Dan yusho incoming >Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dThread 9 >>157007793
Futa in-stable playoff incoming.
>>157039827GOY VS GOY
>>157022337
>>157040180>hosh hears he's fighting a maegashira tomorrow
Nabatame wants to take the shikona of Miyabiyama btw, he just won't ask until Makuuchi debut.
>Be Yokozuna West Onosato>fucking lose>Be Yokozuna East Hoshoryu>fucking lose>Be Yokozuna candidate Kirishima>fucking lose>Be the most hyped rookie ever, future Yokozuna Asahifuji>fucking loseWhat did they mean by this.?
>>157040386Losing to cold bukkake nabatame isn't something to be ashamed of, he isn't a god
Still believing in Hosh.
>>157040386Most of them were Mongs.
>>157040386Sumo is hard and Hakuho was singular
>>157040386It's sumo, everyone loses.Get over it.
>>157040876At no point in time since the 50s had there been such a lull in talent. We're on a record streak of four 12-3Ys in a row. That's literally never happened before. How utterly mediocre.
>>157041177What if the talent is just so good that no one can get 13? Everest is twice the height of Mt ranier, but ranier is much more prominent
>>157041259Only because no one lives near Everest because it's so fucked up.
I have taken the elder stock miyagino for myself on uchinoheya and moved the stable to a secluded mountain in aomori
Why is there no Heya on okinawa
>>157041336Based honestly. Can I move in?
>>157041391All stables are in Tokyo except Nishonoseki because Kisenosato is a fucking idiot.
>>157041391Afraid that succulent young wrestlers might get taken into a back alley and get raped by bored US Marines
>>157041409We have no open beds we are poor
>>157037071>>157037618the appropriate term in this case is mancubus
>>157041391In addition to the other answers which are both correct, Okinawan traditional culture is different and they have their own variation of sumo with different rules and customs.
hinkaku
>>157042264Mario out there practicing his goomba stomping
>>157039761>earliest KK amongst sanyaku/joi>leading the yusho raceBased Dan, the guy is clearly a cut above everyone else on the banzuke
>>157042421>those ass pimples, disgusting
>>157042360Nigga got handed two wins by a retard jumping into his arms and another retard just walking himself out. Shishi is clearly a cut above since he fought for all his wins.
>>157042264This was on the tv newsI found the building where this is. It’s in kind of the bad part of town. fairly close to the park where the Filipino prostitutes and Chinese gangsters hang around. I think somebody fired a gun there about 10 years ago
>>157042264Perfect setup for an isekai comedy.
>>157042686wait is the proper word “Filipina”? They’re not male prostitutes. At least I don’t think they are.
Hopefully Fujinokawa can go KK now that he's made it through the Sanyaku Gauntlet with a decent record.
>>157039761Actually shishi wins the yusho. Wrong ukrainian op.
>>157040552vaginal
>>157042858it would be funnier if he continues to go 7-8 with two koikachi every tournament
>>157042958kinboshi
>>157040552>the weak should fear the strong
>>157040386the yokozuna are currently fucking shit>onosatoat least has a pass because his shoulder is fucked and he and kisenosato are both being retarded about it instead of letting him get surgery>hoshoryusimply put, he's not fat enough to resist all the fatter fucks than him and he's too prone to choking so his advantage in technique mean nothingI'd rather go back to terunofuji as a sole yokozuna because even though he sat out half the year, you just knew he would dominate when he's competing
Anyone playing uchinoheya? I have all my wrestlers use kaze+their last name until they reach juryo
Now that zaks losing ozeki, how far do you think he'll slip before stabilizing
ukrainians are both 8 - 1
>>157042733Gendered nouns don't really exist in English so no one will expect you to use it here and nobody would interpret that phrase as them being male
shishi vs ayonishiki match will be interestingi think ayonishkiki is favourite
I’m thinking we’re having a white boy summer on our hands.
Abi got hitched
Who is a confirmed gay rikishi?
