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Sharks Edition
>>156699320
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>>156725929
Literally nothing stopping them from winning the 2028 Stanley cup
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From the way Gary has mismanaged the horrific events in Chicago to his refusing to acknowledge a link between traumatic brain injury and CTE, for doing nothing to help retired players, for calling the NHL a “family”, for the Dept of Player Suspensions, for the way the game is marketed, for the lack of any coherent global strategy, for turning his back on issues like painkiller, ambien and toradol abuse, for his lack of empathy and caring, for his 3 lockouts and all the lies. It’s time for Gary to go.

#removegary
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>>156725929
I've been told there was going to be a /hoc/ barbecue coming up. What are you all bringing?
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>>156726035
didn't hear about a barbecue but there was a graduation party (invite only)
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Morons.
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>>156726072
that was on Saturday it ruled
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>>156725986
>It was the off season
>Abunch of trades happened
Nothing stopping Canada from not winning a Cup again
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>>156725990
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Okay so riddle me this. Hellebyuck has been on the open market and the Oilers have had 0 interest in a real goaltender and don't bullshit me McDavid could take another paycut. DO YOU WANT THE CUP OR NOT???
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>>156726085
how many people showed up
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speaking of graduations when does luna and JVOEL graduate?
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>>156726182
graduate is just a code word for die of aids (just like chloe)
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>>156726155
maybe like 150 in and out
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>>156726144
What can they afford to move
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>>156726230
damn that's a popular kid
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>>156726035
I'm bringing fruit salad
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>>156726088
chud
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>>156726035
Store bought potato salad, and yes I will only be eating meat
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>>156726133
Thank you Gary
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>>156726035
a soccer ball
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>>156725929
Are sharks fans still drinking toilet water??
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>>156726433
it was a girly toilet so he's good
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https://x.com/penguinpit/status/2076698086437536208/video/1
swedefrens, 1) do you usually sunbathe or swim naked with your brother and 2) how dangerous are your squirrels?
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>>156726556
I heard it was a bodybuilding toilet
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>>156726035
I'm bringing Bud's bean casserole.
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>>156726665
what's gay about being naked around your bro? I bet you sauna with a towel
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>>156726665
I know you're american but is your wife australian
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>>156726665
squirrels are really, really fast
a lot faster than dead shrimp on the grill
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>>156726737
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>>156726737
oh, like a separate building? i guess i didn't think anyone would want to hop in one in the middle of summer.
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>>156726804
that bodybuilding magazine has bench press tips ୧༼ಠ益ಠ∩༽
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>>156726665
to be fair it could be rabid
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>>156726858
how terrifying and also embarrassing!
there's no rabies here (or squirrels), but the bats can give you something. not that people are usually being attacked by bats.
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>One Facebook user in Kamloops stumbled upon a hockey sticks listing from Stanley Cup Champion Logan Stankoven

JEWED
Thank you Tulsky
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Huomenta but the opposite
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Celebrini is the next Crosby
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>>156727076
wtf did Gary still all his money he has to sell his sticks?
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huomenta anon
toilet water anon
bodybuilding mag anon
diablo 3 anon
mass effect anon (same person)
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>>156727511
they keep starting those semen retention programs at younger and younger ages
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>>156725990
But gary is based
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>>156727613
Crosby taught him that nofap will unlock amazing powers
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just logged in
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gary should consider a home run derby
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just woke up from a 6 hour nap
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bud1
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bud did not 1
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Bud this, Bud that, Buddy I don't care!

