>>156943132
flaind
Tomdoesn't WEARDIAPERS~~~~~~~
>>157003213
this is the thread
>>157003213Fuck Dana
the 'caco has resorted to archiveposting
>>157003414wooow some can heemed another can? I NEED to watch this!
>>157003414I thought ufc gloves give you more KO power because the power of the punch gets more focused when it impacts. So why is every BKFC fight I see the most brutal knockout like this
>>157003304>>157003414folded like a chair heems are the best ngl
Where do we go from here, no love bros?
/heem/ survived the WC final without being archived, we're truly men amongst men
>>157003974I like lifted off your feet heems that heem you so hard you're just smiling in in ecstasy
>the power of the punch gets more focused when it impacts
>>157003649you mean there's more than one finnish anon having homosexual fantasies with a Thiago Santos rape victim? jeez what a travesty of a nation b, no wonder you cannot produce a single athletes capable of competing across all of combat sports to the point that the finnish pillowtap GOAT is a woman
>>157003807Yes
my walkout?why it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rRssnjWBmAof course
>>157004255Remember when the TILLRILLA heemed THE Puke Rockedcold?
>>157004163
>>157004163Peon's smile and optimism status? HEEMED
Looks like valter walker loses this week
>>157004437>>157004442FUCK I LOVE THIS SEMEN SLURPING SPORT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY WOULD ANYONE WATCH SOMEONE PLAY WITH A BALL WHEN YOU COULD JUST HEEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHIf prates loses before he gets a title shot I will literally kill myself and be done with this semen slurping """"""sport""""""
>>157003940Bare knuckle hits the hardest due to the bare knuckle
>>157004375Rockhold is a champion forever :)
>>157003940The gloves do give more power but they're also slower. Bare knuck you will often get hit by something you're not even prepared for, ergo a instant heeming.With gloves you see more thump and crumble into a TKO because it's just chunking off their health bar.
It is a game of hitting and not getting hit yeah
Why are there a bunch of bumfight videos in my heem thread?
>>157005043excessive back hair is the surest sign of a dive
Gloves have more DPS + armor but KNUCK has higher critical rate + self damage + bleed stat?
>>157005248close your eyes ill put you out
>>157005384You couldn't put out a candle b
Armor + two handed axe = critical combat
>>157005384There's always been a je ne sais quoi about Big Ben, and I can't put into words, but I appreciate him being a part of the universal order of heems and will be sad when I no longer see him starching bums
>>157005427you couldnt stop me if you trained and tried
the only reason to like jon jones is how he raped cereal
>>157005580you dont believe that
>>157005580I like Jon because I truly believe he's not lying and playing a character when he tries to be a good guy, he just fucking sucks at not being a piece of shit like me
>>157005580That was very funny
Jon Jones is a good flawed dude. Lebron James is a bad flawed dude.Levels.
goyd outa your minds
>FLW-Van>BW-Yan>FW-Volk>LW-Justin>WW-Islem >MW-Fagland>LHW-OneKnee>HW-Tom>ICHW-Gane….its pretty bad
>>157005840>>157005971I unironically held pads for him in queensland a few years ago and he taught me some cool tricks about framing off your opponenthes a really nice guy irl and even had a beer with a few of us after training
>>157006183
look out for a kid named darwin pena
>>157006387He’s a big fan of hurting his opponent. Goat for a reason always sharing the sweet science, thats a leader.
look out for the aunt jemima kid
Soccer over back to gane spam
I'm braising some beef tendon in my homemade bone broth finna be eating in about 5 hours
>>157006668Remember the cheeky shoulder dislocation he gave to Glover? crafty craftyThen we got low test juicemonkies like Vitor who are scared to hurt him and let go of armbars
I'll just be straight up. I want to suck Holly Holm's meng.
goyfc
petition to give hasbulla a 500mg gummy just to see what happens
>>157005580>trying to low blow a guy whose testicles have shrinked to molecular level due to steroid abusewhat did monsieur gane mean by this
Jon Jones is always trying to become a better version of himself. Luke Thomas grew a beard to hide his fat neck.
we get it you're jealous of Luke's pristine and majestic facial hair. get over it man.
>>157007290Well you see, you have to have a very high IQ to understand BON GAYMAN. I mean who the heck does a leg lock to Franciois Nugubu?!?! Genius
Just read the gooby update post. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt because he's my boy but I fear the level of cope is reaching levels of concern.
>>157007655How could it be cope though? We literally saw his legs heem themselves twice now. It's not his fault
>>157007713The part about him being saved from the after party
kept muh sobriety m8 n dah devil was tempin me wit’it all yeah
God exploded me leg to stop me from getting right sniffed yea. True son of God oIyam
>>157003294
>>157007752But it's true. Quite a hearty test of his faith to remain true even in despair
>>157008012Wait he's Godpilled?How can you be sweet and believe that God doesn't abhor you?
