Fat Man Sky Burial ~ Nuclear Yushion EditionLast day approaching! Remember to pray to your god of choice for your favorite rikishi's health and wellness!>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dThread that is gone, but not forgotten: >>157116705
First for Kirishima
i claim this thread
still superior than any danfag thread
>>157122958I can't tell who found that funnier, Kyokutenho or Kisenosato.
Tomorrow there will be three (3) makushita fighters in juryo. That surely can't be normal, right?
>>157123018They're generally promotion matches to see if they can earn their spot. It's a thing they've been doing for a little while now.
>>157122900Yes, yes, as in, Yokozuna tier. Danfags and atomic meatballs win again.
>>157123018It happens plenty of times.
Newspaper article of that guy, Asanokiri, losing because of his mawashi falling down. You can see a bit of his ass there. He retired the next year with his highest at Sandanme and worked at a supermarket while his opponent at that match, Chiyohakuho, eventually reached maegashira, received an ACL injury while fighting Kisenosato and got thrown back at Juryo, eventually resigning due to a match fixing scandal. He runs a bar now. Life is beautiful, isn't it?
If you genetically engineered the perfect rikishi in a lab, it would look like Atamifuji
>>157123164atamifuji is barely above manlet height though
>>157122900How come Dan upsets you so badly?
Niggatame bros....not like this....
> umm it's only a 12-3 with no zuna it ain't yushozuna ehhhNiggas are getting uppity again. It's gonna be a 12-3JY with two 13-2 yushos following it. Don't say I didn't warn you.
>Shishi doesn't think and loses when denied mawashi grip.>Shishi starts to think and does sloppiest henka only to lose in 3 secondsWhat do.
Danbros I think Atamifuji is way too fucking fat for Dan to beat with his bum ankle....
How do I differentiate the glorious Japanese rikishi worthy of cheering for and the filthy Mongols without looking it up?
>>157124142>not being able to just see the difference
>>157124095Aonishiki has to pull some ultra instinct-tier shit if he wishes to defeat Atamilardo
>>157123164enter
>>157124142A good amount of Mongs have names that end in ma, short for uma which means horse, and use that kanji in their name. Chiyoshoma and Oshoma for example.
>>157123164Hakuho once said Shodai has the perfect sumo body.
>>157124611Giga-Atamifuji after you get him to lvl 70 and use a Chanko Stone on him
>>157124142They're darker and their eyes are more evil on average, .If seeing their actual name makes you wanna kill yourself, it's a Mongol. If it makes you wanna kill yourself slightly less, it's a Tuvan. If it sounds Japanese, it's Japanese. If it says the nigga's Chinese but the name sounds like an evil incantation, they're from Inner Mongolia.If it siinds liik yiir tiingie is biing pit thriigh i chiis griiter, it's a Ukrainian, but you already knew that.It's easy.
>>157124690Too bad its attached to the brains of Shodai
>>157124638>A good amount of Mongs have names that end in ma, short for uma which means horsewtf I love Mongolian rikishi now
>>157124708If it sounds Japanese it might be Korean.
>>157124872>Ama/Harumafuji>Oshoma>Chiyoshoma>Kiribayama/KirishimaWho else?
Hoshoryuma
>>157124638>>157124872>>157125104these are on banzuke for nagoya
>>157125990
>>157125104>Arauma (荒馬)>Tokisoma (時蒼馬)>Hakuba (白馬)There are probably a few more I missed.
>>157125990> Wakanofuji
>>157125104Kirishitma has never used the horse kanji in his shikona. Yama means mountain and shima means island.
>>157126158The guy was slaying until he got injured. People thought he and Asahi would be the next big dog Mongs in Makuuchi.
>>157126191You forgot about Kiribayama, which does include 馬.
>霧馬山Oh damn my mistake, I'd assumed you were saying the "ma" was at the end of the word and not the "ba" reading.Fun fact about that, the word "baka" (馬鹿) is the kanji for horse and deer. The saying goes that a baka is someone who can't tell a horse from a deer.
>>157126358I love little facts about Japanese like this, I wanna eventually know them all.
>>157120608
>>157126559>ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
>>157126559he's really lucky his knees didn't snap there
>>157122710This is edited, right?
>>157127189Yes, we had to make Shishi's muscles smaller otherwise people might think it's fake.
>>157126559Were those dick slaps really necessary?
