PREVIOUS: >>156726860STL: Jordan Walker won the 2026 MLB All-Star Home Run DerbyPHI: Kyle Schwarber finished as the runner-up in the 2026 MLB All-Star Home Run DerbyCWS: White Sox signed first-round pick SS Roch CholowskyMIL: The Brewers and Jacob Misiorowski haven’t discussed a long-term contract extension, according to FanSided’s Robert MurrayKC: Cole Ragans underwent season-ending UCL repair surgery earlier this monthATL: Ronald Acuña Jr. (hamstring) went 0-for-3 with a strikeout on Monday in a minor league rehab game in the Rookie-level Florida Complex LeagueDET: Jackson Jobe (elbow) recorded four strikeouts over three shutout innings on Monday in a minor league rehab start in the Rookie-level Florida Complex LeagueSF: Luis Arraez said he doesn’t want to be traded away from the Giants, but if it happens, he intends to remain a second baseman
cum shitter kekbum mice kek
>>156728879Why is the all star game still a thing
Is this nu tho?
>>156728906Yeah
Mariners
>>156728879kek!
>>156728896The Derby and ASG are for kids under the age of 14. It's actually lucky that we got a close HRD. The All Star break week is for media availability. You're going to see a bunch of reels and YT shorts coming out about Ben Rice's Rice tier rankings or Justin Wrobleski's favorite pokemon. Cam Schlittler also might leak some cum too, if we're lucky.
>PHI: Kyle Schwarber finished as the runner-up in the 2026 MLB All-Star Home Run Derby
>>156728879>ATL: Ronald Acuña Jr. (hamstring) went 0-for-3 with a strikeout on Monday in a minor league rehab game in the Rookie-level Florida Complex Leaguekek barfs
o kek
>>156728988maybe I should watch MiLB this week
>>156729051We respect the chihuahuas here!
>>156729058There's no way that's a real team.
Shout out to the Home Run Derby runner up!
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwO8mFNIbNk
>>156729216>>156729241
>>156729275actual thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oEsWi88Qv0
>>156729376https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHDF_hw91ZYReal real thread theme
kek philthskek philthies!!
>>156729376I already set the theme, good pick though.
Where is everybody
logan webb and mason miller had no idea who paul mcartenty was when they were shown a pic of him. CJ abrams didn't know either, but i wasn't expecting him to. they play covers of beatles songs on the jazz station more than actual beatles songs on the oldies stations now
okay gramps
>>156729478Threads were zooming during the HRD, all the east coasty roasties went to sleep right after it, I guess>>156729480I think Logan Webb genuinely has some Greinke level autism, and not the good kind
oh I'm shitting cum!
>>156729500shut up, cam
>>156729478it's bedtime... soon
zzzzzzzzzzzz
>Jordan Walker hoping his HR Derby title can help open doors in the Black community to play baseballPowerful... I hope this changes in the near future
>>156729789He has a dad.
>>156729789Wow, that's so inspirational to hear. Can't believe he's donating his $1 Million in winnings to fund youth baseball programs for African-American communities nationwide. He surely knows that simply saying "I want more black people to play baseball" doesn't actually make any kind of difference and that the real difference is investing in the future!
>>156729846mookie's so weird. he's like my scaredy-cat, white/asian-washed black friend
>>156729972yeah that's usually how niggas that end up playing baseball are
>What a marvelous moment for baseball. >What a marvelous moment for Gape Louis and the state of Missouri. >What a marvelous moment for the country and the world>A Black man is getting a standing ovation in the Deep Philth for buck-breaking Scwarbino in the home run derby. >And it is a great moment for all of us, and particularly for Jordan Walker, who was met at home plate, not only by every member of the the gay louis kek, but by his father and mother."
they should do a home run derby where only pitchers are allowed to hit(Ohtani is not allowed, to avoid the obvious advantage)
>>156730296kek
jay dub got the snorkel boys seething
>Yoshi attempting to steal the Declaration of Independence
>>156730713>not yamswhy?
>>156730739You're right, thousand apologies...
>>156730296that's not even the funniest thing. just watching baty and vientos is amazing>vientos once flied out to left field and started signaling it was a home runimpossible stuff
>>156730713
>>156730713i saw that video and they should have been team players and put the wig on with him; the kind of shit that'll make you lose in the post season
>>156731180man yamamoto looks exactly like a meme of like a mannequin/dummy or something its driving me crazy but I have not been able to find it
>saves baseball in black America
>>156731882
Praying to the baseball gods that Jordan Walker doesn't turn back into a pumpkin.
