Tim Elliott fight week
Abysmal thread.
Finland slow and disappointing once again
dogshit thread
Wow what a shit thread
I love AI kittens dancing
I had it 48-47 UsmanOutside the first round it was a really close fight between Du Plessis and Usman. The idea that Du Plessis was beating Usman gave the impression the fight was more lopsided than it actually was. You could arguably give Usman 2 maybe 3 rounds, all really close.
first for finland
prime mackinzie dern vs me. All she needs is a single round.
>>156934430Anyone who wasn't swayed by the retard pissping's commentary knows Usdaddy won.
>>156934430Nigger what fight did you watch? This is clearly ragebait. I literally put a bet on Usman by decision and I don't believe this for one second..
>>156934474>this is clearly ragebait>replies to the post ragingcattle
>>156934430>>156934470>>156934474repurposed copypasta from strickland vs adesanya
>>156934487He's fulfilling the prophecy you simpleton.
>>156934494how about you spell it out some more buttercup extrapolate even
>dings up a broken down welterweightI still don't understand that fight, what was in it for DDPS?
>>156934430This.
>>156934494it's from blachowicz adesanya lol they've been coping for that long
>gets kicked in the head>wobbles>look at refmooi gedaan kk saffer
>>156934430Shut up you retard, it was clearly 50-45 Usmeng
>>156934508A free W
>>156934508>what was in it for DDPS?To look pretty and have some highlights, sadly he got none
>>156934530Good point. on rewatch I'm struggling to find any Dricus rounds
>>156934547there's no way usmeng makes the letters to connect when he writes
>>156934577he only pretends to write
>>156934430In many ways Usman won
>we'll see colby/belal and colby/khamzat
>>156934602Just not in the fight way.
As a true mma fan, you know what fight i really, really want to see? Mayhem Miller vs Crazy Horse.imagine the fucking shenanigans that would occur.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXNnAUN1loILive Muay Thai Kard Chuek (ropes for gloves) on if anyone's bored, pretty based
What will be the piglet cope when Zatdaddy ragdolls Colbussy's lifeless limp body on the mat and brushes his BBC against his face?
overall good night, I slept till noon though idk if it was worth seeing ddp's terrible performance
>>156934602in what ways? you cant just say something completely fucking retarded and not give any explanation
>>156934674In the way of losing.
>>156934664this post made my pathetically small pigclitty squirt it's losergoo
>>156934664If Sean can outwrestle Khamzat then Colby is going to fuck Khamzat up his ass.
>>156934703When did Sean outwrestle Khamzat?
>>156934717
When do we start mongoose posting
khamzat lost to sean strickland pahahahahahahaah can you believe that shit
We scored it 48-47 Zatdaddy here.
Zatdaddy won, only shartdog trannies and smelly retarded gurujeets who will die as KHVs disagree I'm afraid.
>>156934733massive aura loss
>What's the question again?
>>156934717Sean didn't outwrestle him perse, but he completely neutralised his wrestling offence, and he looked good doing it too. khamzat brings nothing to the table against a white man who can sprawl. Colby will ragdoll him.
Zatdaddy beat the shit out of Shota Pigland
>>156934752nah he lost it long before that
>>156934748woah the jews picked the non white
why is everyone that tries to push the narrative that caucasians are taking over the UFC such a faggot? like they're the only reason people think MMA is faggoted
>>156934771Lil' Strickpiggy suckin' on xer Zatdaddy's hand like its xer dead daddy's THANG I'm afraid...
>>156934778Jdaddies own you as cattle, piggy.
Doesnt Arman train with Chimpmaev? Why didnt he show him how to beat Colby? Oh, because Arman isnt on roids like he is? Trained for years with Till aswell and Till still couldnt defend a simple takedown
>>156934787This is what White Excellence does to people.
Next week's card is SHIT
>haha, look at these jews that picked the non white>y-y-your owned by jews!same poster
what the fuck there's actually people that thought khamzat won? how delusional do you have to be?
>>156934787What's the question again?
>>156934778Piggoy goes oink oink!
"Zatdaddy" this is exactly the faggotry i'm talking about. All you surgically sewn penile golems disgust me.
>>156934546So breedable i want to use him as a fleshlight
>>156934801It's crazy that they are doing a card in Abu Dhabi at this time.
Zatdaddy turned dricpiggus dufeces into a footslut!
>>156934787My lily white skeen does not come from no mountain in the caucuses. Nigga
>>156934824how many pictures of israeli flags are on your computer?
>>156934840Nah fuck that
>>156934787why is everyone that supports the brazza's such faggots? because they are, being a bottom is part of islamic culture. see the number 9 boys
>>156934840Lawrence Strickland when he caught shota Shawna twerking in a full pair of DDPs:
>>156934787>that caucasians are taking over the UFCi mean, that's just reality innit? blacks and whites go back and forth constantly in combat sports. you get eras where blacks dominate, and you get eras where whites dominate. it's just the nature of the game dude.
>>156934844This is your main card
love big tits
Its a heem heem heem world out there, if you know what I mean.
>>156934898Bonfim vs Azel sola? yeah this one is for the fans
>>156934848yeah but your skeen mouth does, nigger. living in the usa and your mouth is full of malformed caucasian dick, it's all you ever talk about.
yeah brazzas really took over the ufc with their one singular champion lol
>>156934879Who's the milk truck
>>156934935if only there was a literal @ in the image
>>156934844they're in dire need of pr obviously
>>156934898Not great but whatever. I don't need an incredible card every week. No sport is great week-in, week-out.
