/heem/>>156934344
Finalnd
Colby fought KamaruDDP fought Marty
What does heem cream tastes like?
>>156943132>the kline caught up to the blanch
Can /heem/ withstand the world cup final threads in a few bongs?
>>156943268It's gon' be bad, I fear
>>156942600#It was a multitude of things.The product was getting really shitty with the grapplefucking domination and the consumer was complaining. The American public is the target market at the end of the day and we like entertainment not men hugging each other.Then the Muslims were getting extremely uppity with the brazza success. When you would watch a live event on any online platform the live chat was FLOODED with walls of text of MUHAMMAD #1 ALLAHU ACKBAR to the point no one else could say shit. And irl the arenas are starting to be filled with groups of low iq inbred Muslims looking to start fights because they are genetic hero worshiping slaves who think mma is now a part of the jihad and they need to go inflict their muslim bullshit on everyone else. Thats why you kept seeing all the fights in the crowds. 3rdly the brazzas are all shit people. Charisma vacuum inbred weirdos who the ufc has to try extremely hard to take their mundane bullshit and make it entertaining. They all go out looking to make money by taking the least amount of damage and playing the system so dana has to give them fame and 000000s in their banks. Final straw on that end was chimaev shit talking the belt and then asking for money money money like a fucking 4 year old goblin begging for sweets because he did a rudimentary task. Islam had to lay and pray on JDM for 5 rounds to beat him. Carlos prates eviscerated that same opponent in 2 rounds and had him genuinely shrieking in pain in 2 ROUNDS. Thats what the ufc wants and thats what we the people want.Speaking of we the people. Trump is the next reason. That nigga got sick as hell of all the muslim bullshit. He wants handsome chads like costa and American bulls like Justin to be in the spotlight not I AM TERRORIST I KILL EVERYONE. This weird shit was also emboldening the muslims in Europe which had to stop.Khabib becoming a crypto scammer was an influence too because he sullied all his shit in the ufc to go scam people.
Can anyone explain to me how guys like Usman/Chandler/Cejudo can be professional MMA fighters for basically their entire adult life and still never develop a submission game? Is their wrestling background so hardwired into their brain that they can't even think about going for submissions when they get into a dominant position on the ground?
>>156943132>blanchfield editioncertainly no complaints on my behalf
>>156943377Subs and wrestling are two completely different games so they'd have to learn bjj on top of what they already know. You have to work a lot of different muscles and angles going for subs than if you just wrastle
eeyyy eyyyy I eat you in street fight
>>156943268no
>>156943418Yeah but guys like Khamzat and Bo Nickal have shown the ability to develop an effective submission game despite their wrestling background. There's really no excuse to not pose a submission threat on the ground if you've been a pro MMA fighter for 10+ years
I'm ready to heem every world cup thread in the catalog to protect my thread.
>>156943493Khamzat only has a submission game when he's fighting bums 2 divisions smaller than him, not real fighters
https://youtu.be/MVuDocOEokc?is=kUI_IfoTw3F1rFtx
Colbeast took shartman's title shot
Im pooing
I didnt really pay attention to the dricus fight cause i was on gemini figuring out how to buy a house. But I'm glad he won. His next fight will be a title shot no?
mysteries unfold
>>156943638
who knows what the dawn will bring
>>156943589We still need to see Neil Du Plessis vs David Adesanya
boredfinna heem my meng
>>156943190Everytime you ask this question, the cuter you become
>>156943751Many are saying this
wankers not heemers sadly
only fighter spammy has left is makhachev but his reign will be ended by an irish cringe lordlove to see it!
>>156943714It's bad my nigguh
Hello I am indian
>>156943849your five foot nine mate
>''Neil du plessis is fat''EAT SHIT.
Last day of soccer bros after this /heem/ will be the top thread
>>156943306trump loves brazzas, he said khabib its his favourite fighter Imavov is just dimeless with no personality, he doesn't bring any numbers like khamzat or khabib can
slamdaddy? slamdaddy doesn't lose.
>>156943972what to do with the pillowpoof thread
Neil Du Plessis vs Shamil Gaziev, who can clean out a buffet faster?
hapslopiveness and resilience. two qualities ian garry does NOT have
>>156944060damn I actually literally really have a bit of dyslexia. Another L for the big dawg
>>156943306Khabib invented Bitcoin, when these posers try to channel %1 of khabibs crypto shitcoins, they embarass themselves, look at Yan for instance
>>156943714
>>156944033bruce or michael neither sounds very appealing
Heem shark
>>156943809God says we are not to rejoice at the fall of the wicked, lest we be seen as wicked ourselves.
