SERIE A MATCHDAY 1>Saturday, August 22, 202618:30 Udinese – Como18:30 Infami – Monza20:45 Parma – Cagliari20:45 Genua – Napoli>Sunday, August 23, 202618:30 Venezia - Lecce18:30 Frosinone - Juventus20:45 Torino - Milan20:45 Atalanta - Sassuolo>Monday, August 24, 202618:30 Bologna – Lazio20:45 Roma - FiorentinaReminder to ring your trusted AIA representative, secure favourable refereeing decisions, keep the San Luca brotherhood happy and pass on your debt to the rest of Serie APrevious >>157021717
Fantastucazz crest, replacing Giuntoli is Cooking FC once I figure out how to use the new site
Imagine being so retarded that, from work, you're tinkering with stuff at home but in order to update something you wanted to turn the ethernet on and off. But instead of cycling it, you only turned it off and now you can't tunnel back in and turn it on because since it's disconnected from the network lole
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negru
>>157074324>what food are you getting?just ate a piece of cake with chocolate cream and berries, tonight lemon chicken scaloppine.
nihao
>Inter: the club is still on the hunt for a replacement for Dumfries; after Palestra and Khalaili, the talks for Spence (Tottenham) have also fallen through. The requests have been deemed too high as the English side is asking for 47 million euros. Attention has now turned to Doue.
>Milani to Sfinter u23 >Santi G is Gatusso's target >Ratboy not wanted how the fuck are you so shit that not even Gatusso wants you
Sia-amo i GatussiSia-amo i GatussiGli altissimi [redacted]
>NAPOLI (4-3-3): Meret; Di Lorenzo, Rrahmani, Rafa Marin, Gutierrez; Anguissa, Prisco, Lindstrom; Giovane, Hojlund, Alisson. All: Massimiliano AllegriFirst Napoli of Allegher
>>157075960finnbro is going to like this
>>157075806intrasting. kinda like a schnitzel. for me its choccy cake.
We're so back Blinxbros
>>157075960>gayla doughlooks like drobbly player but all these look good on utube...and then flop in serie a.
https://x.com/juventusfc/status/2079959662670024773
>Kessié Is Now Juventus’s Number One Midfield Priority — Carnevali and Massara Push to Close the Deal
>>157076647Didn't read so it won't happen lalala
Transfer battle escalates: Al-Hilal takes over AS RomaAl-Hilal has taken over AS Roma. The Saudi club hopes this will prevent Crysencio Summerville from opting for the Italian club at the last minute.Summerville initially appeared set to join Al-Hilal, but began to have second thoughts after receiving a personal call from Roma manager Gian Piero Gasperini. For Al-Hilal, this was reason enough to act swiftly.“Of course, we could have offered an even higher salary,” explains technical director Saud Kariri. “But then you remain at the mercy of a single footballer’s whims. It seemed wiser to us simply to buy the other club.”It is not yet clear whether Summerville will ultimately sign for Al-Hilal or AS Roma. For the Saudi club, it makes little difference. As a precaution, Al-Hilal has now also enquired about West Ham United’s asking price.
>meretat least lazio aren't the only team to concede first against shitters
the trve legacy of Rome is that only us Meds have AC in every house/apartment
Will Venezia stay up? Why are they a yo yo club?
>>157077045Drake is one of their owners kek
>>157076241Waiting on Forza Motorsport 1 and 2 and preferably the not messed up version of Halo CE
>new Czarface dropping on August 28Ni e
Does anyone know when mercato opens and who our targets are going to be ahah
Started the 'grid, if you do make one please upload the .png since removing the background manually always risks letting a few too many pixels in the image and it ends up looking like some 14yo's MS Paint project.Apologies for the ones that I missed.
>>157077985My usual
calcetto had a muntari looking nibba. dude didnt understand offside. he was like 5m offside multiple times.wtf
Some badge inspo:- Picrel- That one Balatro Jj pic- Riccio- That Italojak drinking Estathe
>>157078184You play with offside in calcetto?
not sure if I'll stick with GilaInHam FC or change to BuonaSerra FC
Duccio made this for me years ago, could be at least 5 years now. I do not have the will or the wherewithal to update it.
>>157078209>- That one Balatro Jj picHere
>>157078209Im making a crypto jJewentus one
>>157078209>- That Italojak drinking Estathe
>>157078270And the low test version, if you're so inclined
>>157078211yeah its better so one sits near the goal
BREAKING: Crysencio Summerville to Al Hilal, here we go! Verbal agreement done and player just gave green light to Hilal move.Authorized for medical after crazy 48h with AS Roma trying until the end.West Ham get £55m fee plus £10m add-ons.
Does He Know.png-esque facial expression
>>157078378Oh shit, look at how many potential -15 around him!
>>157078354zero ambition greedy mercenary.
Haircut opinion, twinkazzo?
>>157078297You play with a ref as well? Not just with the lads for fun?
>>157078460i like the higher quality the game the better. sure its a little more relaxed than games
>>157078460Speaking of refs, here's the new kits
>>157078436New AC game?>Foid main character - TICK>Anti-Christian narrative - TICKI'd bet one kidney on her closest friend in game being a Jew and the other kidney on her love interest being an Ottoman or some other kind of poo coloured barbarian. There'll be lesbianism involved too. Ubisoft haven't got the memo that Trump won.
>>157078378Worst season of the last 15 years and the kits are all good/great what the hell
>Valve's price hike reportedly wipes out 82% of Steam Deck sales as it goes into "near-total collapse"
>>157078689Blink twice if you’re being held against your will
/biz/ idea: a dating app for white* men wanting to meet brown women
>>157078935Lately every time I read something from you I get a headache
hairy (pit)pusie's(i legit can't tell if it's AI or not I'm scared)
>>157079446The pic is original at the base, but there has been some AI upscaling if I had to guess, or at least some very aggressive Samsung-esque filtering. Look around the cheek/nose area, even the "rougher" parts of her skin have this overly smooth look to them.
