AO Z E K I NISHIKI>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPreceding thread >>157039761
>>157070244DANFAG!
2nd for #hagwatch
>>157070258Powerful display...
>11 threads in 11 daysan all time record for /sumo/sumo is more popular on 4chan than it ever has been before Aonishiki brings all the futagoys to the board Dan threads are better than yours
>>157070297We've had to throod because about a week ago the brits lost to argentina of all places, heralding no less than one hundred years of constant coping and seething, and they all spammed the board.
>>157070297Hakkeyoi!
>Bow twirler now possibly injuredThe dark spirits are angry.
>>157070347they're gathering for the battle
>>157070297>>157070324Danfag either blind to the reality of the situation or posting disingenuously, as usual.
#ArtWatch
The future yokozona...
>>157070420
>>157070455What is it about this fat face with the exact same hair as everyone else that makes it so distinctly Zak? I suppose it's the pouty lips
>>157070470It's the general look of disinterest.
Do the rikishi who go to college and compete in sumo there actually study anything real or is it like in American college football where they all take fake classes
>>157070258she’s not bad but I liked purple better
Paleblood crone sexo, I'm afraid.
>>157070492
>>157070497nobody studies anything real in college in Japan to pass the entrance exam you have to learn enough material to get a college degree before you start college, the 4 years of college is just to rest up after studying for the entrance exam
>>157070470It's the slightly hooded eyes and fish-lips. Zak only has 3 expressions; mild boredom, zen-like contentment, and the kind of face you make when you're taking the garbage out and notice the bag is leaking on your leg.
>>157070514Imagine the smell.
>>157070514she only likes short guys with huge forearms, unfortunately
>>157070540Cheap orange soap and lotus shampoo...
>>157070540Hand sanitizer and pickles.
> *sprinkles cold broth over your noodles*
>>157070514She looks like she fucks Jap men
>>157070514>pronounced fringe bangs>round glasses>perfectly isosceles triangle noseYou just know she fucks like a cat in heat.
>>157070530Ok but you know what I mean. Do they get real degrees or do they get fake "sumo only degree"
>>157070641It varies.
Come on, we all know you go weak at the knees imagining yourself under a man like Hitoshi
Higher res.
>>157070497>>157070641They usually study things like sport science. Very rarely do they actually use it, but there are exceptions like Nakamura oyakata.
>>157070670bro they got him standing there in a gimp suit
Unironically, I think that if Shishi wins this basho—however slim the chance—Hakkaku will smash a baseball bat over Hoshoryu and Onosato's knees.
Here's a question:Which rikishi that got beaten by Moriurara ended up having the best career?
>>157070681That's what makes it so bold.
>>157070641Once you retire a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶r̶i̶p̶e̶ ̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶a̶g̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶2̶6̶, you can actually put your degree to use and become a sports teacher and live the rest of your life normally.
>>157070606gross
>>157070682Yeah cause injuring them even more will solve the problem.
> hey, join my gang or else...> you would be wise to join my gang...
Enh-ACK
>Dwarven King got his arm snagged like that a second time
The white bear marches on.
>>157070709Their hinkaku will save them if they're worthy.
>>157070709It worked for Teru and Hakuho
>>157070745the dwarven king was forced to kneel by the beast from the icy wastes
The meatball rolls on!
>man often compared in likeness to a large bear wrestles a squirming twink into submission before taking him past the limits of his ringhey ive seen this one before
>>157070776
>>157070697>become a sports teacher and live the rest of your life normallyYour school restroom will need to be refitted with a bariatric urinal but yeah I guess you could call that normal, for a certain definition of the word
>>157070776Please keep it to yourself.
>>157070751>>157070748I said it last thread and ill say it again, whats different now is Hakuho getting kicked out angered the spirits and they're taking it out on the yokozuna's. They will continue to suffer misfortune till hes brought back or some form of reconciliation happens. The two Yokozuna are the nephew of possibly his biggest rival and the prize student of another yokozuna he battled with (I dont know if they got very heated due to how short Kisenosato's zuna run was). It cant be ignored.
If you could would you sit in one of the primetime seats having thousands of people watch you in the stands or would you sit out of the cameras
>>157070816I'm sitting my retarded gaijin ass in the middle of the frame so everyone sees me with my Nabatame fan and towel
>>157070801Just stop devouring the hambaga, bro.
>>157070816depends if I’m allowed to wear Groucho Marx glasses or if one of the tubbies will slap them off my face
> Everyone can become Onosato, except Onosato, of course. He can't.