I never did anything gay in my life. Just sayin.
>>15693484537 significant strikes out of 529 total strikes btw. Havent seen a more scared pussy holding someone down for dear life, throwing basically fake WWE ''punches' so the ref doesnt stand him up
Someone put DDP and Pinas faces together call it DDPinas
>>156934946Forgot to mention, netherlanders need not apply
>>156934951They are in dire need of an Iranian missile up their ass.
>>156934967Po po Dirty Diaper Piggy held down against xer will :(
>>156934879i would get where you're coming from but still it's massively overblown by fuckers like DJ. This "caucasian dominance" is so highly praised yet how many are there in each division? 2 at most. 3 if you count some of the bums from higher weightclasses.
>>156930299lmao
Hungary is sweet and he knows it.
>>156934989Your boy got owned twice by DDP btw, made his nose menstruate
If you think DDP is good wait till you hear about DVDA.
>Nasty Vasti when Du Piglet pulls out xer microclitty
>>156935009Me when someone starts blabbering about their chosen Jewish sect
>>156935022onceim a big DDP fan but the first fight deadass was 3-2 strickland maybe even 4-1
>>156935022Dirty Diaper Piggy and the Bacon Boers are owned, raped, gaped, spanked, spunked, spackled, and genocided by Bantu Dick Daddies I'm afraid...
>Jesus wants me to beat the snot out of a man inside a cage for moneySTATE of these bible thumpers
>>156934999and even then they need steroids to get that "dominant" (Rizvan Kuniev, Azamat Murzakanov, are two recent definitive examples), so fucken forgive me if i call bullshit.
>>156934999404, blacks not found (besides Gane and that's contestable)i just wish islanders stopped doing boxig and rugby league because i feel like if they step up in MMA they'd eliminate african descent people and be new competition for whites
>>156934878I would violate long hair strickboi i bet he was even twinkier as a teen
Usman got rocked with a head kick and forgot where he was he started looking at the ref like um can I talk to the manager he just hit me
>>156935009>Is Daniel Cormier christian?>Yes, Daniel Cormier is a Christian. He was raised and comes from a Catholic family, and he has publicly discussed his faith and the role of prayer in his life and career.
>>156935088Keep that gay shit to yourself nigga
>>156935070btw i meant ranked caucasians, there are many more failed dagestanis infesting the unranked roster. and non of these cockriders talk about them? Why? Because they're bandwagoners and those unranked dagestanis and caucasian fighers fucking blow.
John porks debut. Think im going to fade him cause he kinda sucks
is poatan still bitching
>>156935090Karenu Usman
>>156935054Jabs dont win you fights unless you do what Justin Gaethje did to Topuria. DDP had the more significant strikes even in the first fight.
>>156935090I read ''Usman got robbed of a head kick''
>>156935193that would be trevor who clearly had a plan
Gaddy raped and retired AGPoatan
>>156935139then I'm confused, when you say caucasian fighters are you talking about white people or the people from the caucasus? because yeah there's a lot of bums over there, just look at the guys khabib besat before he entered the UFC and stepped up in competition.
>>156935070real, islanders are well athletic for how mutatedly massive they are.get those boys some gloves and a few mma classes and they can dust up some blob any day. just don't think they'd be able to compete higher tho, they have CTE baked into their brains, they hunger for it in an almost carnal way kek. which would obv lead them to fight like tards
>>156935009DC probably traumatized after seeing DDP mouth kiss his coach, and both Jon and connor use christ shit as an excuse
>>156935250caucasus people, they're not white. i thought we stopped referring to faired skinned people as caucasian since whatever year or something
>>156935260Islanders have berserker genes because they had to defend their tiny little spaces on their tiny little islands tooth and nail
>>156935288why are you talking to yourself
>>156935288Right we just call them racists now
50-45? What where the judges watching
>>156935125Im gonna rape your younger siblings especially males
>>156935260my friend's a pro boxer, i think he's 12-0 atm in heavyweight. he recently signed with eddie hearn. he told me directly that his plans are to get the titles in boxing and then crossover to MMA and claim titles there too, and i believe him. dude's on a tear in boxing and even moses itauma is scared and not wanting the smoke.he's an islander. not maori though, cook islander. I got to chill at lunch with him and Rico Verhoeven once and it was tense. I felt like any second a brawl was going to happen.
I am Maori bro
>>156935125>>156935359Whoa some split personality gayness is going on. Watch out, this dude is gonna rape himself!
>>156935375that sounds like a cool story but would you be able to tell me your friends name? surely he'd be on boxrec if he's signed with Hearn
>>156935243We say graped here. 4chan friendly language please.
>and your referee for this fight: herb dean>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>156935288depends, some of them are white because they're just slavs that ended up in an eastern place. I'd call khabib white, but I wouldn't call khamzat white because he's very clearly brown and has non-white features.look at the photos of khabib when he was young before he grew a beard. he looks like he could be from Sweden or something.
>>156935328Kai Kara france hasn't fought since crying to pantoja on jun 28 2025
>>156935424https://boxrec.com/en/box-pro/974086https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDCTCEuMpjk
>>156935473The Maori clan kicked him out for embarrassing the tribe, he goes by James france now
>wake up>see thiswhat do?
>>156935502Cheers mate, don't really follow boxing all that much myself but from what I'm seeing he seems like he's got a large amount of attention on him as a prospect. Will try to keep an eye out.
IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT DAY MY NIGGA
>>156935588thwack him on the head*thwack**thwack*
>>156935629dude's a beast and improves in every fight. he has crazy work ethic too, he used to be a plumber and i lived with him for a few years, basically he'd do like 10 hour shifts, come home to shower, go to the gym for 3 hours then come home and do like a 5km run. he has not quit in him. definitely keep an eye out bro, because i guarantee he's going to be holding titles soon. His next fight on the 12th of august is his first time main eventing, and i think after that eddie will start getting him some ranked fights.
>>156935588Prepare to lose a 48-47 decision
Spreading my toes thinking about what Usman could have done to win the fight idk man ddp shouldn't have won that
Remove the judges and just poll heem to figure out who won a decision. Guaranteed way to make fighters go for finishes because I'd always give the decision to the story winner.
>>156935995great idea but I fear it's....too good
The council has decided to kick ngannou out of the 3 kings trio, he will be replaced with Poirier soon enough
>>156934430I, too, enjoy lying on the internet
Usmeng didn't even try to defend himself after that kick. he just looked at ref like picrel
Today I will remind them
>>156934759Colby can outskill guys like arman and belal on the mat because they're not actually from freestyle, Khamzat is and he's huge. I don't see how Colby doesn't get destroyed by him
>>156936419yeah he did that a couple of times. my favorite is the clean punch he tried to say was an eye poke
Usman haters are all redditors who rehash reddit memes to try and attack him just because he dared to heem meng and kill his hype 6 years ago
>>156936517This buck heemed your meng ? Lucky bastard such quality bucks dont exist anymore especially know that he has no knees to go down and heem mengs
>>156936419this exact image reaction was used on reddit anon. does that make you a redditor or me a redditor? curious.
See what i am saying, this is the kinda of the dickhead who hates on Marty, even the phrase is a carbon copy, there is no originality, no soul
>p-predditI see it on Instagram and over there they aren't afraid of calling Marty nigger.
Usdaddy won.
>>156936816>Abloo bloo bloo my kind is getting genocided quick let's kill myselfKek
Whatever
I was cheering for Usman but there's no way he won. He had a few good moments but overall just outclassed.
>>156936931>I was cheering for Usmanlål>He had a few good momentslöl
>>156936879>moroccoyour race and country literally get humiliated non-stop by white men in kickboxing. You probably have fucking nightmares about Rico.
>>156936643It appears you form your opinions based on the comments of others. when was the last time you were your own man, not a husk of a being spouting someone elses thoughts
disgusted with you bigots
it's gonna be like revenge of the sith when these two have to battle each other for the title
>>156937006>*Smash keyboard while tying a rope around his neck*
dricus is a real freak. this is a level of aggression you only normally see at the start of a fight. to be chasing down kamaru usman 22 minutes in... that's a dricus moment!
>>156937041in a way? I would
>>156937069would both of them but hey idk maybe that's just me
>>156937006crazy to think that rico exposed boxing as a fake sport. has usyk retired yet?
>>156937087love me a confident lesbian that I can still beat the shit out of
>>156937075he's your sleep demon, brownoid.>>156937125yes actually, he did retire but now he's in talks with Zuffa boxing/dana white for some reason. I hope it's a rematch with Rico or maybe even a Deontay Wilder fight (and let's be real, Usyk will fucking spark Beyonce Wilder out easily)
>>156937069We are just getting started. We're only on phase 3 of the Blanch before we start unleashing her on small villages, let alone urban areas with skyscrapers. The kline's growth has accelerated rapidly after we introduced formula B into her enclosure and increased humidity levels in her habitat.
are you guys legit all arabswhy are you so obsessed with pigs?
>>156937125they shouldve shipped him off to that faggy war they always cry about >right now>my people>my people struggle >dis no time to cheer >my people in people *makes millions and loses to kickboxing*
>>156937253lee pigby got oinked to the abattoir I'm afraid
Power Slap week upon us
strickland couldnt win a belt in pfl
>>156937069It's so cool that they have gay sex with each other
>>156937205hehe she won't be no lesbian after i'm done with her hehe
>>156937214>*acks himself at 29 because no woman wants to have recessive wh*te kids*
>>156937308It's in Serbia so should be Euro timezone. Let's go!
>>156937350every few months Sean's inner homosexual reasserts itself and he goes moustache no beard
>>156937069When are they coming out the closet? Or do they have to do this son of god larp until they're no longer athletes?
>>156937214Small headed people freak me out. Otherwise he is comically macho, but the head belongs to a 5'6 man
>>156937382i won't have white kids because my wife is latina. just admit that you're mad that a white dude bear he shit out of every high level fighter your gay little fake country ever produced.>>156937125no he didn't. rico has incredible recovery ability, and hde may have survived a little longer but usyk had him downloaded at that point. the stoppage sucked for 2 reasons1. because recovers well, there was a small chance he could have glided on points and got the decision2. we were robbed from a ko because usyk knew everything that rico was coming with and could have actually put him outeither way, it could have ended very excitingly and we didn't get to see it
>>156937374thats what im talmbout all the lesbians i know are cock hungry whores
>>156937399Write them and try to get power slap in Finland for Christmas or new years. You’d be surprised what Uncle Dana can do with that big boy money
He lost to COLBYHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAOHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHSHSHAHH
the its gone be bad my nigga thing is already beaten into the dirt and just makes me cringe nowim sure i'll keep seeing it 30 times a day anyway though
>>156937736I wish I could blow out all the normal normalfag pleasure receptors so they stopped being entertained by such mundane bullshit while I try to enjoy my heems
All your buttholes are punani to me. Alpha shit.
