Dan yusho edition >Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dprevious thread was dubs >>157070244
>>156707999called it on day 2
>>157078493brave
if Dan loses the next 4, he will forever be known as the no honor having gaijin who became ozeki through a hair pull
>>157078520If Takayasu wins the next 4 he will add to his record for most JYs without yushoeing
>>157078520And if shishi whips his dick out next match and wins by slapping his opponent with it hell forever be known as penispenis
Tamanoi Oyakata's perspective - When you're not in top form, keep your movements simple: Aonishiki's perfectly focused sumo matchhttps://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2026/07/22/kiji/20260722s00005000421000c.html
I wonder what kind of speech Shishi will give when he wins the yusho
dan confirmed cheater
>>157078642>nihongo warui desu. Sumimasen
>>157078580>Chinchin
>>157078736>>157078435
@157078794danfag cope kek
Fucking hags. HATE THEM
>>157078905those giant phones look stupid in their tiny hands
>>157078905>iPhone Would not bang.
>>157078619Tamanoii should stfu and focus on his 2 sekitori idiots who's only move is to do hatakikomi.Also, mandatory hairpull for the win
we will have a new yokozuna in november
>>157079210Yeah Atamifuji.
>>157079210Right we will
>>157079018I have lost all faith in sumo I can’t believe my beloved fatslap has come to thissomewhere in war there is supposed to be honor
hair pull is a banned technique, hair push is not banned.
>>157079210Yeah Kirishima not that dirty cheater aonishiki
>I PULLED HIS HAIR HOMES>I'M GONNA WIN THE BASHO, ESE
>>157079404Looks like he was squirted into place from a tube.
>>157079662He's a (failed) Boris Johnson clone straight out of a Ukrainian biolab.
>>157079694Would Shishi be able to defeat Fat Bastard?
>>157079763not if fat bastard grabs shishi by the kintamas
>>157079796Unironically looks like Zak's dad. Similar era too.
>>157079796Kinboshi, kintama, same difference
>>157072241Pure unfiltered kino, bout of the basho from my GOATs.>>157078736>>157074371Cringe and gay, negative hinkaku for both hair pullers and blind boomers.>>157075831Both, though edgy>kawaii.>>157076416At least the three-legged crow is an ancient traditional symbol and Takkers look hard as fuck with it. Corpo shit is often soulless though, the lamest shit I've seen was years back when they had a line of several Pfizer and Moderna banners going round the dohyo.Also Niggatame bros we got this.
Is the anon who draws sumo sketches still around? I really liked his art style.
>>157079975Nabatame brutalised Asahifuji. He's going to murder lower Juryo at this rate.
U N S T O P P A O N I S H I K I B LE
DANY U S H OLO
i hope Kirishima wins and gets promoted so we have 3 disappointing shitter yokozuna.
>>157080269>Kirishima 11-4Y>Kotozakura 10-5JY>"We're willing to consider Kotozakura's JY a yusho equivalent for September"
>>157080269This basho really can't count as a yusho with the yoks giving the sanyuka two free wins each
>>157080367There were zero yokos or ozeki present by the end last tournament where he got jy
>>157080360Back when both QuattroTetas and Horseryu were on their yokozuna runs i was convinced, without a shred of doubt in my mind Kotozakura would get yokozuna and Hoshoryu would falter and miss it, forever an ozeki.Guess i had the facts right and the names wrong
>>157080395Yeah that one also didn't count
>>157080479I almost gave up on this sport after they made Horse a Yokozuna. It was such a weak yusho.
>>157080834I wouldn't call it weak. It was objectively stronger than Teru's final yusho.
>>157080834It was a fine yusho, the jun before it was weak and should not have been declared equivalent.
>>157080887The JY before it wasn't remotely weak. It was an utterly dominant 13-1 that ran into a brick wall. If anyone's to blame it's Zak for not following up his godly performance with anything whatsoever.
>>157080898>It was an utterly dominant 13-1 that ran into a brick wallThen it wasn't utterly dominant, the brick wall was.
>>157080860He dropped too many bouts to rank-and-file Maegashitters IMO. I remember thinking that Yokozuna promotion was off the table after Hiradoumi beat him. The three-way playoff was impressive, but at the end of the day it was just against Kinbozan and Oho.
>>157080917He dropped one fucking bout before Zak and it was to Abi. ONE FUCKING BOUT. If you think that's a huge deal you need to get a grip. Hoshoryu's promotion was fine. His performance since is the wider issue.
Oh wait you were arguing against his yusho. Lmao imagine arguing against not only a yusho but a three way playoff yusho.
>>157080954Let me guess, you were in some of the special classes during your school days?
>>157081093
A yusho is a yusho, it doesn't matter if it's somehow a 10-5 yusho, it still counts. That's like a hard line in the YDC rules.Hosh's jun was weak and should not have counted as an equivalent.
His JY was declared a yusho equivalent specifically because it wasn't weak. Is this your first fucking basho or what?
>>157081151lol
>>157081193I watched Hosh's jun and it was weak. No yokozuna, underwhelming joi, and he lost to Abi.
