>Lap:#8502>Countdown to Not the CrowdStrike 24 Hours of Spa Grand Prix:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>156748875>Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHoT4N43jK8>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:224>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:234 (233 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 179 (+8)RUS: 154 (+23)HAM: 147 (+22)LEC: 108 (+29)NOR: 97 (+18)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 333 (+31)Ferrari: 255 (+51)McLaren Mercedes: 179 (+20)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 128 (+13)Alpine Mercedes: 60 (+3)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 545.01 (+52.17)LEC: 413.77 (+6.52)NOR: 409.66 (+28.26)>News:Max Verstappen 'absolutely regrets' not signing with Mercedes, says Guenther SteinerSergio Perez trolls Lewis Hamilton on surfing trip with Kim KardashianToto Wolff: I stand by Mercedes' performance focus, but now we must sort reliabilityLeclerc canceling out the 'noise' but still not sure he's tamed the FerrariFormula 1 monitoring Middle East situation as WEC decision loomsHonda confirms its new F1 power unit will be introduced at the Dutch Grand Prix on Aston Martin carOllie Bearman hailed as "class act" after emotional Ayrton Senna Lotus drivePierre Gasly tests new A110 Future prototype with Duke of Richmond at Goodwood Festival of SpeedLiam Lawson left "shaking" after driving Bruce McLaren's Le Mans-winning Ford GT40 at Goodwood
>>156852376>spacacaterrible pic op
>>156852376>Max Verstappen 'absolutely regrets' not signing with Mercedes, says Guenther Steinerdoes mercedes offer better opportunities for dicksucking abduls
spalliespa ollie
spacca poohan?
>>156852401It fits for a terrible circuit
>>156852450>terrible circuityou're confusedthat's silverst*ne
>Leclerc canceling out the 'noise' but still not sure he's tamed the Ferrari lmao, lol
>>156852476Silverstone is one of the best circuits on the calendar.
>>156852508no it's shityou're shit
>>156852353it was this btw
>>156852527Bit mean.
>>156852571it is what it is
>belgium next
>>156853092Why would you make this image?
>>156853092powerful
>>156853092i don't get it
>>156853230time check'd>>156853411digits check'd
>>156853747it would only have been impressive if it was 33:33:33
>>156853774no!
>>156852508>Silverstone is one of the best circuits on the calendar.This was debunked
>>156853092I'm just silently admiring this image because I'm still not sure how to process it.
>>156854214By who?
>>156854547Many people, including myself.
>>156854547by whom
>>156853092
lewis hamilton joins the cunny club, welcome!
>>156855924EnglandANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>other members of this distinguished club include Max Verstappen, George Russell, Gary Brabham, Andrea Kimi Antonelli, and Ayrton Senna
it was the red ball
>>156856421*stomps on your groin until you've got 2 red balls*
Spacca is a slur in the UK I'm pretty sure
>>156855969pozzedstappen is too busy dicksucking abduls
>tiny chance of wet practiceget hyped goys
G E N E R A T I O N A L
>selling out your option for unique designalways yikes
>>156853092really makes you think
>>156856845he's gotta earn that money before he is kicked out next year
>>156856966Kicked out for what?
>>156856974scoring less points than bear twink
>>156856974for being SHIT
>>156856506
Dude they dropped the PR spa pics this year. Max probably pressed [F] the best this year but we still have to wait for Gasly's counter.
>>156857272the best thing you can do for your racing career is to die in the car
>>156857403trvke, if max died last year in abbydabby he would've cemented himself as the goat for eternity
>>156857272rip danilo
>>156857518dour looks on all their faces, this guy too >>156857016
>>156856421cute!
>>156857460he can still be one of the greats by dicksucking abduls more
>>156857272Do you think when he retires he'll make a special trip to keep doing it?
The power of three, what is their plan?
>>156858241rarely ever see any drivers do this on their off time so probably not. did he leave any flowers when he tested the GT3 car at spa?
>>156858262Alina Li is hot as fuck, 10/10 body, but that stupid ugly tattoo completely ruins her for me.