Con Air McGregor
>>157008026Yea I'll give that to him
>>157008092Conservativeant is a fuckin finook?
me and some guys are gang raping hasbulla to death tonight
>>157008092he's not gay he's just zesty. he has a wife.
running security for Hasbulla on new years day
Brazza I never use creatine before
Colbeast status?
I cahnt see...
tommy mcmillen is HIM
Tom double legging and heeming gane would be the most satisfying conclusion
kids got the moves but can he go to deep waters
it’s up
>>157006668He is very empathetic when training, he rocked up to our no name gym.with no camera or anything and was heaps polite. Its crazy how he can adjust his strength to not hurt you like he knows what you can handle and hes the nicest bloke youll ever meet.Smart cunt too
>>157008854Le gaped GTA man has spoken
>>157008854oh no, I swam earlier this morning :(
>>157008994i would’ve swung his jaw and left him sleeping on the mat just cuz
>>157009175can you explain what you mean by that
>>157008625the output was insane, but he was way open for some shots all during the fight. He's gonna get heemed by the first guy he goes up against with KO power
>>157009358Yep, sure can
>>157009081I almost used this for the OP
>>157009620kekgane is based
>dickus couldn't finish a 39 year old marty despite committing multiple fouls
I'm a crafty vet
I'm kind of like Bobby Green that way
come here I show you what you are
I HAVE DESCENDED INTO MADNESS
there you are on your back again
when do ddp and usman fight?
Now that the war is done and I'm just onePlease God help me
Darkness imprisoning me all that I seeAbsolute horrorI can not live, I cannot die It's taken my whole existence
/box/ Is dead dead
Not this bussy listening to shitalleca in 2026
>>157008854He forgot to put "being raped by your dad" in the list.
>>157008854>mma>boxing >kickboxing >wrestling Its darts, always has been and always will be.
>>157011068he's trailer trash from florida, you can't expect much from these types
What’s next for Shartman?
Crazy how I pay $14 a month for Paramount+ and there are no fight night fights before 2026. Like wtf do I pay them for
>>157011363You pay to enable Ari’s luxurious lifestyle. Quite a commendable endeavour. Honestly, respect.
Them lying hoes mane
Soon
>>157011363They want you to buy fight pass goy
>>157011363I got em b.
How many months of training til we get her heeming?
>>157011522Can't wait until Tom returns to end the Gane meme for good
>>157011828This is what I get If I go to fight nights section it shows 200+ fights for 2026 and then 2025 and below it says only 5
Oh man Petr Yan vs Marcus Mcgee, now that was a fight
>>157011978Looks like she can already heem
Remember Whittaker vs De Ridder? What a card
>>157011996I'm using the prime video app, maybe there's a difference
>>157012136Hmm let me try that
Why would Chimaev or Imavov ever get a title shot over Dricus?
Sophie Cunningham is based lol
>>157012290Factual heemer.
>>157012195imanovs current run includes #11, #8, #6 and #5 ranked middleweights. dricus just earned himself a shot against a top 10 welterweight maybe sean brady
>>157012290>>157012359she fucks black fellers I've heard
let's see if dricus can solve the nick diaz puzzle
somebody was saying that conor and nick are the same age and had the same layoff and then conor went out there and threw one meme kick and died instantly just like nick
Brvtal
>>157012828So what?
>>157012828funky ben had a longer layoff and almost died during it and still performed better than conlet
FINLAND WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!
Does Denzel Freeman have Down syndrome
UFC noche lol
>>157013006time is a flat circle or something
>>157012738See>>157013006
i reckon a percentage of the tragedy is fighters buying into the mixed martial arts meme, thinking their physicality isn't all that important compared to their skills. they learn new things in the gym and think that's enough to carry them in a fight at the highest level.
we’re here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i-bjvxG5Cg
>Islam card has two women fights on the main cardWho fucking greenlit that?
>>157013224I have no problem with it personally. My sons are black.
>>157013332Hoenstly? Respect.
>>157013287We see smaller guys win fights all the time
>>157013315He's retiring after this they don't want to promote him too much
Im half black, from the waist down
>>157013464it's about the athleticism. it's the reason dricus could get in the cage out of camp and beat up an average blob heavyweight. in fact it's why hokit is at the top of heavyweight now despite being the size of fat strickland.
Just how unusual IS marwan "freaky" rahiki?
>>157013605Arent you unemployed?