>>157070816I've made a copy of the Nog Dog kesho-mawashi design in Illustrator and I'm going to get it printed onto matching pink hoodie with Takanosho's Tegata on the back, I would wear that.
>>157070776>Enho, my arch-nemesis...!
this gyoji is doing a great job
>>157070816I'd be in the front and start screaming "ENHO!!!" at the top of my lungs whenever Fujinokawa arrived to the dohyo.
>>157070816I don't think I could sit in a tiny little spot like that without having to stretch my legs out constantly.
>>157070847If you’re the kind of guy that needs a bariatric urinal, going on a diet won’t change much
> happiest Midorifuji fan
Solid sumo.
>>157070907You don't even know what uninhibited ecstatic joy looks like
>>157070907mmm gyaru milfs
>>157070930god she needs a hug bad
lol ryuden
>>157070945the disrespectlove to see it
>>157070816I want you spergs to take screenshots of me. So front and center
>>157070945>>157070952what happened
>>157070985called the shimpan a nigger
>>157070985He got henka'd
>>157070985called the shimpan shimapan
>>157070985Henka from Meisei.
>>157070992saar the official results say it was uwatenage
>>157071008A henka is not a kimarite on its own. Most often goes down as hatakikomi.
>>157071017precisely, that's why I'm confused this one didn't
>>157070985covered his mouth after the match
>>157070992
>>157071027Shit happens, Doitsu.
>>157070992hypothetically speaking, if one of the wrestlers did a Strider Hiryu somersault flip over the other guy at the start of the match, would that be considered a henka?
I've heard that apparently the tickets to sumo are hard to get. What causes that? Just scalpers in general? I'd like to go see the sumo live if I ever visit japan. The prices seem reasonable if you're going to one or two days, the whole thing would be kinda expensive
>>157071059Hasso-tobi is a kind of henka, yes.
>>157071073It's just popular. They've been pretty consistently sold out for the past 2 years or so.
>>157071073Small arenas in general. Easy to get a ticket at some point, but maybe not where/when you want.
>>157071041just watched itbasically a failed henka into an uwatenage
something I just found in the rabbit hole I fell intohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e0HTQDgXPRYgot (wrongly) called torinaoshi eventually apparently
YOISHO
>>157071163Why doesn't he have four tits
>>157071168He actually has zero tits, so two of them had to be passed down somewhere.
>>157071178never forget the sacrifices the previous generations made for us
>hiro
Damn, Onosato managed to lift his leg today
>>157071185How many tits would current Kotozakura's grandson have had if Koto hadn't been so greedy?
>>157071188my man moving like QWOP
>>157071208Too many for a blue board.
>Tsurigisho commenting.
Eat your rice cakes, anon.
>>157071260korega mini!
>>157071260MOCHI MOCHI MOCHI
>>157071260>>157071324SATOU NO KIRIMOCHI SINGURU PAKKU MINISATOU NO KIRIMOCHI SINGURU PAKKU MINISATOU NO KIRIMOCHI SINGURU PAKKU MINI
>>157071329MINI?!?!?!?
>>157071324i want her to finger my prostate
chicken legs with some blazing speed
takerman reaps another
yeah i bet you nerds were ready to post his chicken leg pic huh LMAO get fucked
ugly bastard bros, who do we support?
Shishi is going to somehow beat kotoeiho
10,000 BC matchup
Back to juryo I gues...
back to juryo kazumabros...
>Go back to Juryo, cocksucka!
Bye Kazuma...
Kazuma, in fact, did not bring that shit.
What are the strengths of Fujiryoga's build?
>>157071484being like 800 lbs in a relatively compact package
>do nothing>winKinbozo what the fuck was that
I do not believe Shishi can do it
>>157071496He got too eager and overcommitted, a classic mistake
Caveman will send fishlip the second back to the ocean! EVOLUTION WAS A MISTAKE
retard time
i'm tryna watch
How can our ogre stand up against such spiritual power...
>>157071506I believe Shishi can do it!Take my energy, Shishi! HRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>>157071518focus your energy on the evil spirits
>>157071518we must simply have faith okami-san peeled his potatoes this morning.
Our retard getting mogged hard...
GOOD sumo
lol
/OURRETARD/MATCH OF THE FUCKING NIGHT
what a sumo!