>>157081288You started watching in May you lying faggot. After Nov 24 everyone was cheering that we finally had a successor to the dying Terunofuji in both Kotozakura and Hoshoryu. Zak went down like a bitch but Hosh pulled it out against all odds, his promotion was hype as fuck. The fact that he was 6-3 but pulled out 6 straight wins AND a dominant three way playoff sealed it. Nothing about his promotion was weak. His performance since then has been questionable THO.
>>157081288So when there's no yokozunas, no one can become yokozuna?
>>157078736Look if the VAR didn't say anything about no hair pull, then it wasn't a hair pull
>>157081563>He who controls VAR, controls truth.
>>157081487No, but it means the requirements for an equivalent jun should be stricter. A yokozuna should clearly be the best during the period that led to their promotion. That's why back to back yusho is the guarantee. The case for a jun is weaker if the ozeki is not clearly better than everyone else below yokozuna. Comapre Hoshoryu with the previous three yokozuna promotions, all of which required yusho-equivalent juns. Kakuryu went 14-1 before losing to the dai-yokozuna in a playoff after beating the same dai-yokozuna in the final regular bout. Obvious equivalent. Terunofuji went 14-0 before losing in the final day to the dai-yokozuna. Obvious equivalent. Kisenosato went 9-3 against non-yokozuna which is weak horseshit and he ended up being the weakest yokozuna since Futahaguro after his weak promotion, but even Kisenosato managed to defeat all three existing yokozuna which can be taken as proof that he was on their level. Hoshoryu had neither the dominance of the non-yokozuna banzuke nor results against existing yokozuna, and as a result not only did he have the weakest yusho-equivalent of the four, but he's had an even weaker yokozuna tenure than Kisenosato.
Anti-Dans are so pathetic lmao
>>157078736A call was made.
I have anti anti anti Dan fatigue
I love this dude
time to implement headgear sagari to prevent this type of scandal in the future just strap it onto the forehead like a dogcone
>>157082143Shave it off, bald sumo.
>>157078435dead body
>>157080937his performance since has been pretty consistent with how it was before his promotion. if anything, it's actually been better than usual outside of those two awful ones where he pulled out due to injury. as sekiwake and ozeki, he was pretty much always between 8 and 11 wins every basho. not sure why people expected him to suddenly level up as soon as he got the rope.
>>157080860Apples to oranges. A young healthy wrestler going for his rope run SHOULD do better than a washed guy at 50% capacity held together with knee braces and duct tape at at the end of his career. You have to compare rope run to rope run for a fair comparison.
>>157078520>>157078736Multiple shrimps around the dojo agreed it wasn't a hair pull. The head shrimp agreed it wasnt.The refs wathcing the video playback in a seperate room agreed it wasnt a hairpull.He didint pull the hair.Cope. Seethe. Dilate. Dan won.
>>157082410call it rules coping, but I don't think belly flopping in the ring should be any better than being vertical out of it.
>>157082705Source for all those claims?
>>157082805Dan is already over the tawara before Onosato flops down. Same reason why Onosato lost to Gonoyama a few days ago
>Oho is 1 and 10 while being uninjuredWhy does he suck so much
>>15708298010 guys deserve yokozuna by horsefag logic
>>157083021What
>>157079975>>157080023Babutame can't be stopped. He is going to stomp juryo next basho.
>>157078520not every head-slap is a hair pull
>>157083279Come now, that was a full on hair grab
>not every head-slap is a hair pullwhy are danfags so delusional? your goat cheated
>>157082935>>157082410Look at the other image, Onosato is dragging the top of his foot in the ring before Dan jumps.
Dan posters? Shook at the Atami ozeki runOnosato posters? Shook at the Atami ozeki runHosh posters? Shook at the Atami ozeki runKirishima posters? Shook at the Atami ozeki run
>>157083324Why didn't Gonoyoma call it out? I doubt the judges would argue with him over whether his hair got pulled or not given Dan's hand placement, and it would've been an easy win for him. I don't think it's a rank thing either, because they've disqualified ozeki's and even Yokozuna's for this exact type of thing. Honestly, what are the judges seeing that nobody else seems to? It's super fucking weird.
my friendship ended with aonishiki now shishi is my best friend
>>157083614It was inadvertent and had no consequence on the bout desu
>anti-Dans STILL seethingkeep 'em cucked Aonishiki!
>>157082096He sucks, Abi's shiko is way better because Abi doesn't take 15 minutes to do his, Abi can put on the same show and still be in sync with his opponent. Kotoeiho slows down the proceedings in order to focus attention on himself in a manner that is antithetical to hinkaku.
>>157082705
>>157083614Japs natural state is to default to authority and don't question anything and a maegashitter isn't going to bitch and whine to oyakatas. That would honestly be more pathetic than the hair pull itself. As for the shimpan not seeing it, well, only the head shimpan could have seen it I think since it was on his side. Also shimpan are retarded and let sanyaku get away with shit all the time (onosato). It was Dans Ozeki match and I think they just let him have it.
