champviously >>157045273GOATernatively >>157053113
>>157053178That's a gay man.
This is it.
So now this only begs the question, does that make next thread part 5 or part 6?
I'm predicting Alex Sola wins by KO in the first 25 seconds.Remember the name, Alex "Twinkhole Twinkhole Little Slut" Sola
>>157053204why don't you make an /abdulhussein/ op b we are free again
I'm thinking this is the thread
>bones4More like 'boners4' -gay men.
>>157053247Janny's gonna drop the hammer if this keeps up. I don't like it but we need to stick to one thread.
Hey pussy are you still here?
https://youtu.be/XD3G3JM17nk?si=oAQRbMFYok4xCirr&t=1483
What's this?
The great Bones schism, chose your sect and represent
I have a trick. If I paint myself black then I instantly become as good as Jon Jones at having homosexual thoughts
>>157053284Jones is the 2 division champ, so he gets a 2 division thread
Jon Jones rapes hogs with his mouth
I think Jon Jones is the GOAT
Jeem Beem Jeem
>>157053364G standing for Gayest.
>>157053374oh you just KNOW
>>157053374b I'm at work now I have a boner
>>157053378I think you would fit in better on that other thread
>>157053396Oh shit I'm sorry
>>157053374Sexy
>>157053374Zesty as hell!
>>157053374>>157053413It's just a jest, he is just goofing around
Jon Jones is so fucking sexy, is this the thread for people who wanna gargle Bones' sweaty balls?
>>157053447Yes b yes it is!
>>157053413kind of straight when u think about it
>>157053455Hell yeah, big stinky black GOAT penis all over my face nom nom nom
Jones haders are a diamond dozen and the diamond’s already looking dusty, with that cheese and wine
>>157053432Yea he just sucked that dick as a gag haha
>>157053481Hell yeah brother!
Jon Jones could take your body and do LITERALLY whatever he wants & use you as hard as he chooses and there isn't a damn thing you could do to stop him.Think about THAT
You think when Jon Jones said "hey pussy you still there?" he actually was hoping DC would show him his BBC?
We're here!We're queer! We like Jon Jones!
>>157053511YES! YES! YES!
>>157053518He was probably hoping DC wouldn't know how to react correctly and that DC would be bottle necked into just cooning out with DC and snapping back at him and start yelling over one another so Jones could beat him with experience being a sociopath. That's what I honestly think he was expecting.
Go on a losing streak, call that a Patchy Mix
talmbout a rough patch b
Does that make sense? He thought he could stump DC just long enough for him to get frustrated and start talking over him and insulting Jones so that he could drag both of them into a shit flinging contest.
Aileen Perez's bamhole one week post shave. That's a rough patch
>>157053544>>157053568I see what you mean but I was really hoping we would be talking about cocks???
Realistically, DC was able to maintain enough composure to remain on the high ground because he walked directly into Jon's verbal snare and choose not give it any more power over him.
Tp from my penishole
>>157053595Come to Pensacola man, it's nice you'll like it here please visit
Somebody please come Mobile Alabama totally alone and unarmed
Does anybody want to do a heem meetup or watch party? I'll supply pizza and drinks
>>157053606>PensacolaUnpenisrelated but Pensacola sounds like a really cool place and you add a single 'i' letter and becomes Penisacola.I think I would live there gladly.
>>157053665I guess I could invite my boy Alex Pereira. He loves talking about the UFC ruleset
>>157053665Fuck that
>>157053665Sure Epstein, I mean 'palm beach Pete' just send over the private jet
Uhm guys the other thread, what's happening over there?
Don't check the other thread
So yeah here I was enjoying my day and suddenly this american started spamming cocks
>>157053920Oh my God would you grow the fuck up and stop complaining about it already? I mean shit like this is even worse than what the original guy was doing in the first place.
>>157053878jesus that's a wonderful bbc
>>157053978It's certainly something
>>157053878That's a penis!
and what of /box/
>>157053960Just to be clear I'm not afraid of some lil dark penises and in my opinion /heem/ should have free meng posting licenseOur sport is penis adjacent.
>>157054046Factual post
>>157054013It was too gay and it died.
>>157054046Yeah I really don't give a fuck but that's for sharing
>>157054065a tale of pride and ultimately hubris
>>157053960You're weak I don't respect you
>>157054013i like to think they are scattered across bluesky reddit and xitter
>>157054046
has conor murdered his wife and kids yet>>157054148an aspinall edit just came out b
>>157054108Hubris - penis. Dunno what you yappin about box was incredibly gay and died of aids. Now let's go post more dicks!
