>>156865184
Po po lil' Du Pigclitty...
dogshit thread
I am rose namajunas' raped lil vagine
>>156873597We love Pat
>>156873455mandaeans bappa, they have a particular aesthetic in these pages that i enjoy
Pat makes Rose wear a strap on so he can give reach arounds.
*ahem*Niggus du Niggis.
I believe Gable won and Conor lost because Gable did actually sexually assault a woman whilst Conor didn't. Gable carried that strength with him and cruised to a R1 victory, whilst Conor, lacking the rapist's confidence and vitality, floundered. Many lessons!
>>156873678Wtf my boss saw this and I got fired on the spot, I'm having to suck dick just to get by
>>156873678hmm I like it. Niggi.
>>156873665physiotherapist would be the tacticians choice
>>156873680
>>156873690explain saarIm on short notice I gotta get a waif for my meng if you know what I mean
>>156873680there's no evidence against steveson, there's plenty against mcgregor. if anything it's the opposite.
Clozapine "Literal Pedophile" Finland
>>156873705I would ask her what that tattoo meant on her arm, and whilst she was in the middle of explaining it, I would sock her in the jaw.
>>156873752My own evidence (Gable winning, Conor losing) is stronger.
>>156873662Cool, I’ll look into them.
>>156873678you cant just fucking say that man
>>156873765guarantee it's the coordinates of her "rape"
>>156873765what did ms hands mean by this
>say helo>come back in an few minutes>evreuone making fun of Canadians
>>156873711it's esoteric i'm afraid no easy path unless you want to sit 45 to life in pc
1. Conor McGregor 19 KOs2. Jon Jones 11 KOs3. GSP 8 KOs4. Khabib 8 KOs5. Demetrius Johnson 5 KOs
>>156873752Steveson's lawyers never even denied that he did it, he got off on a technicality. the evidence against Conor is shaky at best
>>156873780wrong again. gable won because his conscience is clean. conor is battling the devil, he's said it himself. because he knows he's a rapist that won't be accepted into the kingdom of heaven as long as he continues to lie about his guilt.
ONE Fight Night 45: Lessei vs. Rabah and RIZIN LANDMARK 15 in HIROSHIMA tonight
time to find some pov virtual sex porn with a freaky story to masturbate. And yes I still believe usman will win
>>1568738721. Cyril Gane 1,000,000 KOs2. Yogarth Garthje 999,999 KOs3. Suga Sean 666 KOs4. Da Lou 100 KOsLevels.
>>156873905see >>156873875We also have to consider that Conor, like Ronaldo, is basically unable to ever rape a woman, because no woman would ever turn down his advances.
>>156873969conor you mad bed shitting cunt using heem is not christian behavior ya know it yourself yeah
>>156873597WTF is Dustin’s problem?
>>156873969other side of the coinwomen will turn and say Ronaldo or Conor raped them because they know there's a payday and/or a book deal in it
>>156873845dont worry b gsp is still the goat of fucking black women
>launches into attack formation in your path
>>156874001His problem is BSD sucks and is a can crusher
>>156874001dustin literally blamed saying nigga to a police and calling those poor women buncha (lyin) hoes on his dad/father, this is what drunks do they deflect
Pat barry did nothing wrong
>>156874001He probably just lost his analyst jobs and he needs money so he's on the cusp of mulling a potential return, maybe
>>156873875what his lawyers have or haven't said is immaterial. evidence is all that matters and we have none regarding steveson's case. there's tangible medical and forensic evidence against mcgregor therefore he is objectively more of a rapist than gable steveson.
>>156874001He just wants to hit pepoles head all the time snd csnt not think about hiting peopes heads
>>156874003There's always a payday in it Civil court has a very low standard of evidenceAn allegation is enough to get a 6 figure payout
In a series of now deleted tweets Conor has finally spoke about what happened at UFC 329. He says he had zero injuries going into the fight.
>>156874001Poirier is of old french stock, he is just showing some tough love to his tribesman, he is allowed to do it
who cares if a fighter raped some chick its a fight
>>156874016
>>156874070why would he take a phone call in a packed arena silly gooby
>>156873867>sir she was only 18Ahh pt. We call it completely different thing.This is europe you donghead. It's like 16 legal here or whatever and a waif shouldn't be lot older than 18 anyway.
>>156874070the body language doesn't lie. and this is the body language of a gaped bussy.
>>156874130quite
Gaped McGregor... A man denied his legacy....
Gooby and Poorier for the new KWABOTY belt?
