In America's friendliest sports city, PhiladelphiaLet's get comfy
>>156767882Shit teams
Cubs suck lol
Philadelphia doesn’t deserve to host stuff like this
>ppv doesn't have the streamIt's sho-ver...
BOOOOOOOOO
The different is drinkability
Will mods sticky the thread?>>156767957it's on FOX
My wife is mad at me because I left the toilet seat up this morningwatching alone in my garage.
>>156767978
Is cum shitter playing? how worried should the grounds crew be?
>>/b/get this goy slop out of here
>>156767882its LIVE on Fox rn brosif you need a stream, contact Xfinity.net
TROUT
faggot OP. we didn't need a game thread
Diggin the Hall & Oates
nah ts corny af tho
>>156768133You're right, one of the hundred World Cup threads died for this. This is unacceptable
why would jannies sticky a baseball game, /mlb/ is the worst general on 4chan full of retards and trannies and faggots
>>156768176it's kino, last year was grotesque
>>156767996my wife is mad at me because i told her she was a terrible mother even tho she is suffering from postpartum
kegg'em!
>>156768133is this not a big day for american baseball?
we're all in the genny>>156728879>>156728879>>156728879we'll recycle your thread later OP you stupid faggot
this gimmick is gay
Philly fans ensuring they don't get another all star game for decades by making the broadcast look bad with all these boos
>>156768133>MestKys
>>156768226stfu COMMIE
>>156768229It's the most lively all star game and home run derby in a while. most of them are so stale and boring
What are you guys eating tonight? My Dasher is on the way!
Sup bitches
>>156768219this is major event, genfags are insufferable
>>156768264Marxist Leninist Board
>>156768268You think MLB like their stars getting relentlessly booed on national tv by a bunch of drunks?
Phillies fans are weird if you don't wear a white shirt and a red cap with a P logo on it, its a boo for a fun event lol
>>156768133However, we DO need this thread
>>156768295militant left board but yeah
MY STREAM IS IN FUCKING FRENCH AHHHHHHHHHH HELP!!!!
I miss Atlanta fans already
>>156768279Chicken tenders and Mac and cheese
>>156768297they're all smiling, they understand it's all bantz
>>156768299quite a few non phills got cheers. the only ones that got intense boos were division rivals, the dodgers, astros and yankees
whats this canada crap
Nice voice crack.
Thank God the players wear their own team uniforms again, those all star jerseys always fucking sucked
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>156768323It's on fucking Fox bro. Go buy an antenna
>>156768324most perverts do
>>156768323please give, i got nothing
Baseball.
START THE FUCKIN GAME ALREADY SOME OF US GOT WORK
>>156768364no.
WHERE IS THE STREAM
HOLY FUCK START THE GAME ALREADY
>>156768389mlbwebcast
>>156768405that one was not working for me>>156768389>>156768372my frenchie stream is on streamed do pk but maybe mlb webcast is working now
>There are Europeans at this match because their World Cup team was eliminated long ago.
>>156768295More of an anarcho-faggotry board tbhq desu
>>156768421Crackstreams
>The mastercard kids for techWhy are yanks like this?
Why does the U.S. make performing their national anthem such a production? It’s so embarrassing
NICE CROOKED FLAG YOU FUCKSAMERICA IS FINISHED
I will say this about divegrass, the sport might be gay but at least their games start on time. When the schedule says 12pm it starts RIGHT on 12pmNone of this fucking around
>>156768434I banged two of them so far
ITS ON MLB TVWEVE ALL GOT SUBSCRIPTIONS TO MLB TV HERE
Is this game not on fox or what’s going on here
Horrible holy fuck
>>156768442talmudic trickery
>>156768380I don’t
Why are almost all the mastercard kids black?
>Why does the U.S. make performing their national anthem such a production? It’s so embarrassing
>>156768473it's on fox
>>156768454your left and right hand huh
philthies kek
I hope there’s a flyby with F-22s
At least one of them could get it...
>>156768451True I was spoiled by world cup start times that I forgot american sports start 20 minutes later to squeeze in more ads
>>156768380BUT FIRST…A salute to our troopsThe singing of our national anthemA pregame performance by Meek MillThe first pitch thrown by a WWII veteranA mascot race between all the founding fathers
>No Ohtani, Judge, and RaleighWhy watch?
