copeviously >>157026458
ewwwwthis is super shit threadeww
Another good thread
>>157038746very rude
>>157038709I hung out with Jones in Vegas a few years ago my buddy boxes with Roy Jones Sr and i Train a little but im not pro like the guys in the gym are but we all went to Vegas to see one of Roy's protégé box and John was in there and sat with all of us. Hes a really chill guy and down to earth
First for armushy getting Colbraped so hard that he literally had an orgasm causing him future guilt and trauma
>>157038828I'm really chill and down to earth too, but if you saw me behind closed doors you'd know I'm really angry and hit women after self medicating my trauma with elicit substances
>>157038828yeah I'm sure jon was really friendly at the gay bar with you b
illicit*
>>157038759DC gang for laif*throws up gangsings
I've been meaning to go back and watch a few of this guys fights? What's his name again?
>>157038709>>157038756The king of zest
>>157038932i hate to have to do this to a magyar bro but war is war
>>157038972Somehow I mistook him for DSP at first glance
>>157038911It was a golden gloves event nothing big or anything but Roy Sr has a lot of prospects right now hes getting old but the gym is always full. Im in FL so we get a lot of traffick even WWE guys come through sometimes
Just going to leave the last thread at 494 are you?
I said kneel!
>>157039036Go back and finish it yourself
>>157038966matoosh reembecky
>>157039007In retrospect it's really funny how DC was always a fat fuck in my mind, but if you look at LHW DC now, he's downright tiny looking
>>157039007
>>157039073No
>>157039072
Resisting the urge to heem my meng, the Devil is staring in my face right now
>>157039088its just the angle
>>157039166
>>157039166Don't do it og
>You merely adopted the eye poke, I was born to it, molded my fight style around it. I didn't throw a closed fist punch until I was already a man, and by then my specialty was blinding
>>157039166think of magapatriot to avoid your devilish urges
>>157039166NEVER GOON - chase pooper
My sources tell me that Amosov vs Brady is in the works. It’s 100% happening. Screenshot this.
Liian pikanenVähän likanenMielenvikanenNiinku MaradonaMaradona! Oo-oo-ou!Kesä kasikuus, kasikuus, kasikuus
>>157039338Cool fight. I predict it will go like a lot of grappler vs grappler match ups and play out mostly on the feet, where Amosov absolutely has the advantage
>>157039082Kek
>>157039338Recently boyed him, hope you are not goofing
amoslav is sean brady if he was good at mma
that boy from louisiana they don't play around
>>157039391heemember when conor was telling ariel he doesn't have fake teeth
>>157039519Just roomors ye
>>157039503Kek
Too many huge favorites this weekend there will be some juicy upsets
Amosov lead the charge, but Usdaddy will complete the PFLator takeover of the PooFC
Bobby Whittaker is unheemable now that he sorted out his chronic jaw infection, he can bite down on a mouthguard
>>157039582>Brazzas getting upset on a Middle East cardYou new to the sport?
BREAKING: Andy Burnham has appointed Angela Rayner as Housing Secretary
>>157039586lmao his giant left tit gyno
I see they have Chanco against an undefeated guy. Is he real undefeated or Khabib-style undefeated?
>>157039629Just little bit creatine water weight brazza, you know dis
>>157039626damn she's hot
>>157039653>Chancowho
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/F1gd_9noZMA
3 heems, that's all I can spare. No more, no less
I still boy Apturo
>>157039626the british meloni ladies and gents
Heeminder Scotland was the last team to beat Spain
>>157039519Why do so many fighters who don't even have rotten disgusting mouths decide to spend 10's of thousands to drill fake teeth screws into their Jaw for a festering hole to remain permanently when their job involves getting blows to the face? Tomala lichurally looks retarded with his new chiclet teeth. Darren Till looked like a zoomercore horror cryptid when he first got his chompers. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT GAY LITTLE ISLAND NATION?!?
>>157039733Don't compare are Giorgia to that ugly hag
>>157039713He's new sorryHe means Johnathan Porkhammer
>>157039755Spain after xher Scotdaddies were through with them
Seans motorcycle https://youtu.be/wBUR2RUr1EEmust be nice being rich
Heterobros I just learned Jon Jones is not one of us.......... Apparently the boy's sweet as glazed peaches............... He bats for the other team.... And scores a home run each time...........
>>157039764They’re veneers they file down the real teeth then glue the fake ones on top
>>157039629moobs from drinking too much of that hoppy craft kvass
>>157039755>Heeminder ScotlandLiterally who? I simply have no recollection of such an insignificant country. I think since this is heem.gov, you mean to be talking about Paul "the bearjew" Craig ? Yeah, sure beast of a can, B
>>157039802Factual post
>>157039807What the fuck
>>157039803Suck him off already queer boy
>>157039826Duncdaddy would heem you
Tomala is such a bitch!
>>157039833It's very popular with the rich brits. They get veneers more than americans.See Darren Tills teeth for more information. Think aspinall has them too
>homosexual 3rd worlders living on europe's teet still insist on coming to the HEEM thread to talk about kicking a ballIt was never like this years before, why now?