>>157083614>Why didn't Gonoyoma call it out?Wrestlers can't call out mono-ii on their own match.
It would've added to the drama for them to intervene and disqualify him to drag out his ozeki restoration
Since Dan is now an ozeki again the yusho he is about to win will count towards yokozuna promotion
>>157083641I think most rikishi don't mean to pull on a oichomage lol but yet if it is seen it's a dq.
>>157083677I just like his brand of sumo and his tired expression:)
>>157083704I hope in his next match his opponent reaches inside his mawashi and grabs his dick and so long gay bowsers him out of the dohyo, over the crowd and out the door of the arena
>>157083773This has been debunked multiple times. Hes still listed as a Sekiwake for this basho and is only reinstated to Ozeki for the next basho.
>>157082980The ghost of his grandfather abandoned him. It's over.
I mean I'm a pretty big newfag only been watching since November but it makes no sense to me that Dan was demoted for one bad basho when 4tits sucks ass every basho is only now finally get demoted
>>157083641>>157083785Intent or even outcome has never mattered with a hair pull.The fingers being curled into the chonmage is the only explicit criteria.That said, none of the judges including the tv room saw it in time.Shikata ga nai
>>157084041They saw it. It's their job to see everything. They allowed it. It is what it is. Shamfur display. Seppuku for the sumo VAR
>>157084041I guess the judges just didn't see it in time or from the right angle.Honestly really sucks for Dan that that's the match that got him back to Ozeki. I really like him, but I think even he would agree that that was bullshit. I hope his next victory is squeaky clean to make-up for it.
were both yokozuna actually promoted too early or was it actually reasonable at the time and just hasn't panned out as well as the JSA hoped?
>>157084237onosato's promotion was fine, hosh's was driven by circumstance
day 9 - nishikifuji takayasu
You have to admit that Kotozakura at least looks like Yokozuna material. From a pure physical specimen perspective he has the big 4 titty aura
day 9 - gonoyama takanosho
day 9 - fujinokawa oho
>>157084237Is this normal to you? He joins professional sumo at 22 then 2 years and 2 months later he is a Yokozuna. Seems kinda fast to me...>but 4 yushos!Nah I ain't buyin' it
day 9 - hiradoumi kotoshoho
>>157084034You get two chances, one bad basho only puts you in the position to be demoted, a second demotes you. Zak hasn't had two bad ones in a row yet, Dan had a "bad" one and then sat one out due to injury so he was demoted.
day 9 - kirishima churanoumi
>>157084237Onosato deserved it, he's suffering from a mentally retarded moron of a stablemaster forcing him to make the same mistakes that derailed the stablemaster's own career.
day 9 - hoshoryu yoshinofuji
>>157084332man oho fucking sucks. i get serious shodai vibes from him, like he just doesn't give a fuck and doesn't even want to be there. how do you get manhandled like that by a guy 60kg lighter than you?
day 10 - nishikifuji onokatsu
day 10 - kotoeiho abi
>>157084490wanted to include a slo mo
day 10 - hiradoumi ura
day 10 - yoshinofuji gonoyama
>>157084490格好いい
day 10 - ichiyamamoto kotoshoho
day 10 - kirishima hakunofuji
>>157084586Ura is so weird how it feels like he does better when he starts the fight off getting pushed back.
day 10 - hoshoryu aonishiki
>>157084034Its like that because the JSA is racist. Dan would easily be yokozuna by now if he was a jap. He has won 3 of the past 5 bashos, only yokozunas are capable of that kind of persistent dominance
day 11 - daiseizan abi
>>157084763Dan has never had two yushos or a yusho+equivalent while ranked at ozeki, which is literally the promotion criteria for yokozuna.
>>157084762
>>157083773why are you being obtuse
day 11 - asanoyama takerufuji
horseryu's existence disproves the meme about mongs being good at sumo
>>157084237onosato was more deserved than hoshoryuthe japs just panicked because terunofuji retired and they wanted to make sure they had a yokozuna on the banzuke for their first big overseas affair in a long timeand then they got fucking rewarded for panicking because onosato also got promotedthis is all to say that hoshoryu shouldn't have become yokozuna in hindsight cause everything would've been fineI'm surprised they haven't gotten on his ass for being a shitter yokozuna and still not winning his first title yet
>>157084763>danfags are casuals who just started watching sumo in the past year and don't know how any of this workstypical
day 11 - kotoeiho shishi
>>157082980He inherited his dad's mental yokozuna instead of his grandpa's
>>157084762horse putting his hand down like that was a total loser move404 - hinkaku not found
day 11 - mitakeumi fujiseiun
day 11 - takayasu hakunofuji
day 11 - fujinokawa hiradoumi
day 11 - hakunofuji churanoumi
>>157084907I love how the 2nd part of that was just Shishi saying fuck it and just trying to carry him out
>audience cheers turn into who can yell their favorite lastI love these low rank fights
>>157084586What a memelord
day 11 - aonishiki gonoyamasame deep left grip and head shove he went for against hoshoryu, wonder if that's to keep the fight circling left to protect his ankle>>157085021i'm amazed he still had the gas for that
day 11 - ura kotozakura
day 11 - atamifuji onosato
day 11 - hoshoryu kotoshoho
>>157085083the bout that changed japans perspective of dirty dan forever... let it never be forgotten
>>157085176how it feels to be an onosharto fan
>>157085176this is hard to watch on a screen on the other side of the world, couldn't imagine all the fans and elders watching this unfold in real time
>>157085176>the old dude shameful display head shakes to the left and right of him>sailor moon hair gyaru behind him looking around like “is that supposed to happen?”that’s some rough shit
>>157085176Onosater…
>>157085473Why does she wear the mask?!