WHAT A FUCKING FIGHTOUR OGRE
OUR RETARD AND HIS GIGANTIC LEGS
OUR FUCKING OGRE LETS GOOOOOOOThat was amazing.
THE LION
you best start believing in shishi yushos YOURE IN ONE
How does he keep doing it?
>>157071411I FUCKING TOOOOOOLD YOU
OUR RETARD
Nigga has used all of his blood vessels.
I appreciate Shishis tenacity on the ropes. He is one of the few who does it.
OUR RETARDLETS GO SHEESH
>Dan, I may be out of the race, but I can at least do this for you...
That's my retard!
I am stunned and applauding that fighting spirit performance. Oh my god what a bout. He did his Ukrainian bro a serious favour.
>I will protect the banzuke from the Sanyaku side...>...and I will protect the banzuke from the Maegashira side!
told yaLion will preserve Dans lead
crazy match though
holy fuck shishi
SHISHI!
>>157071569He better with those huge legs
RE-TARD CLAP CLAP CLAP
Hello my name is SHISHI!
Shishi vs Dan playoff incoming
Good fight. Showed great tard strength.
Yes, I am starting to think Yokozuna
shishi had so many close calls and kept his footwork clean to stay inim starting to think he might not actually be retarded
COUGH
kek he's dying in the hanamichi
>>157071595Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
Shishi could take Hosh easy, right?
> Aonishiki gets his 10 wins and kyujos to make his future rope run count> day 15 ends with a playoff between Takerufuji and Shishi for the yusho and Takayasu and Kirishima for the jun-yusho
Y1e Shishi
>>157071595i feel like shishi had him beat at least twice before the end too
In 2036, we will witness the final showdown (both with 14-0 records) between the 76th Yokozuna, Aonishiki, and the 77th Yokozuna, Yamanoshishimaru—marking the latter's final tournament—and they will engage in a staredown just like the one between Hakuho and Terunofuji.
>>157071613Im pretty sure Dan has already said hes going to try to win, and why wouldn't he when you look at who's in contention atm?
>Shizhi gets shoulder surgery>Immediately becomes an incredible force on the dohyo with the tenacity of a fierce hunter and gives us an incredible match like thatImagine if the Yokozuna actually fixed their injuries, what kind of sumo we could see...
Tobizaru is such a jobber
Oshoma bores the shit out of me
>>157071631Dr. Shishi, I'm J.S.A
> it's tobizover...
>>157071650>>157071671He's too old to keep his antics going, it's sad.
>so you don't have to worry, worry....
LIFE IS A TREASURE
Would it kill them to get fats a suit that fits
>>157071694please understand, economic depression
>>157071694They need to take fashion lessons from the best.
>>157071669He's a big guy
>>157071671>>157071674And the monkey flew no more...
kid can't handle the STAREDOWN
the dream is alive
Takayasu yusho
I'm...I'm beginning to believe...
the bridesmaid's tango...
Reminder to not believe
believe status?
I'm warning you, don't believe.
>another Fujinokawa matta
matta merchant
> *mwah*
Do you think Oho even enjoys sumo?
love some good manlet violence
Oho ain't right.
>>157071838not anymore
it's ohover...
>>157071613Aonishiki's already had his hardest matchups and he's looking good despite the injurieshe's going for the yusho this time, with a win today he's the actual sole leader, my boy is gonna make a statement
How Yoshi is so inconsistent?
>>157071882Youth.
Dan's back is fucked up, looks like he's mid werewolf transformation
>>157071896its just a dark spot man, he isn't turning into a BLACK NIGGER or anything, but he could be
fucking abema faking me out with the hosh match from last night
>>157071874he didn't fight Kirishitma yet, did he?
>Gonoyama is the wall between ozeki promotion AND leadership of the basho.MENACING
I want to see chaos unfold
ez
was that a hair pull
TENTH DAN!THE WHITE OZEKI IS BACK!
Welcome back, OZEKI Aonishiki
lol yusho on one leg
WE AR SO BACK !!!!!!
Danzeki!Im not familiar with how they make the schedules for late basho, i know they try to have the people in contention face each other at the end. Does that mean Shishi has a chance to not face either Yokozuna?
welcome back ozeki aonishiki
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
Aonishiki is doing his best sumo with that fucked up foot. True yokozuna spirit, unlike from Onosharto and Horseshitryu
OZEKI DAN
>>1570719190 hinkaku
CLEAR HAIR PULL WHAT
Got it back! Well done lad! Well done.
>>157071919yes, he dug his fingers in
no rematch on hair grab?