>>157039833>brit discovers modern dentistryLmao
>>157039853This.
>>157039785
>>157039878are mma would be better with soccer kicks tho innit?
Guys, no John PorkChan-koChan-ko
>>157039807>>157039877I don't think fighters are getting veneers as that would be way too easy to knock off and then you get embarrassed in front of the world where you not only get KO'd, but you take off your mouth guard and chunk of pretend teeth come off with it, then Rogan sees you're goblin nibblers. Nightmare scenario. I'm sure they have the rotten implants
Teating
>>157039877>>157039889I thought they just stuck that shit on top not file down your actual teeth to evil vampire points
Dricus fights like someone fighting off a guy trying to take his booty in prison never really shows any motivation to me finish rather than just not get his booty took
Reminder that Islam is in contact with the real John Pork
>>157039951Then your mouth would look like it does when you have a mouthguard in (Gumshield for retard island monkeys)
>>157039966Some say Jon Jones could never master this technique
>>157039937Nah they’re veneers
>>157039966cazzie
>>157040026Prove it, I don't believe youThey'd fall off
Hypothetically, if you guys were going to be raped in the prison shower, would you rather the guy have a big or small meng. A small meng would definitely hurt less, but do you really want to live with the knowledge that a guy with a small meng was able to take your booty? I can't imagine being raped by Max, but could definitely imagine Conor doing it
dricus covering up at the end and giggling while little marty throws his hardest punches
Quitney houston
>>157040094hypothetically if it was a min smalloway type meng is it even much different than a visit to the doctor? at what hypothetical mengology is it not longer a booty plundering?
>>157040094Just trans UFC and nobody will fuck with you in jail. Cain was basically king of the prison, all the cholos that have the power in their would hang out with him. He definitely got special treatment.Daniel Rodriguez became friends with prison warden and trained some of the inmates to box. Got special treatment, cell phone, better room and food.
>>157040094there are only two types of men:one that hopes his rapist got min meng and one that hopes his rapis got max meng
Tommy Mcmillen weight cuthttps://youtu.be/F8L6mvcoHfg
Jiri would want his rapist to have a mega meng, to fully feel the power, it is necessary
>>157040094This is the gayest thread on the entire site
>>157040113Notice the lack of cuckposting using that sequence since it ends with Martles finishing his flurry only to get MEGA BOPPED in the last second by Big Drick
Thoughts on Jiri when he bounces around in one spot with his hands down and gets his shit rocked like a sub 20 IQ fucking goofus piece of shit?
>>157040327MY BOY
>>157040072They’re glued on as a shell surrounding the entire tooth, Aspinall and Till have said themselves that they are veneers, you wouldn’t get a full replacement unless it was medically necessary
>>157040251>>157040327Let's gape for that
>>157040094>Max catching strays mid gay fanficOk enough
>>157040327It was necessary. It was necessary
>>157039503kek
104kg
>>157040369Who here realistically thinks they could heem Big John?
>>157040369can't be the same bloke look at his nose. ears look way different too.
you get fucked by max holloway you are just a sorry ass faggot but if conor fucks you thats prestige.
>>157040395John is a tank, don’t mistake his friendly nature for weakness
>>157040369How many stones is that?
>>15704043516 stone 5lbs
>>157040320classic dric
>>157040435The whole quarry, nigga
>>157040395I could take him
>>157040435bloody 15 stone 10 pebble innit geeza
>>157040489Bazza tanked that shit
Which fight does this remind you of?
I'll take y'all booty
NOOOO DRICDADDY PLEASE
But even as it fell it swung its whip, and the thongs lashed and curled about the wizard's knees, dragging him to the brink. He staggered and fell, grasped vainly at the stone, and slid into the abyss. 'Fly, you fools!' he cried, and was gone.
>>157040395Im pretty sure I got superior dexterity. I would pick him apart after I got him tired, which takes like 30s.
>>157040580Is this webbum new or is /heem/ so retarded and closeted they didn't know this nigga was sweeter than syrup?
dricus should be gracious and welcome michael chandler to the middleweight division
>>157040593Volumes
Bonesviously: >>157026458
>>157040637He should welcome Hap and Ace to the pepperoni grinder, child
>>157040632What makes you think he's gay?
>>157040736the usual projection
I would run up full speed and punt Hap Chandler's disgusting little nigger head smooth off his shoulders given the slightest opportunity
>>157039097
>>157040580Are Ant has great taste in the classics https://youtu.be/9ro0FW9Qt-4
>>157040770More likely you'd picture him in a dress and try to suck his BBC
>>157040792Sup spammy
>>157040770Little nigga's always wearing earmuffs so he wouldn't even hear you coming. Unfortunately you'd be wasting what little blacksplosiveness Mini mike has left and dragging us down next time he plagues a main card
who could actually be an upgrade on commentary if you had to replace DC? they'd have to be blagg for network quotas.
