>>156697627
>>156705208Fuck Dana
Beast of the thread
okay well enough of that fucking bullshitit's time for the real fight
>>156705281This is low key a very good matchup for Usman
For me the most impressive win was without a doubt Paddy choking Benoit in 52 seconds. The fight was sold as a total war with Benoit being a very tough fighter and then he gets choked in 52 seconds. Incredible win by Paddy showing he is not a meme, he is very good fighter. His did a good fight against Justin too, a war of a fight, even if he lost. I think he can be champion one day.
I used to fight in the ufcs
saaaaar saaaaaar sopies cunnighams the doing the veddy sexy walking ring girl ring bhabi veddy sexy i want to smooch sexy blond bhabi ma'amsaar come to uttar pradesh i receive u bby doing the point veddy sexy woman's ma'amsaar r/nbacirclejerk queen
>>156705327i dont think he can outmuscle or force dricus to the mat like khamzat did, couldnt even do much more than cagefuck masvidal.
MMA?
>>156705365weirdly off topic post b gotta think you really care about whatever it is
>>156705426Massively Masculine Athletics
>>156705327absolutely not
>>156705335BSD? Finished. Chandler? Finished. King Green? Finished. Tony?
it's over
>>156705342there is something magical about this picture
Am I the only one feeling bad for Connor? Everybody's clowning on him
>>156705483>Tony?Megafinished
>>156705506nah, there are plenty of retarded Irish-Americans who feel the same way. (not saying all Irish-Americans are retarded, but the ones that are retarded sometimes feel connected to Conor)
Can we take a moment to appreciate how good Holloway is?I mean he beat a top level elite fighter, someone that truly elevated and defined the sport, without even throwing a real punch, that's some next level shit right there and last night proves he's the best that's ever done it
>>156705506he's a rapist why would I feel bad for him?
Where do we evan go form hereWhat do i do
>>156705483Tony's las MMA fight was in 2024 and he has lost his last 8 fights. MMA is all that counts.
Dricus is going to hurt Usman very very badly.
we need to hold them accountable
"I went to the Dahktaw and he kept saying his niscus was all fucked up. I told him I don't want to talk about his niscus I wanted to talk about me niscus!"
Conor gets a rape pass. He is a prize fighter and he Used the be the best at it. Not the best fighter but the best price fighter.... And he got a big old Irish willy.
Usman has no business getting in there with a guy like Dricus at this stage in his career. It's going to be really really bad what happens to him in there man.
You're retarded as hell if you think Usman can replicate Khamzat's performance especially after Dricus has had a year to train his TDD. It's almost as retarded as believing Aspinall could do what Jon did to Gane.
/box/ front stage at the weigh ins
Conor and Cody dead in the same night? We are feasting Brimagechads
>>156705716I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL
>when she starts talking to her ex again
What do you think Conor is going to do now?, will he just retire or he will make that last fight he has in his contract?
So that's it? McGregor is just over now?
people forget who the FUCK WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HEREmotherfuckers
Just had wild, rambunctious fucking sex
>>156705912What intel do we have on the Johnson of dricus?
I hope Conor comes back and takes another 30 million from the cazzies in two years as a bit
>>156705901>nowIt was over since a long time ago. He has been milking his fame and charisma since like he lost against Khabib 8 years ago.
we have to bury conor in pet sematary
Ulberg blew out his leg and proceeded to simulate his opponents death
>>156705974
The tampon... whatever happened there...
Time to start gane spamming again
Make sure /heem/ is back to dead
post the best gooby pic from last night
t-city in this bitch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uttm4DVDcI8
>>156706159Never sure about this kid
bobby friggin knuckles dad gamer 100% BEAST
both bobby reddits won last night
Anyone have the webm of Aspinall getting repeatedly punched in the face by Blaydes?
McGregor vs Ray J
>>156706188here you go
>>156706211Thanks it's taking a while to load though haha
>>156705208she's with some arab looking zoomer now
>>156706051the dimsung in that situation was that Jiri ran on to ulberg's hail Mary after the injury. min was too busy running away to heem or be heemed
>>156706221could be your browser
>>156706141
>>156706211>>156706221>>156706248Im not seeing snytihng wtf
i am going to combine the viral heem catchphrases, it is going to be bad my nigga and i cant let you get close to create the ultimate heem phrase. presenting! i cant let you get close my nigga
I invented the I can't let you get close my nigga meme
Yeah Im a jacked nigga dont get close whatup
Super Mario Bautista
>>156706221I see it just fine but I have heem+
>>156706276krylov school of standup defense
>have to wake up in 4 hours for work
it's going to be simply epic m'lady
>>156706339
>>156706306what a bum not getting the finish
>>156706284highly derivative of chael
Do you think you'll enjoy watching Usman get knocked out again or will it just be sad?
does the titanium acl enhance or diminish the titanium shinbone?