>last 5 wins are 5 anaconda chokes>shoots 0 (zero) takedownswhat was alberto "barbossa" montes thinking
>>156944126*tap tap tap*
>>156944205he got scared he might cum if he got on top of twink tommy
>>156943306so basically all the points were things you could read on /heem/ more than half a decade ago, it's insane how despite attracting the lowest of the low this place is always 5 to 10 years ahead of your average mongoloid.the gaming of the system is the most offensive to me, mainly because the UFC could actually do something about it, Mokaev going into "I have to take a shit" position everytime he got jabbed was atrocious oh we forgot Belal being the ultimate anti-draw
>>156944205Ethyn Ewing if he was a project being handed free wins
>>156944183by the decree of the almight sws right you are sneed akhi, arrogance and pride (kibr): a defining feature is considering oneself superior to others, which is strictly condemned in islam. This includes mocking or belittling others. lack of rmpathy: an inability or unwillingness to feel for others, resulting in selfish behavior that exploits people for personal gain.*"worshipping" personal desires: the quran (25:43) refers to those who take their own desires as their god, highlighting the extreme self-centeredness of a narcissist.*deflection and lack of accountability: like iblis, a narcissist often refuses to take responsibility, instead deflecting blame onto others
>>156944360Pride cometh before the fall.
>I ain't no brother of yours, son
it seems inhumane to me that if we were segregated shot caller style messibro would be lumped with b*zilians
>>156944461I look just like the guy on the right
Lil Zattty and Usman lost their lineal daddy status, it’s Strickdaddy and Dricdaddy now.
sneedmeister does actually bear a passing resemblance to that individual no homobeit
Daddyposting = endorsing spammy and acknowledging him as a mentor
Heembros...I fear sudacaflop is going to archive us in about an hour
honestly? ... i think it was DRICUS who won that fight. usman was outstruck and barely had any control time.
>>156944593Bro get real if I was on a movie set with a lighting crew makeup team and professional camera crew I would literally look better than that individual.
>we are gonna copy you now spammy, we learned your ways, you showed us the true path
Spammy is desperate to make some semblance of an impact on this world during his pathetic wonk life, I fear
Just heemed me meng lads
>>156944739You're a chomo preying on small viet cong children
>>156944816Not exactly a vociferous denial
fighting whores
>>156943977Trump just says shit to hype fights lol he was glazing pooatan knowing gane was going to bulldoze him
Marty needed a little stress relief...
>>156944916Hell yeah
>>156944971Ha, more like Justin Gaythje, am I right?
ankdaddy fight week
Erin Blanchfield
>>156944205Tommy gets heemed by anyone with decent standup.
>>156945083All smiles
>>156944309Belal was so bad. Thats why you see all these new strikers being pushed and guys like paddy who can submit takedown goblins. The scousers are genuine pro British propaganda
>>156944916What causes someone to get tattoos like that? What the fuck is going on in her mind on a daily basis?
>>156945129Mania
>THIS GUY WAS IN SNOW DOGS!>AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND IN RADIO
When spammy posts, you sit your buttdown and start taking notes
>>156945129Look at dan hooker. Think that but women x 1.3
>>156943493Cumshot doesn't have some serious submission game. just rnc and that's it. ground game is a completely different system and can contradict wrestling base.
>>156943634>Million dollar 18 month PR campaign that ended without a title shot, a divorce and losing to ColbyBased
>>156945126Belal was the one that lit the bulb in my head that said "fuck maybe Dana is right when he rigs ranks and titleshot" and "maybe I'm not actually interested in seeing the best fighter in the world". I still think the second thought could still be fixed with a better ruleset though, what was it last night, during Delgado Bashi, when he dropped him, had him on his knees in front of him and you could see him actively stopping himself and think what to do instead of kneeing him in the dome...? it's ridiculous to see
>>156945204You are a pedophile “mate”
>>156945129
>>156944205Tommy showed enough agility to discourage going for the legs.
