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Preem: >>156709795
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KATIE PRICE FOREVER
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where do I sign up for the next heem event? Idc about main or prelims I'll fight anybody
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>>156715180
is mcgregor so high off his tits he doesn't know katie price is a gigawalled has-been who desperately needs money
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peach of a beast of a main card so far
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>>156715204
kind of like him?
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>>156715204
He sees a kindred spirit in her
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>>156715207
only one who does not look like a crackhead is jasmine
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How is Khabib even familiar with old prostitutes
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>>156715180
me on right
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dont talk shit about me
im watching yew
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>>156715218
>>156715219
oh right.
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>>156715234
those nostrils were built for cocaine
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This is the new face of the poofc according to Paddy ''The Baddy'' Pimblett
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>>156715243
high performance intakes. during peak rpm they can burn trough hundreds of bucks an hour, even thousands a single day.
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>>156715180
Was this goob's handy work?

https://cdn.xcancel.com/pic/orig/AD16C2A60E332/media%2FGZehL2fXwAAFP4z.jpg
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>>156715207
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/142341-ufc-330
it's actually a beast of a peach of a card
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>>156715283
>Luque vs. Tresean Gore
What a strange fight
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I used to be a fighter like you
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>>156715302
Meant for >>156715289
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Gooby on Dancing With the Stars next?
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Shartman got the title shot somehow
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>>156715351
needs the classic FaceApp smile
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>>156715364
I have a feeling that Arman will absolutely get destroyed the same way ilia did. But the last time I said something like this it was about gable rapeson and the opposite of what I had in mind happened
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Gooby came in like haaawwwg ridaaaaa and proceeded to get injured not even one minute in to the fight
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Imagine being a degenerate gambler and you bet on a 37 year old Canor then see that happens.

I personally am so glad I didn't follow the "build-up" for this fight lol
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>>156715204
some dudes just fuck literally anything they can. conor seems to be the type.
>oi its da girl from da magazines I used to wank at
and he just sharks the biggest leper gigawhore in the room, or more like he gets baited and hooked by his own lustful behaviour.
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>>156715302
Caught you looking Gareth.
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>>156715410
you also don't have any friends soooooo
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>>156715364
ali never lies about anything
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>37 years old
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Some has a video of the moment Conor was taking his trousers off? People are saying he already looked injured there.
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>>156715431
hahahahaha so true Pierre so true
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>>156715427
I wish I hadn't
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>>156715410
That fight was free money if you know anything
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>>156715289
>two wmma on main card
hold on there slick
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>>156715469
is this nigga freeballin?
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I wonder what the people at his church thought when they saw this little dwarven man with a mohawk limping in
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>>156715470
Man fuck you
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>>156715534
the lil rat
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>>156715289
da lou is back already
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>>156715480
it's not finalised yet m9
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>>156715500
Kek
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>I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize... to Dee Devlin for using your pregnant belly as a heavy bag and making me kids come out ugly and retarded!
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>>156715500
he's probably raped half the church by now
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>>156715659
Who da fook is that guy?
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>>156715659
how the mighty have blown their head gasket
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need a video of gooby at church
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>>156715180
Me in the hat
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what did arman do to get the title shot
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>>156715754
blew his back out
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Good ALWAYS defeats evil
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>>156715410
Gooby was a great value at +250 thoughbeit
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>>156715754
7 minites in heaven with Molemann
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>>156715754
he keeps eating cartoonishly large french pastries while doing sidequest wrestling tournaments
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>>156715754
Defeated Dan "The Hangman" Hooker
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we fr got arman fighting for the belt before gta 6
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Head gaskets gone. Destroyed.
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>>156715880
We don't post blasphemy here Muhammad
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>>156715141
I don't get the Skyrim reference. Arrow to knee?
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This seems like a fairy easy fix for someone of Gooby’s means but I understand his frustration
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Yeah I dont play fag games like Skyslop but good effort OPinderjeet
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previous thread didnt even hit bump limit baka
OP is absolutely a fag
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>>156715754
He heemed some youtubers, dan hooker and the matchmakers
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Zoomers only know Gooby as a loser. Damn.
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imagine where conor would be right now if he never touched alcohol. poison for the body and mind. steer clear of it bros.
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>>156716004
i'm going to beat the shit out of you
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>>156716004
I doubt he was even that big of a drinker, cocaine on the other hand…
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there's an actual clip of him exiting hospital tht has knee specialist day or two before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geHDKuEmACQ
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>>156715754
He earned his title shot two years ago against Oliveira
The only reason he hasn't gotten it yet is because he passed Dana off
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>>156716004
I bet you're fun at parties you fucking narc faggot fuck off my heem bitch
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>>156716004
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Gooby has still lived a hell of a loife and is rich as fuck and loved by millions it’s really nothing to be sad about
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Goobs should just move to America they like him a lot more over there anyway
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Judges paid off to rob Khamzat
Gaethje had loaded gloves
McKinney and Green obviously rigged
Conor took a dive
Hunter Campbell has taken over and gone full carnie. This semen slurping sport is dead until UFC is supplanted.
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Show you loife nigga, show yo fahnz nigga
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Gooby blows a knee = stay strong champ ur da goat
Aspinall blows a knee = fake fighter what a shitter pls retire lol
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>>156716137
I like Aspinall but he has no personality this is the drawback of being born huge you don’t have to develop one that’s why actors are always short
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Who here can say they've never tried to make a comback into the world of elite athletes after having ruined their body with hard drugs and alcohol for over 5 years ? I certainly can, what abou you guys?
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Overeem vs Ngannou rigged
Rory vs Lawler rigged
Usman vs Masvidal 2 rigged
Kony vs Africa rigged
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>>156716151
I was about to say Miks Tyson had a personality but them I remembered that Cus D'amato raped him as a child so that's why he's weird
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Ok that's it you fucking pussies.

