>>156690137let's go for that
Time is a flat circle..
>>156697627LETS GO FOR THAT
I believe in one God,the Father Almighty,Maker of heaven and earth,of all things visible and invisible.I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,the Only Begotten Son of God,born of the Father before all ages.God from God,Light from Light,true God from true God,begotten, not made,consubstantial with the Father;through Him all things were made.For us men and for our salvationHe came down from heaven,and by the Holy Spiritwas incarnate of the Virgin Mary,and became man.For our sake He was crucified under Pontius Pilate,He suffered death and was buried,and rose again on the third dayin accordance with the Scriptures.He ascended into heavenand is seated at the right hand of the Father.He will come again in gloryto judge the living and the dead,and His kingdom will have no end.I believe in the Holy Spirit,the Lord, the Giver of life,who proceeds from the Father and the Son,who with the Father and the Son is adored and glorified,who has spoken through the prophets.I believe in one, holy, catholic, and apostolic Church.I confess one Baptismfor the forgiveness of sins,and I look forward to the resurrection of the deadand the life of the world to come.Amen
>>156697627Fuck Dana
no doubt this could've worked and saved his knee
This nigga Gable is NOT 6’1”.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate Robert Whittaker? Everyone said he's too small for the weight class, so for him to go out there and do what he did was fucking impressive. A title run could be on the cards.
>>156697825what a retarded tweet from wonderpedo
*enters the thread*
>>156697627Jiri's loss to Ulberg was the start of the doomed timeline I'm afraid we are all trapped in a hell not of our own making I fear
Conlet got kwabbed so hard that nobody even remembers Cody got heemed and retired last night
hokit beats gable to death btw
That's it. Im going to setup a bot that will spam sp with pictures of my shit. Jannygger will spend his days cleaning my shit.
>>156697934>ConletWho?>CodyWho?
imagine if it was 67 seconds...
bro conor is a fucking bum LMAO
he could have made mohawks cool again :(
>>156697875DON'T DO IT OG
bsd should probably retire
who da fook as dat guy haha
Nikita R. Krylov
>>156697866>Can we just take a moment toI hate when people say this, it's very reddit
hey, hear me outgooby vs nick diaz
>>156698241A double, real Connor is chilling back home after making a lot of money with the bets
>>156698302>fight starts>they both fall down
>>156698241WALLED AND WASHED
>>156698044Bloated, puffy, extreme high cortisol levels, lymphatic fluids not draining, Physically deflated. I bet he slept not even a minute. Disastrous hair reflective of a bad headspace. Probably new injury from the past days. Showed up for a paycheck. It's over.
>>156698241He aged like shit. Time to turn to adrenochrome it seems.
Fucking sick looking at all the people making fun of Conor, Conor MADE MMA. None of you would be watching UFC if it wasn't for him.He goes practically undefeated his entire career but dirty knacker bastards taking advantage of injuries??? Max is a scumbag just like porier laughing about it afterwards. They'll be got mark my words.
Conor versus Till is the fight to make.
Cleetus. Call me Cleetus.
Team Propah Dooblin Greenbacks here to take ovah the GFL and then the world ye?
I just found out.Goobertbros I'm sorry...
Why is this being considered a freak accident? He literally trained for and prepared that kick and botched it
Gentleman, it's is with great sadness that I write to inform you: We just witnessed the death of mma.
>>156698562Because he literally trained for and prepared that kick
Reeeeeeeee
If you put him in the octagon alone to fight himself. How long would he last?
>>156698342Conor killed MMA, it's overDana should never have made him the face of the sport, he was always ending up as a lolcowImagine where the sport would be if the UFC's marketing machine had pushed GSP like thatNow it's doomed to only attract 60IQ niggers who can't do anything else in life, the Paramount era will kill the remaining hype and in 10 years the talent pipeline will be completely dry
We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
>>156698668The UFC's marketing machine is whatever stupid shit the guy fighting says, theres nothing else
Ilia Topuria is vincible
why are his legs so frail?
Justin Gaethje is only one year younger by the way
https://en.as.com/other_sports/will-conor-mcgregor-fight-ilia-topuria-after-max-holloway-f202607-n/I reckon Topuria is a good next fight for us goobybros
>saves the sport
>>156698704Are you out of your fucking mind lmao
>>156698668Ufc killed ufc. Dana being a cheap fuck killed the ufc. Pushing wmma killed the ufc. Spreading every slightly interesting fight as main event and diluting the cards killed ufc. Conor did nothing but elevate it but now it's going to fall back where it came from. Talent pipeline is barely existent because people are hesitant to risk or ruin their own health for reebok coupons and 12k/12k. Every other mainstream npc sport offers better risk reward than that and they don't even need a granite chin.
>Spanish Gooby got raped and quit>Rapist Gooby is old and gayBrazilian Gooby is the only one left
>>156698733the legs always go first in every sportit's why you can have 60 year old arm wrestling champions but sprinters are washed after turning 27
kwabber mcgregor vs kwabia topuria, sneed it or chuck it?