>>156706378Usman is going to win?
>>156706372Bautista is a high IQ individual who isn't worried about the method of the win. A win is a win, nothing more nothing less.
>>156706378dricus is subbing him to prove a point so it won't be all that sad. or, in a way, maybe it'll be sadder!
>>156706404and why he will never be my boy.
>>156706284I've taken your offering and it evolved while I was holding it in my hand, introducing : nigga, I can't let you be bad
>>156706413dricus is indeed being the sub for an true Afridaddy in five short days my friend
MEE LEG IS BLEWN OOPLIEK A FOOKKKINN BAHHLOOOOON
>>156706342Haha, nobody could possibly live like this right?
>>156705327American wrestling isn't as explosive or as good as the inbred wrestling. DC and Jones were the only exceptions and even they had shitters like Dominick Reyes and Gustafson stop their takedowns. Okay maybe Gustafson isn't a shitter but an Olympic wrestler takes that guy down only ONCE and nearly loses a split decision? People forget maaaan
Dricus du Plessis has never lost to a black.
Connor "Kevin Nash" Macgeegor
>>156705473where are his real nipples
>Dricus du Plessis has never lost to an black.
Max should have smashed Conor’s face in when he was on the ground. The fans would have accepted that outcome.
Goofy ahh
max was afraid to test his jiujitsu simple as
is an black an athlete
Max ducked McGregor for 13 years
>does nothing>16mil pay packet>rinse repeat in 6 monthsmad cucks?
KWABOTY contenders:1.Conor2.Ilia3.Pereira4.Izzy5.Aspinall
>>156706555>thats true joe
>>156706486fact check: scientific law
>>156706570BSD is a honorable mention
>>156706569Mcgregor fast!
>>156706569>16 million Lmao he got 500k before taxes and a discounted subscription to Paramount Plus
>>156706583so pillowfisted AND pillowedelbowfisted
Eating a sandwich, mac salad, chips, powdered donuts, olives, and a jaffa cake with a pint of Guinness
>>156706618that doesnt look like a jaffa cake b why are you lying
>>156706618Yeah you're a fucking loser
>>156706606derek brunson passed away from brain hemorrhage after this fight
I know what Conor needs. He's gotta go train with Goggins.
>>156706618too many carbs
>>156706618you will go big doodoo
Usdaddy will unleash his full Wakandan load into Dricus du bussy
>>156706674This is exactly the type of thing spammy would post
>>156706674This.
Then he would probably reply to his own post agreeing with it.
>>156706618what would happen if you tried to stuff an olive into a donut hole?
>>156706593holy cope15mil for a leg kickhater cucks absolutely broiling
heem is a shadow of its former self. Everyone saying the same old regurgitated shit word for word over and over again. It's actually crazy just how fucking dumb almost every take I see in these threads are lately
>>156706569I am actually.
gooby is the best anti drugs adspooyay is the best anti alkie adsdaner is the best anti gambling adsthank you ufc
>U guys are lucky cause there’s gon be a Holloway vs Mckegger tree nowWhat did Max mean by this?
>>156706733Fr
>>156705327This but the opposite
>>156706618hope youre running a 5k after
How did he do it?
Jon went 3-0 last night let's you all talk about that while I go goon
>>156706733name 1 bad take
UFC Oklahoma City: The Buck Breaking of Marty Usman
>>156706788Hood style
>>156706788black excellence
Dricus will feel the Ussplosion in his clammy cracker cornhole
>>156706715>he totally made a gazillion dollars bro!!! trust meMad bitch.
Wait until I see you Marty Fakenewsman!!
>BOBBY. HECKIN. KNUCKLES.
Du Piggy's bacon bussy will get spitroasted by Bantu Dick Daddies I'm afraid...
>>156706788he survived for more than 3 minutes against the guy that instantly quits if his opponent is still standing after 3 minutes
>>156706795instead of wasting my time doing that why don't you find me 1 single sincere take from a recent heem thread that isn't Instagram normie tier bad
>>156706833proof that goob didn't make exactly a gazillion dollars?
>>156706847Fear not, this is a free win for Dricdaddy
bobbert is pillowfisted in 205, he wouldve knocked krylov cold if it was in mw.
