Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 11Vichy - Nevers161.3kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/startlistGC after stage 10:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/stage-10-gcRoadbook:https://www.xoo-cycling.ch/download/roadbooks/roadbook_tour-de-france_2026.pdfLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/en/https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/stage-11/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD1 / RTBF / VRT / DKTV2 / RTVE / Rai / NOS / EITB / RTP / RTV Slo / SRG-SSR13:45 CETPrevious thread:>>156728945
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>>156737186Merlierwinslol
the most boring TDF I've ever watched. Granted I've only been actually following them for the last few years but even those were at least more fun to watch and more competitive too.
>>156737247Nah he was really sick today he will not be 100% tomorrow
>>156737270Fight for 2nd-10th is shaping up to be rather compelling. I quite enjoyed todays stage. Sprints have been dull and obviously the 'race' for yellow is going as expected. But there's a lot more in this race I feel.
Girmay will win this one
>>156737349the only thing interesting is maybe the points and young rider classification now
Kek remco dunking on lipobitch will never not be funny
>>156737391could actually happen
As long as Phillipsen doesn't win
As the 2024 World Champion Pogacar won 17 non-TT stages, GCs, and Classics. Today Pogacar won his 17th win (non-TT stage, GC, Classic) as the 2025 World Champion.
>>156737621https://www.procyclingstats.com/statistics/riders/wins-by-world-champions
>>156737621guys I think that pogacar dude is pretty strong
Imagine caring about 2nd place
>>156737671imagine caring
end this farce at once
Explain to me please why, while everyone knows that Pogacar has better w/kg and is really motivated and prepared this year, and has an amazing team, that people still get increasingly angry when he wins another w/kg dragrace
>>156737892because he is skinny fat and almost never mouth breaths
How Remking caught the chasers(and won) when he had -10sec at 2km to go on them?
Hows your velogames team doing?
>>156737638high quality wins too
>>156737971fueled by sheer anger and pettiness toward Lipo
>>156737892I don't care that he wins, but I want at least that it seems like others have a chance. I would've liked 2022 even if Pogi succeeded in the end because at least it was a battle
I just wanna say (and I know I say this shit every year) The ability to walk into a different hotel room every single night and getting enough rest to compete in probably the hardest endurance sport in the world is incredible. Well im traveling for work, dude there's different noises, the sheets are different. Can't open any windows. I could not do it. I would rather sleep in the team bus each night.
Vingegaard takes mainly positive signals from the tenth stage, although he had to let his groupmates ride at the end. “My legs are getting better and better. I look forward to the longer climbs. Hopefully, the last two weeks will be better for me than the previous ones.”
>>156737892UAE is the devil and he's making the competition look like a joke, though this is partially because the rest of the peloton like to shoot themselves in the head and play victim
>>156738054Being good at sleeping is literally the skill to have for a cyclist. Don't even start if you don't have that.t. chronic insomniac
>>156738128>the last two weeksthats week 3 and 4 he's talking about
How the FUCK did Vingegaard win two Tours against this guy?
>>156738230Because they were training pog wrong back then, as a joke.
>>156738230back then car exhaust sniffing wasn't banned. and pogi fell for the roglic bait before the dead and gone episode.
>>156738200>>156738054Same. I started refusing travelling for work because I don't want to lose sleep
>>156738230They used to use lots of doping at visma lab, and doped mediocre riders > clean generational talentThey all got scared when van hooydonck had a sudden heart attack and crashed his car, you can just imagine how doped they were back then. Remember Van Aert dropping pogacar on hautacam. That when visma was at their most doped
>>156738230Bald fraud
>>156738054>noisesEarplugs?>the sheets are differentI thought teams even bring their own mattresses? So very unlikely that they don't bring their own sheets, too.
>>156738409peak german post
>>156738054Even 10 km to the city and back is a pain in the ass, let alone all the adjustments they'd have to make to handle a 200 km race, 100 km of bus travel, plus a new hotel room and bed every nightAll the top-tier riders must have hacked the secrets of recovery by now
Pogacar already has more TdF stage wins than Armstrong (including stripped ones). 24 vs 22
>>156738409>why don't zey just bring zeir own beds? i always bring my own bosch bed™ in mein volkswagen, i also bring ze tools so i can fix ze insulation and the ac if it is not werking!Hans just SHUT UP
>>156738628He's got more than Indurain
>>156738194Jonas rode himself so hard he lost to Skjemose today. Painting any of the peloton as playing the victim is another slavic psyop which will not go unpunished.
>>156738054I can’t sleep in my own bed always too hot always pondering even if I train heavy I sleep even worse and fuck my recovery much worse, somehow I can only sleep well when I “nap” which is like 4-5 hours of KO blackhole sleeping on Sunday.
>>156738054Whenever I travel using hotels I find it fun because the evening wank feels different every time. The anxiety around how noisy it will be, the creaking bed, the cardboard thin walls. Sometimes it's a bathroom job on the cramped floor. They have their own mattress and bedding though so probably better than you'd think.
>>156738645>picLMFAO that is so german. Germans are the funniest europeans by far.https://youtu.be/BJW35B_8LxA?si=-X0Ck6kmNThigfao&t=141
>>156738230CO rebreathing was still legal + UAE was ass and Pogacar wasn’t serious.
Is Jonas doing better watts than ever? So he says anyway
>>156738974definitelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKnpacrr4F0
who we got tonight cyc
>>156738645What are you mad about? I'm just saying that those big teams are doing everything they can to make their riders life more comfortable. IIRC even Lance was already bringing his own mattresses, and UAE mentioned in their recent hotel complaint that they bring their own portable AC units (that they couldn't use because the hotel's electricity was fucked, but still). It's not exactly comparable to your average joe going on a business trip.
Remember 2023 when Jonas had a massive advantage over Pog on the descents That crash has really messed him up
>>156739201does Pog really stay in these shitholes? I would be shocked. what are they gonna fine him 500 swiss francs. At the very least I'd be sneaking into a luxury camper in the parking lot.
On the Move they're discussing if Jonas will even finish the tour? Probably just clickbait https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnOzWljBoVs
>>156739288He does. Its against the UCI rules not to use the hotel you have been allotted.
>>156739160Can’t decide I prefer both over the otherside of the bracket
>>156739351What's the punishment? I'm not training my arse off all year to ruin my race in some shanty hotel with no AC
>>156739045I don't think so
>>156739160Football? Got to be france
>>156739160>>156739380wtf are you talking about?
