out of trouble, and since his body is struggling to handle the physical requirements of competition it would be a bad idea to fight againcoach conor, running the gamehe ended his career on a low note but will come back glorious spawning a small army of karate stance ninjas throwing spinning shit
>3 injuries in a row
Paddy was the real main event. C*nor is a cuck who couldn't perform on the night. The occasion is never to big for Paddy. He can get hard no matter the situation.Paddybrehmengs, we are NOW.
>>156684463i do not believe in flat earth, i took drugs and experienced scary things, very dangerous realm to engage withdo not tread on these topics
Mj heemed Poirier, Poirier heemed Max, Max heemed Garth, Garth ruined the career of endless prospects and up and comers
>takes the fight against you when you are at your lowest >relentlessly mocks outmatched opponents >baits fighters into viral moments when they are down on the scorecards >targets your injury while pretending to care about your health in discussions with the ref Maybe Max was a based evilchad all along
the next evolution of martial arts is a return to tradition>SWORDS
>>156684313kek absolutely no way Goober would take that fight
only when you learn to nourish your body will you find successonly when you learn to relax will you achieve the results you desirethe antiquated industrial revolution "quantity over quality" mindset has always been wrongthe jungle tribes work 3-5 hours a day and spend the rest of their time relaxing, they survive in the most difficult environmentsif you do not respect your biological requirements for rest and recovery you will not find successwe do not benefit from spending 16 hours a day pumping out miscellaneous manufactured goods in factories any more, abandon this mindsetquality over quantity all day every day
I just feel sad for him
I can never get over how cute Max's wife is. I'd tear a testicle out for that.
>>156684539Mentzer was an avid fan of methamphetamines.
it is what it is
>>156684468Nah trust your mom's instincts, she is right>i think his best option at this point is becoming a coachYeah this could do it, a lot of these fighters who struggle with retirement should just become coaches or assistant coaches, Cub Swanson and the brazza with the green hoodie successfully transitioned into coaching MMA
>>156684539
>>156684556mindbroken
>>156684535literally already is a thing with HEMA and armored MMA
>>156684556Canor Jr. better work on his choke defence
>>156684556he just post this?
>>156684575yes but I want Dana to sponsor it and have to talk about swords
>>156684556Amen. He's in a dark place, but Amen.
>>156684556Same. I hope he stays on the straight and narrow this time.
>>156684556>id: 5.56
>>156684564>trust your mom's instincts, she is righti have learned this to be truecoach conor will change the game, providing guidance for those who can do what he can not>>156684560ad hominem, this was caused by unfair treatment, they bullied him for being right in a time where people treated the gym like a hobby/escape from reality and enjoyed the suboptimal results they got from abusing steroidsmentzer's advice on efficient training was 100% correct and applies to more than just bodybuilding but any biological task>>156684556i have faith he will recover from this event, he may not fight again but can still help othersif you are religious i suggest you pray for him
Why didnt Jiri just do what Max did against UlbumJust bully the ref into stopping it
i hate drugs so much bro
I don't understand how this fucking retard can be the biggest podcaster in the world when he's absolutely terrible at staying on topic, talking over others, making up bullshit narratives out of thin air. there is 0 intelligence about him at all. he spent 90% of yesterday pouring cold water on fighters after they won a fight
>>156684556Gooby needs Lutheranism, only Martin Luther's ways can save his carcass
How is Troonvenia holding up? Both xher boys who xhe was spamming for months were prolapsed in the most humiliating way possible I fear...
>>156684429I found Christ zlready but my post still stands
the ufc should hire drew brees
>>156684664he's the worst catholic since luther so it would be on brand
>>156684669>trying the Nick Diaz special
>>156684556You could've had this fucking guy as your president and you absolutely blew it Ireland. What's your fucking problem ?
>>156682138What a disgusting fat fuck. Had to fight at welterweight because he couldn't be bothered to even cut weight
>>156684428He killed his star power tonight, people won't buy ticket to go watch him get injured a third time
Goobs can still fulfill the rest of his contract [spoiler]in PowerSlap[/spoiler]
i found this on youtube and didn't check wether it's true, do your own research
but why did he bet the farm on a switch kick, i dont get it
>>156684627>I HAD to take the meth bro they BULLIED me!
i wonder how much money max made from this
>>156684713two great nights of fights
>>156684722he bet 900k on a max win only moments before
In many ways, Conor losing is an ultimate vindication of Christianity. Pride cometh before the fall. Kneel before your Lord and Saviour.
He's getting his fight
>>156684746call it Ricco Rodriguez, bet on yourself
>>156684749literally made him bend the knee too
>>156684683respect>>156684739people have moments of weakness, pray you're never pushed to that point, pride begets the falli bet conor thought he was built different the first time he binged on coke, not knowing how much damage it would do down the linenever assume you're safe
has chandler posted anything
Its gone be bad my nigga
>>156684722Blame his coach, he tweeted about training him to kickstart with that exact kick
I can't believe people unironically buy into his Christianity grift. There were videos of him coked out of his mind from mere months ago. He's still shilling his gambling sponsorship. It's a gimmick, like everything he does.