>>156706740why? all you fags crying about muh sport dyingthat card was funnier and more entertaining than the sport has been in yearsall you fags do is come here every week watching the same gay fights that are 90% wrestling anyway and then go back to shitposting about jon jones for the weekcry about it
Dricdaddy is going to Double Dick Penetrate Kamaru Usman hard and raw
>>156706847brownbois constantly fantasizing about getting zutted
>>156706887What does zutted mean?
>>156706903same meaning as zeemed
dricus will be butt zutted by kuminyou screwsmen and become a blacked chaste sissy
>>156706928They're feeding that buck to dricus to get broken before he retires
Bacon Boers got genocided by Bantu Dick Daddies.
>>156706936lmao dana butthurt ass he definitely made that himself
>>156706928This.
the way some of you speak disgusts me
All fucking done.
>enters thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfjTZLxekig
shut up corny ass nigga heems yo
>>156706936OHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S HURT
Here’s the truth:Conor McGregor visited the Newport Medical Plaza in California in the days prior to UFC 329.Inside the building is Kramer Orthopedics and Dr Warren Kramer, a noted athletic knee specialist.Conor & team informed Dana earlier in the week that he had a knee injury.Conor was injured PRIOR to the fight, Dana White and the UFC knew, and allowed millions of sports bettors to be defrauded, generating tens of millions in profit for their sportsbook marketing & advertising partnersDana told them the show MUST go on.No refunds.Because of the financial implications McGregor was forced to try.People inside became aware that McGregor was comprised, and THAT’S why the betting line moved significantly prior to walkouts.But since in excess of 80% + of the bets AND money legally wagered were on McGregor, this allowed the UFC’s sportsbook partners to win tens of millions in profit from unsuspecting (and uninformed) customers.Shameful and disgusting business practice for the sake of pure greed, all at the expense of their own fans.
anyone else see Danuh dumbfuck meltdown because some /box/ nog he wanted to advertise was called a basketball player instead? very based, goof was big mad
>>156707011mcgregor wouldn't have thrown that kick if he knew
it's not illegal to go into a fight injured
Imagine a world in which the UFC failed and PRIDE was still on going... what a beautiful dream....
>>156707013the production team wouldve been better off with graphic saying “unruly audience member”
>>156707011>Conor & team informed Dana earlier in the week that he had a knee injury.>Source: Forty Coats.
24 hours later and I feel kinda bad for Conor now.
>>156706788No clue. Nobody's posted a webm
>>156707039Rizin is still around. Dream bridged the gap
>>156707030he was throwing it in the locker room m8
>>156707011Fucking hell. But people should know better than to bet on some decrepit goober who got finished in his last 2 fights 5 years ago. Like what are we doing here?
>>156707030or he knew and he wanted an easy way out without having to pullout
>>>156707030Or he knew and tried to "go out with a bang" but the knee didnt last more than 10 seconds so everything went to shit
Conor screwed Conor.
>>156706618the powdered donuts are genius. is that an Italian sub?
Whatever happened to Colby Covington? Nigga was all over then suddenly everyone stopped caring about him
>>156707039RIZIN this weekend lad
>>156707065Yeah but the "talent" is in the UFC
>>156707011Based Dana defrauding the goyim.
>>156707083Can he sue himself for damages?
>>156707040I had no idea who the monkey was, I figured it was some fluffer from a diddy party
Is it true conor got 30 million for that
Aaron "The Powdered Donuts Are Genius" Pico
>>156707071nigga can you think with your noggin for a secondput yourself in goob's shoes, fuck, anyone's shoes, would you blow your own knee out on purpose for literally any reason?if he wanted the easy way out he could've faked the knee injury by throwing a cross or something and faking a limp
>>156707091colbitch stopped winning fights
99% of fighters go into a fight compromised in some way so how is this situation suddenly hecking defrauding and illegal
>>156707096I watch for the punching
>>156707146nigga couldnt last for 90 seconds thats why lmfaooo
>>156707158bsd had staph and he didn't even last a minute, should he be investigated too?
>>156707067he wasn'tflying switch kick isn't the same as a head kick with the rear leg
>>156707038it literally is
>>156707175krekt b
>leg raped to hell>the $how must go on>fight anyway knowing your raped leg will crumble to dust immediately>nobody can do anything because slow motion closup replays show your leg actually crumblingeasy money
>>156707203MMA peaked at UFC 79
>>156707198then every single fight is illegal. being 100% healthy isnt a thing
>>156707183PPV buys mean nothing. Total viewership matters.
>>156707220Having the runs doesn’t count as an injury.
>>156706715Dana just had to pay him 15 mil for 69 seconds and Conor not even landing a single punch?LOL
>>156707215I didn't believe you at first, but then I checked your source.