Every single Tony Ferguson loss was rigged and fake.
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Cocaine power ranking
>Gooby
>Oscar De La Hoya
>Dana White
>The Schmo
>Jon Jones
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>>156716166
Mike Tyson was a midge though and used to collect pigeons before a bully killed one and it made him snap and turn into the hulk
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>why would Gooby come in injured? It's not like he needs the money
This is such a common misconception. Rich people want nothing more than more money, they are psychopathic. A regular human being does not hit like 100 million in the bank account and desire to continue grinding and stressing to make more
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>>156716166
I've been reading your posts for a while now and noticed you keep talking about pedophilia? what's wrong with you?
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>>156716176
True
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>>156716220
This isn't about pedophilia. That's something that actually happened to Mike Tyson. Cus took him in and took advantage of him.
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Mike Tyson and 50 cent were actually brothers and are both freemason plants
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I'm just done shitting and clogged the toilet, this is God testing me the Devil is staring me in the eyes right now
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Why is Gooby framing his return as the last fight on his contract? Does he think people are on the edge of their seats if he moves to bare knuckle?
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>>156716288
No it didnt you fag
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Dee's brown butthole
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>>156716415
Ari is not going to like this one
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>>156716415
Slaves desire emancipation
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>>156716415
This bloke needs to chill out and have a beer
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Gooby dis Gooby dat. Add to the chart.
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The Conor vs Perry trilogy in BKFC is going to be awesome you dumb fuck cazzie. It'll be the modern day Stone Cold vs Vince.
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>>156716535
sepultura itsari
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Dana is going to put the goobz on a shelf until he is 40 at least so he doesn't go make money without him getting a cut
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>>156716415
Narcissistic christians always say the same shit then they diddle kids
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No refunds
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>>156716584
What money can he even make at this point?
I guess he can take his born-again gimmick on the road and con retards out of their cash as a preacher
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>>156716535
why is that faith no more album in there
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3 down. 1 to go
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>>156716638
I asked for /heem/core albums before and someone posted Angel Dust. I thought it was fitting.
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>>156716535
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Conor McGregor is a rapist, he has to embrace Jesus or else he would have to admit to himself he is evil
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>>156716535
Ciryl Gane Walkout (UFC 285), has to include the boos of the haters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsBQ_N22RnA&list=LL&index=29&t=23s
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Kino
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reckon any fat chud could beat mcgregor these days
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*becomes the prey*
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I am 29 years old, it's insane how quickly you go from 20 to 29 when you do nothing after work or during your week-ends. Essentially removing a couple 150 days from the year. Anyway, we're still talking about mma right?
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>>156716676
oh so you're just putting any old shite in, thought you were doing walkout songs or music associated with fighters/ufc
lame
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>>156716759
All we are is dust in the wind
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>>156716763
>low iq bong cant conceptualize the vision
many such cases
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>>156716759
You're born and then one day you're freaking dead. Shit's crazy upon consideration man
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>>156716778
>>156716784
I guess, we truly are just.....humans
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One day you are a kid the next you are adult like what is life
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>>156716801
Chills. Never thought of it like that...
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>>156716759
I blame the covid scam for normalizing people not doing anything.
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>>156716782
is every suggestion included or just the ones you deem fitting? if so, who made you the arbiter of what is "/heem/core"?
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got a little goat cheese. mmm.
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>>156715976

is that Jake Paul on the wall mural with Ali? lmao
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>>156716834
Just the ones I think are fitting. I'm the arbiter of what /heem/core is because I'm making the chart. You can make your own one and put whatever you want on it.
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I know hes been binging drugs for half a decade but damn what a sorry end for a once great legacy
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>>156716754
That pose is diego sanchez-esque, Gooby paying tribute to all the goats of MMA i see
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>>156716847
Is that the saviour of and biggest star in boxing on the wall with Ali? Yes it is.
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hey, hear me out