>>156768446To specifically make you mad.
>>156768486I mute it or change the channel every time If I’m at a game I’ll go to the bathroom just before the anthem starts I love my country but I fucking hate the anthem before every sporting event. It’s retarded and loses all meaning.
>>156768486I look like thisI say these things
>>156768405>>156768421thank you UwU
>>156768482Future surgeons
>>156768522we need the ronald macdonald webm now more than ever
>>156768482It’s Mastercard bruh. The Amex kids are white and Asian. VISA kids are Latinx because they heard they needed one to stay here.
>>156768446
>>156768469its asking me for my loicense
why didnt judge come out?
>>156768530>I love my countrySeems to me you don't, queer. Fuck you.
>>156768481
>>156768523Raleigh is literally the worst hitter in baseball right now
gonna be screen shotting random french commercials all game btw
>>156768523Because I have money on the gaaaaaaaaaame and I want to win more money. Money money money.
You are likely referring to Mastercard’s flagship STEM initiatives: Kids4Tech and Girls4Tech. These global programs (along with regional sponsorships like inclusive wheelchair ball kid pilots and player mascots) focus on building technology skills and creating Priceless opportunities for kids around the world.
>>156768579this shit isnt loading on my end. what browser are you using
Niko Avocado or something on the french commentary
Philly didn't deserve this many all stars lmao
>>156768469Nah it’s only simulcast, have to have some kind of tv account with Fox to log in for it too
>>156768581What retard bets on the all star game
>>156768566He's got a top5 ass tho so it makes my gf into watching with me
>>156768564They should play the anthem before big events like the Super Bowl and World Series but nothing else. It’s just an annoying waste of 3 minutes that no one takes seriously when you do it 2200 times a season
>>156768612phillthies stuffed the ballots because they were hosting
Why tf is Jesus RETARDO there???
>>156768612Fan votes reward a rabid schizophrenic fanbase.
>>156768612kek philthy lol
BAU BAU!
>>156768604bravecrackstreams dot mx
>>156768616im watching it on mlb tv right now
>>156768486I say this, however I don’t look anything like that
>>156768620I have $5k down. Betting individual players props
Enough with the /druk/ who /wedd/ here?
>>156768620I’m a money guy lol sorry haha
>>156768604mozarella, I watched the entire world series of divegrass on here.
>>156768636I remember doing it before high school sporting events and thinking it was a dumb waste of time. But if a European suggested it I’d blow their head off
cum shitter kek!
>Last season was Kershaw>See Verlander pitch in his last ASG tonightI hate growing old.
Campy would've been an all star if he didn't get injured!
>>156768662thats exactly what im using and i get picrel
This game is legendary
>>156768209No, it's an exhibition match. No one plays seriously because of fear of injuries.
>>156768612Me personally, I couldn’t write “Jesus Lazardo” on an all star ballot without stifling laughter
>>156768675yesfucks yes
>>156768643Marsh is the only one they got as in as a starter via fan vote, it’s actually kind of pathetic
>>156768700Oklahoma Padres 2032!
What is the god damned fucking hold up
>>156768612Sanchez deserved it, Schwarber deserved it, Marsh deserved it; Harper is meh and Luzardo is an alternate I think
>game is literally on free over-the-air tv >/sp/ retards asking for streams
>>156768701I genuinely don't know then. It's working for me. Try methstreams or MLBwebcast
>>156768675DUDE
this is the lamest all star game lineup of all time im so serious
>>156768742>owning a television in 2026
>>156768699Wait until your ears and nose double in size, hair grows out of your ears, your hair recedes but at least your cock still works
That claude commercial is awful.
Didn't it say it was supposed to start at 8:00? It's 8:21
>>156768752They don’t even hit .300 anymoreBuncha wimps
>>156768742I bought an antenna last year and it doesn't pick up my local fox affiliate where I am
Fuck my feed cut outFuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>156768752It's because Canadians remember they have a team this year.
>>156768675I miss him so much bros
>>156768760My cock still works but it don’t get used
FUCK ANIME AND FUCK MANFRED FOR BEING 20+ MINUTES LATE
>>156768774Fucking sick of north american sports never starting on time
>>156768757I take it you never plan to live alone forever and never have guests over to watch the game ever
>>156768827Based kot takin' out the trash.
>>156768819Same
Does winner still get home field advantage at the World Series?