>conor murphy dies>/box/ dies with him
>>157054167>has conor murdered his wife and kids yetWhat an incredibly distasteful thing to say.1st off: conor would never do such a mentally unstable thing2nd: he lacks the tendon strength to go trough all of them so he physically can'tCheck mate chud.
Who could stop the white one??????
>>157054175best i can do is the american boxing GOAT in fishnets
>>157054225o'malley is a dead man
>>157054225Terrible kicks, Rockhold flatlines both in 5 minutes
>>157054182Box deserves it. I would post every once in awhile encouraging them to do better, and talking about upcoming fights. Light, good hearted banter, and their resident janny would ban me without fail. Box would still be alive if it wasn't for their overbearing tranny janny
I'm essentially Luke Rockhold.
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>>157054276*tap tap tap*
>>157054182Didn't he died because the cops chased him into a lake?Without oinkers he would be still alive but that's not an angle anyone is willing to touch.
>>157054271Janitors don't ban and threads don't have a "resident janitor"
in your dreams you get heemed by me
Can somebody please post some more porn or something?
>>157054306oh oh! this one's a gooner
>>157054291Do you know where you are? Huueegh
>>157054271original cloz told me in the suomicord irc channel that he got some 3 months for baking threads during the world cup so we see him back only in october some time
>>157054330I'm not a gooner I just coom a lot
>>157054342no way dude
>>157054333Excellent post.
Sometimes I look below my waist and think I'm less white than brendan schaub
>>157054344I coom more than you lil bro
Do you know where you are buddeh? Do you know where you are, euuah??
>>157054357'd 'o but to be fair the not fat retard was baking them while banned so what he was expecting who knows
>>157054292Nah apparently he was a dead man walking by the time he killed himself in that lake, he was injecting himself with gold while he was painting the hotel with his feces
>>157054342Three foken months on the till for what? A lil bit of tomfoolery? This is like communist chyna.
anything you think you can do, I do it better
>>157054395better than painting a hotel in gold and injecting feces
>>157054382nah dude you are tricking me
>>157054459i have rescued what i can from the archives as a amateur clozologist while we wait out these dark days
i thought all the finns were one nigga but turns out it's gang
>>157054395>he was injecting himself with gold while he was painting the hotel with his fecesOhh. Well maybe he was onto something. Maybe he was trying to share the secrets of life and ran out of ink.
>>157053178clozzy loves the blacks
>>157054579Why do you think we try so hard to stop him?
>>157054542only one is a nigga in the classical sense
the next 3 weeks of cards are so grim may as well not even have then
>>157054609miau :3
>>157054579What's up spamGOD aka Spaddy aka Spamdaddy
Topiglet sissies...
Axel "Bear With Me" Sola
iwould suck jon jones cock im not gay but he kinda dserves it yall
I could have been champ if I don't waste me loif.
Charles oustruck Max, Gooby off cocaine, off ibogaine with protestant work ethic absolutely flatlines Max
>>157054684don't say that
>>157054688Me too bro. It's insane how much potential was wasted
What a lot of you don't realise is gooby would have died at the after party. The lord has kept him on the path towards righteousness and free from the notoriety that once shackled him to the chains addiction
>>157054830Woah
>>157054811the afterparty was cancelled days before the fight though
>>157054830Kek. Who's the doo next to goob
>>157054895Telling me you don't recognise the king of the ninth island?
>>157054891Just because the party was cancelled doesn't mean goobs would've hunted down some marching powder in the depths of sin city
>>157054907Zamn! he looks like shit
Itiswhatitis
Im pooing atm ama iykyk idk
>>157054709>>157054796>>157054873>>157054895>>157054960>>157054976>>157054991All me
Did your elementary school had butthole inspections?Mr cernovicz looked at mine a few times. Nothing wierd just pants down, lay over, ok you healthy, bye.The wierd thing is anybody I ask says schools have no mandatory bamhole inspections.
>>157054830This...this is /heem/ culture
>>157055091You are here 24/7, get a jawb
Can someone please come hold my hand? This poo is so rocky...
>>157053204precisely why he's the goat. Gayest of all time.
Oh my god the poo is hot now...it feels hot and rocky coming out of my bunghole...oooh....aaaaaaa
>>157055108i have a job and I'm still here 24/7. Get on my level you wonk nose cunt
>>157055191
>>157055191Imagine if you were jeff molina
>>157055229
>>157053291Yeah?...Why do I keep falling for it
>>157053878name, now
>>157054654KWABOTY favorite
>>157055378Certified cheesy beans moment
You'll never guess what I'm getting up to. Today I'm building a bridge.
is heem good at making money? I could use an advice or few.
