Joe Root named England test captain
>>157106499someone mentioned how it seems to have really broken sebbo and I totally see ithes having a complete menty b
>SAAR if we only had 0.00000014285714285714287% of our population in the team we would not have been whitewashed by Ireland
x
Vaibhav Sooryavanshi becomes the youngest batsman ever to score an international fifty
You can only post ITT if >your team has never been whitewashed by Ireland
>>157106569sure thing ahmed
>>157106555now can we count how many world cups your failed home country has won in this decade, Abdul? spoiler : 0
>>157106548Ive got the inside scoop
oh lordy they seethin kekya know i thought getting 3-0 fuck off'd IN india by the peewees was going to be the low point but they managed to eclipse it by getting 2-0 fuck off'd by ireland KEK
Indians are so mind broken they've forgot Australia beat them in their home world cup final
>>157106592self-hatred isn't healthy paki
>>157106647*reminds them*
chutney boys gonna have a field day today kek
*reminds them*
>>157106742why do indians brag about having gay sex with mohammed
yea not understanding that pic myself
>Around 52,000 people in Ireland play, officiate, or administer cricket, or take part in school programs, according to official figures from Cricket Ireland.Beyond grim, a talent pool of one billion couldn't defeat a talent pool of fifty thousandAre Irish people even aware they beat grimdia in cricket?
>timmy acting clueless againnever change haha
>>157106618Are you retarded?
>You are the muzzie saar>I just saying you joke but the worse saarIt's all so tiresome
my garden's starting to look like an indian wicket
>>157106576>it20*>and against Zimbabwe
>>157106984based designated garden shitter
Bardo you at New Rd (or watching)?
Test cricket tomorrow
>>157106951>>157106920bro thinks he is part of the anglo team, who invited my man kek
>>157106193only sport invented by engshitters where they arent shit
masculine sport for White people
54 bings till i stop thumbing for the week and start slurping on an ale
YFO
jamboy and the yank jamboy were already disturbed by their parents packing up and leaving their ''home''land, screwing up their identitythe fact that said ''home''land got btfo by direland of all nations has mindbroken both to unseen levels. it would honestly have been better for direland to have rigged it like the IPL and been whitewashed
Not been on /cric/ for a while. Are we still doing Perivale material?Anyway, having memed you all into listening to Can, and memed you all into listening to Pavement, my next project is Laura Nyro. Mark my words, in a few weeks you’ll all be pretending you’ve listened to her for years
Haven't clicked a single Britzoid link. I only listen to Country/Western blueshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlxM2kH6370
medvedev then bedvedev i still haven't listened to pavement
I listened to can long before /cric/ existedand pavement too althoughbeit not as much because they're a bit shit and far too yank sounding
me¿ moar of.a..klaus schulze.and.namlook. (basically FAX) kinda.cool.fella.nglikik. Schulze was very briefly associated with Can
At least I got a souvenir
send it.to.nepalbro fella
Why was Brydon Carse dropped from the England test team if he had the most wickets in the 2025-2026 Ashes? Especially when evidently the Ashes is the only thing England care aboutNo, instead you have to watch Baker and Fisher getting hammered around by peewees
cuzC:\ARSEC:\ARSE\RUNRUN\CARSE\RUN
Haven't watched a single a Nepal game live. They sell out fast and the stadium is a bitch to get to from where I lived. Maybe I'll go next cycle when they come here. Even though our fans got in trouble for calling US refugee recruiters
>>157108483*whips out me Moog*https://youtu.be/7DtVbb51pEA
>>157108871me on the left
>>157108871always thought he looked like that guy from grey's anatomy
>>157108850https://youtu.be/70VRhxqrRso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ADcWWM-ZmY
>>157107031Not at the ground unfortunately due to the unbearable agony of toil, but had it on in the background while toilingLooked like a tricky batting wicket desu, glad that we managed to bring it homeHappy to see Fateh do well, it was the stupid decision to drop him for the final T20 Blast match against Somerset that really cost us imvho
>>157106804Not even in the slightest
>>157109661https://youtu.be/EanAeyI_-x4
we fucking did it bros another week done and dustedanother week closer to death https://youtu.be/DLqW0cVlH9Q?si=SeQul2176rpI4kGW
Root.Captain.Based.
*sniggers*
>>157110647Just needs to unlock his inner iron heart and we'll be all gravy.