gooby vs mark hunt
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>>156716860
ONE
FIGHT
LEFT
ON
THE
CONTRACT

will you mongs get it through your head already
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Who does /heem/ have for next week? Usman or DDP?
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>>156716415
God be like "I didn't tell you to throw that shitty switch kick. Focus on boxing and leave me alone."
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>>156716535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=457N1m4oUZw
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>>156716896
The fans
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>>156716865
Sanko peaked at 40
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>>156716907
German humor ladies and gentlemen
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>>156716896
If DDP doesn't win... the plaster on Guru's ceiling is going to be struggling
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>>156716896
dricus will probably win with a falling anvil or something man lol
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>>156716896
Kamarudeen will have his bussy assaulted, I fear
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>>156716896
the chads have dricBEAST and the subhuman spammy freaks have poosman
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>>156716978
we don't post like that
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if mcgregor comes back one more time it's gonna be really weird are they seriously going to make him vs chandler a main event on a numbered card
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Jerrybros how can we recover that belt? should our samurai learn how to defend or would that be disunurabru?
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>>156717001
who's "we" pakibong?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqN0yGrr7JU

Awesome lineup on Helwani today.
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yikes
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>hides the twitter screenshot
ahh that's better
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>>156716415
What a fucking nutjob
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>caught by Leon
>getting the shit fouled out of him by Leon
>competitive bout against Khamzat up a weight class on short notice
>handled Buckley on a hot streak quite easily
Why are people acting like Usman is Beneil levels of washed?
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>>156717033
yeah pakibong posts gay shit like that
us normals dont
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>>156717060
How about a knucking footjob
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>>156716896
usmengdeen will break physically and spiritually
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Max quit first. Conor would have subbed him if he came into his guard
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Dricus du Plessis has never lost to a black.
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>>156717066
That khamzat fight was 3 years ago and seeing what brady did to buckley made that performance not that impressive. Not to mention his knees are mush
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green was more hood than mckinney, simple as
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>>156717066
>>156717104
the ratlip fight isn't impressive either
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>>156716827
Gotta think outside the box
>>156716829
uhhhh idk if i'd blame a whole ass illness though idk maybe that's just me
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>>156716896
i wanna say usman because i also have terrible knees
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>>156717066
He looked terrible against Buck. Especially when you take the Brady fight into consideration. Prime Usman would have torn him apart on the feet and on the ground.
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>>156716535
This has been a /heem/ staple for years.
https://youtu.be/Dy7utW7wgNY
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>>156717177
Quit posting this gay shit you n word
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ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2h7J9HrH6g
WE ARE LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2h7J9HrH6g
THE MIGHTY IZZY SHOW!!!
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>>156716535
this is trendy zoomer shit
cut ur ears off bro u dont deserve music
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>>156715289
disrespectfully, there are 2 >wmma on the main card
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Mighty midge looks like the type of dude who tells people they left their big gulp on their roof so it doesn't spill robbing you of a hearty kek
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beastnor almost landed that shit
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>>156717211
>Prime Usman would have torn him apart on the feet
do you think poosman would win a kickboxing fight against buckley
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if conor needs money that badly, he can easily fight jake/logan paul. i think those are fights that he can actually win
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>>156717252
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs6Vs32b63Q
>t. trendy "zoomer" shit
How old are you, honorabo' grandfathar chang?
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>i think those are fights that he can actually win
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>>156717286
I believe Wittman could solve the puzzle, yes
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How the fuck I do get rid of the bodyfat? I literally look like strickland but without being raped and bald
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Can anyone explain what /heem/ is about please
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>>156717365
Here everyone expects misery.
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>>156717360
You have to eat every two hours to get your metabolism high
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maybe eating less ice cream would help
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Thoughts on Meng?
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>>156717365
hairy estrogen enhanced men
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>>156717360
Try dry fasting for between 2-3 days. Be careful about doing any difficult physical activity once you're on the second day though, you'll feel very week and get lightheaded easily, but it is a great way to kick your body into burning any excess energy(fat) you have stored
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>>156717365
HEEM
EVERYONE
ESPECIALLY
MUSLIMS
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>>156717365
even yourself b
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>>156717066
He's washed and not washed simultaneously; multiple losses in a row albeit competitive and got a win over buck
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>ynr gooby making fun of KSI 10 years ago while they were playing UFC 2 and then begging him for a boxing match years later
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>>156717419
>dry fasting
huh? how
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>>156717360
I tried fasting during the week-ends and limiting my caloric intake to 1500calorieq and even when I reached a normal BMI i still looked skinny gzt so now I have given up. I'm diabetesmaxing although my bodyweight stabilized at 96kg
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>>156717463
It means you don't consume any food or liquid, whereas regular fasting is just not consuming food
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>>156717301
Little fag mick went to Sturgis in a fucking car what a kwab
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getting health advice from /heem/? let's go for that
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Fun fact a shot of olive oil reduces inflammation by 90%
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>>156717507
Olive oil is mostly fake
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>>156717507
inflammation of what? my dick? only twinks can take care of that
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>>156717517
Not if you get the good stuff. Extra virgin and cold pressed
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King Green is on a 4 fight winning streak at age 39, Hood style still hasn't cracked
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>BROOOO MCGOOBER IS SO RICH HE MADE LE 16 MILLION FROM THE FIGHT
that is literally what top boxers make per round you laughable mmaPOORs.
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>>156717479
not consuming any food or liquid during 2-3 days? you are mentally ill desu

