Max ‘Cursed’ Holloway edition
bit early la'
>>156865184Max the type of nigga to say “happy wife happy life” and “she’s the boss” unironically
>>156865208I’m trying to continue the discussion, working for the community for free by taking the time to create new threads, download images for it, and think up text to write for the OP. And this is the fucking thanks I get for it? Even though it’s already north of 400 posts which is the bump limit? Fuck you. Just… Fuck you.
>>156865236You're right, sorry.
think about all the heemers that were aborted
>>156865209Cute
brazilson cacva you absolutely suck!>>156865749cheeky basterd
Should have been a Bones thread
>>156865841many are saying this
I'm mad, I'm angry.I could fuck a nigga up today, straight up murder i'm telling yall. Dana White better get my contract ready.
>You obviously know nothing about the sport so why don't you crawl back in your mom's basement and kill yourselfSOON
>>156865184Why would you speak like that of your significant other?
Take a bump
invest in dricus today! his stock is about to reach the moon!
Only 1 day left until Dricus beats the fuck out of Kamaru Usman and ends his career.
Vasti+Usdaddy=Sexi fear....
It's gonna be bad my nigga!
I can envision the fight>dricus feints a jab and goes for a takedown>kamarus stuffs it they reset>dricus does the dumbass 1-2 combo >kamaru backs up to dodge>dricus sees he's about to get his back against the wall so he feints another jab like a retard and goes for the takedown>kamaru catches him in a guillotine>dricus tries to get out of it but kamaru brings him down and switches to an armbar>OOOHHHH IT'S TIGHT IT'S TIGHT >OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH HE TAPPED IT'S OVER IT'S ALL OVER
>>156866095great prediction if you switch the names
>>156866106thanks I have no fight experience
lots of people were making fun of Max's small meng, well small mengs win fights, small mengs get titles, Usman's small meng will triumph over Dricus' magnum dong
the idea of either kamaru or dricus transitioning from a guillotine to an armbar is too absurd to visualize
>>156865184If any of you have a daughter you'd want her to leave an MMA fighter on read too. There's 90% chance they are absolute useless shit bag bums who will end up broke syphoning money off their GFs to try to make it. Most end up heeming their significant other. Max is a kekold but she was in the right here and we all know it.
>>156866152>t. proud girldad
poosman's little malteser head is getting battered about the gaff and we all know it
Stand aside Marty, Soldaddy got next
>>156866150well usman is really hard to sub so i picture it like he's clearly gonna slip out of the guillotine so dricus grabs an arm on the way out and gives it a shot
>>156866064Nasty Vasti I'm afraid
>>156866086Usmengs knees ARE heemed. Notice the way he cant load up shots, even when he was teeing off on peeon and trying to punch a one armed gassed khamzat.Plus if you notice his takedowns on buckley, he doesnt drop step through to a double leg anymore, he bends his torso 90 degrees over his knees and scoops the double leg while still standing with knees locked straight. Still works well for him but clearly his knees are no more.
>significant other>partnerthis gender neutral shit really heemed a whole generation
>>156866150I could do it but hey that's just me
Paddy Pimblett would submit Khabib. Each generation of fighters gets better and better that's just how this sport works.
mason "bones" jones
Woodley beat prime condit, brazza in the green hoodie, and kosheck before losing to Usman thus we can infer Usman is better than half of them guys GSP beat
>>156866217How the hell do you want people to refer to the person whom somebody is currently in a relationship without knowing the individual?
Mason "Sexual Chocolate" Jones
>>156866203this bum even in poofc?
>>156866217"Partner" gained usage before the great wokening. Basedlennials needed a word for spouse without the marriage part and calling someone your "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" when you're pushing 40 is embarrassing. "Significant other" is inherently reddit faggotry though.
>>156866217Nah, you just didn't get the context
>>156866281gsp never fought lawler buddeh
>>156866281>Darren Tillwhatever happened there
Gable? More like Twinkle
Been too long without META Apex card mengs
Do you think BSD's girl left him on unread for 5 years?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>156866482on read. on READ. Not UNREAD you idiot
insane how much a motherfucker has to do for a woman to even look his waysorry for the unrelated chud out but damn women behaviour pisses me off
>>156866507that's why I chose not to play
just a sliver of mewn out 2nite
>>156866487>kept fighting while decapitatedufc fighters could learn a thing or two from a real one like thishttps://x.com/big_business_/status/2077806786732601354
Fresh off the presses
>>156866547hoyl shit heemheads this is a real banger!
>>156866547>Blachowicz #4
This card is Dana White's love letter to Oklahoma City.
>>156865209Max the type of nigga to say "it is what it is"
>>156866547This one is for the fans
>>156866547lmao baldowicz
>GABLE STEVESON IS A ______
>>156866547what race is stirling
>>156866507>sorry for the unrelated chudit is mma related, no need to be sorry.