>>156874001BSD doesn’t speak English, at least not enough to defend himself verbally and isn’t very charismatic so people take that as weakness and can shit on him relentlessly
>>156874070weird and disjointed damage control. makes me of a more conspiratorial mind it does
wife is makign meatloaf tonight boys finna be lit
Liian pikanenVähän likanenMielenvikanenNiinku MaradonaMaradona! Oo-oo-ou!Kesä kasikuus, kasikuus, kasikuus x2
dear diary
Im pooing
>>156874249>>156874274OOOOOHHHHHHHH IT'S FULL IT'S OVERFLOWING IT'S ALL OVER FLUSH IT
Ye it's not the same without Sinead singing in the background
this one goes out to my fans in brasiwSinussa on roimaa alkumiehen voimaakanna minut metsään apinamies!Suojaan oksan haaraan kantaa saisit naaraanoisit mulle suurin apinamies, kenties!Suurin apinamies!
Dustin is invited to the cookout y'all honkies trippin
>>156874346Jon Jones is a Gay Icon.
alright then tough guy let's fuck
>>156874363vile lied
Jon Jones has never knocked a man out in his life with a punch
Dusdaddy gave mcpiglet his Lafayette longsword
>>156874386>ducks random dude on the streethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0MUSayAhPk
Jondaddy retired Tomala Aspiggy without ever even fighting xer...
*sniffs mcdaddy's toes*
>>156874147Looks like MAGA Patriot kek
Jon “Decision over Anthony Smith” Jones
>>156874424
>>156874386what's your primary language b? you should go to a forum where you can be better understood and speak your native tongue
Colby Covington hereAMA
biologically i'm esentially handsome strickland
>>156874386Bones heemed Brad Bernard, i fear
Strickland was never handsome he just had a good haircut
>>156874511>not even in the UFC Counts for nothing
>>156874386He makes niggas tap to strikes, though.
>>156874452Excellent post.
>>156874548Oh yeah this is way cooler than heeming Pavlovich in 30 seconds (not)
>>156874515Strickpiggy needs to make herself ugly to cleanse the memories of dead daddy rapings
Jondaddy just spunked!!!Eat your trough, Tomala!!!
>>156874482Are you ready for Arman b?
>>156874515>good hair>good jawline>good physique>6foot+there is nothing else
California prison has a bare knuckle league. I need to get in this promotion game
Weigh ins bout to start
>>156874611looks like your average looksmaxx fag
>>156874515brownboi is seething
>>156874639Kek what a raped blind balding deformed demented disgusting AGPiglet jeet faggot.
>>156874661then he looksminned by shaving his head
>>156874663brown daddies got ya ham hole moistening huh
The Jones sissies are seething again
>>156874661they used to call that being handsome
>>156874515A good haircut can make the ugliest duckling prettier
Michael Bisping won the title with one eye.Tomala AGPignall quit because xer orbussy leaked after being touched by a BBC.
>>156874612all taxpayer funded
yeah weigh ins startin now someones getting sucker punched
>>156874705Taxpayers have good taste, and it shows.
>>156874739I agree I love Israel
>>156874761Tune into weigh ins. Ring girls are looking good
I’ll tell you what the tall pale ring girl is looking nice and Italian. Make her a heavyweight and imagine the potential
>Ring girls in prison
>>156874773I'm focused on the middle aged tatted daddies
>>156874693nah you could always tell the difference between a tryhard (you) and a chad who just has it naturally (me)
Uldaddy blacked Jiraped with a torn ACL.Mcpiggy oinked into retirement from an ouchy.
>>156874794Why not both
BKFC is almost comical>never mention age of fighters>mention number of fights instead of recordJohn McCain is spinning in his grave.
Find me a card with more Italians
>Argentina won>Spain won>StrickGOD won>DricDOG will winblkboi clitties trembling (but they like it!)
This could be a record for every fighter having over 3 tattoos
Zatdaddy in my mouth. Usdaddy in my Boer bacon bussy. 12 bantus on nasty vasti. simple as.
>>156874831felony/krazy horse is going to be on the card septemberhe went live yesterday all hes been doing for 3 years and smoking weed and playing ps4
You need to have a losing record in at least two combat sports to be in BKFC
>>156874857why do you do this? nobody thinks it's funny
I had a dream mcgregor came back earlier then expected and lost a unanimous decision vs hollowayThen kept begging for a 4th fight in his post fight interview
>>156874798my stricklandmaxing involves a total routine of... cutting my hair and eating healthy. you can become sean strickland too if you believe in yourself.
Preorders are up. Book releases on September 22nd. Gooby bros are we excited?
