shaved edition >>157049589
jays
Only other alternative to the jays tonight is the mets game
no...NO!!!
time to trade Springer, Gausman and Bieber
>>157065358FAGGOTners!
More like manny machaslow kek
>gausman throwing like garbage just in time for trade deadlineyeah great thanks for the busts kevin
Gloryholes
I'm a man! A Gaus man!
>>157065437I dont understand the hype. Maybe I'm too old.
Now what?
The Mets fucking STINK!
Here comes fat mother fucker guerrero
>>157065483wait 30 minutes for dodgers
>Rays vs Jays>Padres vs BavresBravo Tolkien
>>157065483now laugh at my team as they go from zero to hero back to zero again
>>157065493haha... stinky
There goes that fat motherfucker Guerrero, striking out looking and loosing the challenge
YOU STINK
https://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/2079432576419127787Umpbros...
Today's Moodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi6LuDaa4qQ
Bases juiced for KAZ
>>157065584KEK
>>157065584awwww.
>>157065524
>>157065584Just noticed>losing 7-0what a crybaby faggot
>>157065669That would've been a hit anyway
>tardians fielding
>>157065483worst coast strikes again
I was at the Chihuahuas game two days ago. I couldn't post because I was on a three day vacation, but I (unsuccessfully) searched for the El Paso Chihuahuas anon with the intention of fucking his ass.I'm in town for a other week. Plenty of time...
LGMplease don't make asses out of yourselves tonight
>>157065702fuck that ass! keep up posted.
>>157065574>>157065584
/mlb/ gang affiliations power rankings:1. Central Broship2. Truckers3. The Mindfuckers4. Big Dogs>POWER GAP9001. Diggers
>>157065702looks like a comfy park
>>157065702Wear an 811 hat. I'll find you.
>teams so shit you have a broship
>>157065702Why is he wielding a sword?
>clementno infielder is safe from the errors
Post dank parks
thank god I'm a newfag. I can't imagine how people made it through the 2010s with Mike Trout as the face of the league
>>157065702Based aspiring ass fucker
>>157065852Pewjols era was even worse
Seething about the Superior East Coast again?
>>157065773I'll wear an 811 hat. But I'll be goddamned if I'm gonna call before I excavate the EPCA's (El Paso Chihuahua Anon's) ass. Like I'm gonna turn that plump dumper of his inside out.
>>157065852It was the post-steroid era and we were willing to name anyone the face of the league as long as they weren't a brazen cheater like bonds or a-roid
>>157065821thought they had it in the bag kek
Metsbros, how we feeling? Lindor's ABs are encouraging
>>157065852he's WAR doe
Based jimmy jarvis
>>157065483Watching Padres v Braves
>>157065702Is there a cultural war between texas mexicans and californian mexicans?
>Cardinals vs. Angels>At exactly 9:38 PM GMT-4Easy there English train
>>157065891Fair enough. No need to call if you already know where the plumbing is. If you know what I mean
>>157065927Not a mexican. Just a man who's fed up with EPCA's horseshit and is ready to pound his tight southwest shitter to let him know!
>>157065901just waiting for the trade deadlinehope they don't actually trade alvarez because that will be yet another fleecing. I don't love him but that trade will suck balls
Klan edition:Best white hitters of the Swinging Sixties:Coming out of the 50s you had Mickey "The Mick" Mantle of Oklahoma - 1956 to 1964And thenHarmon "The Killer" Killebrew - arguably baseball's most feared power hitter during the 60sCarl "Yaz" Yastrzemski - 1967 and 1968he spoke fluent Polish as a child in Long Island Al "Mr. Tiger" Kaline - 1955 to 1967 elite hitting and Gold Glove-caliber defense in right fieldBrooks "Mr. Oriole" Robinson of Arkansas - 1960-1964, 1970Ron "Mr. Cub" Santo (Third Baseman, Cubs): A beloved Chicago fixture. Not only was he the premier National League third baseman, but he was also a consistent 20+ home run hitter who anchored the Cubs' lineup.Heading into the 70s:Pete "Charlie Hustle" Rose - 1968 - 1973 and the "Big Red Machine" Was actually born and raised in Cincinnati, Ohio. his uncle, a "bird dog" scout for the Reds, urged them to sign him straight out of high school
I used to have a pair of 811 socks. I wonder if they're still laying around somewhere
james baseball
MarinersThere was a guy in a Mets hat at my movie theater.