>>156731813I know what you're talking about and picrel isn't it but it's close.
In the latest episode of Go Woke, Go Broke - Baseball EditionJune 12, 2025mest winmest are 45-24June 13, 2025gay pride night at shitifieldmest loseIn 2025, Mest went 38 and 55 since gay pride night, finishing with an 83 and 79 record.Mest are 78 and 112 since gay pride night June 13, 2025 though July 14, 2026It's the Curse of the Pink Pony, and the Mest are now the Pink Pony Ball Club.
please use me...then throw me on the ground without regard for my safety...
>>156732377If Steve Cohen doesn't fire David Stearns and gut the front office at some point this season, he isn't a serious owner and can never again claim to be serious about winning a championship without being laughed at..
philthies KEK
>>156732421
cum shitter
>>156732374im glad im not crazy
Philthies use peer pressure to force the return of Walker's winning ball
>haha your guy didn’t win the Mario Party mini game!shut up already
>>156732621ball could have easy sold for 5 figures, what an idiot.
>>156732377The New York Mets have hosted a Gay Pride Night since 2016. But hey, don't let the facts get in the way of your stupid "woke" fantasy.
philthies fanatic malding kek
>>156732641kek!
>>156732664why are you homosex?
>>156732621KWAB
>>156732664and they will remain cursed until they host a traditional conservative family values night>>156732718I was literally 5 seconds from posting this exact pic, I need to expand my homomest collection
>>156732708holy fuggin kek!
>>156732621>im gonna throw away hundreds of dollars haha aren’t I cool!how retarded, also I noticed that there were very little people wearing other teams stuff, just straight up Philly fans. Nobody wants to visit that dump.
wanting to catch a ball so you can sell it is symbolic of everything thats wrong with baseball these days t. oldfag
>>156732708eke to da max!!!
>>156732708lmao philthies
>>156732708
>>156732742>traditional conservative family values night>posts pedophile
>>156732504he seemed to not be open to entertaining that idea a couple weeks ago when he said Stearns was going no wherebut that might've been before he shitcanned Mendy, so I guess you never know, there might still be hopefml
>>156732708KEK
Harper should focus more on hitting and less on doing dicksucking personal videos for gambling whales
>>156732708lmao
>>156732708Someone contact Dr. Lulz!!!
>>156732708Patient has terminal, stage 4 Kekkies. Nurse, contact the chaplain, there's nothing more we can do...
I was hoping a fellow Puerto Rican schwarber could win the derby but he could not beat the groid with crowd advantage that is just sad
>taking a loss at mini game made for children to heartdo Philly fans really?
>>156733012They have a reputation to uphold. Can't let people be thinking that Bostonian fans are worse.
philthies kek
>>156732980god bless you Dr Lulz...
>>156732842an athlete promoting sports gambling like Harper does is very sus.
>>156732980give him a chance doc!!
WE HAVE A RECKER ON THE GRID!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>156733122Not surprising behavior from a philthies player
>>156732155what were you thinking with the dawson pick? nigga youre the best grid god here and even randy johnsons wouldve been better
>>156733171
>yankees excellence
cum shitter kek
>>156733227still gettin paid, more than a lot of y'all
That jazz jizzum is a monkey. An ape!!!
>>156732708unironically burst out laughing
>>156733278And there it is
>>156733227An improvement from last year and Ben Rice wanted to play with his dad. Him or Spencer Jones will hit 12 next year. Also, gm.
gm>>156732708oh kek what a way to start the day
>>156732708kek look at the stupid little philthies IDIOTS getting gobbled up and split apart like cum shitter's asshole!!
>it was just a mini game guys chill out
i'm be rooting for the american league tonightyou?
Good morning sir please do the needful and return to india
>>156733410I'm rooting for a close game and for everyone to have fun
>>156732834That interview was after they fired Mendoza. Cohen spent years waiting for Stearns, he’s not going to fire a fellow member of the tribe early because a bunch of goyim are upset.
You're telling me the Phillies got walked off in their own ballpark at the Derby?
>>156733480O'kekering
>>156733480kek yep it happened
>>156733480In the bag status?
>>156733480
>>156733480fact check: trvke
Boy those philthies fanatics really got btfo last night in primetime
not that it shouldn’t matter but I must’ve heard “Schwarbomb” from the commentary team at least 100 times.