Brie Chandler is so clapped out. Jolie runs rings around that bitch.
>>157040810Fuck it
>>157040643wow
Brie Chandler. In only 1 word? Yuck.
>>157040770hell fuckin yeah!
>3 shit cards till islam garryGayyyyyyyy
>>157040833Can I just black up Oscar de La hoya and feed him cocaine? He was fucking hilarious on those old misfits boxing cards
>>157040867Hell fucking yeaaah brother I'm ankle picking that little freakazoid down a flight of stairs and then I'm gonna cannon-ball down wherever he lands for my finishing move
Rumors are swirling that Michael Chandler is moving to welterweight Dustin Poirier urged Chandler to think twice about this decision
Sike, I would simply use my GUN and shoot center of mass until I've eliminated the entire chandler family from the face of the earth, and may the rivers run red with their cursed blood inshallah kill the infidel
>>157040931>say the line peahead
>>157040770you're a methhead that works at walmart. or didn't you get fired from walmart? that little autistic niggerlet has a better life than you kek.
>>157040931Yeah cause retirement has been awesome for DP
>>157040833One hunnert percent guarantee Jon would say some fucked up shit on the mic and I want it NOWImagine his octagon interviews>hey, pussy are you still there
>>157040984Seems like you're just trying to hurt my feelings with this post, if we're being totally transparent with each other.
>>157040931They finally let peahead come back?It's weird because individually all the guys suck ass but the triple threat of meng, my boy, and Dustbin on a show is very nice to watch.
>>157040931Now I know why Dustin gets into so much beef. Yeah Chandler doing that would be retarded but stop acting like you’re in any position to give advice to anyone
Did anyone else think that last post was unusually aggressive and personal? Seems like somebody has a personal issue with me or something huh?
If u want some free money bet orolbai at 330
>>157040984Xhe got fired from Walmart for sexually propositioning an elderly Puerto rican msn in the fresh produce section
>>157041007I mean what do you expect when you blogpost every minute detail of your life on an MMA forum?
>>157041043Uhhh he made (paid for labels with a diamond on it) some generic pepper flavored vinegar water, bitch. I think he knows how to survive outside of WAR
Mike Thai Beck Oral Guy? Yeah that guy is going places.
https://youtu.be/9wnEuOJg_dA
>>157041063Happens to the best of us
Orolbai raped chris curtis
>>157041092from ivy, out middle, through connector like a speed demon
>youtu.beYeah I'm clicking that shit lmfao
>>157041092he's doing it sideways
>>157041139Wait so you didn't see when I posted the clip of Chris Hansen explaining what BWC means in response to Usman???
>>157041042who tf boys din thomas
>>157041180If he was using some sketchy ass paki phishing link than no, I wouldn't have
Who do you boy?
>>157041196Plenty of guys, what's it to you? Quit pocket watching my boy roster you're probably just trying to jack my picks
>>157041185Shut the fuck up CAZZIE RETARDI'm so sick of every nordic country playing this gay character that misunderstands things, it's lame.
Right clozzy? Dudes just walking in here asking hella personal questions like he knows us or something, narc ass nigger
>>157041196https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJGIB9lBM8E
>>157041196Doo Ho Choiaka Dat boi Choiaka DAT CHOI
>>157041271Yeah I'm jacking this pick, that's a good boy
>>157041196I like that guy Islam he's pretty good
>>157041271>South Korea insists on ruining their fighters by sending them to military service so they can diddle around and get abused by their peers while North Korea does absolutely nothingFucking morons, they could be the only East Asian country with fighters worth a damn, but no. You'd think they'd love dunking on japan and china
People are still afraid to boy Jan like he couldn't be top 10 at light heavyweight for the next decade if he so chooses. You aren't even looking at the possible karate kombat residuals even post UFC career
>>157041196gable stevenson seems like a strapping young lad
>>157041335I don't boy decision merchants
How i feel walking into the sportsbook waiting for my fighters to make me moonay
>>157041335I had always boyed Jan until he cucked in the ankle eye fight and said he lost in the octagon interview. That was NOT a draw, that was NOT close, Jan peached that retard up
>>157041339I've heard some rather unsavory things about his personal conduct, does this not cause you some pause in supporting his professional career?
>>157041377Jan's a good goy boy he VILL take ze draw
>>157041377He did, he really really did
>>157041250you've actually gotten picks right haven't you in my case people are free to pickpocket i'm usually always off by one or two so the theft is a worthless endeavor
>>157041196Pico FOREVER
>>157041400Nah you've got motion keep your head up
>>157041196Sneed and Paddy Pimblett
I’m African but I ain’t no brother of yours son
jan was never my boy but it's sad that people have never respected how good he is/was and probably never willhe's had bad luck but he only has himself to blame for the glover fight
>>157041439Can you make them do the scuba dance?
Fatima Kline says she wants to speed run to becoming a champion so she can retire while her eggs are still intact and have kids
>>157041446Jan did all the heavy lifting in that division and never got the credit. He wrote the blueprint on beating Ankalaev, Glover, Reyes...I dare say, people forget man!