>>157065901all the local sports talk guys can't stop talking about trading Lindor.
>>157065944Yeah, I think I know what you mean. I think you want to jump in with me and tag team the EPCA. Spitroast that lil nigga right in front of Southwest University Park. Double anally penetrate that wonderboy right in front of The Pizza Joint and leave him overflowing in our shared loads
>>157065986call before you dig around your sock drawer
>>157065999Did you fucking kill him? I hope you fucking killed him
>>157065702you're a man with a plan and I respect that anon
>>157065965>not a mexican>in texashmm
>>157065975they should only trade Peralta, Bichette & Holmes if he doesn't want to resign. And whatever bullpen arms are FA next year
>>157065451
>mets already mesting
hopefully it wasn't the boy one
he dropped it! >fartsho
>>157066054poor cunt
>>157066054fuck that's gotta hurt
what are the scores
morose sanjay fans are my jam
time for doyers
>>157065983And honorable mention:Tony "The Don" Conigliaro (Outfielder, Red Sox), born in Revere, Massachusetts - the best that never was. 1964–1966 Became the youngest player in American League history to hit a home run and captivated baseball with his electric start before a tragic injury. On August 18, 1967, a fastball struck Conigliaro directly in the face. The devastating injury resulted in a fractured cheekbone, a severely dislocated jaw, and permanent damage to his left eye and vision. The incident completely derailed what was on track to be a Hall of Fame trajectory
This is insanity...
>>157066095They're in
>>157066054That really fucked up Mitch Haniger.
FINALLY time for phillies baybawl
maybe the NL shouldn't have wasted all their energy on the meaningless all star game
>>157066054
STRUCK him out
>>157066103literally nobody cares
>>157066139we all care :)
literally everybody cares
Where's the ITFCB girl? I'm getting worried...
>>157066054man with 1 ball cannot walk
striking out ohtani is like winning the world series to philthy subhumans
is this seethe downstream of the knicks winning, or NYC hosting the WC final, or what?
>>157066146
>>157066108Killebrew went broke. read about it earlier today in one of those clickbait articles about baseball players who lost their money.
>>157066156he said gooooo dodgers!
>>157066112>>157066095
>>157066103literally everybody cares
>>157066116take it easy on those doggies
>>157066181>>157066156
>philthieskek
i bought a big $15 bag of twix minis and im afraid im going to eat them all tonight
>>157066181beaners are nobody's tho
>trea turner ground ball
FUCKING FAT ASS GET OUT OF THE WAY
>>157066203candy is bad for you
>>157066203Eat those candies
>>157066203I'd eat the entire bag and not even feel bad about it. Twix are the best candy bar.
slurper in the central
i miss puig. the game needs more minstrels.
why is Philadelphia such a disgusting shithole?
>>157066203That's a fairly small amount of Twix for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason Mars candy cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of twix minis in that timeframe, but I could easily.
>>157066203Fuckin fatass. Nigga eat all them up and get that booty nice and round. Get that hefty butt. That booty butt. That floopy booty. Nigga get that bountiful butt. Gonna smack that shit ass I pump that butt. Goddam nigga
>>157066231so a normal day
>>157066203Eat them all but like a candle first.
>>157066233I miss how mad giants and tardinals fans got over him, it was hilarious
Had a pack of those keebler elf somoas or w/e basically twix with toasted coconut on em. Great dunker for coffee
>>157066253based
>>157066243That whole I-95 corridor from DC to NYC is.
>perez unsuccessfully catching the homerDFA this loser.
Wrobby about to get raped and gaped
>>157066258too bad he was a manchild. who knows how good he could have been if he was focused.
>>157066243have you seen LA? philly is clean in comparison
>>157066243>Concentration of services: Many homeless shelters, food programs, harm reduction organizations, and treatment providers are located nearby. While these services are essential, they also attract people who need them, including many with active addictions.
>>157066243it's sad that these were used to bash philly, but now every shithole city looks like it
Murakami is due bros, today is the day
>>157066243Bad local government
it's over
my chadres are battling!
>doyers have to play over .500 teams>collapse
>>157066316maybe on the next one...