>>156739395No idea. Several teams bitched about the hotels this rest day. Several teams had riders sleeping on balconies because of no AC. So what ever the sanction is the teams are living with crap hotels.
>>156738878I didn't mean today specifically, Tom, you're tired, go to sleep, another stage where you'll grief tomorrow
He's right you know
>>156737833Traitors cheering for a non frog
>>156739557>sleeping in fresh mountain airkinda jelly
>>156739397I'm sure he said it. maybe it was last year or the giro where he said he's pushing more watts than when he won the tdf
>>156739828According to watt calculations this is true
>>156739780absolute trvthnvke embrace the cannibal 2.0 we’ll miss it when it’s gone
>>156739642Strange post
Do we have ANY webms of the bullshit happening? Don't see no press car crashes, no Pidckocks kicking derailleurs, no chutes, no wins, no nothing. >>156738054You get physically tired enough, you drop like a dead body, la. Try doing a 250 km+ ride at a decent pace and you'd be falling asleep like a baby, sheets and windows notwithstanding.
>>156739780>>156739911Crazy that both flags are also linked to cuckold style behaviour. Liking le heckin' cannibal or poogacar is genuinely cringe. He's sucking excitement from the sport like a vampire and yet people clap him on like brain damaged seals.
>>156740151Gifting is the definition of cucking. Instead of taking what you can get, you allow it to be taken by another.
>>156739333>mechanic's face when
>>156739395Your getting kicked out lol they dont fuck around with this they have a curfew and need to be in before that time and others not on the list are not allowed to enter
>>156737186Vichy mentioned !What a fucking boring stage, I guess Dopacar won't let any breakaway tarnish his glory, it will be semen slurp until the final sprint. Won't watch.
So when is Pogacar breaking the stage record ladsI reckon next year, no? Or is he taking it easy and waiting till 2028?
>>156743733Not possible to do it before 2028
>>156743925Through dope all things are possible
>>156743733He should geniunely start doing sprint training just so he can prove himself as a goat. If he doesn't win a sprint stage he will not be a goat. In fact he'll never be a goat because he's a cuck bitch slav who's doping under the most demonic team manager in history.
I am publicly calling for an assassination of the yellow jersey by the coward Mark CAVENDISH
What I find the most strange is how these hotels don't put their best foot forward when the tour peloton is passing by. I've also ended up in hotels in france where the room hadn't been cleaned and the sheets were questionable, but why aren't you giving it a super effort when the tour peloton passes by? You can always go back to your lazy hotel management afterwards
>>156744426I want to see a 90+kg Pogacar with a 550W FTP roll up to Roubaix. Just make the sport even more of a joke than it already is
>>156744426Need fat legs to truly sprint. This post smells fishy if you know what I mean
lowkey a little shocked we havent started seeing tadej sandbagging yetsurely someone has told him the sport gets more interest if its closer
>>156744466>cowardCoward how? He is a knights templar in my books. It's an honour to be slain by Sire Mark Cavendish.>>156744740KEK. And he genuinely could I think. As he's gotten older I've noticed his frame has gotten much wider. If he committed the off season to sprinting, he wins bunch sprints easily. Pidcock matched in MSR. Pidcock has also beaten Wout in various sprints including Amstel Gold. Get Milan back on PooAE as poogacar's leadout man. Of course have him win GC at the same time. Real talk though, I'd have way more respect for poogacar and PooAE if they actually went for it. Why hasn't he won 3 GT's in the same year? Why did they have him skip the olympics? He can clearly do it all. So just get it done. Everyone knows what's up, TNT commentary was deflated today. Win all 3 GT's and a few classics in the same year then call it quits. Massive respect if he does that. I would genuinely root for him if he showed the balls to do it. It's a level of performance, doped or not, that I can really get behind. Must be all over 3 minutes too.
>>156745264Oil merchants are greedy
>>156745461>Wins 3 GTs, 4 monuments and the WC in 1 year>Still loses Roubaix to some shitter like De Lie or someone Ship it, book it, make it happen
Pogacar has more Tour stage wins than Vingegaard, Froome, and Indurain put togather.
Guys can we survive the night?
>>156745264He already does. Last year he backed off near the end as the French started booing him. Arensman stage win was an absolute farce. The problem is he wins the tour early on the second week. I don't think they can withstand the risk of keeping the race close, nor have the foresight to do so. The PooAE set up seems very fragile and egotistical. They need to go out and make statements, they need to right their perceived wrongs, they won't allow certain riders to have any success etc. After Jonas smacked them up, as a response to blatant doping, they took that extremely personally and hired a new 'coach' to ensure it never happens again. They cannot handle humiliation. They're an incredibly petty bunch of people and it's very unsurprising to see what is going on. You;d think the UCI would have stepped in by now and told them to calm the fuck down, but I suspect they are partially in it to destroy Visma and Jonas as retribution.
>>15674593343 year old poogacar still racing in pursuit of the roubaix that was promised to him 3000 years ago. Like the cycling version of christiano ronaldo. Jaded old man who will never let it go. I can totally see this happening. Better for everyone if they just give it to him so he can fuck off to spend his time at weekly BBC conventions around slovenia with ursky.
That hairline...
>>156746110>You;d think the UCI would have stepped in by now and told them to calm the fuck down, but I suspect they are partially in it to destroy Visma and Jonas as retribution.I subscribe to schizo facts, more please
kinda weird how obsessed you are over the GOAT :)
Have you seen how Dopagcar closed a 50 sec gap in 500 meters today? Carapaz is a world class rider fighting for the stage win. He just flew by. In 20 years we'll watch the video and wonder why we burned the planet and have to live underground because Earth became unihabitable
>>156746684>Carapaz is a world class riderimagine believing this
>>156746684no, but I did see some retard overexert himself on the climb, tiring himself out early allowing others to catch him
>>156746562Is it unrealistic though? They've always been petty. Remember stage 11 I think it was in 2024, Jonas pipped the demon to the line? Then poogacar came out to the media, along with his staff, saying it was all because he was underfed or some shit? And his podium ceremony he was stood comically drinking from a bidon as if his life depended on it? That is a parasocial statement to the public "I was not beaten fairly, there was an issue and I'm still better actually!" There is no class in that. Over the years there have been many sly digs and comments against visma. His response to being humiliated by Visma on the stage he famously cracked, was to come back next year at a level that the sport has never seen. Irradiated. You don't do that for the love of the sport. Then throught the past few years he's been absolutely destroying Jonas, been nose breathing and fiddling with his jersey as Jonas attacks, only to go over the top of him like it's nothing. This is all humiliation, and completely uncalled for. They know they're going to destroy Jonas, yet they refuse to allow visma in breakaways. Stage 9 this year they ensured that Visma would NOT be in the break, held it at 1 minute then let it go when there was no visma threat.Maybe this is all schizo rambling but there are too many occurrences for it to be coincidence. We know how emotional meds and slavs can be. How petty and vindictive they are. They feel humiliated at a greater degree than the rest of us. And when you have the highest performer the sport has ever seen, you can dish out the pain at will to your enemies. It is no coincidence that Visma are on the receiving end of it every time. Can't imagine being beaten by Wout at PR(KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK best day of my life in years) would have helped diffuse the situation.