i still think my problem is the ice cream, in winter i had almost no problem
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>>156715289
>good title fight
>wmma
>wmma
>geriatric vs busted prospect
>brain bleed victim vs bum
kinda shit to be honest
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>>156717526
Even that
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I started going to a new church on Sunday and ran into one of the current biggest prospects in UK MMA there. Small world huh?
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>current biggest prospects in UK MMA
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>>156717528
It's just a work you mark I'm sure there has been suspicious betting activity every time he fights
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Fun fact a shot of fake olive oil reduces inflammation by 90%
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>>156717301
Implying either of them would lower themselves to the point of taking a fight with goobs
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>>156717561
The UK mogs Canada in terms of MMA talent. You can only criticise our prospects if you're American, Brazilian, Russian or Australian
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>The UK mogs Canada in terms of MM- ACK
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>>156717565
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>>156717551
You met tomala?
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>>156717551
Mason jones?
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>>156717531
goob made roughly 80mil per round on sadaday nigh thoughever
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>>156717603
GSP is the exception that proves the rule.
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>>156717365
here everyone enjoys men
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Why are people on social media so flippant in trashing BSD? Yeah that was a dumb move he pulled off against Paddy but he literally beat Ruffy less than a year ago. He is still top 10 in one of the most competitive divisions in UFC
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>>156717626
I'm not actually Welsh, I'm Scottish. No idea why the website gives me the Welsh flag. It was Sean Clancy Jr, he's the current interim 170 champ in Cage Warriors, he'll be in the UFC soon after he gets the proper title and goes to Contender series or something like that
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last night i dreamed about killing goob maybe tonight i'll dream about eloping together with Ciryl Gane idk man
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Paddy fought like a scared boy hanging on for deer life
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homogoblin
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>>156717534
Fasting a couple of days but drinking plenty of water will do you much good, b. But you have to do it with some frequency which is why most people prefer to do intermittent fastings of 18-20 hours between meals, every day.
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>>156717758
all day
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>>156717773
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>>156717680
The consensus on Paddy has been seethe and delusional underrating since he started. People still seethe about the Gordon result years later, and every fight he gets into the narrative is that his opponent will kill him. Even after seeing what gaychee did to topoopia the consensus still was that bsd was going to maul him.