>Reliever named Colin HoldermanI guess he's an upgrade over "Blown Savesman"
what happened to all the cubs girls?
>lossing to the philthies
>David Stearns trading away a top 100 prospect for one season of a pitcher with an ERA of 5.00 but it’s okay because they have some literal who from Triple A who can’t throw harder than 94 mph but is somehow still better than both.
>>157066350recovering from dick splitting (like a hot dog) surgery
>>157066342post evidence
>>157066350Raped
>>157066350The PCGay fiasco drove them all to an early suicide
>>157066350locked up
>>157066030I got my popcorn and discretely spat on him while cursing his mother.
>>157066350Getting plowed by the truckers
>>157066350suicide
>>157066393kek..KEK
bigs hot honey. a fine sunflower seed. what are some other exotic flavors
who is the best looking team is baseball?
The Toy Box Killer but he only kidnaps cubsgirls
>>157066402El Paso Chihuahuas of course
>>157066350Currently in prison for storming the field
>>157066367o algo
>o algoYou're trans
what a shitshow
>>157066447they've played 101 games
>>157066483yeah so?
>>157066483>barely over .500 against over .500oo paco, it's getting worse the more we dig
Did you see that dudes testicles wrap up spinning like a pinwheel. Fucking kek
The Cubs are winning big and there's no Cubs girls in sight...
>>157066483So has ur mum lel
>>157066491are you actually retarded or just pretending?
>>157066503What?
>>157066503yep KEK
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOYERPACAS WE'RE LOSING
doyercacas KEK
>why is Philadelphia such a disgusting shithole?
>>157066497so a .560 winning percentage, got it
AHHHHHHHH YAMAMOTO SAVE ME
>>157066529>>157066540how many innings are in baseball?
>>157066553undefined until the game ends
philthy subhumans seething kek
>157066550>157066553imagine how fragile your ego must be that you respond to every shitpost because your cumtarget is wearing a golden sombrero again
It took Valdez 33 pitches to record the first out
>if the blue jays get 10 hits, get a $1 dollar donut* on the Tim Hortons app>*with purchase of coffee or teaWOW.WHAT A GREAT FUCKING DEAL.IM GONNA DOWNLOAD THE APP RIGHT NOWFUCK THIS FAGGOT COUNTRY
>>157066549>triple the homelessoh no no no no calipacos
philthies kek
>>157066582in their defense, in 2028 there is a plan to go around and just straight up murder all the homeless prior to the olympics
>157066586awwww living in the past already, 27 bro and you have a lot of incommon
You guys know it’s Mets fans shitting on Philly fans right?
>>157066586o kek O KEK
>>157066549what the fuck is hawaii's problem
>>157066586i'm still laughing about this
>>157066604but philly is winning...
>>157066582You think people actually count this shit? lol
imaging trying to talk shit and getting raped by a map kek
>>157066593kek just like newsom did in SF to make it look good for xi jinping
>philthiesKEK
>>157066243Is that real?
kekini
>>157066611Exactly
>>157066243what an absolute shithole
>>157066624lol
>>157066608Good weather. Drugs. Coconut nigs are pretty niggish
>>157066586>>157066605>>157066624>>157066639>what losing 1-0 does to a doyercuck
paco's extra seethey since the hated east coast just hosted the WC final
>>157066636Could be said the same about the Dodgers scoring 0 runs so far (and your life)
lol call tried to heem horper
hurr durr where should I throw the ball lol
>>157066577you would have an entire country hitting up every timmies on the way home for the promo if it was any better value
>what a shithole, they don't even have a roof on their stadium
>>157066616speak English. retard
fuck that was dangerous
uhhhhhhh what are the tigers doing?
This is what happens when you don’t keep it Black Ops related
imagine living in shittydelphia
>jeffers missed the tagkilled his trade value right there
first hit from a literal who
>>157066654better throw it to the backstop! kek
browncord's pretty angry today, what happened?
faggot Gords manager cost me a W in fantasy by pulling Messick w/ one shitter to get out.
uh oh stinky
oof that's close, looks like trea was there in time
Fuck my boricua ass
GOATANI
the west coast will never have any relevant history and this is why they seethe at the superior east coastit's just a rootless soulless economic region, its entire history is just importing different ethnic groups for jobs (chinese for railroads, indians for tech, mexicans for lawncare, whites for everything else, etc)
Just tuned inThis a good game?