>>157041439chat?
>>157041441Nobody said anything about dogs bro chill out
>>157041377the draw heemed my picks and for this i will not boy the plumber>>157041378choosing to ignore the rumors they sound awful
>>157041489blanchfield got a meng b or who's doin the hawlners?
>>157041489This dyke doing a tradwife catholic larp
>>157041446Because he was retarded enough to respect Jizzy's power, he's the only one who crafty kickboxed with him and outclassed the dork in his prime. Jan deserves hespect
>>157041489so erin wears the proverbial pants
>>157041377It wasn't a draw because Big And won
HEALS the ACL
>>157041557Wtf is with retards and muh media recently?MMAmedia has always been shamed for being retardedJan beat Ulberg btw
>>157041452I like the idea but i unfortunately don't have the expertice
>>157041582He also beat AGPereiraHe also beat Bogdan poostuffWhy the fuck are they doin ourwitcher like this?
>>157041576i despise people so much some times why would anyone do much less film this and clearly unattended
>the current pound for pound #1 had to smudge THE jdm for 5 rounds Chills...
>>157041576this is like hanging yourself for your legs b like water we doing heer bapa?
>>157038709All this to be humiliated by Stephen Bonner early in his career
Where's the Armeng fight announcement?
I got into MMA recently during 324, previously I only ever paid attention during Mcgregor fights. Since 324 I’ve watched every fight night and numbered event live. Genuine question: who are the best MMA youtubers and podcasts that are heem approved? I like MMA Guru but he’s depressed recently and his negativity is weighing me down
>>157041582Uldaddy and Ankdaddy spit roasted Can Blachopiggy and had xer oinking' I'm afraid
>>157041632OH MY DAYS, BLOODY JACK DELLA?
>>157041695try reddit
>>157041665turdkeyan is an pro wrestler and social media influencer nowadays b
>>157041695uncle chael, fighter and kid pawlcass, fight fairy
just took an extremely satisfying usman in the topuria after having an upset tummy for a couple hours
>>157041695/heem/ is not where you can ask this, it's about gay sex and shitpostingBedtime MMA Vampiric legsHorsebeefWHITE PIECE MMA (goat but seldom uploads regularly)If you're a faggot weeb, AnikiMMA
>>157041695I've been doing videos for a while, would be cool if you checked it out. My channel is called MMA JOEY
Im farting like a horse wtf
I am a real ArmenianLost to Colby CovingtonI am a real Armenian...
>>157041844The rightful heir to Cuck ThomasI kneel, doughy-sama
>>157041844Lol I saw some of his reactions, he’s like the anti-Guru that always roots for Muslims but he’s way less likable
Joey and guru should fight
>>157041804Yeah I’m gonna check out bedtime I’ve seen nothing but positives about him
fairy laughing at gooby was worth seeking out
Jan meddled with forces he didn't understand and has suffered the consequences
Let's see some CM Punk webms
>>157041907https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Lb5z1URJroo
watching some big dawg bare knuckle cuz I got that dawg in me
>>157041933>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVuMmqBzdY85h7m mark
>>157041921You're new so keep in mind, these foreigners are extremely biased for people who spawned from their disgusting little islands, so don't let them shape your boys. Especially when it comes to just how much Bedtime loves JDM or Guru with paddy and Tomala
>>157041695Probably should stop watching. No new fans allowed, fuck the youth and fuck you.
>>157042060Fight fans are zoomers now, piggywe've been watching since we were 10 and no longer have to pretend that we're millennial scum. Kneel bitch
a vocaroo of fairy's conor max watchalong would be funny
>>157042031Lol I don’t like any of those fighters desu>>157042060I’m 29 nigga
>>157042089I kneel to no faggot
>>157042134they don't make men like they used to
>>157042114what were you doing with your life before getting into the sport? go back to doing that, youll thank me
>>157042134I grew up watching that camwhore get gaped and raped by Bork Laser, sorry BUD
>>157042031reddittimemma primarily boys US based fighters thoughever
>>157042174Im going to pull that horseshoe out of your ass and best you over the head with it
>>157042171>sport
>>157042171I wasn’t doing shit. My dad was a professional athlete and my brother played D2 basketball and went abroad to play but I was never really into sports at all. I decided to watch 324 on a whim and I’m finally understanding why sports are so much fun to watch and obsess over
>>157042226*combat endeavor
>>157042211Does he though? He's constantly fence sitting and shitting on the US until they win then he pretends like he totally was on board the whole time.>>157042220and hell I might even get on top of my wife tonight
>>157042155
>>157042253reminds me of the life path of Magic Johnson’s daughter. Get into climbing a really extreme sport
heem.com breaking news: people like fighters from their home countryback to you bob
Murmembur the name
>>157042297we are so back >breaking newshttps://bjpenn.com/bj-penn-signs-multi-fight-contract-bkfc
>>157042297Enjoy Jizzy and alI 4 of your openly gay men fighters I guess?
