Dan reigns supreme edition >Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dpervieros >>156648910
Dan will win.
>>156707959>pervierosRetard.
>>1567079591-14 incoming
kisenosato ruined onoshitter's career
I should make some chanko this week.
3rd div way more exciting than 1st div this basho
>>156708453A smile would be nice.
>>156708482Only when he finally ropes
I came here to laugh at Onosato.
>>156708620He's trans?
>>156707959>danfag is a retardtypical
Hope there will be more guest kino this basho.
Strong win from Wakamiyabi
So many good matches in Div 3 tonight.
>>156709400The shimpan are going to be feeling all the mono-ii tomorrow morning.
>>156709400>in Div 3In Sandanme?
>>156709493Makushita is on presently, they alternate days since they only have 7 bouts total.
>>156709520>MakushitaAh yes, 4th division.
>>156709527Do japs actually ever call it fourth division in glorious nipponese or are you just autistic
>>156709527Whatever bit you're trying at isn't landing, man.
Hey
>>156709559If anything, sumo-autist japs would call it 2nd division because that's what it was before Juryo was created
>>156709559>Do japs actually ever call it fourth division in glorious nipponeseno
>>156709527
>>156709559The counting starts from the bottom. Just look at the abbreviations. Jonokuchi 口 - entranceJonidan 二 - twoSandanme 三 - threeMakushita 下 - under (as in just before sekitori)Juryo 十 - ten (salary used to be 10 ryo)Maegashira 前 - in front (as in the top)>>156709571Not a bit.
>>156709583They still wouldn't, because makuuch isn't first division. It's TOP division.
I'm more of a tenth division kinda guy but I watch some under from time to time
>>156709601>>156709625Ok so you are autistic but the kind that makes you stupid instead of the kind that makes you interesting, got it.
>Knowing how to count makes you autistic.
>>156709601I disagree
Manlet bros....
Enhobros... does everyone have him figured out at this point?
Tohakuryu has Enho's number. Sad.
>>156709870He's a small guy.
>>156709645I wish there was a 10th division. Imagine how good it would be if it's four divisions above the current Yokozunas.
England is going to win this basho.
>>156709899Slow down. He isn't even on the banzuke yet.
>>156709911>France successfully imports ngubus for their soccer dreams>England responds by importing steppedwellers for their sumo dreamsPretty based ngl
go home dad you're drunk
>>156709657>Makushita is 3rd division>"But Anon, Sandanme literally means third rank.">STFU, you're dumb and uninteresting!When will summer end?
Hakuho, ganbatte!
Just watched day 1 NHK live, about to watch day 2 highlights.The party of four traditional geisha in the crowd was cool. So far I've also spotted Old Yakuza Woman, Elegant Kimono Businesswoman, The Samurai, but no sighting of Zombeam yet.I Ura does better on day 2.
Why is that lil' fatso so smug
>>156710117'Cause he's got the best job in the world and he knows it.
27th meeting between Ryuden and Sadanoumi.
CAM' ON KAZUMA
>>156710203Yesterday he had an inexperienced retard moment in a match he had already won. Hopefully that was the first and last case he had of being blinded by the lights.
>not one cheer for Aonishiki>in fact a few people boo'd>most simply turned their heads in shamehow did it come to this so quickly...
I like Onosato's new kesho-mawashi set.
wait til people find out that months 9, 10, 11 and 12 are literally called "seventh month, eighth month, ninth month, and tenth month"
YOISHO
>>156710263Not in Japan. :P
hm
>>156710263fucking julius and augustus fucking things up
Gaga on abema
>>156710263Oh buddy wait until you learn about where the days of the week came from, your 9th grade history class buddies are going to go apeshit
>>156710316Goofy ass looking nigga
>>156710317stupid ass roman consuls needing to put down rebels in spain actually, they couldn't wait for the new year to start in march like normal so the senate moved it back to january. calendar's been fucked ever since
>>156710333Those pretty much are the same in Japan, oddly.
HENKAENKA
Day 2 is off to a great start, we've got another clown basho boys
>>156710332Looks like a chubby Christian Bale. Damn... what happened?