Do we send a france bet now, pretty good odds. They might go pas normal and just score two in the second
>>156746684you conveniently went blind when the chasing group also flew past Carapaz a few seconds later?
>>156747683Just put the rest of my 365 wallet on it. Seems like a somewhat safe bet honestly unless it goes to ET in which case, fug
>>156748047ET was my initial thought actually, it might giga slurp and france score some luck goal at 110
that nutjob Cucurella is a guaranteed second yellowso stressful watching Spain the way they take such risks at the back
>>156748269That's been the pattern so far. Usually the cheesiest team gets that goes. Might have fucked myself on this.>>156748393Wait until Merino comes on and gets a cheesy late goal. Cucurella is pure rage bait too, wouldn't count out french cards because of him
>>156737892he looks like a lesbian
>>156744426this seething anglocuck again.. go eat your spotted dick or dingledongles and leave the internet to the grownups
I have to go to bed soon. Can you please make sure the thread survives the night? Spam threads should stop ~1-2 hours after the game. I think.
>>156750646Will do my best. Bet schizobrit can also provide a post or two.
>>156749168>Yes. Nazi Germany and its Axis allies invaded the Kingdom of Yugoslavia on April 6, 1941. The attack began with a massive bombing campaign on the capital city of Belgrade. The poorly equipped Yugoslav army surrendered unconditionally on April 17, 1941. Following the surrender, Germany and its allies completely divided and occupied the country.KEEEEEEEEK
>>156750646it won't survive if france goes out
>>156752090will it survive if france make a comeback from this
>>156752090it will. just take a look at the top right and make a post every 5 minutes for the immediate match end
There goes the bet. France is forever a KWAB nation. Napoleon can suck my bollocks. D-Day was a mistake. Maybe they can select a few actual frenchmen next tournament and see how that goes. England have the perfect buck ratio in my opinion.
>>156752090it wouldn't survive either way with footy
>>156752090Correct
>>156752519That one white guy is the worst player on the pitch, the ngubus are not the problem
>mfw football is not even the best sport you do with your feet
>>156738054There's still gains to be made by teaching cyclists military sleeping.It's not that hard to learn and it works extremely well to sleep in the shittiest conditions.
>>156752850>Gets banned for doping because of the medicine and hormones they give to the cows.
So is this good or bad news for Paris tonight?
>>156753874those injuries, pigs got owned
>>156753874IIRC they basically board up the entire city and deploy riot police everywhere after each game. Perfect grounds for an ethnic cleansing. Trap large groups in squares and just open fire. Get a couple rafale jets in on it for training.
>>156754303https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1961_Paris_massacre
>>156754498About time we had another.>Death was due to heavy-handed beating by the police, as well as mass drownings, as police officers threw demonstrators into the river Seine.Not their fault. Violent protesters lobbed into a river whilst the police defend themselves? They should just swim to the shore no? Even cavemen could swim. If you can't swim you're literally worse than a caveman.
>>156754498Also the year of the first school shooting in Sweden.
great now the evil french uci will bully movistar and caja rural even more
>>156753874I don't know what it is with sandpeople and othercolored humans, but they trash shit if they win and they trash shit if they lose. They just wanna trash shit. And the working man pays for it all.
>mbrappe chimping outKEKEKEKEKEK the closest we have to this is remco's eternal seethe. I think we need a few token bucks to seethe.
>>156755311the irony of a belgian writing this
>>156755389Imagine if sprinters start riding into eachother or fake chute every time someone else touches them.
>>156755977Why does this matter, my point stays the same no matter the location
>>156752972Where/how do I learn? I need to improve my sleep score even further and min max recovery on short sleep days.
You have the whole internet at your fingertips. It's not like it's a secret or anything. People are just lazy to put in the work as always
>>156757408>>156757160
>>156757408Someone is asking for your assistance and you fob him off and make a snarky post. Give him a starting point at least.
Spanish rider was the last of those who went into the early break to be caught by the peloton, Spanish-speaking rider last one to be caught by Pogacar.Not looking good,
and now we hang on for dear life
>>156757736Ok faggot. But onyl because a 4chan post is the perfect place for this.tl;dr control breathing, control muscles, control thoughts. 2 is simple. 1 en 3 is perfected by practicing (thats where the lazy modern human turns 360° and walks away)
I just love this little retard like you wouldn't believe
>>156758606>type advice
>>156759256And that is exactly why a 4chan post is not the place for this
>>156759112>like, why the fuck are you posting my face on /cyc/?>what the fuck is wrong with you, you're such a creepThis would give me such a boner. Fit as FUCK.
>>156759456If only there was a quick and easy way to acquire complex information in this day and age. Poor Bert.
imagine laying in a 2 star hotel bed with zero ac and a team mate right now
>>156759794>duck duck goWell that certainly won't help
>>156759962>laying in a [...] team maten-no homo
>>156759962sounds comfy
>>156759972
I hate to say it but what the fuck is the point of jorgenson and kuss?
waiting for l'equipe player ratings
>>156760569I agree but who could visma even bring instead?
>>156759962
>>156760569That's what happens when they ban your CO rebreathing. You suddenly end up with shitters like the rest of the peleton
this team beat Pogacar by 7 (SEVEN) minutes
i'm sleeping in a tent after a 6 hour ride on an air mat from decathlon that seems to have lost its ability to retain air so by 4am i'll probably just be sleeping on the ground
>>156761144Comfy (until 4am)
>"We didn't get much help from the Lidl-Trek riders again," Evenepoel said to Sporza, referring to the Tourmalet stage, where he also sat in a group with Ayuso and Skjelmose.>On the other hand, he is pleased to pick up 18 seconds on Jonas Vingegaard, who was put in the sprint.>"Then he (Vingegaard, ed.) was probably worse than me in the end," Evenepoel says with a laugh.