>>156768832Yes
Hey Manfred, you’re 24 minutes late and counting
Im like 30 seconds away from turning this garbage off you know what fuck It I'm done.
mlbbox dot me
>>156768832>he doesn't sit around the computer with his pepefrens and take turns shitposting
>>156768757This is the sixth cease and desist we've sent to a pirate stream and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
based Manfred is delaying first pitch so I can watch my local collegiate summer league team finish their game
>10am kickoff
>>156768832
>>156768757TVs have literally never been cheaper you stupid faggot No reason not to own a 70’ tv mounted to your living room wall Unless you live with your parents LOL
>>156768869I’m just posting here and watching box score occasionally
>>156768888Checked for Alexandria Asexuals
Why the fuck are they interviewing Trout?START. THE. FUCKING. GAME.
>>156768911This, mommy let me cash in my good boy points for a 90'
>>156768765Pure propaganda
In my new neighborhood I have a baseball bar. Lady that owns it is a big Red Sox fan but it vaters to all baseball. Would it be fun to check out or will it just be a handful of 50 year old dudes sitting on stools quietly watching the guy throw the ball and swing the bat?
Games going to start half an hour after the scheduled first pitch lmao
what the heck im freaking eepy
Looking forward to watching the MLB All-Star Game in my home state of Tennessee via the Nashville Padres in 2038.
are black people good at baseball
>>156768928top kek
>>156768939Retard
>>156768939I dunno you have to go there and update us.
>>156768938anon are you afraid of the HARD QUESTIONS?
>>156768956no but MLB pretends they are
>>156768911>TVs have literally never been cheaper you stupid faggotits not about the money...
>>156768956Like three of the best players of all time are black so yes.
I'm so drunk
>>156768956no.
I fucking hate Ken Rosenthal Want some giant player like CC to curb stomp him
>>156768956They used to be but then they stopped playing like 15 years ago.
>>156768956The legit last good black baseball player was Tony Gwynn, that tells you something l.
>>156768983WHAT A LIFE
my dad (boomer) just went on a racist rant about how “brown people” have “ambushed this great sport” and then told me the DH spot and ABS system has “turned the game homosexual”i wanted to tell him that was all wrong and racist, but i got nervous and just said “haha…sure dad…”
>>156768984jazz set black baseball players back 20 years, jordan walker is saving what jazz destroyed
Remember when Ken Rosenthal bumped into a camera guy and looked absolutely disgusted that a gentile was in his way
>>156768974show me on the doll where jordan walker hurt you
>>156768956they used to be, but black culture decayed to subhuman levels, and they mostly moved to basketball
>>156768323same. Just gonna roll with it. Beats the punjabi streams for nhl
>>156769014Yeah that’s what flipped my opinion on him from neutral to fuck that piece of shit
>>156769005do you guys live with your parents?
>ken I swear I didn't know that script that specifically referenced fanduel was a camero for a gambling client. I honestly had no idea.
This is legitimately the first time an Angel has worn that road grey uniform in like 3 years.
You know what. After reading the lineups, I don’t think this is worth it. I think it’s true what people say, Ohtani and Judge hardcarry this league.
I am married and have never and will never have sex. My team is shit too and will never win a World Series.
>>156769014i forgot to save the webm
>>156768104my duke
>>156769014it was based and goyim are smelly
I'm watching le stream francais
>>156768956Your boy here has the best swing in the history of the game.
>>156768956They are, but they know getting to the MLB is a bitch and baseball doesn't display their athletic prowess compared to American Football, Basketball, and Soccer.
BASEBALL IS ON YAYYYYYY
Will Contreras start a fight?
>>156769027It was the cloaca.
why does it sound like someone's blowing a glass bottle?
>>156768956they used to be
>>156769059I'd HEEM this faggot manlet into next week.
somebody’s got an annoying horn
>>156769081my bad
>Mike Trout is actually good this yearnews to me, I figured he was only here as a veteran and a philly area guy
>>156768366>pervertwhy are you gay?
Sticky this thread because there is no other sporting events going on.
>>156768669Weird
is that the brown note
GAMETHREADGODs MOGGING THE GENNYCELS!!!