>>157084278Zak's four tits and King K Rool stare has more aura than post-shoulder Sato looking glum. But if there's someone who has real yokozuna aura it's Big Kaz.>>157084907Prehistoric kino.
>>157085590>when she realizes that he is not the big guy for her
big dew is like that point in fighting games where you can beat complete mashing scrubs but lose to somebody doing one obnoxious gimmick (being fat)it's like the definition of an IRL skill check
>>157085083Nice, clean sumo from Dan. I see nothing wrong here.
Kill them, Dan.
>>157085176Someone tell Onosato that he's supposed to move forward, not backwards.
>>157085218Thanks webmbro. These are all great.
>>157085083I really don’t understand how this can not be considered a hair pull. He basically drags him into position to push him out. Pulling the hair was intrinsic to his victory. It’s simply absurd that this was allowed.
>>157085129Ura regressing to the mean as always.
>>157085083Nigga could be digging trenches without a shovel with that grip. What a waste of talent.
>>157085970It's like umps and refs in any other sport; they'd rather die than admit that they fucked up.
>>157085970If you allow the reversal of a call after the fact (not including mono-ii) you open yourself up to endless fuckers hounding you about reversing every decision ever because of some whataboutism. It's better to just say the call is the call, we will not change it
>>157085083tossing all my merch as we speak
>>157084805Yea Onosato fucking sucks.,
>>157085970Neither Yokozuna is performing, the other guys have earned a call or two.
>>157086065Thank you for being one of the few posters in this shithole that actually understands, this is how they always handle things like this.At most you'll get a vague statement from the JSA about trying harder going forward.
>>157086065Literally not a single poster itt said it should be reversed
>>157086672Fake-japanon said it shouldn't be allowed. It's literally not allowed to hair pull, it's against the rules. The shinpan regularly rule that a match is lost because of a hair pull. It would be weird to say that missing something shouldn't be allowed, that's how a toddler's mind works. The obvious interpretation of "not allowed" then is that the ruling should have been reversed later, once it got pointed out to them.
>>157086672well speak for yourself, personally I think he should be forced to eat the entire basket of salt to purify his taint of the evils of knot-grabbery
>>157086806umm when I said the part about purifying his taint with salt I want to clarify that I was referring to the spiritual impurity kind of taint
>>157086829I want to lick his taint personally speaking, amongst other rikishi
>>157086757>Fake-japanon said it shouldn't be allowed.Yeah it shouldn't. There should have been a mono ii. Nobody said the JSA like a day later should reverse the call.
>>157078580Shishi is not a man with a dick he is an obese old lady
>>157086925Ok well there wasn't a mono-ii. The judges didn't see it, so what now? Gonna keep crying about it for the next 8 months?
>>157086943Yeah, problem? And I'm going to call him dirty dan.
>>157086943I intend to heckle him relentlessly about it, just, you know, not within earshot.
>>157086943>The judges didn't see it, so what now?lol they saw it. The same shimpans that raise their hand because a rikishis ankle hair was out of the ring by 1 mm. If I saw dans dirty hansoku with my 720p 10 bitrate restream then they definitely saw it. /thread
>>157086988Not within hair pulling distance
>>157087036>reaches for the spot on my scalp where a chonmage would be>grabs a great big handful of nothing everything’s comin’ up milhouse
Oomori looking like he popped straight out of a fujo sumo manga
>>157087177once omori gets to juryo he's going to rape niggatame cold bukkake style
Aren't they supposed to leave after their bout? Why is Nobehara still sitting there
>>157085083>all the other webms: 0 (you)s>Dan's webm: 9001 (you)sDan is the MC of /sumo/
>>157087347because hohol cheated, as it's in his nature.
>>157087360Gonoyama had it coming, let's be honest
Antidan fags are the worst posters here
>>157087395>pulls u’re hair wiener
dan fags are the worst posters here
So this dan guy is famous for cheating? why don't they stop him?
anti koga fags are the worst posters here
>>157087395I enjoy watching the antidanners seethe, seeing their out of control pavlovian emotional triggers amuses me
>>157087403You want to pull on my hairy wiener?
>>157087411Yakuza run this sport
>>157087411maybe the shimpan saw some of those little drone videos and decided to let the wookiee win
>>157087458>dan goes to playoff>mono-ii called>"Do you guys here a high pitched buzzing?"