>>156761641I love when he casually drops that he has no clue about tactics.
hey you lazy gits keep posting >:(
>>156762508We're still P1. I'll argue with myself over poogacar if it gets to squeaky bum time, trying to pick a song to make a vingegaard cover over. Thinking maybe creep or gnaw by alex g. Has to be sad and depressive. Considering a russian war song but those karaoke versions are hard to find.
>>156754498sounds basedall socialists deserve a bullet in the head
https://youtu.be/ksPXjodGbZI?t=515preach brother Johan
>>156763123QRD? Stopped watching their podcast because they say nothing in a lot of words.
>>156760866>this was their oppositionanyway, Benoot was pretty good todaya shame for Visma that he's now helping Seixas
>>156763273Lance is waste of time he needs to shut up and let Wiggo speak but Johan is always good
>>156763385Completely agree. George is also very insightful. Love the rage in Lance's eyes on the occasion George makes a joke about him, like where he joke about Lance's shitty attempt at speaking french.
>>156762844>rangebanned again had to swith three sim cards to finally find a way to post
>>156763680fuck, replied to wrong post, i'm even socialist myself (well, a commie, but i guess this anon wouldn't care to differ)
>i'm even socialist myself (well, a commie, but i guess this anon wouldn't care to differ)Grotty
>>156763779For americans there is indeed no difference.
>Vingegaard has to pull the entire group fighting for third >everyone mostly slurping, even with Fishboy asking for turns>Memco Seethepoel turns of afterburners on the last 5m>Fishboy unable to do anything after destroying himself on the climbMasterful tactics from everyone here
>>156764106They're just all so fucking scared of losing.Whatever happened to winners mentalities? You got guys slurping, not to become 12th but to not drop from 12th.Absolute weakminds
>>156764408I'm not sure how this happens, is it just that everyone checks their power meter and doesn't push too far into the red? I guess I understand it for Fishboy, since he seems to know his limits and go exactly to the point where he blows up right at the finish line. Can't really do more than that, trying to follow Poggers any harder than this would end in disaster. But the others? I don't know.
>>156764453The most boring crop of sprinters I've ever seen. 2015 sprinters were peak kino. I cannot imagine how kino 90's and 00's sprinters were. Kittel vs Cav vs Griepel. Cameo from Bouhanni getting DSQ'd. Will it ever get better than that/
>>156764729Jonas blew himself up on the Tourmalet and today.
>>156764920They were just as boring bruh. You need to go further back to cippolini end petachi days
>>156764966>just as boringThis era has zero soul. Massive muscular germans against a small angry brit was definitely kino. Sagan too. Brilliant. Now we have the most boring sprinters. Merlier has absolutely zero personality whatsoever. Token black dude. Jappe has something about him at least. Kooij is equally as devoid of a personality as merlier. And the rest of them? Literal who's. Mads didn't even bother last finish. This is the worst crop of sprinters the sport has seen ever. Prefer to see poogacar win every sprint finish with a 90km solo. Getting unwatchable to be honest. Twinkification of the sport is absolutely killing it. I want to see Gleb Syrista's head butting each other for 20km whilst the GC twinks fight to survive.
>>156765188That's not just sprinters, it's the whole peleton. They don't have identity anymore. They all act the same, look the same, are trained to talk the same.Put 20 interviews next to eachother and they could've as well be 1.
>>156765188>Massive muscular germans against a small angry brit was definitely kinoWhen was that? The only successful German I remember was Zabel, and he wasn't massive by any stretch of the imagination.
>>156765469He means greipel and kittel
>>156764106Jonas was fucking WEAK. If he was in peak condition, he would have dropped all of those frauds.Anyway, Remco was dropping himself on the last climb, which also gives Lipowitz an excuse for not pulling. And we can cut Seixas some slack. By far the rattiest of them all were Ayuso and Skjelmose (surprise).
>>156765282100% agree. It is so tiresome.
Need another Cippolini. Need another Frank Vandenbroucke. Hell, need another Wiggins.
>>156765961>Need another CippoliniWhat I guy. I remember him getting in the car at TDF a couple of hundred meter into the first incline over 3%. I was baffled.
>>156766422Lance told a story where he said to the hotel "if my food doesn't arrive in 15 minutes I'll start smashing plates". 15 minutes passes. Apparently he literally went around the tables smashing plates on the floor. A lot of these 'baddies' were principled it seems. Journalists deserve punches. Hotel staff deserve abuse. Team staff who step out of line deserve to be called whores. That's the reality of sport.
Gianetti island has been bustling the last 3 years. All those poor colombian children born at altitude, their blood harvested and given to the PooAE roster. There is no coincidence to why their performances all seem to be that of a mountain goat. Poolitt smashing it through mountain stages? As a massive german TT rider? It's because of young colombian's being bled dry. There's a reason people liken gianetti to dracula. It is a subtle dog whistle. I vow to end this demonic practice through bombs, missiles and torture.
>Winning a tour de france in the manner PooAE have done in the past seasons is more accurately compared to a heist that a sporting triumph. The most outrageous ascent to greatness known to humanity. A shameless display in human tampering in the face of honest opponents, at we all sit and watch in shock as it happens. If the prize was a medal like in the olympics, it would be a highly unethical practice that deserves severe reprimand. However with the finances involved in the largest sporting event in the world, one can only describe it as a heist. >From the perspective of the losing teams, the lost prize money, sponsorships, the theft of well deserved glory will never be replaced. Many stories that should have been were violently stripped of their rightful owner by a greedy, soulless crooked organised backed by a notoriously immoral arab, staffed by convicted cheats and enacted by individuals who have never even heard of morality.>We are witnessing a corruption, backed by the very governing body employed to protect the sport, which has the potential to completely devastate the credibility the sport worked so hard the regain. An act like this in any other field would call for the most severe reprimands possible, but because it's the sport of cycling, where this is standard operating procedure, we all roll our eyes and sigh in an awfully familiar tone. This is the sport we love yet we watch, as every 15 years, a group of individuals pull off a heist of the century. This is fine. This is normal. This is cycling. Dave Brailsford hitting levels of based I didn't even know existed. Holy FUCK we're so back.