>>157055481Guskov is something like +350 literally free money
Next one should be an Usman thread
>You now remember Usmeng was pushing for a boxing superfight with Canelo Alvarez right before the headkick KO
Hey fellas is this the power slap general?
Jon Jones.....vs......Jon Jones
>>157055529>ref you really gonna let him do me like that? honest? respect for not unboying usman
huge weekend of fights >>JULY 23RD - CLANDESTINO FC: UNDERGROUND 10JULY 24TH - FURY VS WACHJULY 24TH - KARATE COMBAT 62: ALVEY VS HALLJULY 25TH - JOSHUA VS PRENGAJULY 25TH - BKB 57 ANARCHY IN THE UK: TERRILL VS DE LA MOTTEJULY 25TH - BKFC FIGHT NIGHT URUGUAY: REYNO VS KREJCIJULY 25TH - LEVELS: LEVELS OF VIOLENCE VS HOOD FIGHTSJULY 25TH - KLAN FC 15JULY 26TH - ZUFFA BOXING 09: BERLANGA VS BUTLERJULY 27TH - GFN 1: ISRAEL VS THE WORLD
I blacked out pushing the poo out and fell off the toilet and hit my head and my head is bleeding but Im ok otherwise I think got some poo on my thigh though.
>>157053178Fuck dana
You ever jerked off using womenms feet huh?
>>157055752heal up. toss on Zuffa 08 to prepare for 09 this weekend
>>157055776using? not physically
>>157053204Correct.
find me a woman that will touch her feet, and I’ll find a whore that lies
>>157055826Nah I mean using her feet to curl round your meng
>>157055853this is why you'll never get married.
Finland has been up fot 2 days straight making and shitposting in /heem/ threads but he'll still try to convince you that he's a normal dude that has felt the touch of a woman unrelated to him by blood
Israel vs the World. Israel has some matchups
>>157055861Yeah and I already told you, not physically but I dreamed of it once (dangerously hot)
>>157055866married to the fight game, have been since birth.
The Big John Labour plant theory grows
ultimate fucking cuck
ultimate feisty cats
>>157055879Strange, I just dreamt about it too and was never into feet
>>157055873how much money would you demand to take a dive for israel heem?
>>157055727ditch the pillowtap we don't watch that shit
>>157055890sorry b, I wasn't aware>>157055914I dreamed of it just once when I was in high school and it wasn't even a girl I was into
Italian Fighting Championship
>>157055866perheemally it's my barely 5 inch meng
>>157055925this will be the only time I remove the few boxing lines, show some respect to Zuffa faggot. >>JULY 23RD - CLANDESTINO FC: UNDERGROUND 10JULY 24TH - KARATE COMBAT 62: ALVEY VS HALLJULY 25TH - BKB 57 ANARCHY IN THE UK: TERRILL VS DE LA MOTTEJULY 25TH - BKFC FIGHT NIGHT URUGUAY: REYNO VS KREJCIJULY 25TH - LEVELS: LEVELS OF VIOLENCE VS HOOD FIGHTSJULY 25TH - KLAN FC 15JULY 27TH - GFN 1: ISRAEL VS THE WORLD
>>157055957Size doesn't matter, it's uhhhh wait I forgot the script but like it doesn't matter
Zuffa boxing changing the game
>>157055925Poofa's had the most consistent good fights these last few cards, sadly.
No Place 4 Zuffa H8
>>157056000bro actually watches that shit lmfao
>>157055776Honestly? Yes.
She actually was giving me a footjob and a blowjob at the same time and let me tell you this; it was pleasant. Lovely woman.
>>157056016heemgit lmfaoedwhat a fucking retarded faggot lmao
>>157055933>and it wasn't even a girlyeah we know
>>157056016Yea, there's heems and actual slobber knockers with refs that let them heem and stand back up. Meanwhile in poofc lately, every time a guy gets wobbled they stop the fucking fight.
I'm afraid of fear, sadly... It's scary.
>w-w-we d-don d-d-don’t wach dat m8>oi dis fag watches foights yeah >n-n-n dis dood watches dem fioghts for free yeah >oi imma pose dah funny mayme of me b mi mum yeah >whys dont u come down’ere n fioght mi lyke a man yeah
Gifts in the shape of papakha
>>157056165I need to see the test results.
