GOATviously >>157038709
gay
First for Finland (pbuh)
Gromda coming up in September.
I wanted to like this guy, he’s got great power and fun to watch (usually) but I lost all respect after he said he tried to kill himself for cheating on his gf
>>157045273b I mean it stop making the threads so early there are standards I'm not picking an anime thread over a jones thread anyway just adhere to protocol
only seems like one heemer among them truly understanding the overwhelming seriousness of the implications of 6 grown men playing paddycakes in a pool. on one hand a picture of pure joy, on the other of pure horror and impending doom, respectfully.
cheating on your gf is ok because it taked attractiveness and skill.A woman cheating on you is grounds for murder.
Pyfer needs to learn his lesson and fight someone his age
there is no protocol in this loose field categorized as life
This heat is fucking horrendous I can’t sleep
Make a pit stop at Tito's Cantina over in Cape Coral, Florida today
This is the thread
>>157045414this is my helen of troy
>>157045414get an ice pack for your thighs
>>157045449how would you finna sleep with an ice cold meng b?
Stop in at Evan Tanner’s Stop & Shop for the essentials
The eye test never fails
Looking to take a huge shit? Tito's cantina's got the lavatory digs to get you shitting TODAY!
>>157045479You wrap the pack in a towel or blanket and let it cool your thighs down? Move your cock over so the pack isnt on it? Be a problem solver?
>>157045517Neither are champions in my journal
the ramblings of an individual of a severely heemed psychology, respectfully
Man's be spitting though
i got an ac
>>157045707what you have is spelled akhi
>>157045446Fucking kek
>>157045735it's actually spelled ilmalämpöpumppu
>>157045775does it eat a lot of power
>>157045819a little
>>157045597Sometimes it just feels nice to take a slightly hot shower and then go outside with a pair of athletic shorts on when the sun starts going down with a beer and a cigarette and wave all friendly-like at your various black neighbors. Don't need an AC for that, buddy
https://youtube.com/watch?v=m3-VwkV9wgc?is=QynUSwBCT-kX_hfs
bitches shut up
Thoughts on psychophonies?
women need to stop talkin lad
>>157045896when the mingedem sit pon mi cocky i have them channeling boudicca iykwim
>>157045929i was gonna post that we like women around here but then i remembered this is /bones/ and not /heem/ so please continue
>>157045971always great to see a committed black dad that hasnt left his family
>>157045971look at what brie stole from micheal. this is all he ever wanted
>>157045952Enigmatic post.
>>157045971I didn't know retards could be albino
>>157045971Hap has vitliagio?
does chandler have a bio kid now?
>>157046302It’s sneedy b
Yes, I AM a heem head. Yes, I AM retarded. What's MY message to the Word? Just think.
Probox is on
>>157046141mike's not even that pale b
>>157045819I always knew Van Damme had suga in the tank
any gay ass niggas here rn?
>>157046637Check ur mirror b
kenflo battle bots
you know you're asking some pecuniary questions b and I don't mean to make no interruptions to what you're saying but respectfully I think you meant to anquire of the nature of any *other gay ass niggas in here rn. you catch more flies with honey, two in the pink is worth one in the stink, or whatever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcXXJKIm69I
none of you should be using my air
GULP!
belalgio "fuhggedaboutit" mohamedicci
>>157045414Use your AC! It was 37 here today but my house has been 21 all day :)
Colby is going to tech fail Belal and buttfuck Khamzat on the mat.
Now look at this, huh?
Justin's walkout has leakedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di1mBv3iHMQ
And how about this, huh?
Think about it.
ynr Parker "The Human Turret" Porker
>>157047516
>>157047516bare knuckle beast of the east
So what ever happened to Pantoja? I remember him getting injured a while back, but I don't know how much time has passed. All I know is that it feels like forever, but no one ever tells you that forever feels like home. Sitting all alone inside your head.
Before you tell yourself, "It's just a different scene"Remember it's just different from what you've seen
And what about McGregor? With his constant inactivity and personal problems, it feels like his most recent saga of medical treatment and recovery isn't really captivating my attention anymore. It's like...I've become so numb. I've become so numb, I can't feel you thereBecome so tired, so much more awareI'm becoming this, all I want to doIs be more like me and be less like you
lotta yappin out of you
>>157047784And so what are you gonna do about it?
