SERIE A MATCHDAY 1>Saturday, August 22, 202618:30 Udinese – Como18:30 Infami – Monza20:45 Parma – Cagliari20:45 Genua – Napoli>Sunday, August 23, 202618:30 Venezia - Lecce18:30 Frosinone - Juventus20:45 Torino - Milan20:45 Atalanta - Sassuolo>Monday, August 24, 202618:30 Bologna – Lazio20:45 Roma - FiorentinaPrevious >>157075513Reminder the nerv logo is under a fig(c) leaf, implying that there are secrets layers behind the history of calcio
-7h and 28m until the Juventus plays
>i dont like it so it has to wrong/fakeAlso does /seriea/ listen to punk?
>>157121682Link to the quote where Keita says "He is a big Bbilan fan"?Or was that just another one of those irresistible bbilanarcissistic impulses to make things up?They call him Le Half Truth ManHalf a promise, half a planHe speaks in fables, sells them wholeEach sentence with a hidden toll
negru
hello pls any wingers for sale pls anyone
>>157121906there's Lmao availablehow flies the milan with him
>>157121682i exclusively listen to techno, fats waller and lilali by kim kay
>animeholy fucking CRINGE
>>157121906Cambiaso can play as a winger, 25m and he's yours :)what about a Zhegrova + Nonceicao package for the incredible price of 15m
>>157121682time to raid the argie league for some obscure talento
new shitalian humiliation is up
Fuck it, convinced 2 frens to come along. Going to have a tough time to keep the more publicly unacceptable slander names out of my mouth.
>>157121958I love techno (overmono and mischluft currently) but not all the time>>157122319?
>>157122209time to tallit up
>A statement from Fenerbahçe categorically denies rumours of a possible transfer for Leão to Turkey: “The reports circulating in the media today regarding our club’s interest in the player Rafael Leão are false. The rumours that we have tabled a total offer of around 100 million euros, including the transfer fee and wages, for the player are untrue. No such offer has been made to either the player or his club. We urge our supporters not to give credence to speculative claims and rumours that seek to divert attention, passing off non-existent transfer deals as true or focusing on players who do not feature in our plans. This statement is issued for the public’s information.”
>JUST IN. EXCLUSIVE. BREAKING. Openda to join Lyon on loan. EXCL and confirmed.Won’t be seeing or slandering OpendAss tonight :)
>>157122789>loan with option to buy to a bankrupt clubwhat did they mean by this
kino is up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9fgFt-Ibik
>>157122830I wonder, which Serie A player would walk out with the kino-est bag?And I think we all know which /seriea/ poster would walk out with the worst picks, but who would pick the best ones? I’d put a pretty penny the Italo with the lesbian friend.
>>157122874Unironically our Hans although I've lost track where he plays now
I would say the italianon that watches a lot of hammer movies would have the best picks. Followed by me and with a big gap d*ccio
I only watch incest indian movies, I have the best taste
>>157121605>might miss it due to going to cinemaSborring
I’m only interested in films that have been overlooked, panned or shunned by the critical establishment, because critics are an extension of eunuchism as they end up assessing their own toothache
who pissed off this eunuch?
freedom of speech discorders fuck you
>>157122984Yes we know you watch that uwe boll movie you dont have to tell us
>>157123063name me a single bad movie by uwe boll
>>157123031Don't bother with the spaz. He's one of the classic attention seekers that just likes to stir shit for (You)s, something which is unfortunately way too common on multiple boards
>you have to post the way I LIKE because I am a pathetic DISCORDER and if you don't you are a SPAZ or a SCHIZO
Kolo Muani SOON
>On July 24, Andrea Agnelli filed an application through his legal representatives with the TAR of Lazio in order to set a hearing date and thereby resume his pending appeal against the FIGC’s decision to ban him, following the favourable ruling by the European Court of Justice
>>157123185Found the Al Shabaab fan
>https://www.linkiesta.it/2026/07/pirlo-ct-nazionale-russa/
>>157123203>article with no bylineinto the trash it goes, peddler
a bbilan legend is a putin supporter? no way! What's next, are you going to tell me that bbilan's legendary bbresident silvio bberlusconi was also a putin supporter?!?!