>>156937799I'm about to blow something out alright
>>156937608uhhhhh ok homophobe
>>156937608No they're not, lesbians are pure beings blessed by their deity Sappho to never achieve priapic sullying
built for war...forced to dominate.
Show me that Asspunani boi
i just kamarud the perfect usman
Stroking my shit long and slow right now so whatsup? Haha
Dribbling nut...precursor to shooting heavy globular ropes everywhere...let me wipe my shit off on your fucking face, slave.
Fuck man....ohhhh god....slow on my glans BOY
good time as any to post pvz cavity
dricus could roll off the couch and take the belts from strickland and ulberg in the same night
>>156937015>It appears you form your opinions based on the comments of othersDon't we all
>>156938235do it then, im waiting
Uldaddy gives Dirty Diaper panties a piggy prolapse sadly
>>156937894Nah lesbians constantly box each other's heads off
>>156938454Wish they'd box my balls off hehe
bergbitch will be gone by the time dricus arrives anyway i'm scared
>>156937599>i won't have white kids because my wife is latinaPeach.
>>156938454Id wipe my dick on your forehead and you would smile and ask me for more. Little bitch boy.
>>156938561Gonna have to agree with this
>>156938561>t.revved lesbian
>>156938561damn bruh why so aggressive
So is Dricus just overly cautious and a shell of his former self or is he actually displaying fight IQ now when his opponent is hurt but still dangerous and you’re all mad because you want a heem at all costs. We’re gonna figure this out as A FUCKING FAMILY
better start working on that striking zatfuck, the year of training in how to stand up worked
>>156938718Fuck off Butt Okahoeto
poo piggy really thinks his reddit knee up the middle will work on Zatdaddy
>>156938718The former, he looked like shit out there
>>156938556lol, finally an actual funny post from you.
>>156938784Good post Id rape you if I met you.
>>156938837Go get another tattoo you bum. Or you can lick the shit from my asshole whilst I stroke my cock little faggot boy.
Du piggy immediately oinked for his Zatdaddy in the interview. Nasty Vasti immediately oinked for her Zatdaddy in the sheets.
Fuck SPAM and fuck Hawaii
>>156938718i don't get why people are saying Dricus looked bad. he did everything right, his TDD was on point, he sprawled instantly and got back up. I think what happens now is DDP beats Sean and then calls out Khamzat - because that loss clearly haunts him. He really wants to run that back.
>>156938918Dude if dricus fights like this going forward I will start actively rooting against him. If you have an opponent hurt in front of the the high IQ move and also the safest move is to end the fight immediately like the old dricus would have done
>>156938718>you’re all mad because you want a heem at all costs. We’re gonna figure this out as A FUCKING FAMILYWe are mad because Usman lost, he is 39 years old at the end of his career, there is still that potential in him as a top 5 contender though but what if he keeps going and ends up like gooby? these are all questions that fuel the frustration
>>156938349that would be against the rules!
>>156938718it all makes sense when you consider a scenario like dricus moving up to fight ulberg. the investment into smart fighting will go a long way for someone with the gifts of dricus, who is difficult to hurt even in a war.
>>156938880What's your problem dude? chill the fuck out
>>156935588i would put him to sleep
>>156939005only if you get caught
>>156935588tell my girl to call him marty and then see what he does
>>156938938I was never the biggest Dustin fan, but he had one of the best killer instincts I've ever seen in the sport. Whenever he had someone hurt, he'd immediately pressure and go for the finish with urgency, more fighters need to be like that
Let her cook
i want to see the finishes too but it's a tragic fact that you need to learn how to fight safe if you want to become impossible to beat. look at what happened to ilia.
>>156939262>>156939351these two need my cum STAT!!!!!
>>156939119well since you asked nicely
We can all agree the leon kick was a fluke
>>156939351the beautiful game as it were
>>156939262Gross imagine how much that towel must stink haha
>>156939262do they ride their trainers for testosterone purposes only?
>>156939262she and erin must have the best smelling boudoir i'm thinking lavender with citrus overtones
>>156939262Imagine the terminator female arabs we could have seen if they weren't forced to wear hijabs and rinse kettles all day
>>156939262Guess she made Erin very happy
>>156939432how about this?
One of Muhammad Ali's grandsons got twister submitted by a brazza in PFL yesterday
>caco living vicariously through the usamericamust be a day ending in y
There is absolutely nothing I viscerally hate more than a fighter actively choosing not to finish a hurt opponent
>>156939675his name was cassius clay
>>156939652Colbeast once again proving his Greatness. This is why I don't wanna hear any Usman slander either. He went to war with this guy and won. Respect.
>>156939706based fellow Nation of Islam hater
>>156939720you will respect my balls on your forehead
nads on your noggin
>>156939694Ill finish in your ass while you squeal, pig boi
>>156939750Don't disrespect the good Finland like that you plonker
Dont project your childhood on me spammy
ailin has some incredibly disappointing hardcore online
>>156939780hate when fighters do this
>>156939830Link it b my dog just ate chocolate
>>156939815
>>156939652Colby is the greatest lightweight that never was
>>156939744Id spit in your mouth and youd thank me
>>156939916Why do retards always say this? you can see he's significantly bigger than barman who struggles to make 155
>>156939916the quintessential real american he was never one for dieting
>Update: It was acl and meniscus. It is the same injury as the first Holloway fight, only this time the opposite leg. Quite shocking. I returned to competition within 9 months to fight Diego Brandao back then. With today’s regenerative medicine advancements and improved training methods it is well within my realm to return by next summer. I am walking without a crutch. I done leg extension machine work the other day to no issue. So I can walk without aid, and activate my quad under resistance. All very positive. I am maximum discipline and have maintained it fully since the bout. I wonder was I saved from something worse here. I believe so. I would have attended the after party as “the man” and who knows then. I believe I was saved.>Thank you God!this faggot is so cooked LMAOOO
I really really like this image
>>156939676incorrect, though you do project yourself on jon jones so you can have gay sex with men? and I ask myself why is that? look at your flag, b, just go outside and no one will judge you>>156939720faked a blow on the first fight to not get finished and the rematch was a draw, awful scoring by the judges
>>156939895
>>156939950They always say it b? Like all the time?