>>157124095When he starts jacking off the spirits ghost cock I cried
>>157124095/OUR WIGGLEZEKI/
>>157126559https://youtu.be/eYDI8b5Nn5s?si=mXx6XFz110OYl7r2&t=39
why the fuck are there two threads right now
>>157127732Some dip made this thread a little too early. Finna post in it a few times to make it fuck off.
>>157127732>two threadsThree>whyBecause OP is a retard
Japan is not happy right now. Thousands protesting in the streets saying that Hoshoryu should not have been promoted to Yokozuna. Not looking good, Horsesisters...
>Hoshoryu intended to pull out days ago but remained purely to give Kirishima a fusen win towards his Yokozuna bidIt's not even lowkey conspiracy, this shit's just blatantly obvious.
>>157127732/sp/ is a sumo board
>>157128426To add to this, remember when Hoshoryu tried to injure Dan in practice? Dan is everything Hoshoryu wishes he was and he's absolutely fucking seething over it. I don't doubt that Ajigawa being part of the Isegahama ichimon is what's had such a positive effect on Atami, Yoshi, and Haku too since they're all similar ages and get on really well as a result. There's like this cold war going on between Mongolia and the Isegahama ichimon.I really don't like Hoshoryu.
>>157126559究極の一撃:機関銃パンチ!!
>>157122958>>157123008Probably Kyokutenho>>157126191>>157126264Yeah Kiribayama loosely translated to Misty Horse Mountain.>>157128426>>157128820Take your meds
So when does the makushita thousand men playoff start?In how many hours (roughly)?Please and thank you
>>157129300Bro it already happened, you missed it
>>157127942Wow, Japanese fans are vocal about this new basho and they're not happy. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signitures to have the Hosh forcefully retired. That obviously won't happen but it just shows how unhappy they are.
>>157129319anon wtf
>>157129300It's after juryou matches so around 8AM CET since at senshuraku everything starts a bit sooner because of playoffs, prize giveaways etc
>>157129455sauce or it didn't happen
>>157129561Wow, anons are vocal about this new post and they're not happy. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signitures to have the anon forcefully sauce. That obviously won't happen but it just shows how unhappy they are.
>>157129554So its between Juryo and Makushita?I should be fine to watch it live if soThank you anon
>>157129612juryou ends <you are here> makuuchi starts
>>157129620oh yeah fuck me i wrote makushita and meant makuuchiďakujem
>>157127942Japanese can shove a bento up their ass. Hoshoryu is a Yokozuna because he qualified as per the rules.
>>157129652Does more for sumo than the whole of JSA in a 100 years. JSA can follow the same bento advice.
Is KAZUMA's debut the biggest disappointment in grand sumo history?
>>157131303noKaz will be back and eventually make Komusubi or something eventually
>>157131303First time watching? Its not unusual at all. Makuuchi is a different beast from every other division. Kazuma is good, we know from his perfomance in juryo. Thats not an issue. Its just acclimation. Theres a reason Takerufuji was the first rookie to win a yusho in a century. Its typical to ease in to the division rather than crash through it. Thats rare.
>>157122637Actually, I don't think it'd be very fair if Utsuho Reiuji was included in these competitions.
>>157088032I'm looking forward to his juryo debut next basho.
>>157132317Tanji has the title of first and only rikishi to ever lose a match because he forgot he had one that day.
>>157132658Who would win if you failed to show up for your fusen win
>>157132658Based easygoing chad
>>157122637Hockey oi! Hockey oi! Ozummooooo!
>>157132658He gained an additional 10kg of good weight after that basho and is looking much more powerful than before, all without losing the agility that he depended on while as a mid-makushita regular. His KK streak in makushita joi to reach juryo has been very impressive, so I hope he can keep the streak going in the Aki basho.
Why did they let that one gyoji take the Pokémon sponsorship for his robes
>>157134337It was a collab for an entire basho, lots of kensho banners, multiple gyoji robes, and booths/displays in the kokugikan.
>>157134337>>157134402
Takanohana VS Musashimaru, 2001. We were ROBBED of this today...
>>157134337>>157134402>>157134416
>>157134431
Anybody else been playing the shit out of this? Got two rikishi up to Makuuchi already.
>>157134554Yeah it's good.
>>157134554what's with the AI font?
>>157134651the game was made with ai
>>157132074Dan crashed right through it like it was jonokuchi, straight up to the top
>>157134416>>157134402Interesting. I was kind of just joking because it looked like a pokeball. Didn't realize it actually was a pokeball
Well it was fun while it lasted, but last night was such an embarrassment he got demoted back down to Roga.