>>157047791im the guy thats going to knock you out cold with your family in attendance
>>157047813Come to Tarpon Springs bitch nigger let's run that fade
Uhhhm I think you guys should calm down
Is Colby usually like this after he wins?
my hands are unregistered appendages
And what about McGregor?McGregor won
>>157047880idk he usually loses
>>157047880never lmao
>>157047880Him and Arman probably met backstage and realized they're both chill pillow punchers who play a character out of necessity and got along
>>157047880Probably feels bonded after giving someone such a hard prostate orgasm via rape. You have to sugar them or they feel guilty for liking it
Can we laugh at the gay newfag retard who tried making a rival weebshit thread? This ain't your club, nigga we kill people who beat off to cartoons
HEEM SLEEPYHEEM DED
>>157048425I beat off to cartoons and I would heem your honey hole six ways to Saturday night
>tarpon springsheh more like tampon springs. stay ready for me kid, im taking that ass out.
just ate 2 whole pizzas good night heem
>>157048425I jerk off to cartoons and don't even train mma and would still box yer bleedin head off mate
>>157045414Have you considered getting a job so you can pay for an AC
>>157048524we ganna find out satday night
>>157048648For dinner?>>157048524>>157048693No you don't, stop joshin (hokit) around
Two things that make me happy in life >seeing the fighter I put money on win his fight>buying expensive shitNothing else comes close
shoutout to the puppy
>>157047832I'm here. I'm going to make you apologize on camera for saying the n word
>>157048733I'm 96kg I could hold you down while the other anon goes to town on your butt (i don't touch male ass)
>>157048778you fat fuck
>>157048778You're that old and that fat?AND you waste all your money on gambling and expensive french shit (trash)?You're gonna fucking die. Are you the parker porker of /heem/?
>>157048822is that what you'll squeal lil piggy? hehe
>>157048844I got nothing else in life so I might as well get as much dopamine as I can get
I'm 130kg get on my level
>>157048862I......KNEEL
>>157047832>>157048763Why you ducking me snud. Come to Rusty's parking lot
>>157048862Hey, Sam Lakeshut the fuck up about how fat your titties are and start talking about your play by play prediction of Dickus Sean 3
>>157048910suck my tits dude
>>157048862>>157048983how are you possibly happy being morbidly obese
>>157048988He just told you, he sucks his titsthis stinky chinky is happy as a clam
>>157048988life is a big adventure
>>157049013must be a real adventure finding a way to see 3 feet down your belly
>>157049027ever seen people cry at mcdonalds? food for thought
>>157049040bodied that freak
If you arent 155 then you arent at champ weight
155kg
in my entire adult life (i'm 29) I have never ever been at 155lbs, closest I could get was 74kg or something
Why are people talking about Paddy vs Topturo? The little fewl needs to go back to 145.
155# = alpha weight
>>157049170BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP
>>157049170Actually everyone is talking about how fat and gay they are, but I too would like to discuss mixed martial heemsClitia needed an ego death, but he obviously hasn't had one since he's still wearing copeglasses at night. HENCEFORTH I posit that he's not going to move back down and he's going to double down on some arbitrary reason on why he lost to Bustin and stay at 155 to get DIAPER'D by Paddleston. If he cannot get enough respect from piggy with his power, I truly think he's gonna get goofed in round 3. Also if he underestimates faddy, it's over before it even begins
Scousers literally do not get knocked out
>>157049262A bunch of them got knocked out permanently at Hillsborough
HECTOOOOOR
Heeminder that I run /heem/
>>157045273
>>157049259pretty good
>>157049293Not as long as Im breathing air you don't
>>157049337Sneed are you employed
>>157049337Then you must be a fish
>>157049337Sneed are you ok
Nigger
olympic gold medalist wrestler dricus du plessis
>>157049406ppfffffffffff hihihihi
>>157049391Fuck you. You can’t say that here.
>>157049433thank you my black brother
lets be honest sharty poosman was never good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ6yXEH_2R4
>>157049406
>>157049446So you're gonna tell me Tyrone Woodlet wasn't good? WHO DOES THAT TO DARREN TILL THEN?
Dricdaddy bodied that disgusting black freak
>>157049456thanks for the link (i won't be watching)
>>157049456It was always sad but let's really think about how embarrassing it is for it to be over a decade in an extremely fast moving and evolving sport since schaub was spiritually heemed by Joe Jogan, and he STILL thinks he can talk shop about fighters and fightingEven Coral gave up on this butt ass
>becomes the greatest of all time at getting back up
It appears that there's no choice but to bring back Guruposting.
>>157049522How can Dricus simply get up but when Cumbutt downs him he's permanently stuck in a damage-less crucifx and Sean could stuff and puff CumshitBUT Dickus takes down Seanathan and he's stuck and fucked?
