seetheviously >>157003213
shit thread
>>157026458Finally a good thread
Finally a thread with some LGBTBBQCIA++++ representaiton
ten early is a little much doo we hit bump limit here this ain't /box/
Reporting anyone who slanders Jones
>>157026665God, Pissi is such an unlikeable little nigger
Nigga w the eraserhead proportions
>>157023981fag
>>157026881Anik looks ready to give her the keys to his medicine cabinet
>>157026919
>>157027060Dana's billionaire lizard brain on full display. He cannot comprehend the working class pleasure of a fat chinky
Liian pikanenVähän likanenMielenvikanenNiinku MaradonaMaradona! Oo-oo-ou!Kesä kasikuus, kasikuus, kasikuus
>>157026633imagine the braps
>>157027060>>157027105daner r white mogged into a death camp by a retired bricklayer dear oh dear steroid and peptidesissies...
>>157026881I......I KNEEL MY KWEEN
>>157027060Fat dana was a peach, TRT dana seems bitter about everything
>>157027246he has a fucking triangle on his bald ass head
>>157027060Dana's a little light on the feet ain't he? Little pep to his step. Some spice and flair. Zest and some light sweetness even.
*enters thread*
Honestly? I'm really not ok nor cool with the whole racism and homophobia you guys display here on a daily basis.
>>157026458That's him! The guy!
>>157027060They didn't like those chinese food I see
MORTAL HEEMBAT
>>157027270Holy trt titties
>>157027715AND CHRIST WITH THE FLYING KNEE OHHHHHHH
>>157026773boomer goes through a hundred colloquialisms just to say Joe Rogan's gay
Why couldn't he do this to Volk
>>157027851That's Joe's dad, it probably hurts him too much to outright say the words 'my son's gay'
>>157027623negro
>>157027715I believe in Jesus Christ and this nigga is starting ti annoy me
You are telling me a 5'5 greek 40 year old manlet is leagues better than a young tall 28 yo prospect with fire in his hands
>>157027884Fuck you dude. Jon is a respectable African-American Homosexual.
Balkan war criminal Alexander Volkanovski
>>157027959Mullet vs crew-cut, mullet wins. Every time.
Favorite Diego Lopes quote?
>>157028187''I'm gonna throw a right cross and if it doesn't work, i'll just keep throwing it hoping it connects eventually''
>>157028187ay ay ay ay
Going against volk after downloading 25 minutes of data on him and doing worse is a beast move
Now turn away'Cause I'm awful just to see'Cause all my hair's abandoned all my bodyAll my agony
>>157028577
I traveled far and wide through many different times, what did you see there?I saw the saints with their toys, what did you see there?I saw all knowledge destroyedI traveled far and wide through many different timesI traveled far and wide to prisons of the cross, what did you see there?The power and glory of sin, what did you see there?The blood of Christ on their skins
Italy?
HiTaly
Umar is bringing that belt back where it belongs..to Sicily where it all began
>>157028315I need to see a third fight of this
He was a partisan who protected the people
OHHHHHHHH IT'S TIGHT THIS IS IT IT'S IN DEEP HE'S LOOKING FOR THE FINISH OHHH
>>157029110>You've been reading again, haven't you?
>>157029348*Translators Note: It was not tight
"Dee, I'm lost", I said, though I knew she was sleepingI'm empty and aching and I don't know why
>erm its not Muhammed its magomedThis nigga fr?
>>157029369Hypocrite bitch knows all the teams playing in northern Ireland's amateur league
I can feel old age catch up to me, how much longer will I be able to shitpost on /heem/
>>157027715you just know he hasn't even read the 4 gospels + book of acts
>>157029713Get out of here unc
>>157029860be nice you'll be as old as me one day
>>157029713stay with us unc
>>157029952I am on being the first ufc casualty in the 'gon.
>>157029964i'm getting slower, weaker, my posts are less and less funny. It will be over soon>>157030006what? i can't hear you come closer
niggas be like>heh....... theyre actually all on steroids......... just like nate said........ i am so smartthen turn around and be like>NOOOO JON IS ON STEROIDS!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS NOT THE GOAT!!!!! HE BEAT HECKIN DC ON STEROIDS SO IT DOESNT COUNT!!!!!!
>>157030084Sorry. I meant I intend on dying in the octagon
>>157030100honestly? respect
>>157030125honestly? respect
honestly? it is what it is brudda
>>157030100Wtf this is my internal monologue word for word.............
daydreaming about absurd situations and getting too heated to sleep at night, let's go for that
>>157029029>>157029098>Onlyfans logo on the back>SPICC on the frontInteresting.
>>157030312I'm almost 30 and still spend hours imagining myself singing some emotional song in an undefined, imaginary high school musical event, to the delight of my crush who finally realizes I'm more than what meets the eye.
the autism some of yall have displayed so far is inspiring, keep up the good work young bloods this unc's got yall back
>>157030357I wish we had more zesty bucks in the ufc
>>157030465>lightskinned yella niggas>bucksThe zestiest buck of all time is kamarudeen usman and he was certainly enjoying the BREAKING and BLEACHING he got a couple days ago
>>157030411I'm also almost 30 and daydream shit like that but it doesn't last long before I'm brought back to reality
>>157030510You're misinformed
>>157029369Hypocrite chad book burning enthusiast
>>157030681You can't be a buck and a lanklet dork
THIS is a buck
>>157030510I am afraid sniffing crotch and pillowfisted jabs aren't breaking nobody, Usman remains unbroken, moisturized, in his lane.