>>157087466
Daigozakura is Dan's kryptonite
>>157087486kek
>>157087360"crooked " Ansei Nishiki... we all hate him now...
THAT'S RIGHT PULL BABY PULL
>*pulls your hair*>*kicks you in the chin*>*punches you*>*grabs you from the groin and show everyone your small pp*>*wins*Its that easy. Just git gud lmao don't be a sore loser :)
>>157087524Maybe I loosened my mawashi a bit so everyone sees my small pp because i have a small pp humiliation fetish...
>>157087524I can't believe he walked over to Gonoyama before the match and shoved a handful of salt in his eyes, that was really poor sportsmanship and I cannot believe the gyoji missed it. Really they are letting this guy get away with anything.
11x 5-1 in makushita, lmao if nigatame loses
>>157087542
dan yokozuna by the end of the year
>>157087542He shook up Zak too, he was looking for his lesbian life partner in the tunnel and saw Dan raping some old hag
>>157087524And now Dan can take his place in the anals of history alongside other legendary Ukrainians such as Leonid Brezhnev and the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs.
>>157087524That dirty dog, that's why they call em Dirty Dan
I heard that Dan caused the Dyatlov Pass incident
>>157087610>>dirty dogread that in Norm's voice, good laugh
>>157087614most people don’t know this but the Holodomor was actually caused by Dan eating all the food
>>157086943Danfags are still seething about Onosato's win over Dan from a year ago. >>157078435
Surprised they upheld that, but I think DwarfLord deserved the win.
Oh. My. Hecking. Hakkaku! Enho just snabbed another victory! 6-6 lets friggin gooooooo!
>>157087730Considering the way things have turned out I wouldn't exactly call that a win for Onosato.
I guess the shrimp pans determined that he was dead before Enho's top foot hit the clay
Broccori head sad, lol.
onoGODto still makin' /sumo/ leak their little clitties in rage to this day LOL
What's the equivalence of getting heemed in sumo
>>157087760>looking at the broccoli head in that picnigga u gay
>>157087764>What's the equivalence of getting heemed in sumoGetting heemed in sumo.
>157087762>leak their little clittiesPlease let summer be over soon.
Any bouts were one of the rikishis just loses it and punches the other guy
>>157087787Yes.
>it's already almost overbrehs..
>>157087796>Aren't you a little cutie pie *pinches cheek*
a bunch of women just cheered for shishi...
Old Man vs Midget Man soon? Both are 6-6..
Do you think shishi will be a good oyakata
>dan getting booed and cursed during dohyo-iriit's over...
Onosato doing his humiliation ritual
>>157087817Mama and her friends
>>157087760mom gives big Karen vibes
Pray for a wholesome basho!
>>157087760she's BUILT
Red pill me on the cushion throwing
>>157087817because women cheer for rikishi's looks.... wait
>>157087936Its NOT for you
>>157087942I watched a youtube of the Paris tour highlights and I was terrified watching it that all the Parisians would get the wrong idea and start throwing cushions because they think it's them fitting in
>>157087953>ParisiansDisgusting
Kazuma, what ever happened there?
>"Touchy, Feely at the Taichiai."-Ross "Gaywad" Mihara
Fuck you Kazuma
>>157078452Gonoyama confirmed his hair was not pulled.Anti-dan fags in shambles
Kazuma just sucks, no initiative at all. he's built for no-selling manlets and tossing them around
Post the webm, you know the one
>>157087996whats with the triangles?
I wonder if Shishi going so early in the day helps him, he never has to worry about matching anybody based on what they did earlier or try to keep up. He can just go out there and grug away.
>>157087993
>>157087936Tossing the zabuton is supposed to be reserved for sumotori that exceed expectations in a fight, in particular, maegashira defeating yokozuna. The JSA, however, doesn't approve of such emotional outbursts, so they've been cracking down on the practice for years.The JSA doesn't really approve of fun.
>>157088001Who taught you shapes?
>>157088002He loses power when the sun sets. Does worse in the winter bashos.
>>157088008kazuma
>>157088002Retards cant tell time so I dont think it matters
>>157088007I approve of their decision. This isn't pro-wrestling. The crowd must know their place and not get too involved.
>>157088008based boob poster
Mitakeumi - downDewanoryu - up
Tanji is 3-3 ms1, one win and he gets promoted to juryo
it's retard time
>When asked about the possibility of playing Aonishiki for the championship, Shishi responded 「日本語分かりません」Absolutely based answer
>>157087979no he didn't
>>157088002That's a good point and on the flip side Onosato is probably affected by having to main event all the time while being dog shit
LETS GO RETARD
>>157088025>The crowd must know their place and not get too involved.
Can our retard keep the run going?
>>157088025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gUigVZhFOcWatch this and tell me it isn't soul
>>157088025kek
>>157088025There is no 'decision'. That Anon is full of shit.
>>157088001They're there so you can more easily see that I'm an idiot who did something retarded
Shishi's big.