>>157110619GLAMMYCHA! how.u been.moite!!tisbeenaminute injitme¿ imkortal..fellahttps://youtu.be/XVmql83s43A
https://youtu.be/kGcGuuKWTJg
>>157110516neither do Indians ...only a few /cric/izens cares (obsessed) about it innjit haaa
finna be gettin..a post from one of dem in 1..2....
Up a bit more early than usual.See The Hundred is on and decide to watch it.I hate it.
the early bird gets filled with hate
>>157112359Antidote looms
>>157108971I thought I could see it but I googled the cast and no its miles away
me? ER (og) kinda fella Pitt is alri ngl
> grey's anatomy
for me it's dr henry grey's anatomy iykwim haha
get it haha get it haha do you get it haha get it haha do you get it haha get it?
The Hundred is so disgustingly awful it makes me hate t20 a little bit
>>157113983no but steven anatomay
Pavement really are shit. Mid at best. For midwit tastes
>>157114099>this flag*appears*>jeet posters*disappear*makes one think
i really like cricket (test)
>>157113664>>157113983haHahaHahaHaeyequeeem eyequeeem !!! took.me a bit but eyequeeem!!
>indian cricketkek
https://x.com/yetkisizherif/status/2080443626748821650
>>157115119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLOPbFsshEMTake me back, just for a minute please...
>shitjeet doing one of his normal 1:40am seethe sessions
>follows all the same traits as sp*ckyreally gets the noggin joggin
The most powerful race
engshitter actually means victory
>>157116034Always need a hinthoo /strongmind/ to carry the Anglos huh?
Flash some cash for us Shitjeet
Imagine being a poo lmao
what losing to Ireland in cricket does to a mf
>>157116155Yeah you should go back to India where it never happens
>>157116324kek KEK
Odyssey looms
>>157106530is statpadball an improvement over bazball?
>>157116310thos but inside a pajeeta milf colonising her womb
>>157116724Nah
Do Kiwilanders actually call trail mix scroggin?
golfing tomorrow
>>157117251What a vapid cunt. Shrink the game
eating a pork pie
>>157117308condolences
>>157117162no but steven carbohydrate
>>157117308but enough about going down on your misso
new viet bakery at the local shops let's frikin go
>>157117659crisp
banh mi on the cards here
viets without a doubt brought more to this country (bakeries) than any other migrant cumskin angloids included
ausjeet my son..
indians bought butter chicken but we have the recipe now so not sure why they need to hang around
do love a garlic naan me
butter chicken is from england
more like garlic nan
do love my nan me
i love your gilf too iykwim haha
Commonwealth chads, its on!
how will india perform this year do you think mate
>>157117906why do they only sell it at indian restaurants then retard
>>157117551What does that even mean?
>>157117671That's a neigh for me
>>157117251crisp
Is there a place I can view all the numbers of criccy players? Not cap numbers but the ones they wore on the back
>>157106660sar dat is BERY disrespecdful to the cup sar do NOT be doing dat
At least he's never been whitewashed by Ireland
>>157119896didn't you hear? the crowd wasn't loud enough at the ground for the playersmassive asterisk really
A month later and they're still mindbroken by Ireland
>izzat so utterly broken by a bunch of leprechauns you pretend the term was never associated with your cultureAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157120034Found myself saying that on a toil call to the rest of the team recentlyNot sure why, seeing as I'm not even remotely cockney
Just got back from watching the kinodyssey. 10/10 wow just wow
Rate myself as probably the 17th or 18th best player at my club, and yet I've played for the 1s eight times and the 2s only four times this seasonIncreasingly worried that the 2s will be relegated, and it's no surprise really. It's an availability CRISIS
>>157120137Want to go and watch that at the kinoplex myself, feels like the sort of film it's worth paying the £6 to see on the big screenDunno if I can be arsed to go themorrow thougheverHow do you rate it among other Nolan films?