>>157044954Kinbozan
>>157044954Onosato looks like a gay homosexual
>>157044954Enho. Gay pretty boy refuses to get fat for his twink lovers
>>157043818>he's not fat enoughEnough of this cope. Hosh weighs as much as Asashoryu did in his prime. It's purely a Hosh issue, not a weight issue.
>>157042719Both of them get isekai'd together but in the wrong bodies
I need to see Shishi face a yokozuna.
>>157045376too bad you're gonna see him farm more wins off of double-digit maegashira
>>157045376Only contenders get to face the basho leaders
Onosato does the autism blink a lot
Kotozachary
>>157044785#PrincessWatch congratulates Abi on his triumph — may his home be his own Chrysanthemum Throne.
>>157045402Thats a greater challenge than farming them off horseSHITryu
Danbros - we are winning and the haters are seething And Dan is still a young man, we're going to get to enjoy this for the next decade or longer
danfags are getting uppity again
post your face when kotoeiho outranks kotoshoho on the next bankzuke
>>157046417>And Dan is still a young manNot that it matters that much but it is kinda funny with Asahifuji being the flashy new guy who's the next big thing but hes older then both Dan and Fujinokawa by a couple years, and probably a few more top tier guys that i dont remember the ages of. Just with the way hes burst onto the scene for somebody like me who's new to sumo and didn't follow what he was doing in the dojo it feels like he would be 18 or something.
>>157047129
>>157044284I could see him staying in sanyaku more or less indefinitely. He's never making ozeki again though.
Sorry I'm late niggatame bros but that was a huge win. As I predicted the gooner arm secured the win. The way he is fighting he is going to blow through juryo and make his makuuchi debut early next year.
>>157044284> he believes in the sekiwakezakura conspiracy theorySorry, that's gonna be an 8-7 at the cost of YOUR favorite rikishi suffering, that's the law.
ICHINOJOC H I /m y b r o /
>>157048208
I do not care about futagoyama
Oh hey, didn't check before because I assumed the world cup would suffocate any /sumo/ thread that tried to pop up, is Asanoyama still standing? And also does anyone have the latest version of the Sumo Canon Power Rankings?
>>157048420> I assumed the world cup would suffocate any /sumo/ thread that tried to pop upSurprisingly, only two threads drowned.> is Asanoyama still standing? Nigga, he's a runner-up. 7-2.
>>157048482Holy shit it seems I've been missing some prime sumo
>>157048420
>>157048820Alright, thanks man
It's a fucking bitch normally i watch everything direct but i gotta work early morning ONLY THIS WEEK and can't stay up until 5 am. gay nigge rbullshit fuck this
>>157048907No, you CHOOSE not to stay up until 5 am. Don't hit me with this "can't" shit.
>>157048820Are sumo wrestlers not allowed to have beards? Kirishima looks good with one
>>157048820Caveman Shishi might be able to make it on this soon.
>>157048981Yes, they aren't allowed to grow their beards
>>157048820where is Kouga (awakened)
Nagoya International Center is often abbreviated to “NIC” on signsI wonder why they don’t use a similar abbreviation for Nagoya I.G. Arena?
>>157049008>caveman shishiThat's redundant.
>>157049128I was at Fukuoka Airport last year and I giggled like a schoolgirl at all of their signage.
Omori and Nihonyanagi with the 20 second staredown
>>157049183kekthe facial expressions are the best part
>>157048981Beards have been informally banned since sometime around the 80s, but they weren't officially banned during basho until 2019.
>>157044954you seen how some of the lower rank guys act in the kitchen in the sloppa videos? in futagoyama sometimes they have to go "chu chu nai" and point at the camera before someone does something gay on film
>>157049128
>Shirokuma with the 7-3It's good to see him on decent form this basho, it's my dream to see him rise to Makuuchi once more.
>>157049903I feel like if he could consistently find the thunder he shows off sometimes he could stay up there
>>157048208>>157048232I was thinking about ol' Sleepy earlier today too. I kind of miss him and Stand, if only because their ability to win by doing nothing was a good barometer for the power level of rest of the banzuke and I think they'd be chaining yushos back to back now in the current state of thingsAt least they'd make for better villains than being annoyed about Hosh and Onosato blowing chunks, or wishing the one or two Dan-obsessed faggots would shut up
You now remember Hokuseiho.