>>157134432A shamefur dispray...
>>157134802?
>>157134554Its way too easy. Its a forgone conclusion that you eventually just flood the sanyaku with your entire stable after a while.
We're not getting Makuuchi playoffs
>>157134922We are
>>157134922True that, that nigga's gonna wish he died in the trenches instead of the dohyo after Tatami's done with him.
>>157134432>>157134416for a sport that prides itself in being traditional it seems kind of hypocritical to dress up the gyoji in fuckin Pokemon attire
>>157134922nah Atamifuji's ass is too great for Dan's bum ankle
day 14 - daiseizan chiyoshoma
day 14 - kazuma tobizaru
>>157135100Money.Probably helps pokemon is such a large japanese icon, and they made an effort to keep the gyoji robes high quality and understated.
day 14 - asakoryu roga
day 14 - kotoeiho asanoyama
>>157135100pokemon is a national treasure and collaborations are far more common in japan than the west. It's not like they were super disrespectful or anything.
day 14 - abi fujiseiun
day 14 - ura mitakeumi
>>157135100Sumo and its rikishi have been sponsored by high profile businessmen since high profile businessmen have existed in Japan, especially after the dissolution of the shogunate where high profile businessmen were the only ones with enough status to do so.
day 14 - kinbozan oshoma
>>157134792the lion... receives his 11-4 in peace... then gets thrashed by mid-tier maegashiras and goes back to low end...
day 14 - gonoyama asahakuryu
> sumostats has a match duration stat next to the boutsneat
Koga-seasoned beef
>>157135100saying that while kensho mawashi and sponsor banners exist
day 14 - fujiryoga takanosho
day 14 - yoshinofuji takayasu
day 14 - atamifuji shishi
>>157135310That's gonna be Dan in a few hours....
day 14 - takerufuji aonishiki
day 14 - daieisho kotoshoho
>Dan will fall to Atamifuji>Kirishima will find some way to job to Zak No-Knees>Atamifuji will win the playoffEverything's coming up meatball
day 14 - onosato kotozakura
>>157134922Do they not do this camera anymore?
>>157135413Hallway/backstage cam only for NHK Grand Sumo Live I think, not sure about NHK on TV. Nagoya also has different angles than Tokyo obviously
Have they released the playoff schedule?
Sansho awards just got announced so I'll post the results here.Outstanding Performance Award goes to Fujinokawa if he wins today.Fighting Spirit Award goes to Atamifuji unconditionally, and Takayasu, Kotoeiho, Shishi, Takerufuji, and Fujiryoga if they win their matches today.Technique Award goes to Aonishiki unconditionally. >>157135672Lower division playoffs will start after the juryo matches have concluded. The 1st elimination matches for the makushita playoffs will be determined right after the sandanme playoffs are completed.
>>157135533
who's got the futagoy gotta go fast webm
i was told sumo is mostly popular with women are you girls
>>157135876I mean yeah obviously why else would I have an anime girl avatar haha
>>157135672please fujinokawa... clinch a KK fujinokawa... we can't let the glass shoulder be sanyaku...
>>157135759this webm always makes me lol
Holy shit the announcer's voice is dying and naruto is smirking like a motherfucker
>>157135970Our guy checking his watch with the stare of incredulity does it for me lol
>>157135970>the rikishi in the back covering his face>the saluting guard being confusedits perfect
>mfw the sissy-hypno mochi commercial comes on
It took me a lot of effort to find this but apparently the macaron color is set on a strict schedule of pink, green then gold and then repeating. So tonight we should see a big pink one if my info is correct
>>157136076There's so much I haven't noticed about this webm before, I've always just watched the shimpan>the guy in the purple vest>the Gyoji
>>157135876yeah
>>157136090Well, no matter what I'm definitely seeing a big pink one later tonight. Hopefully I can take home the Outstanding Performance prize too.
>>157136138
'Nojo edit
>>157136133Just like my chinese pornographic comic books
>>157136133oh my days those foids on the dohyo at the endamaterasu please smite them
>>157136086Remember about the essential mochi-tan watching, brother. #KirimochiWatch
>>157135876The only time I had the chance to attend a basho, I was surrounded in every direction by old dudes that looked unemployed and drunk.
enho kk
Manlet bros... We still got it!