Been experimenting with taking a leg stump guard in order to solve my LBW problem. When I did it last week, the Indian wicket-keeper complimented me and said that he didn't know anybody else who takes a leg guard (apparently it's very popular on the sub-continent). Apparently it suits taller batsmen on lower-bouncing pitches, so works from that perspective. Gave it a go in nets and it felt quite good, but I also got bowled out thrice (albeit with some cheeky shots I wouldn't have played in a game), so maybe leaves me too exposed. Not sure if I should employ it solely against spin, or try it against seamers too. There's just so much to consider
quite a lot to think about
An annoying thing about cricketing is that a high IQ player like me will have all of these permutations and perambulations coagulating around my noggin non-stop while playing, before my innings is cruelly brought to an end at 4(17) after feathering behind or getting trapped leg before after some unpredictably uneven bounceThen you'll get some low IQ hoiker who clears his front legs and attempts to shovel every single ball over cow and he'll walk away with a respectable 38 (26)
Aware that not all of those words actually make sense in terms of the actual meaning of the word, but I'm adopting a more vibes-based approach to language today
watching the wahs
>>157120267Its certainly up there among his best, some bits about the casting were a bit quirky as you already probably know but it worked. Went to the gmax
>>157119284i'd be happy with a top 3 finish, hard to top England and Australia
>>157120137seriously?I just got back and would give it a very solid 5/10 certainly not up as high as 10/10 - decidedly middling for mevisually nice and I like the soundtrack but some of the acting was laughable, and the pacing was schizophrenic at timesAgamemnon's armour was the best bit
>>157121084why do you hate blacks you white supremacist chudcel
>>157121092I was actually expecting to see more colourful faces in the main cast tb hall the main parts were still white people
bard - thoughts on the odeyssey lad?
(fyi I only take bard seriously on films because he rates The Whale (2022), don't take certain man seriously because he got filtered by the best film of / since 2017)
>>157121665kwabthat was never on
test
i dont know what to do today
>>157122412meth mostly
>>157122412Watch the welsh fire mate
not the most lively /cric/ this. is the toothpicked one not in today?usually can't get him to stop on a saturday
'Sup /cric/izens
windies pakistan test iis on
>>157125580finally some real cricket
garn bump then go sleepytown lads
>the bump that made me realise test cricket was onthanks lad. shall tune in
Ravindra is on fire
Why don't black people like test cricket? the grounds are always empty when WI play at home.Unless they're playing England and then they're filled with English tourists ofc.
>>157128165that is depressing
Ravindra out on 98 gayyyy
typical /weakmind/
why does reddit hate the hundred?
Any updates on the bard innings?
>>157129069...yhphilip HughesF
>>157125280how u been bla¿ streamin some Jagjit Singh on the 'fy here ngl x
>>157128165Know zero about the Caribbean but will take a leap and assume the culture there has been yankified and as such British colonial sports (especially ones that last 5 days) are now irrelevant.
>>157128165beaut of a ground
just woke up
OMGhere.WEGO
some chooOonz for thewindies test watchers on crixhttps://youtu.be/9I-NvZZqHIU
goo goo gaa gaa
keKkk GOTTEM (me)
>>157121136Haven't seen it yetCould go and watch it tomorrow but I probably can't be arsedMaybe next Sunday>>157121153I also have an A-level in Film Studies (A grade)>>157129069TFC todayWe won too easily, I stayed in the pavilionWaste of £10 and a Saturday (I jest, nice to be part of a winning side, and looks like we'll be promoted too)
>>157131326bless x
Normally my TFC comes with the consolation of a dynamite day in the field, but if I'm being honest I didn't really have much to do today there eitherEverything was pretty regulation, didn't make any mistakes, but didn't do anything particularly impressive either
>Finally have to watch the criggy>Bad lightCan't wait for the Aussie summer, only time that works well for me
>>157131437weve got some tests in aug
>>157131564Basado. Comfy evenings coming up in August
>>157131581they should be quite comfythe grounds up north in aussie are usually very humble and scenic
WI are, dare I say, slowly coming back as a cricketing nation - but yeah, too bad none of them are turning up to watch it happen kek
>>157132477this was the start of the revivali think i said at the time that they're a couple decent batsmen away from being a really competitive side
>>157132618kino
>>157132618criterion collection
>>157132618janus
When i was watching the Odyssey I couldn't help but think this Odysseus lad was loosely based around Bard. A a fearless leader of men who makes the hard decisions
>>157133352Wonder how many hard decisions he's taken in his life iykwim haha
>>157133352>and then they all die on the ferry homehmmmm
>>157133352hope I never get to this stage of mental illness
>>157133358haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>157133399A necessary sacrifice to ensure bard makes it home safely
not sure if this is currently a frowned upon opinion or not, but I actually quite enjoy Dua Lipa, many good tunes.