They missed that hair pull. But you take it if they miss it.
>>157071934Yup. Industry plants play by different rules though so whatever.
>>157071919dirty hohol bastard
>>1570719044-1 against kirishima, iircdoesnt matter because kirishima is gonna flop against ichiyamamoto for no reason
hairpulling himself back to ozeki
VARonishiki
REVERT THAT SHIT!!! >>157071941
He didn't pull the hair he was just resting his hand there
winning is yokozuna sumo
>>157071926He might go against other people near the lead, like Kirishima
>complaining about an accidental hairpull when Onosato gets away with everything
JSA should ban him for life. dishonoraburu.
>>157071958I'm not complaining, I'm just surprised they didn't call it. Maybe they felt he deserved a little refball for once.
shishi vs dan for yusho please and shishi winning. i dont care anymore.
Why are ukrainians so sneaky and conniving? Did his stablemaster bride them? Is the CIA really this desperate to have ukraine look good?
>>157071951His hand must have crawled there for warmth
Not the first hair pull missed and wont be the last. He still even won without it.
>>157071926I think Shishi has Asanoyama tomorrow
kotozakura's gotta win the next five straighti don't think he can do it boys
there was a pretty blatant hair pull yesterday and none of you whined about itstop being queers
>>157071962What's 13
>>157071967>ukraineNo one cares. Its about the WHITE MAN
>>157071963He just lil bro'd 2 yokos in a row so that probably has something to do with it.
This is karmic rebalance for that one time Tochinoshin got robbed of a win for accidentally pulling the knot.
>>157071974retard
Different rules for white folks, deys be racist n' sheeeeeeeet!!!
also aonishiki was barely moved by the tachi-ai and used it to grab the belt with his left hand. surprising considering how much trouble pushers give him
>>157071974Huh? He only needs 3/5.
>>157071967Haven't you heard, hohols are new shadow masters and control the world pulling strings on judo-reptiloids.
Atamifuji vs Onosato is gonna be great
Ura taking a trip to slip and fall school
yeah he pulled the hair and got away with it. he won but he's a dirty rotten hohol cheater and i will remember this0 honor
>>157071994you aren't even ashamed of it are you....
>>157072001Remember this when Yokozuna Dan is throwing salt in the eyes of his opponents and distracting the gyoji
>>157072001get over it, pussy. nobody deliberately tries to disqualify themselves.
>>157072007Kek
>>157072011cope danfag
>>157072001STONE COLD WITH THE LOW BLOW
>>157072011retard. he did it knowing they wouldn't disqualify him due to "affirmative action"
>>157072001this is actually true, they're known cheaters
where were all of you rules lawyers when Onosato lost after launching himself two meters into the air off his opponent's back and then declared the loser?
>>157072001>Aonishiki covers his mouth and says "Steppenigger" to Hoshoryu before the tachiai>"OY!" GYOJI! THIS WHITE BLUR IN MY VISION SAY SOMETHING RACIST!"
>>157072027lurk more retard
>he broke muh rulezzzz!!!!!#Shut up, mutts. The white man marches on.
>>157072027Same place we are now. On the side of the rules.
>bitchslaps his opponent before pushing him out Wait hold on this guys kinda based
Your 76th (disputed) Yokozuna Kirishima
get slapped idiot
battle of the big niggas
>2-6 but atamifuji won the last two
>>157072007>Yokozuna Aonishiki drops a banana peel from his white mawashi on the dohyo, where ozeki Niggazuchido slips
How do I get moobs like Atamafuji?
>>157072084chanko, beer, repeat ad nauseum
MYSTERY NIGGAS
>>157072094i recognize those tits
Get that fat stack of kensho atami
jesus christ
Made yokozuna look like maegashira
L M A O
Embarrassing
>>157072094stop looking so scared onosato
Onosato got outonosato'd
ATAMIZEKI RUN.
Onosato crumbled
OnoSHITOHoly fuck, embarrassing
>Pull>LoseOnosato is just Oho 2.1
just go forward more than the other guy goes forwardit's that easy
>onoshito pullingwhy the FUCK does he keep doing this?
hope Onoshartno doesn't kyujo right now. he has to face Kirishitma tomorrow
Say it with me:OHNOSHARTO
>>157072121Fuuuck I wanna suck on those tits
CENTURY OF HUMILIATION
>Marches onward to Ozeki
It's his shoulder that's hurt, man. Why does he keep moving like his whole body's broken?