>>156858262>seedingbased
>>156858420She was great yeah, really stimulated my yellow fever as a lad, got that squint-eyed beauty to her. Too bad she stopped, it seems these days they use porn as a platform to advertise their escort services.
>>156858262>Playboyplus>60 porn-erotic-adult>playboy the complete centerfolds 1953-2016boomer>Superdeepthroatchildish>>156858420Why do they all do it, and why is it always some enormous ugly shit?
>>156858262>>156858420>>156858443>>156858475>>156858890riveting!
>>156858890>Why do they all do it, and why is it always some enormous ugly shit?People who get themselves involved with pornography are very rarely compatible with good taste.
>In an Australian hotel room, Gerhard Berger filled Ayrton Senna's bed with frogs
>>156857552chuck looks smug, antonelli looks bored, lawson knows it's over
>>156858954I expect senna was used to his bed being full with french boys.
>>156858954is that a euphemism?
>>156858999>gay and a pedophileIt's a shame he didn't retire before his death, he could've had a long career in politics.
>>156859211
Charles Le'eclair
Charles Le'cuckchair
>>156859633binlads airbox is blown out af, always knew he was a wrongun
>>156859633terrible comparison photos that
>>156859633sabotaging the rook... sad...
>>156859853new gigasucc in full
>>156859633>>156859890>lawson>39 points>lindblad>20 pointsso who's getting fucked over, the one who has to test the new intake hood or the one who gets to keep the current version
>>156859951id imagine lawson got to pick
>>156859633someone who understands physics explain which shape is better
>>156859951sabotaging the indian rook... RACISM IN THE RACISM
>>156859985I mean I would prefer a less boxy design on my million dollar f1 car, but Im no aero doctorate
>>156858171lololololololol just hire medshitters at your company bro, what could possibly go wrong
The NZ media has noticed the injustice
>>156859633i am cursing lindblad with a 10 races of bad mechanical luckthis will humble him and make him a better racer or something thank you for your attention on this matter
Lawson is white right? why would they mistreat him like that?
>>156860344Why would a German team like Mercedes mistreat a competent German driver like Rosberg?
>>156860256Alex we know you post here you can stop linking your own articles.
>>156860276Thank you for applying this kiwi voodoo hex against saargeant, but if you're targeting jeets could you go after the one posting under my flag next time?
>>156860747that jeet is a jeet, blud already cursed m8
the only curse is being cut
>>156852376Anyone else get random F1 related popups from Google?It's always shit like : "Max Verstappen signs with Mercedes"But I know that's fake click bait article, so I don't click it.But why is android push this shit even though I opted our of Google shit
>tries to dress in his nicest clothes>gets mogged by his trainer wearing shorts and a tshirtKWAB
>>156861118>even though I opted our of Google shitBecause you didn't actually do that.
>>156861118i always get "pozzedstappen is dicksucking abduls" and i always click because i know it's true
>>156861143hugo boss keeps sending him out in this shit and it doesnt work
trying to learn about /f1/ countries, first one: jamaicahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCaO3HBBTnA
>>156861554Things I know about Jamaica:>cool runnings>bob marley>usain bolt>brian lara>that one gay guy itt
It's crazy how abdul-infested the internet is. There isn't a single person outside the middle-east who wants to spend even one more second looking at latrine jamal's subhuman face but if you spend even one minute on twitter, you would think that the entire planet is rooting for spain. The most important thing you can do in your life is to de-abdulify your mind and to call out anyone like pozzedstappen who's dicksucking abduls
>>156860256You should've seen what our media was saying when oscar got gaped aand raped during last seasonlollmao
>>156861554>Things I know about Jamaica:
>>156861640>>156862148this is no longer banter this is harassment
no need to be a jerk chicken about it guys
>>156858171>dies in the race
>>156862248heh
only three more races and then she's too washed up and old to compete in formula one academy
Penelope Kvyat's moist cunny!