The audio is fucked
Anyone hearing mic problems? like a booming
HORRIBLE mic feedbackbrown note sounding
i thought mark trout was retired
sit down, "captain america"
>>156769081They probably are, near the “bat crack” camera
>>156769100East coastie detected Wait til you learn about Nick Kurtz and Shea Langeliers
>>156769109ausgods win again
>>156769100I didn't even know he wasn't sick
>be mike trout>strike out
horrible audiosound like a car idling
I think the AL SUCKS!!
ah shit
>4 pitch walkYour all star starter sir
>>156769051whatthat makes no sense
get this bum off the mound
what sports do young, short and average-height average men play in America? it seems to me that most American sports favor size. maybe wrestling?
Is Sanchez actually good or is this some Ranger Suarez shit where he massively overperforms for a couple seasons then sucks
Can you imagine if Lincoln Financial Field held tomorrow's World Cup Semis and the you had to deal with the Bongs and Argies during the ASG?
>>156769014>>156769059
>>156769154erm... aussiefren?
>pitching around the fearsome Shea Langeliers
>>156769183He was probably warmed up 35 minutes ago
You guys told me Sanchez was good
>pitcher can't throw a strike>swing first pitch at a ball anywayall star hitter right there
why are the commentators so serious? talking about how tough at bat it is and his swing speed and shit? its a joke game. tell some jokes, anecdotes, etc.
>>156769205my work is not going to be happy about that
>>156769192Small people play:SoccerWrestling Possibly track & field/distance running Occasionally baseball Football and basketball require size. You won’t find many 5’6” kids playing varsity level football or basketball
fweddie :3>>156769200
We want a pitcher not a belly itcher
>>156769183>>156769208>>156769193>Taking ASG performances seriously
>>156769205no flippin' way...
who are your 2026 allstar umpies?
>>156769193He’s been pretty legit for a while now. Ranger was like half a season
safe if he hustled a little bit, gay ass exhibition game
>>156769241when I saw judge I knew it was true
>>156769200oh no a slight dirty look because he was embarrassed. quick, send him to the gas chamber! :eyeroll:
>>156769192short people can be batters in baseball, Altuve is the same height as Messi
Watching softball first, my volts are getting fucked up.
This is gay
These dodger commentators are a bunch of faggots
>>156769241>You won’t find many 5’6” kids playing varsity level footballA kid that's 5'6" that played at my old high school got a full ride to play football at Ohio State.
>another walkSanchez is lucky it's a Yankee BUM at the plate.
>>156769192baseball is ok for some of the 5'11" manlets
>>156769268altuve was confirmed 4'10" when they had to scan the players for striike zone challenges
>>156769273Blazies general
>>156769193He's good but Wheeler is better.
>>156769294As a kicker?
>>156769229They have to say that stuff so people appreciate how difficult baseball is and how talented the players are. It’s just annoying if you know anything about baseball
Lellinger's gonna blow it
>>1567692995'11 isnt manlet tho
>>156769290Missed opportunity to have Kruk cast an ASG
why is he so wet?
Bellinger gonna leave em stranded
who the fuck let a yankee on the team?
WE WANT A BATTER NOT ANOTHER LADDER
>>156769268Messi is 5’5 there’s no way Altuve is 5’5 he’s closer to 5’2
>philthies>walked off in the HR Derby>blowing the ASG in the first inning>philthieskek philthies
>>156769192Baseball has a good amount of small scrappy guys at the scholastic level. But realistically, kids that are short and squat play football (positions running back mainly) and wrestling. If you’re short and scrawny, you probably run track & field
>>156769294Running back?
KWAB SANCHEZ
INCOMING DINGER
>>156769192>what sports do young, short and average-height average men play in America?Bowling
Philthies KWAB
Sanchez fucking sucks
there's no way this nigga is NL's ace
sanchez is dealing
>schwarber is cucked out of HRD by black bull>sanchez walks the bases loaded and gives up runsphilthies cannot stop losing
NL SISSIES ABSOLUTELY GAPED
I was told the AL was garbage this year
>>156769336>you
>>156769329Baseball players are large At least big leaguers are. It’s 6’2 220lbs dudes all over the place
>lillies pitching
senior circuit bros...