>>157013897Who told you I was unemployed?
dan hooker one minute fights new episode
>>157014041World cup edition
Former UFC fighter Cameron Smotherman gets knocked down by a headkick and put to sleep in a choke by Jay Alderete Cameron tried running back in the cage to fight his opponent He was held down by security Adrian Yanez says Jay Alderete was flipping off and saying “f*ck you” to Cameron’s mom Fury FC today
Mencia to Rogan: "I stole Bobby Lee's joke. You stole Schaub's."
>reddit spacing
>>157012195Outside of Strickland Dricus hasn't beaten a currently ranked middleweight Unironically, he should fight Brendan Allen
Dricus vs Pyfer so we can have a passing of the torch retard fight
MMA saved my life
>>157012738And she's probably a tranny too.jpg
>>157014737This makes no sense, they're not even close to the same level of based retardationPyfer could never headbutt someone in the hip
>>157014650just how forgotten is the last stylebender...
>>157014650And who the fuck did Khamzat beat, the corpse of Whittaker?
>AAAAAAAAAH DAD SAVE ME
ColBEAST is the realest nigga alive
>OH GOD NOT THE CRAFTY VETERAN OIL CHECK, HELP ME BRAZZAS
>>157014939lol
>heem is more excited by sideshow wrestling than the PooEffCeetelling, I fear
>>157014877Dricus Really the title shot should go to Imavov but it won't because of politics
>OH ALLAH FORGIVE ME IT FEELS TOO GOOD, I'M NOT IN CONTROL OF MY PROSTATE ANYMORE, BREED ME, COLBEAST!!!
>>157015041arman cygan is an actual catholic, thoughbeit
>>157015041No, but seriously why is he making this face? He literally looks like a woman getting an orgasm
okay hear me out... dricus vs sodiq yusuff
>>157015041Arman is more likely to pray to Putin, he's Armenian
Imavov just ain't a drawl b
>>157015041Lollums
>>157015071I know, I know. I just wanted his monologue to sound like the brazzas so I had to make a choice and I made it. maybe you would have zagged instead of zigged but I'm a zigger
>>157015118based zigger
>>157015082>suckdiq Poosuff
>Baseddick poosniff
>>157015176>>157015150Poostuff as in he's packing shit as in his wiener is pressing down on doodoo feces because he has gay sex? How about that ?
You guys are pretty cool. Hope everyone had a good weekend.
Dricus fights like a queer
Did Dricus or Ossman mention anything about Africa during the leadup to the fight?
>>157015205What the hell?
>>157015236No, Dricus already made his point and Kamarpoo Poopsman was terrified of trying to start another race war and get BLEACHED in front of Oklahoma, then slink back to his podcast and get asked what happened by Henry. He was still thinking it though, you could tell Snoozeman was full of venom and seething that Dickus whooped his fucking ass
>enters the thread
Oh so you guys don't like Metallica anymore? Alright cool.
>>157015024to be fair the matchups in these sideshows are crazy. stuff the ufc lacks the courage to do.
>>157015372Shut the fuck up faggot>*wrestles you*
Armdaddy won, is a billionaire, has his own private jet, and fucks Nina Drama raw in it every dayMeanwhile Colbitch is poor, broke,.a homosexual, and has to do gay energy drink ads to put money on the table.
Colby said "nigga" at the RAF presser
>>157015489You can never win if you literally lost control of your prostate
>ArmdaddyMore like Armpiggy, yuck!
>>157015489>fucks Nina Drama raw in it every day>Also Sean does>and Dana does>and Tomala fingers her>and she was in pornSeriously who hasn't rooted around and pitter patter jabbed her cervix at this point
>>157015581>>157015489Wtf is wrong with this bitch, she also cummed on ConorWhy does she only fuk wit ytbois? she racist?
>strickland vs imavov ASAP>dricus vs winner (hopefully imavov desu)>khamzat vs winner of thatthis would work fine if these dudes weren't fighting once every 5 years
>>157015629>strickland vs imavov ASAP>dricus gets to fight Sean for an ez win 3 times in a row>Khumshot gets to sit out the entire time and get a title shot for no reasonWe got a real Hunter Campbell here
Somebody get this wizz kid in front of Dana White ASAP
Who does this guy think he is albert epstein?
>>157015669it's called making the best of a bad situation
>>157015735>listen Aljo I'm not saying I'll fucking break your legs and send you to the apex but I am saying that if you don't get Ko'd by Sean I will fucking kill you
>Who does this guy think he is albert epstein?
>>157015767Sup spoido
He's revved
>Sup spoido
>>157015798Afraid so
Galactic throat goat
>Afraid so
Nice selfie btw
>>157015863Who is the Throatzilla of MMA?