more of a pink patheress genny
>>157133886yea I like some of her tracks too, and it's not a genre I usually like at all
>>157133940T H I SHIS
>>157133886Her tiny desk concerts are good
>>157134007wouldnt mind giving her my tiny desk
>>157134017THISHIS
>>157133996the person on the left looks very greasy
>>157134037she just got back from giving me a nuru massage
>>157133940are we supposed to know who or what that is
...umm..yh..liek 67 fella.oof
Whats sixty seven precious? Whats sixty seven??
not sure if i would pay money for a nuru from pink pantheressfor free? absolutely
>>157133940i like her songs but i feel like shes a bit too teen girly for me to reasonably put on in the car when others are around
>>157134111
>>157133921iykwim haha
>Bill Lawry, former Australian captain and commentating great, was born the 11th of February 1937
the war dodging fraudulent hibernophobe donald pooman
can picture him gleefully opening the morning paper and going straight to the M and Os in the casualty reports
literally, LITERALLY nothing wrong with despising the ireish
Look at those dirty rotten beady eyes wonder what crime he commited to get shipped off in a ball and chain. I'm guessing petty fraud
>goes to watch the odyssey>didn't read it beforelmao imagine being this much of a fraud
Books are reddit
think I'd like to go to greece
Reminder the Asian subcontinent are responsible for the termination of Robelinda's channel
it was bindia specifically matelets not be vague and let those jeets get away with ittheir goal is to ruin every single aspect of cricket(ing)
Redditing to redditering
>>157137815really? i'm very upset with them if that's true
A culturally pugnaceous gang of actors, directors and editors have throttled, drowned and butchered the foundational story of western civilisation draining it of glory and the wrath of fickle gods and filling it with tears of guilt and shame.A cultural gravestone.
>>157137815getting a bit post-meta
>>157135106thanks fuckwit, thought he'd died. cracked the bottle of NV pol rogers for nothing
/cric/ - cricketing general
>>157137771Greece is lovelyamazing food, beautiful country (in parts) and really nice peopledo recommend
im here to answer for India. ama LUFFED og robelinda2 channel nglthought fans resurrected it¿
> Rob Moody, an Australian archivist and musician, created the YouTube channels robelinda and robelinda2 to share a massive, personally recorded archive of cricket footage spanning from the 1980s. Known as "cricket's greatest librarian," Moody amassed over 1 million subscribers and billions of views by uploading rare clips from his collection of 300 videotapes, 25,000 DVDs, and hard drives, often focusing on matches not broadcast as official highlights. The main channel, robelinda2, was terminated by YouTube on 5 November 2023 following a series of copyright strikes, primarily from entities claiming rights to footage from Bangladesh and other regions. Despite previous immunity granted by Cricket Australia and widespread fan support, Moody’s channel was removed after he received three strikes, a move described by critics as questionable and driven by broadcasters failing to make archives publicly available. Following the termination, fans created a new channel, Robelinda 2 (handle @robelinda6), to preserve and reupload Moody’s 40-year archive of cricket footage. Moody, who insisted he never monetized the content and uploaded videos solely for fun and entertainment, has been widely praised for his contributions to cricket history and fan engagement during periods when international cricket was unavailable, such as during the pandemic lockdowns.
>>157139053x
>>157128165>Lara's scores in the seatssoul
shit weekend. saving grace was the rimworld session this evening
>>157128165The sad truth is the then engshitter/convict run ICC forcefully made Windies build white elephant stadiums in the middle of nowhere (as the picture shows) instead of upgrading the ones closer to the population centresAll just so some subhuman engshitters could sit in a pool drinking whatever nasty tasteless beers they consume whilst the 07 World Cup was on with the horrendus racket of the faggot "barmy" army trumpeteer ruined any kind of soul atmosphere the Windies crowds were known forSubhuman engshitters made cricket so deeply uncool the Windians swung towards becoming yankifiedFortunately the generous Indian, that is Bharatiyan, rupee brought some much needed soul back into Windies cricket with the CPL
>>157139756India unironically saved cricket. The ability to produce great men in adverse times, otherwise called as the great man theory is applicable here. BCCI started off much behind the CA and ECB in terms of the hierarchy, but it was these tough times that produced such strongmen, If not for gujju buisnessminds like Ambani, Lalit Modi, Jay Shah and others, cricket would be dead today.
>>157139816me when i got the last pack of beef & liver dine
Can't believe he wasted all that time writing an essay no one is going to read just to distract people from the fact that India got whitewashed by Ireland
>India got whitewashed by Irelandabsolute state. cricket must not even be Ireland's 7th sport
india have one more medal than jersey so far at the commonwealth games. jersey have a population of 100k people
>>157139816>>157141121>>157141185>>157141259>>157141482MASALAAAA!!!