More like Schwarto Rican
the milk truck is BACK BACK BACK BAAAAAAAAAAAACKED UP
>>156733883
>>156733227>No guys believe me we have REAL sluggers! DO NOT LOOK UP THE DIMENSIONS OF YANKEE STADIUM please just believe me on this one!!!
>>156733949kek stinkums exposed once again
>>156733949>reporting live from da channel 9 choppa in da bronx...
>>156733860>SANTA MARIA!!!
>>156733506KWAB
philthies kke
>>156732708https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7lvrg4yzAc
kind of rude of walker to win desu
>>156734919I disagree.
>>156732708Kekaroo
>russian website where I got my replays is downwell, it was a first half of the season. at times.
>SWUNG ON, HIT HIGH...>HIT DEEP TO LEFT>THERE SHE GOES
>>156735208nobody says this
>>156735233not anymore...
>>156734945thought that was Jon Voight
>>156735241Mariners legend Matt Festa
>>156735420he dropped an entire FIP after leaving seattle, sadly he sucks again.
>>156735455haha wow crazy hey you guys need an aging starter?
>>156735470nope
>>156735043can I interest you in a fairly priced mlb tv package>creepy ps3 manfred dot jpeg
>Jordan Walker says he wants more black kids to play baseballHe's admitting he doesn't see black kids from other countries as black. Goddamn I love that. Keep segregating yourself even more.
>>156735510you're just reading shit into it that isn't there
>>156735510>Goddamn I love that. Keep segregating yourself even more.Jordan walker is the son of a PHD Harvard graduate (mother) and a MIT graduate (father). He would mog your ass on an IQ test all day and back you stupid sack of shit, I bet no one in your family tree is as smart or as accomplished as him and/or his parents. Also, he gets paid to play baseball, is more physically fit than you, and more intelligent. What are you? More cynical?
>>156735510>>156735552This is ignorance talking. Advanced racists know that dominicans aren't black.
>>156735552A fuckton of black kids play baseball, but they're Dominican. He's literally admitting he doesn't see Dominicans as black.>>156735577Cool non-sequitur. Apparently your IQ is extremely low.
>>156735619kek, timmy is seething over a strong intelligent black man.reminder, he made 1M swinging a bat last night while you sat here seething over some imagined racist bullshit
>>156735619He's clearly talking about blacks that are native to the United States. There's a huge cultural difference. What am I even explaining to you? You already know all this.
>>156735619>He's literally admitting he doesn't see Dominicans as black.they arent
>>156735661Another non-sequitur. You clearly have no clue what that means, which just means your IQ is even lower than expected.
>>156735695>Another non-sequitur. You clearly have no clue what that means, which just means your IQ is even lower than expected.timmy are you okay?
a well-spoken, humble black man from a good family makes the chuddie malfunction
>>156730296This made me chortle hard. And I'm in public, in a waiting room as I'm having my oil changed. People are looking at me. Please think twice before posting great, humorous content like this again because you could put more people like me in a predicament
whitebros...where do we go from here?
>>156735510according to kenny lofton, it's too expensive for (black) parents to put kids into baseball
>>156735726Thanks for admitting I'm right and you're wrong. I accept your concession. Filtered. Reply more, I'll never see it. I know you will, all sub-60 IQ retards keep replying. Prove me right one last time.
>>156735815It's not, they just need to quit buying them the most expensive cleats, bat, glove, and other gear.
>>156735797switch to soccer or rugby
>>156735854meanwhile in basketball you just need a pair of shoes
>>156735861is rugby as fake and rigged as soccer?
>>156735888extremely not. rugby is soul and camaraderie turned sport
>>156735878Same with soccer & football. You don't see all the black kids flocking to soccer. It's clearly a cultural thing to play basketball or football.>>156735861>>156735888AFL is infinitely better than rugby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfR5Za75f9U just look at this shit
>>156735925soccer is an activity for privileged kids in the first world
by the way, the rugby team is portugal's whitest national sports team, but we don't talk about that.
SHANT be watching rug bee.
>>156735504what's funny is this is actually PS5 manfred... the screen shot is from MLB the show commercial from last year.
>>156735984why haven't they updated the graphics in 15 years? I'd rather play the new backyard beisbol
Sillies got FUCKED last nigt
>>156736106>why hasn't a game with a monopoly license updated anything that isn't microtransaction relatedIt's a fucking mystery to everybody. Same for Madden, NBA 2K, NHL, etc.
baseball vidya peaked here
i want jordan walker on the mets, we need a based black man to save the clubhouse
>>156736232Lindor is a racist and won't allow it.