Imagine working for the PooCI being the one dude that advocates for an inquiry on the PooAE doping scandal. In the moment you're subhuman scum, your life will be destroyed, you'll be subject to massive law suits and then when you win you're suddenly the most noble man in the sport and everyone pretends they supported you all along. Rob Hatch will sing your praises on air despite doing various character assassinations to try and ruin your life. It'd take an extremely robust morally sound individual who can withstand being widely hated his entire life. Think I've found my calling. Shall be applying for every opening at the PooCI. Of course they only head hunt because it's a cult that needs the seal of approval to ensure you don't go rogue and actually do your job (protecting the integrity of the sport), like every bureaucratic job, but I'm sure they're hiring a janitor or groundsman at some point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qNtOryEVc0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD2BSgDHrAcBanger, chinaman makes good music
Still no French stage winner this tour piss, shit and anthrax will be thrown at pogacar by stage 15 if a French man hasn't got his stage.
One last bump should do the trick
>>156770720fighting the good fight
>>156770780I think Sunday the WC ends. The humiliation of /cyc/ being relegated to the archive will be over.
>>156770882Great, just in time for the serious sqeaking for week three.
>>156765514>kittelThat's a name I miss, loved seeing him in the tdf
we alive somehow. nice
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>>156774039nice, CX WC is in Ostend next season
Nerurkar cagied, collected
We survived the night
so France lost on Bastille day?
lousy weather in Qinghai
>3350mwew
>>156774060c omf y
>>156773642lifelong contract means lifelong contract, the guy in the costume is actually Wout.
>>156774699
Pog isn't racing Jonas anymore. He's racing against Merckx
Bagatin wins. grande! his second 2.Pro win this season. surely WT contract soon
>>156774978>fences to the left of me>fences to the right>stuck in the middle with moooooo
oh shit the thread actually lived through the night
>watch highlights because schedule is shit>pogacar just nukes the raceIs it joever for Fish?
>“I didn’t expect the roads to be like this,” Pidcock told TV reporters after Tuesday’s stage. “I don’t know what they do to the roads here. They’ve thrown all sorts of white shit over them. It made it very slippery, especially on the descents.”>Local authorities typically spray roads with whitewash or lime when the Tour de France comes to town. The coating cools the tarmac to prevent it from turning into a sticky, melty mess under the peak July sun.>Pidcock blamed his crash on whitewash. Teen prodigy Paul Seixas suggested sections of asphalt without the coating were just as bad.>“I think the tarmac was melting,” Seixas said. “We could see the descent was very dangerous. I think the tarmac was melting. The descent was like an ice rink. It was lucky we were at the front at that point. We didn’t want to take any risks.”be "master descender", can't actually masterfully descend. kwab
It was a slow speed hairpin and he misjudged the line he wasn't going faster than the others just a simple rider error
kek
>>156777205>it’s the white tarmac faulttotal cope Pidcock made a steering fault
It'll take a miracle to survive tonight. The biggest football match in recent history. Highly political because salty argies. If England win there will be a meltdown.
>>156777205I'm so sick of commentators talking about bike handling skills. I'm actually sick of them talking about everything.
>>156777548grug would prefer some family friendly hotel as a future dad, where kids make pranks.
>>156778231It takes team effort and dedication. We have to pull together, stay strong push push push and we can do it.
>>156778254
>>156778276I have to wake early tomorrow so I cannot babble to myself at 2am. The future of cyc rests on your shoulders, I elect you as the flame bearer. I think you only get 5 bumps anyway, nothing a bit of mobile data can't manage however.
What if we just had a Tour without teams again
>>156778406you mean nationalities again
Maybe Pogacar is the GOAT and we just haven't realized it yet
>"what's the most iconic thing about France?"unhinged
>>156778243Based.
>>156778883Dont think any other race for him would even come close
Good afternoon, The Tour is dead
>>156778976Deep down, he knows that gold wasn't earned
>>156779058>the tour is dead bro I swear everyone is depressed on r/pelotonAt least hald the TdFs in history have been won by the favourite in this kind of dominating manner. See you next year btw
>>156779073I think he beats him. Remco was flying that day. One of the most impressive riders I've ever watched.
>>156779073Tell us more about pog and races with cobble sections
>>156779160
>>156778470Yeah maybe, I'm a touristI guess what I truly meant was "every rider for himself"
Taking a piss literally in front of that side road guy lmfao
>>156778243>have the capability to offer commentary free audio through a secondary audio channel>don'tfuck you SBSespecially bridiefucking track racing loser
>>156777548we've been reading these stories about shit hotels for 50 yearswhy don't they figure that shit out instead of whining about it every year
Lads, I put on my spring jersey, instead of the summer one, for today's ride and almost melted!Learn from this mistake and always dress appropriately. Also, stay hydrated at all times. Cheers.
>>156780155What is the difference between those jerseys?
who is the GOAT of Dutch beach racing?
>>156779995I remember a few years ago they had audio problems for maybe 30 minutes, and there was no commentary, just the crowd, peloton and bike sounds along with green scenery. It was so nice.
>>156780362TNT have multiscreen where you can pick the camera. So it's heli, front of the race, back of the peloton or a key rider. They definitely have a no commentary stream, not sure if they have one now. Makes the race a bit more watchable instead of focusing on one rider. G2 was interesting yesterday. No point panning to poogacar who gets at least half the screen time.
>>156780174>beach racingeven pros do that sometimes
alakwab gettin splashed, surprised he wasnt upset
>>156780362I'd like to have the choice between several audio streams: commentary, team radio, crowd, peloton, or for 2,99€ extra the exclusive Remco seetheline.
>fastest rider in the peloton gets shown on TVSTOP THE FUCKING PRESSES
>>156780660>Dear stan, i told you i dont dope
>>156780155it's called heat adaption.
Blythe is licking the shit off poogacar's anus again. He's getting albanian'd and all.
Astonishing lack of charisma from merlier. I might start hating him too. What a boring mong.
German TV are drinking sewage water from Vichy
>2:0
ahh proppa slurpa
>Jonas, do the thing
>>156781121Well will he let Girmay kiss the sticker?
wtf
Do you think the peloton is making fun of Janes behind his back?
>>156781173the French had so much to squeak about yesterdy that they evolved into a mighty squeaker
>>156781121
>tejay can't fathom going fastColor me shocked
RAIN IN 5
>>156781440no way
>>156781517They just played a race radio saying it could rain during the final
>>156781545so more like>rain in 75
>ynr luke plapperoo
have those terrorists been dropping tacks again
>>156781695I guess big tire is too powerful, so UCI can't mandate better puncture protection or outlaw ITT tires being used for road races. it's kinda wasteful how quick they get through those tires that cost 50 Euros a piece.