doyers lmao you cant make it up
>>157066727You mean black ops? Yes
>10 hits and it's only the 5th inningMy Chadres are beating up these barves
ohtani you fucking retard
philly oohns ohhhhtannniiii
>out>AND the run doesn't countWEW, that's why you run shit out ffs
fuck ohtani and fuck la
send this fucker back to venezuela and call up austin barnes already
>>157066654Fucking LMAO
how come the run doesn't count
i'm hating watching la
>>157066790ohtani was tagged out before alfonzo touched home plate
>>157066790cuz alfonzo is a lazy piece of shit that slowed down before crossing home plate
move the jays to montréal
>>157066802sex with left
also rans inferiority complex on full display todaysad!
Canada look away
>>157066790Cuz you touch yourself at night.
>doyers losing to philthies againhaven't had this much pochotseethe since england beat mexico in soccer
philthies KEK
I hate this team. I will enjoy them selling off just to see the team be different from the pile of shit it is now. I hope they also fire all the coaches and stat nerds.
>>157066821
philthy subhumans thought that was gone kek
>>157065358Guy in the chair looks like Cal Raleigh
>>157066849phillychads make LA bitches seethe
>>157066847japs are such scumbags but the language barrier insulates them.
cant even blame injuries anymore, this is just bad baseball by a team thats lost its soul, not sure if it was losing Bassitt, or Don Mattingly, or Bichette, but something broke in this "team". Can we fix it? Nope, it's fucked!
Mets bros so far so good
Nationals baseball is underway!!1!
>>157066802I would base their ball, if you know what I mean
>Entire front row of any ballpark when some nigga named Yoshihiro Nabayuki-san shows up
>>157066881i unironically think we cheated last year with some type of signal or ai pitch callerit explains why bichette suck as well even on different teams but the pitching is more or less the same (mid)
Will the Mets get their annual win against the Brewers tonight?
>>157066890nice pic. I'll trade you
>>157066894girls don't have balls
MUNCED
MAXWELL SWINGS THE SILVER HAMMER
munchy
>>157066880>>157066881feel bad for you guys, your 2025 squad was really likeable and it was funny watching springer make so many people seetheit's tragic that even if vlad springs back into elite form it's already too latehopefully your 2028 is much better
MUUUUNCY
fat fuckcy
Thats balls outta there
>Zach KEK WHEEZE-ER
PHILTHIES KEK
Philthypoos KEJ
PHILTHIES SEETHING KEK
go go go
>>157065437>This is the gold medalist in figure skating with an interesting tramp stamp
go doyers!
D A TATF U N K YUNKYM U N C YUNCY
>>157066881Bichette was obviously Vlad's lover.
does fatamir guerro do anything besides ground out? whos dick did he suck to get half a billion contract?
>>157066944
>down 8>2 out>runner on 3rd>vladdy up to bat>first pitch ground outYOU FAT MOTHER FUCKER
Is Tucker ever going to get his groove back?
>>157066969Rent free
>>157066983he needs to start eating again>.690 OPS for half a billion
what's causing them to seethe?
munchy makin em seethe
>>157066999clement took his uncrustables.
>>157067004that funky muncy!
>>157066915I think the simpler explanation for Bo is that the Mets have miserable vibes.Your home record being so much better than your road trips last season was notable, but you guys won a lot of games away in the postseason and lost the last two at home. Again, your Jays probably just overperformed in 2025 without finishing it.
>>157066994next season
>aye mang fuck this phillies mang go doyers mang>*gets shanked by a homeless man*
You're all gonna look like asses when the Phillies retake the lead.
>>157067004why'd they plant those trees there
>>157066913>An Hiro for Shirobased
>>157066928Wish they did though. I can't fathom the raw pleasure of deepthroating my wife, gargling her balls, and then going balls deep in her soaking wet pussy
Nobody knows which Max Muncy you're even talking about
>philthoidsKEK
>>157067003only a huge pussy would feel for the homeless
>schwarber is bad because he's half hispanic or somethingdoyerpacas didn't think this one through kek
haven't posted in a while. can someone tell me the status of cubgers broship?