Combine that with mad gamblers whose parlays were "sold" by bsd and the narrative will be that he's a complete and utter bum that will never win a fight again.
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>>156717531
Boxers make that in 3 mins conor did it in 50 seconds, levels to this bud
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Tomala will never fight in the UFC again
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you guys think conor did it for the lolzies? I mean, the round lasted EXACTLY 69 seconds lolz
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>>156717874
Maybe maybe not maybe you have rot between your teeth and you need to get them checked at
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Yeah I ain't reading all that lil bro
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>>156717896
i'm self-conscious and you say these things about me
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Road house two where Conor is a old man in the bar who gets punched then goes on a epic rampage while having a walker
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>>156715207
If fucking Ian Gary is the guy that winds up being Islam, it's gonna be funny as fuck
Imagine getting your basically undefeated ass whipped by a weird, Idubbbz-esque cuckold.
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>>156717951
>the guy that winds up being Islam
we already know who he is, there is no twist idiot
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>>156717965
TWP? Yeah, Usman can get it done. But he's up against Big Dick Dric
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>>156717965
Sup spammy
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Why did they give Conor Max and not Chandler? Literally pointless matchup that Conor was 90% going to lose.
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>Zatdaddy's Big Brazza Cock sheathe
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>>156718044
Dana is obviously trying to tank Conor's value as much as possible before his contract runs out and he becomes a free agent
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Anyone else struggle to get the sweaty wank smell from their armpits even after shower and deodorant? It’s like an onion up in here ye.
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>>156718032
never mind that chump b how are you
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>>156718064
But Dana does Zuffa boxing now which Conor would most likely get signed to which Dana owns a chunk of
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Why do they call him us-man? Because he goes us us us when he boxes
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>>156718073
what
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>>156717384
Complete bullshit
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>Sup spammy
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>>156718073
For me it's days even week old nuts that get stick by my wisdom teeth and smell like absolute death when I do pick them out
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>>156718088
Zuffa wouldn't pay Conor anywhere near what the actual big Boxing promoters would
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*scrolls through the meme ridden thread*
damn some of y'all are real life fucken retarded
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>>156718124
dude what
>>156718128
no, I just shower and the smell goes away
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>>156718133
Many are saying this
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>>156718131
They paid 15 mil for Conor Benn what are you taking about.
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mayhem is a g
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Conor secured the check Michael fumbled the bag
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Can't wait for Lone'er to really make a comeback and get KO'd
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>>156718178
unfunny racist stereotype perpetuated by the yanks seething because France wouldn't play along with their retarded wars
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>>156716759
I'm turning 30 in 3 months. It sucks man. I've also done nothing with my life, absolutely nothing. I'm about to get my bachelors finally at least.
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>>156715282
sounds lile amateur hour then
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>>156718085
Just made home made blueberry muffins for myself, gonna smoke a joint and get my day started. What about you?
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>Just made home made blueberry muffins for myself, gonna smoke a joint and get my day started. What about you?
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Blueberry muffins revved him?
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>>156718260
eating some fresh fish (grilled) and making an offensive mega zoot, cool soda to wash it down, blueberry muffins sound delicious b
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>>156718220
at least you got a goal, you got get it champ
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>eating some fresh fish (grilled) and making an offensive mega zoot, cool soda to wash it down, blueberry muffins sound delicious b
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>>156718290
I love soda bro
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yo canada how come you never fucking mock me with a basedjack pick?
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>I love soda bro
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stupid wonk
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Look at this fucking idiot
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I want to see Conor fight a wolf. Maybe two wolves. Even a bear would suffice. It will be a better comeback.
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>stupid wonk
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>>156718334
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>Look at this fucking idiot
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>>156718368
what the hell
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>>156718371
ok this isn't funny anymore fag
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>ok this isn't funny anymore fag
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>>156718393
eurgh!
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>>156718401
Horrifying, isn't it?
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>>156715219
Yeah but does Ian Machado Garry really deserve a title shot over Ciggy Smoker or Morales?
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This retard gets revved up over nothing, loser
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>This retard gets revved up over nothing, loser
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>>156718411
if it was genocided i'd deny it i'll tell you that much for free
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Can't wait for this week-end, it's going to be epic. I'm team Usman btw
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it seems everyone except the helwanis are getting heemocided these days
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>>156718496
They must be doing something right, we should follow their example
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>>156718507
snipping good altruism evil?
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Clozapedo and tranny xneed. Who is grooming who?
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Joe Rogan met the machine elves and they turned him gay
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wonk's law is like mutt's law but about grooming instead of inter racial
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how did mel gibson know about the injury in advance
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Usman will finish dricus in the first round.
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My head hurts...
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>>156718638
With his mouth or his butt?
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How…
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>>156718651
Yo what the fuck is wrong witchu
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Is Max is gonna go the Chandler route and wait for Conor until he's old and more washed?
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>>156718722
You said Usman was gonna finish dricus, I'm just wondering how he's gonna do that before dricus knocks him the fuck out
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>>156718700
it's not like he came out of a cave we all saw this coming
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>>156718746
Oh i see how it is, you a funny man i see i see. But consider this, Usman will do what khamzat did but actually go for a sub
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>>156718700
Sun, drugs, booze, rape, steroids
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>>156718700
not bad for consuming more coke than all of mexico combined
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>>156718700
What don't you understand?
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Armdaddy
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There is zero physical proof of Conor doing cocaine y'all reaching
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>>156718822
He said himself he was doing bad tings on the yacht
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>>156718825
Sadly a factual post
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>>156718700
People age when they get older man
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>>156718786
He went from a good looking young man to a dwarf warrior from an RPG
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>>156718700
complete the cycle connor...
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>>156718768
poosman has attempted a sub like once in his hole career b
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>>156718858
It’s not normal for it to be that much, wtf. He could pass as 50 now
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>>156718700
He tooks some psych shit called Ibogaine, it's the last stand for druggies and boozers with addictions, in exchange for sobering up, it fries the guy's mind and gives him an ego death, that's why he looked like a muppet of the original Gooby
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>>156718700
pretty nasty things happen between 30 and 40
its gonna be bad mein negers!
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>>156718881
i guess we fine out sataday nite
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>>156718882
He probably has a lot of stressors owing to his fading skillset and image, as well as bad drug habits. I'm surprised he doesn't look worse
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UFeCes
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>>156718700
Dusdaddy loads got dis piggy plump!!!
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Do you think Dana wants to hype people up for another Conor fight and then have a similar result with him getting injured again or just losing in the first round easily?
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>>156718007
i still dont understand why dricus took this fight, beating the #9 welterweight doesnt do much for him does it?
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>>156718822
there's zero physical proof that bones has penetrated another male, but the circumstantial evidence is overwhelming, b. same-same with goob's drug habits.
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>>156718700
if he trimmed the beard and got a more flattering haircut he'll look young again
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>>156719009
he can’t main event again
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>>156719018
the apex still exits b
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Did you think you would live to see the day where Conor isn't a main event fighter?
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>>156719018
Would Conor taccept not being main event?