>>157049986If that retard remembered to use his other arm I swear to God he'd be ozeki in this current and absolute state
Straight in to the audience
Kankuro down LMAO
holy shit lmao kankuro btfo
Lmao quadruple kill
>>157049986I HATE HOKUSEIHOI HATE HOKUSEIHOI HATE HOKUSEIHOI HATE HOKUSEIHO
>>157045376>>157045402Shishi fags are delusional. He looks like a troll from Harry Potter first movie, and the movie one was more agile.
>sumoDB still down
>>157039761>KK>immediately speed hobbles out of the building and drops out
>>157043818Cope. Harumafuji was lighter than him and still a Yokozuna during Hakuho era.
>>157050082I wonder if he had lost his balance but bounced off the ref and as a result managed to stay in the dohyo would the match still be legal
>>157050082AIEEEEEE (at 200 decibels)
>>157050116Tamawashi wouldn't bounce off of any gyoji lol, he's too big.. and even IF that happened, yes, it would be legal. There were matches in the past where gyoji got in the way and basically saved a rikishi going out.
>>157042686>I think somebody fired a gun there about 10 years agoAdded context for our American friends: Gunfire is not a normal occurrence in most countries.
Aborted
>random gunfire in cities? we don't do that in germany
>>157050160sound boring
Slowest henka ever, and he fell for it!
I've had this post stuck in my head since it was made
>>157046417These retards really tried to say he was "figured out• lmao
woah kazuma yokozuna dohyo iri
Both Yokozuna need to work on their facial expressions, they look so bored doing this.
WAKE UP KAZUMA
Predictions on Hosh vs Dan?
>>157050511the kesho mawashi is holding his breasts
>>157050530I didn't need to realize that.
>>157050501fuck the facial expression, they both need to work on their sumo which fucking sucks ass. There's absolutely no yokozuna aura around them at all. God I miss Teru
>>157050599Ono always has this sad broken look in his eyes these days
>>157050516hosh
apparently they're reducing the touring schedule from 90 days per year to 70 starting next summer cause people keep dying too easily. better than lowering the dohyo I guess.
>>157050618Cause hes being forced to keep fighting when he knows he needs to recover. Hes like that beaten mule that needs a break.
>>157050516
Finally able to catch the basho live for onceMorning lads
shishi time
>>157050675You're just in time for a Shishi win!
our retard :(
>ogre starts thinking>losesheh
/ourretard/...
>>157050705>start believing in him>he losesevery time
Shishibros...
Retard bros... Did we think too much?
The Shishi dream is over
evil spirits taking over
Since the Yusho dream is dead im just hoping he can get to 10 wins.
>>157050759it's not dead yet, the only guys with 1 loss are younger koto and dan
Close to being discarded by the evolutional race, the burden of preventing a sole lead in the basho now rests upon a single megafauna.
>>157050763He cant be losing to guys with 2 wins, his fights are only going to get tougher from here and there will be more losses.
Sirs, could we add a list of common kimarite (or even common sumo terms) in the OP?
>>157050781It's in the rentry I'm pretty sure
>>157050773nice cameltoe
>>157050781anything you're curious about in particular?
seriously HOW is sumodb's uptime this shit? how does this happen every single basho kek
>>157050775sure but the dream isn't dead yet. give our retard your energy
>>157050809It's good to have a backup alternative.
fatzuma
not a good day for kaiju
Bastards, we got cucked this basho... Vanilla-fags won...
Kazuma sucks ass
Slippy K
strategically placed overlays
Kazuma, Asahifuji, Yarden. What other shitters are you guys gonna keep telling me about
>>157050781I have this page open whenever I'm reading this placehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_sumo_terms
It honestly feels like his knee gave out or some shit. He used to walk better!
>Fishlips the second 1 lossJust end me
lmao what a match
GET FUCKED ABI
Anyone support a heya to get a stamped banzuke?
Koto looking so good this basho.
He's got millennia of experience, Abi..you can't do that..
they call him the flying guillotine
> RULES OF NATURE!!!!
