ill make the image whatever I want since no one else is making the thread edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dprevious thread >>156929776
Day 9 of 15. Todays big fatty matchup is Aonishiki vs Onosato. kachi koshi day
*crickets*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXIYvt_A0-0
Thread gonna die to queers posting the same 3 topics in new threads
The Koga win though. Winning record!
Who's the argentina kwabootie of sumo?
The Britbongs lose to Argentina (which is admittedly very fucking funny), which now heralds 1 hundred years of coping & seething and also fucking ruins /sp/ with aforementioned coping and seething. Please place "Falkland Islands" in your Bingo card free space.
>>157007945Danfags, I don't feel so good...
>no based webm broThings will be back to normal tomorrow maybe
>>157007793Do these guys have feeder gfs and wives that help them keep their optimal physique?
>>157010655free food in exchange for being a fat sumo wrestler
>>157009573Kisenosato false starting three times against Hakuho and then getting his ass dumped straight out of the dohyo in return.
Wakarashitaru norikomeRide with usNani ga chau ka oshietaroMuteki kantai pari zako kechirasuKachi kata no FlowYou should know that!Nobody can't stop meDoera danchigaiWe da "Undefeated"Kore PANCHI RAINWe made it yubi kuwae nagara Hate meMichi akero Bring it on
Still believing in Hosh.
>>157011789lots of big matches today in the lower divisons. Lots of 3-1 vs 3-1 and 4-0 vs 4-0too bad I gotta work in the morning and call it soon v_v
>ABEMA camerachads
he suffered more than all SUCKA players in the world... every day, he stands up to the greatest grapplers in the world, and gets thrown like a doll... yet, he wakes up with great hopes, still... we love you stunto...
>>157011941They know what they're about
Today is the true test for niggatame. I think he breaks the mongs undefeated record using his gooner arm.
>>157011941
>>157012276>>157012314Classic, the irony is that it looks like they were actually trying to catch the fan towel behind her but she chose that moment to get up and put on her shoes.
>>157012400
>>157012400> Elvis Presley encountering a Neolithic fertility goddess
>When your favorite wrestlers beats your Kachi Clash pick.
>>157013715>mfw being a Takanosho fanIt's feast or famine with this chucklefuck
>>157014138i like him just because he looks like he would be the best E Honda. But he sucks ass apparently.
>>157009573I'm going to go with Kirameki's career.. Although technically' he's bolvian. >>157010655They are popular with the ladies, but they are also supposed to folliow super strict societal rules that are harsh even by Japanese standards. It's quite permisbile to bring sweets or snacks as a gift if you ever go visit a stable.
thank god the crappa world poop is over
>>157011941it's illegal to do this in the EU you know.
>>157014254There's an argument to be made that he's past his prime, he's been grinding his way up for 15 years and solidly planted himself into Makuuchi, I don't think he's ever going to fall out to Juryo unless he has a catastrophic injury in which case he would likely just retire. His weakness is his footwork, he has a habit of leaving his feet behind when he moves forward. He's in an awkward spot because he's a little too good to stay in the bottom half of the Banzuke but gets dumpstered by the Sanyaku, so he also has a habit of doing pretty well, getting up to a high rank, getting smashed back down, repeat.But he was the guy I chose when I first got into Sumo and picked a guy at random to root for, so I'm cursed to be an eternal Nob Dog fan-towel waver.>>157014613I've heard that people and notably women in Japan regard Sumo wrestlers as quite attractively macho, and admire the qualities of willpower and dedication that the Sumo lifestyle demands. Not sure how true that is.
>>157009573kaisei
>>157011920lmao this nerd don't even know how lower division torikumi works
>tom vs kayototal tommy washer tmd
lmao when Dan annihilates onosato's shoulder again and double lmao when jsa kwabooties award onosato the win regardless him clearly losing again too
>>157015394100% perfect opportunity to henka tonight, but he won't.
>>157015419He's not gonna henka on an injured ankle.
>ai slop
>ai phobia
>>157015474You are right, it's a much better idea to get pushed out in 0.4 seconds on an injured ankle.
>>157014897Anecdotally my wife was asking me why I was watching disgusting fat men the other day. I asked her why she was married to one. We don’t talk much lately.
>>157015672Losing while trying to fight back is better than losing like a bitch.
>>157015764Gaijin-kun! I have to say, your posts over the last couple of days are the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. I was going to say may God bless you for your antics with delicious tsundere milf pussy but it's possible he already has.