>>156945342Many such cases
I actually really like Ankalaev, he seems cool
>>156945338Wrong guy, bellend
the power of anime
No, I think he very much does have the "right guy" mate
Luke Thomas was on CNNWhat have you done with your life
>>156945330It really is because you as a striker are forced to either let him back up and reset for his faggot little takedown attempt or you have to burn energy to outwrestle from top position instead of the obvious answer like u said. The rules need to be changed so strikers have more advantages because theres also ridiculous shit like Valter Walker being 6 6 and 280 lbs and all he does is dive at your ankle so he can do a move no one in heavyweight has a defense against
>>156945397those are cute tatoos
sneed whe the bbc shemale wanna fuck n sucklet's go for that!
>>156945545Im a lolcow on 4chan
Methinks DDP wins the Cumshat rematch, takes a big dookie on Imalols chest, and beats Sissyland a third time.
>>156945567You sound like a pussy bitch "waaaahhhhhhh this is unfair the rules need to be changed waaahhhhhhh" This is MMA. If you just want to watch two guys box, go watch boxing.
>>156945204Mind you Spaddy hasn't even posted ITT and all the pathetic pigclitties are oinking over him. He owns us....
None of you have any answers to me on the feet, or on the ground
>>156945545CNN is the b-leagues, call me when he pops up on MMA JOEY
>>156945545I participated in January 6th
>>156945567Aljo gamed it perfectly>shoot the take down>it fails>crawl backward>reset they brought the 12-6 in though, there might be hope
Anyone here have that webm of bruce buffer and sweet joe mesmerized by a footlong
Any time someone starts talking about rules changes, you know they're just mad because they lost a bet
Dricus was showing mercy
>>156945704The experts confirmed this statement, i am afraid
Spammy is a pedohpile and I’m tired of pretending he isn’t
>>156945545more importantly the blanch shares his posts
If anybody says spammy isn't a pedophile you send them directly to the authorities
you think holloway used the ump-45 in mw2
>india has no fight-ACK
>>156946013Comes across more as a quick scoping intervention guy
Neil Du Plessis vs David Adesanya
Heeminder gambling is degenerate and you might as well be a drug user
>>156946124I turned 500 into 13807 yesterday b
>>156946124Nah fuck that
>>156946080I could never do it. I always went against the grain. m240 with iron sights.
2026 is shaping up to be the KWABiest year for the UFC I fear
>>156946124I put 7 grand into Take Two Interactive stock at $215 a share. Anything can happen but it’s almost a sure thing that stock is going to $300 later this year. There’s gambling like a retard and then there’s calculated risk taking
>>156946162How about your losses? Post those.
there is no spammy. this general hasn't been spammed in years. you're just calling people you don't like the heckin evil boogeyman.
>>156946306Let's go for that
>>156946124TRVKE
>>156946251I lost 3k hedging lol
Usman looked really terrible out there. Unc should've diversified his revenue streams. Can they run up another black panther movie for him to be in?
>>156946378don't @ me you little porn addict freak
Dee Williams and some cheesy beans
Spammy is real. He fucks dawgs.
is usman volcel like garth?
People forget but Khabib was a PROBLEM for the lightweight division
>>156946473Him and Garth had cameos in the new Naked Gun
>>156946060is he brahmin?
>>156945129>Gimme attention!!! Gimme attention!!! >Gimme attention!!!!
>>156943132Wy women are the strongest
>>156946427You're a moroccan ? How long have you been posting here, playa
>>1569469279bal chi 3am ou nass, rja3t m3a la coupe nchouf ach kay 7an9zou hna
We scored it 48-47 Daddymaru Usdaddy here.
>>156948009>hereon planet stupid??
>>156947535it's gonna be gay my nigga
>>156947339
>>156947535what a closeted fag
>>156943306>>156944309The answer is simply Abu Dhabi. The arab oil money paid the UFC well to push muslim fighters. The UFC has manufactured many champions over the years, they can give favorable match ups and influence the result through refs and judges.No that UFC has paramount and government contracts, the arab sponsor is gone and muslim fighters have declined as a result.
>>156948265Monitor Volkanonski
>>156948961don't they ran that Zuffa boxing bullshit together? legit question
>>156948185
watching big dawg bare knuckle and walks out to godsmack. badass move
>>156949033be a man and say it straight up
>>156948961UFC 112
>>156949318Yeah but arab oil dollars have lost all influence in UFC. A few years ago Turki was leading Dana by the hand, now he's completely MIA outside of 1 or 2 boxing slop cards a year.