BRO GOALS AF Intense
>>156697825Joe is in shoesJoe wears lifts Gable is barefoot
>>156698845If Gooby was necessary to save the sport then it's better off dead.
>>156698840beast
You will clean ze shit jannygger.
gable confirmed turbo manlet
>>156698840I feel like Fatima would make a good dinner.
>>156698921If you are 6 feet you look like that next to Jon
member when Gridiron was supposed to die off because of the CTE issue and all the American athletic potential would go from NFL to MMA?
>>156698966you have been epicly trolled, thank you for playing
>>156698913>PowerBar vs unknown fighter Maybe it's Jon Jones
>reduce the current amount of cards to a third >zero (0) events at the Apex>cut 40% of the roster >increase the payout for main event fighters by a factor five >start promoting stars again >add some theatrics to the shows, live music for each event, some pyro and whatnothere you go Daner I saved your company
>>156698989kek was this really a talking point? because of a Will Smith movie?
>>156698921Jon is listed at 6’4 but he’s closer to 6’6
>>156699032jon cutting height is genius
>>156698993You're welcome (?)
It's just a fight
Jon Jones is 6'2,5" maybe weak 6 3 without shoes. He got tiny peanut head, daddy long legs with a big ol back so he looks taller than he is.
>>156697627What are Brendan Schaubs thoughts on the fight?
imagine a kick to the dick so brutal that your peehole was sealed shut and you couldnt piss or cum anymore
Would he do a better job than Daner?
Papi conor we always going to love you. Heem support 4eva!
>>156698852Brazilian Goby was obliterated by Gane.
>>156699122
>>156697866You know what I'm just gonna say it: fuck reddit bob
>>156698719What he meant was that the McGregor and Holloway fight was gonna be bad.He predicted the future in this drunken moment.
>>156697790You can't just say this if you don't really live it
>>156697825He's probably 5'11 or 6 flat. DC style
>>156699025I remember it being a big subject back then with the whole aaron hernandez affair, then people just decided to not care>>156699032I think his height is accurate, he looks just a bit shorter than 6'5 gustafsson in their faceoffs
>>156697722It is kinda funny seeing Jake Paul talk shit after he got absolutely demolished by AJ. I would say "exposed," but he's a dude who's lost fights to journeymen, so...
>>156697875Unc fumbled
>>156697825They put Joe so close in the foreground because 'e's a little midget of a ting
>>156699276>DC styleDC is like maybe 5'9 if hes lucky
>>156699140Yeah he'd do better than 3 Danas at the same time but even farther
>>156698892>Joe is in shoes>Joe wears liftsextra 1,5-2". Best case scenario that makes Joe 5'10 with his special shoes but I doubt he is 5'8 barefoot.
>>156697875looking like a GTA6 character ngl
>>156699379kek
I'm not sure who to blame yet but I will find that niggah
White lesbian from New Jersey called Fatima, huh? Yeah gtfoh
>>156699494I would munch her little asshole
McGregor is not that much older than Max
Release the Nina files.
>heem and reddit both said Robert was too small for light heavyweight
>>156699548FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>156699532Cocaine years count as 5 and he got that alcoholism multiplier on top of it
>>156699548Love Rob but krylov was a layup for him don’t get too excited
>>156699548he looked like shit, he doesn't sniff the belt
LETSGOOBFORTHAT
>>156699655>someone in Conor's outside circleThats literally me
Oh we are so back
I am the same age as Conor and it made me feel old to see him fall apart instantly last night
>>156699154>Still trying to poke his eyes
Max had to beg for a finish
Is that the same shit ulberg and Aspinwall had?
>>156699692MIN SMALLOWAY ON SUICIDE WATCH
Can you even imagine how obnoxious Gooby would have been if he won? Thank fuck.
>>156699725Max 'mini me' Holloway got real lucky. He might be blessed.
i hope conor finds jesus in his heart not on ig.
>>156699644>>156699670Im just glad he got a win at lhw lel
Do you think goobs is prone to domestic violence?
This was a 5D chess move by Gooby to make Dana lose any interest in him so he can go and fight Perry in BKFC
>>156698668>GSPThat guy fought like he talks, there's a reason why normies know who Connor is but have never heard of GSP or mighty mouse
>>156699784Bloody fuck you reditjeet
sad for hollow brain too legacy vice, star power, title elimination he gains nothing from this. I hope he made a bank though.
“min smalloway” is one of the only funny nicknames from here in the past decade. good job everyone
The Mac is back to rehab
>>156699848I actually invented that. You're welcome.
>>156699809No. Never. Khabib beats lil kids and kicks dogs and ducks.
ufc is done bro this timeline is cursed no big stars, hokit is their only hope.
>>156699848I invented Dickus Doodoopisspiss
>>156699840He made money and is in top shape, wife probably have him a sloppy toppy after a gpod dinner to "make him feel better". He will be fine
>>156699891it's time for you to step up to the plate, hardeep
>>156699548He couldn't knock out THE KrylovHe won't win even a single other fight in the division.