>>157079375Only eating green apples will do that to you
>>157079628Android chuds can't keep getting away with this...
>>157079628Wouldn't even if it meant Carnevali made a signing
>>157079658fugg meant for >>157079509
>>157078935>Ubisoft haven't got the memo that Trump won.>her closest friend in game being a JewYou just refused your own statement within the same line
>>157079509>Samsung-esque filteringIt's always this and it's beyond annoying, in addition to just being fugly
>>157079658>>157079677Tbf to Android chuds, and not to get to /g/-y. It's really more of a Samsung thing. Google Pixel ones tend to look a lot more natural again. Whereas iPhones often have this very HDR-y look about them, but that's more about the way they process the sensor image than any filtering.
draw is uphttps://skribbl.io/?i6CaAHUG
>>157079038>919 yuros for a fucking handheldwhat were they thinking
>>157079931W-What have you made me join
>>157079931new link https://skribbl.io/?i6CniQ3H
Napoli 1-3 Arezzo
Has the daily Kolo Muani rumor dropped? I can't go to sleep without knowing we had yet another contact
>>157079944What other choice did they have lol
>>157079950Atlantic council glowies nuked the other roomnew room:https://skribbl.io/?i6CniQ3H
>>157079628This should be illegal
>>157080018This should be illegal
>golazo dildiz-vlachomeme-bosnegrufirst balkan war frontline lole where are the bulgarian,montenegru and greek memes?
>>157080236>bosnegru??????? We are linked to someone?
Bring back the Ottoman Empire!
*makes chuds seethe*
>>157080301>Nike's 2012/13 Batman Arkham Collection ahh shirt
Why is napoli not doing anything in the mercato?
Just read a Bruno Fernandes rumor
>>157080328Could be worse, at least it's not a Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League shirt
>Carnevali: "Market at a standstill? Not a chance, it's not true that there isn't any money! I just came from the fish counter. For four sea gilthead bream I spent 80€, that doesn't seem like little to me. Now excuse me but I'm off to buy the charcoal, because tonight I've got a barbecue at my place."
>Luciano Buonfiglio, President of CONI, has reiterated his stance on the azzurra bench: "The only thing I ask of Giovanni is to choose an Italian head coach. Guardiola? The vast majority of our coaches in Serie A are Italian, and it's with them that the head coach will have to compete. They are prepared, professional coaches, sons of our great tradition: why cut them out? When I was in charge of the Canoe Federation, I made the mistake of hiring a German coach: although skilled, he didn't bother to understand the Italian mentality. Result? We won nothing, and even the solid foundation built previously was lost"There are some really stupid people in power in italy
>>157080545sexo
>>157080589Almost nippa, have some more pixels to take a closer look
>>157080626Not like most her fanbase hasn't seen her nippa lmao
>>157080503based.
>>157080703Did you delete the other post because you got a 666 and that's the Satanic number, which goes against your Christian traditional symbols?
>>157080689Eh, I've seen Schick's goal a bunch too and diminishing returns they are not
>>157080715yes i dont like the number. wierd how 777 is not as known
I'm running out of words lmao
sleep tight /serieunc/
>>157075513some groups started translating this vintage manga, season 92/93
>>157081050mc's goal is to join Milan
>Inter Milan recently kicked off their pre-season campaign with a dominant 16-0 victory against German seventh-division side SV Aasenintrasting
>>157081074it was surreal to see Capello without glasses
>>157081096I'll post Divin Codino and stop (mc joined fiorentina and played juve first game)
Manuel Adéwalatelli
>>157081300What did poor Adewale do to deserve to be called like that
>>157081315Freedom Cry not being included. Seriously, what is the excuse for THAT
>Romagnoli moves towards reintergration of Lazio's squad. Medicals visits scheduled. what a carry on. I guess that means no need for dominguez then
>page 9
but what of womalen?
>>157081050kino, thanks for posting
Sleep tight Jokerbros
>>157081114if you ignore the haircut he looks like matteo montesi>se po' dribblà chi drento?
Good morning!>Mario Gila answered questions from the journalists in attendance: "Then there are a couple of younger guys, Camarda and Bartesaghi. I've become very close with them I spend most of my time with them. I really appreciated how quickly they welcomed me into the team. One personality that really stood out to me and helped me settle immediately was Gabbia. He's a hugely important leader within the squad."Today, Camarda will head to AC Milan's headquarters to sign his contract extension!>Gerry Cardinale is expected in Milan in the coming hours for another transfer market summit with Rúben Amorim, Almstadt, and Gardiner. AC Milan’s priorities remain a left-footed right attacking midfielder, a centre-back, a left winger, and offloading surplus players.
just found out there's a League of Legends TCG a la Magic the Gatheringgrim
>Italy, a response from Guardiola is expected by Sunday. It won't necessarily be negative.
you fuckers can't imagine what having Pep as NT coach would mean for Italian football, it would be a boost for the whole serie ass
>>157087776Is this in relation to PED use?
>>157087776This. Milan is trying to save italian football
Seethe some more
Only poorfags care about the NT btw
>Pep Guardiola is close to rejecting Italy: he has promised his family a break, and there is a significant gap between the salary offered by the federation and his request. Lmao get fucked
>>157087890t. cazzetta
>>157087452suki mellow bbilan collab when?
>>157087776>man who has lost any ability to make do with the little he has at his disposal coaches a national team that has very little to offer, save for its corruptionit would be another recipe for disaster
>>157088073You make me look up stuff I dont want or need to know
>>157087890the truth is he knows he would get exposed. he needs the best players for his shit catenaccio to work.