FAT FUCKSY LMAO
>>157067045What are the odds that there are 2 Max Muncy's let alone 2 that play baseball
o philthies kek
>>157067054only a huge pussy would feel for spics. we're white and asian
>>157067066And they share a birthday iirc
>>157067066If this keeps up, every player will be named Max Muncy pretty soon
>>157067054He should change his number to 56
>>157067079>it's realWow
>>157067060The Cubs girls all mysteriously vanished recently
>>157067039Angels bought all the plaster of paris boulders
>we're white and asian
Nevar forgit - Astros are cheaters, and everyone knows it.
KEK
great catch andy p
>>157067116>calipacos are still seethingkek
>>157067115KEK HANDSOME AND BASEDONLY A HUGE PUSSY WOULD THINK OTHERWISE
>>157067080Muncy fans absolutely hate the idea that other teams have fat players or that fans of those players enjoying seeing those fatties jiggle their tummies around on the field. They are beer belly totalitarians. To the average Muncy fan, the only point of baseball is to Muncypost on /mlb/ and for everyone else to be sad about it. They don’t understand why there are fans of other players. If every other team in the league just became 26 Max Muncy clones standing around eating meatballs, Muncy fans would just smile and say ‘that funky muncy’ to themselves over and over and they’d never get bored.
>>157067122Poor guyHe was hitting .450
philthyfags thought it was gone kek
phillthie mouthbreathers thought that one was gone also kek
that funky muncy
>>157067024I'd suck her dick
>>157067135that's really based
philthoids kek..KEK
>>157067122walk it off
wrobleshit is such a luck merchant lmao
cum shitter kek
For me jt is toronto in 2002
>>157067140>>157067141kek those neanderthals don't know ball
>>157067004goooooooooaaaaaaaallll
the shitposter went away because he got so offended someone called KILLER ELLIOT ROGERS based and handsome. that's more pussy than liberals in LA!
>>157067179Already reported this in the hockey thread
>>157067181kek classic philthy retards
>>157067179
>>157067116>2017get over it kek
Multi home run day for Manny!
>>157067181hey fuck you!
>>157067115>shitting on the supreme gentlemanNewfag coded
>>157067195Hell on earth
throw a ball at ohtani's knee zack cmon
>>157067210last whites in la
>>157067194so true kek
kek philthies
>>157067231looks promising
>>157067192Lame
one of these phillthies, really the only noxious one, is a casual middle-aged woman who seldom posts here but has a lesbo butch hate boner for the dodgers.
>>157067202The fact that the Astros cheated and got away with it for as long as they did will forever be a part of baseball history. Everyone is over it. No one has forgotten it nor ever will.
>>157067251I know you should really get a life
Do you throw like a girl, anon?
>>157067253On brand for a philthies fanatic
>>157067253is this her?also, why are phillies fans such cucks that give up their home run balls so easily?
>at least we'll beat the phillies o algo
>>157067231IS THAT ORION KEKKERING?
>>157067276kek they really do live like this
>>157067263i pitch exactly like her
>>157067276only a pussy would care about the homeless. the LA spics you're attacking care even less
>o algoyou're trans
>>157067310hot
>>157067298¿Qué onda?
>>157067179Wish I could've seen the tragically hip.
>>157067331KEK BASED
>>157067331this is /mlb/
>>157067331kek just like the meme
Wrobby is such a defense baby
DOUBLE PLAY, BABY>>157067369that's the wish of every pitcher, womanbrain
Does this mest game feel a little sleepy to anyone else
>>157067361I’m 6’3
>>157067331what does the B stand for?
>>157067369"No you can't just induce groundouts!"
>>157067273faggots and subhumans, all of them
>>157067400BASED
Raindrops keep fallin on me head lmao
>>157067394i didn't know that stacked shit that high
>>157067331white sox fan spotted
>>157067429Saar
>>157067298I am bothered by the idea homeless people exist but a lot of them are truly vermin
>Holmes>McLean>Scott>Thorntonit's not as cursed as we thought, bros :)btw, Santucci is leading AA in strikeouts!I think we get 1 quality pitcher, maybe 2 if we trade Holmes for a juicy prospect, and keep trusting in the farm
>squatemala
cubbies :)
>>157067331whoever brought jorts back needs to be exiled to Canada
>calipacos trying to hate on indians
I’m not giving you any (You)s, kaner
Who are the good guys?