>>156684803christjeets are easily feweled.
>>156684638He probably doesn’t even know what refs are in there for
goobs should have attempted a jocksniffing manoeuvre like the first fight
>>156684816kek
>>156684838Strip Yan and book Mario vs Merab for the undisputed
>>156684556you shouldve showed the picture he posted with it too
>>156684803repentance is a lifelong process
>>156684872jesus looking awfully swarthy there
Important question:Does he keep the mohawk?
>>156684893relax
This is your "based trad and cath" Christian btw chudcels.
>>156684911he's certainly stuck with it for a few months kek
>>156684913what the hell bud
>>156684911Yes
>>156684918old picture
Fagnor "Man of Christ" McBussy
>>156684713Is that jack swagger getting his brain scrambled in powerslap?
when was UFC's peak in viewership?
>>156684911Chuck imprinted some curse on that hairline where anyone who rocks it, gets some of his CTE
as pertinent a time as any to admit that benoit staph disease was never any good
(You) bullied Conor into this shit haircut with your hairline memes. Are you proud of yourself?
less of the disrespect you f*cking bum
guess the fighter lmao
>>156684992disgusting fat freak
>>156684975i don't get how he hid the patch can any less fortunate heemsters explain the mechanics to me
>>156684992the most flushed a fighter has ever looked
lets do the trilogy in january.
>>156684998Carlos Condit
>>156684661>He looks like absolute shit there. I don't know how he pulled off that win after taking so many heavy shots and losing every grappling exchangeThe guys a (((CIA))) employee
>>156685007it is a matter of contrast
>>156685027maxs team should sign a retainer that pays him out to wait for canor and milk this for all it's worth
Everyone is a spook to me. You are all spooks
I WAS BOXIN THE BLEEDIN EAD OFF IM
>>156685030uhhh wrong>>156685035kek
>>156685055the thinning is right in the middle though
>>156685058he is going to repeat the knees weak line for the next 9 months
Conor is still my GOAT
>>156684971>Johnny Walker Funny >Dan Hardy gets to watch Veronica Hardy have sex >Angela Hill GILF Mohawkchads. Don't fall for this slander
>>156685035upvoot for next op
and still the GOAT
I don't know what goobster was thinking with that flying kickIt reminded me of all those taekwondo kids in school that'd try fancy kicks against their bully then get raped Also reminded me of CM Punk rushing in with a punch and getting rapedMaybe he thought because he perfectly timed that Jose Aldo KO he could do it again by visualizing it happening beforehandThen if he believes in the universe listening to mortals through visualization, this is the universe saying get the fuck outta the sport ya old fag
>>156684585kek
>>156682453holy kek
>>156685101the only man who could defeat tony halme and he was forced to use wrestling though it was an admirable contest i can concede, randy is the fourth man in my rushmore
>>156682453First councile you mean
>>156684998Dan hardy?
>>156685098
>>156682453missed this gem>>156685151calm down dear
The Notorious here.Listen here you fucking casuals. Tonight was a fucking robbery by my own knee. One flying kick — the same one that would’ve folded Holloway like a cheap suit — and the leg buckles? After 5 years out? That’s not a loss, that’s a malfunction. Body wasn’t 100%, simple as. Max was standing there shitting himself the second the bell rang and I exploded forward. He knows it. You all know it.First fight I pieced him up for three rounds, dominated him. Tonight was supposed to be the proper finish. Instead some freak shit happens and they wave it off. TKO my arse. That wasn’t Max beating me, that was rust and ring rust after half a decade. I was already in his head, already walking him down. One more minute and it would’ve been lights out.Holloway, enjoy your little participation trophy. You got gifted one. I’ll be back bigger, stronger, meaner. Proper rehab, proper training camp, proper destruction next time. The Mac is NOT done. The era is NOT over. I’m still the biggest draw on the planet and I’m still coming for every single one of you.The return is delayed, not denied.See you soon, ya bunch of doubting pricks. #UFC329 #StillNotorious #NextOneEndsHim
it will take me 5 minutes
>>156685136RIP to a warrior
I wonder how long is gooby going to mantain the corny christcuck act
>wall of text >#UFC329
Jon Jones vs Tatanka
>>156685225have Yair bulk up to 170 and drag the Mac back into Mexican hell
2 minutes fight fans
>>156685098To be fair, Valker is funnier
>>156685207you wanna do it?
>>156685202THE Goobster posting on my heem.com?!?!Btw nice rugby game last night scotchfag
AND NEW (kwaboty candidate)>>156685294>>156685294
>>156685248Nah he's cringe and a bitch. Back in my day we had cool meme leglock guys like Puelles,Gane and Jacob Volkman
>>156685202em dash and "thats not X, that's Y", you had chatgpt write this for you. embarrassing, apply yourself.
>>156684556Half a bottle of whiskey and the dogs get put in the enclosed pool area.
>>156682751>pittmanfuck yes
>>156684661My man calling bobby knuckles a fat fuck while he looks like a sentient barrel that sprouted hands and feet by the power of HGH
>>156684955Yea, he has one of the more fucked up resumes I've seen in a while. Dude's been everywhere.