Who does he fight? Chandler to get heemed badly or taken down by little Hulk?
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Guys I'm telling you, Conor and Dana are friends, they're tight. Conor will definitely main another card and win. Besides he found God so it should be fine
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>>156718700
I'm the same age as Conor in 2021 but I will age like fine wine
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>>156719072
God can't fight for you inside the octagon.
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>>156719053
sean omalley at 155
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>>156719079
Or maybe God doesn't want him to fight anymore. It's full of pride and delusion for goob to think he's gonna come back off the yacht and beat somebody like min smolloway. He's already got a family, money etc. so what is he trying to get back in there for besides his own vanity?
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>>156718832
We was talking about pirating UFC events
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>>156719126
more like you was talkin' bout booty pirating b
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>>156719079
I think it literally says in the bible that God can fight your battles
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*shits the diaper*
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>>156718978
Literaly me
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Mark get in here this guy is drinking from a shoe!!
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>>156719223
HE'S DOING WHAT???
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They need to book Paddy vs Ilia. Ilia is going to be so fucking anxious going into the fight, he was anxious fighting Garth because of the humiliation factor of losing to someone that shouldn’t be able to beat him. The anxiety going into paddy will be even worse, imagine the total humiliation he will endure if that happens
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>>156719223
Thats crazy!
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>>156719199
>>156719251
you won't see Gane wearing silly outfits like this
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If Paddy's next win is respectable I will STOP hating him.
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>>156719273
the pics aren't real dumbass
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>>156719251
got a corey on im ee does
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so you like white men in diapers huhh? I bet you are a filthy biden supporter!
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>>156719275
Garth was a bump in the road. Patrick is on the path to greatness. And then the path to lots of cocaine and fucking trannies. I've forseen a great and exotic future for Patrick after a couple of salvia induced tape watching sessions
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>>156719289
Why are you lying? We all watched them walk out in these outfits live.
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>>156719289
we don't sign our posts here
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>>156719308
My diaper wearers are certified patriots.
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Hi please stop making ufc threads outside of heem no one gives a shit
Thank you
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>>156719363
Shut up boludo go die in the Falklands.
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My UFC nickname? "Precum Machine"
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I just dont wanna see arman tsarkpooyani fight.

Justin either walks trough him or gets wrestlefucked to a wonky decision which means no 155 title fight for another 8-12 months. grim.
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Kay Hansen makes MMA themed fetish humiliation porn with her boyfriend.
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>>156719404
charmin is taking too much gear to cut to 155 anymore
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She let me hit cuz I care for all the forest creatures, big and small
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Arman lost all aura once he started hanging with that annoying Indian kid
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Sacre bleu!
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>>156719439
he has to because thats the night fight. its kinda confirmed by now
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>>156719469
he lost what little aura he had long before that b
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Spammy is back into diapers I see
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Hey heads up if you say another man has aura youre a total fagmo. Thats like calling other men chads. Gaylord shit. Respectfully.
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>>156719453
Sup Sneed, how's the AGP treating you?
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>>156719439
>>156719485
next fight*