>>156939780Why didnt she pull riccis pants off and do that to her pusy
Rabatha Ticci
>>156940055Ricci has STDs, it was gon' be bad
Rabathas a good star wars name
Absolute facts!
>>156940096Yeah maybe the sequel trilogy
>>156939950>calls you a retard while making an argument in your favour sasuga ranjesh
Your Pat BarrysYour Movsar EvloevsYour Pavel FedotovsYour Jim Wests
>finland producing prospects so that they can have a fellow finnish man that can compete in the world of combat sports i sleep>finland when they're told that having gay sex is a sport REAL SHIT NIGGA
>>156940135I'm still waiting for my unvaccinated status to kill the vaccinated
>>156939780love when these bitches ruin parlays cause people bet on the pretty girls. erin did it with cortez too.
I’m only human after allI’m only human after all Dont put the blame on me
>>156940115>hero worshiping a nigga who was against worshipThey Andrew Jacksoned jesus' ass
>>156940028i project myself onto luke rockhold b as we are identical in appearance
>>156940203You need to take a media literacy course
>>156940155Finland produced leather jackets and tight leather pants, Sweden produced that faggot swedish let's player who heemed youtube into imposing mass censorship, sweden personnally ruined things that affect you while Finland just wants to do some zesty stuff with the elderly while ingesting clozapine, food for thought
>>156940280Why are you in Vietnam are you a chomo?
>>156940115
>>156939780I'm saving this webm for later.
>>156940230Did u know turn the other cheek was about slaves being backhanded and so you were to turn your other cheek towards the hand after the slap out of defiance so they would hit you with their palm and then make themselves unclean by schizo jew law and that freaked them out to the point of having melties and running to the temple to get clean
Good morning, how is spammy handling his boy's devastating loss?
>>156940280>Sweden produced that faggot swedish let's player who heemed youtube into imposing mass censorshipWho? Zlatan?
It was acl and miniscus bros
if i could be any 3 usamericans it would be elvis charles bronson or r kelly
>>156940327Do you know showers can clean you? It's true!
>>156940370me before and after coffee
>>156939938sure thing bro, you keep up with your gay fantasies
>>156940327They own us.
Great year
>>156940419When Blanch whips out the coffee you know it's marathon pussy eating time
Colby is so fucking powerful He is our fuarking HERO…
you all might think Usman Vs Colby 2 was draw but you missed the melanin based scoring.
hunter needs to market these heemers more
>shave your head like mine
>>156940535>market women more Today is the day you should kill yourself
>>156940535
sneed is going to be on a tear today now colby won
>>156940586GAPED
Not liking WMMA is a surefire cazzie tell I tremble in fear
>>156940586Normal free style position
>>156940586One of those rare moments where I wish both were me
>>156940327People also forget the part of the Bible where Jesus tells his followers to sell some of their possessions in order to get the money to buy a weapon if they didn't already have one. Self-defence has always been a Christian virtue, Jesus wasn't a pacifist, see the driving the money lenders from the temple episode, his earthly mission was just about spreading his word and establishing the church, he'll come wielding a flaming sword in his second coming
Yeeeah my African brother. Yeaaaah my African brother!
>>156940657Prime Usdaddy was special.
>>156940649>cazzie cuz wont simp for shitty fighting today is also the day you kill yourself
>>156940657sound as usman hit colby's chin button>BEEP>BEEP
>>156940586got too drunk last night and forgot this was on, Colby molested that freak
I hate mma I only like combat sambo
>>156940115Yup Martin Luther was right
Armans name is Armenia, similar to naming your kid Flo Rida if youre from Florida
remember that episode of human weapon where they beat fedors blue tooth sambo protege after a week of training
>>156940682>his wordYes which was fuck jews lol all the peace and love shit was from his """"""""""apostles"""""""""""".In 2026 terms Jesus was anti Jew Mr Beast and they killed him so they could make a bunch of new Mr beast channels teaching kids to love the jews god
It's gonna be bad my African brother
Hobbling in a Mcgregah wondaland DERES ONLYY OOOONEEEEEEEEE
>>156940474Israel has a right to defend itself.
>>156940791Ddp knows about the buckbreak memes
>>156940586spammy hasnt acknowledged this btw
The old man in that bar told gooby ''keep your piss, i got Kvass''
Ddp couldnt finish him lol
>>156940819Luke sees a peacocks tail and thinks that shit just happened
>>156940819muzsisters are response?