>>156781695no it’s because it rained slightly this morning this makes spillage on tarmac which dries and becomes hard
how were the tour hotels back in the 1900s ?
do they have like a team of street sweeper trucks that run the route before each stage to clear the roads of any debris?
>>156781800they slept on the ground like men
>>156781800They just slept in the beds of the immense crowds of women that threw themselves at them
>>156781831actually yes. they also have a dedicated painter who paints over benises drawn on the road.
>>156781869these guys are volunteers
>>156781869You just can paint penises after he has passed... Afaik it's not a crime.
hors
>allah
kwab
This is just painful for Allah
>>156781956they showed the dude who does that job last year, in some cases they just want to see him do the job and say hi.
The kind of stage where you pray for a massive chute to fight boredom
>>156781987Poor guy, it's literally "clean it up janny" tier.
>>156781956i'm pretty sure defacing any public road is technically illegal. Even if you paint R.EV 1703 or VDB4EVER on the la redoute it's part of the tradition but no way is that actually allowed
>zimmershart
chute
CHUTE L'ORIBLE
>>156781969more embarrassing to be lacheed from this breakaway than it would be from the peloton
>>156782028here have some zimmerskin
feed n seed zone chute lol
>>156782047You might be right, but if you call the cops to fine the one guy who painted male genitalia on the road they'll have to fine the hundreds of people who just painted PiNOT, it's not realistic.
what did you just say about me?
Come on Mads, it has been too long since a win for the good goys
>>156782251
I am here to remind you of the existence of Mr. Stefan Küng.
what is the point of a breakaway on a stage like this
I think that anybody that gets more then 1 hour behind in the GC should get dq'ed
>>156782324You might be named The Most Combative Rider of the Day™ and get to stand on the podium for a bit
>>156782214another slovenian doperslovenia is ground zero for doping shit>mohoric is amazing until the french raid bahrains hotel>roglic hasn't even ridden a bike until 23 years old then wins a GT 3 years later>dopecar >tratnik- same story as mohoric, destroying people up zoncolan then police raid and he's no where after
>>156782339Do you HATE sprinters that much ?
Now that basically the whole world agrees the pros are doping again, what kind of dope are we talking about?
>potentially fastest etappe ever
>>156782213i like the painted names on hills because they give the climb a kind of cycling lore personality. i wish they wouldn't remove them. it's fun if you go riding in france after the tour and you see all the names that people painted still there, still full of dreams and hope and expectation, and the flags and decoration in little dead towns where the tour passed by. it gives me, the solo amateur holiday rider a feeling of connection to the tour de france
>>156782251Thats a drugged op head-turn if ive ever seen one.
>>156782466now that you mention it
>>156782456i've seen enough. i'm posting pogacar dopage on wielerflits right now
>>156782524Who let them out of the server room?
when will Skoda get a grip and let them make the points jersey a brighter green again
>>156782464I don't think they clean them unless it's a national road, small roads are the responsibility of the municipalities, and they often have a tiny budget.
>>156782576if pogi wins it make it Slovenian green for 1 year.
>>156782524yiff in hell
>>156782576entire VW group will likely die within a few yearsprobably not long
One extra strong man and this break would have made it.
>>156782251>>156782466Yeah he looks high on cocaine lol
>>156782441everyone is clean except UAEdonkeys on UAE are using lactate peptides, microdosing dopecar is using blood vector doping+lactate peptides+perfleurocarbons from gianettis cum
give it to me straight, how much percentage on the fish factory worker to win this year?
>>1567826660% satan
>>156782666checkedbut we're in single digits and it requires a pogi chute catastrophale de la muerte
>>156782666<1%
>>156782666'sover%
>>156782441> the pros are doping againThey have never not doped.
I hate soudals jersey's this yeari can't believe quickstep isn't in their name anymore
they should be hanging more peopleespecially dopers
>>156782441I still think they might be clean, but just with way better nutrition (before & during the races)
oh no, not big schlong guy
how can i get a job as one of those guys that waves the yellow triangle flag at roundabouts?
It's gaviriaover
>>156782441
>>156782767Good, WC teams should never bring a sprinter
>>156782666>employs the power of the devil to make jonas winblessed post
chance of chute?
>>156782666count your blessings and pray for second
>>156782666Skelly has a better shot at this point
>>156782829Gigantic
>>156782767>gaviriaoveroh o
Don't want to jinx it but I have a good feeling about Philipsen
holy fuck ride retards
>>156782939heh
>>156782324Tv time for your sponsors
Don't let the Somali guy win, the commentators are annoying with this cunt.
>>156782939Merlier is there he will win
what
Holy fuck that was epic
I hate uno-x so much like you wouldn't believe. put them in the worst hotels for the rest of the tour.
Oil nations keep on winning
out-fucken-played
how
JAPPOVER
kino
now that's genuine dopage
what the fuck was Bol doing
Interesting sprint
Fatty is gonna be the worst winner of the green jersey since old Sagan
Cees Bol kinda fucked it for Kooij, Kooij was strongest
Impressive as hell desu, to have the energy to spring like that after the break
Officially the fastest stage ever.They beat the very clean record from 1999.
top 10
carbon monoxide broswe eatin good
philipsen rode the best sprint if you look at it objectively & empirically
>>156783101They didnt have winds in 1999 chud
>>156783115If he's did so well, then why didn't he win?
>>156783145the race was won by a breakaway
>>156783140It's also the official explanation lol
>>156783185If you don't win, you're not best. The end.
>>156783185Danish levels of copium
this weird-ass move by Bol cost Kooij his sprint
gay retard norge
>>156783019
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>>156783242Who’s at fault Bol for going too soon (600m) or Kooij for being too chicken to follow? He obviously had the legs yet he waited on Jappe’s launch
>>156783106no changes in GC
TNT sports presenters: worst dressed commentators in all of TV?
>>156783297lack of communication, surely
>wins a breakaway stage>finishes 7th, 9th, 12th, and 11th on the sprint stages>is still in green
i hate cycling nowat least the GTsthey are the worstno more awesomenessclassics are pretty good though sometimesstill nothing better than the 10smy favorite 20 minutes of the entire year used to be the sprint trains ramping up to psychotic pace on the champs elysees as the sun was settingnow that shit is boring with no trains and sometimes they don't even have the champs sprint
>>156783391>2019 was seven years ago
>>156783482Only last year (or 2 years ago?) people were saying it was the most exciting tour de france ever with hard racing every day on every stage, now people are saying it's boring again
>>156783692People always complain. ALWAYS.