>>157056130i-i'm laughing.... laughing at how RAPED you appear, i fear..............
boxing is not fighting
>>157056165What happens when he stops posting this
I struggle to believe celebrity alcoholics really I’ve seen men that can sink 20 pints and they were perfectly fine and normal methinks Dustin was using other tings ye
>>157055378Usdaddy got lil driccy running
>>157056205Dustin for sure likes a bit of coke, but who doesn't? Only two men have pushed coke to its limits in the fight game. Coach mac daddy and Oscar de La hoya. Everyone else is larping
Scousers get knocked out at the same rate as people from any other city.
Permaheem the meng
do not forget, have conor in your prayers, yethat's our boy, ye
Khabib retired when his father died? To me, that’s weakness.
/box/ have been scattered across the land like the 12 tribes of Israel Adesanya
>>157055378I know he won but this fight unironically made me stop being a fan of dricus and that ending sequence sealed the deal
>>157056186We get dustin vs goob IV
>>157055895Up the chip shopsUp the chineseUp the dvd jokesBosh
Jon Jones was mentally broken by Tom Aspinall and MMA guru
Me mates an MP and they get paid like 90 grand a year
Tomala's diaper was mentally broken by his diet.
Jon Jones retired Tomala Harrispinall without ever even fighting xer.
Jon Jones has won multiple undisputed heavyweight title fights.Tom Aspinall has not won
>>157056524>Jon Jones was mentally broken this happens on an annual basis desu
weili is tryin out a new look
tom just signed to zuffa boxing
>>157056694There's no fucking wayEast Asian women are such fucking scam artists holy shit.I find Willy Zhang relatively cute in her day to day but that's because I'm a weirdo. THIS though is ridiculous
>>157056651Got retired by you mean? Big Tom is the Undisputed Champion. Jon Jones is the undisputed gay.
woah...jamahal...maybe run up a few hills...
I will jerk off tonight, in honor tom aspinall getting back in the ring despite being half blind
It's like andersen silva that time with the wonky legIt's a mad hell business
>>157057006yep. he is losing inches.
>>157057006Joanna jelechelcheck is attracted to this
personally i hope tomala wins for maximum chaos
>>157057006Jamahal Hill is so fat, when he goes camping the bears have to hide their food.
Im going to prank call Ian Garry>Hallo Mr Garry I am Chair Corner from the Ritz Hotel, room 17. You remember me?
JAVs ntr housewives, let's go for that
>>157056165The Diamond knows sober
i miss the world cup
>>157057135Jamahal Hill is so fat, when he hauls ass he has to take two trips!
Troonkalaev is gonna get fucking bodied. Ugly retarded freak
>>157057237Jamahal Hill is so fat, two guys could fuck him at the same time and still never meet!
>>157057006Dude can't even see his bbc
>>157057216kek>I know what you didn't do.>>157057222NTR everywhere in my porn feed, let's go for that
>>157057297why they all so fucking fat. Disgusting.
>>157057006Jamahal hill is so fat he has problems with his blood sugar.
>>157057297has there ever been a more personality devoid fighter ever in the ufc?
This fucking heat is making me go crazy!
I have a visionufc 340international fight weekulberg vs guskovco main eventrobertson vs jandiroba
>>157057006Jamahal hill is so fat he has stretchmarks on his back.
>>157057328Most fighters get pretty fat
Like it or not bulking up to 300lbs then cutting using munjaro is the new apex meta
>>157057006Jamahal hill is so fat he just got diagnosed with prediabetes.
here is my take : if your destiny is to be a fat freak, don't waste energy fighting but instead enjoy the meals
With faggot soccer done, /heem/ has the opportunity to run all of /sp/ until football starts. Let’s put our best foot forward for the sake of our sport.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udUc94cpBy8Single file gentlemen, we're all in here
>>157057006Jamahal hill is so fat he has frequent ulcer outbreaks in his mouth.
>>157057487imagine trying to get cazz niggas excited for ank vs some other fucking inbred apex card
>>157057527I’m passionate for this sport. Why the fuck are you on /heem/?
You grab onto Jamahal Hill your fucking hands will disappear.
>>157057558>Why the fuck are you on /heem/?shitpost
>>157057006Jamahal hill is so fat his blood pressure is chronically high.
>>157057558agp general, i contest
>>157057527Bogdan board yoi stupid newfag tourist
How can you be passionate about a sport if you don't practice it? Knowing not even half of the freaks here practice mma even casually, we can assume that this is not a mma lover general but just another shitposting containment thread.
Jamaal Heel be so fat heem use all the food stamps to buy kool aid and kfc!
>>157057527It's not fucking Apex. It's in fucking UAE!!