>>157030801>sniffing crotch and pillowfisted jabs aren't breaking nobody,What fight are you referring to? Even though you're gimmick posting, it wouldn't make sense as we all saw POOsman get concussed like 5 times and he was so un-moisturized that he complained to the ref about getting his ass beat too good
Zatdaddy took DDP's diapers alive
>>157030928>aliveYeah that's the whole problem, boring coward FUCK
>>157030353>INDIAN SPICE
let me bang /heem/. just let me bang bro let me bang
>>157030928Factual post sadly
>>157031033i don't remember this....
You can't be shouting about getting your belt back when you got held down for 25 minutes.
>>157031021I DO let you bang bro....
Anyone see Mighty Mouse impersonate fighters? He CRUSHED imitating Kevin Nash in 1992
>>157031130Arman won't fuck his wife because she isn't hairy enough
>>157031173short
>>157031173What happened in '92? I seem to recall it was a really hot year...
>>157030872Genuinely did not see Usman getting dominated, i saw an average 48-47 fight, yes Usman was wobbled but did any shots drop him? No, a lot of segments is him struggling with his bad knees not damage from shots
is there a gayer thread on spee than heem?i aint complaint, just wanna know where else to lurk at
>>157031389>struggling with his bad knees not damage from shots>posts a webm of him using his knees to quickly avoid legkicksDo better at your cuckgimmick, brudda
usman is poppin tren and still looks dyel
>>157031479Me fookin knee
>>157030872>he was so un-moisturized that he complained to the refNah it was an eye poke
>>157031297Sweltering
>>157031438>i aint complaintwell you sure aint compliment neither hun
thawglts on armen(lmao) vs colby?
>>157027959Always amazes me how the long reach niggas get baited into a close range fire fight with short arm niggas
colby was always good he's the mike pary of raf
you think you are safe? another weekend of violence >violenceJULY 23RD - CLANDESTINO FC: UNDERGROUND 10JULY 24TH - ONE FRIDAY FIGHTS 163JULY 24TH - FURY VS WACHJULY 24TH - KARATE COMBAT 62: ALVEY VS HALLJULY 25TH - JOSHUA VS PRENGAJULY 25TH - BKB 57 ANARCHY IN THE UK: TERRILL VS DE LA MOTTEJULY 25TH - BKFC FIGHT NIGHT URUGUAY: REYNO VS KREJCIJULY 25TH - LEVELS: LEVELS OF VIOLENCE VS HOOD FIGHTSJULY 25TH - KLAN FC 15JULY 26TH - ZUFFA BOXING 09: BERLANGA VS BUTLERJULY 27TH - GFN 1: ISRAEL VS THE WORLD
Odds that corruption re betting and peds and everyone with atar power retiring does the UFC in over the next 4-5 years?
>fish says allah 2016miracle of allah
>>157031443I'm telling you his knees were failing him mid fight, a lot of times when he was backing up his knees gave up even though nothing connected
cousin fuckin motherfuckin hidin motherfucker
knees are a myth. step in the pit
>>157031698People have been saying this since he fawlt colbee maybe he shouldn’t be fighting B? Nalt my prawblem.
>>157031559I have a couple a tree things to say about it b
Card is looking strong
>>157031816>natan levy vs banana Jizzrael bros.....I'm scared
>>157031389we scored it 48-47 for Usdaddy here
lots of Whites fighting this weekend
>>157031872You are a pedophile and we don’t care what you score it
i thought usmanfather had won until i looked at the data...
Great lineup on Helwani today. Great to see him being cordial with Colby now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CafF-xHL3Oo
Lucky jab? More like lucky kwab
>>157031933Your aoife is a towel mate
>>157031893Why do WE think he is a pedophile?Was this the sicko who was tributing mini khabib?
if I watch enough UFC will I become gay and retarded like you guys? hahaha take it easy i'm just joshin around aight peace out
topturo is gonna turn face when he comes back, watch
>>157031565>>157031627Absolute savage
>>157031893Turn on your monitor.
>>157031698He BBC musta' fallin' out he cup which why he go off balance.
>>157031893Lawrence Strickland is a pedophile
>>157032123So is spammy the muslim
>>157032123modern day samurai shit. I wonder if Jiri has a twink squire
>>157032160We cal him Spaddy the daddy here.
>>157032022>joshin around
>>157032241We call him dirty pedophile here
Why are you refusing to tell me how he's a pedophile? Are you just spammy's other personality? He's known to have deep conversations and arguments with himself before he gets revved up and drops a SKUKE (scat nuke)
kick usmans in the fucking head
>>157032292GOTTA BLAST
>>157032271We don't sign our posts here.
>>157028054Movdaddy will bring this bald FREAK to justice
>>157032264you know it baby
>w-we d-don’t sign our p-p-posts here
>>157027270the dana fitness arc was 5 years ago b... he's been fat again for a while
>>157032437>less KO's than Belel WhohammedOh nonononono
>>157032511We don't sign our posts here.
Burndaddy really has the Reformpiggies squealin' already, huh?
>New PFL vs Rizin event announced>Still no next fight announced for NemkovWhat does he do?