>bj penn reading his own headlines
ynr danny gay
>>157042374passive aggressively calling other men gay... i got some more news 4 ya bapa
>>157041955damn I forgot all about the rope
>>157042429News like you suck dick like they were starbursts? That's not news man
>>157042429It's not passive, Dan hooker and all of CKB are quite actively sucking on cocks. Now do a haka you fucking fag.
>>157042494Lmao laid into that homo. I love pussy btw
shirley a jean silver fight announcements coming up b
>>157042507What kind, brotha?Which WMMA fighter would boston crab?
According to foids on tiktok, this is the hottest man to ever exist
>>157042455>>157042494>>157042507swede giving hamburgler a reacharound
gonna teach you a lesson on respect
>>157042272kicked out of wrasslin for his platner tattoos went into hollywood barely able to speak english got in die hard 2 fought hall of famer and mma legend randy couture in his ufc debut won belts in pillowtap got into parliament by bluntly naming the somali and sent into sequence political disarray lasting well after his deathtybtony
>>157042544Shit man gotta be Jessica Nunes 4 sure! That bitch is hot as hell and got a great ass to prove it. Gotta cut her hair short though haha
>>157042580I mean Amanda Nunes, I get confused on the women I'd like to fuck, there's well over ten thousand at least (I've already fucked close to five thousand)
>>157042553>t.
we run the minge game round here with sweetden
sweetaden a suga plum
>>157042610Raquel "Rocky" Pennington's heavy duty nipples
>>157042632dont share your messages b that's bad eddikett
>>157042632i'm no detective however as a hardened heemer can read between the lines it seems as if dan the hangswithmen hooker is perhaps an over eager lover as the homosexual he is texting suggests only giving him oral sex on their next hookup and daniel rather wordily acts as if he's okay with being turned down, he likely humps man ass like a teenage rabbit on ritalin, what a sorry nation
>>157042711Oh fer sur b, kiwiswingers.co.nz is totally me and not you.is your throat ready?
>>157042632so is dan the one that's sucking or is he getting sucked? there's a massive difference here.
charmin turdookeyin cannot make 155lbs!
>>157042632are we sure it is Dan Hooker and not Dan who is a hooker
>>157042739schizophrenia effects millions daily
>>157042739for a straight cat you seem to know a whole lot about gay seggs b
Dan hooker released more one minute fights, I think he knows how to deal with a little rumors.
Sorry what's the question? Oh Conor? Yeah his ACL is fucked. The kid's retarded.
you see in mingeheeming circles this does happen however wmma will use menstruation as the reason for only being able to use head mewvement however the speech patterns are identical and ye cannae fewl big cloz like they say in glasgowdan is a bad lover and a gay at thatdear oh heavenly dear
Heh before gta VI
>>157042762
>is your throat ready?~ straight man
sixfoot3kiwi heemed dan hooker? He heemed his peanis???
Roses are red The trigon is too Spill some of your bloodFor me and you
imagine pumping manholes and not even being good at that we're not talmbout excavating venus here, can't even win the home crowd dan hooker kwafaggotb
I was looking what paramount had besides PooFC and there was a documentary about a cult in NZ called Gloriavale.Why do Poopeelanders all looked fucked up?
All I can consume is combat, and combat consumes me.
>>157042814the only mark hunt tattoo (one) the samoans let him have is on his back so they have something nice to look at as they do him in doggystyle
>I was looking what paramount plus had~ straight man
>>157042736what's funny is that you're psychoanalysis is actually spot on
Wake up feeling like Tito Ortiz
>>157042806was just thinking this
The worst part is? Dan Hooker isn’t even 6’3.
New episode just droppedhttps://youtu.be/HGodSHaHLfY?is=tlQcDJIltdQK8i6O
>>1570429396'3 kiwi is the bull he's trying to drain, Dan is the bottom in all of his messages
>>157042919when it comes to heeming i have seen and heard it all it is funny how much shirtlifters text like wmma though
Shart Pooker.
>>157042632
Dan fights like a bitch, all makes sense he lost his edge to becoming a fag. His next opponent should call him a fag to get an easy 50k
I'm not reading all that shit
remember when hooker chimped out on felder for making fun of his name because>das muh keeds name brewgetting smashed after cutting to featherweight altered his brain chemistry
The other day I was wearing my favorite suga Sean shirt at the mall with my lady and some huge muscular guy with a beard came right up to me and said "you know he's not champion anymore right" and I was kinda surprised and he repeated himself and before I could get a word out he put his face in mine and said "you shouldn't wear that shirt around. He's a fucking loser" and then he looked at my girl and asked her "you really want to walk around with a chump who has a loser on his shirt?" and she looked at the floor and said "no".The guy just laughed at me and popped my shirt and walked away and all the people he was with laughed at me as I walked past them. Doesn't feel good, hard to get that moment out of my head.
>>157043006you have and will, boy.