JAPPE RELEGATED
>>156783939The absolute state....
>>156783325>Sexias in 5thThat's pretty dang good, innit.
>>156783939me putting him on my velo cursed him
>>156783296this as well as kofola being available in my local kaufland makes a good case for federalizing the EU
>>156773642>we alive somehowSchizobrit worked his ass off - say thank you
>>156783939what?
>>156784603thank (you) >>156770720
>>156784682
>>156784699and thank you rusbert
he got relegated for this?
>>156783296>FAARH DEH MIHN ØHYNGLENS SOODHA VAHN
Jappe should automatically be relegated from very sprint. Just for being a annoying retard.
what the fuck is going on
Not so fast haters. Jasper Philipsen relegation overturned!
>Standings after Stage 11 of the Tour: Jasper Philipsen Jumps to 3rd Place in the Green Jersey Race After His Disqualification Is Overturned
purely a relegation on "reputation". jury be like: oh no, ooga booga, philipsen third? he must have done something wrong ooga boogathen the team managers went to the jury to ask for clarification and jury was like"evidence? ooga booga, me no have evidence. french team complain, ooga booga. me undo relegation, ooga booga"
ASO/UCI trying really hard to outdo FIFA
Too bad. I don't like Jappe.
>>156784843At least it's good for my veloteam.
Cancellara got chunky
>>156785266and JUSTed haircut
>he pushed>but not too much!>coinflip?>coinflip!There should be more official coinflips if the cases are 50/50
>>156785266Positively obese
>>156785295he's going full Bert
https://www.domestiquecycling.com/en/news/visma-plan-fresh-talks-with-jonas-vingegaard-after-career-warning/Contact up in 2028 apparently. He's completed everything. He's got nothing more to prove. Wouldn't be that surprised if he retired this season but I highly doubt he will because visma have no one else. 2027 retirement seems very much on the cards. Yates was given early termination iirc. But there's a real lack of depth in Visma right now so I'm sure they'd fight for jonas to continue as long as possible. From what I've seen, GC riders can't continue if their head isn't in the game anymore. Training causes enough cortisol, if they become depressed and burnt out it's probably time. Have Jonas farm vueltas and giros for the next two years. He should never return to the tour, it's cruel. Big changes for visma to come I'd imagine. Especially as Wout is also getting on.
ok just home. lets see what happened at the tdf today..
>>156785388Could probably still get green in this fraud tour
>>156785938Its based on a direct quote kek
Guys push push new thread we can do it
>>156785266a duvel too many
>>156787902It has been chaos all day. It cannot survive the night. It will be non stop for the next 10hr.
>>156785388>3agan
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRY
I don't want TdF to end. Since my childhood I associate it with holidays, summer and cheese. As a regular Tourist I always keep tabs on /cyc/ but it's missing the magic of these days in July.
>>156792612Same. Best memories were during university breaks: Quick ride in the morning, then chill on the couch and watch the whole stage, every day. Good times, man, I want that back. Fuck work.
>>156738230UAE fucked up their blood transfusions.
>>156738230How did Pog win 4 tdf against the great Jonas. a bit of respect for the Dane pls
Pretty heartwarming that Gianetti went from hospitalising himself in bizarre doping attempts, to creating Riccardo Ricco in a lab, to having the 2011 Vuelta stripped from Cobo, but then decided to follow the rules and accidentally found the most dominant athlete of all time.
>>156799591the indominable human spirit
>Mads Pedersen plans to end his professional career after the World Championships in Copenhagen in 2029. He announced this in the TV 2 program 'AftenTour'.>There is an end date for everything. For me, it is the day I can no longer compete for victories. Then I don't belong here anymore.>I will have a really hard time changing as a rider, going from being the leader and the one who won – to always having to help.>For us, it is a special place to end your career. The plan is that the World Championships in Copenhagen are where I would like to stop riding a bike, says Mads Pedersen.madsbros.....
>>156784805
>>156801980Better that than hanging around like a bad, Anglo-Kenyan smell
It's over
>>156803977I don't believe it till I see it
>>156783296>>156784805>>156802826I don't get the and it would interest me how this stuff tastes like
>>156804802i buy mine in germany so whats your excuse
>>156803977Can always come back.
Was Messis offside position before the goal just conveniently ignored? lmao
>>156807820spastic
Tuchel was right calling England players a bunch of pussies
please protect the roses, schizobrit
my boy Lautaro
Schizobritbros...
We deserve to lose
Score 1 goal park the bus for 40 minutes losebeat your missus to pulp
club soccer is pure shitinternational soccer is pure soul
Remeber guys look at your top right and push push. Don't blow your matches too fast. We can do this. Keep it below 500 until 2am.
they're not creative enoughthey're not positive enough
Here we go
It was nice knowing you /cyc/. But it looks like we're gonna die
hold fast now cyc its going to be a rough night
>>156812633So will the missuses
>>156812633let it diesprinters don't deserve a thread
>>156810805their (lack of) stamina is embarrassinggive them whatever Pogacar is having
>>156812633we survive if we diesel
I didn't know you actually talked about football here too
>>156813816Barely, a few posts here and there, but it's not like we got any cyclismo going on right now, and we must fight for our survival tonight.
Spain bring on Merino and Pedri to see out the gameTuchel brings on Konsa and Dan fucking Burnget these fucking bums outta here
It's team work guys. We survived the first spam wave. Keep focused keep hydrated. We can do this. Eat some gels.
Ye we might die in laugh at schizobrit threads
Pogi is clean
why are you trying to defend a thread that will reach the bumplimit soon anyways?
Keep focused
>>156815602Same reason why Jonas is trying to beat a guy that will drop him anyways.
>>156815848I'll get paid for bumping? Nice.
>>156815602Team building exercise. We have to keep under 500 for another 2 hours and we're good to go.
>>156814808I'm sorry but I don't do gels. But I got banana's. Who wants one?
brit schizo is retarded and delusional but this year's UAE does likely have a likely advantage that's bordering on unfair. It's the exclusive access to lactate as fueling. pogi's physiology is distinct in that he has high lactate clearance capacity, meaning his mitochondrial capacity to transport and use lactate as fuel is far greater than normal. this makes him a super responder to this lactate supplement/fuel. this on top of his other outlier advantages does seem pretty unfair but it's also a kind of carb and an important research direction for health benefits to oxygen transport lacking individuals so there's a lot of public benefit with its commercialization.