>>157050887yeah his thighs are like tree trunks
good shiko keeps evil spirits at bayfor now
>>157050863Looked like he got bonked on the head pretty hard and just went limp
>>157050908princess carrying the blushing bride
>>157050854a new challenger appears
>>157050881>you feel a chill running down your spine... Abi will defeat your oshi when you least expect it....
>>157050936NOT TODAY CHAOS
I don't know what Tobizaru's plan was there, he got BTFO
>>157050946no, not today... but soon...
what if there was a loli rikishi who loses every match and cries
>>157050964>was getting BTFO part of your plan?
>>157050969buy an ad
>>157050973i'd jack off, i guess
>>157050973
>>157050973girls are not allowed on the dohyo
Who are the still active ex-ozekis?
>>157051032kotozakura
>>157051025Explain this >>157051016 then
>>157051032Aonishiki
>>157051041boy with penis
>>157051032TakayasuMitakeumiShodaiAsanoyama
*does not worry, worry about Asanoyama's performance*
>>157051016
>>157051097stop posting ai slop
>>157051097ick
>>157051097kys ai slob
>>157051118>>157051111>>157051107
>>157051097god AI is so shit. I used to think it would end up great but all it's done is enabled feckless spergs to vomit soulless memes
gwan fuji lad
>>157051151>fuji ladThat's like half the banzuke.
I swear all of Hiradoumi's losses look exactly the same.
pink man's dark powers do it again
Ura using the magic powers again
>>157050973mesugaki status: CORRECTED
> *Hiradoumi tried fleeing!> *Fleeing failed!
he's got that frog in him
a lot of rikishi stepping out or falling down on their own this basho
>>157051032Hoshoryu and Onosato
fujinokawa going to post two kinboshi and a mk lol
Yet another uncalled matta, glad he lost.
manlet should've henka'd his ass
>>157051222Balancing his rank so he can keep earning them.
>>157051204yokozuna is still technically ozeki for ritual purposes
MY BOY GONOYAMA
I dunno why people think Yoshi is Ozeki material.
in this house we GO FORWARD
>shishi lost to a shitter finallyit's over. 8-7 incoming
I like how they all pick a unique mawashi colour
Send the creature back whence it came.
How'd the futa goy boys do today
>Start believing in fishlips>He goes 1-6 right afterMy bad, he got me fooled
>>157051313Mita and Nabatame didn't fight today. No one cares about Roga.
Will he wiggle today?
>>157051325but what about koga
Ozeki run hopes alive.
>>157051357>kogawho?
Atami Ozeki run forwards on!
Holy shit Mienoumi is still alive???
>>157051377his 'comin' to fuck your bitch' walk is e x q u i s i t e
>>157051388He's sticking around until his grandson Koga becomes a Yokozuna
Kirishima has resting smug face
Kirishima must not become yokozuna.
Kiri bros???
trying to play mind games
it worked
>>157051414So this is why Japan's life expectancy is so high.
Kirishima is so handsome, hugs the spotlight everytime he is on
Your 76th Yokozuna Kirishima
>>157051462
The crowd used to cheer for Zak's war face...
>>157051483I still do.
kotozakura absorbing techniques from aonishiki
>>157051490Exactly what I thought, pretty sure that's the second time he's won doing that.
Everyone unpause, Aonishiki is on
>>157051478thanks, doc
damn that foot's really taped up
GO HOMU WAITO PIGGUU
Imagine if Hosh was intentionally throwing salt towards Dan's fucked up toenail.
GOT HIS ASS GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED
WHITE MAN
easy
LMAO
Yokozuna sumo
THAT'S MY WHITE BOY
too easy
HORSHITYU
I think I preferred when the yokozuna were absent
Dan Ozeki run now, Yokozuna run after.
76th Yokozuna Aonishiki>The Ghost of Kiev>The Last Soldier of the Azov Battalion>The Tsar of the Mawashi>The Destroyer of Knees>Diamond Back>the K.K.K. (Kachi-Koshi Knight)>"What Shishi would look like after 2,500,000 years of selective evolution">The Horse Whisperer>The Shoulder Collector>The one who killed Kotozakura's lesbian girlfriend>The Ozeki that was promised>Dan the Terrible>The Doom of Mongolia>Danmagne>Taiho Reincarnated>The True Great White Phoenix>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
we are so fucking back
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
white boy summer
horse status?
WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' TOENAIL
i love being a Dan fan
Hoshoryu really is Aonishiki's bitch
>>157051545Seriously, the guy's this good with a pretty gnarly foot injury.
>>157051555>The one who killed Kotozakura's lesbian girlfriendqrd?
One more win
good hinkaku prevailsstrong claim on that cup
>>157051554>Ozeki runOzeki recovery.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!
>>157051555Aonishiki timeline>2025: ozeki>2026: yokozuna>2027: audience with the emperor and appointed shogun>2028: invades Korea, China and Russia to redeem rightful Japanese clay and fullfil the prophecy
>>157051566same as ao is yoshinofuji's bitch... there's always someone you struggle to defeat
Take the horse behind the shed, just give Dan the rope at this point.
Nice. Both yokozuna got owned this basho.
>>157051533lol
it wasn't even close, hosh just does not match up well against aonishiki at all
>He's getting his Ozeki rank back.Very nice.
>>157051566Onosato > Aonishiki > Hoshoryutherefore Hoshoryu > Onosato
This is fuckin pathetic. Can the JSA just retire Hosh already? They only needed him for London.
>>157051572Last basho the attendant that started the tradition of standing in the hallway and encouraging kotozakura retired. I asked for an entire basho who it was one time and every single day someone replied with "his lesbian life partner" until day 13 I think it was. It was repeated most bashos from then, only some days by me. it was fun.
>>157051588Who besides Onosato matches up well against Dan? Fujiryoga and Kazuma?
>>157051555RaiDan
HOSHITYU!!! HOSHFUICKING SHIT YU FUCKING SUCKS YOKOZUNA MY ASS SHAMFU DISPRAY does that fucking loser have ANY defenders left???? just retire already
>>157051588It's gonna haunt him that the only time he was able to beat him was when Dan was on one leg.
>>157051604yoshinofuji's 5-1 against him, oddly
>>157051603I didn't realize he retired. I knew about the hallway staring
>>157051604Maigashira Oho. Something unlocks within him everytime he's not in the Jonidan.
he was so tentative, scared to go forward
Frontal crush out from Sato must fucking hurt.
friendly reminder that horse and ohno are tied
Spiritual Onosato loss. He was getting tossed out.
???Shinpan blind
oof
>>157051642It's because Daieisho is a parrylord.
>>157051621the news initially broke via fan club letter. I heard rumors it was to get a job to care for his mother but I don't have proof.
i fucking hate this man where are the strong zuna
damn daieisho was taped up
BEING TRACKED BY A STARVING BEASTLOOKING FOR ITS DAILY FEASTA PREDATOR ON THE VERGE OF DEATHCLOSE TO ITS LAST BREATHGETTING CLOSE TO ITS LAST BREATH
Onosato has such a suicidal risky style
>>157051671>strong zunacurrently fighting while recovering from injuries, chill
>>157051604Yoshi has a good run against him
Did sumo win or lose today.
Kotoeiho vs Shishi tomorrow
don't forget to stay hydrated anons
Anyone got a clip of the gyoji getting blasted out of the ring today?
>>157051725The Cossack beat the MongolTHE LINE OF KERENSKY SURPASSES THE LINE OF GENGHISARCADIA IS OUR DESTINY AND OUR RIGHT
>>157051725You might say sumo won today since mongol zuna lost a nippon zuna won and are tied right now. HOVEWER 6-4 isn't a good look, therefore sumo lost again.
>>157051799posted ealrier
>>157051799>>157050082
>>157051787Aoslurpski
Is dan the reincarnation of Roman von Ungern-Sternberg? I think so
>>157051867It's AoslurpSKYY.
>>157051844>>157051848tyty
>>157051867
>>157052022He's 4-1 btw.