>>157049522sorry (not sorry) but this nigga sucks at fighting
The crazy part is people actually really like me, and appreciate my contributions
>>157049548strickland got up in 2 seconds when DDP took him down
I've been in fights and getting hit is something I really fucking hate. I have a ton of respect from guys who take hits from some of the most technically proficient and powerful strikers on the planet.
my contributions on /heem/ have been very low quality but I'm mostly counting on volume
>>157049598Then you're lying, because if you're in a fight you don't even feel the hits, they're just really loud and offputting
Heem myself with food
Honestly? I could take a lot of punishment to the body but I have a terrible chin so I'd just get knocked out
>>157049548khamzat pulled the trick of the century by secretly planning all along to just lay and nothing else. dricus was training crazy shit like getting out of a fully locked rear naked and it all became useless. it was a trick that won't work twice.
>>157049630I got punched in the tum tum once and it didn't hurt or stun me but when I backed up to THROW HEAT, my tummy felt like it was filling with warm blood and it really took me out of the flow state.My chin is godly though, real blockhead shit, I could take everything you fags throw and still march forward. It's a battle of wills in there and I'm gonna impose mine
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
good luck dropping me i have 3 chins
>>157045273Fuck Dana
nigger I'm HIM
>>157049663I was gonna make a joke about marrying your sister and producing the most durable fighter but I felt it would be disrespectful so I'm not doing it
what if it was illegal to watch ufc for fat people?
>>157049779your mom lol
>>157049779It was, that's why fat john morgan was told he doesn't get the first question anymore unless he lost 200 lbs. Colby fuckin warned him.These fat fucks here don't care though, I mean they steal the PPV's anywayThat's fucking illegal
im not fat though im 193cm
i'm a fat manlet but idc yall niggas can't ban me from watching whatever i want
>>157049828Damn Finald yuor an big guy
>>157045273So apparently this dude is gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3nnqcuMefQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvQ8QlE1ah0
What's up with there being no high level hoodniggas in MMA? Sure maybe they were relatively poor or raised by grandma, but every YN at the top seems to have not had an actual nightmare life and you can tell they're not a drooling moron when they speak (compare any fighter interview to your average football or apehoop interview). Is it a psyop that being hood makes you good at heems?
>>157049262That's just false, lad. Wayne Rooney got slept next to the snooker table
>>157049863Baby Yamalhalal Hill yuo fuken ingrate
I know I can be a UFC champion, I'm just self conscious about taking my shirt off in public. Can I get a medical waiver?
>>157049890How you gone be a ufc champ when I'm bout to whoop yo ass boi? *heems you dead*
>>157049883That's a shit gay guy example, he means fightershowever Darren till was slept cold DEAD by an out of shape lightweight meng who we later learned was actually a can
>>157049888I've watched his youtube, he's not real hood. He's black so he gets mad easy, but he's relatively intelligent, which is why he didn't let Jewani run circles around him
>>157049900there's no proof he was actually unconscious lad
Whoever controlls the Tiktok algorithm can just make draws. Paddy goes viral all the time and women have been convinced he's sexy. He's the first UFC fighter to cross over to normie women.
>>157049802>That's fucking illegal
I'm not even gay and I'd fuck paddy
>>157049922Heem seepyGot hit with a meng that make a nigga toes curl
>>157049828picrel (you) vs meyou are a well known criminal
>>157049995Vito? What the fuck, you're a fucking fag?
>>157050012It's a JOKE
>>157050012hey not every cute male (me) is automatically a fagIm just built different.
Id like to thikn Im the Taiwanese Pauly walnuts of /weem/
>>157049975I think this is one of the rare heems where they put them on oxygen. Instant kwab
>>157050012I thought we already told you not to do this cringey reddit shit here pal?
i have a kind of tony soprano mentality
Furio was ASAIN
>>157050053>weyou the only nigga who dislikes this shit. All the other niggas either play along or don't get the reference and don't care. Nigga you the only mofo on the team
>>157050053Watch it cupcake.
>>157050055James Gandolflheemy
ohh he did the reddit basedprano thing? what an ian garry thing to do
>>157050053I was heeere....it's a JOKE
I ate too much cheese. I'm going to have to pull the DC towel trick at my next doctor appointment.
s o y pranos
>>157050099Your pranos? That some kinda Hungry shit?
that got em boilin
I'm not afraid to make a new thread if it comes to that. be careful.
Every American flag is me btw. You all fight with me, then you friend simulate with me. I'm a frickin' god at mental warfare>*hits you with a Bo'verhand*
>>157050102no sir, 'hungry hungarian' jokes are not allowed. its culturally insensitive and against the guidelines of /heem/
I'm setting my alarm for 156 minutes from now so I can wake up and make the next thread
>>157050140I'll apologize and kneel when you give me ONE good Hungryan fighter
hahahaha you all need to catch these hands
I study philosophy, politics, history, and literature just in case I ever bump into Luke Thomas. I don't want to feel dumb if I meet him.