>>157136237We are only watching anime with rikishi in it, Jakub
Possible Nishikigi intai with that loss.
tochitaikai looks like an asshole
>>157136383Your gut reaction to people developed over millions of years of evolution. Trust it.
>>157136403Cool it with the antisemitism.
>>157136383its alright bud we can't all be cool like me
>>157136411>My ASSHOLE ..... IS DONEgross
Hey guys, Hitoshi here
Hitoshi saves his ass from Makushita.
>>157136436kotoshoho trying to pass off the fish lip allegations. Not gonna' work, retard. Your fishy traits are uniquely yours.
>The absolute state of sumo address
Onosato looks like he just got bawled out by hakakku and doesn;t want to look at him :(
boring ahh unc
>>157136515Hakkaku wouldn't dare say shit to him directly as that would be an insult to Kisenosato as his stablemaster.
someone needs to nodowa that fucking bald yapping fuck and yeet him off the dohyo ASAP!!!
sanyaku rikishi now have to sit in their mawashi for good 2+ hours lol
explain to me whats happening now fags [spoiler]thank you girlies[/spoiler]
>>157136536Sato needs to change into his tsuna at least.
>>157136550That speech was the JSA Chairman Hakkaku talking about the state of sumo. It's a drab speech full of platitudes because on no planet would he be allowed to speak his mind as that would include words like "these Yokozuna" and "pieces of shit".
a fucking mono-ii to start the night
Kazuma bros, what happened... we're so bad we're facing the losers from Juryuo
MATCH FIX ALERTMATCH FIX ALERT!!!!!
>>157136569might as well, a yusho is on the line
shitty decision
is that because of shonannoumis toes? because i don't see how else he lost that
>Schedulers watching a match go to a monoii which results into Juryo having a playoff
GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT
>>157136550>Thank you for watching. We will continue to do our brand of Shimpan, just focusing on shuffling forward and not getting distracted by injuries. Thank you.
>Playoff for div 2 and a 7 way for div 3.
>>157136599https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqAvFx3NxUM
>>157136599NOOOO THINK OF NHK THEY HAVE TO SHOW THE NEWS AGAIN AT 6 PM!!!!!
>>157136613His old band did it better.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrkEDe6Ljqs
>>157136619>Breaking news, Mr Tanaka of Tokyo bought a bento box only for it to be a day out of date>The nationality of the 7/11 staff responsible has not been disclosed as of this time
holy fuck man
good job by Arashi, 3-way playoff inc
What the fuck is Teru feeding these faggots?
MATCH OF THE BASHO ALERT
That was a nice match
CHAOTIC SPIRITS ARE RUNNING AMOK. THE YOKOZUNA ARE TOO WEAK
>>157136643Yeah that was a banger, Arashifuji tends to make good matches.
The Juryo playoff is going to force an in-stable fight between Arashifuji and Toshinofuji.
>>lower divisions bring more excitement than top divisionstate of makuuchi
3 way playoff kino!!!
+1 for the playoff
>>157136599https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UuHyBsUSB8&list=RD7UuHyBsUSB8
>>157136645THE SQUID IS BREAKING THROUGH
>>157136598The timekeeper right now
Oh fuck playoff time, Tenshoyama is a giant.
>>157136677Akebono 2.0 basically
Used to use Kick but now it has some absolutely abhorrent watermarks that literally cut the screen in half.
Why his tits look like that
>>157136685Anon...
>>157136688VPN + ABEMA
For anyone not aware, Tenshoyama was Mita's only loss. He's arguably responsible for the horrific playoff we're about to witness.
>>1571366931 - he didn't have the same physique except height2 - had no skill, was just standing on dohyo2 - he got expelled
>>157136701>spending money
>>157136701Nigga, I'm not using Bandicam to do clips.
>>157136704>had no skill, was just standing on dohyoMENACINGLY
>>157136693hokuseiho was lanky, tenshoyama has that huge back akebono had
yo dawg I heard you like tournaments
Hahanoumi is the 3rd highest ranked guy at Nishonoseki btw at Ms56.
>>157136720me on the far right
niggatame bros
The oldest 24 year old ever
Asahifuji get back
Asahifuji is too elite to lose twice
You could see how pissed Asahi was at that tachiai, dude wanted revenge hard.
he was absorbing all nigatame's blows lmao
VILE MONGOLIAN TUMOR HEATED UP HIS BUKKAKE
>>>157136717Haven't heard one of those in a long time
don't worry futagoy sisters there are still 2 left
mit-ACK!!!