LETS GO RETARDLETS GO RETARD
>>157087979you think he would actually say “yeah that bitch ass trick pulled my hair and they let him get away with it, this shit is rigged, this shit is crooked, attica”if he starts a firestorm it’s not going to help him in any way and it will 100% cause him to get fucked over. Dan could have pulled out a thin glass rod and sounded him right up his dickhole on live 4K with multiple camera angles and then shined an OSRAM projector LED into the glass to make his dick light up like a neon cowboy in Vegas and if the gyoji let it slide, all he could say would be “nah didn’t happen, musta been hot pixels in the cameras from cosmic rays”if you rock this boat, you get tossed out of the boat, sometimes tied to an anchor.
Shishi is nervous
/OURRETARD/
>>157088060AND STRONG!
THE OGRE SMASHES ON
OURDROOLINGRETARD
THE LION
LETS GO
SHISHI YUSHO
RE-TARD CLAP CLAP CLAP
LETS FUCKING GO SHISHI
SHISHI MUST BE MILKED DAILY TO SOOTHE HIS NERVES.
A TECHNIQUE
SHIHI
Crowd reacted crazy to that one kek
Shishi with the sick body slam to finish him off
>Shishi tosses AssonyomamaDamn...
>>157088099now that they hate the cheater aonishiki, shishi is the new exotic hero
>>157088101Cinematic finisher
>>157088060He's so big. He's built like a big retarded bear.
Pretty impressive improvements from Shishi. Asanoyama was clearly pushing all out there and the Big Lion wasn't budging.
El León
I honestly think he could beat Dan considering he's fighting injured.
HERES HOW ONE MASSIVE RETARD IS STILL IN THE YUSHO RACE WITH JUST ONE SMALL SHOULDER SURGERYKISENOSATO HATES THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK
It's looking real good for Shishi. Takayasu and Takerufuji are against each other today so one of them is guaranteed to drop. And the other two in his positions are Kirishima against Onosato who he never beats, and Kotoeiho against Atamifuji. His actual competition is basically just Dan.
Shishi yusho is happening. What a time to be alive
>tried to head butt him into submissionDidn't work.
>>157088144>Shishi yushoNope. Tards don't get yusho's.
>>157088139A Dan v. Shishi playoff would unironically be kino
shishi is so cool
Tobizaru's monkey tactics finally paying off
>>157088164Itadakimasu!
>>157088164>Japs learn to appreciate schnitzel.Very nice. Pork is divine.
>>157088117you could see him tamp down a bad reflex when he got pushed back, started circling left and instead stretched out to stop, he loses like that all the time
>TakayasuDo NOT believe, anon! DO NOT BELIEVE!
>>157088199Never did
get fucked yasu
Shameful display
>>157088199You believed, didn't you?
Dishonorable, cut that fuckers belly open.
gay
GET HENKA'D GET HENKA'D GET HENKA'D
You did this anon, you believed.
>>157088199WHAT MOTHERFUCKER BELIEVED?
>>157088199Never did and I never will
:(
the crowd did NOT like that
I did NOT see that coming
The amount of henka this basho is ridiculous.
asshole maneuver desu
>>157072313Your fault
Get owned unc
>>157088217I thought there was no way drumstick could pull it off.
>>157088215that wasn't a henka moron
>>157088209Good lad. Good.
I hate this maddafucking Takerufuji so much now, you wont BELIEVE it!
>>157088212NEVER!
>>157088218Wise lad. Very wise!
>>157088242I could go for some of those right now with malt vinegar.
>>157088253>malt vinegar.will never understand why some people like testicle-stank flavor on fries
Just now watching NHK highlights from yesterday. How the fuck did Aonishiki not get called for grabbing Gonoyama's top knot? I thought that was big bad.
>>157088258>why some people like testicle-stankEveryone like thier own brand
>>157088258It has a nice kick to it
Are people still crying about Dan or have they gotten over it yet
So this shodai guy just sucks then does he
>>157088259read the thread anon
>>157088259There have been worse non-calls. It was gay, but it cannot be helped.
>>157088259I only have an afterimage of it in my mind, I can safely say it did not occur.
>>157088259gonoyama confirmed that no hair pull happenedmiddy said do
>>157088259Shinpan sleeping on duty, just accept it. Wrong calls happen every basho, its nothing unusual
>>157088269Just old.
How do I become one of the fat pillow holders?
>>157088259It was a bad call.I hope it doesn't have consequences i.e. Aonishiki doesn't yusho because of this win.
Give Ura your energy
>>157088275False flag antidan post
>>157088279This actually cursed him. He will now remain an Ozeki forever. Never reaching Yokozuna.
>>157088259stfu you already watched it you just want to continually spam about this
>be Shishi>have shoulder problem/injury>do very rust sumo>":(">go to the hospital>some friendly doctor and motherly nurses help you with surgery>now you are the next Asashoryu>":)">be Onosato>LITERALLY the secret clone of the JSA for the perfect rikishi: Akebono DNA, Musashimaru DNA, Futabayama DNA...>so powerful you can walk forward and win in 2 seconds EVERY bout>some day you need to fight the Ghost of Kiev>he curses your shoulder>"maybe I need to see a doctor or someth...">"OI! THATS NOT THE SUMO STYLE GO HEAL ON THE DOHYO!">"Yes, Oyakata...">never recover and destroy your own sumo career>mfw
>>157088284I think we Aonishiki fans just vibe with Midnightsumo.