>>157015937thank you, I aim to pleasealthough according to my wife, my aim is terrible
YAMATOOOOO
> already halfway through the basho, some top div KK/MKs confirmed todaySo, how do you rike it so far?It's good to see the entire sanyaku and the zunas be actually present at the bouts, Fujinokawa delivering another double kinboshi and achieving a first in post-war history record is kino though I hoped his performance would be better, WTK and Wakanosho randomly dying is ass, Kazuma and Daiseizan debuting was also underwhelming, I expected Kazuma to be far more interesting in Makuuchi for some reason. Overall I'd say I liked the house party basho in May a bit more, though maybe there'll be some big kino towards the end like Aonishiki vs Kirishima 13-2 playoff or some shit.
>>157016348Dan isn't going to last the full 15 days
danphobics prepared to spend then next decade+ chimping out about Dan's success
>>157016073Yeah that bout was great, I'm watching him for sure.
I haven't been able to stay up and watch the top division live since January and with DST becoming permanent I'm never going to be able to again.
>>157017239>DST becoming permanentassuming that that actually passes and doesn't just get dropped, I can't imagine them implementing it without at least a 3 year grace period or some shit to ensure all software and operating procedures and whatever can get updated in time
>>157017239Weak.
>>157017410If I was a NEET I'd stay up and watch sumo every night but the wagecage calls. I'm already up way later than I should be.
>>157017239Just move to Alaska or some shit.For the sumo.
>However, victory came at a cost. At the edge of the ring, Aonishiki lost his balance from a sidestep, failed to plant his left foot firmly, and tumbled violently off the dohyo. He remained motionless on the ground for several tense moments before limping down the walkway.>In the locker room, attendants rushed back and forth with bags of ice as Aonishiki treated his left big toe, which revealed a lifted, bleeding nail. When pressed about the injury, the 22-year-old admitted, "I felt it give way in my toe," but regarding the pain, he stated, "I don't know yet." Refusing to dwell on his physical condition, he swiftly shut down further questions by stating, "Let's talk about my sumo." Chairman Hakkaku, the former Yokozuna Hokutoumi, praised his stoicism, noting that Aonishiki has been dealing with foot issues for a while without ever complaining.Aonishiki ripped off his toenail and is still gonna wrestle, goddamn
>>157018116This sport is so fucked they gotta let these guys get healthy
>>157018116I hope onosato steps on his left foot then
>>157018160Whats the solution though? You cant let guys keep their rank on a declared injury cause too many people would exploit it just to keep a rank they might normally lose. The reason why Dan is even doing this is getting Ozeki back.
>>157018116I hope it's "only" his toenail getting caught and lifted, which hurts like a motherfucker but not as bad as re-breaking his toe.
Its time
whoa, he did it. asahifuji DOWN
DISPENSED
HE FUCKING DID IT
Fuck, the nerves got to him. Did you see how jumpy he was?
The reign of terror...is over...
But he was not Koga!
How?
>>157018531He forgot the rule of sumo, just walk forward.
>>157018390We can always use our brain, does the guy have a broken bone we can actually see on an xray or is he complaining that his tummy hurts? I think having a system that is strict is better than one that fucks everyone.
why do they have sticks on their pants
Bukkake dispensed all over Asahi's face
>>157018715No dick touching!
>>157018715ummmm actually it's called a mawashi
>>157018715It represents where you aren't allowed to grab; groin and inner thighs. Rikishi used to wear a full apron like you see in the dohyo-iri but it was done away with for practical reasons, the sagari is also a callback to that. The Sagari is just woven silk thread until you reach Sekitori rank, then you're allowed to have them made from stiffened silk as a symbol of your status.
>>157018715they’re not allowed to grab each other’s dicks but when you get to that size it’s sometimes hard to tell where your dick is so they have the sticks to point to their dicks when they become higher ranks their sticks switch from soft to hard
>>157018715in the past they wore the ceremonial aprons(kesho mawashi) during matches, that they now wear during dohyo-iri, the sticks are called sagari and are both a proxy for the old ceremonial apron as well as a signifier for illegal spots to grab
Dammit, I was really rooting for Shirokuma there.
real Kank hours
>>157018715To add to what the others said the rule is there cause Akashi's main move was crushing the opponents testicles which he was easily able to grab due to his size.
MANLET PRIDE WORLD WIDE
Nice recovery for Enho after the slow start. Hopefully his arm holds up.
Why doesn't anyone get a mawashi sponsored by condom depot
woah enho beat....uhhhh *flips through notes* hatsuyama...what a beast!
Trash removed
What's the japanese Kimarite for "Atomic wedgie"?
We could get FutaGoyAma playoff in makushita if Nabatame and Mita both go undefeated
>>157018978Imagine that happens and Mita retears his ACL
>>157019014>and Mita retears his ACLcold bukkake style.