I simply cannot watch it anymore.Second-hand humiliation.Worse than waning Takakisho times.Fuck sumo.
>>157072157He barely made contact with Atamifuji. It's like he bounced off of him and gave up.
Succubus draining his energy as we speak, there's demons everywhere preying on him
Ono ain't got that dawg in him
>>157072157Onosato's got the yips
If Hosh loses this one I'm just not going to watch the last two matches of the day from here on out.
>>157072157having a hurt shoulder in a sport like this is genuinely debilitating, physically and mentally, he should be able to fight through it but that kind of impact is going to be doing bad things to his shoulder, as well as his mental
White man must save sumo. Both mongols and japanese have failed.
>>157072194Is it worth winning if it means selling your values...
Remember when yokozuna were actually the top dogs sumo
>>157072206yes
>>157072194The BLACK man will save sumo, nigga
Say something nice about... eh, whatever.
Phew...
E-easy win...
At least Hosh won
Koto bros putting on the two best boutos of the night
thank you hosh
breddy gudnice matches today
So we all agree the best bout this basho was Shishi tonight, right?
Onosato relying on his style of sumo after injury is clearly fucking him in the ass. Hoshoryu on the other hand has to put the work in order to win, and its showing results. Relying on lmao just push sumo as yokozuna will never be enough.
>>157072241Fight of the night, for sure.
It is impossible for us to constantly have one Yokozuna losing his bout while the other struggles mightily to win his; both are injured and both lack a kachikoshi as Day 11 concludes.
>>157072241yes. pure fighting spirit.
>>157072241Yeah, it was a great back and forth
>error: yokozunas not found
>>157072215It's gonna come down to either Kiri or 'eiho, isn't it?
>>157072215>Takayasu is going to break more hearts this basho.
>>157072256ah, but i see three
>>157072241Total tard focus.
>>157072208>checks records>they all bounced around and took huge breaks for injuries with huge absencesok bro
3 fujis with KK already in makuuchi, another 2 leading the juryo race. I don't know if it's the new coaches or what, but it's been an insanely good year for isegahama so far
>>157072256>Two Sanyaku and four (4) guys near the bottom of the banzuke>No Zunas
> heal yourselves, wakas... our brotherly spirit will save the top division sumo...
Niggatame 6-0, clearly going to 7-0. Made Fudoho look like a chump today
Feed 'sato to Shishi so he can earn a gold star, he deserves it.
>>157072256Believerbros our status?
>>157072313And now his yusho chances are zero
>>157072313you, specifically you, just ensured he loses.
Jesus, what happened to Oho? I know he's inconsistent, but he's getting completely assfucked this tournament.
Looking forward to Dan's dohyo-iri already
>>157072338It's not going to fucking happen. They will review todays bout and he will finish this basho with 9 wins.
>Shishi v. Asanoyama>Takerufuji v. Papayasu>Kotoeiho v. Meatball>Kiri v. Ohnosharto>Dan v. KotoshohoTomorrow's matches are gonna be good from a yuusho race perspective. Will Dan keep his foot on the gas to try and pick up another yuusho, or will he take it easy now that he's gotten his parking spot back?
>>157072357Still can't believe he did that
>>157072001I guess we found out where some of the 500 trillion spacebucks of aid money went toI’ll let you guys know if I spot any of the shimpan driving away in a solid gold ferrari
>Tenshoyamathe size of this dudeis he the next mongol zuna? https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnSumoDataRikishi/profile/4357/
>>157072435>https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnSumoDataRikishi/profile/4357/Next Hokuseiho
>>157071951it did look a bit curly and pully tho
sumoDB back..for now
>Kirishima's record against Onosato is 0 wins and 10 losses
>>157072594That was with the old Onosato, before he lost his fighting spirit. The Onosato of today will simply allow Kirishima to gently walk him out of the dohyo no bother.
1) That hair pull from Dan was really fucking bad2) For all intents and purposes we don't have any Yokozuna right now3) Lowkey conspiracy: Hosh and/or Sato are waiting until their Zak fight to go kyujo so they can save his Ozeki title
show webms lmaowtf are you even posting for
>>157071631Shishi is either 200 IQ or 60 IQ. Just look at that face.Did no one teach him proper breathing techniques? This is what happens when you breathe through your mouth your whole life.I appreciate his tenacity though. He is entertaining for a Harry Potter troll. How much until komusui?