Any other pop-up to add???
>>157123172Interesting team
>>157123172athekamilan
>Andrea Pirlo and the "bloody rubles," controversy already swirling over the new coach: the contract with the sponsor in Russia and the accusations from Kiev>Zelensky vs. Pirlo feudI didn't see it coming
>>157123312I was hoping to see chukwueze as a wingback
are you pro or against shrinkflation
sharkingflation
>>157122209yet you immediately recognized the logo is from animecurious
STOMP STOMP CLAPSTOMP STOMP CLAP
Great Pavlovic assist kek
>bbilan
Maybe amorim won't save us
twinkgods.... did we get to cocky?
Im not looking at the push notifications from football app
Milan Futuro Nazionale? Secured
Post slags now
>Ossola is not ready, Kostic is not ready>Comotto is ready but needs to be polished>Torriani is awful>Athekame and Bartesaghi can't dribble to save their lives>How is Pavlovic a starter kek
>Hamerdon>Lemerd>SborrariHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>157124845Many push notifications from the indeed and linkedin apps and emails from headhunters are keeping your lockscreen occupied?
Camarda bros!
>The Markmann track is heating up A danejeet CB pairing should scare everybody
rigore paa amorim
who can realistically stop Camarda in scotland?
Fuck, “TwinkedIn” was right there for the taking
Why are people saying he's balding? His hair looks amazing
>SkyItalia begging FIA to investigate Norris for whatever reason>Hamilton gets investigated instead lole
>>157125529Been there done that
>Diomande to Halal
Amplifico mufa
Can we get a pulse check on the haters?
Kosticbros futuro is ours
>Nottingham Forest submitted second offer for Givairo Read as new right back from Feyenoord. Understand the proposal is worth €20m package with player open for the move, personal terms not an issue. [Watford Fan Fabri]Wasn’t he rumored to be going to Buyern/City lole
>samefagging and losing your shit over a summer friendlybbilanfags are such a bunch of /weakmind/ losers, no wonder their biggest icon (Maldini) was a juvefag
>>157125688>>157125729holy based
>bbilanista work himself into a shoot
Freedom of speech or something
More like freedom of speech impediment
/biz/ idea for the schizo once he ban evades: loli/guro/scat images with each and every schizo post of his.You can find them on sankakucomplex, rule34 (preferably rule34xxx) or if you want to stick to 4chan just browse /h/
>Milan plays>Camarda plays a perfect game>jj/inter shizo goes crazyAnd the season hasnt even started yet!
>>157126218Opinions on the Discord reporting the spammer?
A perfect game for a perfect hairline! #generational
Fuck MongadaHe filled our academy with niggersFuck 3atbProvincial garbageAttacking football my assThis is counterattack ngubu shite
kek @ the gypsy getting racemogged by negru bvlls
>>157126270>He filled our academy with niggershe has simply aligned the standard with that of the team's supporters
New Jonathan D4vd sketches are up
>>157126295Shut the fuck up cringelord
This, shut the fuck up or face the Albanian Avengers
I hate 3atb so muchPossession attacking football? Witg 2 CMs?Fuck off just fuck offThat is a bunch of fucking crock if I've ever seen itBring back the 4-3-1-2 you fucking clowns
>>157126363allnegru’s taking the paint off your shanty town this season and you’ll qualify to play on thursdays again (the conference this time)and there's nothing you can do about it
>>157126399The bald eagle is obviously Camerda
Isn't it a bit early to be playing summer friendlies when there's a long Champions League season ahead?