Yoel Romero can make another run at MW
>>156950094too black, this is the white man's division now
Bruce Buffer is on screen at the world cup final hitting a big boy "it's time"
They got danaslop on at the world cup....
lol bruce buffer and his brother announcing at the world cup
WE DID IT /HEEM/ WE MADE IT TO THE BIG LEAGUES
Bruce Buffer announcing the World Cup, Dana signing Big Johnny FisherOur sport is back
>>156950219Hes Cuban, he doesnt like blacks
gooby bros 2027 summer comeback tourMax 3Peahead 4Title shot
>>156949905A complete failure because the main event was a snoozefest and, in hindsight, no muslim stars. Dana has long since stopped having to care about Abu Dhabi money.
Romero vs Bitchland
When was 22 got my first birck!
>>156950624It's over bro. He was the Greatest during his time but Father Time remains undefeated. His future is in Business.
>>156950600i says what i sees, he black as charcoal
>>156951080get your eyes checked châng
Belel should be cut
That nigger has the most forgettable muzzie name when he was getting in the octagon security didn't know he was the champ
>>156950600He's bitch made and popped for PEDs. Just like o malley and macklechiev
>>156951352
>>156951649you fail to understand Romero is natty
My penis is huge
I don't know man
>>156952095He's not b, he popped!
>>156952182Now cross reference it with Ireland. We narrow this down we might be able to find out who really thinks Belel should be cut
my penis is long and somewhat thin
Obsessed for 3 years straight? Honestly, respect.
>>156952348false positive. they tried telling me Hendricks was juicing b
>>156952182Those are rookie numbers
my penis is masculine
>>156952182This man tells the truth!
>>156952561Spammy is a pedophile
>>156952756
>>156950094Nah, he couldnt even make 205 against Bo recently. He died at 8lbs out from LHW and they would have let him compete if he at least made 210 and he simply couldnt.
I’d give you faggots scars to last a lifetime
>>156952956He is going for broke these last few years. Dont count out the goat
Yoel Romero is the greatest athlete to compete in combat sports. Jon Jones and Jerry Rice are a close 2-3
>>156953048Maybe, maybe not
>>156953345youre walking into these hands, i like my chances of walking you off
RAF looks fun, why is wrestling so gay in MMA?
>>156952133They're saying you have a shrunken shriveled meth penis b
go ahead circle into my power
>fucking amateur wrestling
That doesn't sound like something I would say, or anyone would ever say really
do the words make a man or the men make the words? ask the founding fathers
my penis? I wish it was long and flexible enough to fuck my own ass
>>156953529How do we know it was him and not some other anon stealing his name to make this embarrassing revelation?
>>156953656I'll do it to get away from your crisp jab and to bait a cross that I will slip and counter
Belal vs Colby at RAF is simply promotion for their final MMA retirement fight. A commercial, essentially.It will obviously end in a baw gawd brawl before either can score a point, then PooFC will sign Colby for a 1 fight contract and they'll main event a live fight night.
>>156954175converted southpaw. gonna be a long night
>>156954090
>>156954605I saw a video of some black guy doing this not too long ago
>>156954506*feints a jab**shoots*
when hammers become nails!
>>156943708Based, vainkah brother
rip dark daddies and wakanda warriors
>>156950624>2027Max 3>2028Floyd 2 in Zuffa boxing>2030Jake Paul>2036dies in a car crash
>>156954605Once I got to the point where I could almost suck it but then I realised how fucking gay it is
>>156953194>>156953339I dont reddit joke, irony boy or friend simulate here, fat boy. Get lost, freak
>>156954605he sure has a way of sweetening everything up
>>156954867Kamaru got more CTE in this one fight than his entire career, and he still cried to the ref about 4 times what a faggot bitch
>>156954144You can just tell if you've been here long enough. For instance who else would post about shitting themselves from eating popcorn? Only Sneed b.
which female fighters personal toilet would you want to be? for me its Alexa Grasso
>>156954867>Tanks all of them at age 40Heart personified.
>>156954867that knee should have put him out
Why Dricus didn't go for the finish? He said his coach would tase him for trying to finish Strickland when he broke his nose. Also like in the Jizzy fight he took half of round three off, does he have a gas tank problem that he is trying to manage?
>>156955430bea malecki b
>>156954766*smirks* *hits suplex*
>>156955086catch this right hand and meet Jesus, you need it faggot
HEEEEEEEEM
>>156956010she looks like Jason Mewes b
>>156955961Dricus is enormous for 185, so he probably does have cardio problems after making such a big cut. He's world class at managing it effectively though. You don't win a decision over Strickland twice if you're bad at pacing yourself. He didn't gas out against Usman until the last minute of round 5
Tibau vs DDP
Could I beat dricus?Absolutely.