>Guardiola>catenacciowhat the fuck is this place man
>>157088654>he thinks wasting 10 mins on one attack is not catenacciolaughing whores.tiff
It's nothing like catenaccio what the fuck are you even talking about lol. Guardiola's whole shtick is keeping possession to create openings, it doesn't have anything to do with catenaccio
>>157088778>shtick is keeping possession to create openingsits keeping possession to waste time and opponent cant do anything.
Yeah, the complete opposite. In catenaccio you sacrifice possession and keep the team as low as possible behind the ball.Now tell me how Guardiola's tictocs are catenaccio you dumb fuck.
>>157088894its modern catenaccio. retards think its attacking footyboth are equally boring to watch. fraudiola played in italy too so thats where he got the catenaccio part to his shiti taka
>>157087091Saw this pic once in an Eurovision thread
>>157088654>>157088778>>157088894You're talking to the general's 40yo jester, don't bother
>President Malagò has decided with Maldini and Leonardo: they are awaiting Pep #Guardiola's response. Approval for other options will not be given until Pep communicates an official decision. As of today, the Federation is still waiting for Guardiola and is attempting the most difficult mission. Contacts with Pep have continued over the last 24 hours, total courtship but the decision is in Guardiola's hands, who had left Manchester to give space and time to his family”
pep says no then they go for pep fanboy pirlo.....gonna be montellaesque no scoring performances in big games.italy should go for rudi garcia
>pep bad>garcia goodI hate this place
>>157089008Maldini and Leotardo continue to operate under the distorted 'slush fund' mentality that has always spoilt them, not gud
>>157088654the mythical land of pohjola, where everything is intrasting and might b gud
Finnish-catalan nandrolone enthusiast Pep Pohjola
Idea: nagelsmann italy nt coach
One might dismiss this as the effect of extra chromosomes, but its pure atlanticist propaganda disguised as a shitpost
>Chelsea are now the favourites to sign Bosnia and Herzegovina’s teenage £30m-rated World Cup star Kerim Alajbegovic from Bayer LeverkusenNothing ever happens
>>157089531They have 300 different young attackers, what do they need him for lol
>>157089541I now remember Ukrainian prodigy Mykhaylo Mudryk
>>157089541you need someone to play the part of ephialtes
90 millions for Sneedkov
One day we'll figure out Sballet's hateboner for Adzic
>>157089848Sorry but if you're younger than 32, haven't been coached by Sborretti 20 years ago and are not shitalian you cannot work with him
>Inter are ‘one step away’ from renewing Yann Bisseck’s contract until 2031.>Carlos Augusto’s contract renewal is also close. There are constant contacts for an extension until 2030. finally gud news
>>157089541shopping addiction, it’s funny because they have plenty of good young players at Strasbourg but they just sell them or park them there and keep spending
>Parma is interested in youngsters Comotto and Camarda, both owned by AC Milan.>Hasa and Zerbin from Napoli to Frosinone, and center forward Cheddira could also return.>Fortini from Fiorentina to Torino.
Business idea: the head of the Milan Public Prosecutor's Office explaining why sports fraud should be covered up by setting out the reasons on the backs of cucciolone's
If you're watching the Tour de France, you just could see the house where I grew up in :)
Locki Taka
Remember to WATCH and FOLLOW the Commonwealth Games hosted In Glasgow?!>>157090460You grew up in France?
>>157090518For just over half my life before going back "home" to the Swamplands for uni
>Regarding Italy's new head coach, here is the idea from Serie A clubs: provide financial assistance to the FIGC—by having a whip-round—to pay Pep Guardiola's salary.
>>157089531we cant even have memes anymore
>>157090518what the fuck is this cringe scotfra
>>157090531this shit cray
>>157090541here's a better plan for the whip-round>each club (those who can afford it at least) drops a 50€ note on the floor >give Marotta a kick up his arse the moment he bends down to pick them up>???>profit!
>>157090541Dagobert duck throwing a coin with desdain edit when?
Fun fact: Dagobert is his name only in DE and NL. We MUST stick together!
Nihao
>>157090850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ9zRdRaMJs
Remina Shiba Inu
>>157090850UEDA IN according to some guy I met in a Marathon lobby (very reliable)
Tegra Bolongo (do NOT check his nationality) to Jjust
on the topic of French-Dutch relations I just remembered when the Dutch navy lost to a French cavalry chargesomehow
>Paolo Maldini: "We also spoke with Carlo Ancelotti before speaking with Pep."
>The winter of 1794–1795 was exceptionally cold, causing the Zuiderzee to freeze.Pichegru ordered General of Brigade Jan Willem de Winter to lead a squadron of the 8th Hussar Regiment to Den Helder. De Winter had been serving with the French since 1787, and would later command the Dutch fleet in the disastrous Battle of Camperdown.>freezing cold>be named De WinterAlso a massive De WInter Moment™
>>1570912062 sentences in and we already have some generational slander meme namesgud
>>157091203A call to which Carlo replied, "No I don’t think a pig could coach you" before hanging up
>The traditional narrative of French cavalry storming and capturing the ships at Den Helder is primarily based on French sources, which all copy the story from each other, the main source for the story being the work of Antoine-Henri Jomini's work Histoire critique et militaire des campagnes de la Revolution. It is, however, unclear what source Jomini himself used. Most likely it was the story that was later published by Colonel Lahure himself. Apart from Jomini's assertions, no primary sources from French side exist about the incident. Dutch historian Johannes Cornelis de Jonge states that the Dutch fleet had already received orders on 21 January to offer no resistance[7] and he cites official correspondence in the National Archives as well as deposited statements by Dutch naval officers who were eyewitnesses. Instead, de Jonge states that a few French hussars merely crossed the ice to negotiate a handover by the Dutch officers.>Reintjes stayed aboard the Admiraal Piet Heyn to await the arrival of De Winter, who was scheduled to arrive in three days. De Winter subsequently had the officers and crews of the ships pledge an oath that they would peacefully surrender — similar to the oath administered at the surrender of the fleet at Hellevoetsluis several days earlier. De Jonge states that the misconception stems from an 1819 publication by Swiss general Antoine-Henri Jomini, whose account was subsequently cited by French historians.A Swiss involved in the spreading of misinformation and other falsehoods? Wow, I didn't know that, you're telling me for the first time.