The jokes write themselves, als Luik is a shithole. But the thought that any one of the Belgians I see around can by OUR Belgian is a comforting thought
>BREAKING: KENAN YILDIZ HANDS IN SHOCK TRANSFER REQUEST TO JUVENTUS>In a stunning development that has sent shockwaves through Italian football, Kenan Yildiz has reportedly submitted an official transfer request to Juventus, following what sources describe as a heated and irreparable fallout with head coach Luciano Spalletti and members of his coaching staff.>According to Romeo Agresti, an insider close to the situation, tensions had been building behind closed doors for weeks before finally exploding during a private meeting at the club's training facilities. Witnesses claim the discussion quickly escalated into a fierce argument, leaving the relationship between the player and the coaching staff beyond repair.>The core of the dispute is believed to revolve around Yildiz's ongoing tendonitis problem. Reports suggest that Spalletti repeatedly urged the young star to undergo surgery immediately, believing it would allow him to recover in time to be fully fit for the upcoming season, even if it meant missing the start of preseason preparations.>However, Yildiz allegedly rejected the proposal, insisting on pursuing a more conservative rehabilitation program. The disagreement reportedly became increasingly personal, with both sides refusing to compromise.>Club officials are said to be deeply concerned by the situation and are now working behind the scenes in an attempt to avoid a complete breakdown. Nevertheless, multiple reports indicate that Yildiz has made it clear he no longer sees his future in Turin and wants to leave the club as soon as possible.>Should the transfer request be accepted, several European giants are already rumored to be monitoring the situation closely, with Premier League and Turkish clubs expected to enter the race for one of football's brightest young talents.>As of now, neither Juventus nor Yildiz's representatives have issued an official statement regarding the reports.
LOL.
Shitalians unironically think 883 Gli Anni refers to the 1980s
real niggardly hours
reminder JJ is playing
>>157128102after that Basel friendly I’m good
>>157128122you sure?
>>157128177jesus christ
>>157128177>full zingari attack
>>157128177I don't think I'm mentally prepared for a full season under Sborretti
vinicius to arselel, conceicao to madrid heard it here first
>Castro>not negru>not LWwhy would gaspememe want him?
>>157128177>douglas luizunironically forgot that guy existed
>>157129240What about Arthur
>Juventus are exploring the option of signing Lucas ChevalierGetting rid of DiGre to sign French DiGre
>fiorentina submit formal offer for jJ full-back Joao Mario
>>157129325>hey, we're having trouble signing this (shit) striker from a club that won't budge on the asking price, how about we lowball them again and try to sign their (shit) goalkeeper too?masterfully done horneyvalley >we should definitely waste 3 mercato sessions hopelessly trying to sign him
goal
zhegrova-esque miss
>Crawly_possessed to Liberpool for €50mt. shit sources
>>157129289who
Oh shit I just saw we're still playingHow did Licina do? Any other Jj meme babies did well?
>>157129747>How did Licina do?meme tricks into losing the ball
>>157129759So Zhegrova except we might trick someone into paying 20m for it, instead of paying the 20m ourselves?
>>157129747gud match from Durmisi, Licina lots of terrible tricks but that's okayAdzic beyond terrible
>>157129773>Adzic beyond terribleM-Maybe Sballet was right...
>>157129800I mean he's the one who crashed his hopes and dreams so
>>157129772I wish, but non pacey wingers are dead in 2026
pacey wingari
Pacey Whiggari
Ok we won, now I'll be sborring since we don't have any Jj match for another month which is exactly when Serie A returns
Jj mercato has been assThe ass in question:
They better lock Robert Pattinson as lead/main character for Physint as soon as possible because holy fuck
>>157129380It’s really bad, they don’t seem to understand that getting players in for a preseason and not having them join on August 29th is worth paying the extra €5m
Internet must not be working at your homes since I'm not seeing any Jj-related rumors being posted today ahah, no worries I'll check again tomorrow morning hopefully everything is fixed :)
Back from the stadium, wasn't the prettiest one but hey at least >we won, seeing the Kalunegru and especially the Cumbiaso crosses with my own eyes made it grimmer than ever. Boga was pretty shit too, but hey, no hours gained on me.
Oh also someone asked me to take a picture of Kalunegru so here he is, in flesh and bones, alongside Ricina. It's blurry but my accuracy isn't bad, it's just Davidesque.