For me its the All-Blacks
>>156736340this is a black crackers general
Brownie Board
>>156728879>STL: Jordan Walker won the 2026 MLB All-Star Home Run Derby>PHI: Kyle Schwarber finished as the runner-up in the 2026 MLB All-Star Home Run Derbyi was going to watch this last night, but they tried to serve me a 3 minute ad preroll. so i turned it off and watched something else instead
>>156735766is that his sister on the left? very cute.also, i never heard of this dude before today. tell me he's a rookie so i don't feel weird about this
>>1567365302nd or 3rd year. was one of the top position prospects in baseball in the minors.
>>156736471That was bizarre, why the fuck do they have to cram pre-roll into a live event? They already have ads everywhere and scheduled but oh no they have to get fucking 6 extra in.
>>156736566fair, i simply haven't watched a cardinals game in the past few years. hope he keeps it up. league has too many dominicans now and not enough american blacks.
>>156736530he was one of the absolute worst players in baseball last year
One of my coworkers asked me today if I thought France or Spain was going to win today. The nerve of him to assume I gave a shit
>>156736793I don't care either but you might as well score an easy normie point. I want another france and argentina final to cause maximum /sp/ seethe
>>156736793thanks for reminding me it was on. I wanted to watch it.
>>156736793you should have said the Hapsburgs have a better record but you like Bourbon odds
>>156736793Arg vs Eng has great meme potential too. I'm hoping for a Trump tweet saying the winner gets the Falklands.
>>156736810I said France and then he started talking about the French players and I just went “mhmm”
Reminded how gay an cringe soccer is by the world cup.
>>156736913That's not funny. That's not a meme. There is no humor to be had. (You) are not funny.
ITT butthurt americants
>>156736935that wasn't very nice
>>156736935I'm not old enough to remember the actual war, only the simpsons jokes about it in the 90s. I find the topic funny.
>>156736935>>156737007If it's not funny why did pre-zombie Simpsons make a really good joke about it? Checkmate atheist.
Are Minnesota Twins fans the most cucked fan base after the A's and Mariners?
>>156737226Up there, but not quite.
cant even watch the all star game on fox, i must subscribe to "fox one"
>>156737837might as well have that shit on espn 8 the ocho
>>156737837It's showing up on my local FOX schedule, right after the soccer crap.
I think I will start watching MLB.
>>156739198>...and cheer for the jaysbased!
>>156739198Good
>>156739198my eyesight kind of sucks and I always confuse your flag with Romania. I hope that offends you
>>156739669What do those fucks NOT steal? Is this how Congo felt?>>156739585>>156739474Or do I watch JP baseball? probably easier timewise
>>156739198Excellent choice
>>156740038The best of the best play in the MLB. Anything else is a farmers league. Not saying you can't enjoy the baseball but do with that info what you will.
Babe Ruth's dad edition.
>>156740185>the MLBuh oh newfag alert
>>156740185I'm a bit of a farmers daughter fan myself. And asian women!I'll need to see which teams work best for me. Probably east-coast, like cubs
>>156741095don't give the cubs a chance, trust me
>>156741095As a Cubs fan, I say only support them if you're ready to take endless punches to the groin as they fizzle once again.
>>156741095Mariners genny chump
I will chooseEast (probably best for me)>Boston Red Sox>Baltimore Orioles>Tampa Bay Rays>New York Yankees>Toronto Blue Jays>Atlanta Braves>Philadelphia Phillies>New York Mets>Washington Nationals>Miami MarlinsCentral (maybe also good, I'll have to check timings)>Chicago White Sox>Cleveland Guardians>Minnesota Twins>Detroit Tigers>Kansas City Royals>Chicago Cubs>Milwaukee Brewers>St. Louis Cardinals>Pittsburgh Pirates>Cincinnati Reds>>156741586I support the SJ Sharks, so I'm already into cock endurance
>>156741095>farmers daughter>cubsI'm on to you
>>156741930oh no
>>156742078whoever made that is f&$#ed in the head
>>156741814oh great another contrarian keeping himself from fun and good timesso many of you: WEAK-WILLED, WOMANLY MISERY ADDICTS
>>156740038NPB is cool too but MLB is a lot more fun to follow if you are only going to choose one imo
>>156742396>>156742702>>156743015I think I'm going to choose the Mets or the Reds based on Rosie Red / Mrs. Met.I'm kinda soft for Yokohama DeNA BayStars, so I think I'll follow them too.Do we have anything negative to say about either?