Will try to get into seriea next season. Is AC Milan fun to watch?
>>157091259don't bother, this league is rigged from start to finish to subsidise chronic incompetence
>>157091259Nah serie ass is corrupt stick to EPL
>fixin' to watch Marotta leaguebruh
>>157091276>>157091286a-are y-you gatekeeping?
>>157091259>Is AC Milan fun to watch?Yes. It has one of the most talented players in europe. But the other anons are right. The league is rigged for inter
>>157091303No, look at the state of the league and the Italian NT. It’s grim. Inter has everyone in a chokehold. Insisting on only fielding their players for the national team despite it meaning lost WC qualification, referee fixing evidence in Inters favor that just gets thrown out etc.The only thing worth watching if you absolutely want to is Como with Fabregas.
>>157091303I wish I was joking, but the sad reality is that the former head of the Italian referees association Gianluca Rocchi (in charge between 2021 and 2026) is under investigation for sports fraud with other members of the Italian football association to collude for the benefit of Inter
>>157091259>bbilan has the most talented squad in italy (top 5 europe).
>>157090518>You grew up in France?If you think about it suddenly things make a lot of sense
Milan is FOR SURE the number one contender to win Serie A and the Conference League or whatever they play on Thursdays
Vishnu please help Inter reach the Champions League final this year but only to be defeated 6-0.
>>157091259It's fun to watch if your definition of fun is being part of a sisyphean humiliation ritual.
https://x.com/GamersNexus/status/2080261140307751157Sony Hardware GODS won.
>>157091446This is probably a good time to update that Serie a team chart
>Qualified to Conference LeagueHoly based
I remember Glasgow Calcio top of table the first months sad to see them relegated
Ruben Sisyphus-Greek (formerly Ruben Stimulus-Check)
>>157091811Was already messing about before I even saw you posted this kek
About twenty air conditioners ordered by the State for Avesnes-sur-Helpe hospital are unusable: equipped with Italian plugs, they cannot be plugged into French outlets.
>>157091672>LIDL Calcio almost qualified for Conference LeagueI legitimately forgot about Fanta on the second matchday and never touched my team again, did everyone else do the same?
Imagine a LIDL Calcio vs S.S. Coop Aisle Raiders derby... vgh, sovl...
Garnacho to Asstonphew
>Milinkovic-Savic to Juventus is possible, with Vicario close to joining Napoli.they are buying the wrong Milinkovic-Savic
SAC (Sisyphean Athletics Club) Ponos (labor, toil, effort, pain; can refer both to physical exertion and the suffering associated with it.)
>>157091907>>157091957>>157091978KINO
this is my entry for next season's fantacomfy: Peruggia Calcio(can't be bothered to extract a png so you'll have to bear with this)
Can we have the head 2 head system this year? Imagine the Danejeet vs. Lidl calcio derby
/badge/ idea: SS Tori Semitici, a Chicago Bulls logo but it's wearing a kippah
>>157091329Sounds like thingss should get better, no?
isaac del toro with a funny hat
>>157092402you sure you want to go down this rabbit hole?
White FridayI'll take thestairway to heaven
>>157091259The whole last season, and the one before, was cancer for the eyes but now a new coach arrives with an allegedly attacking minded tactical approach so things might improve Milan has sovl and it would be fun to watch them as they reclaim the italian thorone
Now, for a real flashback
Unsure how to rate this zingaro's look
New goalkeeper signing will be delayed by 2 weeks as Carnevali will be busy playing DRAGON BALL: Sparking! ZERO Super Limit Breaking NEO
Halo Campaign Evolved Reviews are up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNd1gb19A-cZach Cregger Resident Evil Trailer is up too
>>157092855What about people who aren't above the age of 30 who work 8-10 5 times a week?
>>157092874
Reviews for gothic remake have improved a lot since the first week
niggas out here buying remakes
*100%ing remakes
Cardi B leaves fans stunned after confirming she's dating football star Maduka Okoye, claiming he pays her $300K a month just to be his girlfriend and admitting she'd even have his baby if he keeps treating her like this.
https://madukaokoye.com/
>>157093334ah yes the match fixing bastard
https://x.com/MenchOsint/status/2080299048213344701I'm thinking kino
>This evening, AC Milan have confirmed that Luka Modric has signed a deal to stay with the club for another season. Who's career will be sacrificed because of this?
>>157093529Mashallah the next round of True Promise will be the one to end them all
>>157093540>Who's careerNot Merdao's since he doesn't have one anymore lmao
Frenkie de J-ACK!
Whose*
>>157091672>top 9udinesesque
>>157093372
grown ass niggas talmbout cartoons for kids
>PureArts has announced the new Prestige Line - Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced Edward Kenway 1/2 Scale Statue>- Available Worldwide>- Scale: 1/2>- Edition Size: 500>- Price: €3.299,00>- Estimated Delivery: Q2 2027You just know [redacted] will buy one of these
>>157094191>>- Price: €3.299,00Might aswell cosplay him myself tf
>>157094512Fun fact: as an Italian you're only allowed to 'play as Ezio
Thread theme:https://youtube.com/shorts/bVRTeH_Qu8g
>>157091206Joshua ZirkuiderzeePichnegru
Some notable games he coached vs Premier League sides AC Milan 2-0 Arsenal (Champions League Group Stage, Nov 3, 2011)AC Milan 4-0 Arsenal (Champions League Round of 16, Feb 15, 2012) – His most dominant European win over an English sideManchester City (2015-2016): In the group stage, Allegri's Juventus defeated a strong Man City side 2-1 at the Etihad Stadium and followed it with a gritty 1-0 victory in Turin. These results helped Juve top their group and laid the groundwork for their deep European runs.Tottenham Hotspur (2017-2018): After a 2-2 draw in Turin, Allegri masterminded a tactical 2-1 away victory at Wembley in the Round of 16 for Juventus. Trailing 1-0 at halftime, he brought on Kwadwo Asamoah and Stephan Lichtsteiner to shift the momentum, resulting in quickfire goals from Gonzalo Higuaín and Paulo Dybala to advance.Juventus 1-0 Manchester United (Champions League Group Stage, Oct 23, 2018)Chelsea FC (2021-2022): Guiding Juventus to a highly tactical 1-0 group stage home win against the then-reigning European champions, thanks to a Federico Chiesa goal. They ultimately finished above Chelsea in the group standings.