- Sent from my IPad
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>>156727892
true
>>156727898
you're gay
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>>156727898
t. lost to bud and broke toe
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>>156727877
didn't ask you shoot sissy
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>>156727973
nah broken toe is me i acknowledge bud and mitches wins multiple times per day
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yummers!
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>>156728028
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Kevin Stevens? now that was a hockey player
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Imagine McNigga's seethe after Eichel cleared the west just to lose to a bunch of window cleaners and landscapers. kwab.
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That should be me holdin' your hand
That should be me makin' you laugh
That should be me, this is so sad
That should be me, that should be me
That should be me feelin' your kiss
That should be me buyin' you gifts
This is so wrong, I can't go on
'Til you believe that that should be me (Ooh, ooh)
That should be me (Ooh, ooh)
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they shot a bud won once
in my hometown
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got the eepy sleepies, bros
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why would seattle trade such an alpha?
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dont fuck with a flameschad
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>>156728317
why would anyone trade anything for shane shite?
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it was a girly magazine
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>>156728317
He's just too alpha for this shit team. That's why he's a 3C.
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>>156728465
this nigga looks so gay he's probably in magazines
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kek i heard tiny fumbled another one
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>>156728512
you mean tiny r con?
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we love the tonester here
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>>156728588
do we? Jesus Zak
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heard the zigman showed up on raw that rules
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>>156728670
got baited on twitter because i'm retarded and it was from when he showed up last time KWAB
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>>156728512
hope based enzo shows up to
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>>156725986
Florida will
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>>156728670
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>>156725986
They'd have to make the playoffs first
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>>156728787
if brady's your difference maker idk what to tell you bub maybe try apehoops and work your way back?
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>>156729077
Retard
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>The Ducks tried multiple times to sign Leo Carlsson throughout the season but his agent and his dad kept refusing with the goal of dragging it out until they got to the offer sheet
Lmao fuck this kid. He just kneecapped his own team. When they don't contend for a cup it will be 100% his fault.
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about three hours away from the 1 year anniversary of the phone call that mom died rip
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>>156729353
F
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>>156729370
finna take dad to get some flowers and visit her grave, make him a nice dinner, and watch a movie with him and the cat
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>>156729383
you're a good man
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>>156729391
thank you man, i try my best. for now it's beers and raw is war.
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>>156729333
will it though? or will it be the ducks GM fault for not signing him for 10mil the year before?