>>156863079its fine, she's doing great in GB3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>156863079>elf ears is getting bootedSad!>>156863123TwainANOOOOOOOOOOOOThat's a great deal of filtering
SIR LEWIS HAMILTONTHE GREATEST ATHLETE OF HISTORY
Cant wait to see him win at spa ! + see pissi cucktini lose at final afterwards lol !
EIGHT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPCan other athlete even come close to his greatness ??
THE LAST FERRARI CHAMPIONSHIPEVER
is vrooms this weekend?
>>156863946grok says yes
>>156863946It has been alleged that grok said yes.
>>156863982>>156863999
>>156863982my grok thinks we're in 2028...
>>156863946Yes ! Watch Sir Lewis wins !!
>>156863946FP1 in 7 bongs and 9 bings.
more excited for F2 nowadays
>>156864212the more sovlful race for sure
MAAAAAHHH GAAAAAWD SIR MAXIMILIAN OF BRUSSELS HAS FINISHED OUTSIDE OF THE PODIUM AGAIN
What exacly is a " gimi " Tyler?
>>156865717I know this isn't a popular opinion here but I unironically rate pajeetas I've met way more attractive indian women than east asians
>>156865753yeah some absolute stunners floating around tb h
>>156865753shhhhh we dont talk about that here kings
>>156865753they have a higher ceiling for hotness but their floor (and baseline) is horrendous
poor new zealanders
>>156861143roffle mao I sure hope those aren't his nicest clothes
>>156861143the thick neck/no shoulders combo is tough lol
>>156865753then they open their mouth and the accent extinguishes your lust on the spot
>poor new zealanders
>>156866332that's yours though
>>156858262downloading cp and copyrighted material is not on. i have forwarded this on to scotland yard. expect a knock on your door.
>>156866332
ocon is still at alpine according to sk*
>>156866420filename kek
>lawson without updoottsolov in confirmed
lawson and max to mclarenno rizz to redbullpiastri to vcarbohydratesthere i fixed it
>slater damaged de palo>got him dq'd>won the race
>>156866332okay, but where are your fav driver's thicc cattle farmer's daughter fangirls at?
how does he even fit in the car
oh yeah... its the f1 race thing again... with formula 1EV on a long track with uphill... so guarantee no onboard shots will be seen... just like silverstone... just watching long shots of cars that look like they are barely moving.... so fun..... i love formula 1EV.....
>>156866530he's in this position in the carhe operates the pedals with his knees
oh look... look at that overtake... can max verstappen keep the... *yawn* the mclaren of lando norris behind.... oh yes he can.... brilliant *yawn* racing between the two champions..... did he keep enough energy to keep him behind.... no he didn't oh well.... *YAWN* let's see how the race between hamilton and piastri..... is...... *yawn*..... goin------------ ZZZZZZZZzzzzzz......... zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzz..........
>>156866608i look like this and say this during the race
another brilliant qualifying coming up... this time around ...... look at that>merc>merc>fer>fer>mcl>mcl>rbr>rbr............ just amazing.... *YAWN*
>tried to cut to the fast drone>fast drone couldn't keep up with the F3 carKWAB
Sir Lewis will be win WDC.Be exited !
f3!
>>156865753shame about the smell though. it really sticks to your bedding even after washing the sheets
>>156867037>>156866004
>>156867037is that genetic or dietary? I had a curry recently (an actual curry, not a metonym) and could smell it in my armpits the following morning
>>156867037>kiwis have no designated sheeting streets>>156867096there is your answer
realistically, does aston have any chances before the next regulation changes?
>>156867128chances to never be 107%ed? yes.
>>156867128the question is, do the other teams stand any chance when aston martin bring their upgrades
Sir Lewis Greatness
hurup on sk*talking about w*men in racing of coursewhore
TSObros!
TSOOOOOOOO
Minì
whys brundle doing f2?did he get demoted??