How we feeling about next week's card bros?
>Nice selfie btw
>>157015965Fucking GRIM>steve egg
>>157015372blud said "anymore"
>>157015965Chills.
>>157016012I fucking hate Chanco so much, lads. You literally couldn't fathom it
day 7 of nofap. my penis is healing. my mind is healing. most importantly my soul is healing. god bless.
>>157016057
>>157016057Whats the point? Youre just gonna cum yourslef in yuor sleep and wake up in an mess. You really think thats an better loife?
>>157016057I haven't jayed off in like 5 years. I would quite literally heem all of you dead. That's it, DONE!I have dropped many loads in spussy though.
Is he the only coach who isn't a skinny and/or fat dork fraud who you cannot imagine ever having heemed anybody?
>>157016122it's more about cutting out porn and jerking off will only enable me to look at porn. I have to heal this sickness before it's too late.
>>157004101Did he retire or was it not clear? I think the only thing the UFC can do with him is feed him softball matchups, but they probably don't feel like that would justify his contract
Is Sean, Kumshit, Dickus really just Scissors, Rock, Paper?That mixed with the fact that doos like Cannonqueer can be in the top 10 really cements to me that Middleweight is fucking finished
>>157015082we WILL be avenged
post your height and armspan. >6'>6'6''
my post-fight speech>Well Joe I guess the more things change the more they stay the same hehe
>>157016418>176cm>35cm
>>157016338you won't believe it till you see it but dricus brutalizes zitzat in the rematch
>>157016418>5'11>68 inchesayy brudda but at da end of da day it is what is and we gon heem you on satta day nite baybee
>>157016456it's weird, I'm australian and we usually use cm here for this kind of stuff but using cm makes no sense to me. I actually prefer the american feet and inches.Miles? yards? that shit can fuck off, that gets confusing - but feet and inches makes a lot of sense to me and seems more practical
hey I'm not gonna do this interview. nah it's gonna be an aspinall fest.
>>1570164187 feet tall and 70 inch reach; a perfect ratio
>>157016576You see, a yard is 3 feetGlad I could help, bud*heems you*-Translators note: we use bud instead of mate
>>157016012Erceg's had quite a fall from the top. I don't rate Temirov that highly either, but it should be a decent fight. Hopefully we get a finish. >Ankalaev/Guskov>Dulatov highlight reel setup >Rzepecki/Chanco>Valter heel hook streak>Hanyak/Said>Tuchalov prospect showcase>Aliev/DavisThese look pretty good
>>157016652
>>157016663I understand you're not the average cazzie, but these do not look good, we are done with the Caucasian era and I'm really not looking forward to pakistanis hyping up LE CHANCOStar Egg will make the comeback though, believe you me
look all i'm gonna say is,,, if someone had bet a fuck ton of money on khamzat via decision,,, they would have made an insane amount of money. but imagine you're throwing a fight and you've got a lot of pride, so you want to find a way to "wink at the camera" and reveal the truth. well?
>>157016778I swear he rocked Kumshit at one point tooLike the very first moment that they were allowed to strike instead of taptap crucifix, he just fred flinstoned the fuck out of himSidenote, I always thought classic coca cola was boring but now that I'm late 20's I understand why Chael would drink them after a weight cut
now that semenslurpingball is over, /heem/ will be mainstream right, r-right guys?
>>157016863It's crazy how some people can hide how fucking bald and norwooded they are just with a little Nathan Drake floof. It really tricks the eye. Mini Mike bros....should we go to Turkey?
>>157016576I...literally did not ask.But you're wrong, the metric system makes the most sense because you can easily imagine any every day distance or length by dividing it by either your height or your penis length or a combination of both. Mental images and computations are easier with the metric system. >buy a fridge>it says 2m>put your hand above your head around (2-Height) cm>you can imagine that difference in terms of X times your penis lengthNone of this is up for debate because I am right .
>>157016863For sure we got some superstars on the horizon b
>>157016581I see we have the exact same youtube algorithm
>>157017025thanks aridaddy
>>157017025Those are all great except for Umar/Song. Umar isn't very exciting and Song runs out of gas after 2 rounds and has no creativity
>>157016986Didn't you fucking cry and ragequit earlier when people were making fun of your faggy country ?
>>157017143I disagree, Umar can be forced to be exciting if you have anything to offer for TDDCan you imagine if THE dong gatekeeps the lil nigga
>>157017193I didn't ragequit I went to sleep because it was 1am nigga I ended up having 5 hours of sleep this morning. Anyway sweetie what's up with you?