>>157088282I have him all my bad energy.
>>157088066What did you just say about gonoyama's dick?
>>157088295Very low IQ post
>>157088295this. us danfriends are midnight stans!
I was saying Boo-ra
>>157088307Even broken clocks are right twice a day.
>>157088295Shishi fans lie at both extremes of the bell-curve.
Urabros...
>>157088313The best part of high-rank Ura is seeing him fight against the big boys.The worst part of high-rank Ura is seeing him lose against everyone, including low-rankers.
>>157088294I really do hope that Shishi's performance this basho encourages Onosato that he needs to confront his medical issues instead of just trying to fight through it.The people deserve true Yokozuna Sumo.
>SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO....
oshoma is the biggest nothing
>>157088325>The people deserve true Yokozuna Sumo.We have to wait until Kirishima gets promoted
>two shoma's>no simultaneous henkaI am dissapoint!
>>157088311That depends on how they are broken
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, WORRY...
Hey they got him a suit that fits!
>>157088327>....WORRY, WORRY!
>>157088344This song makes me so happy every time I hear it...
>>157088327every time this shit starts it reminds me of the "aeris - aerith" translation bullshit and pisses me off. Their company is 'Mirarth' but they pronounce it mi ra-r-su. So is it supposed to be mirrors but they just spelled it retarded? Aeris was set to that because it was supposed to sound like earth but there's no "th" in japanese so they just took the 'su' off the end of her name. Now for some retarded fucking reason you have to sound like an invalid with a harelip saying it "AERITH". The people in charge of mirarth are equally retarded and if I ever catch the japanese using "th" again to look american I am going to shit in their chanko pot.
Surely this time
>>157088372He has to win at some point
>>157088372onosato is buck broken. kirishitma WILL win this one.
>>157088370based angry anon
>>157088164but how do i make the curry down there
>>157088386Down where?
I'm just waiting for Atami "SUPPLE TITS" fuji to come out
>>157088344>Mamotte Agetai!
>>157088388south side of the plate in photo
>>157088403Underwear
sumodb is still down...
>>157088379Kirishima will find a way to slip and hit his head so he can finish the basho concussed
>>157088409will it ever come back?
>>157088370Her name is Aerith you fucking sped, I hope your favorite rikishi always loses.
Nice paddle
>>157088427It's not back.It's back.>You are here.It's not back.It's back.
>>157088386get very specifically some S&B brand curry powder, it's the most commonly used kind in japan, it's very different from other country's "curry". S&B is gentler and has a tiny bit more ginger to it. Anyway, get your vegetables(whatever you like) saute until just tender. If you're using meat keep the drippings and simply add the powder to that for your curry gravy and a tiny bit of corn starch mixed in a few table spoons of cold water to thicken. If you're not using meat use a bit of broth. Simmer the veggies in that for a tiny bit more or until it thickens, check the flavor and that's pretty good. S&B also sells blocks you toss into a pot of veggies/meat for easy curry too, less work. Very tasty and if you're getting "curry" in japan, S&B is what they mean.
>EEEAAAAACCCCHHHHHHH!
>>157088436I noticed that too lmao
>>157088439thanks chatgpt
Bold take but pork is shit. Bacon is godly but the rest of the animal is just garbage meat.
>>157088295Listen here buddy, this is a middy and chris sumo genny.
>>157088454>thanks chatgpt
>>157088458Pork butt into pulled pork is good.
>>157088458bacon is pork idiot
>>157088454>tell me how to make this but don't tell me or I'll be angry grrr
>>157088458you are a fucking moron and incapable of cooking better than the average slop-poster on /ck/
>>157088458pork has the biggest quality difference between poorly raised and well-raised animals. pastured acorn-grazed pork is unbelievably good.
>>157088467Pretty sure the front and back of a pig are considered different meats, like the front is pork while the back is ham. Same animal but the meat is just different.
>>157088439>based knowing how to cook anon
>>157088413They use a pre-made roux pack. Add root veggies and a meat if you like. Spice it up and bone apple teeth
>>157088470so true sukdeep so true
>>157088490Anon, he said Kirishima will be concussed, not you
Have we had a Zombeam sighting yet? Is she even attending this basho?Also, does anyone have any good shots of the slender face geisha?I noticed the soul stealing twins on day 9, I think.
get tossed fatty
>>157088458>pork is shitFuck off, Achmed. Swine is a gift from the Gods.
>>157088496Fug wrong fin. Looks like I'm the shishi here
Fujinokawa is awesome and I'm sick of you people shitting on him and disrespecting him
that's what you get for putting your hair in the way of dan's hand.
lets all killing and raping rikishi who dont put their hands down quickly and make the other guy wait
Fuji is really good at those throws.>>157088501>Calling someone Muslim when they said they think bacon is goodThat witty comment was better in your head.