>>157043006It's nothing you haven't seen before
>>157042966>the bull in question
>>157043038Nah fuck that
>>157042992honestly? respect
>>157042966WTF…. He sucks mengs??!!
>>157043042It's nothing your mom hasn't seen before punk ass lmfao
There are videos out there somewhere of Dan Hooker slobbering and gagging on mengs. Frightful thawlt.
>>157043046brvtally mogged by the superior flightless bird
Does Dookie Dan use Kai as a condom when he lets 6'3 kiwis pound his schaubhole?
>hawaiians>Pacific Islanders >africans>blacks>light skin Africans up north >spanish>italians >russians >sub Russians>asian Russians >indians >chinks>japs>koreans>thai/viet/malaysian/philly pee nos>mexicans >central americans >south americans>brazil >barely viking class>england home to the best fighters on earth
>>157043006You can’t read anyway
>>157043120NO INDIANS YOU FUCK BLOODY BENCHOD BASTERD FUCK YOUR MOTHERFUCK
>>157043098exactly how many flightless birds are there and did they waddle to new zealand what is going on
take this shit to heemcord and stop defacing are heem.com with this nonsense innit
>>157043147It's the best place for flightless birds and homeless cats, bhome of the gay sex and barefoot walking around in stores.Word on the street is Rob is ashamed of it so he simply pretends to be Australian
a flightless bird is like an armless man. If they had claws like dinosaurs did i'd understand but they're just extra gay normal birds.Dinosaurs are so cool bros
goyim fc
flightless bird sounds crazy tbch they should call them something else that's just wrong how can you be a bird and not fly what the hell is that
>>157043147shoot ya mout ya little fewl
>>157043207how can you be a meng but not heem? however here we all are, but I digress b
>>157043218you done turned heem into the discovery channel b
What is this the discovery channel?
Fletchling Hoatzins are the only living theropods with real digits. They lose them in adulthood and start stinking like ammonia.>inb4cockfighting is heem
why are you this desperate for attention? it's extremely feminine bro.
>>157043239poetic post bappa
>>157043202>>157043242Colby Covington speaking to Ariel Helwani on Belal Whohammed >"Yeah, that was a sucker kick, man. A cheap shot from a coward, you know, a guy that, you know, was celebrating, you know, on October 7th, you know, against our people, you know,"
>>157043316OOOOOHHH!HE'S HURT!
>>157043279it has been a long time since i watched land before time did pterodactyls have hands?
>>157043320why does he do these things
>>157043371they generally had 3 digits, the elongated pinky was the wingbtw it's uphttps://youtu.be/sQcC_fQ21LI?is=VcGLdo-76gGJuqOOpaleontology is based and I love it tbqh
>>157043454faker than the easter bunny b
Dinosaurs weren't real. Space isn't real either
>>157043489I found small starfish, ammonite, and trilobite impressions myself while working at a quarry
>>157043508Isn't it hilarious though that people walk around thinking jurassic park and star wars is real? lmao
>>157043489osterhase is real you retard
Summertime, and the living is easy Fish are jumping, and the cotton is high Your daddy's rich, and your Mama's good looking and the fish are jumping & cotton is high.
>>157043527You're asserting that, but your epistemology is shoddyThis is why I'd heem you stiff and it's partly why Jiri lost to Lulsperg
>>157043535it wasn't Jurassic Park you sweetden muslim moron. The Earth was a tropical jungle ruled by building sized chicken that got accidentally heemed by an asteroid.The crater exists too.
>>157043596DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY FUCKING MOM
https://youtu.be/VLVRzG2Mytg?is=4jd3KFnoNMFE0bPz
settle down in here before I start heeming
Just heard news Opie and Anthony are gonna have Lady Di be a paid intern for the whole week rofl
Ayy I know Croatia's mom bought tickets
>>157043691someone just denied the hare of easter and your telling me to calm down
>tfw browing heem 65mya
>ufc 400 back to the hood >all black irish fighters card
>>157043614Actually in the ancient world lesbians could impregnate other women before the Finno-Korean hyperwar wiped them all out, total debacle
>>157038709stop baking so early part of being THE general on /sp/ is hitting bump limit it is a privilegeto make OPs for /heem/ never forget this
>>157043724*unsheathes heeming hand* I'm not gonna say it again
>>157043706>>157043735we geddit, b's you have fruity niche interestsNow can we get back to my fruity niche interest?
>>157043747I saw the count dankula video on it
>>157038709KWAB
>>157043735We would all be little cave dwelling shrews running around stealing each other's seeds and fucking each other's lives and running around being small nocturnal mammals
>>157043777let's rank our interests too see which is the most homosexual, fellow straight bros.My interest is the straightest.
>>157043790>I saw the count dankula videoNow imagine I posted the crowd shot of Jose Aldo cringing because it's impossible to find unless someone here posts it, but the guy who did it often is seemingly gone
But I like to imagine even during 65 million years ago our ancestors were showing whatever equated to a superior set of evolutionary physical and mental capabilities that differentiated us, right? I mean assuming you believe in evolution right? Or is that not what they say?