Not sure what Asakoryu was going for there.
NTR'd
fat ugly bastard bros
Kazuma marches on to an [spoiler]11-4 Kanto sho[/spoiler]
Manlet bros........
manlet removed
> First, I, of course, walk forward.> Then, well, you know what's going to happen, yeah. I win. So, that's my plan for today.
Eat it.
>>156710439Itadaki masu!
>>156710430he moans loudly while creampieing lolis
>>156710430>gush gush, gush gush, gush gush!
>>156710430
This is a day 15 matchup right here holy fuck.
absolutely legmogged
/OURRETARD/
Lower body > Upper body
MARVEL!
>>156710400Georgians, like all other people, can also undergo twink death. Georgian twinks die harder because the national stereotype makes them age comically rather than gracefully, down to the stupid fedora. Now he just looks like an average affluent roadside kebab shop owner who admittedly has very good kebabs.
What if Shishi just wins the whole basho
OUR RETARDSHISHI YUSHOSHISHI YOKOZUNA
How does this nigger get slapped down every other match
Someone stop this fucking pig already
>>156710486A couple basho ago he was doing well enough that it wasn't a complete impossibility and it stopped being funny and started being scary very quickly
>>156710486would be a disaster. white people have no place in sumo.
>>156710492What? But takker lost
>>156710486Then Homo Sapiens better watch out; the Neanderthals are making a comeback.
>>156710486We can only hope so!
Shishi 14-1 incoming>the 1 loss is to Kazuma, forcing a playoff for the cup
it's his time
>>156710524ureshishi
>>156710513>forcing a playoff for the cup...with Abi.
god dayum Asanoyama could cut glass with them things
Damn, son.
Wakanosho's best bout yet
what a slap lmao
Damn that boy can move
That was the spirit of takakeisho
That looked strong, maybe not another 3-12 from waka
WMH miraculously learns how to do something other than an utchari
So are we just camera cucked for the rest of this basho
LMAO, mirrored flip
Double spin
PAPAYASU YES
bros i'm getting ready for another disappointment
try spinning that's a neat trick
SPIN TO WIN
Slutty Kotoeiho and his inverted nipples
when will they fire the abema cameraman who can't focus on anythingit's the same shit every basho and i'm at my limit
England world cup. Takayasu yusho. Ferrari constructors win.
establish dominance
> ayo, ready for round 2?
>have massive weight advantage]>do nothing with it, lose immediatelylmao
>>156710722at this point random uploads from some jap holding an iphone in the peanuts have better quality and angles
New mochi commercial. I like it.
What is his endgame?
>>156710722that's not true, he was super focused on zooming in on kotoeiho's muddy soles when he did his shiko.
Damn. Ichiyamamoto almost had that.
how long til white man
>>156710907White man already went. White with gross brown patch man up soon.
>>156710917that's where he stores his power
get rotated idiot
THE WALL
>>156710944
>>156710907Now
What's Beggar So doing here?
BEHOLD
>>156710972>>156710969Aura
industry plant follows the script yet again, very impressive
Is Dan wearing a dark green or is that abema camera jank at work?
defended the left grip three times
>>156710985I thought it was dark blue.
> He is grasping it again.
good clean sumo there
>>156710985It's blue. Sounds like a (You) problem.
is fishlips actually good
>move forward>lose???
>>156711031Of course. You don't actually believe what Anons here say, do you?
>>156711031yes, he just got plagued by injuries+he has the buff of his brother fighting with him. The first time they were together in makuuchi he got the yusho. Eiho dropped out and Shoho fumbled his post yusho basho. The next time they were together he got a kanto sho and sanyaku promotion and he's been doing well ever since.
it is time
Kirishima winning so clean right now.
>>156711131+1
if onosato had gotten surgery when he got hurt he'd be mostly done with rehab by now
Upper San'yaku doing pretty well so far.