I'm glad england is out, but the final is going to be a giga slurper now
Brits are gonna channel this anger and do hold ups in the passes
>>156817544Unfortunately, I don't see it
>>156817463is it spain v argentina?
>>156817463Pic rel>>156817544You got buck broken by germans in a matter of days so LMFAO you're a bitch + ur gay>>156817212>brit schizo is retarded and delusional>but I wholeheartedly agree with himYou're a sycophantic spastic, all the schizobrit detractors are no longer in /cyc/, or make shitty cameos. So you have no one to impress. I am right as usual and you're a gay fag that's knows nothing about cycling. But the rest of your post I found interesting even if it was written by someone who's only just discovered this information.
>>156818420si señor
Argentina is a curious country. Absolutely shit at anything except spending money and playing foot ball. Hope they lose to Spain.
>>156818709just kill yourself already you waste of oxygen
Fucking spastic cunt retard british spastic mongs pulling spastic retard tactics.>go 1-0 up>you've exploited a weakness in your opponent>shown your ability to score good, clean goals >HURR DURR LETS GO 5-4-1 BECUZ IT'S LE ONLY WAY TO WINDemented retarded tactics cost the world cup. This is all too common with british football teams. Ineos even decided to ride for their 10th place on GC . This hyper insecurity needs to be rooted out with mass executions. I am sick to DEATH of this fucking dumb retard shit destroying the nation. I told my dad they'd 100000% get another fucking goal because they sat off them, didn't press and let them fuck this arse for the rest of the game. You do not do that shit against an attacking side. It is so ridiculously blatant and happens time and time again. There needs to be an extensive PURGE of weak minded cunts in this country.
>>156819364Dumb american dog wasting his little karma points to show off to his faggot weak mind buddies is it? Telling people to kill themselves is the worst you can do? Feel better about it? You've lowered yourself to make a cunty comment toward a random person online. LMAO.
>>156819382It's the same as us Belgians. We don't have a winners mentality because we dont have an identity.Because you import half of the world you also lost your identity. Everyone is playing for their own ego's, not for the country's glory.
>>156799591dopers are really retarded about scientific training and fueling. it's why the lance era without dope was utter shit and retarded with the starvation training, no carb racing and lack of power development. gianetti is a perfect example as he stuck pogi with the bald fraud for years until pogi had to personally bring in sola. it's still a poorly run clown show of a team outside of the competent scientific staff.
>>156819778>We don't have a winners mentality because we dont have an identityHits hard that. It really is zero identity. Britain is a nation of perpetual winners and we'll get that back in a decade. But the STATE of things right now is diabolical. Something I notice is western nations seem to be tragic at penalties. Many times they fail to hit the target which is a bare minimum requirement. Only our brainless grug WHITE british players like Maguire can take a penalty well. Western nations have devolved into a bunch of soft cunt victims. The way arjeetina played today was as if they were in a war for their country. They fought every dual, they were all over the ref, they were constantly fouling and sang their national anthem as if their life depended on it. They are low IQ third worlders, but that is the mentality that every nation should have. But it's been beaten out of the west the past 20 years. The people who've done the beating will pay the ultimate price. There is no doubting that. Window has shifted. Hence why it's high time they're trying to ban any access to free information. Disgusting display tonight. Revolting.
the most criminal in all of this is england robbing norway the chance of taking a swing at argentina
>>156820448>england robbing norwayKeep hearing this faggot cope from the scandi subverters but, having watched the game, I really cannot see where you're coming from other than muh ROOOOOO and VIKANGZ N SHIEEEEEET.England outplayed norway and that's 'robbing'? Is that really how you commie brained spastics think of sports? Because as I understand, in scandi countries they value participation medals over competition. Of course it's hailed as revolutionary and brilliant by the western media spastic mong commies, but is it really? No it's not of course.
>>156820793england didn't outplay shit, norway might have had a decent chance against argentina, at least it would have been kino
>>156820954Norway only scored from a failed cross. Hooland was shit and was taken off. They scored 2 legit goals. All I'm hearing is we were vikangzzz n shietttt. They had no chance against the argie dogs.
>you should kill yourself The most female brained response these spastic gamer chuds can come up with. That's the go to for young women when they're angry. The signs of a severely emotionally unstable individual with no moral compass. I supposed I'm obliged to take pity, considering many americans are severely brain damaged from psychiatric drugs and under socialised.
Usually a tell tale you're completely correct and have someone's number when they revert to subhuman insults like "you should heckin' kill yourself REEE". My brother is very much like that. Absolute dirt bag piece of shit. Too stupid to actually express himself so hey, let's say the worst thing I could imagine. Something about this is really icky and fucks me off a lot. That is the lowest a human can go from both a moral and intellectual level. Irks me big time. Grotty crackhead behaviour that. Reeks of weakness and femininty.
>>156822490How's your English rose?
Might watch Mike Bassett. Cracking film that
>>156823109Battered, bruised and retreated to bed. This meme has gone to waste and all. Least a norge won today instead of that boring charisma devoid freak merlier. Need a jappe win before the tour finishes or it'll be so fucking over.
the next Seixashttps://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/soen-le-pann
>2026 French U23 ITT>winner was 21And Sexias is posing for a top 3 at 19. BONKERS.
>>156824204>2024>Sexias wins by 0:03 over a 21.5km course>2026>dude wins by 0:09 over a 19.9km courseHighly promising. Paul is surprising tall though I didn't realise he was a lanklet. Other dude is the same height. Other dude is 70kg though.
>>156823549Jappe got too cocky, it will be good for him to not win anything and go to the vuelta
>>156825274Still no french win. Need this ASAP. Genuinely no idea who. Maybe Baudin or Godon. Can't see a pathway to victory for the French right now but maybe racing changes over the next week.
I did 200w for an hour yesterday :D
>>156819787the entire 'cyclists only started eating carbohydrate in 2022' is the most retarded shit people believe https://www.53x12.com/how-many-carbshere is Dr. Ferrari telling people they need 150g of carb in high Z2 per hour in 2006
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mm3ZBJByFQ cycling isnt fun anymore
>>156826141Why do you think Farrari's riders kept winning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td9kXwI9_fc>>156827282the carbs