ebanzuke edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>156730011
Your leaders after day 4.
I don't speak moon what was the reasoning they gave for overturning the call?
>>156777183/ourretard/ will win
Onosato launched himself over a meter into the air using his opponent, throwing his opponent hard into the clay without ever stepping out and while still being over the ring but he lost. Most dogshit call I've ever seen, shimpan can blow me
>>156777183
>>156777191You can't win by jumping out of the ring.
>>156777183It's happening
>>156777207doesn't onosato do that shit all the time though?
>>156777227My heart did a little jump because I thought he was driving for a second. I will never get used to right hand drive.
>>156777200>while still being over the ringnope
>>156777247Buddy they thawed him out of solid ice like in Encino Man, he's more like 50,000.
> I, well, never had the idea to walk forwards on the Z-axis, honestly. Indeed, an interesting development from Onosato, but, hmmm, I believe there's room for refinement. There's room for that.
>>156777215Yes, but usually after or at the moment that he's won.
>>156777239
So how much longer will they have Onosato walk out there to dispense gold stars and hand out kensho before they tell him to pull out?
finally good calls on backwards sumo
>>156777280Another day probably, he looked somewhat alright yesterday and today was just him choosing to go backwards.
>>156777305He's not choosing to go backwards, he has a higher center of gravity against a big pusher. He's also injured and can't put power on his pushes like before, which is where his height would be an advantage.
>>156777346>He's also injured and can't put power on his pushes like before>casually pushes himself 4 feet into the air with just his arms
>>156777328
Just push lmao
>>156777191Could not recover from doing that
Fuckboi inbound
This is it isnt it big O bros kisenosato killed the golden goose he should commit harikiri if big o retires
Remember that Koto bros are only 1 loss away from the lead. You have to prepare yourself for the possibility of fish crawling out of the sea.
>>156777652> mfw
lol
>>156777652Thought the edits exaggerated it
Yokozuna
>>156777679How the fuck did he win from that position. That should be a fancy new kimarite. Uwatenage feels kinda cheap.
>>156777681>so here I am
>>156777753"blind throw through grab" or some shit like that
>>156777573Is that jelly donut man?
>>156777813It's really a counterthrow, but it's similar enough to those situations where they both attempt a throw at roughly the same time and go down together, but one has uwate and the other shitate. In those situations the uwate guy usually wins and thet's exactly what happened here as well.
>>156778357I guess then it's gonna be called shit like shinjūnage, aka "suicide pact throw". I usually reserved it for Motoharu's overhead throws because he always did them like he's gonna die tomorrow anyway.
>>156777652Same ol same ol
Haven't been keeping up, how is my guy Atamifuji doing these days?
>>156779364Finally starting to look like san'yaku material. Technically on the beginning of a long-shot ozeki run.
Okay, I'm all for clowning on the KWABozunas, whenever they fuck up even in the slightest, but today, Onosato was robbed. Robbed!What bullshit non-rule did those thieves cite to unfairly dunk on the innocent feller, exaclty?>>156777207Yep, bullshit.>>156777183Can Kirishima do it? I have doubts.>>156777679Bout of the tournament.
>>156780126never bet on Kirishitmahe will crumble again and again and again
>>156777714Wow, he beat... *checks notes* Churanoumi! Woooow! Great job, Horseshit-ahem I mean Hoshoryu.
>>156780195I don't believe in Kirishima because it is easy, but because it is hard.
>>156780195>>156780335I like him, because he reminds me of Tochiazuma.Can't put too much faith in him, because he reminds me of Tochiazuma.
>>156777271fffucking delete this shit lmao
can someone inform onosato that he's competing in sumo and not high jump
>>156780921its his own brand of sumo
>>156780921He's just a zoomer. Shounannoumi has very similar build. Did you see him pull and jump? no. Also, uncle Waka shook his head when he heard Onosato say he's exhausted etc.. As a rikishi you must not say things like that, moreover when you're a yokozuna.He's just a big pussy.
>>156777652not an onosharto fan but I guess he should have curb stomped him instead of avoiding landing on him.rematch would have been better.