>>157018931Kesho-mawashi are expensive and they don’t sell enough condoms in Japan that the marketing budget could afford onethe box in my drawer is dated 2010 and it’s still half full
OH LAWD HE COMINstraight up dick to the face
>spent the last month in a state of post basho bliss after my boy wakatakakage won>busy with life until yesterday, finally I can check out sumo>waka spontaneously came down with a horrific life threatening condition and is most likely scarred for life and possibly disabledwhat the fuck man
>>157019033No not the kesh-mawashi, I want it on the mawashi
>>157019053Don't worry, he will do his shiko, eat his chanko and heal on the dohyo
>>157019053It sounds like it was treated in time, hopefully he recovers swiftly. Sumo culture being what it it, frankly he's lucky he still has the leg.
>>157019093He's unlikely to ever step on the dohyo again. He has kids, he won't risk it.
>>157019053It was me, you're welcome >154730892
>>157019053it's your fault
Piss meatball
>>157019123I fucked it up. >>154730892
The egg rolls on.
>>157019058They could probably do laser projection mapping onto the wrestlers themselves they could bill by the square centimeter so fatter bodies could be more profitable
>>157019158>Sumo becomes responsible for single-handedly turning the reputation of tattoos in JapanI like where your head is at, gaijin-san.
>>157012400Uncharacteristic loss of composure and stink eye from Kirishima. VERY disrespectful.
>>157019179>gaijin-san.excuse you, english-teacher-san is the polite nomenclature
Dont underestimate healing on the dohyo. I do it and ive never been hellflthier.
>>157019203kek
>>157019210Midorifuji seems to be fine too
>>157019053it got treated quickly(reportedly within the day), if it got left alone for a couple days it would be a life threatening issue. he'll likely recover fine, possibly with a nasty scar
>>157019053>compartment syndromeouch this is the thing that makes Costco chickens green isn’t it?He must have flapped his wings too much
>>157018116The things a man will do for ozeki status. Was that the same toe that he broke btw? Man it sounds pretty fucked up
>>157019203nah it’s cool my friends just call me gaijin without the san>it’s like being a black guy back home, except there’s fewer of us >-Mister Baseballgreat movie by the way, also filmed in Nagoya
>>157012103Did Deguchi throw him around when she was guest commentating on Abema yesterday?
>>157019400at least twice
>>157019400Why do all videos these days have sing-along subtitles? Has humanity's attention span really fallen so low?
>>157019541They are auto-translated by AI
>>157019573Grim
>>157019541Smartphones did a number on the human race, we may never recover.
>>157019541yes
>>157019541I think it's for when there no sound for whatever reason.
hello /sumo/ friends
>>157019916he is him
NHK's guest is Asuka Terada former hurdler and Daeisho stan
>>157019916hi hoshoryu!!!!
>>157019916You pro retard?
>>157019727We are so fucked it's not even funny. I work at a school and most of my day is teaching kids how to do basic figuring shit out from first principles, which would be fine in K-1/2, but I work with high school students. A good 3/4 of them literally don't know how to come up with their own answers and I am honest to god concerned we're slipping into an Idiocracy situation.
Dumpling niggas.
>>157019916What kind of name is Byambachuluun Lkhagvasuren
>>157020006obviously, dumb crowds are easier to control.
Are we seeing this sorceress in purple in the front row?
How are they gonna schedule makuuchi once more than half of them are from isegahama
>>157020006You think that’s bad, some kids have been taking my English lessons for 10 years and still can’t speak a word
>>157020076>Byambachuluun Lkhagvasurenit almost seems like something you'd see an enemy called in Noita.
the main character arrives
>Shishi vs AbiBest match of the night
RE-TARD CLAP CLAP CLAP
/OURRETARD/
The ogre is...too strong...
/OURRETARD/KK ON DAY 9
THE RETARD STOMPS ON
>>157019981Also featured at ABEMA's guest at a prior basho, I don't remember which one. She actually tried playing rugby at some point in time but suffered a bone fracture and went back into athletics. #HagWatch
Say it with me: Yokozuna Shishi
THE PROPHECY IS IN MOTIONOUR RETARD CANNOT BE STOPPED
>>157020217He'll take the new shikona of shishishi
OUR RETARD
:3
First Makuuchi KK of the tournament. Nobody can take it away from him. :)
>>157020240獅司死師 gonna dominate sumo for twenty years to come.
It looks like he was on the front line.
>>157007793PUT 2 STARS ON THE SHIRT OF THAT ABSOLUTE UNIT!
>>157020240Actually, this will be his new shikona once he reaches sanyaku.
Nabatame back in Juryo?
It's always sad to see the dudes that were competitive when I started watching sumo age out, I'd prefer if they quit while still at relatively high rank, but I do not blame them from getting the money while they're still in makuuchi
Lady in purple has got me glued to the screen
>>157020270
I knew Chiyoshōma would win. He's just too wily for that fat boy.