>looks at the sundial>nod me head approvingly like pic related>gathers up me m8s>gets solemnit's time, ladshttps://youtu.be/CFWX0hWCbng
>>157140774True. Just don't expect and considerate discussion about this here from perfidious engshitters Indian rupee is subsidising the bill for all these failing nations and that's unsustainableWould like to see the World Cups expanded to include more countries, certainly not reduced but i bet that low-ranked and/or greedy countries like englel who don't want to split the pie voted against itOr have the big teams play the little teams to help them grow and share the revenue. They should look at the success of the PL. After all Man City would play Arsenal as many times as they would play Burnley in a season
Lads is saying [insert target of seethe here]-shitter at 2 in the morning considerate discussion?
not reading all that
>>157142551no but steven literate
>test cricket but jeet commentator>t20i>the hundred women, jeeta commentatorunholy grim
it's an Indian universe,?u just happen to exist in it sweaticus x
indian independence was a mistake
5k is the ideal size of stadium for Test cricket outside England and Australia.
>>157142854luff ur work moite x
>>157142435the problem is that sporting culture as a whole is on decline, there are more forms of entertainement than ever, sport has also lost his athletic signficance to gym culture.
>>157143384BOSSINOSH
300 up just before lunch
WE (the Americas) are born for test criggy injit, fella¿>>157143465/story
>>157133886no discernible melodies
Why does she look like this?
Based Dadza supporting his little girl
>>157143569me on the right
>AAAIIIIEEEE HOPE-SAMA TASUKETEThis is not a sustainable strategy
TRINIBALLRINLAL
what's your lunch trinilalrotti & dal¿
>>157143552Australian women have the most aryan phenotype
Good enough score. Hope this guy is ready to keep
>Still no 1st Test hundred in BLCAThe wait continues
>Brit flags cannot post ANYTHING about the game without being BOMBARDED with KABOOM posts>GONE GOTTEMN ALREADYTHe UTTER STATE of these a UNITED KINGDOMs
>>157144496
Bongozoids don't understand the greg. Only Australians seem to.
>>157144516sOchuSOOO TRUE
>>157143927Have to say that's a bit of a collapse from 231/4
>>157144496>KABOOMBALL>want to post>CANNOT post, lest u be outed as a KABOOM in the UKtragicwhy is cric so cruel fellas
>>157133886yep, saw certain man completing a v5* while listening to One Kiss in Leeds the other day
Azan Awais is basically white
>>157145501would never listen to her shite music enjoy your weird cohort with your kiwi nonces
>>157145069have to say*KABOOM*
*blocks your path*
what is the defining characteristics of Kaboomball?
>>157146725ummm...every batter specialize in self-destruction… of their wicket
I just watched the Trent Rockets vs London Spirit, was quite exciting in the end.
>>157147079GONE GOTTENKABOOM
Sebbo talking to himself hours
>>157147081/cric/ is for the discussion of cricket, sorry
>>157147757Sorry, my bad.
>West Indies cricketer Shamar Joseph has faced severe allegations of sexual misconduct, including multiple accusations of rape and sexual assault.>Caribbean media reported that 11 women, including a teenager, had come forward with accusations of sexual misconduct and assault, with some alleged incidents dating back to 2022 and 2023.I thought this nibba was done, but he's still playing. lol.
>>157148310KABOOM
>>157148310>>157147418KABOOM>>157148385x
>>157146725win OR lose, this is their jam>>157141759
Fixed the leaky left carb on the ol' v8 coward engshitters could never
noice! guess how many horsies I have in my ride...>850
Phwoarrr ngl i'd paul walker meself if i drove summit with that many 'orsies
The Seventh Seal is the first film in years to really make me think
What'd it make you think of?
>>157151237Why I was wasting my time watching movieslop
>Hundred attendances 18% down — despite bigger stars and fresh branding
>>157151509they wont care if viewership in india is up significantly
>>157148499>>157148385Out of the loop, what does Kaboom mean?