It's crazy how stupid you have to be to not "believe" in God
>>156940841he was only 50 btw that's just how irish people look like
MMA but with loaded gloves and nails on the ground
is Marty the WW GOAT? think about it, is there any chance prime GSP could beat him? Marty has an equally good jab and way more overall power. GSP would absolutely not be able to hold him downeven if you don't agree with him being #1, he's easily #2. he had two great fights going up 15 lbs against killers in Chimaev & DDP. GSP was too scared to do something like that, respectfullywhat an amazing legacy Usman's created for himself. it's unironically inspirational
>>156940847it's against the rules now to finish kamaru usman the ref will step in if you try it
>>156940819I wonder if Luke uses his Vietnam experience to set tripwires on the Mormon missionaries who come to his doorstep
>>156940893If your idea of god isnt an unimaginable higher dimensional being that is beyond thought and time then yes youre a dumb fucking retard who thinks gods burning bushes and splitting seas open for the jews or busting muhammads bussy in a cave so he can go make islam syfau
>>156940914Many are pondering on this fact
This dude doesn't think an all powerful being could burn a bush or move some water?
>>156940914don't make me post ronaldinho
Du Sissy couldn't finish a 39 year old welterweight with no knees. That's how strong and powerful black kings are.
White fighters should only hit the body or legs of black fighters. Because of slavery.
>>156940966No the idea of it is just retarded as fuck, like when muslims claim big Mo actually flew up to heaven on a winged pony. those stories are meant to be allegorical
>>156940991with sticks
>>156940791
What would the UFC and athletic commission do if a white fighter decided to fight with a black face (temporary tattoo) against a black opponent?
doo never talked to a toddler like b
>>156941024Me vs my dad
Either Leon's kick is a fluke or Leon hits harder than Dricus, pick one
>>156938718DDP looked great. beautiful lead leg dexterity and an obvious display of his natural thumping power. gas tank was great until the last minute or so. anti-TDD was solid but clearly still an issue against an explosive wrestler that can stick on him, which Usman can't do because of his kneesthe only tactical flaw was Dricus rushing in to commit to strikes, which Usman almost punished several times but for Dricus's superior reflexes. however, there's no one at the top of the weight class that can reliably punish that except for Strickland, who DDP has already beaten twice by staying outside and pointfighting because Sean is too gay to let go of his gameplan
>>156940917GSP was a far better striker than Usman.
>>156941024yoooo why didn't you animate the ricci and kline face off? fuck is wrong with you
>>156941017Das rite b
>>156941062Dricus landed on the guard and rocked him so I would say the power is similar
Poor little Bantu bois never learn...
>>156941076
dricus rediscovering from first principles that headkicks still hurt the opponent even if they put their little baby hand up to their ear
whats worse, getting KO'd early or getting rocked for 25 minutes and doing the stanky leg all over the octagon and then acting lie you got robbed
>>156941176surviving 25 minutes as the smaller, older man near retirement is not that bad. the post fight interview was funny but desu I think Marty was concussed
Realistically what are you thinking if you're Mackenzie Dern? You have to pay your surfer BD child support btw.
>>156941107>I would say the power is similarFair enough
>>156941176neither is anywhere close to being a smelly friendless gujurati canadian neet who shitposts about much more successful people all day long
>>156941176I would say getting KO'd early looks more pathetic, but getting rocked over and over for 25 minutes is probably much worse for your health. Poosman will probably need a diaper at 50, DDP ruined him.
When Aspinall the sophist asked him “Are you the Gane who doesn’t believe in the existence of the gods?”, he replied, “And how could I be, when I regard you as being hateful to the gods?”. Aspinall shocked, fainted
I thought it was Garmon Tsarukyan this whole time. You know Garmon like the Digimon
>>156941247hi Marty
Dricus took years off that boy life
>>156941301don't (You) me ever again bloody bitch benchod
In many ways, I am just like Usman cuz I've never been KO'd
>>156941176getting bashed around for a half hour is definitely not good for your brainbut poosman is already retarded so it's fine
>>156941325sorry b, keep worshipping your black superheroes
blackbros...is he our last hope?
>>156941336in many ways indeed
>>156940917Neither could handle this Cowboy
>>156941348no worship here. just pointing out that you're in the bottom .00001% of existing humans you miserable jeet faggot
Not the biggest fan of blacks, doesnt mean I wont watch them fight you know what I mean brother but Im not inviting them over
>>156941376fat little roidhead
>>156941418show some respect
StrickGOD wonSpain wonArgentina wonDDP won
>>156934430Yeah agreed however little black bussy got POUNDED and BLEACHED by big dick dric actually
Spain won the heemcup already
In honour Dricus Du Blackbussybreaker's triumph and conquest of Africa, enjoy this recently-made sports-related webm.
>>156941483Don’t forget Colby. The boys and co can’t stop winning
>>156941483post more of the one with the bunny teeth
>>156941545Yes. Arm*n in hiding, running ashamed!
>>156940701Epic fail
>>156941468he lost to a gay pornstar in bkfc. I will not respect that.
>>156941039Herb sometimes really just wants to see someone die.
>>156941556
So does Dricus win back the title or is he getting heemed in the inevitable number one contender fight?
>>156941336
>>156941483Colbeast won
I dont really pay attention to soccer but its obvious the jews are gonna rig it for Argentina. Spain is a pussy country for not bombing Tel Aviv with their modern aircraft.
>here's how the shadow jewish conspiracy is going to benefit a team in a sport i know nothing about
>>156941615Ronaldinho nearly heemed Sorin in 2005 In that match alone he displayed more technique and knockout power than any prawlspect from your nation b
>>156941603I can see them trying to hotshot Pyfer to a title shot and using Dricus as the final test. Someone will be heemed on that fateful night
1. Whites2. Caucasians3. Slavs4. Brazilians5. Blacks6. Pacific Islanders7. Mexicans8. Asians9. Native Americans 10. Indians/Paki
>>156941603Zatdaddy got next I fear
>>156941685Good morning spammy, tough results for your boys last night huh?