Kazuma getting HAZED by MakuGODs
WAKE UP KAZUMA!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!
chiyoshoma birthday boy, 300th makuuchi win, and now he is going to go home and plap his fat mongol wife. based
Seems like Kazuma is gonna need some more time to adjust to the top division
>>157020537Yeah. He's gotta learn how to seize the initiative, making openings, and how to deal with Mongolians.
>>157020450auntie thinks she's Princess Kaguya
seems like Chiyoshoma hit Kazuma's right eyeI hope nothing serious
>>157020537He just needs to do his own brand of sumo
>>157020585
>>157020450Same, Abema needs to stay on that camera.
>>157020430gotta milk those kinboshi while you can
My goat Asanoyama :)
Dan is the main event right
>>157020450She's so pretty, anyone taking pics?
>>157020687hosh yosh
>>157020690I got you, pal.
#HagWatch has opened #PrincessWatch, a #HagWatch subordinate.
da bears
>>157020745Not the fucking banana man
>>157020749She cracked a big smile when Asanoyama won.
what the fuck is that call
how is that monoii
Takayasu tried to take out the gyoji
>>157020793gyoji is retarded
Another gyoji is losing his head tonight
gyoji couldn't see what was going on because he was too busy running away
>>157020793gyoji was in a shit position. really sloppy footwork
>>157018943How dare you besmirch the skill of Hatsuyama
>>157020773He's got crabs.
take this gyoji outside
>>157020793Gyoji couldn't see on account of nearly getting a face full of Takayasu
>see dude literally flying out of the ring in front of you>give him the gunbaiyeah seppuku this mf
>>157020773Put some respect on Mr. Mustard's name, you philistine.
>>157020827Kani?
Fucking OWNED
OGRE DOWN
>>157020687This will be his scheduled loss to Onosato.
tough few days for us fujiryoga bros
>Doyers
>>157020901Dude has a restaurant in Ishikawa.
>>157020948He's giving his power to Shishi, such a selfless guy.
>>157020980Ogre Yusho no matter what
Good God I hate Oshoma
> Well done, Shishi, well done. HOWEVER...
*does no longer worry, worry*
Well alright, if you want to just give it to Ura, I guess...
Ura casually pushing WMH out of the way
>>157021302I take it back, Ura got low and had Wakamotoharu skidding across the Dohyo.
more like shidding across the dohyo
>>157012103>>157019400Found the clip>>157020213>#HagWatchBased Slovak
>>157021362GIWTWM
Gonoyama kept slapping that nigga's face and it seemed like it really worked as a technique
Takanobros...
>Dan ankle held together by glue and pain killers>next two opponents are yokozunasshimatta....
lmao
WTF is fuji thinking LMAO
> nigga bringing a high-frequency flashbang camera
jesus christ
Just some weightlifting.
BASED manlet
>>157021362YAOCHO!!!
Leave Oho to me
Impressive
Manletrage
yeah that little nigga deserved his kinboshi
Goddamn, that was awesome.
Credit to the manlet but how is Oho performing so unbelievably shit this basho? Was there an injury?
A liftout that unbalances the bigger guy while you're also being in an armlock to unbalance him and then push him on the floor is not a bad strategy, good to see him try and improve on different strats this basho. On the other hand, if it fails, you're gonna Enho yourself real hard.
>>157021622That's just how he is
>>157021622welcome to oho. >become komusubi>immediately demoted>perform weirdly well>become komusubi again>etc, etc
Danbros how we feeling?
Matador kino.
>>157021690bad
>>157021647Master of henka, master of all
>>157021690could go either way, Onosato's funk might have evaporated meaning he's a threat again. Or he might finally have the big guy's number. It's a coin flip honestly imo
>>157021690feels like he has no toenail
>>157021690like cuckolds as usual
strong fatwalk
>>157021690Ready to accept death
is hakuoho the only makunouchi rikishi that wears a mouthpiece?
Atamifuji looks so kino. If I imagined what a sumo wrestler would look like, I'd imagine him.
>>157021734we call this "projection"
>>157021758hosh and atamin do, not really sure about others though.
>>157021783i am also a cuckold
>>157021764
It's coming home. 2030.
>>157021821... but nobody came.
Z- ACK
Zak bros... Maybe a new tunnel slave is needed to change the mojo?
>>157021848?
>>157021872Man his grandfathers spirit is really something
his half-smile: restored
That guy in the black shirt sitting a couple places over from Dan looks like he could kachi koshi with the best of them.
Tired of seein ‘zak ack, man
>>157021924He can't float at 8-7 forever.