Anyone who tells me which esoteric UFC fighter my current BoI character looks like will get 25heembux and a sniff of Meegan Andersons big goofy pussy>hint: lower weight classes
>>157017345Someone post the Woodlet buffet POV video
>>157017341Lone'er
>>157017407You're very warm but not quite there>"Esoteric refers to knowledge, concepts, or interests that are intended for or likely to be understood by only a small, specialized group of people"
>>157016778dricus broke the script for a minute there..
>>157017341 CONGRATULATIONSIt is indeed the 6ft tall flyweight Paddy HolohanHere is your very deep and smelly prize
a fighter is only as good as his team. dricus understands this and that's why he's the goat.
>>157017704>tfw Cameron Saaiman ended up being a canWe were so close, bubbas
>>157017704wish I had low bodyfat but unfortunately fast food is so tasty
>>157017768>he's so low test he can't eat whatever he wants and still be SHREDDEDPaddy the baddy genes?
>>157017752the problem is that cameron has no reach but he fights as if he can avoid punishment if he's perfect. that's just not how it works. some dudes with no reach: max holloway, justin gaethje. you can be great even with no reach, but you better get used to getting beat up. someone tell this to cameron or coach visser.
>>157017704Elliot page jumpscare
>>157017839I think on top of being low test I also am practically a dinosaur
>>157017918You don't exist?
>>157011363>payingoh my days! kek couldn't be me
Manifesting pyfer v chimaev
>>157017941Yeah because you're not allowed to pay 14 dollars for infinite PooFCI never bought a PPV once but I can say the 14 dollars is much better than the absolute DOGSHIT stream ecosystem and all it's drawbacks. Fuck I fucking love HD heems on a bigscreen
>>157011363Theyre most likely adding them it just takes time
>>157017939Correct, I'm anti-christian fake news propaganda.
>>157018015not buying your bags ari
>>157018117You literally can't DUMMY, that's my whole point
I listen to the heems on the radio
>>157017345
>>157018166Me, tooI'm too poor and stupid to watch them, so I just tune in to the MMA guru fight companion on my Motorolla and shadowbox with my earbuds in.
>>157018192Anyone else kinda feel like Jorge's got a really thin meng?
heem ded?
can't blame dricbeast for being so good that he can just toy with the highest level opponents for 5 rounds, while still hurting them regularly, pocketing every round and barely taking damage. for a tank like him to be styling on these guys like prime izzy is an incredible achievement.
>>157018283I love the MMA Guru fight companion app because it helps me learn as I enjoy the fight
>>157018299I don't really think about other mengs mengs
Anyone see THE mma Che terrorizing paddy pimbitch lately? Do we think he's actually going to fly to liverbutt to fight him?
>>157018508stop shilling nobody cares about your lame channel. you ain't guru lil bro. you'll never be gu.
>*blocks your punch*
>>157018475you need to leave
>>157018566I didn't even link the toothless jew's channel or say he's particularly interesting, I simply want to fan the flames and see him get DIAPERED by Paddington
>>157018592Isn't this the exact technique you use to tank punches in the Yakuzer games? I'm starting to think Jiri truly is THAT NIGGA
>>157018592amazing how this retard would be the current champ if he wasn't such a retard
>>157018720*heems your leg**refuses to win**stands in front of you with chin up and hands down screaming*Nothing personell bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF82rOvwd5M
>>157018836Cheesy beans
>>157018851
>>157018592wish I was like Jiri
>>157018867Do we think Tomala is packing a cheesy bean down there or a fat SPUD
It's the trvth, in fear I live sadly... only way to fix this is a triple threat octagon in a cell match, I do declare, lamentably.
>>157018933It's doubly true when you realize that Paper only beats rock due to arbitrary punk ass rules of the game. In reality rock would trash paper as well as scissors, but alas they would never allow dickus to HEEM a grounded opponent or go past the 25 minutes of laying to drag KUMBUTT into deep walderz
Is petr yan really going to try to fight after having a lower lumbar surgery thats kinda a death blow
>>157018475Fuck off. Respectfully.
>>157018592His witch wife nerfed him
>>157019192He barely uses his lumbar anyway. The only thing he needs surgery on is his mongoloid 30 percent chink brain so he can stop taking the first half of the fight off to "download the data" because if I have to go back to the merab era I'm killing myself. I don't even see the contrarians here doing a liking merab gimmick where they call him daddy and drool on his cock, That's how fucking bad he is. HEEM ME NOW
>>157019269Why is her skin dark? Why does she look old?Why would you be okay with your child growing up an seeing mommy's pregnancy picture is her in lingerie and you looking like a gay guy?
>>157019279Is it so hard to be not racist? Is it so hard to be an decent humen being? Food for thought.