>>156874850>piggies are so desperate they bandwagon two jeetinx countries LMAO!!!
>>156874876You need to oink on a BBC
>>156874876that nigga married some troon, why would I want to be him?
You now remember when Usm*ng was being compared to Georges St GODIERRE (who only left MMA to sexually satisfy black women (blkbois can't do it!))>>156874891>nons so frustrated they try to claim two European countries as their own
Bare knuckle boxing is for convicted felons.
>>156874916you just dont get it, do you?
>>156874886Imagine having plastic surgery to look like that. Haunting
No one on the card can legally vote. Half can't be within 100 feet of a day care.
>>156874869Malignant autism
>>156874910Nobody is claiming Pigrope except the Sexy Black Muzdaddies raping and killing piggies I'm afraid...
>>156874906this was a decade ago. uncman hasn't knocked anyone out since covid.
daddy posting and diaper posting is heem culture
>>156874973A blacked bussy never forgets.
The English are gonna knock some Italians out
>>156874973Usdaddy does whatever the fuck he wants because Black people don't owe you an explanation.
jon jones bbc
He’s got pierced nipples..
>>156874906It's the green shorts, he needs to demand custome green shorts to enter his groove
Two different fighters have pierced nipples. To each their own?
>>156873597Fuck Dana
>>156875079This.
sean strickland large genital
>>156875079where???
why didn't dana just make a bare knuckle promotion power slap is retarded and dana is retarded
>>156875165Holy YUM!!!!
Usmeng simply can't lose. Dricus is gonna revoke his Africanness
>>156875165what is it about large areolas that makes someone a GOAT combat sports athlete?
square up dawg
WE. ARE. LIIIIIIIVE https://www.youtube.com/live/uUe13oRV6hg
>>156875229Might toss this guy on while I take a shit. Very calming takes backed by facts
>>156875229bro stop trying to make these random bums the next guru. there will never be another guru.
>>156875257There is no guru. There is only Uncle Weezy. He knows way more about MMA than that obese Brit fuck
Usmeng bros...they're laughing at us...
>>156875079It's not a meme, it is confirmed Jon is a hoglet. It's time to stop. It's why he wants to fuck men that haven't truly accepted they're gay yet, because men are size queens, BUT if you've never been fricked in the ah hoe, even a jon Bonelet Jones peen hurts you fannybutt
>>156875229UNCLE WEEZY HE DA MAN
Jon has manners of yt so he has no BBC privileges
>>156875301Jon is a bottom b he likes the play at being submissive he hasn't been anything but dominant all day every day his release is being heemed in the bootyhole by handsome white doos
in all seriousness, Usmeng is the most based fighter on the roster
>>156875165look at how excited sweet joe is here
>you obviously know nothing about the sport so why don't you crawl back in your mom's basement and kill yourselfSOON
do not talk to me or my son agane
>>156875290OINK OINK!!!
>>156875351If bad manners made your meng a p4p MUNSTER, then chinese immigrants wouldn't have such small weenders. Anyone remember that Japanese fighter who always screamed about loving bitches when he won? Good times. It's a shame all east asian fighters end up being cans. Here's hoping the return saga of DAT CHOI delivers
>kill yourself
>>156874886somebody is gonna have to read this in case there’s something post worthy in there and it’s not gonna be me my nigga
you guys just talk about black dicks all day?
>>156875416
>>156875407One of the monotone MMAtubers will. Anyone notice how they all have a similar voice/energyNow that I think about it, I'm monotone as well. Are we all typecast?
>>156875380Dricus could be Usman's father but Usman could not be Usman's father. Food for thought!
>>156875416nah we talk about all kinds of cocks
Du Plessis HAS to redeem himself after the Khamzat Disaster. In many ways Ilia is in a similar position, if not worse.
>you guys just talk about black dicks all day?
Hearing reports that Jones ducked Tom and Alex
>Cannonier is still at +260I'm telling you doos this is free money you'll make almost $3 off $1
>>156875450No shame in losing to all time greats.
>you guys just talk about black dicks all day??
>>156875481Goddard has been trying to redeem himself ever since this. Part of the reason he blew up at Doumbe.