>>157043851otario otario
>>157043815>paddlesworth paid 13 thousand dollars to sniff clitia's chair
Reminder that with 4chanX you can filter namefags! wow!
>>157043867That means PUSSEH
>>157043886On reddit you can even down vote instead of making an entire post to cry
>rosas jr lost his virginity at 15>you browse heem at 0221 gmt+1
>>157043965meggsigans usually lose it far earlier than that to a female family member I'm not sure if I'm supposed to prised by this info b
>>157043965Everyone loses their virginity at 15
>>157043965you can heem pewn during the day b
>>157044001Thats true I did
>>157043965there are actual virgins ITT that talk shit to you
>>157044001i was 13
>>157044001I lost mine at 4 well actually my dad took it
>>157044041What was his name? haha
>>157044054fucking got him hahaha
OHHHHHHHH
>>157044017I felt to awkward to fully undress so I I just had my pants and combat undies around my ankles with my shoes on. I couldn't feel anything and pretended to coom, then I told her she had to go and then I watched Weidman vs Anderson 2 and had a much better time
>>157044054daaaaaaaaaaaamn
>>157044054oh you rascal
I got raped by 2 10 year old girls when I was 4 or 5. They beat me up, dragged me into a wheat field and rubed themselves on my meng. One peed on me.I have a weird relationship with women haha. Let's talk about sweaty men hugging.
Easy E were you ever caught slipping?
Blacks belong in A, or at least same level of Western Europeans. It’s true they aren’t dominant right now but they have had a really good output of GOAT-level of fighters historically. And South Americans belong at B tier
females cannot rape males
Toke a big spliff of some good sinsemilla
>>157044128that's awful b you mean clinching or grappling
>>157044169I did not check their grappling
>>157044128you coulda tapped b...
>>157044128fake (the story) and gay (You)
>>157043965bruh fuck's ur problem nigguh
>>157044206thanks b
this weekend has more fights than last weekend. are you ready? ! ?
>>157044128Same except it was a MILF latina and I impregnated her in a bugatti and the president gave me a game boy but it only had Earthworm Jim: Menace 2 The Galaxy on it but back then we didn't complain
Lalk, Stalk and two smoky berrels B peast of a beach
jejed ngl
guy ritchie is dogshit
>levelsJULY 23RD - CLANDESTINO FC: UNDERGROUND 10JULY 24TH - ONE FRIDAY JULY 24TH - FURY VS WACH>JULY 24TH - KARATE COMBAT 62: ALVEY VS HALLJULY 25TH - JOSHUA VS PRENGAJULY 25TH - BKB 57 ANARCHY IN THE UK: TERRILL VS DE LA MOTTEJULY 25TH - BKFC FIGHT NIGHT URUGUAY: REYNO VS KREJCIJULY 25TH - LEVELS: LEVELS OF VIOLENCE VS HOOD FIGHTSJULY 25TH - KLAN FC 15JULY 26TH - ZUFFA BOXING 09: BERLANGA VS BUTLERJULY 27TH - GFN 1: ISRAEL VS THE WORLD
>>157041695Guru moved houses so thats tied into him being depressed probably. Anyone know why he moved??
ima be real with you here
/box/ returning for zuffa makes sense
guru the type nigga to eat the mayo with a spoon
Fighter are you ready? Fighter are you ready? ...FIGHT!
its a real mindheem when you find out dookie dan's a dookie diver, a dookie delighter, a derriere delecter, really sends your whole world for a spin that
>>157044332snatch,lock stock, and rockenrolla were aight. I like Danny Boyle better
>>157044398I assume he thought making a ton of money in a run meant that he will always be making that much money and bit off way more than he could chew. Reality has hit him recently
>>157044420take the mayo jar, add diced crispy bacon, diced tomatoes, diced cucumbers, salt, paprika, olive oil. Mix it and just kill yourself
>>157044420he gets the squirtbottles so he can keep it at his desk no silverware required
"Paddy is the new Connor" guys forget Connor was top 3 p4p at his peak and one of the most fun guys to watch ever. Paddy is just a decent grappler and a mid striker.
GTFIHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nI4jUpnwGcFAIRY IS LIVE
>>157042992Truegeordie is gay for sure.
>>157044423>this isn’t boxing >this is lethwei
FAIRYISLIVE>>157044436rockenrolla is horrendous lockstock is his best work and it's basically a series of sketches with good character actors imho, boyle is a real director i agree
>>157044487paddy markets better to the common dominator pleb, not everyone is a mystic mac wunderkind genius
>>157044332Snatch is based.
>>157044490Wtf I'm stuffing the turkey so hard right now!!!
no rules with some rules and other rules to keep rules out of the rules
What fight makes sense for you next?