>>156699692Little evil sisters… we are fooked!
>X faggots now going on the whole ''mcregor was never ever actually good'' copeI'm not even fan of him, but lets not pretend now
i think all the cocaine in colombia isnt enough to fill the void this loss has left in conor's nostrils.
>>156699848I invented Toilet Till and hes still floating around the sewer to this day
>>156699848I invented meng.
watched conor vs alvarez to feel a little better.
Pray for him bros... pray Goobs doesn't fall off the wagon
>>156699973Mcgregor was never good
You realize Conor just faked the injury to get out of his UFC contract faster right? He won you idiots, he always wins.
>>156699154That's not a Gooby
the proper 12 is speaking to conor like the goblin mask did to norman osborn.
i'm in my bed doing the mcgregor laugh, pretending I'm rich and have a cuckqueen wife but i didn't have any ice cream so I'm just enjoying the hot breeze pushed by my low quality fans
>The devil is literally staring at me right in front of my facewhat does that actually mean
>>156698241>mfw when I’m waiting for my order and they call the three orders that ordered after me before me
>>156699655Yeah you couldn't see the tibia do a flip
>>156698965>here’s dinner>opens legs
>random KOTC Shitter >suddenly on a 7 fight win streak including a win over Josh Thomson in 2011>does absolutely nothing for a decade >suddenly remembers how to fight against Fiziev while already in his mid 30s >pretty decent ever since >and Derns bf wanted to kill him once Weird arc
im losing it. I'm gonna pooost it
>>156699809Yeah he turned Nikita Hand purple
>>156700135kwabib is out there laughing at him it's over
>>156700135the devil is physically in front of him and staring him down.
>>156700198buddy what in the fuck are you talking about
You Dustin Poirier?
>>156699829mm reddit and heem had the same opinion before his fight that hed be too small. reddheem
>>156699973He only kept the title for as long as nobody who had a shot of beating him was allowed to challenge him for that title. Then, once Dana was done making money off building him up, he started making money off bringing him down, like he had done with Ronda before. There was probably a dozen guys at the time besides Khabib who could've ended his run.
>>156700258man fuck you
he has 1 fight left on his contract how will ufc sell it?? it was very sus he injured his leg then he went for a jump kick again wtf.
>>156699958too small as well hey redditard kek
>>156700243I wanted to make the point that King Green kinda disappeared for a decade but I misread something and the post fell apart rather quickly
>>156700305He was testing it
>>156700305okay maybe we’ll make that chandler fight now
>>156700281igbbmn
Can't believe this fucking happened. Just how bad is McKinney?
>>156700342thanks I could not figure who you were talking about, Bobby Green is definitely an anomaly
>>156700305>he has 1 fight left
>>156698342> None of you would be watching UFC if it wasn't for him.I was watching when it was clown car mashups circulated on Kazaa from VHS rips. Cokehead Nolegs is the death of the sport. Just more Boxing and Wrasslin tier fake drama. Social media engagement farming. Fuck everyone that defends the bum. If he drew you into the sport fuck you.
>>156700370Inexperienced, same thing with Lo'ner
>>156699655Kek no way. This would make sense based on the movement but I think gooby would be tougher than that. Most of the top fighters definitely fight through this injury.
You not a real mma fan if you hate gooby. Simple as.
its been a rough month for sports, especially this week.
>>156700305Probably the same subtle "you are a nuisance, you ain't worth what we are paying you and we kinda want you to die" treatment they had in plan for Nate >>156700376Yeah suddenly got a clue
just how good is paddy???
this sport is roofless i'm tellin ya, it's a bloody savage mess of a ting ye
>>156700490it's always a rough time for sports for indians lmfao
>>156700540he dont get knocked out ladnah wa I mean lad?
Miniscus tear is something you just walk off. Expect another "freak accident" in a couple months then he's off to bkfc to actually fight
>>156699692>they bought, doomp it>fill them with false hope again and set up the next rug pull in 10 weeeksLol how dumb do they think… oh right
I really would like to see Paddy vs Oliveira Not gunna lie that fight would be great yes sir yes sir, certainly no complaints on my behalf
>>156700584D wade legit got his surgically removed. It's not structural. It's more like an impact absorber.
>>156699692>>156699692I am laterally in tears right now
>>156700411DO IT DANA... DEW ITTTTT
Why didn’t Conor just roid and party to his hearts content
>Hokit my brave lil soldier, you have to save mma
you're all gonna feel real fucking stupid when conor heems max with the same kick in the trilogy bout
mcgregor had to get a tampon surgically removed from his ass
how would prime gooby fare against apturo topturo?
I will acknowledge that Bobby Green is 2 years younger than Conor and is currently on a 4 fight win streak despite also being black, so I think its safe to say Conor will be back better than ever
>>156700370I still haven't received an answer why he folded. He received a glancing blow to the FUCKING HIP and decided to turtle his way to a TKO loss. Was he gassed? Did he take a dive? What the fuck happened this fight??!