Jamahal Hill is so fat he needs to lose weight.
>>157057639so it's on at 9am even worse numb nuts
>>157057612talmbout yaoi?
>>157057651Huh it starts at 18:00 here.Have you tried not living in a 3rd world country?
>>157057651Great start time for US. Abdul Hussein of Finland making his debut. Sam Patterson vs Santiago Ponzinibbio. Walter Walker. Tyrell Fortune. Steve Erceg. Big fucking names on the card.
jan blazckowitz? whatever happened there?
>>157057006chocolate peppa pig
>>157057682>Abdul Hussein of FinlandIs he any good?
Jamahal is so fat! They fly his fat ass to events on a cargo plane!
Turkey Tom, Turkey Tom that’s what they call him. Turkey Tom with the retard son. We love the UK.
>>157057692He's been busy
>>157057006Jamahal hill is so fat there is a plaque buildup in the blood vessels of his toes, restricting oxygen and nutrient delivery
Watching the Big Brown Breakdown right now
>>157057751But enough about your toilet bowl
>>157057006Jamahal hill is so fat he only got 168 days left to live.
>>157057714kek
michael venom page is headlining a ufc card in september
Paddy shouldn't have bought that stool, it's cursed
>>157057934imagine the rape Paddy would go through. he couldn't even deal with Gaethje's clinch and takedowns. too bad we'll never see it
>>157057912Are you making these dancing kitties and if so, why can't you /heem/ them up a little? Make the lil niggas shadow box or throw a running switch kick and tear their meniscus
>>157057981all he's doing is prompting a "free" chinese model while giving away all his biometrics and digital data brotha
>>157053204I could see some of the points Guru was making when he first made his Jon Jones is gay videos but still thought he was reaching in certain areas and there was a chance he wasn’t gay. Then Hasbulla incident happened and it was over, that nigga is GAY AS FUCK
Jamhal Hill is so fat
>>157057934Khabibi got caught in drunken Dustin, that's what we call him folks, he likes a drink, guillotine. Paddy would shart all over his papahka
Fuck /heem/
>>157057997I know, so that's why I'm saying he should atleast make them fun, since I'm not giving my email to Weili CHANG.
fuck /heem/ to death
yupkwabhib shoots on 'addy'addy breaks his fucking neck
>>157057981yep. we aint fucking reddit. I wanna see cute cats there are thousands of groups out there full of ugly old women. its a fucking ai cat. give it nunchuks and fight a crocodile.
>>157058008So the comedy club incident didn't sway you?I got news for you, sweet boy.....
sirs the other thread is dying.
Making fun of Jamahl Hill’s weight is damaging to his mental health. Please be supportive of him.
Hasbulla with a side of rice, call it a rushed dish
>>157058047you can't reveal to someone that they're gaythey already know
Realistically, how could you counter this?
Bappa dont preach I’m in trouble deep Bappa dont preach I’ve been losing sleep
fat black and no skill, call it jamahl hill
put the Hasbulla in the bag, toss it over the bridge
put my bone in ya mum call me jon bones jones
use Hasbulla as tuna bait
DC called Jones ''a typical'' basically call him a nigga or a thug, but it's not true since Bones is very well spoken, he speaks like a 19th century prussian aristocrat
Though I appreciate the effort, none of you guys are clever or funny
You guys ever get head from a man??
Dont you Forget about me Dont dont dont Dont you Forget about me
>>157058085*Open mouth* baby want num nums*uses too much teeth*He'll tap
>clever>funnyyou think this is a game
eating fast food for every meal every day, let's go for that
grab hasbulla, that 39 year old 50lbs creepy lil fuck and put him right on the tip of jon jones' penis.
>>157058145Except Sneed of course
>>157058143It's funny when he tries to play his regular ol nigga character when he's around blapeepoAlways dancing like grandma
Fast food but prepared slow. Thats how I approach my ground game
>>157058197jamal hill be like
>>157058209Hasbulla is 19, the kids just getting started.
>>157058197Youre gonna have some gross poos Hope you have a bidet
>>157058230I'm like jamahal hill but with martial arts skills.
>>157058187
>>157058239I eat protein bars with fibers so my poops are great
grown men without a bidet in this thread wash ya ass
>>157058213I noticed he even does it around africans. As if Francis Ngannou relates to ebonics.
Power Slap 33: Hasbulla vs McGregor
>>157058255Your.Mom.Now shut up
>Cepьeзным игpoкaм нyжнo кopмитьcя.
>>157058255so she was already a slut and now she's a fat slut. wow. gee whiz. golly.