fuck em. its 90 million dollars.
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oba is so fucking dimes
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>>156729413
ducks fans been calling for his head kwab
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>>156729479
he rules
i haven't marked for anyone this much since when brock was new
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>>156729501
yeah i just listened to the podcast so i take back my previous post, turns out leo and his agents refused any offers and were waiting for july 1st all along
theyre gonna boo him kwab
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just took a 3 flush marner
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>iyo's asshole on roxy's face
giwtwm
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Now that it is over, describe the Hayley Wickenheiser Maple Leafs era with one word.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwnmjDV2G3o
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>>156729515
i don't know what to make of all that, but going on a show and saying it's all your fault seems like something an agent would absolutely never do under any circumstances unless there was a gun to their head.
anyway, they said they were waiting on bedard, not an offer sheet, which is more logical and not tantamount to a sports agent stepping in front of a train.
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>>156729635
it just came off like they shifted the blame onto leo and leos dad. apparently leo was knocked off his feet by the size of the contract and his dad just insisted that he has to sign. felt like they were trying to get the ducks off the hook kind of
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>>156729657
yeah, there's obviously some blame shifting going on here, though i don't see much benefit in protecting verbeek at your own expense. it seems like they're going for the price shock, like you said, and the failure to get a guideline figure rather than a serious plan to ruin everyone's day. it'll be interesting to see how it plays out.
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>>156729333
Good
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Rarely see any Russian posters here anymore.
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>>156730571
all died in the war
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>be the wild
>cripple your team in 2012 with the asinine contracts to parise and suter
>eventually have to buyout the contracts
>be the wild now
>cripple your team with the asinine overpays to kraprisoft and quitt hughes
wdtmbt
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>>156730590
alarmingly true
>>156730532
is this one of those situations where ketchup is imminent?
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>>156729592
>laffs
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imagine not using that 18 million somewhere else and grabbing four first rounders, if your gm played in the show your team is cooked
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>>156732053
Cope Yzerman wouldn't have matched
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>>156732183
my bad the wings are THRIVING
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two massive marners and a liquidy matthews before 8am, it's gonna be one of those days i guess.
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my hanging with mr cooper dvd boxset finally arrived :)
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> Giroux fires back: "Look, I didn't call Chayka a kike faggot, I told him he was acting just like a kike faggot. See the difference? Also, >laffs"
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Slept 12 hours for the second night in a row. Huwat a life.
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how come patrik "healthy since January" laine can't catch on with an NHL team
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Patrik Laine welcome to tappara
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>>156732774
Showing all the classic symptoms of Finnish bust disease
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>>156732566
*goes back to being useless in ottawa*
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* last place laffs go back to... last place *
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*last place laffs with the same number of playoff wins as the 5th in the division
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>>156732666
Chayka only eats kosher.
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>>156733005
>last place laffs
Yes
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>>156733044
>yes
ottawa with zero playoff wins
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>last place laffs with zero playoffs
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>zero playoff wins sens with zero cups
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does Ivan demidov really have as many playoff series wins as Auston Matthews? Demidov was a rookie and Matthews has been in the playoffs for like a decade
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>last place laffs with zero playoffs and no cups
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senaturd fans are delusional
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>>156732666
What's the difference between sleeping 12 hours and 4 hours when you're unemployed? Why do you care?
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>>156733285
dying your hair blue makes your hair look even thinner and stringier than normal, you're not fooling anyone
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>>156733246
>fans are delusional
Yes, lafftards are like that.
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Anything new with the Flames?
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>>156733373
just like your senaturds
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Going to lose my mind if I hear 1 more NJ Devils fan make the statement that “the team has improved in the off-season” ….. losing markstrom the starting goaltender and nemec the most clutch d man and only adding Evan Rodrigues isn’t a step forward at all like what the fuck are all these idiots thinking here
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>>156729413
lmao it will be funny if he goes all Pettershit and the Ducks are stuck with him and his contract
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>>156733386
No, no team is as delusional as...
>laffs
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>>156733431
except your senaturds
>biggest offseason splash is re-signing a useless geriatric
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>>156732666
What’s the trick? I haven’t slept that well since school
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>>156733450
>offseason splash
Yes, lafftards like delusional splashing.
>laffs
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>>156733450
>useless geriatric
Who ((( chayka ))) wanted kwab
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>>156733514
Shit bot
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>>156733527
tyfyc
>laffs
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>>156733526
yet staois signed
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>>156733604
yet last place laffs are forever shit
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It’s going to be a scorcher today
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>>156733621
just like your zero cup senaturds
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>>156733649
>zero cup
>laffs
Yes
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>>156733663
more delusion from the shit fanbase that has never won a cup
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>>156733674
>never won a cup
>laffs
Correct
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Looks like I missed the start of real retard hours but it's shaping up to be a double shift with overtime
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>>156733685
retard
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>>156733718
>laffs
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>>156733723
>senaturds
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>>156729592
They stepped on are flag
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bud1
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>>156733702
/hoc/ is first ones on the ice and the last off
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>>156734141
We're only last because we can't figure out the door
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Had a few too many vodka cranberries last night
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>>156734251
Jen
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What's the point of Gary making the war go hot again to raise Albertan Oil revenues if he isn't going to remove the salarycap and allow our flames to use the money?
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Just logged in and had a few thoughts.
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>L’Armada de Blainville-Boisbriand est vendue à l’Américain John Moreland qui promet de conserver l’équipe sur la Rive-Nord de Montréal
he's definitely moving the team to new york or maine
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>>156734528
Save some for me next time
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>>156725990
gary bettman will never be removed because of "muh money" and the endeavor for another sunbelt shithole so he can get an owner who's retarded enough to put a toddler on the cup over those who deserve it
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>>156733463
Sleeping pills.
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>>156735195
thoughts on your victory over trb?
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>>156734957
this nigga pondering the Eleusinian Mysteries and the Mycenaeans
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>>156733382
they cancelled sport radio in calgary so there will never be news about our Flames ever again. Very sad situation only mitigated by the fact local radio personalities I dislike are now unemployed.
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>>156735298
haha bunch of faggots unable to support a radio station
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>>156733382
Congratulations to Flames President of Hockey Operations Don Maloney, who has been inducted into the New York Hockey Hall Of Fame
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>>156735229
I should invest in those. What brand?
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>>156735561
Teds Season Ticket.
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>>156735561
These ones
*heems you*
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>>156735642
you really thought this was clever didnt you
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>>156735663
I did (and it was).
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The Los Angeles Kings have contacted the Vancouver Canucks about Elias Pettersson, but the biggest obstacle may not be Vancouver’s asking price.

Los Angeles needs a top-six center following Anze Kopitar’s retirement, yet adding Pettersson’s $11.6 million cap hit would require the Kings to clear nearly $10 million in net salary.