>>156707189https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-CEPT_X5xY
Forest Griffin probably did make that tweet
>>156706788McKinney gassed hard (again)
https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/conor-mcgregors-ufc-329-injury-is-the-most-disappointing-moment-in-combat-sports-history-says-sean-omalley-i-feel-like-im-in-shock/
>>156707284bobby hit him with a body shot
>you'll see strikes no one has ever seen beforeokay nigga but like, where is they? hahahahah
King Green (Formerly Bobby)
>>156707269Exactlyhttps://youtu.be/eGn3d2F71SA?is=l8rqGhH2LvU3-7cH
>>156707244They stop the fight for shit on the canvas so it is indeed an injury
>>156707313why his face look like this
ddp would never try to strike like a real champion
>>156707337
>>156707313Crackhead ahh mf
>>156707337how do you hit someone and they fly across the octagon like that, hendricks was so roided
Say what yuo will; Andy Wang never was seen in such an bitchasslight as Connor. Food for thought.
>>156707396>ask question>answer the same question immediately afterwards beast of a post b
>>156707337he secretly can but just doesn't feel like it
>>156707396Oklahoma State wrestlers make great fighters he was all natty
>>156707337>ynr Ian Garry vs Pig Rig.
>>156707448Carwin definitely natty
walked off the slap stage now thats a bitch move
probably i have the frame of a lightweight fighter but im 93kg / 205lbs
UGHHH
Conor bros...not like this..not like this
is it possible that conor went in to the fight knowing he had an injury? would that be illegal? i dont think hes stupid enough to place bets, maybe he can play it off like he thought he was gona win anyway
>>156707531certainly no complaints on my behalf
>>156707517
Lineal UFC lightweight and undisputed UFC welterweight champion Ian "Garry" Machado dos Garrios
>>156707538Shut up retard
this was actually the first ufc event I tried watching lmao
>>15670755920 years too late lmao
>>156707559it was actually a great card up until the main event
Conors comeback will silence all haters
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god
I am Conor's toilet
>>156707599What's up artem, big fan
>>156707604Was it autism?
Autism 3:16
first fight mcgregor has EVER had with:1) no post fight interview2) no press conference3) complete media silence for 2 days4) no doctor confirmation of a visible injury5) 0 talk about a rematch or next fight
TJ Dillashaw went into the Sterling fight with a dislocated shoulder and even told Marc Goddard not to stop the fight if it pops out.
hemm
in this household we believe:dricus du plessis is our herostrickland is our brotherisrael is our greatest ally
>>156707663it is quite odd that he hasnt said a word…he shoot snapped his leg and gave a full post fight interview with Joebut he “tweaks his knee” (still no diagnosis) and just walks out, refuses doctor assistance, and says nothing
>>156707663>>156707691he posted on twitter you mongs
>>156707559I'm afraid the golden age has passed, friend
>no interview on Rome for the Notorious
https://suno.com/s/RkKLUcJX27W2kJg5
>>156707664>tell the ref that I don't get heemed so don't stop the fight >become unheemable
>>156707559the golden age begins next week
the GOAT has a name
>>156707772it's terrible to see hate like this :(
>>156707789How many bombings and shootings in Sweden this week?
>>156707802the IRA don't really have a presence in Sweden :)
>>156707785and it is... Bustin Gaycheeks
>>156707814>>156707802when is the last time the IRA bombed somebody?
>>156707816changing your name for your new x gender birth certificate ya wonk brained freak?
>>156707833
>>156707868Wonk posting is crazy right now after all spammy has been through lately
>>156707881Yo, did that doo make poopies on a plate for Khamzat to munch on? Should call him Kumshit or something lol
>>156707881>>156707893strickland serving khamzat his favorite meal
>>156707893"Zatdaddy" was very adamant about this
the death of kamarudeen usman
>>156706570Ilia and Pereira are way worse. They got thoroughly dismantled at the peak of their hype. Conor was always a question mark at best but just happens to be extremely popular
>>156707893His name is Khamozart Chopinaev
imagine being hap and ace imagine being stolen from your birthing parents to be social media decorations for a sociopath who makes a living off of being violent, with rapidly deteriorating brain injuries just think whats going on in that home when the cameras are off
>>156707911Piano expert here: You know someone is really skilled when they have their two index fingers pointed out like that.
>>156707914>a sociopath who makes a living off of being violentbut enough about Brie
Can I interject please
>>156707914It's truly disgusting, but just imagine it's only a few short years before we start seeing guru making videos about their various felony arrests and general broken family nigger hijinx
>>156707914It's crazy how he already tapped out their blacksplosiveness before they're even teens. Docile little creatures now ye? You should paint yourself up in blackface and tell Chandler to adopt you
>>156706980Nice job
>>156707927Glad to finally have a real expert here at /heem/
Conor is essentially Frieza when you think about it
No way guru refuses to take a victory lap whenever Hap and Ace begin inevitably accumulating their respective criminal records. Not after Chandler said that guru shouldn't be allowed to share the earth with us and all that
>>156706618Put the sandwich contents and olives in the pasta, throw the plate away. Keep the beer.