man I don't even remember the World Cup it was so long ago man time flies doesn't it yeah
>>157095563Why does it seem like you play the English about 6 times a year?
>>157095577I think this will be the third time in our history where we play them at home with no fans allowed in the stadium due to (you guessed it) racism #KickItOut
>The Juventus have asked info for Benfica’s goalkeeper Anatoliy Trubin and Parma’s gk Zion Suzuki. Dibu Martinez (Aston Villa) is the Juve’s main target, but there is no agreement between the clubs, as of now.No more Roefs rumour? Grim.
>>157096351I NEED the nihaonegru for meme purpose
>>157096427I need him for Sano and Ueda having a friend purposes.Japanese are very much like hamsters, they aren't happy all on their own.
>The figures being reported around (€50m) are not actually the real numbers… they’re a bit lower.”>About €10m lower.”romero for 40m sounds cheap
Buy the defender that almost got his team relegated for 40m goy
>Dejan Kulusevski and Mohammed Kudus left OUT of Tottenham's 35-man squad for pre-season tour as fears grow over stars' long-term injuriesKulu has been out for 442 days and counting...
>>157096705was very gud in wc. ill be surprised if someone doesnt buy him for 60m
Hear me out slowly: Mono to Jj in 2027
Christopher Nolan's Opendyssey
>>157097013Can he function in the same team as The Sword of Allah?
Damien Comolli’s Opendassey
New Grim Dawn DLC is up
Rumors toda? Mercato moves finished? Thanks
>>157097094Tummy sexo
Masturbantuono
>Anti-aging influencer Bryan Johnson says scientists have created a clone of him that will be used to replace his organs in the future>He says "baby-bryan" lives in a petri dish for nowApologize to Michael Bay NOW
>>157097164Dr. Bosconovich can't be getting away with this
Intrasting rumours are on the up!
>>157097164Why would he need to replace to replace hisnorgans if he's an "anti-aging" expert?
>>157097164Bryan Cristante bros... the legacy lives on...
Now that De Cuckelare is being courted by PSG and Bayern, I believe you all owe my nigga and visionary Maldini an apology.
Carnivals if we don't make changes to the squad that ended up 6th last season then how can we expect to get past 6th place this upcoming one
>The Juventus has decided to sell Di Gregorio and Koopmeinerst. SkySborrtBut to who?
>>157098325Ithaca FC
>>157098292he violated the sacred algorithm doe
Read not once but TWO Openda shanty lyrics.
>Contact between Lazio and Gimenez, there's potential of a loan deal to be made >Gattuso blocked Artistico from leaving, he wants more time to evalute himynr the Ciro era
>>157098331
First look at ‘BLADE RUNNER 2099’ starring Michelle Yeoh and Hunter Schafer is up (Premiering later this year on Prime Video)
>>157098561I wish she'd Entertain me if you catch my drift
>Renault Kangoo>Toyota Celika >Suzuki Jjimnywtf I didn't know FH6's DLC was set in Continassa
>>157098757Germano do it
>>157098757Loïs OpeldaManuel LanciatelliFabio MaserattiJérémie Bogatti
>>157096705All of the starting defenders (yes including him) Tottenham has are good, the issue is that the good defenders never played together more than 3 weeks in a row before getting injured. They were also managed by a dude who might as well be the Danish De Rossi, the biggest culprit behind their relegation form was Frank and their medical being composed of butchers and movie slayers instead of doctors. Also their attack is dogshit so it was impossible to recover from being a goal or 2 behind, their own centerbacks (including Romero) scored more than the likes of Rishartlison or Sborranke.>>157098757Kenan YarisTeun Cooperminer S
Imagine picking up the phone and it's Margaret Qualley's legs on the other side of the line. I'd wiretap THAT if you know what I mean.
Fabio miata
>>157099140>No high heels>No stockings*hangs up*
>>157099223Literally 15 seconds after I saw your post kek
>>157098991>sborrankelmao the argies learn quick
I love the gimmick of a (relatively) new poster posting with knowledge of years of lurking
What if it's the med student and he specialized in psychiatry and moved to Argentina?
Mon Laferte - Tu falta de fichajes (En Vivo)
if Jjust didn’t lowball like retards >we’d have El Dibu and Kangoo for the combined cost of Kangoo’s current price
Good morning!>AC Milan agree deal to sign Sankhoun Diawara as new defender, here we go!Gerry Cardinale spend the night at AC Milan's training ground, Milanello, this evening.>Camarda and Comotto's agent: "Comotto and Camarda are the future of AC Milan."Mastantuono could leave Real Madrid on loan this summer, with no option to buy included. AC Milan are considering making a move for the Argentine wonderkid.>Amorim has given AC Milan the green light to sell Fofana, Santiago Giménez, Loftus-Cheek and Ricci this summer.
>Vlahovic, Italiano's first offer is very generous: Besiktas is offering him €13.5 million per season.Come to besiktas memes have gone too far
cold morning... almost had to chop up some wood... damn...
>Leao, Fenerbahce accelerates: €50 million ready for Milan, €8 million per year for the player
negrubache
Copalibs thread is talking about tea (mate)What tea do you latineuros drink?