>>156867335good little joke friend!
not your fucken friend, kankermongool. fuck off.
another hue in f1 soon
>>156867372calm down
TSOOOOOO
the turn's name is raidillon
>>156867335f2 shitters need all the retardation at sba they can get
>>156867545don't encourage it
roman bilinski's english accent
>>156867384He has KWABed every time he's actually had to race instead of getting to run away in P1 with the best car. He needs more time in F2, he would be an all time shitter in a backmarker F1 team like HaasTsolov, Mini and Dunne are all better prospects
RED
kwab my shit up senpai
SIR LEWIS HAMILTON
You'd think Anthoine was some super jewish prodigy rising through the racing ranks at this point
THE BOYS
>>156868091The big crowd is nonsense and really makes you wonder just how much it would be getting milked if somebody at Senna's level died in modern F1. But Gasly was friends with Hubert so i can understand that for him.
It's kind of dumb that the drivers don't have equal cars.
>>156868192>t. karl marx of vroom
LMFAOOOOOjourno asked if max was staying, he dodged it
>>156868225NO WAY
>>156868199But then driver talent would be the deciding factor. The opposite of communism, medpack.
>>156868225amx will stay, apparently he is VERY interested in ford's hypercar
>>156867128First let's see how they do in Hungary with the aero upgrade. And then in Zandvoord with the engine upgrade. If they manage to make up 3-4 seconds there may be a chance
>>156868486>If they manage to make up 3-4 seconds there
I want Stroll to win racesI want Stroll to win a WDC
>loses the 2025 wdc (dumbass)
AWOOOGAAWOOOGA
>>156868526In Newey we trust.
>>156868694More like ooga booga
kimi saying you can never right off red bull and mclaren with a straight face
>>156868732bet he has a straight face when torger's straight penis is straight in his butt
KWAB LEKEK
quite like the black guy from red bull as an f1tv presenterhe has a nice voice, much improved from that creepy gay indian they usually get to interview the drivers
>>156868792aint you confusing sam with calum nicholas?
DUN DUN DUN
duns>>156868732>red bullhe meant Max
gimi
>spa>not even a drizzle of rainglobal warming has come
so is dedbull gonna kill amx in fp1 or not?
I know I am supposed to like Spa because /f1/ does but I don't remember many good races at the venue.1998 was a meme race and it was 28 years ago. Other than that the races have been very bland.
>>156868975gay cunt
>>156868694One of the hottest black women I’ve seen, decent 6/10
>>156868962depends how much he dicksucks abduls
>>156868962they'll have to come up with a new way
>lawson faster than his teammate with the upgraded carlawdawgs, did we overreact?
Norizz got a twn place grid drop lmao
>>156869112and ham doesn't does he the cunt
m*rcedes cheatsm*rcedes sandbags
actual mario kart
>>156869112>twnbased welshman
lauwson a punto
>1:48.2
>ps3damn
LAWSON BROS THIS ISNT GOOD
Hadjar got fat...
>>156869260abduls all get fat and permanently lose iq points during the ramadan (on top of already being retarded from birth)
>Max Verstappen won the overtake of the month and he was asked to talk us through his overtake:>"Well I pushed the overtake button and than I had more horsepower than Lewis and there we go"these fucking carslol, lmao even
>>156869260More cushin for the pushin
is the red bull PU actually good or are they just running the engine at 100% while everyone else is tuned down
>>156869303The ICE is good, the electrical parts aren't as good
>>156869303FIAMG rigging.
>>156869260He's on the Uncle Basheer development arc. Let it play it out.
>>156869303its practice
>>156869298To be fair, that's like saying "well we put on softs so I was faster and there you go". The idea is to know how to manage and when to deploy.
>>156869303hackjar ran softsamd is spa specialist(this makes them look better than they are, even without anything else)m*rcedes cheats
>>156869298>Well I pushed the overtake button and than I had more horsepower than Lewis and there we go
gimi andonelli xdxddddd
>>156869386deployment is not racingit's gay
so now that argies are focused on this ball spinning thingy we should kill colapinto
>>156869303The FIA investigated all the PUs to determine who's allowed to make upgrades and they found out that the RB is superior to all the others.