>>156711168youve jinxed it, both yokozuna will lose now
win a match you mongolian shit
At least Zak looks motivated this basho
>>156711146>lose a year of your career getting necessary surgeryor>get your ass blasted every basho and tarnish your legacy for refusing to get surgery
will hoshoryu retire if he doesn't get a yusho soon?
>>156711197>7-8s in your path
my FUCKING yokozuna
>>156711188nice, it works
ZENSHOryu
lotta idiots getting rotated today
>>156711206hoshoryu is reverting to his pre-yokozuna form
> clean judo throw Maybe 10 wins this basho...
Hosh's tachiai is gonna get abused by the Isegahama squad again.
Wonder what she's thinking about
0-2 ONOSATO
>>156711255
How much have you guys donated to middy this year?
I BELIEVE
>>1567112717 prime subs, 200 bits and 15 gifted. my wife's boyfriend found out though and they barred me from using the credit card
OH MY GOD
Kinboshi dispensed.12 kinboshi dispensed in total.
just retire
LMAO
Ono kyujo tomorrow
jesus fucking christ
you are shitting me
IT'S OVER
its over for onosato
onoSHITo
Onosato has not won a match since day 14 of January btw.
YOUARECURSED!
THREE AND FUCKING ZERO
>HERRO? KINBOSHI FAHMAH HEREH? PREASE FARM MY KINBOSHI
It's time to retire, just do it
O I AM LAFFINTOTAL ONOSHARTO DEATH
>>156711313HOLY SHIT LMAO
onosato more like oh no zabuton
STACK AS BIG AS YOUR OWN HEAD
WHO-KOZUNA???
ITSOVERSATO
If he was healthy there would have been a followup to that initial shove that sent that pipsqueak into the crowd, but alas....
>>156711313AIEEEEEEE
>>156711333IT'S YOUR FAULT RETARD
MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR. THE FUCKIN MIDGET DID IT!
just kyujo and make surgery it cant get worse
>>156711333You know it's over when Hosh, HOSH FOR FUCKS SAKE, was giving Onosato the same look after he lost.
>>156711313it was dan btw
Sekiwake and above are starting nice, Onosato looks like he has 0 faith in himself. After that shove he should have been able to finish even with 1 arm
At this point, Hosh might just exist to give everyone a paycheck raise
Man I have watched Onosato explode into the ranks and loved it so much, he was the first rikishi I got excited specifically to watch. Seeing him do this poorly fucking hurts.
>>156711356get off the thread, dan
>>156711333>He lost in embarrassing fashion to a manlet. >He's lost 6 straight bouts.>He hasn't looked the same since he got injured in Nov 2025 and the injury is still nagging him. >Perhaps I should advise him to get surgery...>Nah, let's leave him out there because there must be a Japanese Yokozuna to bring sumo into the Japanese mainstream this year! If he wins a basho, sumo will be more popular than the World Baseball Classic and the World Cup! Surely that will happen!Kisenosato must have CTE or something. He can't be this retarded.
based socialist onosato redistributing the yokozuna wealth to all the div 1 babies
>>156710731>England World CupPossible.>Takayasu yushoStarting to really reach here.>Ferrari Constructor's winCome the fuck on.
>>156711437> kinboshis to heal your soul
>>156711437>all division 1its like 3 guys hogging all the kinboshi-fujinokawa, yoshinofuji, hakuoho
>>156711403Its so frustrating cause it should be in the past now. Considering his age there was zero reason to do this bullshit they're doing to him.
Sumo Council, bro... Just let your guys heal and get surgery, especially if they're your literal top guy and his decline in health due to his not fully treated injury is causing him to fail his duties as Yokozuna which in turn feels like it's somehow emboldening the council to force him up there even more in order to try and quickly save face. It's a self-fulfilling cycle that's only going to end with a still broken Onosato being stripped of this rank and replaced.
I miss being excited all night waiting for Onosato's match, not anxious and worried hoping he's going to pull it off despite his shoulder's catastrophic fuck up. It's like driving a car with no suspension on one of the front tires.
>>156711333Fuck off this is all his fault. Kisenosato is the worst stablemaster right now. I have more respect for Musashimaru and his zero sekitori than I do this cunt.