>>156705327Dricus needs to kick the shit out of his knees
>>156707965That's actually so fucking funny right now my nigga, I'm glad you made that comparison but Sneed already did that 4 or 5 years ago
>>156707757based. DDP is great
Conor came back just to show of his haircut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq_nxYOAG9Eit's out
>>156705342bro looks haggard as fuck
WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT(where's your head at)
Ohhhh Paddy the Baddy!!!
mcgregor is the same age as gaethje... and yet such a difference between the two!
Cocaine DOES fuck up your knees
>>156707558bitch got his feelings hurt cuz hes a conor fan
king green deserves a title shot
the only people that lost yesterday were cazzies conor and tom aspinall
>>156708090Hell yeah
why conner face looks so puffy and weird
>>156705208green hoodie chads...
>>156707931gawld i love her
>>156707039i live in a PRIDE FC reality brother
>>156707772>can't breed so you adoptheeminder projection is an undisputed sign of low intelligence, brie can breed and even michael has living sperm, don't be a projector it is like lowering your guard for thinking folx
>>156708138You are somali
>>156707931imagine scalping this bitch
So what, no fucking Conor now?
>>156708174lower your guard and ill project in your rectum ya?
>>156708191Dee during Conor's camp;
i'm getting mollywhopped from two sides here sweetden help me out
the new nicole doshi fight card is kino
>>156707559Stupid bitch. Respectfully.
What are your essentials for trucking 1800 miles non stop?
>>156708188much rather imagine a disinterested handy in the garden as she reads henry miller
>>156708249a trugg
>>156708259You know what you're right
>>156708249idk man probably adderall and podcasts/audiobooks and people I can call. snacks as well
>>156708269https://youtube.com/shorts/RIIsLj6l9jQ?is=F6Qq5TOf3Eqft19t
>>156708249are you driving to the cantina or to see magapatriot
>>156708249bring some cash for bribes, you need to bribe those girls at the rest stops or they will get mad after you fuck them
conor brought a pickle in his pouch and look what max did to him
theres no such thing as an ethical cage fighting organization
>>156708319Shit I got a pickle in a pouch already heh heh
Gotta have Jack Links
>>156708302What is this tat anyway? Whats it suppose to be
>>156708331they pray before muay thai fights over at ONE how much more ethical can it get b
Conor said max quit first
max holloway sucks
>>156708082>through indirect lifestyle, nutritional, and physical stress factors rather than just the drug itself
sheeeeeeit this linda lan card ain't too bad either
>>156708364It’s uhhh
>>156708366>>156708382How do we feel about this blessed bros?
why does dee even stays with canor?
>>156707911This nigga retarded
>>156708401it is what it is
>>156708411You've seen Conor's massive hog
>>156708364It would be extremely painful..
>>156708365youre not seeing the whole picture. its ritualized violence. theyre praying to one of many Gods constructed by a saturnian cult all following the same basic story line before they show you three minutes of fights and fifteen minutes of ads between military recruitment ads which are also an invitation for you to go be ritually slaughtered. its all a farce
>>156708411Shes a fat lazy bitch who wants a free ride typical potatoe hoe
shut up bussy bitch
>>156708401dude is clearly retarded and poor>ayo who wants to give me more money!in front of a pissed off crowd, doo didn't get a single cheerwhat a retard
>>156708421i mean after getting heemed by dat hawlg everyday, id imagine it loses its appeal by the 100th times. wouldnt know, never got heemed by a hog
>>156708471It dont
>>156708460That really was terrible. But he got to go in and nut in his smokeshow wife while burying his tongue in her mouth so it's all good
>>156708428i only watch poohfc ads i can't say you might be right
>>156708460Think about it logically. He's not skipping the top 5 at LW. He's not big enough for 170 even if Islam were to move up. He's already had a legendary career. He should sit for two years, take the Conor trilogy, take another 20 mil and leave on a winning streak. It's not about the journey. The journeys over. At this point it's the destination
watching the luke breakdown for the 7th timewow
>>156708481Max went home and played 6 hours of Warzone
>anons project themselves onto max saying he's a dumb N word but in reality he's just generally always happy go luckyit is what it is bruddas, you wouldn't unnastand the spirit of aloha, but we'll fine out sattaday night, ay dana ufc hawaii lessgo baybee
Think about it logically? Who the fuck talks like this
>>156708524Logical people, obviously. Dumbass!