>>157032437
Heem Dream Supreme
>>157032567Translate
>>157032567Anne Pigecombe's granny gape rigormortussy already had them oinkin sadly
>>157032567Burndaddy? What are you on about ?
>>157032611Why do people exaggerate this shit so much? He was 23 and married a 17 year old, pretty sure that's legal anywhere in Europe and would only maybe be illegal in America
imagine the fight between cereal and jon, but instead of tapping, jon doesnt stop, chokes him unconscious and then rapes him for a solid 20m right then and there in front of everyone, wouldnt that be funny?
in alternate universe, there is no /heem/ just /mma/ and they all have civil dicussions
>>157032671piggy incels jealous of Movdaddy's sauce.
SS+GOMAD
hey usmeng i got something for ya
>>157032663JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ!Starmdaddy really hadda make dem piggies squeal one mo time!
>>157032790Damn Zatdaddy really raped the pop outta Du Piggy's hooves, huh?
>>157032671grown adults dating kids in high school is weird you little nonce
>>157032611This makes me think your squabbles with this "clozzy" fellow, are a bit disingenuous, spammy.
dricus is getting raped by khamzat again if he in his current form can even beat a healthy strickland
>>157032673I always am confused by these rape scenarios because it really hurts and also it's hard to fit your meng into a BAGINA if it's not sopping, so how is Jon supposed to fit his LBC into BonGayMan's Honhonhonhole just off the rip? Someone explain this
>>157032838Can't rape the willing.Du piggy and nasty Vasti consider Zatdaddy their honoured BBC BVLL.
>>157032822
>>157032822quite the opposite i'm horrified. the physics of the dricus power are quite disturbing. nobody does that to kamarudeen usmandeen.
WHEN I SAY RAPED PIGGY, YOU SAY OINK OINKRAPED PIGGY
Daaaamn spammy is going off today
Sisu
>>157032938>Paddy Pimblett says he won the auction for Ilia Topuria's used stoolKinda fuckin gay innit?
>>157032938did this d00 really waste 13k on a stool>?
>>157032978Which one?
>>157032989Topuria sat his sweaty ass on that chair, it's worth thousands. And it's only gonna go up once he wins back the title.
>>157033004>>157032989broke bitch alert
>>157032906Wow must've been a YUGE knockout and not some dodgy decision, huh?
Dustin getting trolled in his chat
>>15703300413k is wasted on a stool but it's money well spent on the smell of Topturro's stoolHis poopy ass if you catch my drift
Be honest you'd pick Ilia in a rematch
>>157032938KWABOTD
>>157032906How could he not put him out?
>>157033089Xhe's never getting a rematch and xer bacony boiminge belonga Daddy the Baddy I'm afraid...
>>157033036>>1570330562 bitches
Give him some of that meat!
>>157033135Only Black people can beat Usdaddy.
>>157033135>>157033050>posting twice just to suck off Usman and/or kumshit ironically>the guy who lost to Poosman and only lasted 2 rounds >who never hurt him onceShame
>>157033147Good point and might I add you totally don't sound mentally ill at all.
should dricus take this fight? we decide
>>157033169Lawrence when he caught Shota Shawna twerking in her mother's makeup and panties:
>>157033202Huh?
>>157033169
You can say what you want about Sean Strickland but you will call him undisputed UFC Champion.
>>157033210Gana Wite
>>157031816>Triple main eventThey could all be fighting at the same time in the same ring and I still shan’t be watching
>>157033210I think Brendan "All in (a dude's butt)" Allen is probably p4p the dumbest guy on the roster. I know Nate doesn't know what a gazelle is, but Brendan legit seems like he's really just a prey animal retard
We call xer Seana "Shota Clitland" Strickgaped.
>>157033361Wow must've been a YUGE knockout and not some dodgy brother stoppage, huh?
Lawrencedaddy RAPED that piggy with his BLC I'm afraid...
>>157033425Clitia quit on the stool due to uncontrollable steatorrhea squirts.
you guys really take this raped piggy shit too far sometimes
>>157033415>>157033447
>>157033455Po po Topiglet had 2nd hand Khadaddy BBC juice leakin' out xer bacon bussy...
>>157033455I've went over 20 years on this earth without hearing or seeing any mention of the term steatorrhea and right here, right now, you have made me aware via Clitiaposting
Topiglet just couldn't control herself after smelling the dried up Khaddy seed inside Gaycheesewhat a HAAAANGRY HAAAAAAANGRY piggy!
>>157033516I taught his bitch ass that word and he's been using it nonstop since.
>>157033486As I've said before, I've been gone for awhile and there was no piggyposting back when I was heeming. Is this supposed to be a racial insult or just a BDSM thing? The usual cuckposters seem to use it when cuckposting but it also seems inconsistent with others Who and why was this started?
I would have loved to see Enzo Fernandez get heemed by Justin Gaethje or by Ilia Topuria. That little rat is a disgrace.
>>157033556>>157033455skeetorrhea (he was expelling fatty bull loads from his schaubhole)
>>157033567He is truly loathsome.
>>157033564I don't get it either I just join in sometimes. It's mostly the british jeet doing it, thoughbeit
>>157033585Isn't that cheating? Since when are you allowed to knee grounded opponents?
to be fair gaethje is far bigger than ilia and ilia still almost finished him.