>>156866597is this guy black, white or messican
>>156866639as the name implies, hes a pure blooded native american, part of the navajo tribe
>>156866639navajo
>>156866639Maori
>>156866487chatri splurging out on us today ONEchads
race against time
Canada's champion fights in a matter of hours
race to the bottom
How much does paddy bench
>>156866718Arjan Bhullar is back!?
racy suggestion
tfw you browse heem
>>156866744based little freak
>>156866738Di Bella
>>15686663930-40% maori40-50% angloand some asian in whatever's leftoverso he probably has one maori parent and one asian/anglo parent
>>156866716>>156866732starting from the bottom now we still there
>>156866639Coomer
kid named James France that looks like this that used to get bullied for being maori
What ever happened to Shavkat? I knew he got injured a long time ago. Don't know how much time has passed, all I know is that it feels like forever. But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head.
>>156866877why doesn't he have the mark hunt tattoos even the rock has some
>>156866877James Kaiwhare Kara-France
>>156866909He got some
>>156866907Shavkat's head gasket is gone
i wish i was maori so i could get those lovehandle hiding tattoos
>>156866907He looks like Sakuraba now in his recent pics
>>156866907his physique is atrophied. he has little baby legs now. if he ever fights again it's probably gonna take yet another year to build his body back up
Dricbeast
>>156866935Tell him to limp it home on 7 cylinders, we need him now more than ever
>>156866929is he ashamed or why are they not visible
>>156866907It's over for him, Sanko's pussy dried him up, absorb all his energy
>>156866962 Any injury which does not destroy a Saiyan will only make him more powerful.
Kaiwhare Kara or James France?
>>156867058AB is zesty as hell. Always got a light skin on his arm
>>156866981they are
Can we make all the Kai's in the UFC fight each other round robin style?Kai Kara France vs Kai Kamaka vs Kai Asakura
>>156867043Odyssey movie looking good
>>156867122bit like jon jones
>>156866907*flushing noises*
Just because Justin Gaethje's not fighting right now doesn't mean we should be talking about a bunch of other fighters instead. I mean Kai Kara France, seriously? Let's get back to talking about the GOAThje as we should
imagine if dricus points up and a frickin anvil falls on usmans head
>>156867252The guy that fought at the White House? Yeah he was pretty cool
Imagine Usman pulling a ''y'all must've forgot''
>>156867234are jihin is fighting tonight lad i trust you'll be watching
>>156867252I could beat gaethje
Justin Gaethje, wow. What a guy, what a night.
CLD is gane but better
Alright bro put 5 bands on the black dude with blown out knees and uhh 2 bands on the 40 yo black dude.wmma? man I don't watch that shit, fuck outta here
wow
Summer time and the livings easy. Fish are jumping and the cotton is high. Your daddy is rich and your Mama's good looking. Summer time, and the livings easy.
>>156867473And a pair of jeans that fit just right
>>156867505This response poses a cuttingly stark juxtaposition.
>>156865184>Y'ALL NIGGAS better put some RESPEK on maaah name fool>Y'ALL MUST HAVE FORGOT
>>156867172>upper body tramp stampdear oh dearie me
>>156867547Usman never really fell off. Just a couple of unlucky results against Leon. He did well against Khamzat.
>>156867449that tit be lookin saggy
man dricus is gonna legit weigh 20lbs-ish more than kamaru in the cage
How did Bobert do it?
Usman is stronger when he rocks the green shorts, as we all know green is the color of Nebraska
>>156867695What do you suppose Martin did that made them book this matchup? Last fight on his contract or something?
All those new captcha were annoying, but thank god they've solved the issue with spamming here.
Dricus by brutal, gruesome, devastating, career-ending and life-altering Knee Bar finish.
>>156867449ohh no the hgh injection sites
DDP is a jacked up white boy with flow
AB and DDG on a generational run right now
>>156867826Are you the UAE nigga ?
Day 2 nofapHot damn my dick is HUGE, great pump on it after some rest
Usman should promote healthy male body standards and tell everyone that fetish porn dicks are not representation of reality.
>>156867896Huh?
>Huh?
>>156867921
>>156865184Looks like there really were no nuggets on the blessed express
DDP is a jacked tall handsome talented white boy with a giant schlong and a mid wife. He clearly got life figured out. Deal with it.
>>156867606He really didnt do well against khamzat. Chimaev gassed like he always does and kamaru escaped some bad takedowns late the first two were typical ratyap smudges
>>156867997He's a raped piglet freak with a twpecker
>>156866639Hes the (sterling) silver Indian (navajo)
day 180 of fapmaxxing, I am getting stronger, faster, better
>>156867997Last week proved having a big dick makes you lose to dudes with small cocks, it's proven
>>156868002>10 days notice>still made it a drawMeanwhile....Just how bad is Dirty Diaper Piggy???