>>156875450Topturro definitely has it worse. He's probably scared to get hit now, he has atleast 1 wonky eye permanently now, he lost to someone everyone except for me thought would be easy, and he was on track for p4p GOOOOAT status to many a cazzie, all to get GAPED and RAPED in a foreign country surrounded by soldiers of said country whilst the leader of the country laughed at his misfortune.Also he's short
where the picks at I’m ready to lock mine in
Only hit one fight last week. This week I will win it all
Now that I inspect closer, a lot of these main eventers are black or faggots. My picks are in jeopardy
>>156875549he knew this was his last ride and became unfrozen at last
>>156875535I had every pick on the whitehouse card right but I chose Mini Mike as the wildcard to anti heem my picks because it seemed obvious that there would be a universal heemer of picks. Oh well, I'd whoop your fucking ass atleast
>>156875472He’s gonna get retired on some spinning bullshit. CLD sucks but he’s good at one shot KOs
Maybe stop gambling playa
>>156875571one of my favourite moments in MMA. just threw all his shit against the wall.
>>156875572You wont do shit bud, you wont have time to tap.
>>156875549>tfw you thought this meant Luque was BACK and ready for the top 5>tfw it just meant that woodlet was truly a can
>>156875229this fag contradicts himself on every pick trying to hedge he picks ddp to win but says usman is the value side picks cld to win but says cannonier is the value side this is how gamblefags grift their retarded subscribers
>>156875585mind your business mister or ill beat some of my business into you
Tsamina mina, eh, ehWaka waka, eh, eh
>>156875602Yeah that's why the call me NoTime, you fucking retard. You however will have plenty of time.....to NAP
the punching business llc
This time for africa
/heem/ is a Lucrative James general
>>156875634thats why they call me No Love, youre gonna hate what I do to you
>>156875620I hate this so much and it's so transparent. POOru does this too, all so he can when wrong say "DANG WELL I SAID OTHER FIGHTER HAD IT, SHOULDA KEPT MY PICK, I WAS STILL RIGHT THOUGH"
>>156875661hey patchy you’ve got 4 more minutes to get my little caesars here before it’s free
>>156875662Have them submit picks in the thread so it’s documented. If they stand by their picks, why not post them with a selfie.
>>156875661Be emotionally distant?
>year and a half layoff after losing a plodding 3 round decision to Tyburawhere the fuck is he?
anyone else think fight analysis has been utterly trash recently?Like I know the big names (Rogan, Luke, DC etc) have been on a decline for a while, but is the space not utterly swamped by no-opinion faggots who generalize everything to "pressure", "size" and "muh left / right hand (50/50)"??
Strickgoy wishes it was this guy instead he's getting dricbeast
Dricus owns two shirts.
>>156875662It’s a sales tactic. They all do it because they want you to sign up for their $10/mo picks package and none of them are better than the average tapology user Kek on cue he says he’s picking Ko to win but he likes lebosnoyani as the bet
>>156875694damn this paki sucks!
>>156875678make it yourself, I quit! Ive got a world title to win
>>156875693unironically if you want the best analysis you gotta go to X
anytime somebody who does not know what mma is tries to explain it they go "it's like wwe but with real slaps no?". Thank you Dana White
If you're right for the wrong reasons, do your picks still count? For example I knew Gaethje would win against Clittia but, I knew he'd win because of delicious headkicks, in fight however it seemed to only hinder him.
>>156875694lmao these dudes would get fucked up by the legends
>>156875721if you can sift through the utterly random compulsory lying, Dominic Cruz has legit analysis on most fighters
>>156875693Sacking Dan Hardy was genuinely a massive mistake for the general IQ level of the commentary team. Cruz is the only decent commentator right now if you want to learn about what's actually taking place in the fight and not whatever retarded narratives Joe and DC are spinning up
>>156875694khazmat fought like someone who knew they got beat in practice
>>156875731Two rights do make a wrong but three wrongs make a right. You do the math
The best analysis is in the game threads
>>156875694This fight was fixed to go the distance and I’ll never believe otherwise. It was the fakest fight ever
>>156875724>anytime somebody who does not know what mma is tries to explain it they go "it's like wwe but with real slaps no?".This has never happened to you, and I find it really gay that you made such a boring fanfic for seemingly no reason.
>>156875736THE?
>>156875778I mean he’s French so it could have happened. They’re a very soft, prissy people
>>156875689He was robbed
>>156875724Donald Trump said this to JD Vance
>>156875694You can tell Khamzat was gearing up for a move to light heavyweight.
The level has not gotten higher. Infact, the level has probably gotten lower.
>>156875750Cheating on your wife again, Dan?I can't imagine some disgusting beast in Scotland is a step up from Macedo.