Hoshoryustans in literal hysterics on R*ddit (falsely) claiming that because Daieisho's heel was maybe still just grazing the dohyo then Onosato deserved to lose, despite him clearly being the aggressor during the entire bout, and despite Daieisho clearly being dead by that point anyway. Your Noyushokozuna is a loser, get over it.
>>157052097Sato is probably owed some gyoji karma from that high jump match of his not being a torinaoshi.
Finally 2 yokozuna competing, surely atleast one of them has a mathematical chance at winning the basho
>>157052155>1 Yokozuna yusho in the last 12 basho (Sato, Sep 25)>All-time record of four consecutive 12-3YsWe're breaking all sorts of records right now, just not the right ones.
Lmao is Aonishiki wins this basho with his fucked up foot.
SumoDB's back up
So if you had to pick, who do you think is the most likely rikishi to be the next Yokozuna? It's gotta be Kirishima or Aonishiki, right?
>>1570523861. Dan2. Kiri3. Asahi
>>157052386Fujiryoga after dan
>>157052386I hope it’s Dan but he needs to chill a bit and recover. He is always flying.
>Hosh lost again against Aoi
>>157052556It's not like a loss would be a stunning upset or anything.
Is it better to burn out brightly, or fade away dimly?
At this point Hosh is pretty much guaranteed to lose at least once. I hope JSA will note him.This will also put some pressure on Onosharto - either perform or fix your injury
>>157052674Plot twist, Onosato's shoulder was never that bad in the first place and he's just washed.
>>157052321and it's dead againwrestlers with winning records over aonishiki:yoshinofuji: 5-1onosato: 4-1daieisho: 3-1ryuden: 2-0kinbozan: 2-1kotoshoho: 2-1hitoshi: 1-0nagamura: 1-0oshoumi: 1-0tamashoho: 1-0tomokaze: 1-0honorable mentions:oho: 3-4churanoumi: 2-2shodai: 1-1tochitaikai: 1-1tsurugisho: 1-1the clown basement:hoshoryu: 1-6kirishima: 1-4
9-1 Kotoeiho vs 8-2 Shishi tomorrow
>>157052751also Kazuma vs Fujiryoga, battle of the ugly bastards
Weird that it seemd the Onosato bout had like double the kensho envelopes than the Aonishiki vs Hoshoryumight not have been double it might have been a shorter "double" stack but it sure as hell warranted a double stackI thought that even if Onosato had more kensho requests he surely wouldnt have more than Hoshoryu AND DanyloWhatever
>The older brother is mediocre>The younger brother is the true talentInami, Tebakari, Ishizaki, Iwasaki, the pattern repeats over and over. Is Oho and his mogging of Mudoho the only exception?
>>157052809it's the older brother's responsibility to stretch out his mom's pussy so his younger brother has room to grow bigger.
>>157052805Japanese yokozuna, plus musubi-no-ichiban
>>157052386I don't want a yokozuna, I want Fujinokawa to set a historic record against them that wouldn't be eclipsed in another century because that'd be cool. As for who realistically gets it, Aonishiki has the chances to become another Musashimaru — a gaijinzuna who can consistently knock away 12-3/13-2 yushos throughout his career. Kirishishi makes a great ozeki, but he really has to prove himself worthy of it again. As for meme picks, Asanoyama (forma de slagfiend), 25 year old Fujinokawa with a signature "climb on the rikishi and ride him out" technique, Kotozakura on Ozempic and Kotoeiho, who is also there.
>>157053264Why are you using AI to write your posts
>>157052809Aha but the pattern still fits because you forgot about Naya
>>157053281The guidelines for academic writing in where i do things require an incredibly dry style, which has been slowly bleeding into my other speech. I had to buy a whole new keyboard once because I couldn't Alt+0151 to emdash anymore. I'll heal on the dohyo once I'll finally be done with that shit.
>>157053323But in that case I'd have to factor in Wakatakamoto.
>>157053264What's with all the empty space there, where are all the data centers
>>157053505Data centres need electricity not Bokh.
>>157050160uber-gay
Oho out there giving everyone free wins
>>157050973this but it's a milf, and she wrestles other milfs, and their tits are constantly flopping around.God, why can't the JAV industry do something like this?