I've been swimming half a kilometer every day and it's making me feel amazing.
i've been taking pictures of this fat dude swimming half a kilometer every day and it's really disgusting
>>156868075Weird flex but okay
>>156868075fuck you dude leave em alone
>>156868106it was joke sweetie, now gimme a smile big boy>>156868119gotta toughen these niggas up
>>156868119They can't stand to see a nigga living his best life, can they?
>>156868088this is the kind of energy I want to have
>>156868088Fiziev looking solid here.
Since he was joking I say we let him slide with just a warning this time.
>>156868088Kek
Fat white dudes are not ready for this talk but people, mainly brown people film them out in public then wank to their big pear shaped booties.
>>156868300Dis wyt boi crazy!
>ynr both of troonvenia's boys lost in 1 minute back to back in the most embarrassing way possible
>defeats DDP>calls out strickland>defeats Strickland>becomes 185 champion>Colby CHAOS Covington comes out of retirement>Shittalks his way into a trilogy fight with Usman>defeats Usman and becomes 185 champ>goes down to 170 and defeats Ian Garry to become two division champion>retires as the greatest GOAT of all time>pic somewhat related
>>156865184hope he beat her up after they went home
>>156868014no he is not any of those things. >>156868035dick size doesnt translate to fighting. it was unnecessary for me to mention yet I did.
>>156868379Colpiggy wants Usdaddy thirds?
Colbussy has never beaten a black daddy I'm afraid
>>156868425>tyrion woodleyster
>Conor vs Khabib rematch was 5 months agoDamn time flies when Ali Abdelazziz is in charge of the UFC. Guy brought us banger after banger, even managed to book GSP vs Jon Jones at strawweight
>>156868454Not a daddy
>>156865184Holy shit this more humiliating than Mcgoobers footfalls
>>156865184>left on readI hate how society speaks
Marty is a fraud, we all know the real Usdaddy is
>>156868546huuuuuge tit, very firm. Another dagestani W
DDP toonforce will eviscerate usmanetty
dricus is the only straight fighter
>>156868410>usman needed to cheat AND a herb'd early stoppage to beat colgoddamn
niggas joking about ddp cartoon powers are missing this key detail >it can work for him as well as against himDDP always creates the funniest outcome so if the funniest outcome is that he loses in a dumb way he'll lose in a way.It would be hilarious if he dominates every round and is headed for a UD win but ends up getting knocked out during the last 10 seconds while celebrating.
https://youtu.be/jR7dcaoMwe8?is=aLKLMmK5ETSUXQ_-
In your eyesThe light the heemI am complete
>>156868640Eating black daddy loads out of nasty Vasti's gaped poonan is not straight behavior in any book.
This card has a lot of decent low name value fights below the main and co-main but I'd be more excited if I didn't know CLD was gonna pointfight his way to a decision against cannonier
>>156868703The star charts are read, the crystals are aligned. Cannonier heems
>>156868640she cutemy highschool sweeatheart looked almost like her.
>>156865184>>156866482>>156868640is having a ugly wife a ufc contract requirement or some shit these creatures are mad ugly. deadass id rather stay incel than fuck that creature next to BDS. bitch got a jawline straight out of a looksmaxxin comic
>>156868640Swinger energy
the zestier the fighter, the better he is, a fighter with no zest is not a real fighter but a poser
>>156868772Ok BSD's girl is ugly but the other two are cute. You're trippin nigga
>>156868801I'm trying to come up with some kind of counter argument or an example but I'm failing
>>156868772She’s not bad
>>156868492when women are not in love with their partners they publicly humiliate them for cheap laughs and to feel powerful. 'Yes, that over here is not the best one I know, but I own it.' women also got no personalities or sense of humor, so their only reliable way to make others laugh is by making fun of the male partners. She owns max. Pretty humiliating display. >>156868515>I hate how society speaksIts not society, its newspeak spreading trough media to women and children, then it becomes 'normal'.Lately women make up new and new confusing innocent spounding terms to excuse and lessen their own behaviour. see example: Its not 'cheating', its 'entanglement'.Like goys we were saying 'uhh creepy its like 1984' but that shit was already estabilished 100 years ago and we living in it. Women are suspectible to brainwashing and they psychos because fraudian penis envy, which is envy for power the top 1% men have over them sexually and physically and spiritually.
>>156868861You definitely read like a dude in a stable relationship with a loving woman.
Payton Talbott is having a baby. Congrats Payton!
>>156868772https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfzGMhWnmtcyoung heemers should listen to this tape and research the wisdom behind its message.