>>157088512let's start with hoshoryu
I have noticed that the better Aonishiki does, the more annoying these threads get. That makes me sad.
That lightning fast stance change from Fujinokawa was decisive
>>157088528It's just the danfag schizo from /xs/ that repeatedly samefags. Just ignore him.
>>157088528Just a solid post , very nice
>>157088516>thinks muzzies actually practice what their bullshit preaches
>>157088528yeah the anti-dan seethe ramps up and does indeed get annoying
>>157088529Dex builds are... LE GOOD???
That was a great toss. Totally used the energy to get him out of the dohyo.
>>157088528>I have noticed that the better Aonishiki does, the more annoying these threads get. That makes me sad.I have noticed that the later in the basho it is the more active these threads get. It makes me happy to talk to people more about sumo and sumo adjacent things.
They call him Cheatin' Dan
Haku had zero response to that nodowa lmao
I miss Wakanosho bros
Nodowa'd
hakuho single-handedly removed, good.
Dayum....
THROW IT BACK KAWA
>should i use my free left hand to try to break his grip?>no, that would be unsporting
>Hiradoumi 1-10That nigger is HARD broke.
>>157088538>let me cover for my making an error in the flight of angst by redirecting towards another angsty strawman I assembled for myself so I can demonstrate my infantile mental state even more clearly for all to see/hoc/ might be more your speed bud
>>157088562>get hurt in your second makuuchi basho>get booted to juryo just in time for Asahi and Nabatame to get thereRough.
>>157088584He has lots of training matches with Hoshoryu. He really needs to find someone better.
>>157088586Woah, you must be one a dem smarties, huh
>>157088574Look at his stance change at :11selite shit
>>157088587>Remain in Juryo another two months as a result>Just in time for Tenshoyama and Mita to get thereAlso Yoshi is a hack. Who said this guy has Ozeki potential? lmao
>>157088586>uses angst twice in one sentence Leave /hoc/s name out ya mouth
attaboy hiradoumi
The return of Kusono
Yoshinofuji is inconsistent
>maegashitters are kusanos weakness
>>157088584Not that broke, apparently
That was a certified "teleports behind u" moment
>>157088597That's just textbook throw/pull shit since you gotta open up the space you wanna yeet your opponent into. You can't throw at all without doing that shit since you'd have no leverage.
DAN SPOTTED
He is just standing there
Dan gonna come out to a whole arena of booing disapproving fans
Oh shit it's him
HELP DAN IS GONG TO PULL MY HAIR!!!
Was Atamifuji always autistically rocking like that?
>>157088627MENACINGLY
Kek that chick taking pics of Dan's brown spot
>>157088638There's a correlation between autism and his rising rank.
>>157088638he does that wiggle and schmoove pretty often before his matches at ringside, yeah.
HAG STEALING DANYLO'S LIFEFORCE
many irate japanese fans were observed burning the ukraine flag outside of the ig arena today
Taiho spinning in his grave rn
ALERT: SumoDB is BACK UP (for the next 60 seconds)
>>157088666guess taiho didn't make it to heaven if you know that
>>157088597Sumo is great. You never know where the win will come from.
Now this is a really broken Oho
Oho just gave up
> NOT SO FAST, AONIGGER! I HAVE SHED MY HAIR!
i typed sumodb into google and it gave me sumostats as the first result lol
If Nabatame loses we will get another 6-1 multiple man play-off in makushita
>>157088681nice cameltoe
>>ok broliterally
>>157088674Taiho's spirit can't pass on now that his useless grandson is washed.
>>157088675>tosses him like garbageFucking sweet!
>>157088688ough
>>157088683Buy an ad.
>>157088675I've noticed lots of the guys allow themselves to be pushed backwards like that so they can try that trip/turn move when they're at the edge. I saw Kotoeiho trying it yesterday against Shishi many times
does kotoeiho have a chance?
>>157088698On the other hand....
>>157088711Sure he does. Atami looks good but in this form Eiho could be better.
>>157088711I'd give him a 50% chance, either he wins or he doesn't.
Kotoeiho couldn't find the mawashi
kotoeiho is cool... *blush*
Zak demoted to mawashi bitch.
GOOD SUMO
I want to SUCK on Atamafuji's BREASTS
I think Koto got him there, another great match from him. Hes quickly becoming one of my favs.
>>157088675It's probably just the bad camera but the dohyo looks much harder in that video than today
*pulls your hair into the next thread*>>157088715>>157088715>>157088715
>>157088707Pretty standard.
rematch
kotoeiho giving the best bouts of the tournamentGIVE HIM THE FIGHTING SPIRIT PRIZE
>>157088439ty
>>157088713Nice!
>>157088721Well he won and then he didn't
>>157088788Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
SHISHI BASHO IS LITERALLY UNAVOIDABLE NOW
>>157088458>tf>tp
>cell network shits itself last night and goes downI missed last nights sumoNobody spoil anything