>haha get it? i watch porn haha
>>157052689Kys retard
>>157051748>he's only one win away from becoming OzekiDAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DANthe Great White Hope cannot fail us.
>>157053811I don't watch porn precisely because it doesn't have a sumo milf league.
>>157052097I think my favorite thing about Redditors is that, statistically speaking, it’s almost certain that several of them have been eaten by sharks
>>157053654Being an Oho fan is pure suffering.
Noyushoryu is the worst Yokozuna in history.
>>157053394I don't think I've ever seen anyone use the "—" symbol manually, if you work for the gov or you're some sort of a court typing guy, guess that would explain it>>157053264Also looking at this picture made me wanna explore Mongolia via google maps and holy shit it's such a weird looking country. Ulaanbaatar tries to look like a normal city but it's more like a town with scyscrapers, and everything else is just filled with plain empty steppes or villages covered in a shit ton of shacks made out of random things they could find lying around I guess. Kinda grim, but I guess they're trying their best to stay in one place and it's not really working out. I really don't know shit about Mongols
>>157054138Say thank you to NSK
how many more basho until hoshitryu holds the record for longest time taken to get the first yusho as a yokozuna? im pretty sure kakuryu still holds it but it's getting close.
>>157054139iirc, Ulaanbaatar has a massive problem with air pollution due to all of the wood-stoves and shit burning 24/7. Can't blame these niggas using sumo as a way to escape that place, there is literally nothing for them there other than herding and shitty infrastructure.
>>157054138BAKKA! Do you ever heard of Futahaguro Kōji ?
>>157054309horse would keep the tie he has with kakuryu and a couple others if he wins this one, but that's not fucking happening anymore
I don't want another fishfamily yusho!
>>157054651A Kotoeiho yusho wouldn't actually be insulting to witness, but that Kotoshoho yusho was complete and utter dogshit.
fucking shishiFUCKING SHISHI
>>157054807Sorry that was my fault. I forgot to stock up on Lucky Charms so I gave him Honey Nut Cheerios and it upset his tummy. Will seppeku on the dohyo
>>157054044My favourite is the one where some Redditors volunteered in Ukraine and uploaded some photos from their bunker to Reddit to brag about fighting Russia. Took the time an artillery shot takes for them to learn what EXIF data is.
R*dditors leave
>>157054876tell him that if he doesn't get his shit together he's going to have to eat rice
>>157055065Just tell him that his losses make Eimi-chan sad.
But... are we truly better than Redditors?
>>157054757tomorrow Shishi will winnot coz he's in race, just in order to help Dan
>>157055132Yes. Considerably.
>>157053761To be fair I'm sure they have.
RCTD-354
>>157055257>Puroresuit's not the same
>>157055257>RCTD-354I thought it was gona be the one they clipped last thread with the 3 flat lolis and the ogre on a gimp mask
>>157055306Searching for "sumo" just gets you a bunch of actresses with that in their name.>Ichika Matsumoto
The Yokozuna are being weighed down by the pressure of the dark spirits circling the dohyo that Hakuho unleashed upon the sport upon his dismissal from his stable.
>>157055342They should get a priest to come in and cast Turn Undead
>>157055132I'll give him style points for the Felice Beato theming
Sir, this is a Denny's.
Shishi, the more wins you have the more McDonalds you can buy. [spoiler] Don't [/spoiler] think about it.
>>157055525Y̶o̶u̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶.̶
>>157055446nobody even mentioned middy or his opps bro
I had a dream Koga kachikoshi'd
>>157052809Don't forget Wakanohana and Takanohana.
>>157055446Ease off, Frank
>>157055869>dreaming about kogaLay off the Heya slop, anon, you're having a bad reaction
>>157050599>>157050618I miss the imposing gorilla that was Psycho Eyes Sato so much it's unreal. Sanyaku sucks and is predictable in a shit way now.>Horse>jobber>Onosato>shoulderbroken and mindbroken>Kirishima>he's just there>Zak>jobber>Aonishiki>go in low, opponent acts like an overwhelmed bumbling retard, win>lower sanyaku/upper maegashira>jobbers trading rank
>>157057769I'm glad Atamin broke through his ceiling and seems to be finding consistency. He isn't Ozeki material yet but this is fine. Go ahead try and predict next banzucky S1w, K1e, and K1w. Haku and the pig man might get a big bump up to Sanyaku.