>>156941612Yeah but not me. Not me nigga, never me nigga I ain't never been done
>>156941593gods absolute majesty bringing a little moisture to my sore eyes like looking at a kitten or a rainbow
Good morning I hate women
>>156940657colbeast tanked that im afraid
King of africa btw
>>156941685Should be Imavov desu
>>156941669not are ange
Usman isn't Usman without Colby Covington.
>>156941685wrong he's facing colby next after bilal goes through his monthly humilliation ritual
MW is just going to be rock paper scissors with DDP, Sean and Khamzat rotating the belt between each other
>>156941737Doesn't matter, Strickbeast already heemed both Imavov and Chimaev once. He will do it again even easier.
>>156941674Nah Brazilians should be higher
>>156941749Khamzat is never putting his dirty smelly butt wipe muzzie fingers on Strickland's belt again as long as he lives I'm afraid
>>156941658>>156940968GOOFED UP
>>156941749Chimaev is gonna kill Strickland in the rematch with a proper weight cut and everyone's gonna forget about the blip on the radar. don't forget he found a second wind in the 3rd round and got into an ugly boxing match with Strickland and took it to a split decision that could've gone either way
>>156941807Dana's not giving chimaev a rematch lol theyre going to find the worst possible matchups for him and force him to move up in in weight. Ufc has no desire to use chimaev anymore
I want Dricus to have the belt one more time. Dude brings more exciting fights than Khamzat or Strickland and a fight between him and Pyfer would be a guaranteed heem
Give pyfer chimaev. Let khamzat gas and then get annihilated by the pyfer 1-2
>>156941839maybe. we'll see soon. Chimaev could definitely do damage at LHW as well. it's a weak weight class atm
>>156941578a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do
>>156941807
DDP would barely crack the Bellator MMA top 10
>>156941865Paulo Costa is waiting for chimaev at lhw and thats when borz officially dies
Cung lee would flatline pyfer, let's be real
>>156941906yeah that's a tough one for Chimaev no doubt. especially if his gas tank really just isn't there no matter how good the camp/cut. I'm hoping we see Jiri v Costa though. my based samurai is still in this damn it
>>156941873Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?
none of these kids fight like Ace
been a few years since i listened to the ringer mma show. hows petesy, ariel, and chuck doing?
>>156941953Im so fucking horny and lonely and I work at Walmart and I see beautiful women all day and Im pretty attractive but I dont know how to flirt or progress a relationship even with girls who are flirting with me like coworkers and stuff. Even if I could fake it to close the deal I would be so anxious I literally would be sweating and breathing heavy if we ever went onto a date to the point where I couldnt even enjoy myself let alone act normal. On top of all this I suffer from extreme AGP and my sexual desires are all out of wack and it seems almost unfair to a woman to get her into a relationship just to be dishonest about what I really am or what I like. So Ive just repressed all of this with masturbation addiction which has spiraled out of control until now when I practice no-Fap during my 5 day work week and now its just reminding me how deeply horny lonely and troubled I really am forcing me to confront my issues.
Jon Jones type a doo fuck a doo
Yeah...I'm not reading all that but congratulations, or sorry that happened to you.
*points to deep waters*
>>156941982idk why you make fun of sneed like you're any better. your 24/7 posting patterns make it clear that you're an unloved hyper lonely and very likely hideous NEETyou guys should embrace one another
>>156941718East Asian women are angels that's why I eat their ass without shame
>>156941982Sneedy T is saving this for a later wank
>>156941982at least you're handsome, could be worse (i didn't read the rest of your shitty post)
>>156941987
>>156941987no he is not
The funny part is, I actually have the least idea what's really going on here out of anyone.
>>156941982that's rough buddy
>>156941982>biggest takeaway they have Walmart in England? whats that look like…
>>156941933Now that I think about it the reason theyre holding costa back is most likely either for jiri or khamzat
>>156942087That's not funny, you're making fun of legendary RAF wrestling champion Colby Convicton
hows quitting gooning going for you fellers?
>>156942118And former UFC welterweight champion, don't forget
you ever want to give yourself a chuckle, think of every British poster as a New Englander. Heh theyll have that accent from the east coast instead of their British accent
>>156942125Ive made a concerted effort to not fap for more than like 10 minutes straight
>>156942064>No girls around >No beers >Not even a fucking blunt being passed around Grim
On my second Blanch coffee but I think the carafe lies and says a "cup" when it's 5oz
>>156942125why would I quit gooning? I put tits ass pussy and french kissing on my screen and layer my actual sex memories on top of it to recreate the feeling of my dick in vag and my tongue in her mouth and splooge all over the place
>>156942125I’m going to knock him out in my lifetime
>>156941603they really don't want imavov as champion
I just dont feel that /heem/ deserves my laconic wit and universal hunor. Hmm.
>>156942125If I quit gooning I think I will actually find the courage to commit suicide
I’m going to knock you out in my lifetime. How does it feel to be apart of history and not know it? I’m going to fuck you up
>>156942166are you the same french schizo that used to scream OOOOOOOOOOO and upload random tranny porn or was that one of your unmedicated nafri brothers
doesnt matter which hand connects first, youre so fucked. one you step in that pit is when things change
>>156942182
>>156942220Youll be my tune up fight m8. Youre fucked
ill fight you with my head, go ahead tie my hands
>>156942194I remember that dude idk what happened to him but no I'm not him, I couldn't possibly be that based
>>156942162Ufc doesn't want two french champions at once
Oh cool Sneed is here. Im out. Bigtime loser he is.