>>157033687You can just call him spammy, he's stopped denying it
>>157033719Grounded knees and kicks are legal so long as they don’t connect to the head.>webm unrelated
>>157033729Garth is hardly big in general though, I didn't see you coping about how YUGE shartles was when he got weemed by the little gnome. Shartles was too bigg for Max obviously, so obviously the size has nothing to do with it for Clitia
>to be fair [shit eating reddit nigger babbling]
>>157033773Holy shit prime schaub was a monster
>>157033729Yeah but Garth is a 38 year old unc who’s been put to sleep several times.
>>157033788Mad bitch
>>157032664Your COCK. Zatdaddy SUCKS IT for to the dominance here you know SAR he taste your MEAT
>>157033729um sweaty they're both exactly 155lbs big
>>157026458Why was Ilia able to integrate into Spanish society, with even right wing Spaniards loving him, but Khamzat wasn’t able to integrate into Swedish society?
>>157033729>Come to a heavier weight class>Complain about guys being bigger
If zatdaddy wants your meat then zatdaddy is gonna get your meat, and he's gonna GOBBLE IT UP!!
>>157033884Because Georgians are based and Christian.
>>157033748We call him spaddy the daddy here.He owns our pathetic piggy lives.
>>157033884Gypsia Apturia is near indistinguishable from the native spics than Khumshot is to native nords, I fear
this general is so fucking gay
>>157032790>Fakes an eyepokeHeh. Nothing personal kid.
i kinda dont think the piggy posting is funny to be all that honest with you guys
>>157033933You made that post, didn't you?
>>157033884>I wear my sunglasses at night
I DIED in a TOILET crashI CAME BACK as POO
>>157033884>healed up>wearing the darkest tint sunglasses possible at nightYeah his eyes are absolutely wonked now fer sur
>>157034030I would.
>>157033785>didn't see you coping about how YUGE shartles was when he got weemed by the little gnomehuh? it was a commendable accomplishment specifically because he went up to a higher weight class and knocked out someone bigger than him. if he went down and beat up o'malley nobody would really care.
>>157034051In the Schaubhole or the Slitia?
>>157034030
colbeast vs beastlal. real american freestyle. chills
>>157030928We do not accept you back now that Usman lost. You are not our brother. We remember the webm you posted of Usman (usdaddy as you called him) punching khamzat last week before the dupiggy usman fight. You are not getting unbanned from the brazzacord for 6 months. DMing me again to unban you wont work either.
Xadame is awfully hangry for attention from xer Spamdaddies...
Colby won.Dricus won.Strickland won.Trump won.Jesus won.
>>157034064That's my point you retardCoping that gaethje is bigger was stupid because Charles is actually yuge and it made no difference for clitia, he infact ragdolled him around. Gaychee is smaller and dyel compared to aloe vera, but Clitia got fucking mopped up
>>157034116Clearly SOMEBODY is desperate for attention, I fear...
realizing robot fights will never be as good as human fights
>>157033943Turn on ur monitor
>>157034125Charles is a lanklet crotchsniffer tho
>>157034163I assumed all the xers, xneeds, and spoids were just new names for Spammy, please explain
>Colby won.>[mutilated tranny retard space]>Dricus won.>[mutilated tranny retard space]>Strickland won.>[mutilated tranny retard space]>Trump won.>[mutilated tranny retard space]>Jesus won.
>>157034211Nah, I say how about we try to talk about combat sports instead?
>>157034198Shartles is 185 lbs in cage
can we just appreciate how Belol let Askren win so he can retire with dignity?
>>157034125he beat charles DESPITE being smaller. saying size was a nonfactor is retarded.>Gaychee is smaller and dyel compared to aloe verano.
Hey how come you guys arent at work haha
>>1570343164 weeks paid vacation my nigga.
>>157034211Xadame Armpiggy is a lonely, lonely, leathery piggy I'm afraid...
>>157034274You brought it up, gay nigga
>>157034316Why do you always try to change the topic to work instead of combat sports?
>>157034361christ what a fucking loser
>>157034307Saying that Shartles isn't bigger than gaycheese means you're in fucking candyland, I SHAN'T be conversing with you any longer, delusional, clitia coper
>>157034407Nonitor on
>>157034427doesn't really matter. all I'm saying is it's nonsensical to think that size is irrelevant in all of his future matchups because he beat one guy that was bigger than him. it is devoid of logic.
I would recommend to bet for Cody gibson in Hussein v Gibson fight this week. Hussein has had problems with taller fighters. I really do hope i'm wrong and Hussein defeats Gibson
Haha I bought a stool with your ass sweat on it. Yeah now what bitch?
the way you guys were talking i thought colby styled on arman but it was tied up for most of the match
>>157033773Washed up crocop had so bad of a glass chin that even a gust of wind would have heemed him
>>157034490He beats everyone who's bigger than him DIPSHIT
>>157034501I can't beleive you are going to be betting against "mr. finland 2.0" b you gotta have your guys back you know
>>157034784Why is there no Finnish fighters of note?And what few Finnish fighters there are get....finished?
>>157034316its 4am nigga im playing ascension wow
>>157034721Yeah armans head was tied to Colby's jock strap most of the match
>>157034811Abdul Hussein is Finnish
Its gonna be bad my nikka
>>157034829been so long I can't even tell what class you are
I tore me ACL and meniscus but I am so happy its okay I sweat I am happy for reals. I wont do drugs and be back by next summer. In the name of the holy spirit amen.