LMAO
Kirishittima
nice, kirishima is NOT yokozuna material
gyoji was correct.
Gunbai dori
weak cartwheel kirishitma
Churro won!
Impressive attempt at a cartwheel
Are they going to save kirishima? Only the power of bullshit can save it now
The yokozuna run... Not like this...
pissi kiritini
Chura's win, gyoji is right
Kiri has twice as many losses as Shishi.
why is Kirishima playing Street Fighter 3?!
What if they all gangbanged purple woman
CHURANOUMI DID THE SAME FUCKING THING ONOSATO DID BUT SOMEHOW HE WON? EXPLAIN THIS ABSOLUTE HORSESHIT
more like NOkozuna ahhahahahahahahaahHH
>>157021984>rope run>vertical rope runpick only one
>>157021918The face of an incoming henka.
For Kiri to still have a chance the rope he has to win out. Not gonna happen. He's never beaten Onosato too.
>>157022016retard
history repeats
>>157022016Churanoumi stayed in bounds and could have recovered if he'd leaned forward. Said recovery was unnecessary, because Kirishima touched the floor.
>>157022030by all means please explain how it's different even a little
The match right now
I don't feel good about this one...
>>157022012That's enough, Kirishima. That's just gross.
>>157022043his heel was still in when kirishima touched the dohyo. they literally explained it anon
>>157022043Churo didn't jump and stood on a border when Kirishima touched the ground
>>157022016Churanoumi in, Onosato out. Simple as.
>>157022043The rules are so simple, at least lurk for a few days before posting.
QUICKLYDAN NEEDS OUR ENERGY
>>157022016Chura was standing on tawara while kiri touched ground? how is that not clear. Ono was jumping out of dohyou
>>157022062They would destroy her...
Pre-emptive aonishiki loss reaction
HOLY SHIT
HAHAHAHAH
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>157022016Same reason why Onosato won against Dan in the past, despite the resident Danschizo's autistic screeching >>157015394 here.
Wtf was that
OH MY GOD
DAN BROS
hahahahahaha
Clown basho
KEK
ONOSATO YOU FAT RETARD
HOLY SHIT WHAT
ONOSHARTO
onoshartobros...
NOFUCKINGWAY
Not a good day for top ranks
the fuck was that
I can't believe this just happened
>>157022085GET FUCKED LMAO
>>157022085kwab
YOU FAT SHIT
Did this nigga just wavedash
>Hits forward a bit TOO hardThe mental... What damage has this done if the forward is now the losing move?
>just go forw-
>>157022085KWABALAB
>Onosato 5-4Damn I was hoping he would lock in for this one
>>157022085KWAB
>move forward>lose?
kisenosato_disappointed_face.jpg
Aonishiki can't believe his luck.
WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN TOENAIL
JUST GO FORW-AAAAAAACK
>>157022085Get shit on!!!
OLE!
>>157022164
AONISHIKI: 120% ONOSATO — GREAT FOOTWORK, DANCES ON THE TAWARI, SLINKIER THAN KOTO "MAEGAFAUNA 7" EIHOONOSATO: 65% ONOSATO — BARELY HIMSELF, NO CONSCIOUSNESS OF TOES, TRIPPED AND DIEDTHE ANTICIPATION IS OVER, THE NEXT INCARNATION ARRIVES
Onosato has always sucked ass in Nagoya
>>157022085oh no no no no no
God please let Hosh lose he'd be so fucking tilted for tomorrow.
>>157022206I will cope that he's still recovering. I know my boy's still got that dog in him somewhere.
>>157022197Erm, they arent even wrestling, they just tilted in opposite directions
so it happened AGAIN
Absolute clown fucking basho
HAHAHAHAHAH
God these Yokozuna are fucking embarrassing.
BOTH YOKOS SUCK ASS
Come on Hosh, lock the fuck in.
Uh oh spaghettiohs
nice "yokozunas" youve got there
>>157022215horse is fucking cookedaonishiki by some bullshit
HORSE SHIT LUL
Jesus christ
sanyaku got BTFO tonight
TITAL YOKOZUNA ANNIHILATION. CLOWN BASHO
NEPHEW
> just walk forwa-AC-ACK!!!
>out of ozekis and yokozunas kotozakura gave the best performancegrim
say something nice about our leaders
lol, lmao even
>Hosh 6-2Didn't both zunas bench out the last basho? what gives?
>>157022297>TITALWhy did Kotozakura do it?
ukraine on ukraine playoff violence for the yusho
give me a yokozuna who can win once a year please
>>157022311Shishi Yusho is still on the board
>>1570223112 hohols and a jap
just force these cucks to retire alreadywhat a fucking embarresment
>>157022311It's a hohol summer
>>157022311Two of them are CIA plants.