>>156875750Sanko is by far the best at explaining grappling and BJJ. Shes the only one who doesn’t just scream OH ITS TIGH- as the guy pulls his head out of a guillotine
>>156875811Much much lower my friend. Combat sports just isnt what it used to be
>>156875799I miss parkinposting. It would be easy to bring back if he would just have a fucking fight
Problem is the game threads usually have a lot of coomers coomposting so the carefully curated analysis gets overshadowed
>>156875821Frankly I'd cheat on Macedo with Joanne "JOJO" Calderwood
>>156875838Bit of a trait from that flag and their HW fighters yeah?
>>156875834Sanko is probably the most clutch color commentator. Really insightful and perceptive
Kamarudeen is finished
>>156875778i don't have the energy to argue even though you're wrong.>>156875800Not surprising.
Only voice I want to hear talk about mma is Mike Goldberg
>>156875859If she didn’t have such a terrible shrill yelling voice she’d be the best by a mile
>>156875750>remembered some random apex fight where Hardy was explaining to DC who Hannibal of Carthage was and DC had no idea what the fuck he was talking about
>>1568758382027 will be our year
>>156875854I hold no national or racial biases when it comes to heemers my friend. we are ALL /heem/.
>>156875879>i don't have the energy>french surrendering yet againYou're probably not even ethnically french so what is up with that fucking patch of land?
>>156875897link that shit
>>156875872dricus ragdolled that motherfucker
We didn't find out on Saturday night bros
finna heem my meng
>>156875952found ithttps://youtu.be/4oqbAak-2ro?si=majl9aYg_EgzeDHi&t=156
>>156875921Brits n blacks have history of quitting days all m8
>>156876014S
RAF is fun if you don't have a bitch screaming in your ear that it's nasty
>>156876017Dan is talking about a fight and manages to work in that he reads books how about you talk about the fight b
>>156875937it is what it is
>>156875983why not stand up before round 5
72 hours of bare knuckle
So, what is a messiah to a man? You can try and understand, what's a lion to a lamb?
>>156876082simply didn't feel like it
>>156874001>>156874020That wouldnt make sense unless you'd consider Poirier a can, since BSD toyed with him until the 3rd round when he gassed from staph and antibiotics....Poirier was acting like he beat the most dangerous man in the sport when he beat BSD and then hyped him up as a world beater after BSD beat Ruffy (making Poirier by proxy an even bigger world beater)Dustin is upset Paddy won because he said Paddy was shit. The fact that Poirier jumped so many failed Guillotines, while Paddy immediately subbed BSD on the first takedown has Poorier feeling like a real fraud rn...
>>156876122Schaub to cro cop
This weekend is for South Africans
>>156874001He's just drunk and sniffed up
>>156876139>BSD was going to win>so he won?>n-no!
>>156874001cuz dussin has always been a faggot
I shit on bus
>>156876014
Why did Poirier wait until he retired to become based
Zatdaddy lost
I cant let you get close
meem my heng
>>156876259>shit striking >shit wrestling What is the point of BSD?
imagine getting ko'ed by fucking dustin lmao
i can't let you get close (emotionally because I don't wanna get hurt no more)
>>156876302I just imagined it
>>156876326how did it feel
Do you like money? Do you want to have more money? Bet Hooper-Ramirez under 1.5 rounds and double your money
Bussy Shitty Diapers
>>156876338I got tagged then Face The Pain started playing in my head and I slept him
Imagine the timeline where dookie dan heems chandler in his debut
>>156876393I just imagined it
>>156875983>dricus forgetting script. webm
Usman.....CHILLS in his bathtub thinking about which hands he's going to use to KO dricus.
>Volkan Oezdemir has revealed he tested positive for EPO and has been suspended for 16 months. >He has admitted to taking the substance upon recommendation from a healthcare professional he met on Instagram.>UFC anti-doping are yet to release a statement.https://talksport.com/mma/4438508/volkan-oezdemir-ufc-statement-16-month-ban-epo-doping/
half the roster is on EPO. test usman TOMORROW for EPO.
>>156876486He didn’t get better on juice
Not a big fan of black fighters
>>156876459Because the water is cold and he's senile
>>156876511Why is usmeng +400? Is this free money scheme from the AriFC? Du Pussy is notoriously trash at wrestling and his camp is basically nothing but retarded faggots. Why is this happening?
A Finnish word for something every warrior knows: the strength that is born when motivation runs out and all that remains is the decision to continue. When the body aches, the mind tires, and the battle is still far from over. I don't try to seem invincible. But I refuse to give up. SiSU translates the feeling of being hungry for more, even after the war. It speaks of continuing to fight when everything inside you begs you to stop. Tattoo artist: @piaatattoo master! @polyanaviana thanks for the photos!