Would Pettersson rediscover his 100-point form in Los Angeles?
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>>156735694
dont quit your day job (like you have one) kid
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>>156735694
it wasn't
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Don't look back in anger, /hoc/
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New chel cover dropped
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>>156735840
thanks mack, i know exactly where the penis goes
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>>156735840
very cool, still shan't be buying it
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>>156735840
Imagine if his penis was hanging out
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i need to share the sharks with these people
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>>156735647
Thanks. I need 12 hours of sleep
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>>156735982
>SHORKS
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>>156735982
>gay area team has a bunch of fags as fans
shocking
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good luck to the sharks but they will never stand a chance to our Flames
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>>156736272
it's true, they were shoulder to shoulder in the being shit and run by a retard competition but it seems that the flames have pulled far ahead
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>>156735840
I'll probably get this one when it goes on sale in April or whatever since I haven't bought one since 2017
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Imagine not being a fan of the Flames
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>>156735720
Who the fuck is trading for Pettersson at all
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i have 3 days left to sniff korean qt's chair. i'll be skipping her going away lunch today for maximum sniffage since the office will be empty. fuck i'm sad she's going bros
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>>156736407
>fog, dust

Both commonly found in the dump known as the paddledome
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>>156736600
>the most kino stadium in the league is le bad
go back, you don't understand soul.
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>>156736779
if by kino you mean borderline condemned then it's definitely the kinoest
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>>156736555
>skipping an opportunity to talk to her and ask her out so that you could sniff the source directly
Sad
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McDavid at 20, '16-'17
>Hart
>Art Ross
>Ted Lindsay
>Led the team to their first playoff in 11 seasons

All in one season

Your "generational superstars" will never touch heights like this.
Period.
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>>156736555
you fumbled this bro. You can recover but you need to go to the lunch. You need to lightly hit on her at the lunch and say something like you just noticed her when you can get her one and one and then get her number (just ask for it retard, again when you two are one and one). Tog et her one on one after lightly flirting Tell her you have something important to ask her privately and then ask her if she can tie your shoes
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>>156736555
>>156737113
>Tell her you have something important to ask her privately and then ask her if she can tie your shoes
no you need to ask if you can tie her shoes. when she says yes tell her to spin around because it's easier for you to tie them facing away from you. then you can sneak some sniffs in straight from the tap.
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>>156736555
If you want to get in her pants bust out this soundtrack, guaranteed success.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWJHhCpc2fU
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Per #NHLBruins PR:

-Kevyn Adams has been named Senior Advisor to the GM.
-Dennis Bonvie promoted to AGM (Player Personnel)
-Jeremy Rogalski promoted to AGM (Analytics and Strategy)
-Alex Gimenez named Director of Hockey Ops (CBA)

Also, Evan Gold leaving the team on 8/1.
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At the office today bros and one of my autist co-workers hasn't stopped staring at this one Asian girl for the last week or so and even tries to sniff her chair when he thinks no one is looking lol, he eats raisins all the time and spilled a box of them next to her office yesterday lmao
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>>156737227
damn bro that's crazy...