>>157131430>RicinaVery malleable nickname!
> JUST IN: Randal Kolo Muani is getting closer to returning to Juventus. (Bomb Emoji, Fire Emoji) New contacts over the weekend, and between today and tomorrow, are expected to bring the two sides closer to an agreement. The aim is to close the deal as soon as possible. [Moretto]Kolo Muani News & Update’s
>>157131624>(Bomb Emoji, Fire Emoji)Who are these players? Roles?
Peak Wallonia with the mining stuff in the background
/biz/ idea: Il Calcio Che Vorrei audiobook narrated by Ralph Ineson
>>157132055>belgio banner
new CP kino trailer is up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79GPZSQHBk
i came back from partying. i will tell a secret. i played video game which has proxy chat. i played with two girls and one of them was bubly extrovert and laughing muchi played well and we won. it was a wierd asmr experience. women are so op
What toppings, cheese and sauce would you use for a Alessandro Del Piero pizza?
>The trip to Moscow and the publicity for Russian betting: Pirlo and the Russian case, now Malagò is considering not hiring himlmao pirlovsky
>>157128177Estaben cambiaso still plays? Damn good for him.
ynr bruno fernandes udinese arc
>>157132055For thine pure Wallonia! Huh-ruuu!
Good morning!>Amorim spoke to Sky Sport: "Camarda will stay with us. I believe a lot in him and in the young players working with us. I don't want to focus on individuals, but what I can say is that Camarda will be staying with us this season."Camarda spoke to Sky Sport: Two goals today. An unforgettable day? "I'm really happy, but it's only the beginning. They were two great goals, especially the second one after an outstanding pass from Chukwu. But that's already in the past. I'm already thinking about what's next. In football, yesterday is quickly forgotten what matters is what you do today.">Newcastle are set to submit an offer for Tomori.AC Milan and Chelsea are interested in Gerard Martín. AC Milan are prepared to increase their offer from €20m to €35m.>Al AlGharafa have finalized the deal to sign Ismael Bennacer from AC Milan on a free transfer.
>>157136722I even remember bruno fernandes novara arc
>Investigation into the sale of the San Siro stadium: those under investigation include Christian Malangone, general manager of Milan City Council; Giancarlo Tancredi, councillor for Urban Planning from late 2021 to summer 2025, who resigned due to his involvement in the investigation into urban planning management; Simona Collarini, a municipal executive; Ada Lucia De Cesaris, a lawyer who served as Councillor for Urban Planning from 2011 and is a consultant for Inter; Fabrizio Grena, another consultant for Inter; Giuseppe Bonomi and Marta Spaini, both consultants for Milan; Alessandro Antonello and Mark Van Huuksloot, respectively CEO of Inter between 2018 and 2025 and a senior executive at Inter. Some of those under investigation are accused of bid-rigging, whilst others are accused of disclosing official documents.
>Lazio are still pushing to sign Levante striker Carlos E/sp/i
>>157137007real san luca, reggio calabria hours
>>157121518My favorite bands are PFM and Area, which team should I start rooting for?
>a very big portion of the Juventus fanbase is asking for Spalletti sacking and Allegri back
>>157137835Don't bother with Italian football, it's rotten to the core and only feeds criminals
>>157137835La Viola
>>157137835any team thiago motta is coaching or la viola
I would go to Berlin.
Notice how he'd go anywhere except where the white people are. Going for low-tier brownies like the Pakistanian (currently getting railed by other South Asian people) is his only choice, as actual regular white people would never entertain the idea of holding a conversation with a terrone sfinter-supporting brown chud
>>157138610How was you Saturday evening? I heard even the mere sight of you on the streets forces the Nonnas and Zias to stay indoors
>>157138610Pie chart of which of those attributes contribute most and least to the Yasmina Khan’s of the world attraction to him?
>>157138610I told ya, he will marry a filipino woman in 5 years
>Roma have signed Castro: the agreement in principle with Bologna is €30 million fixed plus €5 million in bonuses.