heemed. diaperposting is distasteful. just be a man and post your own shit dude
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Detecting sneed without him using the name is a superpower
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I was at a birthday party in a party room with a TV and laptop to watch the World Cup matches and UFC in the background, and we lost track of time, we were trying to frantically put on the main event and by the time we got the stream to work fight was over. Unlucky didn't get to witness it live.
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>>156716754
he looks more like his lookalike than his lookalike looks like him
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>>156719551
her*
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Just how good is Max Holloway
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>>156715444
Wasn't Conor a ginger? he has darker hair now, maybe whatever drugs he takes also changes your hair color
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I feel very vulnerable right now, I dunno, if someone tried to convince me to experiment with cross dressing I might do it lol. jk UwU
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>>156719642
Sup, how u doin?
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>>156719642
Sup sneed, how is budapest?
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>>156719642
gayne -> ganesissy pipeline. skeeeeeeeeery stuff b
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>>156719642
Sneed moment!
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>>156719642
teacher!!! gane is trying to copy off of my math test again!!
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Sneed is living rent free in your head.
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I wish I was she
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tell that nigga to pay up
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>>156719873
Nah fuck that!
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Hey pussy
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Conor McGregor vs Joe Son
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>>156719918
Why has your drug addled mind fixated on this phrase to the point you need to post it 50 times per day?
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>And now, just as Conor wanted to "send them back" and turn them away from Ireland's borders, well guess what, Conor... we're sending YOU back. We're turning you away.... It's over.
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Conor did not disappoint
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>>156720024
Did he really say this?
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So does a division where nobody in the top 15 is unbeaten mean its competition is better or worse
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>>156718890
Does Ibogaine expose your mind to demons like Ayahuasca?
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>>156720047
Yes, to Conor's face to boot.
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hey hey, hear me out

gooby vs faber
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>>156718909
im older and i have zero wrinkles
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Max vs Conor 3: Let's Get This Money!
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>>156720070
Because you are obese.
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Rountree out. Guskov in.
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>>156720116
I’ve never even heard of Guskov (casual here) he looks scary. Like a hairless chimp
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>>156720165
He's shit. Easy win for Ankalaev and a title shot.
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>>156720054
Ayahuasca is probably way more hardcore than ibogaine
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I'd knock out Luke Thomas and shove a cherry fizz vape up him bamhole
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Tom Segura and Christina P. separate after 18 years of marriage
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>>156720116
>>156720165
Let's. Fucking. Go
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>>156720211
Let's. Fucking. Go
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>>156720211
i have no idea who these "people" are, "mate"
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>>156720203
Hmm. Tasty
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>>156720070
fren, are you -by any chance- on that high fat low sunlight exposure finnish diet? its certainly good for skin. I neeted trough covid and some more.
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>>156720211
Tom thinks hes so hot now well guess waht bud your woifes gonna give me an rutsy tombrone now
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>>156720211
HEEEEEEEEEEEM
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>>156720211
Im gonna serve her an cum mukbang!!!!
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>>156720400
ex wife
so you're taking his sloppy seconds
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>>156720211
would
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gsp is so cool
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>>156720424
are you twelve years of age. Respectfully
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>>156720051
If the division's top 15 are all really good and the competition is open/frequent then it follows that nobody in that top 15 would be perfectly feated. Undefeated fighters at the top means that they have either had a very favorable climb up the ladder or the division is shit.
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the show must go on
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>>156720456
Getting horny?
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>>156720456
semen particles remain in a woman's vagina for years. that means every time you shag her you got tom segura cumming on you.
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>>156718300
hahaaha thats what the fin looks like
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>>156720456
If I used an car for 18 years until the wheels fell off and then I dumped it somewhere would it be bragworthy to go pick it up and drive by my place with my old beater when I got a new model sitting in the driveway?
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Bug Punjabi Dicks In Yo Ass Is Bad Fo Yo Health!!

- Wayne Gretzky
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>>156720529
most definitely 18 years is very impressive
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bloody fuck you
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>>156715754
defeated THE Dan "The HANGMAN" HOOKER, bitch!
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>>156720529
>Dude women that you marry are just like objects lol
Ok so you are 12
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>>156720519
>>156720529
not saying this to brag or scare you but I would mop the floor with both of your dead cold lifeless bodies and think nothing of it
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>>156720639
dustin if he was indian be like:
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>>156720645
this was in the context of somebody bragging about fucking his (ex) wife, I'm just saying its not really a brag b, don't need to be so on edge just cuz you're a milfhunter, we all gotta get by with what we got.

>>156720646
Oh yeah bud?
>*heems you*
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>>156720519
>semen particles remain in a woman's vagina for years. that means every time you shag her you got tom segura cumming on you.
this is why I dont lick pussy. Its gay. You kissing all the dicks that was there before you, and nowadays thats a whole bunch of dicks.

fucking a woman that old is not bragworthy. its the opposite.
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>>156720672
bloody fuck it is going to be dreadful for you my benchod
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>>156720704
what if you bite off?
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>>156720704
snizz nibbling is a homo hobby i am told by muslims
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I need me some teriyaki chicken
- Daniel Cormier
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>That fucking animal Rountree, I can't even say his name
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>>156720848
>Phil, you know the McGregor edits make you emotional
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>>156720869
>37 years old, just a kid
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My culture is not your meme. Stop producing AI edits featuring Lord of the Rings characters.
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don't start doing this reddit bullshit here
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sopranos posting is the lowest form of conversation
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>>156720704
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Oh boys, no more sopranos references. The american cuckboy doesn't want any more references >>156720909
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>>156720783
we heavily reject snizz licking here
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>>156720912
You're talking about a general littered with daddy and piggy posting
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If vagina retains semain then isn't fisting a form of violently heeming her past partners? They can't even defend themselves
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>>156717680
People don't see fights in terms of stylistic match ups but in terms of DBZ powerlevels that are sometimes based on pure aura. Basically
>Paddy is a cringe fat goober so his powerlevel can't be as high as BSD
>BSD loss so his powerlevel is not that high