>>156700741and by 2 years young I mean 2 years older
>>156700739which one, the one who sold his soul to get embarrassed by gayshit or the one who went on a tear before
he think whiskey gonna help him
>>156700135>and I refuse to engage >I'll go to church tomorrowIt's the kind of talk born again christians who are facing temptations when trying to stay sober say.In other words: he's having cravings for coke and alchohol
>>156700540>>156700305how many modern toilets do you have in your home bhai?
>>156700801obviously illyeh before the gaethje humbling
>>156700749Maybe he just wears his pants high and it was a liver shot. Like when usyk got KOd by Dubois but it was called an illegal lowblow even though it was clearly legal.
>>156700827open your mouth wide timmy, its poo time
>>156700749you are right, it was suspicious
>>156700667I would actually stay up all night to watch this crap
*enters thread*
>>156700883hello i am indian
It's just a bruise. Ice, Ibuprofen
>>156697875swastika lookin ahhh run
Why does everyone hate Rountree now?
>>156700978heartlet
>>156700978He's a white man trapped in a black man's body
>>156700978He threw le forbidden leg kick and he's too spiritually Agarthian for reddit to back him
>>156700865i'd say ilia
>>156700978I am Dan Hardy
It was a heemiliation ritual all along
frankly no injury could stop me from heeming my opponent but that's just me
*enters thread*AUGH MUH LYG
>>156701051Honestly same. If Gooby was a real one he would have laid the ref out flat.
>>156701051>that's just mewrong!me too
if jon jones tried to make sexual advances towards gable do you think he would say no
>>156699548didn't find whittaker's lhw physique sexually arousing
YOU BLEW IT
Would Jiri have won the fight against Ulsperg if he was being le heckin nice guy sportsman like Max and just staring at the ref and throwing his hands up every time he wiggled wrong? What a fucked timeline we live in.
>>156700662He gave it to his trans child for their pussy or penis or whatever
>LOOK AT ME BOOTIFUL FOOKIN SISTAH
Least embarrassing UFC fighter? My money's on Conor McGregor, the most untattered public image the world has ever seen.
McLegger
>>156699548he is too small, Krylov is just a washed can.
>>156700995I find it funny that people still seethe at this>nooo you’re not supposed to le heckin hurt him!!
>>156699973Prime Conor quit against Nate Diaz in under two rounds.
>>156697627Live Tom Aspinall reaction to the main event
>>156701336His fiance is really the only pretty irish woman that isnt obviously an actress or model
>>156700749He's the biggest quitter in UFC history, if he doesn't instantly win he folds.
>>156701404Northerners are so simple
>>156698331You missed the thyroid eyebrows
dee time for another kid.
OHHHH HES TORN HIS BUSSYHIS BUSSY IS COMPLETELY BLOWN OUTTHIS IS DEVASTATINGITS JUST A FREAK ACCIDENTTHESE ARE PEAK ATHLETES AND A LOT OF STRESS IS PLACED ON THEIR BUSSY DURING TRAINING AND FIGHTS
it's crazy that topturo will be considered an all timer over mcgregor who self heemed his acl in his comeback fight
>>156698342It's a fake injury. He didn't want to fight just wanted the paycheck. He'll never post xrays or mri scans.
Real gay nigga hours
>>156701451Rogan said this verbatim during Sandhagen vs Bautista
There's only one Conor McNiggerand there's no pussy biggerand he's gonna suck off Floyd Gaywedder
>>156701114>>156701162i'd lay you both out flat
>>156701180He's hunky desu no homo
>>156701552You wouldn't even get the chance before I heem myself.
The trilogy bout, Maximus.
>>156701449she is 38
>>156701569I'd heem you and then myself before you can even sign the contract big boy
Saying it was as “le drugs and bad lifestyle” that made Canor shit is the biggest cope ever. Jones was a way worst druggie and had a more chaotic lifestyle and look at him now
>>156701591Guy out here posting AI generated family guy memes
>>156701609Fucking state of that runt
>>156701602If you do enough drugs (like Jones) you can limit break and become stronger.
>>156697866THE Krylov?
You now remember Sage Northcutt (nobody else does)
>>156701640Bryce got a good deal dumber after this
I'm so tired bros. Dana will wolf ticket gooby for a third third in 2 months. This sports entertainment/political soft power fucking sucks
I want to watch them fuck
>UFC 330>Islam vs. Gary (could be decent but Islam probably just wrestles for 90% of the match)>two female fights on the main card>literal whos on the prelimsWhat was Dana thinking here? This card is absolute trash.
>>156701602Let's see what each fighter did and deduce what was differentConor>did hard drugs>did alcohol>cheated on his wife>had gay sex>gambled>did steroidsJon Jones>did hard drugs>did alcohol>cheated on his wife>had gay sex>gambled>did steroids>beat his wifeAs we can see, the secret to athletic longevity is beatin' the bleedin' 'ead off yer wife
>>156701602Jon's coke use is pale compared to Conors. Goobs was getting charged up on the daily, doing bad tings on the yacht. Fucking midgets, fat girls, getting his arse out for Netflix. Bones simply would get out of control on a bender every now and then.