>>157058301translation: >Im gonna bounce on dem jj balls
>>157058305what makes her a slut?
>>157058322existence of first pic. thats a slut with high bodycount
>>1570583223/4 of her tits are out in a pic taken in autocratic China. not exactly a modest and beautiful country girl with old-school traditional family values
Serious players need to feed.
/heem/ is a bunch of fat fucks obsessed with food. Except for me.
Hey if you dont have a bidet dont talk to me. Im not dealing with some subhuman with dried up shit all over their asshoel like a fucken animal. Fuken disgusting.
I want to impregnate Nina Drama and not take any responsibility.
>/heem/ is a bunch of fat fucks obsessed with food. Except for me.its always been about the food, dont you get it?
bidets never made sense to me, wouldnt they just splash the shit around?i just wipe with dry paper followed by wet wipes until the last ones clean
>>157058360my home has 2 bidets. I will soon upgrade to a Japanese supertoilet with plush seating, gentle misting, drying, and wifi with music capability so that I can sit upon my throne for >1 hr
>>157058365That b word doesn't have eggs anymore, retardAlso her cervix is guarded by rotten Strickland seed that will jab and teep your weak sperm at range
>>157058371>>157058357Someone post Aldo's potato canoes
Yer stick not even touching the ground, man!
Honestly? I find the idea of having sex really hot. But hey maybe that's just me maybe I'm the only horndog around here
Hey guys have you heard of the newest indian trend? Its called:>bidetposting
bout to beat france to the living death
>>157058389well I still want to bust a fat load inside this granny ass slut and leave her immediately
are we supposed to hate fat sluts?
my new investment account is looking pretty tasty 2 days in. I'm still waiting to deliver my mega heem. possibly after the $GOOG earnings call tomorrow
>>157058434Which one? Two french flags here unless I'm a schizo
>>157058425For some reason I find it embarrassing that a country that no one thinks about is such a fan of mine that they know niche laws with stupid names from my country.Big fan ye?
>>157058448I'm the only actual french heemster. You, you should go back there.
>>157058464not happening nigga, now go back to work you gotta pay my secu sociale
>>157058442If you don't like her at her worst you can't bust in her best
When was 22 got my first brick!
Heem is /ck/ adjacent
>>157058425Way to admit you have shit all over your asshole fuken walking around with shit betwixt your cheeks all day damn nigga do better
>>157058378wow you are an animal. a bidet rinses your asscrack with precision. all the shit slides off due to gentle yet persistent water pressure (you can crank it up if you're a fag that wants to make your asshole burn). after a solid 45 second bidet sesh, all you need is 1-2 drying wipes. you won't see a single smear on there unless you're a disgusting sharter
virgin bidet>feels like somebody's pissing into your assholechad baby wipes>feels like you're back at your peak>smells nice too in case your gf/bf wants to eat your ass later
>>157058507Where sweet maga
A good bidet has warm air that dries yoyr asshoel off too. I dont even use my hands at all when I shit unlike some of you fucking mongrels getting shit particulates all over your hands
>>157058608holy based jeet
>>157058448>>157058464line up, I got two feet
30 minutes and zero posts about MMA. yeah I'm done with this shithole. Daycare for retards.
>spraying ass >not wiping this is why you leave a tint in all your clothing, its shit. disgusting third world habits
I think Islam will not be able to submit or KO ian Garry. It will go to decision and Islam will earn the weakest win of his career.
The aspinalls? Disgraceful. That's all I have to say
>>157058646>not rinsing, misting, drying, and then doing a final wipe for perfectiongrim third world appalachian
i just accidently watched a hindu mma news channel on yt. titke was in english....horrible trap
Youtube influencer Thomas Binhole.
>>157058674Link me up
>>157058674Imagine using anything other than Dailymotion
so in this m-m-ay sport they are allowed to kick really hard ehh?
>>157058653>KO ian machadoThat's legitmately impossible. Islam hasn't KO'd anyone worth a damn, I mean he had a fully flush headkick land on chinny old volk and even then he was still conscious. His legs wouldn't even reach Ourcuck. I'm telling you all that Ian is assuredly going to win and it will be the last dying breath of the Caucasoid era. FINALLY
>>157058692https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6cUzncpqkLM&pp=ygUHdWZjIG1tYQ%3D%3D
>>157058674I still hope someone will get h@nged for taking away the dislike bar.in the good old days thats all you needed to filter shit.
>>157058724Why do you think Islam won't be able to decision M. Machado?