>>157034721>most of>second half of first round and 30 seconds of the second roundk
>>157034784Abba hussein is a tier above of Makwan amirkhani. Abba has a much better striking and Fight IQ. Makwan is a little bit better grappler but that's pretty much it. You cannot teach size though. If an opponent is 5 inch taller you pretty much always have an advantage in a fight. But i hope Abba wins it.
>>157034849I wanted to make a webm of this very moment cause it makes me laugh how he just effortlessly pops his head into his Colbenis during this sequence
>>157034955Maybe McGregor should learn to do drugs and drink in moderation, a healthy recreational amount of inebriation when it's reasonable to do so? That would probably be better than being a coked out monster or a sober Jesus freak weirdo who's clearly miserable. Right?
>>157034910Why does he look like George Floyd>>157035000WRONG, lanklets can't fight on the inside. Get phoneboothed nigga
>>157034955I'm already tired of his bones-esque christfag grift
>>157035000I meant opponent has an advantage.
UFC needs a tabletop strategy game.
>>157035067What does phoneboothed means?
>>157034910Why did Dustin hide his true persona instead of embracing it, he gets more respect now than when he played his fake nice guy chungus character
>>157031925COLBY LIVE NOW!!!!
>>157034748thoughbeit we saw him struggle with the size disadvantage he had against herbert and holloway
>>157034081who cares i just would
Gane is cool
>>157035078>Bones slanderReported your post
Champ is here!The Champ is here!!
Tom Aspinall isn't cool
>>157035194*cums*
>>157035110He never hid it well, the doo was the biggest sore winner sour pussy aliveGod, I hate peahead
>>157035243The Diamond got ya seething?
>>157035243true that time he was yapping at dan hooker afterwards like he didn't almost get heemed
>>157035110Probably his management team/some PR goober constructed his whole charity/hot sauce scheme to clean up his image into another generic american athulete™ product that they can sell. Even if the general public appreciates him more for being genuine and are willing to give him a pass, I'm sure that video has had real ramifications in his business dealings and opportunities now that he's not making money directly from fighting.
>he's still going this asshole
>>157035287IGMSMN
Usman was looking at the ref like you really gonna let dricus head kick me like that?
>>157034939its a private server with 21 new classes
>>157035194>comes back from the 7th layer of hair to pull a second career out of his ass Can't knock the hustle
>>157035366some of those strikes were feeling a little racist to me, kind of crazy that dricus didn't get any points deducted
>>157035366We geddit, b, we gedditYou got an MMA sperg's algorithm and watched a horsequeef video
Dropping in to remind you all Im your boogeyman
Were people booing herb over the poohand stoppage or did he do something else during the card? I tuned in late
usman wouldn't have been able to bullshit like that if it weren't for the foul-justice-warriors nurturing a culture of weakness and it's only getting worse heading toward appeals and ref punishment
https://youtu.be/vKBtWHgpUTA?t=238Usman sissies.......
>>157033884>Real answerillia is orthodox christian which is basically same thing as catholic. So he matched the spanish religiously and illia learned spanish properly. So Spanish accepted him easily.khamzat religiously and culturally did not assimilate to sweden. Many muslims suck at integrating where they move and some dont even bother learning the language.
So you are telling me the carcass of 40 year old Usman took a roided up middleweight to school? yeah i'm thinking the Welterweight Greatest of all time, sorry GSP
>>157035546>which is basically same thing as catholic.This is so fucking wrong and retarded, I can only assume you're a basedboy protestant gape victim and that the rest of your take can be discarded
Hendricks beats every WW champion ever >wrestling>chin>hands>roy jones jr - cant be touched #np
>>157035619Frankly I thought Pigg Rigg beat lawler both times.
Dricus really dropped a piano on Usman and the ref didn't say anything
Marty Usman is a bitch ass niggaits gone be bad my nigga
I'm might shit -box, manI got this shitCan't be touchedCan't be stoppedCan't be moved, can't be rockedCan't be shook, we hotWhen will you niggas learn?Came to get crunkCame to bring lifeCame to get it startedCame to get it rightTurn down the musicTurn up my micsWhen will you niggas learn?I mean what I speakI do as I sayI hustle, I grindDon't get in my wayI'm pimping my hoesI'm jacking my foesI spit at the police and duck my P.O.'sI ain't going to courtYou can call a judgeTell him kiss my ass'Cause I ain't gonna budgeAnd I ain't going back to lock upYou trying to glock pop upI ain't going back to brokeAnd I'm never gonna stop the puffingNot for nothingThe block they need meThe streets they need meThe club scene, niggaIs mine believe meYou don't believe me?Can't be touchedCan't be stoppedCan't be movedCan't be rockedCan't be shook, we hotWhen will you niggas learn?Came to get crunkCame to bring lifeCame to get it startedCame to get it rightTurn down the musicTurn up my micsWhen will you niggas learn?Open your hearts for meLook what I got for youYou in the presence of greatnessI'll make it hot for youPass the rock to meBlock and I'll run with itHere for the gameAnd all the pussy that come with itSo full of focusInsistent on keeping it goingThe Franchise, I exist in a league of my ownExpect attention unfamiliar with being ignoredThe truths back, Katies locking and closing the doorBrick wall in the roadI won't move the KingI'm like Roy in the ringI can't loseShow the face of what compares to mineYou wanna war?Mother fucker I ain't hard to findNow holla back niggaCan't be touchedCan't be stoppedCan't be moved, can't be rockedCan't be shook, we hotWhen will you niggas learn?Came to get crunkCame to bring lifeCame to get it startedCame to get it rightTurn down the musicTurn up my micsWhen will you niggas learn?