AL ON TOPGET FUCKED
>it was "yankees batting with RISP">it was "the AL is trash this year"
I like ben rice
Holy kek Sanchez is a bum
>nlel
BAH GAWD ITS A BELLI SINGLE
>>156769192powerlifting
Philthies incredible
the philthies are not major league material
Nice “ace” you have there Philthys
Apologize
>AL wins lol
>>156769389Like that another anon said, he warmed up then had to sit for 30+ minutes with all the ads and pregame bullshit
There should be a 3/5ths compromise for Phillies all star voters. This is already embarrassing
Orson Wells status?
>>156769381phwoar
>celebrating America>YANKEES doing all the damageriggi
erm this is kind of awkward no?
TEN GORILLIAN ERA INCOMING
Gee Phillies, this Sanchez guy is kind of weak, he's due to fall apart in the second half. My Chadres will take him off your hands!
soft ass mods on r/phillies banning people for shit talking the Phillies.
Why did they send this bum instead of Luzardo
sanchez is sweating like an APE rnwtf bros its not that hot out
nl bros...our response?
>philthies>giving the game away in the first>to the yanks "hitters"
>>156769410Cum shitter kek
no...NO!!!
>O'Brien warming upuhhhhh berd bros how did he get here
>>156769438>nl bros...our response?it's the philthies
who the FUCK allowed AL central players to play?
>mic'd up pitcher and catcherdo we like this?
>>156769418
Has Greene really been the best LF in AL?
>>156769456I have it muted cuz a frenchoid is inside my speakers trying to talk to me
>>156769410I’m sorry Ben. You’re good at hitting ground ball singles, we saw that in the derby too
>>156769443so true kek
>>156769438Blame Philly
>>156769456Only if the pitcher says, "sit down boy" at the batter.
>>156769429That's why reddit has better baseball discussion
>>156769192Football (some positions), baseball, soccer, wrestling, track and field, rifle, golf, rowing, rugby (not NCAA sport, but has collegiate and hs teams and a pro league), bowling, gymnastics (men's needs more participation), powerlifting (not NCAA, but has collegiate meets), weightlifting (see powerlifting).
>>156769478kek bodied that stankee
*Sigh*, NL is gonna need yet another literally who Marlin to bail them out when they least expect it like last year
>>156769456Dylan Cease is too autistic for this to work, what are they expecting to happen?
>he thought manfred would let the AMERICAN league lose in the big 250
>>156769456No, I’ve hated this shit ever since they started doing it back in the 90s
>>156769450Bro it’s all they have
>>156769506ive seen him on a podcast before and he seemed really normal and a little bit based
Why does the AL win every year despite barely having any teams over .500?
make this fat fuck CEASE to exist
doggiedoos
riveting stuff Dylan
my girlfriend just told me she is going on a girls trip to Naples florida in 2 weeksi cant focus on the game.
>CeaseWasn't this guy horrible last year with the Poodres?
any frogs in this thread that can translate whatever the fuck this is?
>>156769546MOOOOOOOOODS
>>156769511You can tell both of them hate this shit lmao
Cesse' wife has pretty nice tits
>>156769548what did you expect? will ferrel on the mound?
>>156769456I'm not gay so yeah I like it
>mic'd up pitcher>he has to concentrate and can only speak after a pitch before he gets the ball backWho thought this was a good idea?
>>156769495>rowing lol no guys who do crew are giants i played basketball in high school with a kid who got a partial scholarship offer to be on a crew team because he was 6’8 with a barrel chest. dude had never rowed a boat in his life
>>156769450Bobby Witt jr is the best player in baseball
>>156769556he was a headcase letting the fact that his contract was up and wondering if he'd be traded MINDFUCK him
Bad week for Philadelphia
>>156769556I know right! Remember when my Red Sox almost traded Jaren Duran (sub-.200 hitter) for him?
>SchwarbumNo wonder he lost the derby
>>156769585Not bad enough
>>156769578why do they get to call their sport crew?
philthies...
the audio :(
Oh damn they are showing the mlb network broadcast here don't have to hear any of this gay interviews
>>156769598idk but that’s what it’s called those long ass narrow boats that fit like 10 guys
>>156769418mmmmmmmmmwaaauuu the french
>juan so-so
>>156769549My wife went there on a bachelorette trip
I guess I can tolerate an NL loss tonight as long as the Philthies bear the brunt of the humiliation
>Mest
gave the keys to lil cease
NL STINKS
>>156769549>can't even afford jamaicagrim
>>156769556No one likes playing for the poodres
>lets try a fastball down and away>dots itDylan "Rembrandt" Cease
>Freddy Freeman>isn't a former slave????