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>>157058724I don't think garry got what it takes, bappa. prates has a better chance to win
>>157058724Anything is possible in MMA.
ufc maybe needs more indian chads on the rooster...dunno
>>157058764Prates got taken down by JDM, Islam will molest him if he ever gets the opportunity to grapple. Garry has superior distance management and grappling to Pratess, he's the biggest threat to Islam other than Moreales
those were 5 straight 10-7 rounds...
is the argentina hate on the internet organic or its mostly just jew bots seething?
>>157058738I didn't say that, I said he will lichurally never KO Miss Machado. I didn't say he can't win though. I'm just liking the goofball's odds and hope we see the end of these imbred FEWLS>>157058764Praches while he is BASADO, has worrying TDD. I don't think he'd get arm triangled in 1 minute, but we know Pisslam will hang around in halfguard for 25 minutes >>157058769You guys are treating it like it's not a bad matchup for the dagestani RAT
>>157058727ok yeah I hate india and indians
what has your meng been heemed by lately?
>>157058881I told you many times it's heemed by SPUSSY and gets dragged to real deep waters by Grasso Grippers
>>157058902you forgot to change your flag to finland you stupid spud
if you get shit on your hands do you wipe it off with some paper or do you wash that shit10-8
>>157058881repeated right hand jabs
There is an autist on /g/ and he fills up threads with discussions he copy pastes from the archive, simulating organic engagement.
>>157058968not any worse than spamoid talking to himself on 8 different vpn ips
>>157057006Jamahal Hill is so fat he makes /heem/ threads
>>157058854My take is that Islam will struggle a lot but end up winning (by not much and it will most likely be called a rigged scorecard).>>157058881Nothing.
>>157057006unironically looks just like me
>euro timezone card this week AND next week>euro timezone powerslap next weekTHANK YOU DANA!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157058968Seems worse than Madam Xneed talking about using xher mother's tampons sadly
>>157059051He got in that situation with lil Volk, Big Machado is gonna dunk his ass. We all know what happens when Russiastanis get stuffed and puffed. If he fears the puffing, he's gonna get tapped at range all fuckin night. The pakistanis will then cope and say "SARR WHY HE NO TAKE SHOT, SOMETHING WRONG SARR PLEAS REDEEM THE REMATCH"
>>15705906224/7 degeneracy for life
What if Iran decides to bomb the ufc event in UAE? That would not be good for prestige of the company and mma in general.
>>157059124what if you didn't give up your balls to be a ladyboy
>>157059087this could happen too yeah
>>157059100It always weirds me out to hear Dumpling speak because his nickname and the way he looks, you expect a backwoods hillbilly freak, but in reality he's Russian or some shit
>>157059149What if you died? The world would be a better place is what would happen.
>>157058994I wonder how much of the internet is organic. probably less than 20%... and ai models use this to learn lmao.
>>157053374
>>157059186>having hostile autism and melting down at the first sign of bantersorry for all the bullying flashbacks. the world loves me despite your womanly whining
nothing is real
Gotta give respect to those who say "honestly? respect".
>>157059209Pray you never meet me in real life
It's a shame all these guys with perfectly peepee poopoo-able names are absolute cans who don't go anywhere so no one talks about them or pretends to boy them>Cedric Dumbass>Deaddick Coomass
>>157059075xneed should get xerself that bottom surgery thing
Id sniff out the pussy in each of you if you were ever around me.
>>157059235Honestly? Chama.
>>157057701
>>157059236shut up snud you're never gonna do shit just like every keyboard warrior
playing yourself out of a title fight because you lost to colby covington on a fox news/hulk hogan wrestling show
>>157059253What's mine smell like XD
don't think for half a second that a part 5 isn't in the works
>>157059286make it power slap bones
>>157059266Post location. See what happens then.
If Jon Jones knocked on your door, would you answer? I wouldn't.
Meet me at the pond at night. See what happens.
>>157059321You do seem like the kind to ignore opportunity knocking
>>157059321i would suck his cock and tell him "wassup nigga watcha gon do bitch" and he would cry
Ill hit you with a lethal DDT
>>157059350Opportunity to get violently raped?
>>157059302Miller's Alehouse on Columbus in Tampa. I live 3 blocks away. come through crackhead
>>157059371He wouldn't do that
>>157059372>Dricus Du Titty
guys talk about the new upcoming fantastic ufc event. you people dont even like mma I swear and heem is just an apecage.
to the bitches complaining we ain't talking about no mma......BITCH WE TAKING A BREAK
i could go into heavy detail…. AND I WILL
>>157059446chandler vs pyfer will be a banger
would you bang zhang?
huge weekend of fights
>>157059446Would you rather discuss how Steve Egg is going to get flushed yet again or how John Pork is an annoying faggot who is gonna get cut after a debut loss?