We will see tapturo spark paddy in the 'gon i cant believe it
FIGHTFIARY LIVESTREAMINF RN>>157044544snatch was much less entertaining than its predecessor and glorifies the r*mani
>>157044539I enoyed rockenrolla, but guy ritchie is slop yeah, limey tarantino wannabe
>>157044398>>157044446Is there any proof of this? Haven't watched Kyle recently so I wouldn't know.
>>157044565>AI cringe shant
>>157044565Did somebody mention No Rules (2005)
>>157044446that could be it, I could see Guru being a reckless spender and splurging a big house and then having to downgrade.
Guru was fine when I only saw clips of him here and there. But when I tried to watch more of him you see he just leans on a few recycled bits.
>>157044585ye betta nah believe it lah schkousers don get knokt out la, yah sosidge
>>157044580Me and you by the trucks behind the goodwill be there or be square
>>157044580>ahh>ughh >whoever da ufc>i mean whoever da ufc throws in front me >i wunt dat belt but ahh>ugh i know >I know I mussah win more>I ahh ughh mussah win more >but I redy >i redy 4 tytle shoot >I bring home to my country >I says thank you to Dana white >I says thank you to Hunter Campbell >I need belt >I need belt
>>157044532You wouldn't last a minute against me boy
70% view to like ratio for are fairy she really is the best in the business
>>157044398>>157044599Guru said he's starting a new part time job. He's going back to moving furniture 2 days a week because he said he needs to feel like he's actually doing something.
>>157044655What in gods name are you trying to do by the trucks behind the goodwill?
>>157044446he just sold a shit ton of beanies and if he needs money he wouldn't be disappearing for weeks.
>>157044665you wouldnt want this smoke bud but ill give it to you
>>157044678why doesn't he start a business he has money
guru is depressed because he has no friends or bitches. Fact!
>>157044680I used to fuck guys like you in highschool
>>157044678that's not happening, he's too scared of getting stabbed in the neck by a muzzie
>>157044722this isn't the flex you're thinking of kid
>>157044592I’ve had some good laughs to it, can’t h8 it, b.
>>157044597he's surfed really far on very little crazy to think he was married to madonna too i prefer a moodysson or kaurismäki over anglo pervs with crime fantasies
>>157044672Some say I've had sex with her
>>157044751you were an easy lay?
>>157044722Honestly? Respect.
>>157044769tbf Madonna is Hollyweird slop too
>>157044700there's nothing as lucrative for him right now as sitting his ass in front of a camera and >saying the line hundreds of buck an hour to be fair.
>>157044768avi is still one of my favorite depictions of a helwani and tommy the side kick was a good foil maybe i'll rematch it to deal with my PGSD
rewatch* one handed phoneposting in bed listening to fairy, excuse me
fightfairy gives me the heebie jeebies b couldn't be me
only women I need in fighting
dis finna soun hella ghey brosbut women with a shovel of makeup dressed in condoms are less attractive than they would be normal
>>157044927she is one of yours have some more hespect
need to be up in 6 hours and scumbag trailer trash neighbors are blasting music outside againi am going to snap
With Dada5000 still being with us I think theres a chance we get a heavyweight ring girl
>>157045003dressed in condoms?
>>157045030No youre not but you can act like you will here. How many are there? Are they armed? you could stop being a pussy and tell them to shut the fuck up
>>157045056They look like (are) hookers
>>157045055center right is a qt but damn the rest of these ladies are too far into bogged territory for me
>>157045030It's summer dude deal with it loser I'm catching a vibe
I hope they hype up garry so people bet on him I want better islam odds
>>157044678Do you have the video where he said this?
poor fairy having an existential dilemma >>157045094nothing gay in that b i would argue a true heterosexual is aroused only by pheromones and gays by aesthetics
>>157045094theyre contracted workers to maintain ring communication and fan experience. they play an important role in the card experience for the fans in attendance and fans at home. they are athletes, really sexist of you to think of them as only lips and ass. they are much more than that
>he doesn't pay for his Patreon and hang out on discordngmi
>>157045173my humblest apologies
>>157045115Thats why they are perfect ring girls. Got one for every taste and theyre all Italian. Feldman is a smart man booking multiple ring girls
>>157045173holy shit literal succubi
>>157045173I wish I had six hands so I could give these bitches six thumbs down! Eugh! Plastic and ink stinks! Yucky buncha whores!
>>157045173Okay those are men
>>157045231Even better
>>157045173Left one is so beautiful
>>157045173Like sticking your dick into a pile of san fran street needles
>>157044708Bro is 6’4” and has money and clout. Only reason he doesn’t have a bitch is if he’s gay or has a micro penis he doesn’t want anyone to see
>>157045273>>157045273>>157045273
You guys not liking whores leaves more for me. Would say your loss but they would fuck you, good call leaving them for the man.
>>157045153I'm not going back to find it. He said it on his own stream recently, and the last show he did with O'Malley.
Migrate to mine instead>>157045284>>157045284
>>157045283STOP making these early retard
whenever you are ready gentlemen>>157045273>>157045273the new thread awaits
oh god another faggot thread I'd rather talk about yucky girls
5 hunnerd