>>156868801
>>156868861Dude you really gonna let this nigga >>156868891diss like you that?? bruh you need to fight back
>>156865184You guys are taking >she didn't want to fuck some nobody texting her online And turning it into Max being a cuck. That's some internal shit. She's saying she wasn't just going to give up her pussy cause some guy hollered. Would you marry a woman who was rimming you four hours after you entered her dm's? Actually, you probably would, you fucking losers.
>>156868926>Would you marry a woman who was rimming you four hours after you entered her dm's?YES!!!
>>156868904>just watch this *popular hollywood goyslop*no thanks senpai
>>156868926>She's saying she wasn't just going to give up her pussy cause some guy holleredexcept thats exactly what she did when the guy turned out to be somewhat famous (aka has $$$)
>>156868926>She's saying she wasn't just going to give up her pussy cause some guy hollered.Thats what they all say then they fuck the tall rich handsome guy same night when he sends then the eggplant emoji.If the rules of dating apply to you sorry but you are the beta provider. There are no decent, innocent women anymore. These hoes are all sinful fiends brainwashed by social media.You can accept ir or fight against the idea it doesnt matter.Anyway DDP is clearly high iq chad.
>>156868953>>156868983>>156869004post your birthrates
>>156869004>If the rules of dating apply to you sorry but you are the beta provider.100%she makes rules for betas but breaks rules for chad
>>156868965good point its slop, but that youtube video did not air on tv and was based by accident.
>>156868926Hawaiian women prefer fat samoans like tuivasa not twigs like Kai kara france, it's fair to assume there is foul play here
>>156869017I'd rate my birth a 2/10. Didn't kill my mom but I was born in a shitty hospital infested with roaches and my existence will yield nothing good for anybody.
>>15686901737yo khv
>>156869017France is leading the podium
>>156869107I respect him for winning the title while being natty
>>156868861I can't share personal stories and details but trust me on this one women do have personalities and a sense of humour it's just that when they have money and a bit of fame things get out of hand real fast which is what you see here, this nonchalant sadism and casual cruelty towards someone who should be very dear and close to you. Kind of like abortion or something like that.
>>156869120"french people"
>>156869176they're all french, seethe more
>>156869107the quintessential american ufc champion
>>156869176this looks shopped
>>156869222it was the top google search result i don't watch soccer
>>156869107Laugh all you want but Joana got really spergy when Hill turned her down, this is the physique women got crazy for
>>156869222Did you know under the eiffel tower is a mural titled "endless sleep" aka "death" and its a pile of niggers fucking white women? And it was made by a jew?
>>156869263bappa y'know keith herring? his art recently "regained popularity" and is on tons of youth sized clothing.
Wattup playa!
>>156869067wish you werent lying. you could be doing sick magic right now.
>>156869107FAT NIGGAS
And I got one more thing to say...CONOR MCGR-ACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_q5tzmADAoit's up!
>>156869338YOU HAVE TO COME BACK TO FIGHT SOMEBODY!
>>156869362>no brazzas
>>156869294why would i lie about that homie
>>156869395He's subtly dissing you>yo dis nigga gotta be lying lmao You need to fight back nigga
us us usman
>>156866281>Rory MacDonald;-;
Waddup playa!
>>156869395>>156869417BAP-BAP*Both of yewl!
>>156868906>I have it 38-38 >I have it 39-37 for israel
>>156869465I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
>>156868640Dricus is wasting his Rugby shithouse Boer genetics being with a womanlet like this. He needs to ditch Nasty Vasti and breed a proper Saffer muscle mummy
>>156868772Wait until you see Jiri's girl...
>>156868801Why isn't Jordan Leavitt the GOAT then?
>>156869558He's still young
Jamahawl is so flushed
>>156869596Dirty bulking to heavyweight is just waving every white flag
>>156869536she just matures old. uhm matured early. maybe he is into matures.
>>156869536no wonder the biggest troll looking bitches online are demanding rich athletic tall chads. apparently they are actually getting them. hypergamy is fucking wild in 2k26, i genuinenly thought it peaked before corona but boy was i mistaken
I'm an old mature
>>156869484doos still be posting media scores like they're arguments
>>156869679An ugly wife is a treasure at the home, a wife too pretty would stir up jealousy, Car brand and Dustin have hot wives and look what happened to them, there is that certain type of ugly wife that just takes care of your meals and as long as you don't slump up, she remains ride or die, study tony and gooby's wives
You are a UFC champion in your prime and you're about to defend your title for the 2nd time but then you start hearing some weird noises in your head that ressemble the sound a toilet makes when its flushing. The unnerving noises are unfortunately real. It's inside your head. They are getting louder with each passing day. You can't stop what's coming
Hokit can not physically beat Gane Pavlovich Volkov Aspinall or Valter Walker so idk what his real plan in the division is other than just cashing in
it's friday bitches
what happened to sweet dee?