>>157022239It was a smart play by Dan, its clear Onosato is only comfortable pushing forward atm, so when he runs into a guy who's higher on the table he will have the skills to pull that off.
>>157022351Dan did what he could, but Onosato honestly snatched defeat from the jaws of victory by over-committing as hard as he did.
>>157022311Nigga, please turn off the dark mode. I wouldn't rule out Kotoeiho's JY at this point with good eventual sanyaku potential. The run-up is also good. Takayasu was at this exact position last basho, IIRC, but without the house party buff. Great work from Takerufuji and Asanoyama.
>>157022365he is becoming very predictable with that fucked shoulder. he does nothing but move forward.
>>157022365>>157022351It looked like Dan threw in a cheeky belt grab and pull at the very end, couldn't tell form the angle but that might have been what made the difference.
I will post my dick and balls and asshole if it's Shishi-Ao playoff.
>>157022387I hope this loss makes both Sato's come to the conclusion that he just needs to get that thing fixed properly already, but i know thats just cope on my end.
>>157022426>Shishi-Ao playoff.I want to see shishi yusho because everybody would be so mad and it would be so funny
>go forward>don't winI don't get it onobros... he did what he was supposed to do...
>>157022426Make sure you shave, clean and bleach 'em first. If I wanted to see some schmuck's unwashed balls I'd become an urologist instead.
> Oshi-zumō when done effectively can lead to a quick and decisive victory, but its exponents often fall prey to dodging motions or being slapped down, and may become helpless once the opponent gets a hold of their belt. Oshi-zumō fighters are generally thought of as simplistic, while yotsu-zumō fighters are seen more as technicians.
>>157022472that wont happen. shishi gets some topguys now, and will be CᏌᏟᏦᎬᎠ!
>>157022426Nobody wants that fag
>>157022579>shishi gets some topguys nowthe top guys will be fighting one another.
>>157022601If there is a low Maegashitter who is in yusho-mode, he will soon get a Maegashitter 1, than a Sekiwake, Ozeki and finaly a Yokozuna (so far he is still unbeatable)
Damn, and with that crushing win over Asahifuji, Nabatame has basically locked himself in for Juryo repromotion. Asahi looked like a complete chump, it's like he's never faced a thruster before. Teru needs to call up Oitekaze and ask if he can borrow Daieisho for a while.
>>157022700
>>157022800>PLEASE LET ME GRAB YOUR BELT HELP ME TERU-SAMA AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>157022800The future yokozuna already performing at a yokozuna level.
>>157022311Not enough people talking about kotoeiho kids on fire gets into peoples chest stands them up and doesn't let them work at all
>>157022635> he will soon get a Maegashitter 1, than a Sekiwake, Ozeki and finaly a Yokozuna (so far he is still unbeatable)You're saying he can actually lose?
>>157022832Yeah he's doing very well. He said before basho he needs to catch up on few guys who are in JOI already. I hope he surpasses his bro
>>157022881Kotoshoho isn't much of a benchmark to surpass. His only kachi in the joi from six years of trying was last basho when everyone good was kyujo.
Did Dan get injured during the March basho and that's why his record from then is fucking horrible out of nowhere
>>1570228961 yusho is still more than 0. Besides, he's sekiwake. He can be better than this, I like his sumo much more than kotolips
>>157022939Churanoumi broke one of Dan's toes on day 4. Then right before the May basho Wakamotoharu twisted Dan's ankle badly. And now on day 8 he rips out a toenail. Fucking hell this man's feet cannot catch a break.
>>157022861In the photo, are the two people in front the sumo comedian Akatsu and former Canadian national judo team member Christa Deguchi, and the two in the back former Yokozuna Wakanohana and a sumo commentator?
>>157022861Thank you for your contribution. #HagWatch
>>157023015Oh, wonderful
>>157022311only good hinkaku hereseems like a legit basho
>>157022939broken toe and cracked tailbone, allegedly
>If a lower-ranked rikishi is unexpectedly contending for the yūshō, they'll be "tested" against stronger opposition.Throw Shishi some tough guys already, he can handle it
what happened to datasumo I miss the gigantic informative UI
>>157011789Whats the meaning of this makushita bout? im new to this shit and i have seen this match mentioned a bunchShishi basho btw
>>157023417Asahifuji has been dubbed the strongest rookie in history. Nabatame is very popular and coming back from injury.
>>157023434Thank you anon
What's your stables name in the new stable manager game uchi no heya?
>>157023417Asahifuji was given ex-Yokozunas shikona from the get-go, meaning they had high hopes for him. He went undefeated until Nabatame defeated him, who is from Futagoyama-stable that has very popular Youtube channel.