>>156956852Shut up, Imavov
>>156956964You're wrong I'm not Imavov. He would never hang out here
>>156956376strong sons b
>>156957409I think you'd be surprised
As time progresses I understand the power you carry in your weapons and how to watch them
with a fucking beerinhishand
Hasbulla better be at the Islam fight. Midgets like him probably dont live to 50
Hasbulla Invitational and Midget Awareness Benefit
putting Hasbulla in my ass
>>156958999thats a paramount plus
>>156958707pretty sure Jon fucked hasbulla to death he's been missing ever since that video
daddybulla living rent free
>>156959347>Jaime pull up Mike Tyson nibbling on Hasbulla ear>not that one>tha->that one>check this out
>>156943132
the world doesnt have to be like this
hasbulla served on a bed of lettuce with an apple in his mouth
>>156958247
Hasbulla on a plater, call it a small meal
>>156957743i'm at an age where i'm rarely surprised
Shakira still got it
I really really hate that Iran has messed up all those cool saudi cards
>>156962267Palg milf
buncha michael chandler sons on my screen, feel like im seeing niggers
>>156962804>makes you feel paranoid and anxious>makes you cough your lungs up>smells like fucking fecesDUDE WEED LMAO
>>156955285Colby hurt Usman more than Dricus did
>>156962601>blaming war for ufc not even having a good card for the camel jockeys
only good cards are apex cards
>>156963371Colby never hurt Usman. He stumbled a couple times and Colbycels latched onto it. Dricus had him doing the chicken dance.
chasing hasbulla around with a pair of hedge clippers
You know what? UFC is only good if you're invested in the fighters. Obviously that's not enough but it is the most important criteria I think. That's why I almost always bet money, it's a good way to artificially make me care about these retards
>>156964742Chasing Hasbulla with Jon Jones bbc
I am beyond dark here. I am staring the Devil in his face. https://youtu.be/6-FvRftumn4
>>156962081*heems you*heh, guess you didn't see that one coming
My head gaskets gone. Destroyed.
strap Hasbulla to a wagon and launch it off a cliff
use drones to suspend Hasbulla for killer whales to inspect
Killer whales would be dangerous in the octagon. Fill it with water and what stops them from beating everyone
Murdering Hasbulla
Cheesy Bean Spud is gone. Destroyed.
Hasbulla Sacrificed on Paramount+ Pre Show
Championship fight where the loser becomes the new champion
Laura Sanko kicks Hasbullas Head off LIVE!
axe kick hasbulla collapsing his soft spot into his brains
>>156966043Jiri would still find a way to let gold slip away
make Hasbulla work a twelve hour shift and listen to him complain
give me blanchy
You know what would be classy? MMA with tuxedos
Hasbulla chainsaw prank gone wrong
spiking hasbulla dome first into the pavement like a touchdown celebration then hitting the griddy
>>156966568mma with responsibility. let: try that first :’)
i refuse to post insane sick shit about hasbulla
slash Hasbullas tires and negatively impact his transportation
>>156966770what would that look like
>>156966830wishing Hasbulla nothing but the best while thinking of sick shit
shove hasbulla up josh hokits ass
>>156966986UFC 100
>>156967278and you'd hear hasbulla's high pitched screams every time hokits farts
Hasbulla but built like Ken Shamrock
Hasbulla cage side but in a full body cast
Gooby's comeback at 40 yo post ACL recovery will be schaubesque
throat raping hasbulla so hard his skull is destroyed
Hasbulla with normal legs and midget everything else
Graciously loving Hasbulla for decades
>>156968263i would every single one of them
waffle stomping hasbulla through a sewer grate
Skeet shooting hasbulla at the gun range
alright fellas the joke has run its course
chaining hasbulla to the front of a semi like a teddy bear and driving cross country
>>156968623Would not should
prime keith hackney punching hasbulla in his baby balls until he dies
spearing hasbulla at range with an atlatl
watching the World Cup thinking of Herb Dean
Winner of Imavov vs Pyfer should fight dricus and then whoever wins fights Sean . Let Khamzat be inactive for a year or two
>>156969909Division is weak enough DDP will sit out until he gets a title shot
>>156943132Fuck Dana
>>156969858love that everyone boos Herb now, he should play into it and become a mega heel ref
>>156970163youre banned bud
Herb Dean waving off the fight before the glove touch and declaring himself the winner, imagine the heat
the vagina just walked in
Bucket list: creampie every WMMA
>>156970475What's his swedish name
>>156970250>heard you got soft herb>let them finish >the fans deserve a winner
putting hasbulla in a magnum condom
For real though porn is bad for you
hasbulla getting dry dicked to death by donald trump on epsteins island
punting your skull and crushing your spirit
>>156943132braaaaap
question mark kick, leave them with only answers.