>>157138976Kolo Muani for 50m with just 1 (ONE) goal scored last season is an infinitely better deal :)t.Carnevali and Sborretti
>>157138990Haggling for those extra 5m, delaying the other necessary operations make this even much more worth it!
https://x.com/chunktrunk2/status/2081163257604108581This but it's me with all of the /serieass/ posters dogs
>>157138851This ackshually made me think for a second... I do tend to get more attention from brownies than crackas. I think that's a general rule though, all of the barbarian races want to be us or want to sleep with us, its natural selection.
gm frasfeeling a bit tired from yesterday
>>157139068That's because you're as dark as they are
Wait Kimpembe is still playing, I thought he retired years ago>free transferCarnevali do it
>>157139224Fuck it, get Upamerdano on board tooListe(tm)posting is going to save /seriea/
>>157136054lets hire the guy who gets paid by the same people who pay islamists in our backyard then lmao>>157139224dont make jokes about that fra
>FIGC has just realised that Pirlo has been promoting a Russian betting brand>even though the news had been out for monthsSomeone from the San Luca brotherhood in Reggio Calabria has lifted the phone
>elmasthe winner of one whole scudetto is a fucking retard lmao
>Arsenal offering 120mil for Lautaro
>>157139334Seems like too much just to humilliate an argentinian
just saw a new marmot videovery cute
https://www.instagram.com/marmot_muraFor me, it’s that Japanese marmot sanctuary
Siparietto gold of the century 2nite Tamberus
>#Inter, negotiations for #Romero break deadlock: initial enquiries made to buy the Fiat 124 Coupé in which he ran over Meroni
>>157139402top kek
>getting told by the Anglos that your children are too fat (to play calcio in the streets)Humiliation ritual
>>157139494what readings did the Jimmy Savile-o-meters record in the BBC newsroom whilst covering this story?
Giovanni Carnevallecano
The hungarian anthem is pretty gud
Stop this Kolo Muani tomfoolery, 1 Van Persie Jr. please Mr. Carnevals
>FerrariHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
piastrigods keep winning
Ferrari (bbilan team) getting smoked by GODstappen? Wow I didn't know that
*squats tactically*
>>157140862Welcome to the club, melting Fabio Quagliarella
My Cousin Vinny Italian (1992)
>>157140059where was rocchi then?
Karlsruher (3-5-2): Bernat; Jung, Kobald, Franke; Pinto Pedrosa, Zor, Wiethaup, Wanitzek, Ofli; Fukuda, Broschinski. All. Senft.Inter (3-5-2): J. Martinez; Bisseck, Bovio, Carlos Augusto; Luis Henrique, Barella, A. Stankovic, Mkhitaryan, Marello; P. Esposito, Iddrissou. All. Chivu.
van den Elpastashut
>>157141560why every /bundes/ team has a jap player?
>>157141560How many knocks on the VAR room door does it take to get a desirable referee here?
Cry more
>>157141697chuds are anime lovers
>>157141697They need someone to clean up the tennis balls thrown from the stands
>Cry moreWhy are you describing your fanbase during our 9 scudetti-in-a-row run?
FORZA FERRARI KOSOVO IS ALBANIA!!!!
>Hamilton>FerrarikekKEK
-5 s for jJ
>>157141665I’d eat spaghetti alle vongole with him if you know what I mean
If it were a dish that Belgians liked, it would be spaghetti alle congole
Once had an amazing ‘ghetti alle vongole in Knokke, the sort of meal you think back to even years later.
wtf belgians have strand-type beaches?!
Knokke Knokke, who's there?
>>157142622
>>157142650
humiliation ritual
>they can't even beat some german farmersyep it's Roma's year
Pirlo's Safari's
Pirlo the russian shill will not coach the national team, Malagò changed his mind
la gazzetta di san luca
The smear campaign by the San Luca brotherhood against Maldini to put Gonde or the fennel in charge is fully underway