>>156869418see >>156869332
>>156869397>deployment is not racingIt's arguably much more racing than artificial tire degradation.
>>156869442>arguablythen actually argue it
>>156869464>artificial tire degradationHe literally did though?
>>156869480he didn't
>>156869386if you put on softs you need to make up the pitstop time and still have enough tyre left to pass
>>156869418even in Merc everyone laughed at that
F1 IS KILL
>>156869502If you can't synthesise such a compact argument in 3 words, then that's on you.
ill save you 4 hours of your life:>DUN DUN DUN... (teams starting in their allocated gridslot) IT'S LIGHT OUT AND AWAY WE GO...!>KIMI ANTONELLI WINS THE BELGIUM GP! >ant>rus>ham>lec>nor>pia>ver>hadSEE YOU IN 2 WEEKS!
>>156869545where's the argument in favor of it friendit needs to stand on its ownstop being such a retarded faggot
>>156869552Lec ahead of Ham and Pia ahead of Nor
>stop being such a retarded faggot>tp
>>156869566lec and pia are NPC background characters this season. the exciting comeback is scheduled for 2027.
>>156869552>SEE YOU IN 2 WEEKS!
>>156869552>SEE YOU IN 2 WEEKS!wrong
>>156869566Hadjar and Norris with grid penalties (PU allocation)>>156869574if Charles "I can't pull out of my gf so we got shotgun married" Leclerc finishes ahead of Hamilton this week, media will hype it up that Charles is the best at Ferrari
>>156869298based amx
>>156869602Would she drive better than Oscar?
did >we notice zak crawford was drivin?
Commentators talking about Aston Shartin and their "B spec" car next week lol
>>156869635whom wouldnt
shiftsbros are we here?
>>156869651I've just stopped looking at anything below the midfield because it makes me sad
>>156869651>P21-P22 instead of P20-P22I noticed; then again idk if Alonso can catch Bottas after the recent Cadillac upgrades
>>156869464I shouldn't have said "arguably", actually, because there is no debate to be had about it. Things like energy storage/deployment, temporary drag reduction, temporary overboost, etc, are all methods of performance optimization that you'll see in all forms of racing where it is allowed to implement such methods. It's all natural to racing.Are you saying that you care about the spirit of racing, but have no problem with artificial tire degradation?
man goes into a doctor's office wearing crotchless trousers and no underpantssays "doctor doctor, i think i'm insane"doctor says "yeh no shit i can clearly see ur nuts lol"
>>156869734terrible
>>156869507So management.It's not just about putting on the "faster" tires, just like it's not just about pushing the overtake button.
kimi got some issues
flappy
medshitters think the asston shartin can't possibly get worse
>Merc engine
ripiastrior not
>fruity ferrarisThat explains a whole lot of things...
from leading the championship to whatever this isthank you zac brown you fucking faggot
>>156869836cuckstomer team in engine regsinevitable
>>156869418>The FIA investigated
>>156869170>1:47.0
>>156869635she could drive me nuts
>Asston 3s off the pace (off a Cadillac)
post fp1 results? thank you
>>156869894max verstappers
>>156869894no
>merc sandbagging to make it seem they don't have the best engine
>>156869949pozzedstappen has just been dicksucking abduls
streets are saying fp2 will be a wetness
How the fuck is Max this fast at Spa? Just because it's a traditional track where real race craft comes into play?
>>156870062because the mercs are sandbagging
>>156870062power track + best engine = quickit's not rocket science
>>156870062Don't fall for the great satan's trickery
>>156870062It's his home gp
>>156870062max specialist tracks:austriaspabrazileverywhere else he's just good/ok, even his "bad" tracks like baku and singapore his bad results are mostly down to bad luck or setup direction
>RAINGET READY GOYS
>>156870190or moving under breaking and taking both RBs out in one move...
>>156870213"mostly"
>>156870077>>156870099The children are so gullible.
ITS HAPPENING
LMAO
HAHAHAHA
How many F3 cars fit into les combes? Yes.