Kick you in the dick, leave you in shambles
Make you scramble, not worth your gamble
Circumcises you to teach you a lesson
King Green LW Champ
Imagine what's going through Usman's head. You know how antiwhite he is and especially in case of Dricus with the Africa thing going on. He never hated losing this much.
>>156972090he probably could beat garth like 3 times outta 10
Doctor of Thuganomics
Was Buffer in Oklahoma last night? He's at the world cup right now doing some announcing. He did another game I watched too, I think England Argentina.
>>156972099he didn’t hate it that bad or he might’ve tried wrestling or throwing a few strikes
>>156972099Usdaddy won
>>156972099>You know how antiwhite he is>trains with garth>his coach is wittman
>>156972363>He's at the world cup right now doing some announcing.God I hate Bruce Buffer's faggot ass
>>156972670>loses
If God is real why does he have to take goobeys acl? Isn't the miniscus enough to send a message?
>>156975871That's my girlfriend who fucks women all day and doesn't let me smash
>>156972670This.
>>156976301cock hungry stare
DO NOT pay gooby with raw gold, give firecrotch the official irish coins, if he gets gold, he'll melt it and turn it into an idol for his funkopop ig memes
mfw I could probably beat the shit out of the entire featherweight division
Just how shit is arman
>>156970690mazz was the GOAT and made DUMBFUCK GOOF Dana seethe like no other>COME AWN BRANG IT AWN!
NO TALKING NICK!
>>156972099Usman will never be able to do the Wakanda arm pose again without crying.
>>156980111D1 Shartles might actually beat him
>>156943132Blanchfield nails that first-chick-to-give-you-a-handjob aesthetic.
>>156954216obviously, but the Colbyster himself should attempt an hailmary, offer a rematch in the UFC to Arman at lw and try to snatch the titleshot away from him
>>156980111Let's see>fights once a year>hasn't been able to submit or ko a single decent opponent>just lost to fucking old man colby>broke his neck trying to impress nina>spends his time livestreaming with nina and that scum of the earth industry plant neonHe's trash, not belt material at least not gold belt material.
>>156948265We don’t sign our posts here.
bye bye thread haha
I forgot arman blew his bussy out jestermaxxxing for nina
python skin. You ever seen a python /heem/? Sometin yor bum ass could never afford
>>156985411See a lot of pythons in Somalia lad?
>>156985411Your mother has seen my python plenty of times
bump
>>156984324anulo mufa
>>156985411I fucked your mom, b.
GTFIH YOU ARGIE CUNT TAKE YOUR LASHINGS
Justin's walkout has leakedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D6USHQMFDE
>>156984229>>156985782>>156986078Yous are dead in that octagon saturday night
Lol pissi kwabtini
I’m worried for Argentina, their economy just crashed and now this
>>156988549in that case I has sour belly I cannot fite
>>156988549in that case I has sour belly brazza and cannot fite
still take argie over soivenia
Slovene cunt
>>156988944you'll change your choon when they take their islands back
Oh no…
>>156990617I'm scared.
Anyway
in his absence
Milei will need to ask Helwani for some money
>>156991124What's happening here, I only watch heems.Why does soccer seem so fucking fruity? Is this guy trying to do a high level tattle?
>>156989065>>156989443Mountain hillbillies I call yous
>>156991608so it starts with a Brazilian player that if you drew a realistic portrait of you'd be called racist...
>>156991608i think there is a rule that forbids you from speaking while covering your mouth because then cameras can't catch wether you're saying regular shit or racist shit. Messi just bitched out because this is his last world cup and his team is losing
>>156991608yes he is tattling on the other individual for covering his mouth while speaking, banned as part of the larger modern anti racist and bullying protocol of the once beautiful sport, still this is extremely gay even by the loose standards of football
this still up? fuck I feel bad for you retards not being skilled like me
Absolute plebbit shit how embarrassing
The winner takes it allThe loser has to fallIt's simple and it's plainWhy should I complain?