>>156699692If he tore his ACL he would have been on the ground screaming and wouldn't have even been able to stand. The fact that he walked back to the lockerroom with no help shows it wasn't that bad of an injury.
>the golden age of mma is officially over
tell me 5 mexican prawlspect of the top of your domei dont remember actually
>Dana will have to get a real job now
>>156701713Exactly.Jon was more of a drunk who did coke sometimes. Conor is a cokehead who drinks too.
>>156699692literally doesn't matter he's mentally buck broken
>>156701750Other than PRIDE I dont think there was a golden age. UFC has been mostly slop
>>156701795What do you think? Back to leading boxercise classes?
>>156701792Gaethje. Gane. Joshua Van. Carlos Prates. Carlos Ulberg.
>>156700883so none? stinky dirty ass rajesh
>>156701749Faked the injury to get his contract over quicker..
>>156701712>Had gay sexWtf I respect both of them all over again!
>>156701857its like jurassic park over here
>>156697627Conor took his career and walked into the desert...
>>156701569>>156701599I would heem all three of you, but I don't really feel like it, so I'll send my protege to heem all of you, then I'll heem my protege
Is the copehawk the most obvious sign that it’s over
>>156701914I fart so loud it just like THE HULK in avenger when use he BIG SLAP ATTACK
>>156701912Very difficult to believe. There's no one to rape in the desert and even less cocaine
I saw where a pajeet cut some old white woman in half in Canada and he just pretended to be upset then drove off leaving her heemed ass on the street, reminded me of conor
>>156701931Nah, histrionic religious zeal and an overbloated alcoholic face are.
DOCTAH STOPPIJ! DOCTAH STOPPIJ!THERES A PROPAH TWELVE BOTTLE STUCK IN ME ARSE HOLE!
>>156701931Diego Sanchez vibes
>>156701958me yacht wuz a finonchial mistake lads>knee explodes from speakingfook
All of Conor’s problems are compounded by the fact that he has the most useless coach in all of MMA and basically trains himself and has no one around him to make him any better.
>>156700416At what point will he become experienced? He's literally made the same mistake multiple times.
>>156701682I want to watch me fuck her if you know what I mean
Harambib won.
>>156701988he should have learned nipple tweaking and gyno gains at greg jackson camp
>>156697875CONNOR-SAMA, DAME!!!
I'm so sad that gooby is washed bros
JUST. LIKE. THAT.
dude he stumbled a little bit when he took off his shoes
How many slags are going to be raped in the upcoming months?
Does Max get to keep the dive money or…?
>>156702046He was washed 8 years ago.
>mfw the rumours about Artem's hog were all true
was khabibs fazzer watching from muslim heaven
>>156702057
Conor will make up in a mansion richer than he was yesterday.
>>156702105Crazy that Khabitch was too afraid to rematch this guy for all the money on earth.
>>156697875*assumes the position*
>>156702105nigger that's the left leg. he injured the right leg.
Make up for what?
Whittaker said he is a redditor himself and didnt really mean that he hated redditors and its all cool. So reddit rob confirmed hes reddit kek
Think of the fuckin gift Conor could give to humanity by just falling asleep on his back
>>156702184Will we ever get a 4chan callout?
>>156702175you keep talking shit it's gonna be the only way you'll be able to shit for the rest of your life
>>156702202Hokit will shout out /heem/
>>156702202I dont think any fighter uses /heem/. Maybe hokit
Either it's coming home, or we're dragging it kicking and screaming back home cunt.
Have you noticed we're talking about McGooby 5 times more than we would have in any other outcome? Goober is a marketing genius.
>>156702264i do
>>156702262>>156702264I told Jamalamahall about it on his dead stream but he never stopped by. We've got to get it to someone's attention.
>>156702261Constipation is no laughing matter b
Are Kick streams the best base for MMA?
>>156701989I don't think he fully appreciated that Bobby Green is always dangerous
>>156702285Tom Dusquenoy?!
>>156702294No "we" don't you fucking queer
>>156701654I'm always thinking about him and his cheeky backflip and how he dropped out of having a very lucrative career to get his head caved in. He's still only 30, apparently still signed with karate combat but doesn't fight
Aggg me fookin leg
>>156702268Every time Goby’s name is mentioned here a dollar materializes in his pocket
>>156702265I was wondering if bsd pressure grappling style would give paddy any troubled lmao
Brendan Schaub
>>156702318Hol up, did he have any fights in KC? I remember him getting his face literally fucking broken by some nip can in ONE but thought that was his last fight.