>>157123136good lorepost
Futa sisters, the dream is over. Waka isn't winning
>>157136778But he has part of the great Miyabiyama's shikona in his own shikona!
Ryuho playing right out of the Onosato school of Sumo playbook
Don't worry. Wakamiyabi will still save us.
>No Futagoyama vs Futagoyama match
Front-row seater has been flattened into paste and fed to the Dohyo, hopefully this appeased the evil spirits.
Speaking of the beer crate wine cup master. Is he alive?
>>157136778KNEEL
>one guy had to fight twice and is gassed>the other guy only had to fight oncerigged
Futagoyboys, its over...
>>157136757he doesn't fuck around, expected
>>157136810come again?
>futagoyama had 3 chancesshit stable
>>157136820Asahi is used to intense training sessions against Makuuchi level guys, this is nothing to him.
>dirty mongol>henkaPoetry
>henka the guy who just foguht a bout and is winded
>>157136835Yep
>>157136807No he died
>>157136838>>157136835Not so much a henka as an attempt to get the back of the belt. He's done it a bunch of times in matches so far.
>>157136820Yeah, they should split into 2 separate bracket, a 4 way and a regular 3 way with the winners of each fighting each other, but I guess they don't want to lose time for a potentially infinite 3 way playoff
>3 straight yuusho from debutAsahifuji is the Prophecized One
How does Isegahama do it?
>>157136860too small.
>>157136860*4
>>157136870Money to recruit the best people. It's not that complicated
>Asahifuji won more matches this basho than either yokozuna
just gifted middy 50 subs. have you done your part for sumo?
>>157136878why don't other stables just get more money
>>157136878Nishonoseki is also an ichimon leader headed by a former Yokozuna and besides being gifted Onosato they're a terrible stable.
>>157136870left over free premium chanko from hakuho's 40 cups
>>157136872>187 cm>small
>>157136896>besides being gifted OnosatoShirokuma is great
>>157136930:/
What's Toshinofuji's shoulder scar from? Hokuseiho putting out the cigs on it?
>>157136885Ikazuchi tried to get more but Ikazuchido stole it all
>>157136940I'd like to tell you but Onosato doesn't want to hear about it.
>>isegahama hattrickin shambles
fuck yeah
>>157136896That doesn't mean they have the same amount of money. Have you seen the beya slop for isegahama? They have money
>>157136954>Onosato doesn't want to hear about it.
Maybe Asahifuji is the promised dai-yokozuna. Too bad he is another mongol attached to Isegahama, so he will get kicked out when he assaults someone with a beer bottle.
Christ, they're supposed to be halfway through Makuuchi by now
>>3 mongol division winners
>>157136977Japan... Has fallen
>>157136977kek
>>157136940It's from an Teppohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN2GtAVYSpM
umm bros who can stop him?
>>157136977Can you blame 'em? I've scrolled through Mongolian provincial towns on Google Maps and shit looks like Postal 2.
>>157136968Bro all you gotta do is attend amateur sumo tournaments and look for talented guys. Teru being Mongolian makes it easier for him to find talented Mongs, that's all. He simply flexed connections. Ask yourself why talented upcoming nips like Omori and Fudoho aren't going to Nishokoseki. A large part of it is probably that the stable itself is the only one not in Tokyo for some stupid fucking reason.
>>157136940>>157136982the vid I posted doesn't show it but part of working the teppo pole is charging with your shoulder too, you'll see a lot of guys have a bump or abrasion around their front shoulder area from it.
> maaaan i'm fucking dying here can you speed up
Yo, they give you a Bad Dragon as a trophy when you win Juryo?
>>157137003You can only have a single foreign recruit, so I don't know what that's supposed to prove in terms of the entire stable dominating. Also, there are more than 2 stables to pick from.
>>157136997
>>157136997> THIS AUTUMN> A BRAVE WARRIOR DESCENDS INTO HELL TO BANISH THE EVIL
>>157137002yeah, being poor is the best motivation
>>157136997They will meet again in 2 months
>>157137019Nishonoseki has far more money than the stables that talented people are going to. Money has little to no impact on anything in sumo, Isegahama just has a culture of hard training and high quality oyakata that you don't find at many other stables.
>>157137020First time I've ever seen a Maezumo match show up in a pairing lmao.