>>157023372On the left, you have a guy who, couldn't join the battle for a long time, so he just stood at the stables and grinded that shit like Dragon Quest for several years, IIRC winning against sanyaku-tier wrestlers at the training bouts, and he began his career with a 25-long win streak (the great record of uninterrupted wins since the beginning of the career is 28 i think), winning every tournament of the first three divisions with playoffs, and he also participates using the name of a former yokozuna. Imagine if there was a new guy named Musashimaru and there was no gauging on the types he'd be more likely to lose to because he straight up just never lost. On the right, you have a guy from a stable with its own YouTube channel, which is not that ubiquitous, and they have half a million subscribers there. He was in the sekitori ranks for some time in Juryo (and Isegahama's only sekitori right now is Roga), but had an ACL injury and was forced to fight his way back from Sandanme. Plus, he just looks and acts funny (nerd ass with glasses and a human elephant without them, complete with a kesho-mawashi of one), and that's always a plus.Nabatame prefers pushing, while Asahifuji prefers getting the belt. It's an interesting encounter, at least.
Non-zero chance of a Nabatame v Mita playoff in Makushita.
>>157023372Oops, missclick. Data said he has a ton of workload and other projects on top of a full time job, so I guess it's understandable given he asked his coworker to help him out with his responsibilities during bashos and just straight up fell asleep several times during broadcasts. There's always Natto, for no commentary basic English information (names, wins and beyas) livestreams you'd have to go to AvoidingTheHenka, but if you want a livestream with more information you'd have to go to Queenbee, and we don't talk about Queenbee.
>>157023628Oh fuck I should not have looked this up, this seems addictingWadafaku-beya going strong. Picked two technicians and of course only my oshidashi guy is the one climbing the ranks
>>157023973>for no commentary basic English information (names, wins and beyas)yeah ok that's enough for me, I just can't tell most of them apart kekthanks anon
Damn my Kachi Clash would be sick if it wasn't for Fujiryoga and Kazuma being disappointments since I had Kiri, Dan, and Haku.
>>157023973>if you want a livestream with more information you'd have to go to Queenbee, and we don't talk about Queenbee.Really not more information. Midnight actually commentates on the matches. With queenie you're lucky to get a few comments on the most handsome fuccbois in lower divisions, and absolutely no warning that a match is about to start.Her streams are a particular vibe. Being informed is not part of it.
>>157024173I don't mean that, she actually has a bigger info UI now, but yeah, I get you, it's an experience.
>>157024007I got gifted Shiganosuke reborn and wasted it lmao 6'10 426 pounds
are japanese using their stink to cheat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4xDBzfKsZU
yACKozuna... the pinnacle of sumo.......
>>157024173>Midnight actually commentates on the matchesAnd his commentary is dogshit that's worse than no commentary at all.
>>157024479Oho lost because he kicked his legs in midair. Meant that when he came down his footing was dogshit.
>>157024479I miss Tochinoshin so much, it is unreal
>>157024327you might be on to something anon
>>157024479Throwho
Fuzzy rape
>>157024479
>>157024547This is a man who shits before he shaves.
>gonorilla>kinbozo>kazuma>fujiryoga>hiradoumi>asahifuji soonWhen did the ugly bastard build get so popular?
>>157025611its for the ladieshentai has given every japanese zoomer an ugly bastard fetish
>>157025611Hiradoumi is constantly being called up for training matches against Hosh and Kiri. How the fuck is he not better than he is?
>>157025611Ugly Bastard build isn't meta until Koga gets salaried.
>>157009445
>>157025801It's because he has a great push for training, but he gets easily thrown to side or dodged in a basho...poor dog now with 1-8>>157025087great reference btw
>>157023015
>>157027101>tfw no fit tomboy gf who I can wrestle and fish with
Let's go Nabatame
Predictions for Dan vs Hosh?
>>157029752There will be two healthy legs at the end of the bout. I think Hosh can actually execute a really good and clean throw on Ao, but I don't think he will.
Xoxol bros, we are unstoppable.
>>157030159I've never seen them speak to each other in any of the fan videos I watch.
>>157025611The troglodytes have emerged from their caves and are finally plotting their takeover.
>>厚雅の勝ち
>>157024545I was wondering who this bout reminded me of
>>157029752>Mongol vs Cossack expect to see some horsing around
>>157031114Boo
>>157029752If Aonishiki was healthy, I'd say it was a coinflip, but I think Horse is going to win.I wonder how much the taped up foot affects Aonishiki's traction, because Horse can push when he feels like it.