>Gazzetta: “Guardiola has many doubts, especially of a family nature, about accepting the role of head coach of the Italian national team. The Federation would be ready to go all-in for him. Serie A would be happy with Guardiola, Giuseppe Marotta would be pleased with Guardiola's arrival. The alternative to Guardiola is Pirlo: the doors to returns by Conte and Mancini seem closed”Giuseppe is happy so all good right? He really is a mafia boss
>>157102725For me its rosehip tea or the forest berries tea from coop
make Tudor the NT coach
>Socceroo Cristian Volpato has allegedly tested positive to cocaine during a roadside test in Sydney.>The 22-year-old was reportedly driving his BMW at 109km/h across the Anzac Bridge in a 60km/h zone, before he allegedly returned the positive test.>Volpato had reportedly not been charged with a criminal offence and had his international driver's licence suspended for six months.Berardibros >we have a partner in crime now!
If his name were Volpinho and he were snorting coke in Rio's worst favelas, an English club would offer 150 million for him.
>Rafael Leão: “It’s a club that has given me so much, welcomed me and given me everything. I’m still under contract with Milan, and as long as I wear this shirt, I’ll give my all.”Legend. Sempre con te Rafa!
>tfw no replicant gf/bf Hunter
>>157102725Estathe
I'll tell you what it is it's anti-Italian discrimination
>>157103274Always found it funny that in the portugal nt they only let him play the last 10 minutes because they know this nigga doesn't give a shit and won't bother to run longer than that.
>>157102725Smugglers brew
>>157103274I'd like for him to stay and perform well but no idea where to fit him in amorims formation Behind the striker as a roaming 10 that drifts to the left?
>Ermedin DemirovicThis is some kind of psyop to make me rate Zingarovic right
Ermedin Iottone
>Pep Guardiola says no to Italian national team head coach job offered by the Federation. "I am honored, but I don't feel up to it"
>Sassuolo have asked info for Inter’s midfielder Kristjan Asllani, who is not in Chivu’s plans.always rated sassuolo
>>157104275gud. nt saved.
>>157104275kek told ya, pirlo time
Of course the golem cuck would rejoyce on a shitter like Mancini or Pirlo joining the NT
If Maldini is smart he goes for conte
>Volpato faces a four-year bantypical drug-addicted escorts enthusiast modern Italian footballer, this is why we'll never produce decent players again.
He's Australian althoughbeitever
Laszlo Sazbolletti and his band of jJipsies
>>157104737Have sex
>>157104737>He switched his allegiance back to Australia just before the beginning of the 2026 World Cup.kinda deserved desu
what drives someone like the finnish orc to obsess over another nation's nt, is he trying to larp as a roman or some other chud shit
>>157104879Can you blame him? Who doesn't want to be a shitalian, look at what these ghouls can do!
>>157104921"arsonists"
Yes, people who set things on fire = arsonists = not interesting and not gud = vry bad bad
>>157104826this
>OFFICIAL: Christian Comotto & Francesco Camarda 2031/seriea/ when I say "Future" you say "Secured". Okay? Ready?FUTURE
Negrued
Amplifico mufa
Reminder that ONLY MilanGODS can support FerrariPOORFAGSTHIEVESMUSLIMSALL YOU DISGUSTING LOTcan support the other teams BUT NOT FERRARI!
Had a debate that strayed into an argument with a female (assigned at birth, vagina owner) friend on whether Scots is a language or a dialect. I think its a dialect.
Palestinentus fans are dying left and right, the chud parties are dying
>>157106050GENERALE GENERALE GENERALE
What's with scotterrone supporting north african looking people? Is it because of his terrone roots?
>>157105968In which language did you have the debate in?
He is still free. Chances of him getting the italy job?
>>157106174judging by the state of ingerlund it must be pidgin
>>157106163I was sorry to hear about the tragic death of your uncle in Sbologna. He wuz going mosque n shit he wuz going library and gettin eduacated.>>157106174See that's the thing I don't get. I use Scottish slang but these people seem to think its part of another language? Read the works of Rabbie Burns.>>157106182He is still under interpol investigation for the molestation of three underage Italo-Brazilian females
>>157106452Sorry but the only relatives dying are yours, probably of famine #2425698 currently spreading in Molise/Basilicata whatever negru hole you came from!If only sand negrus didn't steal tomato picking jobs, maybe they could've earned something and afford food for some days
>>157106494Fratelli di Crozza is that way
I'm telling you the next Italian manager will be Igor TudorI'm telling you
>>157106645I'd rather there be no Italian football team whatsoever than having a filthy zingaro in charge.
>The Royal Belgian Football Association is pleased to announce the appointment of Mark van Bommel (49) as the new national coach of the Belgian Red Devils, from 15 August 2026. Mark van Bommel has signed a contract that will see him lead Belgium's national team through UEFA EURO 2028.>“It is a great honour to become head coach of Belgium. I would like to thank the Royal Belgian Football Association for their confidence in me. Belgium has outstanding players and enormous potential. Together with my coaching staff, we want to build a team that is disciplined, ambitious and brave enough to compete with the very best.Success is never guaranteed, but hard work, honesty and commitment are. We will give everything to help this team improve every day and make the Belgian people proud. I am looking forward to meeting the players, the staff and the supporters, and beginning this new chapter together.” - Mark van BommelI get that he's a bit of a reserve Belgian considering what part of the country he comes from, but I can't imagine a Belgian coaching us even in my wildest dreams. Wild stuff.
Belgian people?
Doesn't even need a (Fat) edit lole
PlayStationbros... I can't play my singleplayer game because Sony's servers won't let me connect to them...
>A wild boar cools off under a fountain in Saxa Rubra in the northern outskirts of Rome.
>>157106785italy should get garcia.