>>157072776This image will be projected rent-free into the minds of every Dan hater for years to come, they will remember this moment every time Dan performs his dohyo-iri, wins another yusho, and becomes the Dai-Yokozuna he was born to be. And the seethers will be here to see every moment, and that is going to be fucking LUSH.
>>157072289well he made Asahifuji look like a chump even
>>1570727761,000 evil spirits release through this act of treachery aloneDan must atone for his crimes
>>157072901the avenger grows stronger
https://youtu.be/CnD1pRrVk1UTanoshi-shi desu
>>157072956
>>157072265nah he's got it this time for sure
>>157072960I'm just happy he's here fighting for glory instead of in some ditch getting his limbs blown off
>>157072776Merely resting his hand
>>157072776Casual chonmage quality check.
>>157072776Lmao what a joke
POCKET SALT!
Japanese people on social media are not happy about Aonishikis hairpull!
>>157072831So you want Dan to be a fraud Yokozuna like Hoshoryu?
Undertakerufuji
>>157072776Based.The weak should fear the strong.
Nabatame is the only 6-0 in Makushita. If he loses there's gonna be another nasty playoff. Would a 6-1Y with playoff get Asahifuji up to Juryo from Ms11?
It honestly looks like he's trying to grab Gonoyama's head and his fist grasps the topknot and then realises and lets go and there is not really any resulting head motion from Gonoyama either. Doesn't look good though
>>157070514looks like Lucy Wilde from Despicable Me 2. Not that i'm complaining, i'd definitely tap that.
>>157073658Do you think today's win over Asanoyama was cathartic considering it's Asanoyama who gave him his initial major injury in his yusho?
>>157072776Shinpans get blind from time to time, but not seeing this in the most important match of the day... and not even mono-ii, lol lmao
>>157073536Oh no! Anyway, the judges ruled in his favour. Blame the judges.
Who were the offending shinpans?
Aoniriggi
LOL.. what's going on herehttps://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202607220001360.html?mode=all
>>157073851I doubt even he remembers when it happened.>>157073987Didn't see Ajigawa. But Kirishima was ringside, he should have pulled a Hakuho.
>>157074052Holy shit that would've been hilarious, especially since it was a hair pull when Hakuho did it too.
>>157070497Asian college is different then US college, you basically live in the library and in cram schools trying to get into college and if you get in then it's easy living. Sex parties are assumed.
Kirishima calling a monoii would've been perfect actually since it was Kirishima's master Kakuryu who was awarded the win when Hakuho did it. Just like pottery.
Kinjite Dan
>-Ah...
>>157074041>Did Aonishiki Commit an Illegal Topknot Grab? Head of the Judges Onoe Says, "It Didn't Look That Way." Video Review Raised No Objections.>During the 11th day of the Nagoya Grand Sumo Tournament on July 22 at IG Arena, there was a moment when Sekiwake Aonishiki (22, Ajigawa stable) appeared to grab the topknot (mage) of Maegashira Gonoyama (28, Takekuma stable).>No judges' conference (mono-ii) was called, and Aonishiki won the bout by yorikiri (force out). However, the incident drew attention on social media, where some questioned whether the apparent topknot grab should have been ruled a foul.>Onoe, the head of the judging department (the former Komusubi Hamanoshima), who served as chief ringside judge for the latter half of the top-division bouts, said regarding the alleged topknot grab:>"It didn't look that way to me.">When asked whether Aonishiki had grabbed the topknot and then let go, Onoe replied:>"In any case, that's not what decided the outcome of the match. I only have an afterimage of the moment in my mind, but if there had been any issue, the video review room would have contacted us.">He added that the elder in charge of video review raised no concerns, indicating that the judges' view was that no foul had been committed.Redeemed.
>>157074371Didn't Onoe have a huge fuckup last basho too? Could've sworn he did.
>>157074371Aonishiki has paid off the judges, yabai desu ne
>>157074413well at the end of the day not much else you can saybut oh no, eh?
If anyone needs me I’ll be over here sharpening my wakizashi
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D A N
*saves sumo*
>>157074576*wink*
Absolutely baffling AI overview as per usual.
>>157073536It's true... they are calling him "the fraud ozeki" now... all that hard work just to throw it away by cheating... i cant believe the audacity to go to another country and cheat in their ancient traditions like that. we white people should stay far away from sumo.
His career is over
They are NOT happy
RaiDAN
If it were up to me I'd drag Aonishiki behind my fucking car right now.