>>157031317> Hosh unbalancing Ao by just straight up jumping at him into a grab, doing what Fujinokawa couldn't and crushing him with the forward momentum
>>157031391>Hoshoryu will do what Fujinokawa couldn't and physically climb another rikishi
>>157031541
>>157031391Hosh sticks to slow tachiai, but it might a plus considering Dan's injuriesBut after Onosharto actually lost by himself today I won't be surprised if Dan somehow pulls it off
>>157031541>Hoshoryu will do what Fujinokawa couldn't and grow 10 more centimeters
>>157032163That's a low blow, man...
>>157029752hosh will fake lose the same way onosharto did.sports compromised. Itll come out later and youll say "omg I had no idea".
Sato or Hosh will have gone kyujo by the end of the basho to make sure we don't even get to watch a Zuna fight.
>>157032221Gotta hit low or you'd whiff
>>157032312> HOSHORYU, YOUR KNEE HAS RETURNED! I BRING FORTH THE DESTRUCTION OF ANTERIOR CRUCIATE LIGAMENT!!!
>>157032312Unfortunately we now live in the timeline where they're relatively healthy but fighting at maegashitter levels.
Do you think when Hoshoryu goes home for family get togethers that Asashoryu doesn't shut the fuck up about his lack of yushos?
>>157032857Absolutely.
>>157032857Asa just talks to everyone but Hosh and sips salted tea with fat during the entire get-together glaring at him like he killed his entire family.
>So bro I hear your son still hasn't won a championship>You know at this point in my sumo career I'd won 7 as Yokozuna
>>157015764>>157016071Hehe I like your humor. Blessings upon ye.
>>157033293Speaking of grown men in purple diapers, Takerufuji is exceeding expectation. I would've put him at a 9-6 at best but so far he's slaying it.
>>157033021>I told you that she would only give you weak sons
>Oh I...thought your ankle was injured>My ankle was....great exaggerated >UUUOOOOOOOOOO
>>157033410>was great exaggerated
>>157033470danfags are esls
>>157032987>salted tea with fatis that a joke or a mongolian thing?
>>157035069Black coffee with a tiny bit of salted butter is kino. Tea would be weird though.
Someone post webm. of hags lusting over Asanoyama and taking pictures
>>157036007here you go fin bro
>>157036680Fucking hags. Disgusting behaviour
>>157036680100% chance sheet flicked her bean to that.
>>157036680Literal succubus...
>>157022700>>157022800THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
Ukraine civil war on day 15 to determine the winner of the basho as both are 14-1
>>157037071The term is Incubus.
>>157030704I wonder if they almost consider each other as from different countries so they don't have the national brotherhood thing going on, Shishi is from the eastern border of Ukraine and considers Russian as his primary language, Aonishiki is 100% Ukrainian. Could be as simple as they don't get much time in the same room together due to their separation on the Banzuke and coming from different stables.
>>157029752If Dan wins, I'll consider him 100% BACK. I think Hosh has the advantage though.>inb4 Horse loses, but hurts Dan so badly in the process that he never gets his tenth win
It's impossible to not have huge respect for Dan after today. Ripped out a fucking toenail yesterday and still beat Sato's ass down. A yusho would be an incredible story.
>>157037698There's also a 7 year age difference. They may have hit top division around the same time, but Shishi was grinding for quite a while in Makushita and Juryo.
>>157038393>he broke a nail omg how did he win>powders asshole for jerome later
Asahifuji status?
>>157038734Are you okay?
>>157018116Never before has anyone ever displayed such extraordinary hinkaku.
>>157038899Likely incredibly butthurt over his first loss. Not surprised desu since he hasn't faced a thruster before as his stable has none, and Nabatame Prime is one hell of a thruster.
>>157018818stfu faggot
>>157039133you act like something wild happened when onosharto stumbled out the ring like a clumsy fuck.>WoaHHH MaJor ReSpect Bro! Off a broken Nail?!? >plebbitwojak.gif
>>157018931Ryduen's abortionist bought him one, sumo wrestlers don't wear condoms because it's a reasonable presumption that every woman in Japan wishes to bear their children
>>157019053wACKatakaKOGA is trash, just an oversized muscle manlet
>>157022800Fucking rektAsahifuji got cocky
>>157039240Imagine Trojan sponsoring him. >Ah, Torojyan, rike Greek warrior!Yeah sure Ryuden.
>>157019149
>>157019877>for whatever reason.
>>157039279>wACKatakaKOGAIt's evolving...
>sumodb is downwhere else can I look up 1990s banzukeroos?
>>157036680Did someone say a toast to the whores
>>157020240shiiiiiiiiiieeettt
>>157039624It always has its spotty uptime. Try again in a few hours.
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>>157039768Fucking kill yourself
>>157031317>If Aonishiki was healthy, I'd say it was a coinfliphorse has never beaten full power Dan