Is there some player mic moment I'm missing? My stream is pulling from sportsnet for some reason.
>>156769649Forgot about that commercial
>>156769657Still a free man though
>>156769273For me it's the Cascade
I like Dylan Cease now
C'mon Fweddie
>>156769657Do you guys think you would have objected to slavery if you were alive when it was around?
>>156769577Are you retarded? That's not what's happening
I’m gonna start watching this sport. What’s a non r*ddit team to support?
>it was 0-2
>>156769658Cease and Langeliers are mic’d up but they’re hardly talking. It’s stupid
That’s how a real AB looks like
>>156769658Sportsnet is showing the MLB network broadcast. All the interviews and gimmicks are on Fox.
freddie walkman
Audio sounds like there's a transformer speaking in the background
>genny is just memerel rn gamethreadchads eatin
>>156769495Cycling too
>>156769702Dodgers
>>156769702Yankees, Red Sox, Phillies, or Cubs
>>156769702Mariners easily
>>156769698That's how it started.
>>156769694i would have been an insufferable contrarian depending on where I lived
>>156769711So you're saying I've got the good stream
>>156769702Probably some small team nobody cares about like the Rays or something
>>156769702doyers are the only non reddit team. welcome aboard.
I thought the National League was supposed to be good.
>>156769731lol lmao even
>>156769702pirates
>down and away>throws it high and inside>down and away again>throws it middle inRembrandt bros...
>>156769702the Braves
>>156769702 Rays
>>156769702the savannah bananas
>Walgreens
both sanchez and cease are shitters
>>156769702Any team that’s not in the northeast or California and you’ll be fine
NO HITTER ALERT THE NL IS GETTING NO HIT
>>156769743>i'll tell him the most reddit team as a jokepls no bully the newfrens
>two votes for Rays Okay rays it is
>>156769702Reds
I will never have sex or feel loved
>>156769702Mariners have the best fan support on /mlb/ but they have never and will never win a world series Dodgers are the ultra successful big budget team that redditers hate
>>156769772
>>156769715sounds based desu
>>156769772my condolences
>>156769745Only the dodgers
>>156768983Giwtwm
>>156769702Marlins
>>156769702these days a reddit team just means they have a Japanese player
>>156769772Smart choice.
>>156769702St Louis or New York. Everyone else is a heckin underdog or a reddit bandwagon.
>>156769702Mariners
>>156769702dodgers unironically
bros im 5’11, 160 pounds, and played high school ballcan i realistically reach a low A team if i tried?some additional measurables:>throws 70 mph>bench 2 plates>4.4 inch penis>played 3B mainly
>>156769768shhh no jinxing
>>156769772They're not a bad choice. They're a really analytical team that finds a lot of success in guys other teams pass over. They're never an awful team and are usually pretty good
>>156769822maybe as the clubhouse fluffer
kek
My chihuahuas would bootyblast the NL
>>156769772not a bad choice, they need fans
>>156769822the penis size will limit your ceiling but the bench helps a lot
>ernie first pitch groundoutclassic
>>156769772Worst stadium in baseball tho They have a young superstar Caminero who will 100% leave for a bigger club when his rookie deal expires
You guys told me Sanchez was a demon but he got mogged by "Dylan Cease" (4.55 ERA last year btw)
>>156769772Congratulations, you chose to support one of the smallest teams who has notoriously had its soul ripped out through analyticfaggery
>>156769772Grim
>>156769845stylin' bro
>>156769820>>156769784>>156769722>>156769743>Dodgers >Non-RedditLMAO
>>156769702Orioles
>cum shitter on the micPRRRRRRTTTTTTT
Verlander teaching Cum Shitter not to poo poo semen on the mound #biggerthanagame
>Yfw Misiorowski gets season ending TJ surgery and won't pitch in the majors until mid 2028
You'll never catch me begging anyone to be a fan of my team, you pathetic losers lmao
>>156769883reddit baseball discussion (which is vastly superior to mleb) overwhelmingly dislikes the dodgers because they’re wealthy and successful
>>156769902ewwwwwwww I heard the cum leaking!!
r/baseball hates the dodgers
>wait, hold on a second Miz, I know we’re in the middle of a conversation but we’ve got to play our advertisements
>>156769915me? i beg people not to be fans of the blow jays because having fans puts too much pwessure on the entire team apparently
>>156769914Why is her nose so small French women are so fuckin weird looking
please stop :(
>>156769915please watch my team
>>156769953t. bugfaggot virgin
I'm not watching the game. I'm just shitposting while having the french broadcast of an exhibition playing in the background. you're all redditors.