WHOOOOOOOO????
CARES
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>>156736833
>>156737113
>>156737191
>>156737217
thanks for the laffs bros but it's just not happening. this girl is a high maintenance stacy and not at all worth the effort or humiliation
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>>156737312
>not at all worth the humiliation
>fartfag
isn't humiliation the whole point?
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>>156737348
it can't be because nobody sees me doing it. only you guys and some kpop posters know about it
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>>156735840
why did they scrap the original cover?
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>>156737312
i married a high maintenance stacie they are the best. Bro stop being a bitch and believe in yourself. She will hit you with the bitch shield but its just to test your resolve. Plow through it.
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>>156737408
Well that's a lie
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>>156737408
Nta but thanks for the advice. WAGMI
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>>156737408
>>156737453
i gotta agree with leaf 2. i'm not buying it
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>>156737380
2 based 4 the nhl
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>>156737380
Because those are Olympic jerseys
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I should really try baseball
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>>156737513
i pitched a perfect game in The Show yesterday
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>>156737565
when are these stunads gonna stop being chooches and put the show + nhl on pc?
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>>156736779
>barren concrete hellscape
>kino
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>>156737608
no idea bud i cant even remember the last season pc gamers got any sport
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>>156737626
we get NFL for some reason but i dont even watch it
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>>156737408
>married a Stacy but still posts on /hoc/
Yeah sure and I'm not a gay homo retard lol
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>>156737652
i like the ncaa football better to be desu
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im not posting my extremely attractive wife to hoc, sorry.
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Nobody asked.
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>>156737739
What's your favourite team? I'm sorting out what team I'll choose for baseball
>>156737901
a sad day for /cuckg/
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>>156737930
Pittsburgh haha yarr
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>>156737608
>the show
play ebaseball pro spirit instead
>nhl on pc
soon I hope. they just gave us cfb on pc, rumors of the new ufc on pc too.
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Got too drunk last night and promised a hooker I'd take her to wonderland this weekend even though I know she's just using me for free fastpass and a ride into the GTA .
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/finally/
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>>156738016
zero aura
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>>156737988
does wonderland have a buccaneer ride
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>>156737930
Cubs are my team but joining the bandwagon after 2016 seems kinda fishy. They are the best team though. WGN Fan Cam is comfy.
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>>156738037
as if you'd know
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>>156738058
I'd choose cubs because they have (apparently) historically the earliest games amongst all teams which is good for a waffle king
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>>156738076
i think the cubs and pirates usually end up playing quite a few day time games. also some teams like detroit and the pirates also start many of their games at like 630 instead of 7-730. might be able to watch some of those.
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>>156738052
Na
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>>156738060
here's aura
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here's another
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>>156738170
>>156738196
>shows up to team rape
>gets raped
lost his aura
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>>156738170
>>156738196
toothpick shoulder man. no thanks.
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and another
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>>156738153
does JT know about this?
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>>156736111
how do they all have such perfect teeth?
i thought wrestlin' was a sport for white trash
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>>156736779
>terrible viewing angles due to the design
>prone to flooding due to the location
for me, soul, implies i can watch the game while staying dry
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>>156738216
that's 3x gold medalist + ROTY for you chump
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>>156738256
Gays have good hygiene
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Connor Bedard more like Connor Retard