>>156743668holy moly
>>156743668Baystars are fine but central league teams aren't as good at making their games available outside of Japan as the pacific league (Doesn't matter if you are just going to watch a Chinese restream or whatever). The mets...... are funny to watch.
>>156744829I figured I'd just watch them on is NicoNico Live. Kinda nice that it's free & you can save games if you book 'em.I'll check out the Mets too. Good luck raping France tonight too, amigo
>>156743668you have to be choosing the mets because they're a comedy team. it can't be because you're this contrarian fucking lmao
>>156743668All of those clubs to choose from and you pick the gay ass mets lmao
>>156745479Now that I'm a Mets fan, I was always a Mets fan. Death to the... Phillies? Yankees?
i'm absolutely amazed by some of you>let's choose the worst team possible that's burning and drowning at the same timeyou guys are like..... you're like mets!
>>156745794Every fan wants death to the Yankees, unless they're a Yankees fan. Dodgers are getting that way too.
>>156743668The Reds are painfully mediocre while the Mets are the original sports lolcow of the Internet and remain so to this day. No matter the highs or lows, they are a traveling circus above all else.lolmets
>>156745794yankees, i guess. and look into news about mets' wanting to trade lindor because that was the new rumor
>>156745794Philthies are gay and cringe regardless of your affiliation.
>>Boston Red SoxI hate the Irish>>Baltimore OriolesCool bird>>New York YankeesToo popular>>Philadelphia PhilliesThis is the Oilers of MLB.>>New York MetsSexy mascot.>>Washington NationalsDry & boring with no hot girls>>Miami MarlinsActually seems like a cool team>>Chicago White SoxMascot is left-handed. No thanks.>>Minnesota TwinsThis seems like the Cubs for gay people>>Kansas City RoyalsNo character. No sense of self.>>Milwaukee BrewersThere's no good American beer.>>St. Louis CardinalsCool bird, and seems like hot chick Heaven>>Pittsburgh PiratesNo aura>>Cincinnati RedsLess sexy MetsCanadian>>Toronto Blue JaysIn my head, these are black people teams>>Atlanta Braves>>Detroit Tigers>>Chicago Cubs>>Tampa Bay Rays>>Cleveland GuardiansI think the best teams for me would be the Mets, Cubs or Marlins
>>156747842definitely the mets. a great team with a storied history and an exciting future.
>>156742078
Yeah stick with the mets. Seems to fit you.
>>156747842>>Minnesota Twins>This seems like the Cubs for gay peopleyou have much to learn
>>156747842Join the cubs and women like this will fuck you
>>156742078I'm the jewish dog
>>156747842>Cool birdYou mean smug bird
Stick with soccer. We don't take kindly to yuropoors around these parts.
>>156745794Barves, Feesh, and Gnats too
>>156748737I've never even seen a soccer ball>>156748574I'm half-convinced
>>156747842/hoc/ used to have a belgium sharks fan and then he fucked off
>>156748988Black people in Baltimore don't give a shit about the Os. The people at the games are from the suburbs around Baltimore
>>156749070>fucked offI'm still there, dingus
>>156748952>I've never even seen a soccer ballBASED STAY HERE IN THIS THREAD
I wonder if Baltimore has a girls festival
>>156737226what would stop him from applying it anyway? it's not like anyone is going to check and i don't think there is any kind of crime there unless he tried to re-sell it.
>>156749524you fucked off for like a season and i stopped paying attention to you i guess
>>156737226surprisingly, the yankees actually are the most cucked team as they live in this world where they assume every good player secretly wants them and then lets Cashman fuck their ass when they instead don't sign them(never even had a chance too anyway kek!) and force them to watch "Jasson Dominguez" kek!
test
>>156754614
>>156753682pls unblock my ip
Why the hell did the Red Sox pick up Jahmai Jones? He sucks.
>>156747842white sox are the black person team in chicago though
>>156756855My apologies, I don't know America
>Willson Contreras says he went to the Red Sox and told them he would not be willing to waive his no-trade clause. He wants to finish his career in Boston. Joked that he got out ahead of potential rumors by making his stance clear.
>>156757074>some bumfuck team an hour later: DUH, HERE'S THE TRADE PACKAGE THAT GETS US CONTRERAS!!!!I'm only joking because nobody wants him kek!