>>156869863been hearing these noises for as long as I can remember
>>156869920conor probably mentally heemed her into getting bogged
>>156869863talmbout a Till comeback b?
>>156869920She looks gorgeous. She's a ride or die bitch like Magic Johnson's aoife.
>>156869107Fat niggas can lay pipe, joanna knew this.
>>156869558He isn't repressed enough.
>>156869946>chipmunk ass looking bitch>gorgeousbrooos again with this horrid taste
For me it's the idea that there is something more "going on" here for somebody to possibly have the "least idea out of anyone" in the first place. What exactly would that knowledge even consist of, prey tell?
Sweet Dee. You know why we call her sweet don't you?
>>156869920It's no wonder he cheats with every fat slag that stumbles into the black forge inn
>>156869988Because she toots McGregor's rusty trombone like Miles Davis after a fresh snort of h?
>>156869946Lots of people struggle to understand this
strickland is a real nigga
>>156870073I just checked with the nasheedcord and they disagree
>>156870014ewwww
Ain't no shame in losing to godthje let me tell you that!
Thoughts on the nachos at Tito's Cantina?
>>156870089not sure what the nasheedcord is and nor do i care for x'ers opinions
>>156870171looks overpriced
>>156870193Nigga you don't know how much it even costs
>>156870171>>156870193
Who is Conor fighting next then? Khabib rematch? Dustin vs Conor 4? Fans would love to see him fight again
>>156870171looks dry like a donkey's cuntthats a nah from me big dawg
>>156870214I'll take one of everything please tito
>>156870199I say whatever the fuck i want bitch ass dumb ass cock hungry nigga
>>156870248
To my friend Conor McGregor, rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla
To my friend Tony Ferguson, rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla
MAGA Patriot at the Black Forge Inn
To my friend Luke Thomas, rest now, brother. We have your vape. And I'll see you in Valhalla
>>156870310Conor would probably take him to the bathroom and fuck him if you know what I mean
>>156870247pretty light meal for a average male no?
>>156870341The patriot isn't like that
>>156870356I don't think that matters when coach mac daddy takes you to his black forge shitter.
To my nigga, Dustin Poirier, rest now brother. It's going to be bad. And I'll see you at Alcoholics Anonymous
>>156870367DP and Kash would vibe hard
Max Micro Holloway
To my friend Illia Topuria, go fuck yourself
micro max
I reslly think in an pirson enviroment you would all hold an kumite and the winner would hold my pocket. Respectfully.
Canada.......BITCHMADE.Any objections? I thought so
>>156870464
>>156870418Dont underestimate him. Conor's BWC would be finished in 15 minutes but Max can jab that pussy for an hour.
>>156870214May I have a tostada grande with beef, two orders of your taquitos, a, uh, Tito's guac and chips aaaaand one of those spicy margaritas please
>>156870496KEK
What the fuck is a chili dog?
>>156870520something sexual
>>156870520different regions have different types of dogs, its not a bad heem snack, goes great with a beer
>>156870553is this what is causing the diarrhea
>>156870570nah thats the taco bell dawg, also not a bad heem snack since it's the cheapest slop you can get
>>156870570they figured out it was centered on taco bells b and you'll never guess where
>>156870553Man I fucking loathe hot dogs
Someone should invent the Cheesybeanz Dog
Going to try sauerkraut one day I'm thinking on a hotdog would be best
>>156870656an all beef frank with mustard and mayo will change your life
>>156870649wouldn't know b, we dont eat that slop here
>>156870656i made some at home and they were such a disappointment. I hate americans
>>156869946>>156870052pakistani opinions
ONE is live>women's muay thainevermind
low heat. turn. the sizzle. lovely. slide them over. toast the buns. that nice golden crust. spread a thin layer of mayo. listen to that scrape. mmm. place the frank inside the bun. a light slathering of your favorite mustard. and THAT is beef franks for one.
Slurping down ye old oak dogs one at a time straight from the jar
>>156870675>>156870716this guy is right, a high quality frank with mustard is top tier>>156870670not a fan of sauerkraut but it pairs well with a dog
just had a chip barmiykyk
Talmbout roller dogs ?
been using worchestertonshire sauce and mustard with all my beef dishes shits cash
crazy how they heemed him
Is ONE inner circle happening right now? Did it already happen? I cant figure anything out. I want to see Carver compete.
>>156869679>apparently they are actually getting themNigga literally just go outside and see all the landwhales with tall, good looking Chads, this has always been the case, most men have virtually no standards as long as they get their dick wet
When was 21 got my first brick!
I fear no man except Gane -Tom "Raped Bitch" Aspinall
We don't watch that crap here
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm9bL0dBXrg>>156870830i agree when is enough enough
>>156866095Usman has absolutely zero BJJ. Not sure he’s ever attempted a submission in UFC
Remember to do some exercise today.