Macklin Celebrini more like Faglin StinkyWeenie
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>>156738606
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>>156738606
you hate em', because you aint em'
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I'm married to a goth Flames fan with huge tits
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>>156738657
pics or it didnt happen
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Can love blossom on the battlefield?
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Are Swedish and Finnish hockey leagues more Twink Bottom or Bear Top-dominated?.
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>>156738688
okay fine she's trans who cares they're still big
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>full rebuild in three weeks
looks like we dont call them chaykas here anymore
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>>156738901
big is big if y'know what i'm saying
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>>156738170
>>156738196
>>156738225
why did the rapehawks get him
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>>156739048
*checks notes*
verified
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>>156738214
it took one day
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>>156739048
We still do (and always did) call them Marners.
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>>156739172
what this image doesnt portray is our late evening together on october 10
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What should be the NHL team of choice for the Iberian man
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>>156739323
Flames are the choice for everyone
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> Chayka blasts back at Giroux: "I cut my ear ringlets and stopped wearing the funny cap so that goy's got no business calling me a kike faggot."
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>Giroux's ultimatum to Staois: "I dont give a fuck how worthless I was in the playoffs, either give me a contract or I'm playing for the the closest divisional rival I can."
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>>156739526
>...except the fucking laffs.
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>>156739607
we'll never know since staois caved lol
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The >shorks are building a dynasty. Our kitties will leave the torch to them.
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>>156739638
>know
We know he turned down more money because...
>laffs
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in montreal they rape you if you're under 5'10
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>>156739711
>know
you mean it was rumored
what we KNOW is that he chose to stay where he proved to be worthless
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>>156739859
>what we KNOW...
...is that laffs are shit and he turned down more money from ((( chayka )))
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What team does this depict?
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>>156740069
>...is that laffs are shit
just like your senaturds
>he turned down more money from ((( chayka )))
source?
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>>156740194
Ducks this offseason
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Out buying lube for the purposes of masturbation and was nervous AF because the cashier looked like a qt from a glance but luckily it was just a tranny
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>>156738196
he's got juicy cherry lips
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>>156740205
Excuse me, it should be...
>last place laffs
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>>156740496
with the same number of playoff wins as giroux
lmao
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>>156739804
he likes it
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Remember the sharks were really good for over a decade and they never won anything
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>>156740772
Just like my Islanders
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>>156740438
you know you can buy that stuff online, right?
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>>156738016
ok now post the real cover
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>>156740772
>the sharks
You mean Joe Thornton
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>>156740592
>playoffs
No, last place laffs failed to qualify.
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>>156740952
Well yeah
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>>156740950
Stanley Cup legends
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>>156741019
despite that achieved the same number of wins in the playoffs as the senaturds
but staois got his man, the geriatric with zero impact
>>
>he put his family dog's name on the Stan Lee, and Gary still wants us to take his little league seriously
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>>156740952
cheechoo had 50 goals once didn't he
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>>156741067
Well you need more then one man to have a stan Lee winning team
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>>156739804
No wonder Marchand left the Quebec juniors
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if devin cooley wins the cup he should ask gary to engrave his bunny's name on it
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For me, its taking in the atmosphere at games and snapping a lot of photos for memories
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>>156741675
bnnuy
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>>156741675
that bunny look like he's standing on two cheese burger patties
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>>156741207
>staois got his man
Who last place laffs' ((( chayka ))) offered more money kwab.
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god what a pussy fucking "sport" you have here, Europe
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>>156742173
but chose to remain worthless in ottawa lmao
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>>156740914
>not gooning to the qt trans cashier that sold you the lube
are you gay or something
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>>156742804
>remain worthless
Yes, last place laffs have been that for 70 years.
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got a good idea for the next thread
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>>156743527
just like your senaturds
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>>156739364
Can I get a cooler one
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>>156743743
But I love them all
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>>156743665
someone will invariably ruin it, but feel free, Champ
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>>156743745
Samir, you stink like a fresh pile of dogshit.
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>>156743953
that someone is always you, raped retard
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>>156743745
>last place laffs
>>
matt petgrave got in trouble for kicking an opposing player once
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>>156743805
how about Winnipeg? are you fond of the smell of jet fuel?
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plan the parade they're winning it all
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>>156743965
im white
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>>156744121
>playoff winless turds
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>>156739323
Oilers, they take a siesta in the middle period every game
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>>156744451
>no playoffs last place laffs
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>>156744710
with the exact same playoff wins as the senaturds
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>>156744320
OK, sure, Samir.
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>>156744857
>please be brown
no
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>>156744834
>exact same playoff
No, last place laffs too shit to qualify.
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Omar gave up defending his senaturds?
Sad
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>>156744978
yes, senaturds too shit to win a single playoff game
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>>156745004
the mildcuck and trb have taken up the shield
>>
air is spicy today
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>>156744173
>>156744679
I will be following both of these teams and choosing depending on which one I like watching more. I don't know anything about Edmonton or Winnipeg though I hope they are nice to visit.
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>>156745271
Kwarb
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not a big fan of the racism lately
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>>156745655
>I'm White
BASED IF TRUE
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>he was a fan of the racism once but now, seemingly, it's lost its shine for him
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>>156746026
the stench is only coming from your room
im white and smell great
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>>156745852
>lost
much like what you did against bud
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>>156746172
that im white? yeah you really have a problem with that
>>
the mildcuck won't stop accusing others of being brown
i wonder why
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It bothers me as a rangers fan that 90% of nhl off ice personalities are either Black or Women but there’s not a single prominent Black Woman …. Is that really what youd call progress? Go blue
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>>156747125
>as a rangers fan
Then why do you not know they're called the rags?
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Gary
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>samirposter slapped by the janny
you love to see it
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Sooooooooooo whose hired her since then?
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>>156747932
that kids gimmick fucking sucks
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>>156747996
too bad he wont learn
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>>156748051
Your stench is the great teacher, Samir.
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>>156748344
see this is what i meant, im white and youre ban evading
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>>156747958
i wanna see her scream like this at a refnigger
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>>156748427
You're...
>last place laffs
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>>156748558
who gives a fuck about the laffs and their futility except a retard like you
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I just had to move this picture to my Sharks folder and figured I would post it too anyway.
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applied to home Depot so I can get supplemental income for my anime and hockey figurines
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>>156748889
Classic
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I was promised one Shane Wright by now...
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>>156748685
>who gives a fuck about the laffs
Samir
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>>156749113
idk if the canucks team could handle such an alpha being thrown into the mix