>>157050152cant, none of the fighters have that hunger.
>>157050156Do I want HIM to feel dumb though?I don't want to come off as vociferous but if you'd excuse my candor, I do want him to feel like a torpid cretin
Why am I seeing a bunch of American flags? It's 2 in the morning. I want to intellectually spar with some Europeans.
Tom Aspinall beats every man throughout human history in a hand-to-hand one-on-one fight.
Fuck Russia for not surrendering to the West years ago. Imagine how dominant the West would be if we weren’t spending our time fighting Russians and instead ganged up against the rest of the world.
Gyms closed. Waters warm.
>>157050171What, the one finnish guy who pretends to be retarded or the fat french guy who is retarded?Neither are actually European and both have this weird submissive energy, so it wouldn't even matter.
UndisputedUnmatchedUnbeatableYuri Boyka
I'm just saying if you lock Todd Aspinall and peak Ubereem in a room, only Alistair is leaving without his asshole stretched.
>>157050152>when you give me ONE good Hungryan fighter...We used to be an empire you know. Our neighbours were afraid us. Now my country is tiny and shaped like a wiener schnitzel
please be kind
>>157050206No, yeah that's fine and all but just one good fighter. Even in your empire days I guarantee Stipe or Jon heem every last one of those dorks in mutual fisties
I miss when Dana would pick the walkout music for the non-draws. Lots of Linkin Park and other nu metal.
>>157050201That'd only be because Tom's cheesy bean spud is lacking good girth and ubereem has real horsemeat breadloaf shits.
I've never lost an MMA debate against ChatGPT. Eventually the little fewl submits and admits I'm right.
>>157050223WGAF I'd trade anything if they'd just fucking let me hear TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING during the PPV opener one more time
>>157050208fuck it man you're rightcome here bro
>>157050235ChatGPT fucking sucks at talking about MMALike an actual retard who just makes shit up. Makes you think, just how many boomers are asking it about things they DON'T know about and just taking dogshit at face value
>So these heemsters of yours, this "community". Do you interact with them every day? How do they perceivr your input? Put the pen down, this is a safe space we talk with words not aggression
>>157050208- mushy beans to Tom Aspinall
>>157050258I am so frickin sick of racewars ending with the goodguy being a fag. You just KNOW that if the opposite won, they'd be taking fat shits on their head and raping their corpse.
>>157050277Not a racewar but that's why TJ is based>this doo has no idea where he is or why he's being assaulted
>>157050171>I want to intellectually spar with some Europeans.how about this*farts right under your nose>>157050221yeah? how about that*farts right under your nose
The last two UFC's were entertaining for me, I feel like we are in a kind of dry period for a time now.
A women being into MMA is an ick.
>>157050317>A womenSARR PLEASE UNDERSTANDINGS TO NOT LIKE THE MARTIAL ARTS
>>157050303haha it doesn't smell like poopy so I guess you were hungry after all XD
jon jones coming out as gay and homosexuality being the best base for mma is the clearest signal that every heemster must begin their professional career now.
>>157050383Jones only has sex with men because he is hypersexual from steroid abuse.
>>157050398Gay Jon was shagging men pre-steroids though
>>157050398No, then he wouldn't have needed to take dick pills to fuck his gross wife. He does it for the love of the game. i mean just look at him pitching a tent while playing with hasbulla
Just realized that my penis will be so fuckign huge once i lose another 20kg.
>>157050383I think it's the anger from repressing his feelings that makes him so tough. I'm more open about my desires so I don't have that aggression.
>>157050476he's not that tough he lost to reyes
>>157050471I lost 50 pounds and got and about +1 inch. The most dramatic thing though, is how much bigger it looks when soft.
>>157050492you ain't that tough either cupcake
>>157050471how big we talmabout
slickus sleemed that dude
>>157050589Shut the hell up mamadou
>>157050554thats seems to check out.above normal bmi every 50lbs equals minus 1 inch dick.and all I gotta say I got a whole lot of dick to waste bitch. 300lbs easy money. 350lbs easy money. 400lbs easy money.