>>156876539We are into like year 5 of>surely his knees are ACTUALLY done this time
>>156876539I think Usman will be too small and unc'd up to deal with driccy
(Gay)
>>156876530usman is young
>>156876555
>>156876539He’s not +400. He’s +190 to +220 depending on which book you use
>>156876577Sissy
>>1568765395 rounds
>>156876511Apparently it’s almost impossible to get caught using EPO. They have to test you within 12 hours of taking it. If you know the testing schedule like all high level fighters do, you can never get caught
>>156876568Deal with what? He's a fish out of water on the ground all Usmeng has to do is just take him down which is pretty easy.
>>156876459Usman's striking has fallen off a cliff since the knee injury before Edwards 3. I hate to say it, but he's had zero pop since, even against a gassed one armed khamat who was just standing in front of him. And we have to accept that, as sad as it is for us Nigerian Nightmare fans.
He’s getting closer, once he perfects his strats he’ll be unstoppable
>>156876635>high level fighter good thing he is jus a dood
>>156876709
>>156876695>Usman's striking has fallen off a cliff since the knee injury before Edwards 3What knee injury?
>>156876709God he looks old
>>156876577
>>156876743Chuck > Conor
Nah fuck that!
And if it's real homemade Enchiladas, Tamales or maybe some Taco Carnitas you're after, come on down to Tito's Cantina over in Cape Coral, Florida. That's Tito's Cantina in Cape Coral, Florida.
UFC is hard. Like Dark Souls, it’s expected it might take a couple runs to get it right.
>>156876777
>>156876555wow, so......gay
Once Conor does a couple of side quests, levels up his skills and stats and makes sure to cure any lingering diseases with potions, he’ll be good to go and attack with full force.
>>156876695You'll see, this Usman's road to the belt, one last dance baby
4v4
>>156876816aight bet let's run it
>>156876555>>156876577
>>156876695now that i think about it,, it makes sense that you can have no power with no knees!!
the lunatic turned up on my doorstep today
>>156876813I am afraid MMA is one of those RPGs where you can't respec your build, i fear, you start a healer, you die a healer.
>>156876338it was bad ma nigga
>>156876555btw they always tell retards you can't translate the word and make pretentious paragraphs like this but it just means grit or resilience
>>156876873Grit, resilience. Sounds like you’re describing me
>>156876873>grit or resilienceSounds like you just described pakibong
>>156876873sounds like you're describing dricus and me and strickland
>>156876898if you also enjoy a little beer throughout the day maybe you have some ancestry
>>156876873>grit or resilienceAll me
>>156876892once an actor hits a certain level of fame i struggle to take their movies seriously anymore. thats just tom holland and robert pattinson in funny costumes
Dricus du plessis has 35% takedown defence
>>156876924definitely not you
>>156876918I didn't see three raped piglets in the sentence.
>>156876920not my style so probably not
>>156876873>grit or resiliencenot me. I got bodyheemed.
>>156876935What is it if you remove the Khamzat fight tho Khamzat went like 12/15
>>156876924hold the pads for me
>>156876959it was still <50, Brunson got every takedown before suiciding himself
I'm like khamzat in khamzat vs the afrikaan prince.I never stop, relentlessly I chain double leg takedowns on life. One after another I don't stop
Polyana Viana ass worship
are luke has become a general news pundit on cnn>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5cwKwep4HE
>>156876935as a true fighter he never cared where the fight went. he didn't know faggots like khamzat exist who will turn takedowns into the whole fight!
>>156876567they are b, he got outwrassled by peon >B-BU-BU MUH KEKLEY buckley has always been a low-ranked can and unlike against his bout against usmeng, he had no success at all against brady
Dricus by falling anvil
Science bores me, bring out the retarded UFC prospects
>>156877033Du Pigclitty got held down against xer will :(
>>156873829gotta do streetview to get the scoop
Usdaddy by BBC prolapsing the genocidussy.
>>156877072Du piggy's gameplan was to bounce, buck and bop her Boer bacon bussy on zatdaddy's brown beast
what time are heems on
Dricus by Usmeng throwing a retarded switch kick and exploding his right knee
>>156876873shut up nigga we gotta keep up the kayfabebut sounds like you just described me
>Did someone say BBC???
would be cooler if power slap was on
>>156877139Slovenia... why are you like this
>>156877139repost
Oh you guys didn't see Power Slap? It just did 1 trillion views. It was actually viewed more than the World Cup. Isn't that crazy?