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Thanks jannies
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France might lose prepare to save the thread
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>>156749121
ok, but im not samir or a laffer
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>>156749830
i prayed as such, inshallah. praise be to spain, who recommended me a baseball team
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>>156748903
I spent the 2000s dripping with so much Tony Stewart 20 swag I got for free working at the depot in HS
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>>156749830
Sorry Habs fans.
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>>156747958
PWHL
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just threw up bro's
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>>156752067
Why
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>>156752140
He had to match Leo Carlsson's offersheet
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>>156752067
Just like my flames
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>>156752140
dont know felt nauseous and ran to the bathroom and spit up violently and pulled a muscle in my side
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>>156749830
>down 2-0 with 80 minutes to go in a soccer game
>might lose
It's guaranteed over
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>>156752602
Maybe you should get that checked out
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>>156750014
Then stay out of it, retard.
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>>156752602
Probably just pregnant. Congrats.
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>>156752602
I have the same reaction when people mention the laffs
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>>156753495
have you considered talking to a doctor about it
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*walks into /hoc/*
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>>156752602
brush your teeth if you haven't already
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>>156744242
I could 100% outrun him, and I haven't done a proper run in 8 years.
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they'd have mcdavid like this in the finals and /hoc/tards would still expect a hat trick or he's a bust.
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>>156752067
Were you drinking?
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>>156755423
mcdavid puts himself in that situation on purpose every game
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>>156755423
Sorry I thought hockey was a team sport
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>>156753715
*heems your dumbass right away*
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>>156755423
Yes
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>>156755672
Maybe on planet retard
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Have some threads I plan to make but probably can’t until like an hour after the soccer game is over due to soccer spam.
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Wild bros we got our guy
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>>156755981
lazy fuck
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>>156755684
Thay's a real beatdown by a real nigga. Respect.
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>>156756086
I mean this nicely but who?
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>>156756495
That’s not lazy it’s just being realistic
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>>156756639
where are the threads then?
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any trades today?
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>>156757120
you've been traded to /cric/
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Someone got 12 posts deleted and. One of them had replies to them lol
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>>156756086
the wilds is for moose only
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>>156757301
Cope
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>>156756086
>czech
into the trash it goes
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Keep bumping the thread
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Frogs got kwabed
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ughh... go knights !!
>>
Greetings from planet retard.
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>>156756086
Has there ever been a good freakishly tall goalie
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>>156725929
bump
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>>156757913
How’s the weather there?
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>>156757990
Do Italians watch the nhl?
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#ProudGooner
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>>156758229
Wtf
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>>156758004
i can't tell, the window is too high
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davo will have his cup soon
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/hoc/, the soccer players are kissing, this sport may be for you
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>>156758760
lol
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>>156758760
downloading the yify rip rn
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>>156758229
Uhmmm hello? Based Department?
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>france = colofraudo assves
>mbappe = mackwabinnon
KWABS
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>>156757984
Ben Bishop's numbers are way better than I thought they were, that must have been a weird career
>>
what a cute couple :3
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>>156759221
wtf
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>>156758760
Interesting proposal but wrestling satisfies that itch for me
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>>156759327
Jen
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i wish i was retarded enough to enjoy fake fighting kwab
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/goofygen/
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>>156759464
I sometimes watch wrestle mania but didn’t even bother this year
>>
fighting the good fight
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>>156759898
What fight?
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>>156760027
/sp/'s ownership of course
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>>156760180
Based
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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee-you know me n' my yung bluds holding the bay set down for Moneybags Mike
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>page 6
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>>156760753
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>>156760399
they took to the nurse trade so well
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>>156760399
this is what we get for hiring that criminal for a season
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Still can’t believe the sharks traded for nurse
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>tfw your team drafts a finn
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>>156760399
Perfect match
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>>156760961
all for the low price of their only defensive prospect that was working out
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>>156736111
bayley loves the sharks bro she's from san jose
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>>156758112
lot's of mediterranean Yuro countries watch ice hockey, and Italy's league was founded back in the 1930s
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>>156760961
Once an Oiler, always an Oiler
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Two days until the schedule drops
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>>156758984
>Spain has a single Cup victory
so Spain are the Vegas of the WC, then? yes?
>/hoc/'s analogies are the best
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>>156761089
pretty sure all hockey players work out
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>>156761846
Retard
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i think the nuckies are cape verde except they actually beat argentina(regular season avs)
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>>156761040
All these years later and she was so so right
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>>156761670
Can’t wait
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MY spuddies are getting sued by the NCDC since they left to go to the NAHL.
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freeze tanks with my queen Emily on a hot summer day :)
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>>156762311
You have to be a retard to do this
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>>156761063
Fucking bandwagoning bitch. Luckily Celebrini is gay
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>>156762311
we don't freeze our emilys here
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>>156762182
Yeah, that sucks
>do they have a case against the teams, though?
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>>156762631
thoughts on the crushing defeats you suffered at the hands of bud and mitch?
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>>156762729
Faggot
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>>156762770
bud1
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>>156762311
I want to sauna with her
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>>156762631
probably kek it seems like they just dipped
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Found a pretty epic Meme on Facebook earlier haha
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I wonder what kind of girl would wear a Darnell Nurse Sharks jersey
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>>156763198
A retarded one
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>>156762895
well, I hope they can save the team, even if they have to find someplace else or another conference to play with
>Also, Idaho could use an AHL team, a WHL team and perhaps if OHL is feeling adventurous, we could chat, no signatures, just some small talk
More Ice Hockey In Idaho, lads, oodles more
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>>156763275
why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
>>
>>156763332
excellent post
>>
>>156763332
>>156763335
incredible posts
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>>156763198
Evil silicon valley girlboss
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>>156763198
The ones with a penis
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>>156763541
pre-op or post-op?
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>>156763332
absolute banger
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>>156763599
Post op girls with a penis aren't girls you worthless chud
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>>156763332
Lmao trb cried to the jannies again
Kys you middle aged loser
>>
just found out girls can have penises too?? wtf??????? is this true?
>>
>>156762581
can I still freeze my reesy-pieceys?
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>>156763931
we don't call those that here now
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>>156763887
yah
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>>156761803
Idk wtf Spain is but France are definitely the Assves since they were the favorites before the WC even started, has 1 of 2 top scorers in the WC only get kwab'd.