>>156870322>>156870323>FUTURE OF MOTORSPORT
f3! (2)
>>156870062That is why spa should be removed from the calendar, F1 is a constructors sport not a drivers sport.
>>156870322>>156870323someone who can think would just enter the pitlane at that point
>>156870360not really, if it rains for real, you lost
>>156870372with having set two times already?
>>156870384yeah, because times will improve15min left
>>156870360And give up track position?And make room for your rivals to improve?
>>156870372>>156870384the lap they're entering is lost anyway so just enter and then go out when everyone is halfway
>>156870395not in the lap they set in that pack anon
>oh shid, here we go again
useless
>i'm okno one in a pack like that is ok
>>156870400>>156870422>yeah bro just wai-ACK>RED FLAGlol
penalties from naël backwards>>156870500yes so many times set by people in that pack
>longest track of the season>cars still bunch up
Ende
bianchi death anniversary btw
>>156870622i knew
>>156870190>Imola, Suzuka, COTA, Canada, QatarAmx has a lot of tracks you could say is his best
>>156870622F
>>156870622The Day F1 Died
>>156870634suzuka I would probably concede and maybe mexico but I wouldn't say he can do anything truly special outside of a handful of themhe's still good or very good at a lot of them and I would say just "ok" at street tracks but again it's skewed a bit
>>156870622S
they forecast heavy thunderstorms here, right for fp2I can't wait
dun dun dun (very late)
>>156870867let's get this out of the way:hope they find him!
>>156862193
300 IQ engine restart
kwab
absolute cinema
verhoepen
van poopen
>>156871325MAID but you need canadian citizenship
>>156871325suzuka turn 7
>>156871325pozzed?
>>156871325Why do that when you could take a few inconvenient people out with you and inconvenience the surviving ones?You know, don't just die a worthless death.
>>156871325>jumping off a cliffbad ideayou want to an hero instantly or overdoze somethingin minecraft
How are Hitech this abysmally shitYou have a Super Formula and Super GT champion in one car, an 9 time Indycar race winner in the other, and the best qualifying position you can get is 18th
>>156871325there's always 2030 bud, chin up fella
>18 Herta +1.2So this is the power of IndyCar
>>156871473no money
>>156871325Unironically call the french suicide hotline first
>>156871325I hate to be that guy and if I'm out of line just say so but: Could you on your farewell note say that the 2026 F1 regs made you do it? But make it believable. Something like>there was always a lot of darkness in my life, yadda yadda, but there was F1 to give me some joy. But when the f1 regs came and the battery management stuff ruined racing yadda yaddathanks
m*rcedes cheats
>>156871325>I would prefer to inconvenience as few people as possible by doing so Why do you want to be a cuck even in death?
>'Het is voorbij' status?
>>156871739It's happening
>>156871739were they yelling at their guy that failed to cut Piastri's break lines properly?
>>156871739>max to mclel>lolson to dedbull (returning to midfield to do development)>tsolov to VCARB>lando to aston>fernando to hass>ocon summarily executed>hulk to p1 when audi comes onlinethis all comes from my insider information, screencap this post
>break
>>156871739he only went there for dicksucking abduls
shitmilton struggled a lot at the last chicane last year too
amd malding over the shifts againfree me
>>156870213People like you don't appreciate the necessity of having to establish some dominance every now and again. If you go on larping as "I'm perfectly reasonable and will never lash out" all that's signaling is that people can jerk you around and fuck you over however they want. Not just true for F1, but also for your dumb country paying for everything.
CLEAN IT UP, JANNIE.
MY DOWN SHITS
>>156871739If you think about it, maybe Zak Brown was never that bad
Who crashed?
>>156871933based
>>156871989troonstappen kicked some gravel onto the track
>>156871989beavis hit albert
sc*ts are cucks
Hmm, I think the fastest driver over 44 laps has a chance to win this event.
>>156871933>don't appreciate the necessity of having to establish some dominance every now and again.Like that time Verstappen tarded out against Russel throwing away a championship?Such an impressive display of dominance
>>156872059wrong, by a lot
5 TENTHS
>>156872051>
the sandbags just came off
umm... where's the speed?
