REMGOD

Denmark deserves nothing good in life

I wonder if this doping check came from a higher power. Weird they're both getting tested at the same time the night before a big stage. I know Macron looked pissed when he visited the tour. This year poogacar has seemed even more ridiculous even if his performance isn't much better.

>>156941384
When did he say he hates him?

RIP means REMCO IS POWER, so this counts as Remco thread.

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>>156941432
cope and seethe burgermutt

i think only del toro is doped

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Here's your giro top 5.
>>156941488
Lenny too

Fish took the whole rest day idea to heart and gave himself a full week of them

>>156941477
A Danish fan needs to hit Pog in the face with a copper frying pan and then add it to the Copenhagen cathedral

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>>156941527
incredible

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>Ineos

So, will Pogacar actually try to win more stages or is July 19th 2026 the date Del Toro became the UAE team leader? Is Pog going to pull for Toro in Lombardia?

>>156941559
Might snoop around for a Lipo heist if he's unhappy with being at Redbull. Why isn't Onley here? Knew that little greedy spastic shouldn't have gone to ineos. He had it good at picnic.

>>156941585
Pog won't go for the win he'll just not lose any time to the top 3 so he'll just ride their pace

>>156941527
That's why Giro and Vuelta aren't among the most important races, no matter if it's Pog, fish or Yates winning.

The ranking: 1. TDF 2. WC 3. PR 4. Flanders 5-7 the other monuments 8-9. Giro-Vuelta.

>>156941585
Yeah in Paris

>>156941639
I don't know anyone who watches them or cares.

>>156941639
so wrong on so many levels

Merlier DNF

>>156941618
Onley had a pretty bad crash at the Dauphine. Hopefully he can get something out of the end of the season

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>>156941679

>>156941637
If they only care about Toro podium, his level will be the deciding factor. Would be hilarious to see Toro yo-yoing with Seixas and Lipowitz and Pog constantly changing his intentions.

>Following a crash on stage 15 of the Tour de France, Jonas has suffered a broken collarbone and several abrasions. Due to the severity of the fracture, it has been recommended that he undergo surgery, which will be performed in the coming days.
that one belgien doctor is getting ready as we speak

it's uncompetitive and cucked for pogi to tow toro to the white jersey. i consider that illegitimate even if deltoro wins somehow.

>>156941678
Why?

>>156941433
Why is it weird that the GC contenders are under extra scrutiny before/after a big GC stage? Makes perfect sense to me.

>>156941678
It seems about right to me. You could maybe even argue that people care about Strade more than the Vuelta

>>156941708
From what I understand this year he's been ill twice and had numerous crashes. The team is cursed. This has happened repeatedly to various riders since their last tour win.

>>156941760
I don't know how often they get woken up in the middle of the night. Only heard of a few cases. Both at once is strange. Maybe it's common and I never heard about it.

>>156941755
if you think that Giro is below Lombardia or LBL you are actually crazy

>surgery for vingegaard

this crash might have been career ending

>>156941552
(Real) Christians don't put junk in their churches.

>>156941639
1. Algrave
2. WC
3+. who cares

>>156941799
>Both at once is strange.
At least it's fair, waking only one of them during the night would be a bit unfair.

>>156941851
Surgery for a clavicle fracture means you'll get ready much faster. All proper pros have had at least one surgery to the collarbone.

>>156941851
its a collarbone fracture, calm down
they will send him to the Belgien collarbone doctor and he will be back on the bike in 3 weeks

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>>156941891
Uhh hello?! They clearly forgot to wake remco.

Michael Mørkøv is secretly smilling at home knowing that now he can get Jonas to the WC

Vingegaard should have abandoned about Tourmalet stage, as some even at the time called for.

>>156941965
Mørkøv had Jonas promising him months ago that he would go to WC.