>>157050728>above normal bmi every 50lbs equals minus 1 inch dick.uhhhhh
>>157050471>another 20kg
rather be fat and manly than thin and boney
this is a bald general
>>157050836Is ''Armchair'' one of those scouse slurs
>>157049406If Zatdaddy gets him there he's not getting back up. Usman is just too old to be dynamic enough
>>157050890congrats on your rank promotion
>zatd*ddy posting in summer 2026
Ahh
>>157050836that's based, if I wasn't fat I'd box paddy's head off too
>>157050950
retards actually though paddy would lose to sandy knee lmfao
>>157050890This is a hair transplant general
HeartEagernessEnduranceMentality
https://youtube.com/watch/jHKVRb0N-9Q
you guys thought I was gone, but guess what, I'm not
>>157051172Watching them makes me feel sick in my stomach. Especially those cooking videos. I genuinely feel bad about this but I can't help myself
King Arthur spoke in a thick scouse accent, he called saxons helmets and lancelot an armchair
>>157051122>mistakenly goes to brain transplant centerDEAR OH DEAR
>>157051184I enjoy his passion for The Phantom, a movie I'm pretty sure only me and maybe a couple hundred other people have ever even seen
holy SHIT lads there's a finn on this weeks UFC!https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/119949-abdul-husseinTHEY'VE DONE IT!
>>157050919if fights were 6 rounds dricus would have won. with a year of learning how to stop wrestlers on top of that, it's over, for zat and for anyone who thinks they can win that way.
The real buyer of Ilia Topuria’s stool just called out Paddy Pimblett for lying “Big Ilia fan. I purchased it on purpose so Paddy or anybody else couldn’t buy it and use it against him, but here we are.”
>>157051238THE abba hussein? facing THE cody gibson? yeah this one is for the fans
Zatorius Darry
>>157051212Shrek 2 is kinoer
>>157051238now THIS is a fucking fighter
>>157051271I've never seen a shrek movie, the only cgi cartoon I ever saw was toy story and it was pretty good but I was too old for movies like that soon after. Now they have like hundreds of those pixar shits and I've never seen any
don't think for a second i'm not making jones4
How about Zatdaddyhttps://x.com/AlexBehunin/status/1310803168419168258/video/1?s=46
>can’t play twitter links anymoreWell done Elon sarr
>>157051336how did his very important pump and dump end up with space x he won his x box first trilly badge and i heard it's dribbled back down to pre ipo levels
>>157051308show some support for your countryman and make hussein1
>>157051367ilja might be gay going off his "taste" in wmma alexandre doesn't display nearly as much mental distortion as lil topi
>>157051378get me a picture as seethe inducing as makwan with the estonians and i will consider it
>>157051238>Born: Lebanon
Are we all aware that “heem” is Ebonics?
heem
>>157051442lot of nerve showing your face on heem donkey eater
>>157051431and
well guys I'm tired, I must bid you farewell and say that magic word to my monitor
https://youtu.be/17Y82oeTkXo
>>157051469Turn off your monitor
>>157051466>>157051475
>>157051289Shrek is dreamworks and is actually a high brow film for adults masquerading as a fairy talse.
>>157051454I've been on /heem/ for years. Do you really think I'm going to leave because of a few mean words on the internet?
>>157051442Thoughts on the whole board making fun of you?
hey pussy are you still there
>>157051454>>157051513whats that saying about glass houses and stones
>>157045414Do bongs really not have AC? What about the window units, dont you guys even have those? Even Chinese 'people' have those..
>>157051513I see it as something insignificant and temporary, like pretty much everything on 4chan. It's basically just shitposting
>>157051507talmbout the world cup bappa>>157051524no one asked you spastic cunt
i live for this shit *heems you*
>>157051592hey dont be rude
>>157051601sorry, talmbout the world cup b*ppa
>>157051521yeah I'm here. You know you are so fake you are the fakest poster here. I wish they'd give me your location so I could spit in your face
the smallest dogs always yap the loudest etc etc
ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M4PUAICU3cMVP GOES OFF on ufc matchmaking! CLAPS BACK about not getting BIG name fights!To TEACH them a lesson, ariel suggests testing free agency with.. uhh, some other promotion!
>>157051609A little sad that we lost, but it was a good run
>>157051613your built like boshman and yap all day, "mate"
>>157051613Bodied that helmet
is alex retired?
>>157051652That's Alex standing
>>157051620fair enough the finals were bizarre though how did you have such piss poor offense, you're just lucky we had stuff to do this year we'll catch you in 2030
>>157051616MVP broke his all time striking record against Shara Bullet, where he threw 43 strikes across three rounds. A career high for Venom.