>>156711364
>>156711589Whats so fucking stupid is this retard ruined his own Yokozuna career doing the same thing. You would think if one person knows the downsides of just trying to tough it out it would be him.
Kakuryu's face when the gyoji pointed to Soma lmaooooo
Dude I hate it when midnightsumo isn't live, I'm dying to know what his cats are doing
>Takayasu 2-0believe status?
>>156712006guaranteed yusho
>>156711845You have no idea how much worse it could be. The Sunday Morning Sumo Show on Youtube restream Makuuchi but holy fuck the guy hosting it is the most obnoxious cunt. He spent half an hour today ranting about how if you don't personally grow your own spices to cook with that you aren't really cooking at all. He's like all those /v/ threads about how you didn't really beat the game because you used an overpowered item, except he isn't joking and he's really fucking obnoxious about it. He also thinks that lmao so randum *holds up sp0rk* is genuinely funny.He tried to get into a dick waving contest with Spiffy about who could get their channel to 10k subscribers first. He still hasn't made 10k and doesn't realise it's because he's an unlikable faggot. If you brought it up to him he'd go into maximum cope mode about how he doesn't care.Goose if you're reading this the only reason anyone watches your streams at all is because you're an English speaking alternative to Midnight. Personally I quickly went back to Midnight.
>>156711725You'd think that injury management would've been a solved issue by now, but increased rikishi weight combined with a ridiculous tour schedule and no more kosho seido make current times actually tougher in that regard. Something is obviously mismanaged here on a pretty high level. That said, there are oyakata like Ajigawa and Arashio who seem to understand that one needs to play the long game with these things and no one is really opposing that approach from what I can tell.
>>156712082its fucking terrible that midnight, reddit incarnate, is the closest to a "decent" english stream and thats only because hes knows a lot about the sport and individual rikishiif only datasumo wasnt a faggot and made his overlay a public repository on github so i could just set up my own comfy viewing with info
>>156712318If you don't already know the gist of a rikishi's history then it isn't worth knowing.
I just watch Karla, she knows to keep her mouth shut, just like a woman should.
Thanks for the donation there, cuck125.Thanks for the bitties there, dumbcuck420.Oh hey fuzzy there.Hold on everybody, I have to ban someone there.There, now you are banned there.Let me find an ad there.I've never touched a woman there.Thats okay there, because I have fuzzy there.
>>156712704>I'm something of a rikishi myself
>>156712704mid jonidan at best
>>156712318reach out to him and see if he'll share. he responded to me when I dm'd him on twitch
Remember when we thought we entered the era of Onosato where he'd get 20 yusho minimum and Hoshoryu would be lucky to ever be ahead on the banzuke?
>>156712643Don't even think about discussing or clipping wrestlers getting injured in a contact sport built around people beating each other up. That's a ban. Also don't discuss the wrestlers bodies. That's an instant ban. Oh look there's a hype train going on, thank you for the 20 gifted subs. Nice twitch name, I'm going to report that, I'm not sure why you were allowed to make an account with a name like this. And for the love of God, don't comment on the people in the crowd. It's creepy, gives me the ick, and yes, you'll get banned for that too. Oh look my cat's flaring asshole is staring right at me, isn't she the cutest? Thank you for the raid, I appreciate that. And as requested, here's a shitty ad just for you, hope you enjoy.
>>156713208We gave Kisenosato too much credit. If Daiki Nakamura's shikona was Oonofuji he'd be healthy right now.
>>156713208Funny how Onosato completely crippled himself, yet Hoshoryu is still completely unable to win a yusho.
>>156711333these pics stopped meaning anything to me when I realized his face literally always looks like this no matter what happens
>>156713457He would also have not dispensed half of his kinboshi by dodging the Isegahama squad
>>156713462Hosh is unironically just very unlucky. That day one slip last basho wasn't him being bad, and he has like four JYs at zuna including two playoffs. He'll get yusho. So far he's looking great, but unfortunately so is Dan.