>>156757074he said the same thing about my berds
>>156756027Maybe the market just sucks with all of the AL shitters so close together. Hopefully my tigers make the right decision and sell
i need mets memes
https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/07/rays-interested-in-tarik-skubal.htmlGulpB-bros?
>>156758577with or without final fantasy
>>156747842You and the Mets really do deserve each other if those are your reasonings
skubal to the doyers
>>156758754both>>156758789ty bb
Another European poster with yellow fever?
>>156759204i blame aika
>>156758577all you have to do is watch mike daddino's shorts. mets memes are getting lamer and lamerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch/bPrjT0xV7uI
>>156759881I'll fix that
out of all the things mark vientos did this season so far, his best moment was when he flied out to left field and started signaling it as a home run. it's impossible stuff. the time he tripped over 1st base and fell like a GTA animation? retarded, yes, but it happens. signaling for a home run after flying out is absolutely incredible. i feel he deserves some kind of reward
>>156758577you have to earn them
>>156747842>wafflefag is a metfagThank you for Eddy Merckx, but that's crazy.
>>156760018BasedAt least no one can ever call you a bandwagoner
revive
>>156762338Why is Mr. Met so desperate to show off his beard? We all know the truth
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TS4yuYEY2k
>>156763112Mr Met likes to watch
>>156763112MIKE DADDINO WAS SO PISSED AT THIS
>>156763112Queen is right
b-b-b-based!
I need to be abused...
>>156764037
>>156764037will klein has one and a magic one too>force of will card>>156764127almost literally klein
>>156764037bro isn't even using a card that's playable in the current format
For me, it's gettin' /druk/ and watching the All-Star game with my friends on 4chan.org. Simple as.
>>156763298Oh boy does he
I wonder if we’ll get any French refugees into baseball like we did with Norway
dressed in white to hide the cum he shits on the mound
>>156764782
27 rings STFU!!
>>156765072I'll give you a hint, his name is what he does on the mound kek!
>https://x.com/i/status/2077156416377467296>Joey Buss family interested about Chadres>formers Lakers execSan Diego never gonna beat the Laker city allegation, aren't they lol
Ooo ur gonna kiss 'em!
>>156765288YWNBARW
>>156765407I'm literally xx with b cups and have a regular period
>>156764782Cum Shitter!!
>>156765407CMWNBS>Cum Shitter will never be straight
>>156765446your sims character sounds fascinating
>>156765393what nba team is SD supposed to like? not like we got anyone outside of college basketball? don't say the clippers
>>156758577Based wafflechad
>>156758577
>>156765393>After Dodgers owner, Mark Walter bought the Lakers at a $10 billion valuation, Joey and Jess Buss were terminated from their position with the team>Now they want to be part of the new Chadres ownership group>Feliciano is in the same position due to him and the Dodgers owner, Todd Boehly both fighting over control of the football club they both co-ownChadres are literally getting any rich guy with beef against the baskin roberts trust fund members to join the team
>>156765807Get that Buss, Chadres!!
Pfma!!!
>>156766154TRUE!
Me and 2poo fucked last night
>>156766154One of these days someone’s gonna fuck your ass. And then what?
>>156766467
>>156762338She's not wearing a complementary shirt, what does that indicate for her feelings towards Mr. Met?
>What do you tell a Cubs girl with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told her twice!
>>156766776This is demented
>>156766776no...NO!!!
iggles chants
>Cubs girl
is Kyle Schwarber the greatest architect in MLB?
Jeff Passan? More like Jeff Ass
>>156766776What the FUCK???????
>>156767085
morning
>>156767085>douchebag kidsfollowing the path of the kelce
>>156766776How is this ok? Mods?
What kind of "men" find bottle blondes attractive
>>156767099step 1. Stop gooningstep 2. Learn ball
>>156767085many people are saying this
How many fucking promos did they shoot for this game holy shit
>>156767343you'll soon find out that at least half the money spent in hollywood is in advertisementsuper girl had a budget of $250 million, only $100 million of that went to creation of the movie
>>156767378cool it with the antisemitism
I thought the all star game was tomorrow
>>156767253men with penises
>>156758577Have the oldest mets meme known to man
>>156767409I missed the home run derby because I thought it was tonight :(
>>156767409why wasn't it yesterday or thursday, you know, the days when the world cup isn't?
>>156767416>oldest meme>not the meme of the baseball going between bill buckner's legsoh, did you think a "meme" has to be in that format? meme is just a repeated, and often self propagating, idea (quote, image, memory, etc).