Reminder, the championship starts in Hungary.
>Jorj
>ruslel
>el musical de colapa
>spa now
narb a shit
EVEN DER ALPEEN
jorj no...
Why pilots slowing down on straight?
>>156872395practicing saving fuel for when they all leave this shit sport and go to endurance racing
>>156872395go fast then lift off at high speed for maximum regen
ALPISS
>gasleak
KWAB
GASLY
Daring upgrades on the Alpine
gascunts..
dare I say these cars look better with no rear wing
>>156872526the less of the cars the better
>>156872509That's dangerous, they should ban straight line mode
That was supposed to be my car!
Fucking kek'd
>>156872562>must've lost the rearyeah
funny how sky are pushing the "we shouldn't end under an sc" narrative hard nowcurious
Why is Piastri so shit?
>>156872395climate change
>>156872686Why is George?
>>156872643>'Paid off YET AGAIN by the Verstappens... Typical'
>>156872709I thought that that was already known?
>>156872725George is one of the best drivers on the grid.
>>156872795george is literally complete and utter shit
>m*rcedes engine winsnice "sport"
>>156872795this isn't Tron
max stalled on his start lmaokwab
>>156868192it's an team's championship, the drivers are just employees hired to showcase the talent of the team engineers. making the drivers the stars was a mistake, they should've been nameless racing suits with all the focus going to the engineers.
>>156872835Why is red bull developing the car for Hadjar?
>>156872890see >>156871739
>>156872890they're dicksucking abduls
dsq imo
any crashes or event? I caba to watch practice
>>156873207gasly had a big juan >>156872562
>2026>ferrari still losing tires
max "my shifts are fucked" verstrapon
>>156873280Imagine how fast Verstappen would be with a functional gearbox.
>>156873342He could more boldly tackle heavy-braking zones more confidently if the downshifts weren't retarded, resulting in unpredictable behaviour.
>>156873342Imagine how many titles Hamilton would have if his tires were never gone
>>156873388Feel sorry for Hamilton.Tyres are always dead.His team cannot afford new tyres.
>>156872795Top 22 for sure
>'the race doesn't matter that much... no, no, it does matter!'Woah, I'm glad that Colapinto is far more ambitious in the goals he wants to realise compared to kwablonso...
>>156870237Did somebody in the paddock need oversized paperweights?
Here's your grid for sunday:>ANT RUS HAM LEC NOR PIA VER HADand here's the finishing order for sunday:>ANT RUS HAM LEC NOR PIA VER HADthere will also be 0 on-board shots of the cars at any point in the race outside of dedicated on-board zones, as specified by the FIA technical delegate in the document "broadcasting guidelines with regards to presence of heavy superclipping and acceptable usage of on-board TV cameras during heavy superclipping tracks"
>>156873551>RUS #2nice try
"broadcasting guidelines with regards to presence of heavy superclipping and acceptable usage of on-board TV cameras during heavy superclipping tracks" addendum 17.7.2026>furthermore, FIA reserves the right to fine broadcasters a sum of $1000 for every second of broadcasted on-board TV footage of cars superclipping, with an additional fine imposed upon clips longer than 5 seconds
>>156873551>Norris starts the race in P5 despite a 10-place grid penalty
>>156873551ant ham rus podium
>>156873750smartest fin
>>156873750>>156873821he will eventually drive in to his pre-allocated grid spot by race end. it's how the cars work now.
>>156874032thats the peugeot wing
>>156874032>alpissu monza spec
>During his fastest FP1 lap, Stroll (Aston Martin-Honda) lost 58 km/h superclipping on the Kemmel straight, reaching a final speed of 249.7 km/h before breaking. This means he was slower than F2, F3 and GT3 in that specific part of the circuit.
I'm looking for The Formula.;This the right place?
>>156874546who even knows
>>156874535
>>156874535>stroll>clipping
>>156871739Max is not a good fit for Mclaren. They want to be all cum ba ya and muh papaya rules and max is never ever going to play nice like that.