>>157107119imo we should just give the job to that blind bastard of marmotta anyway, it’s not as though he's got enough money to handle the transfer markt of the san luca community
>>157107119Or Nagelsmann, he doesn't speak Italian so gud to ignore dirty journos
>Gerry Cardinale: "Camarda and Comotto are the perfect example of what it means to be AC Milan: we play to win, and they are winners."
Not even bleaching his hair could hire that JUST hairline lmaobtw I never noticed his nose was so big
Croazio are you going to try out Tokon?
Why are construction workers always so damn loud? They always have to scream. Also I know they are carrying heavy stuff but they dont have to throw them on the ground all the time just to make noise. Just lay it down slowely
>>157107473The whole world is trying to, but Hermen killed the PSN
>>157107524Treat your colleagues well twinkazzo
>>157107524They're doing this thing called "working", you should try it sometime.
>>157107550wtf twinkazzo found a job and didn't tell us? Congratulations!!!
>>157107543Oh, I'm taking a shit and didn't even check yet kek
I am sure that if we allow other clubs to do their mercato and we stay still without doing anything, we will be able to reach Top 4 and maybe even scudetto
>you HAVE to make noise while workingAlso picrel
>>157107598you'd have been better off staying in Kosovo if you didn't want to hear any construction work being done
Polymarket odds on a shopping bag with 2 falafel salads and a frozen pizza being the heaviest thing twinkazzo lifted this week being?
>>157107473I tried the beta months agoI don't like 2D shit, hoping VF turns out good
>>157092855I am too busy playing splatoon raiders
>>157107114when did carletto return to italy? will he take over the NT?
What if he loses his first game against moldova?
>>157107891The result is not important, what matters is how many of the tomatoes thrown onto the pitch will miss the eleven wretched faggots
>Club Brugge has officially approached for Koopmeiners. The Belgian top club has made an initial bid of 9 million euros, plus 2 million euros in bonuses, for the midfielder. Koopmeiners himself is open to a move to Brugge.
historic minusvalenza hours
>>157108107grim
>Como bans heading the ball for youth teams up to the Under-13 level: "Children must be protected."
>https://www.tuttosport.com/news/calcio/serie-a/juventus/2020/09/17-73862340/juve_pirlo_e_il_tecnico_piu_sexy_della_serie_a
>tfw children aren't heading the ball in the street anymore
>>157108356There it is: the revolutionary vanguard of the spanish ‘Eufemiano Fuentes’ brigade, whose sole aim is to take something away from the game under the false pretence of safety, in order to ensure survival of the possession mindvirus
Just checked the Standard Luik site and there's still some tickets left. Kinda tempted but a 3 hour drive is just a bit much for what will likely be a giga-slurper...
Fun fact: Zhegrova injured
It's still offline, this will significantly delay the negotiations for Zion Suzuki since Bonko prefers doing stuff via PS Parties
nikola vlasic
>pirlolyou pasta fras can't catch a break
>>157109223Yeah but at least the finnish mongoloid is happy
If Tony Montana was a pyromaniac he'd be called Crans Montana
>>157109335
>>157108356>>157108415Iirc they started doing this in England a few years back too
>Cristian “Cuti” Romero has decided not to wait any longer for Barcelona and is now negotiating his departure from Tottenham.>Inter have moved into pole position, while Barcelona now have Aymeric Laporte as their leading alternative.sauce is sport i want to believe.
>>157109263pirlo is pep fanboy so its gonna be similar sterile possession
Hmmm
>>157110238need to update with a job center logo
fucking Pirlo... the pit has no bottom
>>157110238Drake won at life
>157110341AI
The soap hoe already set up an OF kek
This time I'm going to actually get the job, I can feel i-
>>157110238
>>157110676Saved.
>>157110341/biz/ idea: Olivia becomes Matthijs' new gf now he's properly divorced from HER
Chelsea are in contact with Bayer Leverkusen for Kerim Alajbegović, talks ongoing.Understand there’s no £34m bid, talks are at lower fee at present and Italian clubs are still involved in the race.Alajbegović yet to decide his future with Italian clubs and KFC keen.
KFC Dafne Keen
Business idea: Michelle Yeboah
>>157110772Is he any good?
>>157110916We're shilling him so yeah
>>157103306https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dr8I_RyRCgAfter teasing the series with some first-look images yesterday, Amazon is finally properly unveiling its Blade Runner streaming serieswith the first trailer for the series, which is full of Blade Runner staples: a bleak futuristic LA, dramatic narration, and some really good jackets.
>>157108240These arent minusvalenza hours, these are infravalenza hours, you'll need a microscope to find any level of profit out of that transfer lol>>157108356>nooo dont make them head the ball its le unsafe its not like most of the injuries that end up killing players have to do with heart attacks and similar illnesses developed from the continous monstrous greedy need FIFA and UEFA have to cram more games into the schedule and for managers to push memenpress and similar ideologies forward to make this a more and more physically intensive sport>think about le children, what if they cant get a PhD in metaphysics once their career is over at 27?
>>157108240>>157108266I-I-I was talking about Teun's little brother Peer...
Terùn Koopmeiners
Terni Koopmeiners
>>157111283
Big Zirk can do THAT?!?!!?
>>157110688Will you delete it next month when I got a new job?
https://jobs.burger-king.ch/
>Koop leaves>Arthur remainsI have conflicting feelings about this, god I hate mercato season so much
/seriea/ atlanticist idea: trans montana
>Adventure! How beautifully the development of Xavello Druiventak (Grapevine) continues. Now he gets the chance with Cesena FC in Italy. Good luck in Serie B, Xavello! New namekino just dropped
>>157112088>the matrix is starting to throw up names like the Master League players of PES6
Are we watchpartying the namedrop of today's mercato rumors?