>>156870853no hetero man is concerned with aesthetics and most express gayness through it but a so-called man who bases his sexual attraction on whether or not something "looks" or "smells" good is a turbo homo
>>156870946FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
>>156866907Shavkat heemed his ACL, then like 4 months into recovery he heemed it again. He’ll never be the same as he was
Heem tiny
>>156870464Yeah, well
not much of a looker in the classical sense but you can see she heems like a mongol warlord
>>156870920you're lucky we're not in the same room right now white boy
>>156868640I had a FWB once who looked extremely similar to this. She was fucking insane and I’m pretty sure she tried to get pregnant
>>156870958That sucks.
here we have pure aesthetic perfection but the trained eye can tell the heems are few and far between mostly intending to get the wmma pregnant sadly
>>156871008His legs also atrophied from lack of use hes 100% done as a professional fighter
>>156870570It’s unironically Mexicans shitting in fields while they pick lettuce. Same thing happened with cilantro at Chipotle a few years ago
and so the lion with the big mane in the jungle must hunt among the hyenas and jackals fucking punk dude keeping the balance of cheese to wine in harmony until a g**** turns up to ruin it all
happy friday lads
Dude this thread is NON-STOP mma talk like move on bro
Wtf is this muzzie doing in the one fight lmao
Faggy Pimblett
>>156870996everyone not in the same room as you is lucky that's true
>>156871059Damn its friday already we heem tomorrow
Let me try Tito's meat.
>>156871059could be better tbch pal thank god for gela and violins
>>156871059I hate that he's the funniest mma character
>>156870962same energy
>>156871059
banger alert
>>156871118I imagined how I'd feel if this elliott nigga tried to suck my dick and I can confidently say I'd feel weird.
>>156871121
>>156871118>pool noodlesdis lil doo dont wanna hurt his hands
>doo>hisinveigling yous is boxcel behavior
>>156871197hahaha where can I get that emoji, dog
>>156871118Kek
>>156871197hahahaha I looove this. You HAVE to give it to me hahahaha jk
>>156871222It's a crypto NFT, you gotta buy it, it's worth a bazillion pesetas
>>156871172im watching mauy thai rn dawg
I definitely would m. page
Cheesy Bean Dogs
>>156871260me too b
>>156871138
really crisp countering
>>156871286these two are really... something
>>156866487OHHHHH
Bros true love isn't real is it?
>>156871266piggies is houngry! sadly
>>156871354Excellent post.
>>156865980power dynamics, she is humiliating and asserting dominance over max by revealing that information
>>156871346It is but it can only be experienced by two healthy people
>>156866487>>156871331Dana should be working in the RobotUFC as we speak. in 10 years we should have it.
Usman is 4chan, the anvil thing is extremely reddit
>>156871269not a bad scrap, a lot of new guys in this event
>>156871331Future Stacy and future Becky laughing at the future manlet ibcel getting BTFO by chadbot.
>>156868904>>156869033It's a VERY shit, VERY gay spin on a GOAT song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH_PANCU9oQ
>>156871346It is...for a while
>>156871266look likes he just got jeet'd all over on
>>156871266corr
the look you give nasty vatsti when you get home and there"s not a bantu BBC all up in her
>>156871467Why you gotta say stuff like that meng
>>156871467DDP has only lost to whites and high yellows and he's heemed every african set before him. This meme could not be less correctly applied. You need to take some time b you're diluting your message.
huge weekend of fights. being kind is much more fun unless youre a faggotJULY 18TH - BKFC 91 NAPLES: HUNT VS PUGLIESIJULY 18TH - IBA BARE KNUCKLE #6: MIAMIJULY 18TH - BKB 56 LOS ANGELES: ORTIZ VS SALCIDO
>>156871529take that shit to /uma/
>>156871529We'll be watching PFL instead
and with that your main event is official!!!
>>156871539*cries because you arent posting tranny videos* sorry baby its a sport
>>156871529sabbatinibroslooks like we got ourselves anotha one
>>156871560Usman has the bigger pair of tits therefore he will.....HYEEM
>>156871548PFL will be recorded and shown between bare knuckle cards
ddpiglet looking like hes going to get oinked again
>>156871519Dirty Diaper Piggy and the Bacon Boers oink for Bantu Dick Daddies to genocide them I'm afraid...