>>157074371Onfantino rigging it for Ukraine
>Under current kadoban regulations (introduced in the July 1969 Nagoya Tournament), an Ozeki who suffers two consecutive losing records is demoted to Sekiwake, but can immediately regain the rank by scoring 10 or more wins in the following basho.>Aonishiki achieved this milestone on Day 11, making him the fastest wrestler ever to do so. He becomes only the 7th wrestler (8th overall instance) to achieve a one-tournament Ozeki return, and the first since Takakeisho at the 2019 Kyushu Tournament.Incredible, it's obvious now that Aonishiki decided to intentionally drop to Sekiwake just so he could break another record.
Dan is now the 1st and 2nd fastest ever Maezumo-Ozeki promotions in history. Asashoryu took 21 basho to earn Ozeki, Dan's first promotion was 12 basho, and this second promotion comes after his 16th basho. He could immediately go makekoshi twice, get 10 wins, and make Ozeki for a third time before Asashoryu had done it lmao.
>>157075415>>157075364Yasuo Nishiki tainted his legacy today. I don't want to see a person like this become Ozeki again.
>>157075425It's KiriSHITma's fault for not calling a monoii desu. I wouldn't even be surprised if Dan was angry at the lack of a call.
Many people are saying that Dan offered his retirement after the call but the JSA refused and will consider immediate promotion for showing such hinkaku!
Gonoyama was threatened to stay quiet
this is shaping up to be the biggest scandal in sumo history, possibly ever
>>157075547Dan is going to 14-1Y while the JY is a 12-3 so it won't even matter.
I cannot wait for Hakkaku's comments on zunas' effort this basho. Particularly neph; blaming him for incompetence, while NSK is the one to blame for promoting him.
>I rather have basho be competitive for a handful of rikishi instead of having a couple supoerpowerhouses yokozuna just splitting the bashos with one another
>>157075656Everyone wants that, we just want that pool of competitive rikishi to not be four darts randomly thrown at a board.
any sumo merch shop based in europe that isn't etsy slop?
>>157075670El león deserves this yusho
>>157070297I stopped following it when he was BTFO'd a couple tournaments agoIs he back?
Be truthful anonCute and funny kesho-mawashi or edgy and serious?Graphic design is my passion as you can see
>>157075828He's leading at 10-1. That 10th win has secured his re-promotion to Ozeki, but he blatantly pulled his opponent's hair today and should've been given a loss. Judges may or may not have ignored it to ensure his re-promotion.
>>157075831What is the purpose of the kesho mawashi?Personally, I like cute designs.
>>157075880Thanks. I thought they solved him last tournament, has he made some big changes to his technique / strategy?also>pro-gaijin refereeswhat the fuck is happening to Japan
>>157075905Dan didn't compete in May. In March he broke a toe on day 4 so couldn't fight properly. He hasn't made any changes whatsoever and still wins because he's just really good and strong.
>>157075897Its a remnant from a bygone eraBack in the day they would wrestle on them during the edo period, as time passed and they became more and more ornate they eventually stopped using them for the actual bouts but kept the ceremonial aspectNowadays they are usually gifted to the wrestlers by sponsors or support groupsThe sagari (those "tassels" that hang from the mawashi and often get dislodged during the bout) are kept instead of the whole kesho-maashi during the bout
>>157075948>In March he broke a toe on day 4 so couldn't fight properlyah cool, didn't remember that
>>157075831They should ban the kawaii shit. It's not dignified.
>>157075831Cute and funny for japanese people to ensure moe with hometown so that young generation like them more (unless it's very serious rikishi). Edgy and serious for Mongols and others, to ensure dangerous foreign force.Change cute and funny to serious when facing high ranking foreign rikishi.
>>157075831The black-silver one on the far-right upper row, and the bottom-right have fucking SOUL.
>>157076252Top right is all black.
>>157076265Yeah sorry, it's the lighting. The one with the bird.
>>157076308Shame it's a corporate one and not something with more tradition. It's from the Eesu Corporation if you can't read the kana.
>>157075656agree. it's not fun watching asashoryu win every basho of the year or hakuho raping everyone everytime.however, FUCK low M yusho. if you fought a bunch of low M shitters for 8 days straight, you don't deserve the cup no matter how your week 2 goes.
>>157076479I'm okay with a low Maegashira winning if they go on to be good later on. Terunofuji winning at M17 was a nothingburger. I'm not even mad about Takerufuji winning on debut because he was actually climbing the ranks and giving people hell, plus up to that point he'd been phenomenal. Kotoshoho can go eat a bag of dicks though holy fuck.