>>156941851
It's only a collarbone
His Itzulia crash was so much worse

>>156942008
i know and now it might actually happend because what the fucke else is he gonna do
(lets be honest he is not gonna race anymore this season lol)

it's pure karma for vismoids. doing these retarded descending tactics finally shot themselves in the face because jonas is not a good bike handler

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>>156941742
So Jonas, tell us what happened

>gifting to Remco
Idk how to feel about this, but I have a feeling pog will stop dragging delToro so much, it's getting a bit ridiculous, even pog has to see this now. Perfect chance to start raking in wins and catch up with Cav, so help delToro if you have to but don't give away stage wins, fuck.

>>156942104
Yeah visma almost killed him, should have known he learned bike handling from Roglic after all.

>>156941742
Herentals calling

so what's now for visma? they could get Piganzoli into the top 10, he's 5 minutes behind Jegat. or Sepp could try to win both Alpe d'Huez stages.

>>156942161
Pogacar has already won the tour there’s zero incentive for him aside of these sidequests he’ll probably wants the queen and montmartre the rest is noise

>>156942211
Kussen is winning a stage now for sure

>>156942200
Trine payed them off to get him home.

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>LONG WAY TO PA-

>first item on the evening news is RemGOAT winning a MTF in the tour
lol

don't really care about jonas desu, we're here for MWW and maybe some bonus assgreen action, nothing else matters.

>>156942368
long way to Herentals

>>156942462
>nothing else matters.
Lars please go

Will Pog slow down in the TT to let Remco win?

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>>156942462
>don't really care about jonas desu, we're here for MWW and maybe some bonus assgreen action, nothing else matters.

>>156941433
Wait, isn't yellow jersey getting tested every day?
Is this genuinely what Poggers looks if he has to drop his sauce for a test?

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i actually don't know what's more pathetic going forward

pog winning everything without breaking a sweat or if he starts gifting charity wins to everyone like some sort of make a wish foundation

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PCSman admits that today's stage was not won in a sprint.

>>156942605
He is cheapening the sport

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>>156942451
I mean the other news on the VRT news homepage are 3 boys saved from drowning in Oostende, hedgehog without spikes found in Oudsbergen, Zendaya wearing 3000 year old Persian artifacts as earrings. not really earth shattering news to report first.

>>156942218
I would think the Tour stage win record is a pretty strong incentive, but apparently not.

I feel bad for vinge he is a nice guy :(

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>"This was our big goal of the year. Despite the big difference, we were doing very well with Jonas," lamented Marc Reef.

>The plan and the race went perfectly today. We had Victor Campenaerts and Bruno Armirail at the front, and we were in control at the back. We pulled well over the climb, and the gap to the leading group was within limits.

>Moreover, Jonas was feeling very good, and Sepp Kuss was ready for it too. So it really sucks.

>From the car, we suddenly saw him lying there, but it quickly became clear that he couldn't ride."

>"Too bad, because he was feeling really good," Reef repeated. "We had set our sights on these rides and next week."

Vingegaard was taken from his bed last night. Could that control at 2 a.m. have affected his alertness on the bike, and is that doping test then a direct culprit?

>"We were just doing well in the race and he felt good. A crash can always happen."

Glad to see Torito take 3rd place, hopefully he can maintain it and podium in the end.
Love this muchacho.

>>156943109
That's because you have a meksikican flag

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hard to be a toro with tricks like these

Maybe Pogacar wants to win the TDF as a legitimate domestique, has that happened before? If he pulls for Toro the rest of the race it would be a pretty solid dom job, with some misplaced domming from Toro up until stage 6.

>>156942866
Wow you are so wholesome you're just like a little green fdog

>>156943793
why are we so good?

>>156943706
He probably won't attack for the rest of the Tour. Except maybe Alpe d'Huez if they feel like it

>>156944372
Definitely Alpe d'Huez. They need something for their YT series.

memco schizos we're so back

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No way this guy has been in the tour, did they just sub him in?

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>>156944568
we're back

>>156941432
trvthnvke

>>156945260
>we're back
I'm acktshually one of the very few that never doubted him

One of the darkest days in recent cycling history, Jonas will never be the same, Pogacar proved to be an incurable cuck and Remco beat him in a summit finish, basically completed his career goal.

poogacar beating Cav's record will never be as impressive.