>>156708481>while burying his tongue in his sons mouthgay>>156708494dude is dogshit and his time is overhe's best boxer in the ufc eats 100 punches to the face every fightand max didn't get paid 15 million like goobs does>max>legendfor losing to volk 3 times?
usman doesn't deserve to fight dricus btw
Da Crazy Hawaiain is also always happy. Iz was alwasy happy. Hmm...
The Chuck mohawk was a dead giveaway
>>15670852110thislandbaybeithwhatitith
>>156708532alright now you're being gay and degenerate
>>156708552max kisses his son on the mouth
Is /heem/ the 11th island?
>>156708560on not in you freak>>156708563i am liquid snake
It isss what it iss braddah satahday night we get to find out who's the best and the best is #blessed
>>156708563more like the lost island
>>156708560You don't even have a dad, Adan
I miss watching UFC cards with my super caz ex gf. She'd let me finger or eat out or fuck or make out or blow me the entire time. God I need a nympho gf again bad bros
>>156708577What would a colosseum crowd do if an entertaining gladiator fought another gladiator for the Baddest Frickin Gladiator of all time award and the bigger gladiator just laid on the doo?
>>156708585ooooooooooo
>>156708585max is a gay retard
>>156708603never settle for someone stable you will just feel empty
>>156708603She was imagining Rosas JR fucking her you dip
>>156708607Lay n pray wasn't discovered until 1894
>>156708603>finger and eat girl out while watching dudes in better shape than you fightThis is some real Tyron woodley female POV cuck shit here and Anon thought it was cool as fuck.
>>156708621Don't think she was around by the time he debuted. She really liked Rose and was horrified when Chandler front kick shadow realmed Ferguson>>156708627Fucking and watching MMA was pretty sweet ngl. And yeah I'm a skinnyfat white collar rat. That's okay with me>>156708614Bro girls that are 100% down with on demand sex are just amazing. Absolutely amazing
I'm so fucking horny right now oh wow oh wow yeah *starts humping the air*
>>156708082As in you also drink and smoke while doing coke, flush all your minerals out, get dehydrated as frigg, lose sleep, then eat a bunch of grease the next day cause you're hungover
>>156708648kek
>>156708120Are you watching me nigga?
Heemed myself awake. Dreamed I was in a video game and cut conor's throat open with one of those cool short blades where the blade twists vertically (i won the fight)
>>156708677lol you like that shit?
Bro when the fuck is the MMA guru gonna stream again?
33 minutes of undiluted excellence thank you mr thomas
>>156708747when you take his cock out your mouth
>>156708771What the hell?
DDP is gonna prolapse Usissy's bacon clit so hard it turns into a real vagina
>>156708814shut up spoid
>>156708788*10 seconds claps* Boy you so fat when you post the thread goes to page 10 instead of bumping *crowd goes wild*
>spoid
What did guru mean at 4 hours 46 minutes and 10 seconds into his UFC 329 fight companion when he said "This is the worst result, I never want to watch this sport ever again in my life. I fucking hate my fucking life. This is the only escape I get in my whole life and it's fucking shit."What did he mean by that?
aaagh
>>156708829Sup spoido
>>156708832He meant that his life sucks and he has no identity outside of being a fat screaming retard for people to laugh at
>Sup spoido
>>156708832it's like when you have nothing in your life except masturbating and then you come home from a shitty day at work and first thing you wanna do is like jerk off to some femboy getting her ass destroyed. It's kind of like if you wanted to do that but didn't follow the news and your country passed anti-porn laws that took effect at midnight that day and now you can't watch your favorite porn and your VPN doesn't work either.
>>156708851He's a self made millionaire at 27 and bought a home for his parents, what more could the fat clown possibly want from life to be happy? He must be really ungrateful or something.
>>156708856SPOIDA MAN?
>>156708834OOOOOHHHHHHHH HE'S HURT HE GOT HIM OH THAT'S TIGHT
>>156708887
>>156708885>millionaire at 27 and bought a home for his parentssource?also money is a big relief to a lot of problems but it's just a means to an end but glopu has no end
>source? I just told you. What the fuck are you gonna do about it? Pussy.