>>157019345>be an decent humen beingNigga looks like your food for thought was dogs, nigga. Fuck you, I'd fuck you up
>>157019398Sybau nigga
>>157019412I'd fuck you up too, so go head and call more backupcause it's gon be bad
>>157019412I apperciate you man but I dont think we can take him. Im just going to give him my walet
Usman is retarded now
Lemme get them shoes too, bludSize 8? This doo got Dominic Cruz feet
>>157019571DJ must wear children's size
none of yall have the soul of a martial artist
>>157019643I have a collection of them, cause I'm Skraight knockin niggas jaws lose, hummie
>>157019571
>>157019616>"Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson wears a US Men's 9.5 shoe size. The former UFC and ONE Flyweight Champion, who stands 5'3" tall, has shared this detail when discussing his physical stature and gear in the past"I simply don't believe this. Usually someone's shoe size is how many inches past 5ft they are and you're telling me that he's passed that gap by 7? horseshit
Izzy should train with Reddit Rob. They used to be enemies but now they can be friends.
>>157019752what's the formula
>>157019705man i'm sick and tired of your bullshit, let's meet up and fight
>>157019884always the gay sex with you isn't it
>>157019013nah japs originally had it as a net or blanket and the scissors were big shears. then we made it paper because we're retarded
>>157019920Fuck off weeb retard
jared gordon lightfoot
>If we can't decide who gets the last piece of pizza we'll just have to play for it>oh yeah we'll play rock, net or blanket, big shears for it
>>157019920imagine being so butt blasted by china that you refuse to recognize paper in your kid games
>>157019977Japan heemed China with like 200 soldiers using muskets and their small cocks. Americans killed over a million of them using rusty pieces of shit from WW2. I guess my point is China isn't that big of a deal
>>157020046tell that to the nipponese b
>>157020046Would Song Yelladong still fight like normal in the ufc if we bombed the Three Gorges dam?
honestly? chama.
>>157020090Chama no chama?*anally rapes you**gets away with it*
>>157014650>All he has is two fairly recent wins over the current champ, he's pretty unproven
look I understand fighting as a concept, I get it, I've been there before, I've been in the trenches. I put my hand where it didn't belong and yeah maybe I nibbled on a nipple or two and yeah maybe the hair from the dude's chest got stuck between my teeth. But does that mean I wouldn't be able to beat up and break both physically and mentally all the bitches in this thread here? Heeeeellllll naaaaaaaaahhhh
/box/ is permaheemed...
>>157008854My aquatic Swimming brethren we shouldn't tolerate this
>>157020070no but I'll tape his eyes open and accuse him of white supremacy
me and dricus and mentally unbreakable. as long as we're conscious we will still be fighting.
I got some bad news, women in soccer are waaaaaay hotter and cuter than women in mma
DDP was quite clearly mentally broken by the ratlip fight and his performance on saturday night showed it.
Volleyball bitches where it's atHaggard Wmma monsters got nothing on them.
khamzat>life and death with usmengdricusbeast>effortless domination of usmengthere are levels
>>157020480Would you rather be a wmma giga monster coach or a voleyball team coach?
i can't go on /tv/ anymore
>>157020635the odyssey shilling has made me avoid it for awhile now b
>>157020475I was thinking this DDP took his first big loss and it changed the way he approaches fights completely, he refused to pull the trigger and heem Usman when the opportunity repeatedly presented itself This is why I appreciate Jiri, the guy has been heemed in embarrassing fashion several times because of how he approaches fights, but he'll always come back and do the exact same based retard shit in his next fight. No hesitation, no gameplanning for a decision, kill or be killed
*penetrates you with an object*
>>157020378scattered in the wind
>>157020612Volleyball girls probably come from intact families with decent male role models, so they'd be harder to groomGirls that seek out MMA are basically always from shitty home situations, probably a history of sexual abuse, much easier to groom
>>157020612Let's seeWmma coach nets you 100% grooming success but you have access only to 1 or few hoes and they are mid lookongVolleyball coach have less intimate relationship with them but you have access to more and better looking bunda. High risk high reward. Let's go for that, plus you can isolate girls to try to weasel your way in.Volleyball coach is a lot better, probably only beaten by gymnast coaching.
Please Lord let Bogdan heem AGPkalaev this week and retire him so i never have to see his inbred face again.Amen.
bitches, shut up
>>157020741>>157020837alright i think I know which career path to pursue
>>157021145oh no
>>157021145chill conor era
>>157021145a cry for help if i ever seen one
Looks like Spain won the heemcup, does that mean /box/ is allowed to exist now
>>157021378i'll do it
>>157021145That boy sweet
>>157021378>/box/ is allowed to exist nowIs it not allowed? Agpusyk xisters do something about it.