>>156777753>>156777813At 0:07-0:08 Aonishiki gets the back grip and tries to go for the kirikaeshi. The Omori-Ikazuchido from earlier is a great example of how it's done. Webm related. Omori drives his knee into Ikazuchido's leg and throws. Because Ikazuchido gets caught while upright, he gets thrown backward easily. But in this case Yosh pulls/drives forward while Dan is trying to setup the throw. This leads to Dan getting dragged forward since he was basically on one leg. Dan tries to catch his balance, but Yosh gives him an extra yank while Dan is still on his tippy-toes, which sends Dan over.
>>156781852Hindsight and all but I feel like Aonishiki should've dropped the left hand grip and lowered his body to push on the side/back instead of going for the throw.
>>156782368>Aonishiki should've dropped the left hand gripwhat the FUCK did you just say
>>156780921https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wycjnCCgUesOnosato's theme music.
>>156781852That loss is also partially on Ikazuchido, it looked like he was trying to set up for a fast Kakenage throw without having good positioning. But Omori's knee into the back of his leg was a perfect counter.Akua like sto setup for a similar throw right after tachiai and they both have a tendency to overuse it. Akua's weight really helps him finish the throw desu
>>156783094It's what happens when you try to set up a throw without actually having your opponent be off-balance.
Onosato is the more disappointing Yokozuna now, right? He won one tournament, other than that Hoshoryu has been better and pretty unlucky not to win multiple tournaments.
>>156783164Horse has been competent but unlucky. Onosato has been embarrassing himself for half a year.
>>156783094Trying to steal wins is in his nature.
>>156777183Both Hosh and Sato can deliver very satisfying, clean sumo, Hosh making very good judo-like throws and Sato having great footwork that lets him dance around the boundary. The problem is that it looks like Hosh has somewhat recovered (unless someone pulls down his legs again) while it looks like Sato is strung by some shit like a puppet. He has already spent half a year recovering and his weak spot is still as obvious as a 2000s action game gimmick boss. I kinda feel bad for him.
When Hosh wins this basho he'll have just as many Yokozuna yusho as Sato.
Does anyone here actually want Kiri to get the rope. I feel like everyone is indifferent to him.
>>156783716>When Hosh wins this bashomada mada
>>156783828I'm pretty indifferent. Hosh and Sato being losers has dampened my hype for sumo. I'm half expecting Kiri to 14-1Y and get roped while Dan gets a 13-2JY and ropes in September. Lets all wear tsunas and never win.
>>156783893Oh, wait, right, Dan isn't Ozeki rn.
>>156783893I like how Horse failing to get another yuusho is a foregone conclusion.
>>156783828I do. Late bloomer, but with a very good track record. I hope I won't get monkeypawed and have his knees immediately explode or some shit.
>>156783964Everyone wants to see it but he isn't giving us any reason to believe.
>>156783989Late bloomer? Bruh two and a half years ago he was one Terunofuji away from roping. Worth noting that Zak also shit all over Kiri's rope hope. It's ALWAYS Zak.
>>156783893>>156783913No one has ever yusho'd after being demoted from Ozeki or after regaining Ozeki with 10 wins. So there is no precedent. I think he gets the rope if he wins both.
>>156777652The thought of an ankle break there makes me cringe.
>>156784079Dan is a man of precedents. If he gets 10 wins he'll have the #1 and #2 fastest ever promotions to Ozeki from Maezumo.
>>156784079He ain't roping until he gets 2 yuushos in a row as an Ozeki. Hell, he hasn't even gotten a yuusho as Ozeki, period.
>>156781852Are there lighter weight classes for sumo? That seemed a lot more technical and less about meat mountains slamming one another.
>>156781477Even Koga is mentally stronger than Onosharto
>>156784137>Hell, he hasn't even gotten a yuusho as Ozeki, period.nice memory broalso he's ozeki in spirit
>>156784167Wait, are you talking about Dan or Kiri?
>>156784079>>156784167Man what is this cope. Of course If he wins it doesn't count for a rope run. He is a sekiwake.
Isn't sumo incredibly rigged?
>>156784079>No one has ever yusho'd after being demoted from OzekiI assume you mean the basho immediately after demotion since Gantulgyn Gan-Erdene and Byambachuluun Lkhagvasuren won yushos at some point after losing rank.
>>156784224>ozeki in spiritHe's talking about Hoshoryu.
>>156784224dan>>156784284>I assume you mean the basho immediately after demotionyeh
>>156784260Since July 2024 only a single tournament has been won by a Yokozuna. We're currently in the all-time record for most consecutive 12-3Ys. At this point in time I'd rather sumo was rigged.