>>157112272that mentality right there has been present in the national team for at least four years now
>jolly Di LorenzoLost
Ma Pirlo che giocatore, unico al mondo... al agh agh... fuori tempo massimo, guarda guarda... facciamo pi Pirlo.. guarda cosa fa... ahvìa... ha lalucidhia dheh... la lalucidhia dheh di vedere Rossi in mezzo all'area...poi...poi...pooi ci vuol la qualità anche... tocca di siniiistro... lui..inconclude di destro... noh eh.. dheehh... DE rossi... pperò tutti vanno a abbracciare Pirlo...
>>157112240yes twinkazz is streaming it
>>157112500chinografia
Just saw an Anis Hadj Moussa rumour
Volpato was just having a little fun
>>157113328CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LIONEL MESSI MAY HAVE BRAZILIAN ROOTS !Fiorenzo Santini, a banker originally from Italy, challenged himself to trace Lionel Messi's entire family tree and had already uncovered Italian origins in the Argentine star.He has just discovered that the maternal great-grandfather of the Flea was born in the state of São Paulo in 1904 after emigrating from Italy. On site, their name, "Coccettini," was misspelled by the administration and then recorded under the name of... "Cuccittini," Messi's second surname.The family eventually left Brazil to settle in Argentina in 1905.
John Elkann (Fat)
John Elkann (Soap)
>>157113416>Check early life on StarPedia>"Of dreamland origin"Every time
The.First.Berserker.Khazan-voices38
I now remember "The First Berserker: Khazan"That developer and/or publisher already went bankrupt I think kek
the three promoted teams have uninspiring badgersi need something to meme on for fanta
Laportenone
why is there a popular serie a thread when italian football is completely dead now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASM3jm-ocyA
fc chudsterfield
/badge/ idea: "Future Secured" and it's littered with various norwood reaper's
Wtf, the Avellino badge goes crazy hard
>>157113765>inside of you there are two wolves
>>157113711calcio may well be dead, but we just can't stop loudly gesticulating about it on the keyboard>gabigol? ova here
Eva Albinolelfie
A keyboard?>not having a HomePod or Sonos to read every /seriea/ post out to loud to you and having its own voice macro to make a post of your own
Now just imagine if Italiano (actually German) doesn't win with a Rapist - Zingaro - Salah frontline
jJ tactic next season? out cyganys the opposite team
thank you duccio for finally beating the gay allegations
>>157113883>cyganysDo it
>>157113889?
Read the latest MomblANO for free audible keks
tfw no late night skribbling
anyone selling shit wingers?
Skribbly skrobbly scugnizz
>>157114128No sorry we have exemption from this year's mercato
>It’s August next week. Our first league match is 4 weeks from today. So far we’ve for the first team we’ve signed Zeki Celik.
Unique business idea: Gio Carnevali
Mr. Carnevali makes his signings like how Miriam likes to get pregnant: so late that it kind of becomes irresponsible.
Carnevaline Miami game where each mask is one of the rumored mercato transfers
>this young>already wine auntmaxxingGrim
Mon Carnevali - Tu falta de fichajes (En Vivo)
Sleep tight /seriebayek/
>>157114204Who on earth would want a future dishwasher with such tacky tattoos on her?
>>157114563I'm sure some of the unemployed anons here could overlook a scribble or two if it meant they had an influencer partner that had money pouring in, from a rich family to boot.
>>157114685You know full well that they never stop at one or two. At first you manage to ignore them, but then you find yourself in the middle of a shag whilst staring at tattooed Clippy asking 'Would you like help with that?'
Business idea: skribbl.io but using womeme's bodies
>>157114873Actually laughed out loud reading that lole
>>157114204i can save her
>>157118045
>>157115443which file extension makes pepperoni nipples look best?
Weekend plans /seriea/?>Asllani and Massolin with muscular issues, possibly out of asia/australia tour
>>157119565>Weekend plans /seriea/?Melancholy time in the emptied city.>Asllani and Massolin with muscular issueswow it's fucking nothing
>Al-Ittihad have opened contacts with Benjamin Pavard's agents as he will likely leave Inter this summer.pls be true>>157119565fabbrica tonight. maybe fake injuries for to be solded players.
Good morning!>Nationally, the confusion is so great that they even called Thiago Motta (and got turned down!). It's the Corsport that reports it: Maldini also contacted Thiago Motta, who politely declined. The Lega Serie A has vetoed Baldini, who called the presidents elephants.Lmao
>>157120039isn't homosexuality banned in saudi arabia? or maybe he's chosen to convert
Laufregna
>>157120055He turned down the job for more seminars at Coverciano on how to gain extra hours per quarter hour on Belgio
>>157120084mancini did fine there so maybe they are okay with faggiots
>>157119565/cyc/ling trip
>Direct negotiations between Inter and Tottenham are expected to take place next week. so plenty of time for someone to offer the right price while inter are lowballing
>>157112500Unironically the best one
>Their decision has infuriated Mancini, reports Corriere, as the former Azzurri boss was ready for a second stint after resigning from Al-Sadd in June.>Corriere della Sera reports that Mancini ‘feels abandoned’ and is upset with the federation and Malagò that he didn’t get the job.resigned from al sadd to become all sad
>>157121073>>Corriere della Sera reports that Mancini ‘feels abandoned’ and is upset with the federation and Malagò that he didn’t get the job. This is so inter coded
>>157121209At least Corriere dello Sport acknowledges that there was a red card on Chiellini for the Saka foul and that Bonucci's goal was offside
>>157121209he can always ask his rat friend Moratti if he can wiretap somebody to obtain the job at small table
>>157120958<3
lol
>>157119565>Weekend plans /seriea/? Today gym and swimming. Tomorrow hiking
Polite reminder that Mancini failed to qualify to the world cup.
>Naby Keita on his former teammate Van Dijk: "Virgil to Milan? He is a big Milan fan. I wish him all the best... he's still world-class and in Italy he'd do even better than at Liverpool. I myself was close to Milan in 2023 but chose Bremen to get playing time";^)
>>157121518>>157121518>>157121518Here more made up quotes