(Ingerland vs Asspain final)
>>
smoking a joint outside, I got some good ideas for the next thread
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>>156763128
Jen
>>
>that dude thinks the WC officiating team is going to let Jolly Ol' Englund through
you're high as fuck
>>
>>156764574
I think you’re in the wrong thread
>>
does jason robertson actually want to go anywhere? Is this a man with no plans?
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>>156764655
He filled for arbitration so I guess he’s staying in Dallas
>>
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got sold darts by a tranny
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>>156764644
see
>>156764275
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>>156764690
do they taste the same? will you ever recover from the embarrassment?
>>
>>156764776
Yep wrong thread
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>assves cuck is still seething
cmtsu kwab
>>
how can one handicapped retard be so raped and lost so many times continue to plague /hoc/
>>
>>156765122
>>156765346
chill with the babytalk
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>>156760399
sharts fans unironically look like this. been to like 4 home games and all four i was near hoodrats and they still sucked post celememey. the raiders ass fanbase of hockey (before they moved)

wonder what morons or vegass home games are like tho...
>>
Can the next thread be penguins themed?
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>>156760399
This was a banger /hoc/ meetup
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>>156765600
not gay enough (sharks) or autistic enough (flames)
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gary's not treating his insiders very well
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Still can’t believe retards thought ovechkin was retiring.
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>>156765881
what do you expect,>we have retards here who think playoff goals count toward regular season records
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>>156765941
Kek I forgot about that
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>>156765881
now that russia is back in the olympics he may continue to play for another 4 years
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>>156766201
You can't be a slow moving slapshot machine and expect to win gold at the Olympics
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>>156765941
he was so sure about it too. he spends all day staring at flashscores so he can greentext about ties and leads yet he has no idea what the numbers even mean
>>
>>156765818
I'm gonna look like that
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>>156766201
Probably, maybe even the World Cup in 2028 if europoors don’t seethe again
>>
>>156766280
>cucknadian knowing anything about winning gold at the olympics
kek
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>>156766280
he can ask jagr what his secret was
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>>156766351
shut the fuck up mildcuck americuck
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>>156766399
cope
>>
Let's do a Flames thread next!
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>>156766399
>three hundred million plus population
>wealthiest nation in the world
>access to top tier sports science for entire history
>2(two) medals
Kek
>>
ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I just hate canadians so much ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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>>156766589
calm down friend
>>
new
>>156766688
>>156766688
>>156766688
>>
Should canacuck elimination day become one of their holidays?



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