>>157051652Mentally? yes, check his instagram stories
>>157051635helmets are worn on the head not the body, are you 'avin a giggle "habibi"
>>157051670sad, although it was about time given his age
Off, off with your headDance, dance 'til you're dead Heads will rollHeads will rollHeads will rollOn the floor
michael chandler was problem back in bellator
>>157051699Daddy Bones looking sweet as sugar plum pie in that shirt
>>157051693he (plinio) signed a 8 or something fight deal before the heeming too so it is done for alex vis an vis brain damage which is maybe a good thing for poohand
>>157051699zesty faggot
>>157051710Are you the anon who used to post about being a cook? I remember you had a Nordic flag. It was a while ago
Jones is the lion with the big mane and the nation "state" of bongistan are the jackals iykyk
>>157051699sweetest wife beater in history
>>157051721i have doubts that was one singular individual but i was there yes what 3-4 or so years ago now
>>157051713Ikr ? That zesty spic makes my skin crawl
>>157051743talmbout dieger lopiss? heemember when the gaydar essperts of heem thawlt he was tilling the fields of grasso
Paddy Pimblett ate Ilia's stool
>i am willing to lose to bums like pyfer in the future, just give me the strength to flatline this brazilian
>>157051815Can Paulo Costa beat him now?
>>157051827I honestly think so. Skill-wise Adesanya is still better, but he’s lost his heart and wilts a lot easier now
>>157051827“No”
>>157051827I am afraid, it's possible now
>>157051815he took the leash off the dawg and it ran away after one single fight
can anyone link me reasons to take paolo seriously in mma he is funny and has had moments but he has always been a blown up plodder in my eyes who did he beat on his way to izzy
I'm not gonna lie, it's grim seeing Izzy become a bum. I still remember when he destroyed Rob (well, I didn't actually watch it because I was busy, but you get what I mean)
Imagine if Paddy had Till’s striking
>>157051851Romero
>>157051827undoubtedly
>>157051699He hasn't been the same ever since The Legendary YouTuber MMA Guru exposed him for being gay. It's 2026, just embrace it!!
Now that I think about it Islam is probably the GOAT. No one has that level of striking and grappling combined.
>>157051871I actually really liked that fight. It definitely lived up to the hype.
>>157051871>>157051883cheers pals>>157051879you are literally a somali
Izzy isn’t even that bad he obviously threw the pied pyfer fight
>>157051889>you are literally a somaliyou hope!
Izzy isn't bad he's justt washed. Like Elsa.
What were some fights that made you think, >HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>157051869People forget man! Daddy Darren turned dirty diaper panites into a panic wrestler
>>157051903it's true!
>>157051903i hope to build a time machine and nosh on early 2000s georgia's melon
>>157051921>Clozapig's entire family is maggot food but its chosen use of a time machine would be some mid chud bitch.
>the wonk misses nipple so much he would waste a time machine on seeing mommy againjesus...
>>157051909>gane vs jones>islam vs dustin>Islam vs volk>dricus vs khamzat>dricus vs martyI'm a cazzie
This deformed disgusting wonk snout AGPiglet FREAK needs to be sent to abattoir NOW
>>157051907Dj thought Izzy would eat [DDP's] ass up!
>>157051962this guy beat poomar's ass
washed like moana surely
You look so good to meHere in this old saloonWay back in West BerlinA bottle of white wineWhite wine and youA table made of woodAnd how I wish you wouldFall in love with me
>>157051978
moana is what your mother did last night thougheverer
ack!!!
>>157051995why couldn't poomar do this
GLP-1 Till murders DDP
Ah but Ah but AhWhere ocean water kisses beach sandLonely living blue balloonThe boys are kicking the ballfar across the field--The lonely goalie waits
>>157051934This was fucking harsh but it did shut him up. Good job.
>>157051993extremely disrespectful
>>157051991>responds to Poomar
>>157052045have some sense of self respect clozzy
Can't believe it but but Dinduu and Wideman are too good for this depressing unc shit show. Has to be the worst MMA pod on YT. Meng and Dustbin are too bitter about never being champ and depressed that they retired. Feels like they took the paycheck and are showing up like they got ordered to go to traffic school for too many speeding tickets. Din and Weidman have to carry it along and even they arent good enough to be the drawls of the pod.
Dagis are supposedly the fighting master race but will cope and lie about “winning” split decisions as if that is impressive
Umar Nurmagomedini
should I start my own mma podcast? Thanks for the inputI'd name it "Strapped & Clapped"
>>157052066weidman is great tv heemember when he talked about shitting in his wife's trash can the first time they met he can't do it alone but i like seeing a normal hetero white man on tv sometimes god forbid
>>157052087What rank is Gane on jerkmate?