>>156702202>>156702262>>156702264>>156702294you guys need to grow up and realize that 4chan is the equivalent of being a scene kid in high schooleveryone thinks you have shooter energy and no one wants to have anything to do with youlet me make it even simplerthis place is mostly for losers
>>156702285Shame about the loss yesterday. You will come back
>>156702202i have it on very good authority dricus plans on using the word heem in post fight interview after beating usman
As down the glen one Easter rapeTo a ufc fair rode IThere countless lines of vegas cokeIn squadrons passed me byNo fight did come, nor battle drumDid sound its loud tatooBut the faked injury o'er the liffey swellsRang out in the cokey dew
>>156702378>this place is mostly for losersWhat the FUCK is your fucking problem??!!
>>156702378Yeah it's way cooler when someone talks about Reddit or Instagram or TikTok
We are the fighting nerds and we are here to take over
>>156702417it unironically is much more normal and you would know this if you weren't the shooter energy chud who can't assume any perspective other than his own
>>156702202we got one from smilin sam, all we'll ever need
https://suno.com/s/G7YGYFNQVX65Qbf1
Looking back on it all who was better Chute Boxe or Brazilian Top Team?
4chan did nothing wrong.
>>156702378Nobody cares.
Khamzat pulled guard
>>156702468very good
Engorged the clitty like brendan schaub
>>156702435What does any of this even mean?
>>156702527honestly? They're both extremely slow I'd definitely beat them
meniscus conditioning
I will remember youWill you remember me?Don′t let your life pass you byWeep not for the memories
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GPD2mZ2Vk3g
>>156702576MyDicksus conditioning>Heems you
>>156699384Shoes already add 1-2 inch and depending on the lift it be another inch or some have like a 5" lift
>>156702602im trynna heem my way into a green card
Theres no way Gable is 8 inches
It's Malvinas not Falklands
>>156702576mexico conditioning
>>156702647Hes black, thats small for their race
>>156702506exactly--hence no love for /heem/
on the bright side max can take a fight soon
>>156702702he's 100% waiting to see if Conor can come back soon and if the UFC will make the trilogy
>>156702625I heemed my wife's Spussy (spic pussy) with a greencardI only frick spic (mexican, the others are gross) womenI WILL be making little Gaethjes while you watch through the fence, ese. How does it feel to know that my day to day life heems yours?
Why'd Gooby do it bros?
>>156702702>no weight cut>zero damage>says he's gonna sit out until 2027starting to really dislike max
>>156702433I thought ruffy and prates were kicked out
>>156702762he's found a way to make tens of millions of dollars in cage fighting without legs
>>156702171>Please Max don’t fookin Heem me please make it a Doctah stoppage yeh? I'll suck yer fookin 1 inch pecker please!!!
cripple mcgregor baby! PUT A RAMP ON ME YACHT LADS
>>156697627>UNBREAKABLE TOITANIUM SHINBEWN
>>156702737>>156702790fuck
The only way Conor saves face is if he goes full evilchad and laughs in the face of the people who paid to watch him fight, and sarcastically thanks them for the money etc. I say it's time for an evil Conor arc. This performative godliness business doesn't suit him at all.
You think Conor lives to age 69?
Yacht has physical therapy.
>>156702737Nah, he's in good shape now and Conor is 6-12 months out at least
Tomala needs to stop ducking
>>156702859His daughta is fat
>>156702875I've been gone for many years. Why do we call him Tomala?
THIS IS NOT OVAH
*Marc NotsoGoodard voice*IT'S OVAH
>>156702903Because Tomala Harrispinall is the throat goat
He won
>>156702940referee of the year and you making fun of him?
Now that McGregor is out, it's time to bring Jason Thacker back in
>>156702873You're speculating on both ends. Stick to Jewish shadow conspiracies
>poirier: it's gon be bad my nigga>mcgregor fight: is badwhat did he know?
Congratulations to Fraudtista for barely scraping by an injured Sandhagen.
Damn shitposting about Gooby is fun enough to almost make me watch this sport again.ALMOST!
me leg
>>156703017Dustin used that Louisiana voodoo to gain futuresight and seeing Conor so washed made him go on a bender
oh thats bad that
you can tell mcgregor will actually come back quickly this time because he didn't do an interview, the press conference after, or even talk shit about max. he was genuinely distraught. he's just gonna rehab and get back in camp
>>156703090...to lose his next fight...
>>156703090I like that he said he'll be at church the next day while the devil taunts him. I really do hope he's changed morally and spiritually without losing his fire
>>156703090...to win his next fight...
>>156703090The paper body is fragile, too far gone by this point. He can't recover. He should change his style like Aldo.
Slutty little Irish piglet showing off xer soft soles crawling toward xer Hawaiian BlessedDADDY for a dose of pineapple flavoured cummies in xer holes
>>156703064I agree it was definitely a shamanistic voyage where he was peering into the future>these lying ass hoes manDustin's entourage and family telling him he's washed up and needs to retire>all my boys are at the crib now what the fuckall the fighters of his generation are either fighting again soon or coming back (Conor)>let's fight then, it's gonna be bad, it's gonna be bad my niggajustin gaethje vs topuria = bad mcgregor vs max = bad my nigga>you did a great job manDana did a great job at ruining the sporr
>>156703171Conor was simply showing his appreciation to the Lord and took a quick knee to pray, Minimax the heathen used this opportunity to hit him
>>156703193Man...
gane vs mewtwo
Imagine being at church with Conor today and trying not to laugh every time you glance at him.