>>157151842its what happened to Indian izzat after getting whitewashed by ireland
ashes test in indiaafl in indiaabsolute state lmao
>>157152102ashes test is such a dud idea since indians hate test cricket and dont care about cricket that isnt featuring indians
not really sure what the endgame of either is too. you make more selling out perth stadium or the mcg than you do eden gardens
>>157152136its the reason theyre so desperate for day night games too - aligning with the indian timezoneits all so shortsighted and idiotic
just had a dream where i was batting in a casual game and doing ok until the other players gave the ball to some longhaired berk who just stood still at his end and bowled underarm at me repeatedly like he was trained to do that one thing, and could get a lot of speed. eventually i can't stop the ball striking my thigh on the full but they can see i haven't walked off yet, so one of them comes up to me and it turns out they're australians "yeah you're out mate, that's lbw ". i replied you just sent on some guy who repeatedly bowling underarm and could do it like a gattling gun now i sort of know how the kiwis felt in 1981 and just as i knew that he'd retort with like "all your players feel like kiwis mate" i woke up.
thinking about about The Seventh Seal
>>157151509kek
>>157152422
>>157151509Guess they should rename it to the 72 iykwim haha
>>157152727Meant 82. Fuck. Gonna go kms myself
>>157152727>>157152735
Jamboy having another one of his 2am seethes I notice
>>157152735man you really fucked up that was going to get a lot of (you)s if you double-checked the maths before posting
any retardmen?
I dont want to toil anymore bros
>>157152727I actually don't know what you mean, what does that number represent?
The slopdred
>>157152881Right here mate ama
>>157152727haha ikwym haha iykwim haha>>157152735pickle iykwim haha
>Hundred attendances 18% down from 2025short format bros... did we fly too close to the sun with this one?
>>15715299418% down? they should rename it to the 82 haha
idgi
>>157153000
>>157153000KEK
>>157153000Now THAT'S a good one
>>157152994>down 18% since 2025They should name it the zachys hairline league
>>157153000best post this year
>>157153000lmaoLMAO
I thought of the joke earlier but didn't think it was worth posting
I thought of the hundred but didn't think it was worth creating
>convict trying to steal (credit)So tiresome
>>157153429based aflx enjoyer
didn't say it was my post retard
>Homer's Odyssey nah for me it's Abe's Odyssey tbphwyl
*chants and mind controls you*
>>157153591wtf this is just like one of my wet dreams
>>157153613No, but Steven Ejaculate
>>157153621iykwim haha
whats funny is micks started to catch bans in /alf/ for using his catchphrases
the last 2 "bans" he caught were just warnings champ
third strike youre out champ
does anyone in /cric/ have a catchphrase?
nothing cheaper than something free
thinking about starting to say third strike youre out champ
reckon simply 'your out champ' has potential
>>157153840"Well, here's to you Mrs Robinson"
>>157153840"That's not my wainscoting!!"
>>157152102>>157152109>>157152136>>157152174Australians having a tough time understanding that they are side characters and India is the real main character. Kekekek
>>157154030you're out champ
>>157154285GOTTEM
>>157154285Bodied that freak.
Pavement
went beach. having some cold brew.https://youtu.be/72akJPh6DcM
rewatching The Seventh Seal (1956
>>157152109>indians hate testtrue they love carbs and soi
gf
>>157155434this guy posts a new gf every week
>>157153000>Quads to rub it in
>>157155798Meant trips. i might actually have to get tested
watching the 100
We lost (again)
>>157156909>that adbut whit replacement is just a conspiracy theory goy
Zachy mate you going to Yorkshire vs Pears in York on Wednesday? x
>PAK going 39/7 at the end of their first innings>WI currently 89/6 in their second with a lead of 118Yep
>>157158029Eh, it's more about the political conditions back home. If they fix it, more Nepalese would choose not to stay in Straya. Hopefully things improve, but its unlikely. Recently somebody set themselves on fire because the police towed their motorcycle for parking illegally. We're a country of tards.
alf
>>157155872kek youre a mess mate
>>157161332product of a more innocent time. imagine how this would be treated in current australia
27th January 2027, 6pm Marvel Stadium if anybody wants to catch up and become eligible for a disability support pension
because one hour talking to you would turn anyman's brain into mush lmao
>>157161468Didn't Aussies lynch Indian students during those times?https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-16297316
>>157162034Kek. Can't believe shit like this happens irl
>>157161843wont catch me ever stepping foot in pricktoria
more like Cucktoria KEK
oh nonono
days until cricket returns?