>>156769915you're not a allowed to sing take me out to the ballgame anymore
>>156769772now you have to pick your favorite rays mascot
>>156769969nope i regularly post anti bug stuff like picrel
>>156769974reddit chad fucks ya
anyone seen jizz jizzem
>>156769917Dodgers have the biggest presence on reddit. Nice revisionism
CUM SHITTER
>>156769864>Worst stadium in baseball thoLooks pretty soulful ngl
>>156770000checked
>>156769914Why does Miz make people seethe so much?
Will Smolz ask him why he keeps shitting cum on the mound?
>>156770008it sucks unless you're there to watch baseball
how does Darsh have permantly wet hair
>>156770019Holy cringeola batman!!!
>>15677001990% of /mlb/ is nl central autist psychological warfare
>>156770008It’s not. I’ve been there. It sucks ass in person. Doesn’t feel like a big league stadium. Claustrophobic hallway feel when you’re walking around the stadium
>>156770028It’s the elephant these fox analysts are neglecting to address
>SIX philthies selectedPlease end fan voting for godsake
>>156770019hes got rizz
another philthy strikes out
>>156770055The meme voting is always hilarious. Like the year it was almost all royals
>>156770065Wow she’s ugly Time to upgrade now that he’s rich and famous
>>156770008It served better as a hockey arena
>>156769917>babsels can't into communism and homosex
>People need jobs>Jobs need peopleHow is that when AI is taking all jobs?
>>156770065Oof
>>156770065the king and queen of laugh lines
>>156770055>if we were a little less dogshit it would have just been jays vs phillies
>>156770008they're the anthesis of soul. very analytical organization with no sentimentality or attachment to the players. players are commodities there, not actual people. maybe that's your jam.
>>156770084People existed before jobs
>>156770055should have just had the dodgers play the AL
>>156770065is that his sister?
>>156770065She cute.
>>156769977The cat >>156770031>it sucks unless you're there to watch baseballWhy else would you be there?
>>156770065would. to both. go braves.
>>156770008Don't listen to those other guys. They have a touch tank where you can touch rays DURING the game. Sometimes home runs land in there
Where is all the anime porn we get in World Cup threads?
>>156770055Marsh is literally the only Philthy the fans voted in, everyone else was selected after that fan vote
>>156770065obvious goober trapped in an athletes body
>>156770122What happens if one of the dingers hits a ray and seriously injures, maybe even kills it?
>>156770128Those threads go by so fast the mods don't give a fuck.
>>156770065They weigh a combined 150 pounds
shea butta
>>156770150rays are probably protected so they'd get fucked
Nu?
FUCKING HELL
>>156770104That’s pretty much what it was last year
PIMP DOWNPIMP IN DISTRESS
NL ARE DIRTY CHEATERS
>tardinalsBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SCOTSMAN YOU JINXED THE RAYS
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkek
ded
Is there anything else to do in the Tampa Bay Area other than going to Rays games? (and don’t say driving all the way to disney)
>injures you in a meaningless exhibition game
gottem get fucked
Nice all star pitching from NL
Lmao
dont you dare kill junior
Gays jek
OLI TAKE HIM OUT RIGHT NOW
Broken pinky!
That smile made this clown look like the devil lmao
His finger is fucking broke holy shit O'Brien
>>156770185please dont post arrows in here champ
>>156770198>>156770198>>156770198
>>156770150They actually put a net over it to protect them. It hits the net then slowly and safely rolls into the tank.
>>156770182the problem is there's too much to do
fucking tardinals you're going to kill the ASG
They’re gonna end the ASG after Caminero misses 6 weeks now It’ll be some pro bowl style skills shit next year
>>156770185>>156770186kek
>>156770209>>156770209real nu>>156770209>>156770209
>>156770185>>156770186best team in the AL, their most likely world series opponent
>>156770185 >>156770185trvke
>>156770241nigga... why?
>>156770236sry wrong thread
>>156770342Huh???