We can rebuild him, we have the technology
Mohawk McGregor 1-1(Brimage-Holloway 2)Standard Fade or whatever McGregor 4-3(Holloway 1,Siver,Aldo,Alvarez-Nate 1, Khabib, Dustin 3)Cornrow McGregor 2-0(Brandao,Poirier 1)Fully grown out McGregor 2-0(Mendes,Cerrone)Buzzcut McGregor 1-1(Nate 2-Mayweather)Bald McGregor 0-1 (Dustin 2)
>>156703193great post
conor mcgregor will never be mentioned againits dead now
>>156703295So Conor needs to bring back his viking undercut if he wants to win again?
Since the UFC officially died last night what promotion should I invest my time in now
no more talk of conor mcgregor allowed in heem
>>156703363F1
>>156703364can i at least talk about gooby
goobsissies we are being silenced I fear
niggas talmbout unc's hairstyle like he's not gonna be bald within a year
Guys I heard through the grape vine a certain Irish loser is no longer permitted to be brought up in r/heem.
>>156703279we have the technology
While we're on the topic, Jiri needs to bring back his antenna >Recovers from getting KOd by Reyes' upkick and comes back to win the fight by heem of the year>Becomes the first man to submit Glover in a fight he was about to lose if it went to decisionThe antenna clearly gave him plot armour
>>156703460>From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel
arrange new fight in 3 months for the clown, he's barely injured. mostly fake whimper
>>156703466Jiri is a retarded freak so I agree he should look the part
>>156703419u need to shut up
3 slips in 40 seconds, one of them lethal
>>156703535>suffers from cyberpsychosis
I was never a UFC fan. I was never a Portugal fan. I was a McGregor and Ronaldo fan. I am retiring from /sp/. It's been good knowing you.
>>156703000You think Max is gonna wait for the Conor fight like Mike did?
I'm excited for next week's card. Diddy P vs. Marty is a sick matchup. But I have no doubt that the way last night ended is a stink that'll be hard to wash off for a little while. We're all going forward into the heems from low ground instead of cruising into it off the back of top-end kino.
>>156703618what's been good about it? Be specific.
>It's 2018>You are the ufc double champ and almost beat mayweather at boxing>You hop on Instagram to find someone willing to have sex with you
> Use Florida VPN because my country bans twitter porn> Turns out Floride requires ID to normal porn siteskek do amerisharts really
>>156703816shut up macaco fore I call the favela
Kek wtf they gave pypher hermansson after beating izzy?
Brazza cards are usually stacked, this one's trash
Goatee Nick Diaz Mohawk Charles Oliveira Pedostache RDA Brunette Gillian Robertson Blonde braids Angela Hill
>>156703869wat?
>>156703895that's cuz you don't know ball but you know all about balls
Did max refusing to finish him make the mental heeming worse
>>156702746men dont care about no feels b
>>156703955Card's shit dude, there's no defense
>>156703967knee is more important than mental b
>>156703994yeah well that's just like your opinion man
me? i did nothing all dayyou?posted on here all day
>>156703895it's actually pretty decent. a solid 6/10. youre a retarded cazzie
>>156704023Holy based ball knower
>>156704016I watched a movie, went on a run, booked some places in Spain to stay at for my wife and I's vacation. Its been a great day b.
>>156698342Started watching around the time Brock went to the UFC, many discovered MMA with Brock not Gooby, believe it or not
>>156704023not sitting through 10 hours of ads to watch it dana>>156704053what movie
>>156704073Good Time. Pretty good movie b
The last time Khabib finished his opponent was in October 2020The last time Petr Yan finished his opponent was in July 2020
>>156704084based Bobby Patts+Safdies enjoyer. watch The Lighthouse or Uncut Gems next b
>>156703895>Beast Boy Mike Davis 11/10
>>156704117remember when he beat the Jesus out of that one fella
Why did Conor not talk to Joe after the fight? Shame?
max holloway quit in there
>>156704152He was preoccupied wrestling with the devil. Pay attention to the lore baka. Turn on the subtitles if you have to
Max refused to heem him, instead he chose to be ''le nice guy'', zero killing instinct in that kid
>>156704190he said he didn't engage with the devil, are you calling him a liar?
>>156704266He didn't physically engage but metaphysically they locked horns because there was a battle of wills and he couldn't give in, meaning he was actively resistingBro are you a wiki reader????
>>156704152Yeah he needs time to work out a new storyline that isn't that he is experiencing karmic justice
>>156704152He never did a podcast with him too, maybe he can't stand sweet joe
me bluddy leg of a ting
>>156704310Yet he gives that disgusting shit-stirring weasel Ariel time whenever he's in the news. Sad!