>>157076252The top image is just 2 images but when i stretched it to fit the canvas the detail on Takerufuji wearing it disappeared and it looks like he is just wearing a black apron; however thats him wearing the one in the right with the depiction of Yatagarasu a shinto god depicted as a three legged crow that is related to guidance
Depending on the camera you were watching from today Dan's mawashi went from green to blue to black. I genuinely thought he'd gone back to Aminishiki's old mawashi to get his 10th win but when the camera angle changed he was suddenly wearing green.
>>157075831I choose both
>>157073691How is he the only one, I thought they scheduled it such that there would at least be two. Did they not put the other 5-0s against each other?
>>157076908Bukkake works in mysterious ways.
>>157076908he can still lose and the rest win and we have 5-way playoff
>>157076908The big confound is that you can fight guys from other divisions. Mita and Hananoumi both got their losses from Tenshoyama in Sandanme.
>>157076768The Abema broadcast has his mawashi color as green, but I just don't see it.
>>157077000A lot more guys than that could be in the playoff since you forgot the 4-1s who haven't had their 6th fight yet. Omori is in that group.
>shotaimuhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnSumoDataRikishi/profile/4106/Sometimes I wish these guys with meme names would actually make it to sekitori level.
>>157072776The anti Dan fags are crawling out of the woodworks for this one when the JSA has been gifting wins to Onosato every tournament since his injury.
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>>157077239You think I don't got receipts bitch?
>>157077300Clear as day Sato win there
>>157077482Top of foot touching = down
>>157077300dan always going for the topknot baka my head
>>157077212We all know youd beg Dan to finger your knot
>>157077239All of this could have been avoided, if only Kirishitma had raised his hand...
>>157077523Fucking Kirishima, its all his fault!
>>157077300This was the last second of Onosato's competitive Ozumo career.
Dan will have more yusho than Horse and Kisenosato after this one.
>>157077300Sumo Headbutt is real
Dan is the hairpulling guy now. It's what he's known for. It's his thing.
>>157077300The match that broke Onosato's career.
>>157077699Please refer to Danfag as Hansokufag from now on, thank you.
>>157077699Like if you put your dick in a sheep just one time.
>He evaded questions about the championship race by saying, "I don't understand Japanese."https://hochi.news/articles/20260722-OHT1T51405.html?page=1
>>157077780Insane thing for Kotoeiho to say.
>>157077780LION. You don't need Japanese to slap and shove some guys and eat McDonald's afterwards.
I remember a very blatant hair pull from several years back, can't remember who done but it might have been Chiyotairyu or Hidenoumi, but Takamisakari was sitting ringside with the best view and he literally made a :O face as soon as it happened. Funny stuff.
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>>157077780>I don't understand Japanese
>>157077780It's interesting, because Aonishiki's Japanese is pretty good, while OUR RETARD apparently can't understand it despite being in sumo for several years longer.
>>157077869Aonishiki had far more motivation to become fluent and succeed in sumo because he doesn't want to eat a drone.
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>>157077997I wish this wasn't possible to achieve natty.
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So what's the deal with Onosato? Is he actually hurt, or has he been solved?
>>157078121hes gay
>>157071127newfag
>>157078121Two more weeks.
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>>1570714257-8 finish after starting 3-8 isn't all that improbable, he'll only be going up against trash from here on out
>>157077997The radish spirit reincarnates into a new rikishi every time
>>157078024The term you want to use isn't "natty," but rather "chankky" (only achievable through chanko). Obviously, the rikishi in the image isn't "chankky," since you can see the kind of fat deposits associated with refined sugars—like those found in sweets. Chanko didn't build that body!
>>157077997Kyonosato is an underrated jonokuchi resident despite having an unique physique. If there aren't any interesting recruits from last basho's batch, I watch jonokuchi if he's fighting that day. His brother, who looks nothing like him, also retired last November.
>kiriSHITma tryna sneak in a quick rope run while Dan is out injured lmao what a bitch. nobody is getting promoted before Dan does and nobody is getting it afterwards either unless they do in on consecutive sissy JYs like horsey did
>>157077300Dan won
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>>157078457love yourself danfriend
>>157078121He stopped caring about sumo because he reached its pinnacle then got injured. He's struggling to find the self belief he had a year ago.
>>157078332He looks like he's been photoshopped.