>>156767416Casey mogs
what goyslop should I get to eat before the game starts?
>>156767659Hot dogs!
>>156767659For me it's RoundMeal™.
I would have sex with Jennifer Hudson
AMEEEEEEERICA
I wouldn't have sex with Cubs girls
>>156767659feels like an arbys night
>>156767586In that case the oldest meme is probably this shared sentiment
what channel is the big game on fellas
>>156767744they wouldn't have sex with you!
>US history monologue with meek mill backgroundlol wut>>156767784fox
>>156767659pizza :)
Is that Miles Teller? Wtf? Why is he here?
USA USA USA USA USA
>>156767784appleflix+
>>156763191This is why black men shouldn’t walk out on their wife and children <3
>>156767659>>156767745I just had a double roast beef and curly fries, are you spying on me??
>>156767800phillies fan
im hearing that judge will take “one at bat” tonight but likely will not swing the bat.
>>156767800no one in my country knows who this is
>>156767784mlb.tv
>>156767819for me its the beef n cheddar. the cheese/sauce masks the taste of the rancid beef
classy from the jap
LOOKING GOOD BAZ
>>156767819We're ALL spying on you
>>156767794Benjamin FranklinBetsy RossMeek Milly
gamethread>>156767882>>156767882>>156767882>>156767882
they booed cum shitter
is judge actually playing tonight?
netflix could NEVER
>>156767915>Gamethread for this trash
>>156767915ISHYGDDT
>>156767857I had it once and it was disgusting. I only get the roast beef. >>156767885But... my dark secrets...
what a despicable fanbaseclassless city
>>156767966We know them all
Livvys Man spotted!
my stream is in spanish =[
who here /druk/WHAT A LIFE
>>156728879So they boo all the players except their own now? How lame this current era is.
>>156768055im /work/
>>156768055Based Drukster, WE OUT HEAH
Philadelphia doesn't deserve anything nice
>>156768019no... please....
is this how they originally signed the declaration of independence?
I CANT WATCH
USE A GAMETHREAD>>156767882do NOT BECOME LIKE /hoc/ and get cornered out of /sp/ entirely. if we dont stand our ground we will cease to exist. DYLAN cease, if you will
if you can't appreciate the bantz you're a faggot
This DJ sucks ass.
>>156768079It’s just Philthy subhumans
>from the new york yank-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkek!
>Keep the cheers comin' for Juan SosoI don't think I will.
>>156768079 Nah its soul. Northeastern teams should be dickheads.
>>156768079>>156768170stop whining and enjoy the banter you homos
>>156768148I don't really see the need when it's the only game on.
>>156768148I mean it’s inevitable, as long as the sudaca and /pol/fag populations on this board continue to spread like a virus
yankees got more boos than guys from their actual division rivals
the Philadelphia fans are really shitty
wheres will ferrell tho
>>156768249the whirlcup is almost over and then they'll depart
philthy fans don't know ball
My NLies :)
Who's the Canadian beaner with hearing aids
where is winky or white doyerpaco? whichever thread they are using is the thread.
canadian anthem!?
>>156768133kek anti gamethread mest faggot seethin!
>Ohhhh CaaanAAaaadda...immediately cracked which was funny
those kids are fucked
>>156768347We love Canada here
>>156768374If you guys like making fun of Canada so much, why don't you just simply go and annex them? It's not like you're so different, with the exception of Quebec.
Don't boo—at least not during a fun festival.
>>156768349not a mets fan, just didn't need to split threads.
>>156768394i don't...
Why isn't drumpf at the bawl game
Where's Toni Braxton
stream sites?
>>156768277dont worry hes doing take me out to the ballgame with fat joe in the 7th inning
this is the thread
make with the game already
>>156768433FOX is free.
>>156767659
>coming up: lineups and first pitchTHEY ALREADY DID LINEUPS START DA GAME!!!
>>156768445How is fat joe still alive big pun died like 25 years ago
>>156768347To pay respect to the birthplace of baseball
Joe Davis is the worst.
Anyone watching with their Mom?I am.
>>156759204when I was in Germany I couldn't tell you how many aryan gigachads I saw with mid asian girlfriends, it was legitimately depressing
>>156767659average doyerpaco
>>156767843I guess Ohtani isn't an all star...
>>156767843wat
>>156768687he got covered in boo boos
>>156768771didn't he literally bat on sunday?