Were Conor's wife and kids there?
>>156701602>Saying it was as “le drugs and bad lifestyle” that made Canor shit is the biggest cope ever.it was also the steroids that build muscle but ruin your tendons and joints. Sean Strickland@SStricklandMMA·17hIm not saying this is it ..... but every homie I have that has done steroids for too long their bodies become so fragile... Im not saying thats why but.... it does weaken everything...
>>156704310you can't have that much sugar in two tanks in a room b. before you know it they'd be stripped down to their speedos together in joe's ice bath with only their rock hard nipples poking above the waterline as they engage in heavy frotting and poor jamie has to try to fact check whether joe's actually ever been fucked that good as conor's leg explodes from the stiff austin breeze blowing across his bald head. coupla thumbs in a freezer b. its all bad...
/heem/ is unnaturally obsessed with gay people. you all are definitely closet fags
>>156704443I'm not closeted.
talmbout
>>156704150Looked like a decent prawlspect and then he decided to simply never show up to work. I can respect that
do roids not do anything for the bones?
>>156704427for some reason my flags didn't load and I immediately thought only "finland" could write a post this cringe, gay and unfunnyyou should be ashamed of yourself
>>156704498
im still mad though. why did he have to go for a retarded karate kid kick. just box my niga.BOX.
>>156704443I love cock b, can I suck yours?
saaaar saaar veddy sexy sophies saaar doing the point finger I want a smoooooch veddy sexy ring bhabi
ufc is in decline, soulless fights and lack of starsthey could bring from asia the kickboxer girls and so onor maybe they should just take gloves off like they do in russian ufcthis sport needs some recharghing definitely, what made ufc intereting early days was they brought you different backgrounds guys to same rink and had fun matches nobody knew will judo win over karate etchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Abp8xwowWQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGvr2bMlG7k
>>156704593shareholder value has never been higher b. all according to plan.
>>156704480I just googled it and I guess roids are bad for your bones, even if your doctor gives them to you he makes you take bone supplements
>>156704629Why's Dana got the thousand cock stare?
any heembros want to pitch in and buy this with me?only requirements are that you aren't aggressively gay and you understand the concept of self-hygienehttps://www.zillow.com/homedetails/540-Ponder-Point-Dr-Sandpoint-ID-83864/103894216_zpid/
Holy dimes
I was going to post this on /box/ to troll them about how irrelevant their superstars are but they aren't even on the catalog!
>>156704629value goe up with inflation over decades. it's not interesting sport at the moment the way it was early days
>>156704650Can I pitch in if I am aggressively gay and don't understand the concept of self-hygiene?
>>156704480It's the drinking that did it, stuff like HGH should normally make his bones denser
>>156704656you can tell she knows about Max's micropenis and doesn't respect him...fucking brutal
>>156698044he looks rough, he's only 37, I'm 35 and I still look like I'm in my mid 20s, turns out that not being a cocaine addict and an alcoholic helps lol
Kinda wanted to see gooby fight at 170
>>156704736Yeah, GSP is in his 40s now and still looks way younger than Conor. Clean living is the key
>>156704480long term everything suffers because steroids are so good for recovery that your body's natural abilities to recover become atrophied because they are not being called on. Short term it can help bones.
the biggest loser and most exposed fraud of this debacle was STEROID FAGS
>>156704770I mean GSP was a massive steroid bully in his prime himself. He didn't exactly live clean, he just didn't totally ruin himself with drugs and alcohol.
>Conor lost>BLG lostbeen a rough weekend :(
>>156704789Roids don't help your ligaments and tendons grow stronger with your muscles. Conor just gained too much weight too fast, then he tried something that probably would have been fine if he was a 25 year old featherweight but his body can't handle anymore at fucking welterweight
>>156704818but jones is a juicehead and he won and retired on top
>>156704656Ugly feet yikes
>>156704656tall women get my penis hard
Conor watching PVZ fights in preparation confirmed
>>156703816I don't have to use shit
>>156704736
>>156704736You look like youre only about 17
>>156704770GSP has a secret
>>156704916>but jones is a juiceheadcontestable
Ya orthopaedic surgeon is in me DMs
>>156702378>this place is mostly for losersthat's why you're here? hehe checkmate
>>156704968probably watched a couple of other pvz videos
>>156705164i'm a tweener. not mentally ill or lonely but my personally gravitates towards the 4chan mindset in some waysbut really i'm here because it's the place where you can speak the most freely on the internet these days
>>156704067fuck I want to lick her little shithole
FLY ON OVER YOU BUNCHA MONKEYS>>156705208>>156705208
>>156704656absolutely munching her unwashed asshole
>>156704632>>156704694>>156704789>>156704905i guess the trick is to start roiding once ur an old man. seems like if i do it young i will pay the price of it when im old as well as teh general consequences of ebing old anyway
MMA peaked at UFC 79