>>157021472shit was getting hairy at one point b
>>157020928He dared to be great
>>157020928man I just don't like'em
>>15702114550 year old retired skateboarder looking ahh
>>157021481Qrd?I miss going over there to talk about how great jake Paul is.
>>157021557qrd is the drought is over and /box/ is back in business! check your local catalog let's get this show started
>>157008854>literally wrestles sweaty mostly naked dudes all day for a living
>>157011169factual post
>>157021145hard 38
>>157021595Ok it's still masculine
pfft cmon herb this doo cheating help a brother out...
Who are some fighters on the down low that you just know are sweet? Starting with an obvious one
Hey hey, just one more and I'll walk awayAll the everything you win turns to nothing todayAnd I forget how to move when my mouth is this dryAnd my eyes are bursting hearts in a blood-stained skyOh, it was sweet, it was wild, and oh how weI trembled, stuck in honeyHoney, cling to me
>>157021592Boxing is not ded afterall
Usman looked annoyed at himself for getting caught the same way every time dricus threw a left kick. That's why he kept making that "you can't be serious" face every time
>>157021595literally and unironically nothing gay about that
>>157021732nigga hit da stanky leg
>Usman tanked all those strikes, dricus couldn't heem let alone drop him, how can we spin the narrative from him being a boring pillowfisted point fighter to Usman being le bad
>>157021754Another very obvious one here
>>157021909I'm 28 and I have noticeable grey hairs...better than balding though, I guess
>>157021928Even a giant mole on the tip of your nose is better than being bald.
>>157021909I've had grey hair ever since I've been a teen. Life sucks when you're constantly stressed and anxious
>>157021928i look your age at mine you look mine at yourslevels>>157021834we're playing with fire b let's see how long it lasts for
Valter is straight
rizin wins again
>>157021928Gray hairs look sovl as fuck. I’m the same age as you and my hair is like 30% gray. Looks silver from certain angles, specially if short.
strollers look sovl as fuck. i’m the same age as you and my hips are like 30% gone. Looks badass from certain angles, specially if short
Fuck you nigga
Dana always bitching about the world cup. Sit down lil bro
>>157022245just cheeky banter b i have greys in my beard
Grey hairs are cool if you wanna rock the Gibbs look
>>157022333You need to keep most of your hair into your 50s for this aesthetic to work
>>157022323It’s all love here b
I hate lopiss so much it's unreal. That fucking other retarded spic easly won the first round and all he had to do from there was to pick at the retard from range but no he decided to trade with the fucking cinderblock and got deservedly heemed like a KWABY bitch. The other problem is LW is currently utter dogshit and we might not see the gentelman losing soon. Might even win against charles
>>157022448López has never been heemed, b. Get your facts straight.
>>157022448>I hate lopiss so muchWhy?
>>157022333he looks retarded but menacing
dricus head is a cube
doo mcgee
>>157022580I dislike racism fuck you bitch
>>157022488You know why you glue sniffer
>>157022624Ahh you are balding and you are jealous of his hairline, tough luck
>>157022607shoot niggers, kikes and anti-racists in the head, then rape their women and pillage their homes
>>157022644The fuck is this gay webm?
>>157022696Bacha Bazi preparation
This post violates united states law
>>157022675Ok loser
>>157022675we don't do that here
What's our pedigree ?
Smoking with Joe in a Limo gotta be comfy as fuck though
>>157023182If he was sat there writhing and contorting his body like that I'd want out immediately
>>157022798what are the charges officer?3 accounts of being 1st degree based
Well well well
>>157004255>1st clipheemed so hard got him praying for allah
>>157021754>>157021909I've never detected anything gay or zesty about chimaev or topuria. Topuria is the quintessential normie straight guy. the real answer is payton manning and israel adesanya.
dricus becoming a giant volkanovski will have many implications
>>157023495Talbeast is having a kid
Would boy dricus if he was balding
McGregor's face card has been declined
>Official UFC account posted thisbruh
>>157023853Now I'm thinking, would rose even be pretty with long hair?
>shaddulaev vs aj mckee>rest of the card is stacked(for rizin)gonna be good
Just how powerful is Justin Gaethje?
>>157024115idk bro but something tells me he's EXTREMELY powerful. It's just a guess though
Need it or keep it?