>>156708912I'll remain skeptical given the Caliphate of London's tax rate, mandatory zakat, and Glorp being a fat slob that no one respects who's miserable and still seems to live in a shed.
nigga lied for no reason
>>156708922what a fat prick
>>156708922He said multiple times that he couldn't do this because the UFC would sue him for making them look bad
I gave up making $130k/yr to go back to school so I could make much more in the future. But I feel like an idiot whenever some chud like Guru reminds me that he earns more than me
gurucels down bad
>>156708922Wow what a liaying fucking fuck
>>156708981>I gave up making $130k/yr Isn't that a good pay in america? You are an idiot if it's not a good pay and on top of that it's not of those jobs threatened by ai
>>156709005He sayd he gon make more after class
>>156709021he say dat but do he know dat dough? stupid ass nigga why u gotta play russian roulette when you got your ribs already
>>156709005It's okay pay but not really what I need to support my family and build a strong future. My goal is to make more than a million a year by 40
>>156709005pretty good depending where you live
Guru said he hates his loife...you think hes being for true? Its a act righy
>>156709037>My goal is to make more than a million a year by 40Some niggas really be having goals n sheit
>>156709034Kek
>>156709052what else is life for monsieur
Thankfully I'm already a millionaire so I retired in my 30s
>>156709075If true, extremely based. I need at least $30M in the bank to consider fuck-off retirement
Protect yourself at all times.
Was anybody even once ever able to explain how Conor winning would be "good for the sport" or were they all just regurgitating what Dana paid them to say?
man i'm just waiting for the bell to ring
>>156709112first off my boy, I don't get paid to regurgitate shit I do it because of a condition called "retardation"
>>156709138I appreciate honesty so much in this industry I'm willing to let the ref stop the fight before I permaheem you in front of your wife and kids.
>>156709149the wife is a prossy and the kids are adopted. Try again faggot *heems ya dead*
goobs fighting bareknuckle at 40 with a greying beard is going to be so kino
>>156709049It's funny to watch him living with obvious clinical depression and just refuse to get help
>>156709168Are you a psychiatrist?
>>156709176No but I studied human development in college
>>156709163Nice try meng *re-heems my heart after it stops*
he's playing a character you mongs
>>156709198The cops aren't a big fan of the violent rapist character from my understanding.
male pattern baldness
>>156709209Oh I think you'd be surprised
>>156709213Is my webcam turned on?
If I was balding, I probably wouldn't even care
>>156709242Yeah I'm just worried my webcam is on, the balding is just nature.
>>156709213it's coming for me but in a way I am at peace because it won't change a thing about who I am as a person or my life in general
>>156709247You're balding?
wait, jon jones is gay?
>>156709213
>>156709255I think so.
>>156709271Pfff
>>156709271aaaaaaaahahahahahahahhahahahahah
>>156709271lmfaoooo
Loser!
>>156709242It depends on how you’re balding. Having a relatively static hairline with diffuse thinning looks like ass. Having a thicker head of hair with a perpetually receding hairline looks better imo. Having a moderate head of a hair with a bald spot is a happy medium.
My hair looks full after using shampoo/conditioner/product but when it's naturally greasy and dry it gets patchy and looks thin. Is that balding or normal?
I'm still reeling. I can't believe it ends like this.
Canor McRectumor
>>1567093401 more fight on the contract m8
Look at you get mad homie
>>156709318is it normal? idkis it fucking gay? yes
>>156709318I know you smell like shit! Stop letting your hair get greasy you thinning hair AIDS ridden freak, yuck!!
>>156709318That’s early balding. Eventually you’ll find a bald spot that won’t go away even when you dry your hair and you’ll either buy the pills or you’ll buzz/shave it. It took me a good threeish years of hiding the thin spot before it wouldn’t go away.
>>156709388Truth nuke.
>>156709388If it takes more than 12 hours to become greasy after showering then you’re McGregor aged. Ew. Unc pls.
>>156709394>It took me a good threeish years of hiding the thin spot before it wouldn’t go away.AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>156709331Still not touching him
>>156709401You are grease maxxing bro
>>156709388Sup Sneed
Guys come on you don't really expect him to clean himself every 12 hours do you?
>>156709402French speaking English? Ew.>>156709413Nah you’re old. Or low T. Not sure, but /heem/ gives me both ends of the bell curve vibes.
if I could have a midday shower I would desu
>>156709417Sup spoido
>>156709434relax it's all in good fun baldy
I mean good grief fellas who has time to bath themselves every 12 hours greasy?
If it actually is a torn acl, it could be 9 months to a year, depending on surgery or not, before he can even begin to do certain drills for training.There won't be another Conor fight for probably 2 years or more.Meniscus, which some people are theorizing is his problem, would be a faster recovery.