>>156874662Is that still a thing? I don't remember hearing it this year
https://x.com/nexta_tv/status/2078175398224109721does that mean we wont have a monaco gp next year since its an active warzone now?
>>156874535gayer than a pride parade
>>156874697>I don't remember hearing it this yearOnly because they've been completely irrelevant in 2026.
Migu
>Red Bull expects to have mechanical fixes for its Macarena rear wing in play in time for it to return at next weekend’s Hungarian Grand Prix.death date for max just dropped!
>>156874535and GT3 cars are restricted to ~600hp and 1200kg weight grimi
>>156852376>Max Verstappen 'absolutely regrets' not signing with Mercedes, says Guenther SteinerMax's manager was spotted entering mclaren"'s hospitality area in spa today It will be fun to see max and lando in same car
>>156874662The way both Max and McLaren like to do things will obviously be discussed extensively before signing. If it happens, it will be only after both sides have reached a solid agreement that both are happy with.
>>156874892Nah it will be fine, Hungaroring is slow enough.Monza however will make look Ericsson's crash like a bland braking point overshoot
>>156874662Ican alrady see the radio messages of zak asking max to lando by only for max to crash into him next corner similar to merc crash in barcelona
>>156874535imagine how slow they would be without the active aero
>>156874662Papaya offically died last season, the only question is who's gonna get the short end of the stick
>>156873630fake news>>156874535>This means he was slower than F2, F3 and GT3 in that specific part of the circuit.GP2 ENGINE curse is real>>1568749432026 f1 ice is what, 500hp? comical.
>>156874996I mean, duh? What I'm saying is they will never reach a agreement.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HCvOUSRTp-4
>>156875895
>>156874535Dead Sport
>max leaves immediately when car is not fastest
>>156876226
>>156876277>seven championships by pure luck Yeah sure mate
>>156872562>>156873228kek what a kwab
>>156876277Sir Lewis never drive the fastest car except in 2020.
>jorj is STILL losing time on the straights because of energy deployment issuesis merc so desperate for fgimi to be the golden boy and to avoid 2016 that they are programming jorj's gay EV incorrectly on purpose
>>156876369not luck, just cheating
You now remember Alex Albon.
>>156875819You didn't say that, though
>>156876943what for
>>156876226He's probably the most effective poached champ Ferrari had since Schumi, but it also only happened because of clown car season.
>>156876636i think merc is trying to break the medshitter curse
>>156871339They just signed it into law in France I think, and it's already legal in Switzerland.
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
>>156877204then what's he bitching about...
Why cant you be be like Sir Lewis ?
AND SIR LEWIS WINS THE SPA GRAND PRIX !! WITH THE DOG LEKEK 2ND !!and kwabstappen is 9th ! what a kwab !!
>>156876943he's going to ferrari. any time now
>He thinks Kimi will win the championshipELEMA OOOOOOO
Did your indononce vpn get banned all of a sudden?
Red Car Fast !Sir Lewis Fast !
>>156877573Right after his triumphant return to deadbull
>>156877628posting that under israeli flag seems more appropriate
/F1/ MASS SUICIDE IN NOVEMBER AFTER SIR LEWIS WINS HIS 8TH WDC
Messi ? Literally fucking who ? Sir Lewis wins more world championship. Messi will lose agaisnt Spain anyway lol
>>156872395The computer said that charging the battery is more important than going fast.
>>156877851abduls never win anything, though
just woke upanything good happen in FP2 other than gas leak crashing?
>>156877985EIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
>>156852376It's up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ86VYbVyaA
>all this for the sake for the 'avantgarde' LARPIs modern art truly and well this retarded?
>>156878278modern art is just means for money laundering and tax evasion
>>156878278heh... that pic was taken half of a tenth after i slashed it with my katana>verification nor requireddats rite + hell yeah
>>156878049leo was tricked
NEW >>156878363>>156878363>>156878363
Fuck that.
dutch anon do your duty
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