66 days to ace combat 8 not sure about cricket
feels like just a month or so ago that it was 100 days to go
yep that sounds about right mate
eh, ive been wrong about these things in the pastprobably best to fact check it
alri' lads
*farts in your face*
thought about this post at work today and started giggling >>157153000
>>157162523fact deboonkeda month ago it was 96 days left not 100verdict: falsethis fact check brought to you by pfizer
>>157162584hate it when that happens when you're in a situation where laughter's inappropriate
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/trial-begins-for-auckland-man-tiedan-huo-accused-of-school-shooting-threats-triggering-waiuku-college-lockdown/BNGNI57HFVEPTKL7NLP2HQZNOE/
>naming schools in a language of a people which never had anything like that conceptwhen will this meme endit's as silly as calling tribes nations
what happened to countysperg?
>>157163435give him time, those posts surely aren't constructed quickly. did you know he types each and every one out in full? all by himself, doesn't have a team working on it or anything
>>157152994ummm… 18% down? they should rename it to the 82 haha ..yh¿
hahalove a good math joke. also love jokes about short format cricketticks all the boxes
>>157163456booooo
>>157163456keKkk>>157163467>>157163471x
Found Bards instagram page ladshttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DayGlP0Mnhn/
>>157163479>>157163480
https://youtu.be/K7PfoqWMUvMgotta go x
come to /afl/ sebbo we need an injection blood of feral blood into our general
>>157163307could say this about english too lad
thought I'd actually try to do something instead of ranting online and joined the labor party 9 months ago. legit all that I've received is spam emails and any invitation to one (1) """branch meeting""" (a bunnings sausage sizzle for the branch chairman's roller hockey team). absolute state. might have to do the needful and join the gr*ens at this rate
Typical Sebbo trying to steal other people's jokes because he's creatively bankruptStick to the 72 why don't you pal
that was a different yank, potentially nepalbro but i've also got the feeling recently that we might have a third yank in our midst
>>157163665applied for one nation yet mate
>Labor partyAusyanks are something else
apparently named when it seemed like all anglophone nations were going to swap to the yank spelling and they didn't want to be stuck with the wrong spelling and so ended up being stuck with the wrong spelling
jim e brown hosting rage this weekend as reddit as he is I'm tipping a good run of mancunian tracks
pakistan need 211 to win could be a fun chase lads
good start for pakistan... 25-3 kek
>exciting finish to a test match happening>/cric/ sleeps SICK OF IT
i'm too busy finish to thoughts of phoebe testing and matching my endurance in bed iykwim haha
>>157163480Very good informative video desu
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
Idgi
Wew
Think our 2s will need 4 wins from our last 7 to stay up, which will be a pretty tough ask given our current win rateHave devised an ingenious strategy of fielding at slip and snapping my fingers when the ball beats the outside edge, conning the umpire into thinking the batswielder has edged behindOnly problem is that I don't think any of our bowlspeople are actually good enough to beat the outside edge
pakistan are right fucked 50-5
Bard thoughts on the clicking finger scandal?
>We'll have a pooview thanks
I still dgi
Good Greaves
Business idea>4 day work week to increase Test attendance>Only have a grandstand and the rest are grass banks so families can enjoy a picnic
/cric/ Represent
POOLAPSE
Why does that look like a butt?
>>157165961can a single man not enjoy a picnic anymore?
ZESTYESTY
should I start playing cricket professionally or would I become bored?
>>157166093Single men need to be hunted for sport
>>157166120whatcha doin rabbi iykwim haha
Ooh lala
>>157166117Give it a god m8, what's the worst that can happen?
>CackistanNot sure if match fixing or just shit
ANOTHER ONE
Losing to Grimdies isn't half as bad as losing to Direland
Um sweaty, Windies just won a series against Sri Lanka. Check your privilege
>Bes there
UPROOTED
>>157166364Deathrattle
>>157166347Protected species btw
Is Azam retarded? Take a single off the first ball and exposes the tail. Real statpadder bullshit.>>157166376Why are you not at the ground?
>>157166386>Implying I'm not shitposting in the stadium
Cousin Itt?
>>157166403Is Chase ZESTY irl?
congratulations windiesbros :)
Grim
>Seales let's Babar score a 4 so Abbas faces the next over.Is it based or cringe?
5-Day test bros? Our response?
PAKISTAN CROSS A HUNDRED
Cricket needs a string windies test team
>>157166607Yeah mate
Abbas is kinda based desu. Gives zero fucks
>>157166675You mean he's AbBASED
If Azam wasn't so cowardly, Pakistan would've been in a decent position for a victory
Wtf that's a foul
Moral defeat for us desu
>Less than 100 runs to winIt's over Windies.