>>157057817Who's the pig man? Goonoyama?
>>157054651https://youtu.be/ptP0OR-e7rI?si=LRGuOQk2AXh877v4&t=30UP FROM THE SEA, THE KOTOS RISE:THE STABLES AWESTRUCK DUMB!WITH ANCIENT RITES SO WRETCHED AND PERVERSE,FISH YUSHO'S TIME IS COME,FISH YUSHO'S TIME IS COME,FISH YUSHO, FISH YUSHO'S TIME HAS COME!
Has ozekiwake ever won sanshos upon his repromotion?
>>157058114I would fucking query that but sumodb is dead.
>>157057817Yeah Atamin and Yoshi are the only exciting ones in sanyaku now with Wakkers gone. And Fujinokawa as soon as he stops making retarded mistakes and if he doesn't break his neck.
>>157057902Face of a pig, fighting style of a bear.
>>157058472Manbearpig
>>157058487And an oddly specific degree in sumo stable management iirc. Fucker couldn't be more kabu-bound if he tried.
>>157052703Could've sword Takayasu had a good record on him. Guess not.Also>Aonishiki's winning record over Hoshoryu is greater than Onosato's over Aonishiki
>>157050082Why didn't gyoji move?
Dan got that big money, horseSHITryu got publicly humiliated.
>>157055132MUST CONSUME
>>157061169what do you mean, he did
>>157050082Old Man Tamawashi wanted to murder at least one gyoji in his lengthy career. He's still on the hunt.
>>157057475There has never been a clinical trial that proved that beta slop is bad for youI've watched that water park video at least 19 times and I'm perfectly normal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHQF4Sdp64Q
>>157050966
Tom o'Washi XDDD
>>157053394With EurKEY you can AltGr+SHIFT+- to get em dashes
>>157050795
everyone sleeping on the taker even though he is only 1 win off the pace. don't let those skinny ankles fool you, he has proved he can win the big show>b-b-but what about muh takayasu, he is only 1 win back toolmaoooooooo kwaboty
>>157062680Bitch please everyone sees the 11-4 coming. Good on him but he's not yushoing lmao.
have the anti-Dans killed themselves yet?
look who i met /sp/
>>157058114Dan isn't eligible for sanshos, he is still Ozeki in all but banzuke rank. If he yushos here then he is up for promotion to yokozuna following Aki
>>157062896who is the Mary Tyler Moore cosplayer you're with, fatso?
>>157062896Holy shit Teru you really met him???
>>157062937>If he yushos here then he is up for promotion to yokozuna following Akino
>>157062432>sumokotikiOutside of that it really feels like she is just reading the script like a newscaster.
>>157062937He needs two at ozeki. The results of this basho have absolutely no bearing on a yokozuna promotion, as he is sekiwake, not ozeki. Once, IF, he earns ozeki back, then the counter starts towards a promotion.
>>157064166Dan is currently ozeki, his repromotion will take effect before senshuraku concludes. So if he yushos here then that counts as one at ozeki.
>>157064345>Dan is currently ozeki,he is nothe is Sekiwake**he has the condition of scoring 10 wins to be immediately re-promoted for the next banzuke, not this one
>>157055132CONSOOMI spend my money on dumb shit too but at least it does things instead of sitting on a shelf for 40 years and then thrown in a landfill after you die.
>>157064345the jsa really needs a better portrait photographer
>>157064794The 3-quarter portraits that have started popping up are good, they have proper lighting and everything.
>>157064794place I used to work had the id card photos done by a dotard old man with a pocket camera and he would have it zoomed out to ultra wide angle and hold it a few centimeters from your faceeverybody was walking around wearing closeups of their nose nobody wants to tell a senile old man that he’s a senile old man so they just left it like that