>>156944727
German TV interviews him every day, so I unfortunately know for sure that he has been there since the beginning.

>>156945440
>Jonas didn't STEER too well haha, get it?

>>156944727
He has animated several breakaway attempts and was in one even. No hating ln Jhon Beton allowed ITT

>>156941396
genuinely LOLed like a muhfuggah at Remco celebrating like that when Pog gifted him the win
LMAO
fucking based manlet retard

what are the odds of PISSMA giving Del Toro an offer he can't refuse?

>>156946343
They are gonna get Lipo, now that he knows he cant beat Remco

>>156946343
0

>>156946623
lipo is fucking shit
remco is shit
vingegaard is finished with cycling
everyone is shit except del toro and pog

>>156946343
>>156946623
they’re already talking with Seixas confirmed rumor

Having won 1 Vuelta and 2 Tours, in the season he won his last remaining GT, the Giro, Hinault DNFed The Tour. Just like Vingegaard.

>>156946779
sexias is french so he is automatically overrated shit

>>156946343
Highly likely, Mexican drug traffickers are already operating in the Netherlands on a large scale, from there it's only a small step. Plugge won't have a choice.

Why do people in here talk like Jonas had a career ending crash? It's just a collarbone

>>156946951
you could see it in his psyche and aura

>>156946951
tourists are idiots

formula 1 is fucking shit
cycling is fucking shit

what sport am i supposed to waste my time with?

Jonas Vingegaard has just agreed to put some words to the boring Tour de France exit.
>- It's going surprisingly well. It's of course very disappointing for us to end up like this, and for the Tour to end like this. But that's how cycling is. Luckily for that, it's only a broken collarbone, so yes.
Are you in pain, or how are you feeling?
>- Yes, a little. I can feel it. I've been given some painkillers, so it's okay.
Can you try to take us through what happened?
>- It happens that we go after the stage, and we maybe enter this roundabout a little too fast. And then my front wheel just slips. I can't do anything, and that's how cycling is sometimes. It's just super-upsetting for us, to be completely honest.
>- Maybe the motorcycle makes a mistake, but we can't trust the motorcycles. We have to have our own judgment. People make mistakes, and we can't change that now," he tells TV 2 Sport.

>>156947278
lmfao they are blaming the french motorbike

>>156946951
>>156947082
He's already been hitching to his team about training less and racing less. Wants more time with family. Already shown he'll never win another tour. I would be surprised if this isn't his last tour. Retirement is clearly near because if you're still hungry you're not thinking about sacrificing training and racing for family. Add to it a crash which which has broken bones, naturally he'll be wanting to chill and take it easy. He had a nasty crash in basque and was shaky on the descents for a few months. It's a big step toward retirement, even if in the short term that means the tour. If visma send him next year they should be ashamed of themselves.

>>156947278
Kek'd, great shitpost.

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>>156942619
>other

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r14AQWH6ayg

How does Del Toro view the incident in question?

>“It was a difficult roundabout, and the trajectory wasn't very visible either,” said the Mexican from UAE Emirates XRG . “On top of that, the Visma rider perhaps didn't choose the best route. Then I had to choose very quickly between crashing myself or riding into Tadej (Pogacar) and bringing him down. So I chose to go down myself. I felt okay, but after a while I started to feel pain in my back and left leg. I am glad that I was able to execute the team's plan despite that, but on the other hand, I was in a lot of extra pain today.”

>>156946343
Visma is gone, they'll be lotto tier in 5 years

>>156951715
>the Visma rider

>>156947175
I'd say MotoGP but currently it's just marquez wins lol currently

>>156951715
Cope, disrespect and self glazing

>>156942436
me on the left

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Why don't they build ramps over the dangerous road furniture?

>>156956789
Yeah man let’s do 200km+ covered road furniture for 21 days, they get flashy graffiti which is more than people had that raced without helmets

>>156956789
I've been doing some looking around on twitter and appearantly it was the moto's fault who took a bad line and led the peloton like lambs to the slaughter

https://x.com/i/status/2078920494678790559
He looks relieved

>>156959101
High as a kite.