>Made it to TeaMORAL VICTORYORALVICTORY
Grimdies
GG EZ
>English club cricket has been rocked by extraordinary cheating allegations after footage appeared to show a slip fielder clicking his fingers to imitate the sound of an edge, with the controversy now prompting a formal investigation.kek we used to do this with this one umpire who was fucking hopeless, worked way too often too
>>157165874Well it's certainly not cricket (in a figurative sense - in a literal sense, it's indisputably cricket)A particularly egregious example of the cheating which always has, and always will, plague the amateur gameLike when my own teammates insist on repeatedly giving me out LBW against these shit spinners, for example
>>157167784Saw those ballbag-faced cunts on the Grade Cricketer laughing it off and justifying it this way tooReveals something fundamental about the Australian mindset
Best bat in my team is a young lad who's just turned 18, just finished at one of the tarq schools with a very good cricketing pedigreeOn Saturday he didn't walk after getting accused of feathering one behind, and all of these angry blokes were in his face shouting at him, calling him a cheating cunt, saying he needed to get off the pitchWas a bit worried at how he might react seeing as he's privately educated and therefore soft, but fortunately it didn't seem to phase him
>>157167800not sure where it says its illegal to snap your fingers
>>157167879This also reveals something fundamental about the Australian mindsetNot all that's legal is moralIt's like the Jonny Bairstow incident all over again
just watched the grade chaditors short vid on it. they really summarise all my thoughts welltheres outplaying an opposition and then theres outplaying an opposition
>play a Hindu /strongmind/ (TageNARAYAN CHADRAPAL)>winWhen will the Windians learn this eternal lesson? Tagenarayan keeping the brickwall spirit of the crusher of convicts the great Cheteshwar Pujara alive and wellJAI SHRI RAMJAI SHRI KRISHNAOM NAMA SHIVAYA
Also noticed the subhuman engshitters disgraced themselves again with yet anothet cheating scandal. This is why Vickram Digwa did nothing wrong - he knew he couldn't trust the engshitter in his vicinity and so acted blamelessly in pre-emptive self-defence
Whitewashed by Ireland
are india the most overrated team on the planet?
>Jai Moondra>bornRajasthan, India, that is Bharat>religionHindu>mindStrong>lessonLearned
>engshitter media calling the clickgate engshitter "clicky ponting"Kek gotta hand it to them trying to subtley shift the narrative to dirty rotten cheating convicts
>>157167996if all that's legal is moral he'd be jonny fairgo iykwim haha
>micksperg arguing his infamous Olympic skateboarding posts were not illegal just immoral
>antimickspergsperg still seething his lies were deboonked with just 2 hovers of the mouse
>he frequently checks out that nuked thread in the archives
So it's all but confirmed that Bard is actually Clicky Ponting?
>he can't into the idea that it's possible to remember two timestamps not matching up
mickhead ip hops all the time so even if the deletion time is different that just means the little tranny rat nonce reset his router to keep posting paedophilic nonsense
going to send some emails today reckon I might even attend a teams call
>>157169542based me. pub at 4pm across the road though. wednesday afterall.
>>157169661lifeblood of the economy
melie smith
>>157168831> posted this is the commonwealth games threadzachy expsoed
>>157170111me on the right iykwim haha
Wait, Pakistan lost, lol. Fuck me, they must be proper shite.
>>157170651theyre Hindu adjacent
haven't had indian food in ages and couldn't care lessreally should take them up on their offer to let them take their food with them if they leave
Love cricket!
>>157170758haha yea cool mate anyway could I get a combination fried rice and 6 wontons with sweet and sour sauce cheers
*clicks fingers*
OFF YOU FUCK MATE BACK TO THE PAVILLION WITH YA
>>157170758think of all the uber drivers you would lose!
I would be absolutely delighted if uber eats ceased to exist tbqhwy
strict door doordash man like my father before me
My Indian roommate never cooks and orders Doordash for every meal. Only time he doesn't is when he goes out to eat. Also there's no leftovers in the fridge so he finishes it all. Not sure if he's been doing OMAD though. Thank you for reading my blog.
probably a good way for him to make friends
True. I cook everyday and only meet people once a month. Gotta spend money to make friends I guess.
only thing free in life is death and taxes
might appropriate that catchphrase
what does nathan smith actually do?
He does Nathan iykwim haha
he's an actor m8
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