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>>156877174I only watch UFC BJJ
>>156877183translate to English please
>>156877183absolutely BRUTAL damageless decisionation on the scorecards for chimaev
>>156877189They get millions but power slap is the breadwinner for Zuffa
>>156877174>did you see power slap said no one ever hahaha
Du piglets still won't address this
you people are lower humans in my eyes
>>156877155that's a jeet whose most likely also a neet, b.
>absolutely BRUTAL damageless decisionation on the scorecards for chimaev
>>156877247As opposed to higher humans
i'm watching this right now : https://www.youtube.com/live/hLO5UUcid0s
>>156877247there are literal cacos itt it's disgusting
>>156877155>>156877139My aunt lives in murska sobota and i got a feeling soivenia lurks around those parts. I will give him a surprise penis inspection and upload the results.
>>156877278>there are literal cac- mane shut yo bitch ass up, you keep ducking me.
>>156877247even me? crazy shit
Brownclowns cannot handle White Excellence.(Dricus will finish them)
>>156877280I fucked your aunt
on that big dawg bare knuckle boxing
Some might even say, Dricus will Finnish them.
>>156877331digwaddy handled a piggy.
Daddy Chael says DDPiglet is getting BLACKED
>>156877312why did you post a selfie and after sisugate is a clear 6-0 finland victory i fear
>>156876736Joe Rogan said he literally can't walk on hard surfaces. He always looks for grass to go places. Chills.
strickland and klitzat have really harmed dricgod's reputation with their world class anti-fighting styles but soon you will all remember who the fuck he is
man the scrapyard fights suck ass kind of
>>156877337>I fucked your auntShe is a spec ed teacher so you might did. She always claimed that the ones with down syndrome are the best.
Barefoot strengthens the knees. Kneelets have knee problems from overtraining the wrong parts of the body
>>156877408like a cow
You ever see Gorillas need acls? Be like the Gorilla
>>156877420explain this (i have kamaru knees)
>>156877411daddy darren turned du piggy into a panic wrestler
>>156877027>Luke Thomas shilling for immigrants Holy shit what an actual cuckold
>>156877438Can you spread your toes? Work on ur toes n calves to be strong and loose then do modified squats to stabilize the muscle around your knees. I’ve never torn shit in my knee so you might be broken
I was thinking about the fight today. I was thinking about how Kh*mzat did 0 damage for 4 rounds, and how in the fifth round Dricus started winning; and if that fight had continued longer - that is, if it were a proper fight - Dricus would have won.This is no surprise to White Excellence knowers, of course. Rules have to be written simply to stop us from winning too easily.It is sad that in Kh*mzat's most dominant performance, he was still only capable of winning the decision (and not the fight, which was won by Dricus).
Bodied piglet BBC cuck freak
>>156877391>why did you post a selfie monitor?
>>156877420Wierd you say that. Yesterday around midnight I ran barefoot on a soccer field to fix my ankle and knee. We are connected niga.
>>156877474DDPs corner not knowing the wrestler would wrestle is the flag red for me
>>156877477Dricus was never good and Strickland beat him
>>156876515He did. He was on a bit of a run, even the ulberg fight was really close. You could have scored it to him rounds 1 and 3 and it wouldnt be a robbery either way.It clearly means he would be far more shit if he didnt have EPO.
>>156877474true, dricus won in a way
>>156877449it's called playing with your food. large dric was just putting on a show. he could have ended it any time.
>>156877494shota Sean beat off Usdaddy's black mamba
>>156877471I can't spread my toes too much.What you mean modified squats? I just do squats, forward lunges, side lunges.I didn't tear anything yet but I have structural genu valgum so I'm weak in the knees
>>156877512
>>156877183
>>156877450Luke thomas doesn't care about anything other than the democrats winning
Niggus vs Uncman is generating more activity at /heem/ than the Goby card. Truly, there are levels to this game.
>>156877541isolate the muscles so you can see whats extra weak and build them up so they all get strong around your knee. Find what movements work for you so you can maintain muscle im not a trainer
>>156877541Work on spreading your toes. Your calves must feel like hell and you dont even know it
>>156877595Yeah it's a fight tailor made for the fans as opposed to cazzies who don't care about the Mario Bautista sandhagen undercard
Conor doesnt spread his toes
>>156877610>>156877631aight so calves and sissy stuff
Just spread my toes like a calved up BEAST
>>156877681mobility is nice
>>156877479monitor my balls on your forehead
>>156877595nah there were like 3 threads a day those days in the lead up it was annoying hahaaha . nothing like a gooby fight week.