ALL-STARS..o....x
>tfw when you realize in 2070 a decrepit Shohei Ohtani will softly toss an underhand first pitch from 15 feet away at the all star game in New Angeles feels bad man
>>156768811>implying he won't die to yakuza gambling debt before then
It's a shame what's going to happen to Pete Crow-Armstrong.
Can we start the game please? Holy shit it's almost half past the hour now.
Gonna play some fuckin baseball tonight or what?
>>156768837when you're a cubs girl they let you do it
>>156768918>>156768906Stop samefagging
>>156768947Grab 'em by the pussy
Stream?
>>156768980It was nice of mlb to run off as many people as they could before first pitch
>>156768980>Stop samefaggingLook at the flags dumbass
>>156769006I have one, but you need an antenna.
>mlbwebcast streams aren't workingIt's over.
What a shitty at bat. Time to put Tristan Peters in.
>>156769117methstreams working
>>156768667preach
>>156769178>frenchAAAAAAAAAAAAA
get this shitter outta there
>yankees carrying the ALno... NOOO!
>>156769332>frenchDamn, you're rightI only checked if the video feed was on / mute is auto-selected in my browserI'm watching it on my local Fox channel on TV
Games already over. Nice job voting that shitter in, Philthies.
philadelphia is disgracing itself1st they lose the home run derbythen their pitcher gives up 3 first inning of the all-star gamecity of LOSERS and KEKS
/sp/ insisted the NL would win this game LOL. Do you guys ever get it right?
Joe Davis has no idea what to say to Shea Langaliers.
>>156769300>he called me mexican>and I took offense to that>so I posted another fat mexican to counter the claimdo they really?
>>156769643>reddit coded post
>>156769575Don’t tell me we’re not living in baseball’s golden era when we have Dylan Cease and Shea Langeliers as the starting battery
>>156769547/sp/ don’t realize the fan vote stacked the NL with shitters
that was cool and exactly why the all star game is kinot. oldfag
the fuck happened here? Just turned the game on
>>156769575>>156769705Cease is the best pitcher Shea has ever worked with, let him enjoy it.
>>156769765It’s old news, but Phillies fans stuffed the ballot boxes with their players
>>156769765Philthies kek.
>>156769765The Phillies
if the AL scores more here I am turning this off and playing Elden Ring
>>156769765
>>156769802all the cool kids play mewgenics
what the fuck is slg%? these retards all hit singles and it counts as a slug?
>>156769795>>156769821>/mlb/ doesn't know the meme diedanon... I...
>>156769823cool gameplay, reddit writing
How will /mlb/ cope and seethe and recover if the Yankees are the only team with 3 runs in the game?
>>156769860Orsonposting is back, in a big way.
>>156769945cum shitter will never be allowed to be posted again.
>>156769945Blue Jays pitcher gets the W tho
>>156769964It died in 2017, and then in 2024.
>>156769945supposed “cy young front runner” cum shitter didn’t start kek
>>156728879Why is the national league always shit
>>156769988You're obsessed to the point of mental illness. Yankees have 3 runs how many does your shit team have?
>>156769421This.
>It died in 2017, and then in 2024.
>>156769973Cease is a Padre.
>job search internet site ad>6 non-white actors shown getting jobsreal subtle, Indeed
>>156769500They've struck out twice now, too.
>>156769858Cubs fan, huh?
RELAX BRO ITS JUST AN EXHIBITION GAME
My Based Americansies RAPING Nationcucks
based louis dabbing on these fools
why did he do it, bros? was it racism?
OUCH! That's gonna hurt tomorrow
>>156769966Ape Shitcum
KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER I WANT TO SEE HIM MURDERED ON THE FUCKING FIELD FUCKING FAGGOT FUCKING PITCHER
>>156770205paid by the rest of the AL east and manfred to take the rays down a notch
>>156770226There goes your star, probably out for a month with a broken finger.
>review play in exhibition game
O'Brien was paid off by the Yankees.
>>156770226bubba buh baste!
Big Al Vargas in the game under unfortunate circumstances.
Yankees fans: *smirking*That's awful.
>>156770260Yes. Yankees and Cardinals are the main characters of this sport. You’ll learn.
>>156770226In retaliation the AL should hit a NL player in the head. I vote for PCA.
>>156770035too many dodgers
>>156770258>review play in exhibition gameThis determines the next round robin
RICEDBOW TO THE YANKEESDO IT NOW
>>156770328We were going to do that anyway. Pick someone else.
packing fudge and taking names here
>>156770456>>156770456>>156770456nu