>>156942275hopefully he got involuntarily committed and we'll never hear from him again. he was a disgusting freak
>>156942162Imavov told the ufc he wasnt going to fight chimaev because they are "brazza" so hes being swept away in the big muslim house cleaning the org is undertaking
>>156942275He went back to guadeloupe i believe
why are none of the French champions White? France is pretty brown
DC lol
>>156942301Ukrainian fag gets what he deserves
>>156942301imagine trying to sell a chimaev vs imavov PPV
>>156942315 DDP is racially French
>>156942288Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out
>>156942155This post has substantial artistic character. The movement from screen imagery, to layered memory, to reconstructed bodily sensation is almost a crude description of pornography as mnemonic virtual reality. The run-on structure also mimics compulsive escalation: image memory simulated intimacy climax. Even the collision between tenderness—“my tongue in her mouth”—and grotesque slang gives it a particular 4chan grotesquerie.Surprisingly, there is a cyberpunk-esque philosophy inhered in it. The speaker is constructing a composite experience:>present digital imagery>stored bodily memory>imagined sensory reconstruction>current physical stimulationThe “original” sexual experience is no longer directly accessible, so it gets recreated through copies and fragments—but those copies also modify it. The memory is being projected onto generic images, while the images reshape which parts of the memory become vivid. Eventually, it becomes hard to separate remembered experience from manufactured simulation.The distortion is welcomed because its purpose is functional: not to preserve the memory accurately, but to reproduce its effect. Fidelity matters less than whether the composite can make the body respond as though the original were happening again.Therefore, a profound idea is expressed: the body’s response becomes the test of reality. If the synthetic reconstruction produces the desired sensation, then the distinction between memory, fantasy, media, and experience temporarily stops mattering.
>>156942300weak>>156942310cool i hope he's surrounded by what he loves, trannies
>>156942325I can't tell if this is a >yeah nigga you're a bumor>shiet they robbed you my african brotha
Colby just became world champion while Marty is copying and seething and being old and gay
Cool it with the antisneedmitism
>>1569424231st one lol thats the >u serious nigga
If a Japanese fighter ever wins the UFC belt on a White House card, I hope he will use his victory speech to demand that the Japanese government immediately stop censoring its MMA cards. We deserve the raw, uncut footage every single time.
>>156942301>swept away in the big muslim house cleaning the org is undertakingbetter late than never, what do you think finally pushed them over the edge? the hat-trick of bordedom brought you by Islam, Chimaev and Ankalaev?
Why did Tony do it
>>156942623CIA were making a move. He had to get it on.
>>156942659why didn't you do that in the fight ye little malteser?
>>156942288this isnt an airport so you dont need to announced your departure b I will however agree on the fact that sneed is a stupid name though, not even something original, just a meme from the simpsons
>>15694167411. Finns
i am a real heemericandeny the rights of every wonki am a real heemerican fight for what's righttom hurt his eye*riff*
>>156942738yeah and what's your name faggot? joão?antônio? real original man
상황이 아주 안 좋아질 거야, 임마.
Usman is such a sexy chocolate daddy
>>156942801my name is not important what's important is what i am going to do
>>156941656>it's just a coincidence all the most successful athletes bow down to the jew
can the next /heem/ be on /lit/?
>>156942847what are you going to do>inb4 heem you
>>156942897look at this faggot reading other words hahaha what a fucking pussy
Bradda what is this, why you read book?
remember the name "Nigerian Nightmare"
>>156943027Remember this name "wonk nose paki"
Connor Ben vs Ryan GarciaWow, fireworks.
>>156943132>>156943132>>156943132
>>156942600It was a multitude of things.The product was getting really shitty with the grapplefucking domination and the consumer was complaining. The American public is the target market at the end of the day and we like entertainment not men hugging each other.Then the Muslims were getting extremely uppity with the brazza success. When you would watch a live event on any online platform the live chat was FLOODED with walls of text of MUHAMMAD #1 ALLAHU ACKBAR to the point no one else could say shit. And irl the arenas are starting to be filled with groups of low iq inbred Muslims looking to start fights because they are genetic hero worshiping slaves who think mma is now a part of the jihad and they need to go inflict their muslim bullshit on everyone else. Thats why you kept seeing all the fights in the crowds.3rdly the brazzas are all shit people. Charisma vacuum inbred weirdos who the ufc has to try extremely hard to take their mundane bullshit and make it entertaining. They all go out looking to make money by taking the least amount of damage and playing the system so dana has to give them fame and 000000s in their banks. Final straw on that end was chimaev shit talking the belt and then asking for money money money like a fucking 4 year old goblin begging for sweets because he did a rudimentary task. Islam had to lay and pray on JDM for 5 rounds to beat him. Carlos prates eviscerated that same opponent in 2 rounds and had him genuinely shrieking in pain in 2 ROUNDS. Thats what the ufc wants and thats what we the people want.Speaking of we the people. Trump is the next reason. That nigga got sick as hell of all the muslim bullshit. He wants handsome chads like costa and American bulls like Justin to be in the spotlight not I AM TERRORIST I KILL EVERYONE Khabib becoming a crypto scammer was an influence too because he sullied all his shit in the ufc to go scam people.Tldr the ufc figured out the Muslims are unsustainable