Spreading my toes right now, it's actually starting to feel good ngl gng
>>156877560
Talking about toe spreading I just remembered how when I wear shoes that are too tight or socks that are too tight I genuinely have trouble breathing and feel like i'm drowning. So the toe nigga might be onto something
>>156877712Mann I miss those days, b. Time goes way too fast.
>>156877712Nah it was pretty dead last week, there was nothing to talk about
>>156877744Get your circulation checked, b. You sound seriously unhealthy.
>>156877595dricus isn't quitting a fight because of a bad step. i can guarantee that...
Could I beat pantoja? I weigh 96kg
I’d rather fight Strickland than Dodson
Nigga had a rifle
>>156877780i'll be fine chill
>>156877825You're obese
“We don’t take too kindly on your slant eyes kind in Afrika, boy.” – DDP.
maori bro
>>156877882Take a lap for me
>>156877885get off my dick bro stop glazing me
>>156877911I'm pretty sure I can run 5km in under 30 minutes which puts me in the average human category
it's starting !https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTqNg1ECqs4
#UFCOCK
>>156877928I walk a mile 15 minutes up hill pushing weight
So yeah basically when I wear a shoe half size smaller it feels like I have a noose tied around my neck.
the 4troon obsession with bbc is amazingyears and years of spam and it never translated anywhere else, completely absent on TikTok, x etc where people are far more racist than ever
>>156877942Fuck I never knew I need #UFCOCK so much
>>156877932He fucked her. That lucky pig.
>>156877967that's great, when's your UFC debut so I can spam >Remember the name>>156877970same>>156877972you're mentally ill
I found a restaurant that has Nepalese Indian, and Chinese food so I ordered dishes from all three countries and plan on eating all of it tonight in one sitting in honor of DDP becoming the true African king colonizer
>>156878005Anyone with a few hundred bucks can fuck that whore
Blair’s tits look full. Good for her
>>156878028When I know Winged C out for the clip I’ll let you know
>>156878035She is a millionare. That pussy is only cheap if she likes you.
The ufc really needs an Amish fighter
communist ufc shoes
>>156877595buddy Usmeng's BBC privileges are on line. of course there's gonna be activity.
sanko all over that anaconda news
I’ll humble all these kids. Give me 16 weeks
i want to show sanko my anaconda!
I would fatima and ricci, they kind of hot
Why does some random dude from Colombia look exactly the same as a Georgian migrant in Germany
Give me six days and Ill fight women. Give me a reason and Ill do it right now
>>156878193kek
>great chase hooper story *misses weight*
Hoop missed weight. If he loses again he will be cut.
>as a man all you have is your nameoh damn I'm done then
>>156878225Never too late adopt a second name. Anderson Silva is available
>>156878180No one wants to give aoife a chance, these incels i swear
hahaha damnit this is going to be an entertaining card. these fucking scumbags know how to win the fans back
>>156878239Whatever happened to Anderson Silva? The strong , nimble type. Now THAT was a real brazilian
Holy fuck BRUTAL mog by Usdaddy
Tommy mcmiller vs Alberto montes?! ye this one is for the fans
>>156878291Training to protect and serve
Fuck you in English, and que te follen en español
do you feel in charge usmeng
>ufc legend michael maverick chiesa
Talkin Shit Tommy is my dood
Bolo tie is pure class
Dricbeast looks like a starved lion
Do fighters get diarrhea when cutting weight?
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK LOOK AT DDPIGGY'S TINY WHITE PECKER ARMSUSDADDY IS LITERALLY GONNA RAPE XHER TO DEATH
>best cut in years >looks like shit bet the house on usman
>>156878358du piggy ain't so big without xer lifts
>>156878401You watch fighting but never cut weight? Step into the arena
Make the usman thread
usmengsisters are shaking in their socks! trying to convince themselves!
DDP struggles to speak English
>>156878423Im a heavyweight little girl. I'll hammerfist your face.
The white stripe on his face is tapered and curving
>>156878460Get down to 155 where the big boys plays and the killers stay
I am telling you guys usman is going to heem this white boi dead
>*gulp* SOMEONE BRING ME MY LEATHER COWBOY PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU
>>156878439give me an op
>mma math doesnt make sense >its the spiritusman aint no faggot. bet the house on him
>>156878495>>156878495
>>156878519Did he really say that
>ddp by falling piano
>>156878529I am afraid, yes
>>156878554
Im sticking to my usman pick. Im buying what this flag is selling
>5 minute waitfucking faggots
>7 foot 200lbs>ufc welterweight debut next monthIt's over for pisslam
>>156878700this alien nigga isn't getting a title shot before Slamdaddy retires.GarryPratesMoralesHOF
