Tim Elliott fight week
MICHELLEOBAMAISAMAAAN!AM I RIGHT, AMERICA?
If you guys want a good laugh before heeming starts you need to watch thishttps://x.com/ripx4nutmeg/status/2078375782808785397/video/1?s=46
Is Tim Elliot the only self aware gatekeeping can?
this sport is so fucking dead lmfao
>>156900327I WILL cum during one of the wmma fights
>>156900241HIS NAME IS NOT............TOMALAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>156900327Did this really need to be a numbered event
>>156900327damn that's fucking grim
2 WMMA heems?on MY fight card?
>>156900327It's crazy that Robertson is now hotter than Dern.
>>156900241Autistic retards like that need put down
>>156900327They front loaded the entire year and now it’s going to be shit until 2027
I keep heeming heemsters in debates, I can't be stopped nor reasoned with.
>>156900398There won't be a single sheem and you know it. We're lucky we got a majority of the year relatively WMMA free
Where have all the good mengs gone, and where are all the goobs?
>>156900178Fuck Dana
jfc you guys let the tim elliott freak make the thread
>>156900513*unzips meng**pieces up your aspinhole*>"FIGHT BACK"*herb calls it due to tko (prostate injury)*
>>156900327The ufc does all their shit in the first half of the year cause theyre not competing with FOOBALL
This is obviously Usman’s retirement fight and he’s cashing out
>>156900699What if he wins? He’s got that Trevor Wittman training
>>156900327It's truly fucking over
>>156900699He'll be crashing out when he wakes up dizzy and hears DICKUS DU BEASTUS talking about african air and calls himself the king slayer
>>156900729He could but hes fighting a dude 40 lbs heavier than him and whos packing nukes in his fists
>>156900729He’s gonna get bullied and probably stopped
>>156900729>*smiles while you get separated from consciousness and receive life altering brain damage*
why couldn't dickass simply do this?
Dricus has never lost to a black African
GAMETHREAD>>156900873>>156900873>>156900873
>>156900699DDP has the worst takedown defense among ranked UFC fighters
Usdaddy has never lost to a pink piglet
>>156900863He's never lost to a black anything. He literally has simulated every black that ever stood across from him, no decisions allowed for them. Weird when you think about it.
I wanna perma heem self lads What's the point in continuing if herbs just gonna call it due to unanswered strikes anyway
>>156900968>AAAAAAAAH MARC GODDARD SAVE ME, COLBY PILLOWFISTS COVINGTON IS GOING TO FINISH ME AAAAAAAAAAAH
>the flopping faggot>the quitting bitch>this troglodyte covered in tattoos wasting 5 fucking minutes on a walkout why are we such dramatic faggots?
>>156900863well it's a good thing martin usman isn't a stinking black nigger
>>156901151>Kamaru Usman's full given birth name is Kamarudeen, which functions as a single continuous name rather than having a separate traditional English middle name. His name is derived from the Arabic Qamar-u-Deen>When Kamaru Usman uses "booby" (often spelled "boobie" or "boobi") in reference to himself, he is using a term of endearment rooted in Black American and Southern vernacular
Ay put boobie in
Booby vs gooby book it dana
YKR when there were no heems for 6 weeks
i'm back
>>156901538I unironically made the last before and the first after so I never forget.
>>156901538On the first day I got banned for exactly 6 weeks
>unranked wmma flyweights to start off the prelimsyes yes yes yes yes i love this so much!!!!!!!!!
>>156902437you're supposed to use this time to accomplish chores or have a piss
I'm happy thank you!
where's the picks poster reeeeeeeeee
your FINAL warning that dricus will be ragdolling and submitting kamaru usman
I lifted so damn much weight my arms hurt and it feels so good and I'm gonna lift more and more and more until I'm so strong I can punch right through a man and Dana white will sign me to become the biggest champion of every weight class put together and then you will all give me the respect I deserve
>>156902881This is patently falseDickus is pounding Marty into charcoal dustA buck breaking if you will
>>156902763You’re welcome
>>156906174thanks man
it will be very instructive if white adesanya succeeds in solving the jan puzzle which standard adesanya could not
>>156908371care to extrapolate
>>156900178Bump
aaagh
>Cannonier is now at +300This feels like free money
>>156900327RIP /heem/, see you in 2027
ready for a night of shit fights
>>156918919miesha got a wide urethra
>>156900327
England won
>>156900178he looks like a true norf lad