>>156784406When a sport is dominated by a single Person/Entity people complain. When a sport has a lot of parity and multiple winners people also complain. Maybe you just don't like the sport.
>>156784373Dan went kadoban as soon as he hit Ozeki. He's never won anything at that rank, let alone gotten a winning record.
>>156784444Being unhappy with the current state of affairs doesn't mean I want to go back to Hakuho winning 7 in a row. One Yokozuna yusho since Teru's 10th is just pathetic.
>>156784655How many more posts today are you gonna make talking about how unhappy you are?
>>156784647Why would you not look that up before writing so confidently about it?
>>156784149>Are there lighter weight classes for sumo?No anon, don't ask this question. You'll summon HIM
im a noob but when you say "muh dead body", I see a dead body here while one still is upright and foot inbounds.Im tired of FIFA rigging everything
>>156784984or is he not dead because hes still making contact
>>156784984Sumo association runs on janny logic, better to just move on
>>156784094https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-cqUj99zMI
>>156784984My guess is this, the bottom Gono's big toes were still touching the clay.If his toes had fully flipped over so the top of the foot is facing the clay and there is no contact with any portion of the bottom of the foot then it would have been Ono's win.
>>156785218Yes it's that simple.Torinaoshi would've been acceptable but never a Sato win.
>>156784149> oi can i watch a contact sport with blokes doing tricks on it instead of proper lads smashing themselves with the force of a car accident Nigga, watch judo or Olympic wrestling.
So the head gyoji made a wrong call? And his guts are still in his body?
>>156785434Japanese artists were kind of shit.
>>156785609> YOU'RE shit!!!
>>156784760Take another look at said poster's flag, Anon
>>156777170I think that should have been a re-fight.
>>156785434Why does the gyoji have an American flag on his calf?
>>156785875Dunno, man, ask Utagawa Hiroshige.
>>156785949Before you ask, I don't know why the American wrestler has a cameltoe either.
>>156786008He didn't just let him drop, he fucking slammed the cunt to make it hurt. That was some brutal Asashoryu shit and I'm all for it. You can almost hear him say>Bring another 50kg next time, fag
Kotoeiho is the Mike Hargrove of sumo. Quit the theatrics and just get on with the competition faggot.
>>156786015One ball either side.
>>156786008Based and Total TNDpilled
>>156786217>The timekeeper's face when they're behind schedule and Kotoeiho starts raising a leg
>>156786008racism does it again
>>156785434I want to see that ancient hairstyle on a real rikishi, looks wild
why not us?
>>156786310I got you senpai.
>>156786403Okay I take it back.
>>156784149There are in amateur sumo. Part of the draw of pro sumo is no dumb shit like that.
>>156786008>Black Lives M-ACK!!!!!!!
I haven't watched in awhile, what happened to the gyoji with the evil looking black and red robes?
>>156786403based mori
>>156788905Never use a harness on a dog. A harness teaches a dog that it can safely pull you along. A collar teaches that pulling gets you choked and leads to a better behaved dog.
>>156788905Cute doggo
>>156789143Another shit take from our local br*t.As expected.
>>156796041See the dog barking at the end? Collared dogs don't do that. You'd see this shit all the time if you ever left your mother's basement and went to a park.
>>156796188I admire your confidence in giving bad information when no one asked for it in the first place.
>>156788673Could you be more fuckin' vague?
>>156796465You can tell that dude has been ostracized from very single real human in his area, banned from every other platform, and only comes here because he can't get banned. Just desperate for attention and so lonely it drips off the screen.
>>156797308I was banned from Reddit for posting a brap sniffing copypasta in a thread where a girl asked if her flatulence problem could be affecting her dating life.
>>156777183I'll accept the Kazuma loss because it was against the Lion himself.>>156786008Based Big Forest putting Shishi's pet monkey in his place.>>156777227>>156788905Luv me special boys, simple as.
>>156798279We get it, you're very lonely.
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>>156799854You want me to be because that would validate your urge to insult me.
>>156789143You have to use those spiky collar things. I've seen especially bulldog-type breeds choke themselves on a collar until the owner bought a harness.
>>156801362That's a dog that just needs putting down for everyone's sake.
>>156801714You're desperately lonely. We get it already.
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>>156811313They tried to park the bus after scoring but forgot they don't have a loicense to drive a bus.