Me prime ministers a bitmoji la
>>157052103is nigel really losing to a dustbin
Pink Piggies are supposedly the master race but get replaced and raped by sexy pakdaddies in their own countries
>>157052116He's busy throwing phones into the ocean
>>157052087pretty good
>>157052117Pakis are supposedly the master race but have to move to White countries to live off benefits to survive
>>157051991Pray for Umar... So fucking sad
Indie slop and it’s a widely praised master
>>157052089He's the best part of the show but Dustbin and Meng just interrupt everything to say boring absolutely stupid shit
>>157052133We move here to make y'all oink and squeal for us.
>>157052138UMDADDY SUCK YOUR POOPOO YOU FUCKYOU BLOODY BITCH !!!!
>>157052152>bragging over 1 guyChurchill’s kill count in India mogs
>>157052103Just looked looked him up. He seems to be a better choice than keir "dear oh dear" starmer
>>157052087
>>157052152this doo is unironically proud of being a parasite
>>157052196>choicethere are a few parallels to are sanna
>>157052194Chadchill made Clitler oink xerself for his Jdaddies. We won, goypiggies lost.
Ciryl just texted me, said to watch the back of my head
>>157052212You need us to survive
>>157052209Sanna fuck swedish women
>>157052227this was imperialist pig that forced bad conditions for many across india it is unfare to claim the ordinary people of india cause such things to themselves
>>157052212No idea what you just said but it somehow makes sense
Qui dit proches te dit deuilsCar les problèmes ne viennent pas seulsQui dit crise te dit mondeDit famine, dit tiers-mondeEt qui dit fatigue dit réveilEncore sourd de la veilleAlors on sort pour oublier tous les problèmesAlors on danse
Ciryl "Bon Gamin" Gane has texted me again saying he's close. Close to what?
Will you be watching Deen The Great vs Henry Cejudo?
finland kerouacbongistan ginsbergsneed burroughs
>>157052291yes I shall tune in
>>157052289OOOOOHHHHH HE'S FOUND IT IT'S OVER COLBY FOUND ARMAN'S PROSTATE
I said kneel!
sweden cassady ausfailia orlovsky
I only listen to music by Greenback Records
>>157052307Indian prince kneels to British Captain circa 1890
>>157052343>Notable Roster: Includes major signings and releases from artists such as Xzibit (featuring the album Kingmaker), Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Bad Boy Chiller Crew, and Offica.dear oh dearie me
>>157052363Be honest is this your fetish?
Magomed Ankalaev vs. Bogdan GuskovSteve Erceg vs. Ramazan TemirovIslam Dulatov vs. Wellington TurmanDamian Rzepecki vs. Magomed ZaynukovRizvan Kuniev vs. Tyrell FortuneAbubakar Vagaev vs. Saygid IzagakhmaevValter Walker vs. Thomas PetersenDustin Jacoby vs. Muhammad SaidSantiago Ponzinibbio vs. Sam PattersonIsmael Bonfim vs. Axel SolaBrendson Ribeiro vs. Magomed TuchalovNurullo Aliev vs. Mike DavisAbdul Hussein vs. Cody Gibson
Tom Aspinall is the current heavyweight champion btw
>>157052408That's pretty fucking good.
>ismael bonfin>fatima kline
>>157052409Great to have a Heterosexual Champion instead of a disgrace like Jon or Gayne. Bloody hell! Ngannou was the last Real Champion before Big Tom.
>>157052408AnkdaddyRamdaddyDuladaddyChankdaddyRizzdaddyVagadaddyIzadaddySaidaddyTuchdaddyAlidaddyAbdaddy
>>157052408
>>157052409he's been inactive and unable to compete since last october it is poetry after his botched campaign with guru that he has become the thing he accused Jon Jones of being
Aspinall
tom's in camp right now btw
Toms son should be in a camp
>>157052489Which one? He has 3
>>157052504The autistic one but maybe put all 3 in just in case
>>157052476believe it when eye see it, "mate" pun intended
Michael "Ace" Hapler
Spammy has made me realize that Muslims are malignant autists
>>157052641most i suspect to be polite about it wouldn't qualify for autism or a cluster b, we are talking individuals living in places like pakistan and bangladesh
>>157052152Why don't you try coming over here. See how that works out for you...
>>157052467>chayzee bayns?
Day 4,182 of emotionally abusing my spouse challenge
i would say nigga to jon jones face and then i slap him and tell him watcha gon do nigga you pussy ass bitch yuhh
/bones4/ is locked and loaded btw
>>157052819Then he proceeds to grab you by the waist and have you sit in his lap
As far as spuds go...
It's crazy to think there's a man evil group of people conspiring to destroy you and bring you down at all times from the shadows
When Belal and Colby went to brawl security had never been safer.