>>156713569No he's not unlucky. He drops easy matches every basho because he refuses to change his tachiai that gets abused by the opponents jumping the start.I wish he would fix it but it doesn't look like he will.
For me? Its the big nigga Atamifuji
>>156713649This is why matchup history doesn't mean much.
>>156711333>If I ignore the problem, it'll go away
>>156713649If Hirado gets a double maemitsu I think he can finish his push, that's how he won last basho too
>>156713820I'd love to see the carnage that must be your investment portfolio.Who am I kidding, you're clearly impoverished and on the dole...
What is this and what does he store in there?
>>156715891some mongols developed a shoulder storage
>>156713649Sumo's squarest lad putting that wide frame to work
Hoshoryu is at a pivotal turning point in his career:>Onosato is dealing with a chronic injury>Kotozakura is playing 5D chess to figure out when to secure his 8-7 record>Kirishima has been chosen as Great Khan (the next Yokozuna) by the Kurultai>Aonishiki has returned, seemingly healthy and confidentHe needs to win this basho given the first two factors, while holding off the latter two. If he doesn't pull it off now, he’ll never win a basho as a Yokozuna (unless it’s a "Bashocaust" scenario where 75% of the Makuuchi division is injured).
>>156716544Beware the moment when he starts stomping the evil spirits with his toes crossed. I hope they have an ambulance fleet prepared for that
It's funny when newbies don't know the rules
>>156716611>newbiesThis guy looks like someone who's spent his entire life in Jonidan. The true newbie of today was that nigro hybrid, embarrassing to look at
>>156716644>JonidanMore like Jonokuchi. That is Moriurara, put some respect on his name. He has the consecutive MakeKoshi record.
>>156716644>jonidannot even...
>come home>see resultsAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'kyujo' when?
>>156716611Soon he won't be even able to climb on dohyou.
>9/10 on the Kachi Clashit's gonna be a good one, brehs
im sad for wakataka ;_; everything posted around his injury is so doomer.also onosharto going 0-3 today.
>>156716758Didn,t really follow the news or anything, is his leg fucked forever?
for me its the pure talent that cannot be taughthttps://youtu.be/N7L-giOy9FQ?si=w6tsXfShDdD0zlA5
>>156716758the news makes it sound like hes just taking a break.The posts and describing of the injury from others makes it sound like its a near death experience/potential amputation prone. I havent seen much "up to date" on him.
>>156716842>>156716812
>no webms todaymight as well start my own rope run..
>>156716813lel
>>156716813Atamin after one (1) injury
>>156710486Maybe...
newbie here, could a good samaritan provide information on how to watch the live Abema, japanese coverage ? No english restream but the original ? The links in op are 404
>>156715891>>156716035Bursitis of the shoulder.Kaisho has the biggest one, and there is a video around there somewhere of Kaisho shoulder slamming the teppo pole.
>>156716813winning tutorialhttps://youtube.com/shorts/A1tTVf9Cr74?si=_z_-i54_xyCvWVT4
Strange their aren't more American rikishi considering how many weebs we have.
>>156717784>Hold it inHold in what? Shit?
>>156717784Unfortunately most anime has the tendency to turn men into (not real) women, not the other way around, which is unfortunate
>>156717953It's is too bad there aren't many Indian rikishi considering various factors.
onoshito shows too much emotion. Arent they supposed to be humble the same way win or lose? This faggot has too big of an ego. REEEEEEEEEE keep losing bitch
>>156717784Most people who have the genetics to be good sumo wrestlers also have potential in the NFL, so that's why you don't see a lot of Americans anymore.
>>156715891
>>1567167386 out of a possible 9. I can already tell I'm going to drop from Juryo. :(
>>1567167387/10 presently, being a Takanosho fan is feast or famine.
>>156707959At this rate Onohole is going to retire by the end of the year
>>156714302Since you asked. I'm sat on cash waiting for the AI bubble to pop so I can slurp up $SOXL. Don't really care how long it takes.
>>156720467I'm 8/10. Turns out I picked all of the popular picks except for taking Fujiryoga who's only slightly behind Takayasu.