>>157035573It's either usman is still elite or middleweight is a garbage divisionI didn't like usman during his reign so I want to believe the latterHow does a top 5 freak athlete with 2 title defenses fail to knock him out and even goes life and death with him in the last two minutes?
>>157035677How did Rob get away with this?
>>157035636the UFC had it out for my boy
>>157035581>He doesn't realize that orthodox christians are not protestants.Orthodox if anything are the real christians and they basically from greek catholics that differed from roman catholics. Protestants are basically butthurt germans that were mad at the popes then some fat guy called martin luther started his own sect. Then the british did their own meme sect so their king could divorce his wife because the pope said no. Protestants then fragmented endlessly to jesus obsessed followers that do not properly read the whole bible. TLDR: Orthodox christians are the real christians and only have mild differences to greek catholics and (roman)catholics. Protestants are just fragmented sects that are not united like catholics are.
>>157035720Best hook in the game does what he wants
>>157035693>fail to knock him outProbably because Usman called for timeouts when he got hurt and Dickus decided that going for the finish means you're bad cause his coach is retarded now.> life and death with him in the last two minutesblocked every shot and the final punch of the fight was a HEAVY Doodoopisspiss hook that cracked Marty. Fuck guy
Colby is praising Arman while calling Gaethje Goythje and refused to explain why he called him that to ariel.
keeldatmothafuckahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-GARsUnVAc
And what of /box/
>>157035747>He thought I was RCFucking RETARD. There is not "mild differences" The papacy in general and Vatican 2 are bad enough giant differences but then you got shit like the filioque. Holy shit I should theology heem you right now, you dumb bitch.
people acting like usman is just a community toilet free heem when in reality it's just that fluke headkick and nothing else
>>157035747All belong to sexy Jdaddies sadly
Khamzat lost to a rape victim.
>>157035850I already heemed you weenie. you thought orthodox christians were same as other christians like the typical protestant ones.Orthodox christians are basically like greek catholics which are very similar to roman catholics, the most popular religion on earth.
Now baby I'm Tha Ripper, your baby daddy's worst nightmareCatch me by the Königsallee I'll be right there
>>157035915I am Orthodox, you mega triple retard. You have to be the dumbest gorilla Usman on the planet
>>157035932I want this guy to be good for the meme of it since he's a model but his striking is kinda spastic. Weak legs too.
>>157035747Nah Martin Luther was based, Lutheran christianity is based
>>157035932Ripper vs Raper when?
>I am Orthodox
certainly no complaints on my behalf
>>157036004It do be like that unfortunately
SOON
>>157036004kek
>>157035964>loses debate embarrassingly>ackshuly I am orthodox you dummysure you are dumbass lol
>>157035693There is a genuine argument for a 48-47 Usman, round 1 and 5 were 100% Usman's, 2 and 3 were DDPs, the 4th round was lopsided one since pretty much nothing happened in it except Usman tagging DDP, Usman's knees giving up gave the illusion that he was wobbly from shots, studied tape and noticed a lot of sequences like this >>157031698
>>157036115who made this, forrest griffin ?
>>157036004Suck my dick. Saint Seraphim Rose was an AMERICAN convert
What’s up with fat chicks that love being lifted up
wheres toms doctors note
>>157035985He might get to the rankings just because of his physical tools but he should probably commit to MMA full time to become good >>157036002That would be based. Would end terrible but would be based
man if your opponent keeps throwing high kicks just catch them
>>157036222Sword and the stone type challenge. They want to be unmovable so you need to be strong
>>157036169Just be an evangelical like every yank and quit the larp
>>157036149i've never seen a more grim highlight reel in all my days
>>157036222Well it's like asking why a male virgin wants sex so badly, obviously because they can't get itA fat bitch can't get lifted up because she's a fat disgusting hog, so that's their thing to obsess over
>>157036222By being ultra strong and risking severe spinal injury you can reassure your fat girlfriend that she is normal. Women in general like to be lifted and carried around but fat chicks especially love it more because only a handful of men can pick their fat asses up.
Colby talking like a /r9k/ incel talking about holloways wife
>>157036149>Usman's knees giving up gave the illusion that he was wobbly from shotsThat's what I was thinking during the fight. That's his default reaction to absorbing literally any strike. He shakes a bit and it looks like he's wobbled. Colby's pitter pats had him like that. Just a terrible poker face.
>>157036270>t. anglican rape victim
>>157036350That’s not very Christian of you
Tom Aspinall has reached 1 MILLION TikTok followers!
>That’s not very Christian of you
>>157036222It's a weird insecurity play, they don't want to feel fat, but they also don't want to address the reality of their hog status, so it becomes a reassurance game to deal with her insecurities. My boyfriend can pick me up -> I'm not fat. If you weren't actually able to deadlift the sow then you wouldn't be man enough.
>>157035110white people in louisianna have a tremendous amount of white guilt. Maybe more than any other state.
What's the max female weight that /heem/ can lift up?