>>156709448not americans with their 30 minute lunch break lmao
>>156709394Idk it's been this way since like 2016
>>156709453oh yeah well at least i aint eating frogs and snails on mine. hehe got em
>>156709453I work back to back 12 hour shifts 7 days per week, thankfully I can rinse my hair in the sink between shifts
>>156709462as tomala would say "just like with cock don't knock it till you try it"
I had escargot at a highly rated French restaurant in Manhattan once. The buttery sauce it was served in was kino but I kind of regret eating it just on principle
>>156709466average minimum wage worker in america
>>156709473I sucked tranny dick once, so I get it
>>156709473I and the majority of french people have never ever had snails ever, good job getting meme'd lmao>>156709481kek
>>156709486Yeah I wouldn't order it again. It's not like it tasted disgusting because the sauce it was drowned in was fantastic but it's still a fucking snailI also had foie gras there which was quite nice but I don't want to eat that again either after I heard about how the force feeding torture system
>>156709481>once
Once in a blue moon I does
>>156709540Classy
>>156709540>tv right above a functional fireplace
i like laura rate her as an analyst respect her unblemished mma record and think it's disgusting what ari has her do for money with the nelk boys i am also not a foot fetis person at least i don't think. so now with that preamble out the way there is something to be said because feet were displayed last night and they do create significance and for that analysis is owed, those look like yeezy silhouettes.
So what next for gooby? Will he continue his political career or what?
>>156709590surely cliff face mental breakdowns on twitter is the way forward there
>>156709590He'll fight again so he can get out of the restrictive contract and make dough against one of the Paul bros in BKFC
>>156709550it's summer b
>>156709605>Paul brosnah he's fighting mike perry
heeminder: BKFC don't drug test
>>156709624The king of violence? Wow.
>>156709590he'll quit combat sports, sell his useless assets to pay off his debts and live off his BKFC money and residuals from the jake gylenhall movie while raising his kids and coaching them. He'll opena gym and invite talented prospects and never touch a drop of alcohol or a gram of cocaine. He'll occasionally film a couple action movies or tv shows and that's it. Those will be the only times the notorious will come back.
>>156709623>seasonally changing the position of your tv
>>156709640tbf now that we know just how flushed he is they'll probably do the alvarez rematch first, mike will kill him
Gooby will make his last appearance under the TKO banner as a guest commentator for Wrestlemania in April
just watched a bit of a guru video to see his analysis of the card and i shit you not some 60-70% of the video is him retroactively "proving" his picks and analysis were correct fair play to the kid but gurucels are even stupider than i thawlt he even calls himself guru while he does this, brilliant
>>156705208Ogre, ferment?
>>156709663Jon Jones is gay.
if i could read minds through posts all I'd see in here would be gay porn
kyle is welcome to sauna and beer maybe shoot a deer or fish or something i see clearly now what he's doing and i approve fully
>>156709688False. I nutted to Nicole Doshi literally 3x in the last 2 hours
>>156709697thank you sneed very cool
>>156709663Glad to see another one converted. Guru's taking over.
>>156709711As if Sneed would ever watch straight porn
all it takes is one retarded ass kick
>>156709716i won't watch that shit please be serious
>>156709740That's how it always starts. See you in the stream chat soon.
>>156709726kind of cringe
>>156709697>Nicole Doshirather 2022 if I say so myself
>>156709740the race tier list is a peach of a video mate get it watched
>>156709697>>156709711sry finlad meant for >>156709687
>>156709749diamonds are forever. I'll still pull up peak remy lacroix. big dosh got some sick recent scenes though. no holes barred heheheheheh get it
he right as usual
in many ways guru is like conor when you really parse the datahe should heed the warning and beware the ides of mayonnaise
new>>156709795
>>156709753i don't have time to jerk off rn but after work i'll look her up. Siri set a reminder for a JO sesh tonight at 6pm.>>156709782he is cringe even when right
>>156709782This isn’t even cringe. Test and other anabolic steroids maintain your muscularity. Working out like a madman for a 12-18 month period can get back to that muscularity. Connective tissue cannot be dragged into elite territory by drugs. Tendies and ligaments are exceedingly reliant upon being pushed to their limit with highly intense resistances. A couch potato coke addict cannot dope his way to a championship. Life is not so cruel as to reward sloth. The men who succeed with PEDs tend to be relentless psychopaths. There is a special place in the clouds for the men who transcend humanity.
>>156709873steroids fuck up your joints, bones and ligaments because it causes your muscle growth to outpace their development. This has been known for 6 decades.
but what happens if im a couch potato coke addict and i take roids?
>>156710299you just get fat plus your hormone gets fucked up
alrite im going to 2 bed nowhave a good nite
Jon was marking out for Paddy
>>156705208Lmao you are a VPN nigga
>>156709667oopsie my bad