>>157024115cant heem anyone with a decent chin but he causes damage like nobody else
>>157024174They don't look like heemers they don't have that fire inside them.But I guess for a discount islam vs jon jones this will do for now
>>157024115he hit like truck brazza
>>157024174we're gonna watch that crap here
>>157024230kek
>>157020090I’ll chama your fuckin head off dickhead
i could honestly heem everyone itt and everyone on the ufc roster toowouldnt be no thang
>>157024333fight me nigga, show yo kids nigga, show yo wife nigga, show yo face nigga
>>157024333Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>157024407geebung station, 5 minutes, be there or you forfeit by default>>157024374we dont use that word here
>>157024333>>157024407Samefag LMAO this Aussie is talking to himself hahahahahaha what a poofter CUNT
Pork chow mein, chicken chow mein, king prawn chow mein. BOSH!
>>157024434*heems you violently*
>tfw daner cornered the /box/ market in a matter of a few months>eddie heard got uhhh Ian Machado and uhhh Tomala Asspiggyhonestly? respect.
>>157024430Where are you?
>>157024464absolutely BRUTAL mogging by the boshfather
>>157024434ngl I do this all the time by hopping VPNs to make my arguments seem more agreeable.I need to get a girlfriend.
>>157024464Incredibly low T cock shame body language from Dana. Big John bodied that freak
>>157024619The fuck is wrong with you? This is not a therapy session btw.
>>157024648monitor
lmao it already hit page 10
>>157024034>>157024174Poofcsisters stay losing
>>157024619
>>157024687tbf we were pretty bad my nigga. More minorities heemed per capita than daddy deutschland btw.
>>157024669crazy nigga jumping on his downed opponent like that
>>157024707Somehow Croatia is the only balkan country that produced a UFC champion, how come?
>>157024758We have insane genetics for sports I guess. It isn't a budget thing, MMA is popular in the region, and there's a shitload of Serb heemers like Delija.Cro Cop got heemed by Brendan Schaub tho
and Steepay Mayokick is Croat only by proxy. He was born and raised in the US and barely even speaks our language, so I wouldn't really attribute his title to us.
>>157024836Dana is getting greedy not signing this guy
>>157024994He's probably in contract hell with ONE right now
>>157024994he's very clearly on twenty flavours of juice. would get saggy as soon as he entered the octagon
mysteries unfold
>>157019279Merab most likely beats petr easily now because niggas can't sprawl on merab with a surgically fused lumbar or whatever he got
>>157021838Dude was physically coping for everyone to see>nahhh he cant hit me that shit bluhGets head kicked again>fuuuuuck wtf nigga how he do that
>>157019279Yan secured the bag, dana's 10//20k doesn't matter anymore
>>157025303>the first human stock marketwut
Genuinely can't fathom how Max Holloway made it as far as he did.
>>157025456they should make a hollywood movie about him and inspire people to breed more crack babies
>>157025281It was funny and also sad, I felt a lot of empathy for that lil nigga that night>>157025456he hasn't met me that's why
listening to lady gaga and having a cry
sheit dricus you just wobbled my ass. let's take a break real quick and then we can keep going.
ain't no way this cracka finna do the same kick for the 27th time in a row, he definitely bluffin
man this shit is rigged, ain't no way this is still the first round we've been fighting for 15 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-9m_dQkpS0We're all in here
anyway I think I made my point clear. Many are saying crystal clear
>>157025682literally popped up in my feed 2 minutes agoChills
>>157025695Great minds think al- uhh...>croatia flagSimilar minds think alike
>>157025695>>157025717>admit to having gay feedsdisgusting animals also jon isn't a zesty gay or any kind of gay
>the main card muzzies are -400, -700, -525 and -275 favorites
>>157025811He's 100% gay. We're not Homophobic here so we don't hold that against him. No need to pretend.
Favorite gay fighters? Mine gotta be Jessica Nunes, Jon Jones and Jessica Andrade
The reason you call fighters gay is because you're obsessed with homosexuality. You're watching fights but talmbout butt sex. You're discussing match-ups and comparing zestiness. That's a choice. You choose to talmbout gay shit every day. You could post "I think Dricus is going to lose." but because you are obsessed with homosexuals you post "Poopy pants Dricus Du Penissucker is going to suck UsMAN's penis in the middle of the octagon." Youtubers doing these who's whomst of gay mma videos are simply monetizing your gay obsession and you're following along, mouth agape, eagerly waiting for a new name to put in your mouth. Jon Jones is the greatest fighter of all time.
Sweetden spanking the monkey to Jon Jones compilation
>>157026024Maybe you're a flambé?
>>157026178
>>157026024A lot of fighters are gay, Jordan Leavitt isn't one of them
i'm going to make it
>>157026279If Leavitt had been lower T he could have been the next Obama.
>>157026308We all are gonna make it
do NOT put /box/ in the next OP I will find you
>>157026351he's going to have died 15 years ago this august
>>157026395a pillowtap op is proven box office poison if you'll pardon the pun
>>157026458>>157026458>>157026458