>>157036436True
>>157035110Its because they have spotlight and want to be a goodboi. But reality is Dustin is a ghetto cajun whiteboy and he wanted to try to be like stephen thompson who is a classic wholesome white guy. I get why Dustin tried but yeah it didn't fit him. Ghetto Dustin feels more natural.
>>157036476who is this faggot? his lips look like a gaped asshole
>>1570364740I'm not endangering my spine for some hoes
>>157036474yo mama! got heem
Don't ever forget that Argentina used to be 85% white.Ignore the resentful brown people who want to make others believe that we're brown like them so they can feel better about themselves.w, w, w, ., a, m, r, e, n, ., c, o, m, /, f, e, a, t, u, r, e, s, /, 2, 0, 1, 7, /, 0, 4, /, a, r, g, e, n, t, i, n, a, -, a, -, m, i, r, r, o, r, -, o, f, -, y, o, u, r, -, f, u, t, u, r, e, -, b, u, e, n, o, s, -, a, i, r, e, s, -, l, a, t, i, n, -, a, m, e, r, i, c, a, /'
>>157036579thads slander b
>>157036474The biggest I lifted was 60 kgAnything above that isn't worth lifting
>>157036608A 135 lb 5'8 bitch is high test though, I'd lift that and consequently take her Slitia into deep walderz
https://youtu.be/_7gETYU33Uk?si=hlnBxxIj4kEga2ov
>>157036459White people in Louisiana tend to be mixed. Dustin probably has a bit of black ancestry and Cormier is obviously from a mulatto family. Louisiana is one of the weirdest states in America. Even during slavery days they had alot of biracial people, and you would even have mulatto people that owned slaves too. The light skin mulatto women were very popular their and white guys would come from all over the south to New Orleans to find slave mistress mulatto to be their girlfriends lol.
>>157036474i could german suplex any foid living onto her neck
>>157036579Conservative Ant
>>157036324Whats the point in Colby talking shit about UFC guys. Hes retired, should just focus on RAF people.
https://youtube.com/watch/e0L_LOHy5j4
>>157036687I watched a documentary that was taking place in Weezyana and literally every person they interviewed talked about smoking crack with their kids. The documentary was not about drugs.
>>157036748just found out he’s openly gay and not a sugar plum in denial. it’s not funny anymore. i am crushed here
dem lousiana boys...
>>157036832Top or bottom?
got a lil bit of that slave in em
>>157037006talmbout the chandlers b?
>>157037070idgi
>>157036608>60 kg>Anything above that isn't worth liftinghow true. girls should get this tattooed on themselves instead of those stupid doodles
>>157037070Joanna Z is so fucking fine
>>157037070Schaub
ahh la schaub lejendaiykyk
>>157036004I started going to an Orthodox Church recently and the online right wing chuddies really wouldn't like it kek. The Priest prayed for the sake of our government and prime minister as it's custom to pray for all in positions of civil authority
>>157037210It's weird how lustful the UK is for the most bottom barrel of messigan women. MMA Guru is always drooling over people like Tracy Cortez. I mean how the fuck can you be ensnared by that CAN?
>>157037302I love love LOVE racially ambiguous bimbos
>>157037302We don't have any Latinas here, they're still exotic to us, so that gives even the mid ones a boost
>>157037348Latinas are like spanish women but better. They have fiery personalities and are very feminine. They will drive you insane in all the best ways lol.
>>157037302the average girl over there is a 5'2 170lbs pakistani mother of three. the bongs are thirsty for a decent mid.
>>157037070anal?
People are mentioning spussy in my presenceYou haven't lived until you have contended with a Grasso gripper
>>157036579nigger who the fuck are you?
>>157037499the peak is unironically bohemian spaniards have nothing on carmen minge
>>157037348there's quite a lot in London
>>157037488her butthole was visible in one of her thong pics. >anyone got it?
>>157037575There's quite a lot of everything in London, but I'm in Glasgow(ignore flag). I actually got head in my car from a Chicana that was here on vacation though, her ass was unbelievably soft too
>>157037488>>157037606butthole inspector here, can I see it?
>>157037606that was fake you dumb shit
peach of an actress never watched her movies tho
>>157037700Man AGPereira's chin must be so fucking shot if punchlet Gane's jab dropped him. Honestly it's impressive how far Alex has made it with that trash chin. Really puts it into perspective.It also goes to show you just how lame Bongaymen is, if he can't even stun Tomala with him repeatedly running into heavyweight punches.
>>157037732Tiger b's...... how do we feel about this?
>>157037732Tiger’s mawlm was a b-b-beast back in the day
Colby is the best heel ever in ufc>is funnier than chael>goat tier nicknames>roomates with masvimeng and jon jones then leaked stories>met with masvimeng babymomma to scold him for being deadbeat>probably the one that leaked story about jon jones hidden baby momma in midwest. >caught the goof at a casino with some asian bunny>almost became champ twice
>the gypsy can try as he might, the Spanish will never accept him
english wmma smells like spoilt milk and the flesh feels anaemic to the meng
>>157037718post it for verification purposes. I will decide if bootyhole is fake
>>157037888His only problem was that he actually isn't naturally gifted and constantly flubbed his lines and speeches. Still endearing though, it was pure grit that allowed him to be a heel, he wasn't made that way.>7th layer of hair
>>157037904absolutely 0% chance the little chorizo isn't a mileicel
Do you think spammy is actually a gay pedophile, or does he just act like that for attention?