>>156871519russians arent white
>BKFCgoing to have some dog fights>BKBthey will be running two minute rounds instead of the usual three>IBAeverything they do feels like a fever dream >PFLthe real deal
Zatdaddy's brown beast gave Dirty Diaper Piggy the Hershey squirts
>>156871597Eblen must be -600 Impa is trash
next weekend will be just as crazy JULY 24TH - FURY VS WACHJULY 24TH - KARATE COMBAT 62: ALVEY VS HALLJULY 25TH - JOSHUA VS PRENGAJULY 25TH - BKB 57 ANARCHY IN THE UK: TERRILL VS DE LA MOTTEJULY 25TH - BKFC FIGHT NIGHT URUGUAY: REYNO VS KREJCIJULY 25TH - LEVELS: LEVELS OF VIOLENCE VS HOOD FIGHTSJULY 25TH - KLAN FC 15JULY 26TH - ZUFFA BOXING 09: BERLANGA VS BUTLER
I am 100% convinced every mma fighter has drank the blood of dana white as part of their induction into the brotherhood
>>156871705All the stars are here!
>>156871692Easy day at the office for the White man. Gonna be the theme for the weekend
>>156871692they went to split decision last time
>>156871763>FURY VS WACHnot paying for it but will watch>KARATE COMBAT 62: ALVEY VS HALLRobin Black can talk to me about fighting all day >JOSHUA VS PRENGAnot paying for it but will watch >BKB 57 ANARCHY IN THE UK: TERRILL VS DE LA MOTTEthe mighty trigon back to back weekends? talk about a good time>BKFC FIGHT NIGHT URUGUAY: REYNO VS KREJCIUruguayans better be game for the squared circle, I want a show. >LEVELS: LEVELS OF VIOLENCE VS HOOD FIGHTSgravy from here >KLAN FC 15I dont know how this promotion fills the card with their men being killed off but I do like watching them fight>ZUFFA BOXING 09: BERLANGA VS BUTLERAs if the weekend couldnt get any better.
ykr when peon spedwards was the champ for nearly 2 years
i'm going to have to move
kek nice ending to the fight
>>156871950Think about it every day bruv
>>156871951rest in peace ma nigga
>>156871986birmingham borders whales>>156871998don't reply to me you wahrani cunt
i could drive for 2 hours and go heem leon edwards right now if i wanted to
>>156872040youd probably suck him off instead b
The Leon era was simply remarkable. A time of great change in the sport of MMA
>>156872011>don't reply to me you wahrani cuntThis can only end with me heemin you dead in the octagon
>>156872065this you?
why do americans always go to giving a blowjob to black men
>>156871901>Robin Black can talk
>>156872088yes
remember this guy?
>>156872138THE former middleweight champ?
>>156872110the will of the law
>>156870267Backstory of this meme gentleman ?
>>156872157Piggoy that says oink oink for Jewdaddies.
I had a weird dream where BSD was my adoptive dad but he was a truck driver instead of a UFC fighter, and we lived in a shitty apartment. He got up at the crack of dawn, put on his clothes, drank a glass of orange juice and left for work without saying anything to me.What the fuck does this mean?
>>156872177I think you made up a really boring story to fish for (you)s and it worked!
>>156872157He's a patriot
>>156872157does everything need explaining look at him
Ian MaCHADo Garry retired Shavedcat despite losing. unfortunately he can't play the long game with Islam.
>>156872177You hate yourself
>>156872175I mean the Jew Hate has gone so far we're all kinda saying it now. It's not cool like it was back in the day.
>>156872310you were never cool abdi and now they like somaliland doesn't mean normal humans like ariels, just you
>>156872310Jew hate isn't cool anymore. what if someone thinks I am one em from river to sea type of guy.
>>156866062>beats the fuck out of Usmanlmao he's gonna get laid on for 20 minutes lad DDP cannot wrestle
>>156872375you are georgian no one likes you anyway not europeans not russkies not asian slavs not even ukrainies
>>156872138So glad daner and co fucked this little retard out of his champ status by bamboozling him with a nonexistent jiri fight and then forcing him into panic cut for strickland
upon reviewing the mike davis fight I really don't see how pooper is gonna beat ricky ricardo. He ain't finna take him down, he's gonna have to pull guard. Even though it's a big ask for a guy with his name tattooed on his chest so he can remember it when he looks in the mirror he literally just has to not go to the ground and he'll have 100 simulations of poopers death unfortunately
If my dick is explosive am I explosive?
>>156871331>not a single person gives a fuckthe chinese culture around people dying or being injured in your vicinity is so crazy
lfg seksanchads legacy is ours>>156872517why cant you die of heat exhaustion
>>156872449>Europeans >Asians >RuskiesYou didn't have to mention yourself 3 times
>>156872138It's amazing how much he looks like a mountain goat
>>156872545What's your exact problem with me? I triggered you again but I don't remember when or how
>>156872553cheeky basterd
>>156870214need the webm of tito cutting an onion to accompany his famous salsa
>>156872177it means you're an homosexual attention whore with daddy issues
>>156872565you should be honored i give you a boost, it's a celebration... ring your towel, waifu we done it we're rich baby! big cloz finland gave us (You)s! break out the red panties!