This is the lamest half time show of all time

How did american culture spread around the world

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>>156961129

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>>156947175
Track cycling (women's)

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>>156959101
>when the collarbone is collected but legs are still getting better

>>156961129
It's so non-specific and plain that it spreads into al the places missing in proper cultures.

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Back in the day real riders rode with broken collarbones and won stages.

>Pogacar says he wasn't beaten on purpose at Plateau de Solaison
>"In the end, Remco was just better in the sprint. He went early, he sprinted very strongly and I simply didn't have the answer I hoped for."

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>>156962444
Or broken hips (though he didn't win a stage in 2013)

>>156956789
because UCI would ban it
they banned bunny hopping curbs lol

>>156961918
whatever happened to burgerschizo the guy that kept posting that ukranian burn victim cyclist chick

?

>>156956789
Or just remove it. Its not that expensive, cause every municipality has road crews to do it.

>>156963715
please don't invoke him

>>156963715
I've sometimes seen an American schizo elsewhere spam pictures of Niamh FISHER-BLACK so I presume he's been banished from /sp/

>>156964095
I think I saw him post a pic this week

Didnt he post some shitrace on pcs where she won?

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/jean-bogaerts
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/jan-bogaert

what a shit sport

Today I felt like that older man shrugging when the Jumbo guys came powering by.

>>156972484
They'll probably start to seriously draft FFP rules for teams now. It's getting ridiculous.

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>>156963173

>>156947175
i like basketball. but summer is kind of down time for most sports. just go and enjoy your holidays!

>>156963173
...right

There are "people" (on twitter) who actually think Pogacar didn't gift the stage to Remco

>Thus, for the first time ever, the team was unequivocally built on Vinggaard's classroom, which is why it hurts extra that they now run around a hen that has been cut off their heads.
gotta love bad auto-translations

>>156942436
God bless the Quinn

>>156963173
>Making Jonas wear the cuck jersey
>Giving Remco a consolation prize today
>Giving Del Toro a sugardaddy win gift

Based

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>>156979302

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god this game has been such a fucking slurper

>>156964041
>>156964095
he was fignonposting a lot on /pol/ a year ago

>>156979302
the slap is so kino

Can't believe cyc is surviving this
Then again, it's a slurper

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im just posting web m's

>>156985902
Thats when the mong police stopped Froome, right? Still funny

>>156986342
Do you have Nibali sticky bottle webm? Haven't seen that one in quite a while

>>156987137
lol

>>156987137
kek

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No cyclismo tomorrow.
What am I supposed to do?

>>156985520
Seeing Argentina lose was fun though

How's Roglic doing?

>>156993283
He isn't even aware the Tour is taking place

>>156963173
The Dopeur is just vile. It feels like he has had it out for Fishboy specifically. The second he was out, he discovered his generous streak and gave away a tour stage for the first time.
I hate this timeline so fucking much.

Not a tourist, and I also think retirement might be possible for Fishboy. He 'completed' his career by winning the Giro, and looking back it doesn't seem likely he will win a tour against the Dopeur ever again.
If he rides the tour 2027 and has any fighting spirit he will have my respect, not that anyone cares.

>>156993332
>Fucker made a skid mark with his own skin
Fucking hell, I forgot about this chute

>>156993601
He's lucky then

i wish i could go for rides in the afternoon but it's been above 33 for the past month

>>156993964
>his
these are le femmes

>>156993952
It would be cool to see him shift his goals. Maybe go for stages instead of GC. But I doubt they'd let him, sponsors rather have a 4th place (after pog, toro and seixas) apparently

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>>156994103
Comfy 20°C here, dry but cloudy. Perfect for riding as a heatlet

>>156995076
fuck you

>>156994848
He would have to intentionally lose a shit ton of time before the first mountain stage for UAE to let him go, and this is assuming they will let go of their specific hatred of him.