That's it. It's obvious that a reckless fuck that likes to throw TDs with no set ups will get choked dead by a guy known for grabbing tight submissions on people trying to take him down lol, but if you think of this shit in terms of powerlevels then you can't find any explanation to this other than "woah his powerlevel must be lower than expected"
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Enjoy the last embers in the twilight of your dying sport before I put it out of its misery for good
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There's only one KhaBEAST
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>>156720941
you'll get it in about an hour or two maybe tomorrow morning
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There needs to be a fresh ring for the main event all that wear and tear is why Connor fucked his leg up if it was a fresh ring it would have had more bounce and cushioned his landing, Connor should sue
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>>156720898
fucking algorithm just recommends this to everyone for no reason thus signal boosting this garbage even more
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>>156720965
One loss, one life
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fresh slacky lads
https://youtu.be/zJ2rQbJxprM
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This raped piglet general actually picked that deformed brown faggot over Paddy the Daddy JEEEEEEEEEEEJ!!!
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>>156720941
Retard
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>>156720962
Ironically enough, a cringe fat goober was one of the most powerful characters in DBZ
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Apparently conor is going on PlugTalk next week
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>>156720954
We will record your observation for later review. Thank you concerned citizen.
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>>156720929
there are of course always exceptions
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>>156721019
Whats PlugTawlk b
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>This raped piglet general actually picked that deformed brown faggot over Paddy the Daddy JEEEEEEEEEEEJ!!!
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>>156721029
Fuck I want to bring Erin home to meet my mother, then creampie her after dinner
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>>156721019
you'd think he has a better bagman in la
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>>156721038
is it that one where the pawldcass is just foreplay to fuggin that guys wife b?
>>
How many Salahdine Parnasse fights have you seen?
How many Eduard Vartanyan fights have you seen?
How many Rajabali Shaidullaev fights have you seen?
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>>156721074
I dont konow I only litsen to NPR
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>>156720998
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>>156721095
One fight of the third guy in that list, during the blank period where UFC was inactive, rizin was spreading their shows
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you and me gotta fuck
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>>156720165
>Fight cancelled
>Fight cancelled
>Draw
>Loss
>Fight cancelled
>Loss
>Draw
>Fight cancelled
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>>156721047
Embarrassing yourself >>156718382
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>>156721029
yes yess a lil bit of snizzin is excusable. you know, when you find that special snizz, only then. I would bury my face into this braphog if you know what I mean.
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>>156720184
gus is jerry 2.0
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Hey spammy are you gonna switch up on your boy Paddy the same way you switched up on your boy Tom Aspinal after the Gane fight?
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>>156721095
The Netflix one
Didn't he train Ronda?
5 or 6?
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>>156716080
daniel is such a bitch he's clearly using the chase can to spit it out
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>>156716535
bullet with butterfly wings
>>
Quinton "Rampage" "Diddy Booty" "Conor McNigger" Jackson
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>>156720929
Just like "we" heavily reject marrying a woman that has kids with multiple men, aye bubba?
>>
Gf is picking me up to go to the gym see you virgins later
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>>156721147
Crossfit gives women the body of a man, but wmma fighters tend to have the faces of men, while still keeping a noticeably feminine physique
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>>156717528
against literal who's
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>>156721228
>noticeable feminine physique
b there might be 5 wmma in history where you could even defend that assertion
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>>156721214
THATS DIFFERENT!
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>>156721214
>multiple men
?? there was never no multiple men fathers
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>>156721233
against literal fighters you said would beat him, im afraid... which means you dont understand mma. you simply dont have an eye for the sport
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>>156720987
He called Okamoto a dick sucker. Kek
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>>156721276
I mainly mean in comparison to Crossfit chicks
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This place is so shit rn
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>>156721224
look at this snizz licker. what a giant faggot.
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>>156721305
Fraid so. Sad as it is. I'm scared.
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>>156721228
>Crossfit gives women the body of a man
she is free to beat me up during her roid rage. even better *winkyface emoji
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>>156721487
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>>156721492
This dude is awesome keep spamming him please it's my favorite meme on heem atm
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>>156721510
Yeah it's so funny lol
>>
Khalil ducky
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>>156721560
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>>156721510
This "dude" is a fucking patriot. Show some respect



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