>>157037993i honestly don't think about it or its pathology unless prompted
Thinking John pork gets his bacon bussy cooked this weekend hes really not so good
>>157037784cia poisoned both poatan and ilia. they gave poatan too much and they gave ilia almost too lil dose. Americans can relate to gane, their fetish is muscular black men with big mengs. trump demanded those wins for good morale. the fighters obviously had no idea.they might have used resonance weapons or confusion guns instead of poison. they have stuff thats sci fi.
>>157037904Still wearing the copeglasses? His eyes must be as wonk as the nose of a paki
>>157037966i niivver hearld jon paul call out bappa for a pillowtap match, I think you'd be surprised b.
>>157038026Gane's black?Why are you bringing up his meng apropos of nothing?
>>157038015what are you thinking bout then be?
>>157037904SHOW US YOUR JANDIROBA EYES YOU FUCKING GNOME
>>157038026Gane cheats by being unfairly too good at martial arts, to school a two division kickboxer with a standart jab is unheard of
>pantoja (36) aw man that was a freak injury, tough luck champ you'll get em next time!>mcgregor (37) it's over unc you're washed, go homeexplain
>>157038058whether or not to press charges against the gypsy my childhood and the consequences how terrible football became in 20 years keto cookies and of course dulling pain with some gelato
>>157037965>no ranked fighters>the last WC we partecipated in was in 2014É finita
Tomala the piglet is a batty bum boy
>>157038110>aw man that was a freak injury, tough luck champ you'll get em next time!Lichurally whomst said this? Everyone is a Vanchad and obviously Van caused the injury so he wins via TKO. I'm not being ironic, if they were really fighting to the death, Van shucked him off and broke his arm, he fucking KILLS him.
>>157038118Wow, and would you care to elaborate further?
>>157038110Pantoja got threemed learn to roll next time old ass nigga
>Belel vs Colby MMASnoozefest>Belel vs Colby wrestlingKinoExplain
>>157038126Vettori probably has the best natty chin in the game (Yoel got surgery to fuse his neck) and he realistically beat Jizzy, so don't feel too bad.That being said Marvin is probably ethnically a Germ from back when rome was sacked and raped because just look at him
>>157038015>>157037993The oinkcord squealing over their spaddy unprompted again... They are such suffering owned piggies sadly
>>157038126Wow she is so cute it's unreal
>>157038209I can't explain but I CAN agree with you.
My boy vettori just needs a little more time to refine his game
>>157038146Undisputed
>>157038110Gooby did drogas it heemed him harder than the leg break. hes done fur sur BPantoja stayed focus and away from vices. He can still fight but desu hes too old to compete with elite. lighter fighters age out faster than heavier fighters. Lighter guy go to shit around early to mid 30's. Heavier guys go to shit late 30's.
>>157038220That's certainly one way you could try to to rationalize your existence I suppose.
Van is free money against pantoja
>>157038154oh i beg the differ bhttps://youtube.com/shorts/xTWSN9Eq6mQ
>>157038228was*
>>157038257The Real Champion. Can't wait to see him put Gane down for good.
>>157038054no no no its not me its the americans and their obsession with bbc porn mengs. watching black or black adjacent masculine men gives them some kind of homoerotic pleasure. I think its the cia behind this one too.as for gane's meng size, I have zero data but he gives me confident average meng energy.
>>157038210We got raped by all kind of germanic tribe blue eyes aren't as rare as you would think, Marvin has a ton of current austrian genes, where he is from used to be part of the austrian hungarian empire and they speak german as a first language in some areas
>>157038210marvin is from north italy which is often referred to as southern austria
>>157038315Still is
>>157038303Pantaloons didn't do that though did he? He sat like a literal toddler and looked for the ref to No Contest save him. I didn't say you can't win, I said Van would have KILLED him
Brazza I never use creatine before
>>157038358for her age sure
>>157038332>>157038345I knew that nigga was germpilledYou'll always having Raging Al atleast>Khabitch couldn't even hurt himohnonono
>>157038321your tom is never fighting again
>>157038433She is just entering her prime
>>157038458At least Giacomino was champ once
>>157038458>always havingI swear I'm not Indian, I don't know why I did that.
>>157038463>Tom said he's ready to fight in Paris>Gane's response: ........Volumes
>>157038090yeah that jab is golden. his best weapon. stiff, puts his big ass bouncy weight behind it. light on the feet. big tall muscular manly man with good vibes and a solid meng. he is good.
>>157038529Unfortunately kwabbed too hard by BASADO PRACHES, that it undoes his good work.
>>157038542>tom saidand no one listenedvolumesalso gane asked for it after heeming shitincan at ufc 250
Why did she bleach her hair, she is obviously much prettier with the dark brunette look
It's fucking over
>>157038580Kwab
>>157038577she also dresses frumpy these days the leather jacket makes her look 90s cool without being too slutty, what a woman
>>157038608Factually true from a scholar perspective
>>157038580>sean has no grays>this means the trauma he inflicted on Khumshit is worse than being raped by your own fatherGrim
going to bed soon so baked this a bit early for your bappas>>157038709>>157038709>>157038709
>>157038577SEXO
>>157038565È finita e non è mai iniziata
>>157038577Are based Giorgina
Thank u daner for telling the company wrestling was no longer profitable and all wrestlefaggots can go to raf if they dont want to stand and produce an entertaining fight
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