>>156992715you think I'm just gonna sit here and let you bump /heem/ off the board, soccerfags?
crazy to think we have seen the muh rules meta evolve from ole tommy turdhead to poatan and now international footballers are using modified salford specials in main events
>>156992733i had chuckled at that thread don't be a miser this is a victory for europe as a whole
>>156992889dont ever say I watch that shit
The gods may throw a diceTheir minds as cold as iceAnd someone way down hereLoses someone dear
>>156993413It’s contrived and plebbity and I will not praise the moderators for anything
Just found out DC is a coon. Disappointed.
you see me? U C me?
SO THE WINNER.TAKES IT ALL
DC is Black
>>156993958AND THE LOSERHAS TO FALL
>>156994148Hes a coon. He hates other blacks and prefers the company of whites
>>156993697it is awfully reddit but we might be free for even just a minute>edit: it won't let me upload the butthole testing another image
>>156992733I feel for Argentina. They are slaves to neocolonialist Israel just like us, but worse.
>>156994380blatantly untrue if you listen to his commentary
I cant be around black people. Ill fight and fuck them (female) but keep me away from more than 1.5
Dude...I'm gonna get stoned and watch Clarkson's Farm tonight, and it's raining I got my watermelon vape and some coca cola it's amazing right now
Uncle Tom ass nigga prob voted Trump
how incredibly gay
>>156994615Israel has a right to defend itself.
>>156993958>>156994161damn....
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/w_EnF5Kb5UQ
>>156994637break a leg as they say
>>156994855my balls have a right to your forehead
>>156994615Khabitch saw millions of Palestinians being genocided and decided to scam the survivors.
Muslims and Jews always make things about them
>>156994637What can i say...let's go for that
Bobby Green is the only authentically black person in the UFC
fr though ufc veteran paige vanzant's anus is on some kind of list and there's all sorts of holes doing all sorts of tomfoolery here at least once an hour while the wonk is awake
I am officially inside DC's mind, controlling his every movement and thoughts. Don't forgrt to tune in this week-end for an EXPLOSIVE surprise
>>156995792my gosh I wish I could comfort him
>>156991865>>156992123>>156992581That is simply the faggiest shit I've heard of. How can anyone watch this and be a fan of these bitches? let alone watch these dorks kick a ball around and pretend to get hurt.
well if i can't post the beautiful then i will have to post the grotesque avert your monitors heem this one is nasty
The volume of Holloway but without the chinHe should be locked in a gym all day training his neck muscle
>>156995792Why are you obsessed with some guy just because he acted zesty in a Tito's Cantina advertisement?
>>156995823> I am officially inside DC's mind>controlling his every movement >and thoughts>Don't forgrt to tune in this weekend for an EXPLOSIVE surprise
>>156991724im an actual hillbilly from TN I'd drag the brazzas in the woods fuck their ass and make them humble while reeking of whiskey
>>156995792is he talmbout bugle or kirk formerly lucid
Khanigger.
>>156996203Youre why I carry a gun. Punches dont work with the backwoods rapists
>>156996277charlie olives
>>156996386of course you're right are patriot is a real heemster bet he doesn't watch anything else
>>156996056
>>156996138Exclusive picture of me inside DC's mindspace
>>156996370we usually have guns too but prefer rapey hijinx and yelling WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO when our blood gets up
>>156996056he's hot as fuck
which ufc fighters are adult virgins
>>156996052Twinkle ova here.I'd honestly beat the shit out of him
>>156996044Erdaddy gets my pigclitty so leaky...
SAY THE LINE, TABATHA RICCI
>>156997221me. ohhh UFC fighters? none
>>156997221Max Holloway.
>>156997221Justin Gaethje
Europeans are a bunch of faggot
>>156997937How can our resident frog ever show his face here again?
>>156997937it's precisely because of variations like this that we kick your ass every world cup
>>156998461you just lost to fucking england b
>>156997937The future is just going to be a big global Brazil. Society ran by women and faggots, filled with crime and filth. Being normal will be made illegal too
>>156998647And what a loss it was, burgers would never
>>156943132WOAAAAHHEEM BLANCHY
Bogdan and Walker excellence incoming this weekAGPkalaev is gonna prolapse
>>156998155fine post
>>156997568Unironically thisI truly think he just wants to hang out with his dog, heem dorks, and play bideogamesWe have NEVER seen Justin express sexuality or attraction
>>156998461>kick your ass>at kicking a ballReminder the only frenchman left on earth got beat the fuck down by an american with no hips, and he's never been the same since
>>156944916Still would but definitely would keep it a secret
>>156998461Cope you fruitcake. France is cooked.