It's crazy to think that there are bugs crawling under your skin
It's crazy to think that you are being tormented by a demon
>>157052830Shades of Coleman
told y'all he's burroughs
It's crazy to think there are cameras and microphones hidden inside your walls
Sneedy T tormented by the AGP demon, assmongdalius
It's crazy to think that you're the next coming of Jesus Christ and you can never die
akward moment just happened....I remembered I have to blink manually, swallow my spit because I produce too much and also I can't remembet which position is the most comfortable for my tongue so I keep moving it around. And obviously I need to think about breathing through my nose
Can someone explain what women see in him? I search UFC on instagram or the ‘tok and the first results are a paddy video with foids wet over him. Look at his fucking eyes, they’re too close together. He looks weird and retarded
you better land this sneed your deep in now
>>157052914You're overdoing this meme. Shut down your computer and take a break
>>157052914Paddy's a good looking laddy when he's not fat and beatles haired
>>157052914>fit>foreign but still whitethat's essentially a ten for dumb bitches
>>157052884>That webm of sweet sweet Rogan grabbing Coleman by the waist then he gets thrown at a wall
It's crazy to think that thinking makes you crazy but if you don't think you are crazy but those who don't think are the ones who call you crazy
>>157052915What do you mean dude that's the whole joke, it's crazy to think then listing various common thoughts or actions associated with some form of paranoid or compulsive personality disorders.
>>157052942joe thought he could pull a cheeky arm drag on a former champ big surprise it didn't go well
>>157052947Oh I see hahaha
>>157052914It's the hair, no tattoos and the laid back attitude he has, he rocks that high school teenage guy next door, he is very relatable at least from the outside perspective
finna filter sneed cannot see the downside
>>157052991No man wait...please don't do that, come on
yeah already better
>>157053010Bro what's up I took off my name to ask you nicely to not filter me, come on dude
Would be crazy if there was a KO in the next UFC fight night
>>157052827By the power of Guru, /heem/ will be cleansed of this faggotry!
>>157053025imagine a world where you don't have to ask you don't have to imagine you're living it now
>>157053026I have a feeling next Saturday we see the first ever death inside the UFC octagon
well on the plus side this will get us closer to the promised land of /bones4/
>>157053036somalian
>>157053042care to extrapolate
>>157053044if you make it before 499 I will be making a split with a guaranteed win for an OP the kind of homoerotic imagery no heemer could deny
>>157053042that feeling's name? Aaron Pico
mysteries unfold
>>157053060We Somalis stand with you
>>157053060your trying to trick me into drawing late what kind of fewl do you think i am falling for a kwabzat glove touch
A french fighter is fighting this week-end. Remember the name Axel "Twink Power" Sola
>>157053090more importantly though
Me and Finland watching the heems together
I'm gonna go ahead and makes the Jones 4 thread nice and early, just to be sure
>>157053080I never had any doubt>>157053083My aim is not to deceive I just don't want to fall into the state of /box/ they stopped caring about bump limit earlier this year and now they're a memory
>>157053100Sup baby how you doing? What goes through your mind when you hear "please mommy grind my balls to dust"?
>>157053102in that case i will hesitantly lower my guard>>157053100god i love looking at wmma
>>157053113You can migrate here when youre ready
>>157053126Not ready
>>157053126Yeahhhhhh jumped the gun a bit there eh pal? hahahah all good though man
>>157053126b I mean it I'm going to start being a hall monitor faggot if this persists
Axel Sola is born the same year as me and about just as elite in terms of mma skills. Watch out boys, a new champ is on his way
I make thread, a schaub thread, k thx bye.
>>157053139You can stay here as long as you want. After 500 posts it'll start to slide off the catalogue though, so you WILL have to use my thread sooner or later.
We could have had a Finnish edition to celebrate Abdul Hussein making his debut but you had to make a gay one instead!
i waited like a chump and this is what happens well the cup is over i am making it anyway
farts
>>157053156it's because he lacks self respect he didn't believe his thread could stand on merit so he baked early desperate little worm he is probably a refugee from /box/
That's okay whenever you guys are good and ready Jones Part 4 is going to be ready and waiting for you. Come, as you are as you were as I want you to be As a friend as a trend as a known enemyCome drenched in sweat, soaked in bleachAs I want you to be
>>157053157I will support your thread
gentlemen when the time comes>>157053178>>157053178>>157053178
>>157053113>>157053113>>157053113
>>157053185heem is a place of love and sharing and often 4 threads at once on the catty let's not squabble over nonsense b
5 hunnerd
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