>>156872542Chinese are genetic mutant slave people who willingly eat shit and happily enjoy the suffering and death of others
>>156872611ok that's pretty funny
>>156872157Just a new obsession for spammyBetter than when he was lusting after mini khabib
not liking the tone youre using with me. adjust it or ill adjust it for you
yeah thats right we can take this outside *points to center of street*
chill out bym is in da house(big yellow meng)you get a bym you get a bymeverybody gets a bym
heem.com is not a friend simulator, go back to your trannycords to discuss the food you are eating and the guys your dating, respectfully.
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>156872591
Favorite ranked Taiwanese fighter?
heem is your girlfriend simulatorhere everybody embrace mengself
>>156872157You mean to tell me you do not have this same reaction when you are at Tito's Cantina in Cape Coral, Florida?What is wrong with you anon???
joe I was kidnap by de grey aliens
>>156872940weili
There is not a single schizoposter on /heem/
>>156872601Chink.
i smell a heem
Just did a cheeky bump in my executive bathroom
>>156872994Is that Tito's Cantina in Cape Coral, Florida? Home of the best damn salsa verde this side eastern seaboard??
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
I have never responded to a post made by a Canadian flag in my life
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMkino
what a fight
>>156873054Based, make sure to beat the breaks off of any you see in real life
ufCOCK
Nice reversal heemBaht bonus incoming
>>156873054makes no sense
not sure if this is the right place "mate" keep it light, here comes the baht segue :D
possibly the most awkward baht i've ever seen
"record" "ariel helwani" in a "studio booth" hh
Schaub's chat is predicting 59% Du Plessis 41% Usman
>>156871633>whites and high yellowsyou really need to learn to read b
you now remember petr yan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2o1rF8t1GQdamn look at his tits. knuck slaps.
>2nd kid on the way>haven't tuned into a UFC event in 2 yearswhat have I missed? what did Luke Thomas tell me that I did not heed?
>>156873291same old shit but progressively worse
>>156873277doo on the right be like I don't have a problem I only drink clear liquor
watching the UFC Journey for this week-end, pretty fucking gay
snoozeman can't do what ratlip did to dricbeast and if you think he can you're retarded
>>156873350no he'll do much worse
Punished Dricus will heem
>>156873371yeah poosman will perform much worse that's what i just said
it was meant to be fluffy or brendan allen getting the unlucky draw here. you've got to feel bad for usmeng. dricus needs to literally kill him to restore his ego, and he's said as much.
>>156873413that's two strikes.
>>156872545Whats that, b?
>>156873433yeah snoozeman probably will land only two strikes lmao
holy shit the 330 card is ass womens featured and co-main fights
>>156873457and that's three. You're out.
Usmang be like: >yeah here is my bbcand there is no bbc...
Usmeng be like:>commit suicide
>>156865209"happy wife happy life" is a big truth thoughand being partners in life is also important. your wife should be your best friend
Usmeing be like:>I wanna suck dricus' cum out his dih like through a straw
Yeah, yeahYou might be goin' through a lil', ayy, yeahYou might be goin' through a lil' ho phaseYou gotta make that ass rotateYou wanna put that car in your own namePut that crib in your own name"Life just hard, " oh, you don't say? Yeah
I want to like Sean because he’s a fellow white chud but he is such a try hard and keeps making me a cringe
>>156873507
You need a little motherfuckin' donation?I heard you wanna relocateWho cares what the people back home say?Toot that horn like road rageMake that ass just rotateYou goin' through a little ho phase, yeah
Dricraped is gonna retire after Usdaddy genocides xer Bacon Boer Bussy I'm afraid...
>>156873524I dont think he would say that, he is a christian dude from nebraska
Realistically, Dricus has no path to victory.
Dricus via White Excellence aka African Excellence.
Dricus via whitesplosion
>>156873570hey i'm just reporting facts
>>156873570he’s a black voodoo nigga from africa
>>156873597
Niggus.
>>156873469Nah you got cooked nigga
>>156873016don't need too sine your posts b
>>156873509I highly doubt these gold diggers could be "best friends" with anybody, or even know what friendship is
IDK man. You have to understand a lot of broke losers date pretty attractive women. Convicts, drug dealers, junkies, many of them date more attractive women then men who work an honest job. I guarantee you these 'low life' guys aren't putting much effort into their dating life. They just don't give a fuck enough that women feel at ease around them. Most guys have to literally learn to be like this, or unlearn all the things that are making them care too much about landing dates. That is where the effort comes in, not from working out, or making more money or accomplishing some huge achievement to get women to like you.The good thing is that the things that make you attractive to women will usually benefit your life anyways. Not trying to control your image and be this perfect goody two shoes guy, just being more free and less invested on how people respond to you. It is worth the effort if you want to date good women.
>>156874256>>156866507