>>157067493dodgers
this really is a dodgers genny. no one can stop talking about them.
the cubs aka the poor man's dodgers
>>157067493doyers foo
Kek Twinkaner curse
Feesh on the board.
>>157067508he's really cool because the gay discord hates him. he can do whatever he wants and should have access to all your female family members whether sexually or violently.
the cubs aka the rich man's mets
>>157067493The Cincinnati Reds
pages is a bum
>>157065358bold
>>157067554Italics
>Poodres BAU BAU!
>>157067542I'm not very keen on that Tucker cat
freddie :)
>>157067570he's a bum too
>>157067542trade him for Kwan
POODRES KEK
>>157067603Why do they look like that
>>157067603I don't know who these two guys are but they're also bums
>>157067603Isn't one of suppose to have a Poodre hat?
>>157067508kekkies!
>>157067592They tried to trade for him last year. They won’t let him go
Rocker is DEALING tonight
Ivy LeBelle or Karma Rx?
Padres need to lose and trade Miller for George Kirby.
>>157067603who's that
>>157067643john?
>>157067655Mariners already have Munoz
remember when this squashed face faggot was leading the league in HRs and had like a .950 OPS and Dodger bandwagoners thought he was the prospect that was promised to carry the dynasty forward
>>157067654Who’s got the bigger cock?
Anyone have any unique ballpark experiences they want to talk about?>be me>2016+1>sitting back, maxxing and relaxing>about to watch my MARINERS win a baseball game on a cool summer evening>a dude and his chick sit in the same row as me, a few seats down>no worries, it's a packed stadium and as many people as possible should enjoy the game!>bottom of the third, M's down by one run>hear this chick whisper to her boyfriend "time to toot!">watch out of the corner of my eye as she stands up and shimmies her jean shorts off her plump derriere and down her skinny little frame>bends forward slightly at the waist>emits a sharp "toot!">fellow fans chuckle>watch people all throughout the section standing up, unbuckling belts, sliding pants to the floor>my ears are suddenly filled with the sounds of errant tooting, some windy and long, some squeaky and short, others release a low, grumbling roar>the rank waft of gas passes by me, I crinkle my nose but don't want to be rude>the tooting eventually evolves into a "call and response" sort of game between the participants>I keep my seat and focus on the game, despite the incessant noise and smell of lads and lasses raucously evacuating their asses>the chick next to me notices that I'm not participating>waves, holds her finger to her lips, silences the crowd>I pretend not to see what's happening>as she stifles giggles and the crowd shouts encouragement, she backwards bunny hops my way>points her cacaphonous keister at the side of my head>I hear a full throated "TOOT!" as hot air blasts my face>mfw
>>157067674yeah dealing seethe on twitter
philthy faggots thought that was gone kek
>dogshit post>skim it and see "mariners" mentioned in ityup
>>157067687we don't win the series if he didnt make the catch
>>157067687still better than your favorite player
>>157067677He's was spotty earlier and /we/ need bullpen arms regardless. Bullpen arms and a righty.
>>157066576worst game of that fat scammers entire career.
i'm convinced they are pitching dead balls to philly
>>157067725>having a favorite playerYou're a grown man, you shouldn't have a favorite player
I thought Tatis couldn't homer no more.
>>157067743you're a gay retard
>>157067687He just needs to be dropped down
IT'S RAINING
>>157067720he's still a bum
>>157067769IT'S POURING
>3rd tatis home run in the last 4 daysHE'S SO BACK, STUNT ON 'EM CHADRES!
How come the Padres can score many runs one day and the next day they're struggling to get anyone on base?
>>157067743hey girl even pros athletes have favorite players. it's you who's in the wrong
Torrens is dealing
thoughts on my new rule?>IF THE CATCHER CANNOT CATCH THE PITCH, IT IS AUTOMATICALLY CALLED AS A BALL NO MATTER WHERE IT ACTUALLY CROSSES THE PLATE
>>157067753say that to my face not online and see what happens u bitch
>>157067720he also hit the ball to kekkring in game 4
Another 0-4 game for Fatty Guerrero. His 3rd in a row.
>>157067775Too bad they're already eliminated from playoff contention.
Tatis your team is 2 under .500 and like 14 back in your division and you personally are having a trash fucking year. You have NOT earned that bat toss. Fuck off.
ITFMBB
It's time for Mariners baseball!