Heeminder that Warmachine is still unjustly incarcerated
>>157059481based Weili :)I don't find her attractive but I'd fuck her cuz she's a bro in a female body
>>157059481Yes and Yes. I would bang most women.
>>157059507But would most women bang you? That is the real question.
>>157059391wtf i used to watch heems at the duffys right there and stay there for hours and leave no tip
>>157059527congrats on being a twerpy drugged up scumbag
>>157059499Every other MMA guy that goes to jail/prison seem to instantly become top dudes and get along/heem everyone, yet we never hear about warmachine's status. Is he such a can that he's been getting turned inside out for 10 years?
>>157059522No woman would bang me but that wasn't the question.
Hear me out but this ufc card is actually going to be really good
I don't think Georges is hurt, I think he's scared
>>157059553Levels.
>>157059555never heard of any of em
>>157059555dulatovbeast is the future
>>157059566ran like a scared bitch
>>157059555Finland got a fighter?
>>157059553How does that work in France? There's seemingly no actual French people left and even less French women, so do you have to marry a burkabitch, or hunt for casual West African mushy? Even a top dog like Benoit San Dennis seems like he was forced to choose his manwife out of necessity. He's a warrior so really what shot does the average baguette have?
>>157057006Wtf
>>157059589He has dynamite in his hands. Finish Chuck Liddell
Xheem getting bottom surgery on de ting
merab is from Finland
>>157059476>chandler vs pyferthe what?>>157059489>John PorkIm not into dagi wrestling but I hope he wins. I wanna see how far the internet takes this john pork thing.
>>157059555ankalaev looks like a ratguskov looks like anthony smitherceg literzlly looks like a mousetemirov looks liie an asian matt dzmondulatov is a russian wonderboyturman looks like a dykezaynukov looks like a temu islam
All my money in alex perrera
Prelims have Jacoby who will be LHW champ by 2027
First finnish champion is here ehh?
>>157059655AGPereira?You a big fan?
part 5 coming along bappas
>>157059481yeah, I have yellow fever so she wouldn't need to have all that makeup and the filter, I would have sex with her anyway
>>157059602The future of Finnish MMA is bright
steven erceg is incredibly incelibate looking AND he has the most horrible voice AND he’s short. does he get pussy?
>>157059599you're kind of retarded in your worldviews. Respectfully.BSD has an ugly wife for some reason idk why although for me I'm a special case.There are tons and tons of really pretty women in France of all ethnicities so idk wtf you on about maybe spend less time on /pol/
But can merab beat yan in the rematch? I think so...
>>157059727he got completely schaub shutdowned. he’s solved, he would have to change his game entirely. nobody ever loses the second fight and wins the third
>>157059686
>>157059706Oh I disagree, bBlacks are only 13 percent of my country's population and are everywhere with such a low percentage. in Africans alone, you have over double that. I simply do not believe you
only two minutes Boneschads
>>157059807no more bones
i will be posting it even if you don't hit 500
>>157059757>nobody ever loses the second fight and wins the thirdWake up, Charles
>>157059805Oh yeah? Well believe this *heems you dead*
>>157059757Merab is INHUMANHe can totally beat yan
>>157059832to what end?
so conor can’t fight anymore AND he’s not gonna be posting funny shit on xitter anymore? throw this unc in the woodchipper
>>157059886liftin weights ye
>>157059833>>157059878too late
>leheckin horny >funniest funny in the funny
>>157059886He is done, lad
>>157059876bones bring gaygay brings mengpostsmengposts bring troonstroons bring bonesgreat sad
>>157059915>20 posts earlypathetic dog
>>157059945Lol
dont post a link to the thread unless the current thread is over 495 posts
>>157059980I would heem you
When we reach 496 posts you are allowed to confess one gay thought
>>157060033already posted mine at 184
>>157060033You're a peein
>>157059921good thread. one of the best if not the best thread ever made
what if im gay do i have to confess a non-gay thoughtnot that i'm gay i'm just wondering
>>157060096This isnt a scenario thread and it is known youre gay. I step in the cage with facts not emotions
>>157060096You have to confess your sickest gayest thought
You done fucked up
Gsp greasedGsp juiced Gsp duckedGsp sucks
Never watched gsp fight desu
>>157060012bitch, shut up
500
5 hunnerd
>>157060218wouldnt expect you to lil fella
500 + a few