>>156999107benoit is clearly nafri turk at best
>>156945382you still shoot at least once, to try
>>156998889The card is all central Asian Muslims. Why tf can’t actual middle eastern Arabs come up with a fighter? Is belal truly the best their entire race can do?
>>156999389bad nutrition and inbreeding, look into it
>>156946229Respectable. I definitely recommend anyone buying gta6 buy atleast 1 share of TTWO.
>>156947535DC redeemed himself with this reaction
>>156999626this nigga bout queer as a 3 dollar bill
>>156947535This raises the question: is kissing other men gay?
>>156999526Can’t be inbreeding, that didn’t stop Khabib, Islam, or Khamzat
no offense to/heem/ but idgaf about your gay ass politics and what country is cooked or not. I just don't respect your opinions because you are here. So when you be talking shit about the gays and snowflakes and your culture disappearing it's just noise to me. Peace out.
>>157000174honestly? respect
>>157000174Quintessentially French
>>156999626Thats it im voting Democrat
>>156999626*tap tap*
>>157000523i don’t have the kickboxing accolades of pereira but if im in that situation im putting my hands up
>>157000174I don’t blame you for trying to ignore it. We’re probably going to have camp of the saints happen irl in a few decades tho
>>157000402some yall niggas be playing countryball online when in real life you're 30 with no kids no future. Some yall niggas don't realize you ain't the top 15 ranked unc training for one last dance nigga you the 34yo on a 3 fight loss streak they finna feed to the young lions. Niggas be 5-20 in pfl talmbout ufc debut walkout song choices on reddit lmao that's who some yall are when youdeviate from mma and bring up "societal regression" nigga fuck outta here witchu bitch ass
the cup is over
>>157001283must have sucked balls if /heem/ survived through it
>>157001286looks like dumb and dumber the spanish remake
>>157001086All doo respect b I have a wife and three kids and I'm in a epsom bath right now you cannot upset me.
>>157000693How mant hats and clothes he has that says patriot or has an American flag?
on the subject my walkout song would be death grips - hacker
my walkout song would be an audio compilation of japanese women orgasming with really high pitched screams
>>157001286Two niggers.
>>157001571False premise.
Gonna bet on bogdan desu
>>157001086>french fairy pretending he's above it all and projecting that we all must be losers just cause he isI love shitposting on /heem/ brudda, that doesn't mean my life isn't RAD. Now stop being a schaub and have fun
My walkout would be At Doom's Gate aka E1M1I'd have to run out like ronda, but it'd be worth it
>>157001993I would have tanked that shit
>>157001993Poor poor lil frnk boy
>>157001286got to thank finland for jinxing pessi on this world cup , someone should reward him with a swedish bvll for his efforts
BREAKING: Mike Perry has been removed from the BKFC roster after it was discovered that he does not have a felony conviction on record
>>157002390the payment was made in advance
>>157002161>>157002190
I broke the rules, 'cause this bitch a witness, plus I just popped dude (just popped dude)But she ain't cryin', plus this ho was smilin' and this bitch looked cute (and this bitch slide out)So we slide out, I'm checkin' my mirrors, made it to the house (huh, what? Yeah)Told her, "Hop out", she say that she hungry, I nod back, "No doubt" (I nod back)"I know you mad 'cause I smoked yo' man, left him on the curb" (yeah, left him on the curb)She started laughin', she say, "Fuck that nigga, he from 63rd"
>>157002509tankable. I would be such a menace in bare knuckle...if only I cared
make one you idiots we'll drown
>>157002755one shot
>>157002716>plus I just popped a dude
>>157002776I'm taking heem into deep waters
>>157002776good
>>157002507come to think of it the "slovenian" anon was a pessi stan as well right? and he's been on a jinx streak as well not even messi can deal with that ammount of mufa
>>157002819Bodyshots? I eat those for breakfast
>>1570029032 minutes til a Bones thread
>>157002117cringed
>>157002992this thread will be archived before that
>>157002950wait what i'm not a messicel now you're confused
>>1570030781 minute
hahaha dead sport and dead thread hahahahaahahaha
i'm going to sleep, wake me up when Tony Ferguson's come back fight is announced
>>157003213
>>157003090you're something worse than that b