>>157136997>HE IS THE STRONGEST FUTAGOYAMA WRESTLER, THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
>>157137002idk, I'd trade my modern lifestyle for these views
Atamifuji hitting the Yakuza 3 cover art pose
clap clap clap
>>157137019>You can only have a single foreign recruit;)
Just woke up what did I miss? Needed some extra sleep today
>>157137076Ozumo 2: Playoff Boogaloo
>>157137076asahifuji monging all over other makushitters
>>1571370721st is for Isegahama Sr2nd is for Isegahama Jr;)
>>157137061You can have both in the American midwest and the valleys of the Rockies
>>157137076The timekeeper disemboweled himself live on TV when more playoffs kept stacking up. Better than to face the responsibility for having the evening new start even 1 minute late.
>atomic bird threadI like that
>>157137017Only in the Nagoya basho for the juryo champion.>>157136968It's unironically connections (Tottori Johoku + Nihon University) so Isegahama gets priority to all of the prospects from strong sumo clubs. They also got Miyagino's prospects during the merger so they're set for a decade at least. >>157136795He's probably going to keel over after the travesty that was the makushita playoffs.
>>157137098I guess I should correct my answer and say that they get priority to prospects from those schools since I somehow forgot about Saitama Sakae and NSSU among other clubs.
> wake me up nigga. please wake me up. i'm dreaming
Atamilardo will defeat Aonishiki. He is just too wide, fat and stable for Aonishiki to defeat with his busted ankle and lack of driving power. The Evil spirits themselves would have to come from the ground and pull Atamifuji to his knees if he wishes to have any chances.
Kazuma looks like he doesn't lift weights.
>>157137144If the evil spirits truly have any say, they'll give whitey the Yusho in order to humiliate the Japanese into deoing better next time.
>>157137144I keep getting that feeling too, Atamifuji has become a real threat over the last few basho it feels like. I want Aonishiki or Atamifuji to take it, kirishima is so fucking boring, don't let that chode become yokozuna goddamnit
>>157137163Once again I will remind that thread that Hoshoryu intentionally didn't kyujo until his Kirishima match so he could help his friend try and become Yokozuna. This is what match fixing looks like.
man why do people think sumo is so hard, just press w, ez gg
>>157137144>AtamilardoOkay Poe
>>157137163They're not gonna promote him, if he gets the yusho it will count for the potential rope in Aki but theyre not gonna rope him now
>Blind Ozeki McTellkek
>>157137177Who?
>>157137174If Hosh really wanted to help Kirishima, he would've stayed in and just taken a fall against him. It's not like anybody would've been able to tell the difference.
>>157137144Atamin will just press W while Dan tries desperately to throw him like Hoshoryu did.
>>157137186Yeah, I knew they wouldn't from just this one I doubt they're in a hurry to risk a second hoshoryu "premature promotion" situation with all the news articles flying around shittalking him and their judgement. >>157137174I am convinced he was just nervous to go MK as yokozuna. I don't think he'd purposely do that because it makes him look REALLY BAD to drop out and affect the yusho race, but less bad than going MK as yokozuna.
>>157137144Atami deserves the yusho after his yusho was stolen by the dishonorable takakeisho
>>157137174Nah it's because there was a possibility of him getting a mk. That would look a million times worse than just kyujo.
>>157137194The poet
>>157137221If he has an MCL injury he should've dropped out way sooner. If he doesn't have an injury he should just retire at this point frankly. I don't know how to interpret any of these events positively for Hoshoryu.
>>157137221>It's not a makekoshi if I withdraw before I can take my 8th loss!Do yokozuna really?
Both Aomori guys got double digit wins. The streak lives!
>>157137221Now they’re interviewing Mongolian Macgyver apparently
>>157137235it was called a "right thigh injury", could be reaggravating his hamstring
>Chiyohenka>didn't henkaDidn't expect that...
>>157137236Yes. iirc only 2 yokozuna in the last like 100 years got a mk
senshuraku #HagWatch
Not feeling it for Dan tonight, anons.
>>157137253Remaining in the basho and eating a MK is more honourable than dropping out and effectively lying about your performance.
>>157137249The key to being a scheming vizier is always have people not entirely sure if you're scheming.
>>157137236been done by Kitanofuji>>157137221been done Onokuni and Wakanohana
manlet basho
>teleports behind you
Damn what a fumble from the Foojmeister
Ogre...
Alright...that was well played.
Ayy I want that girl’s shirt with the rikishi photo silk screened on itMaybe if I ask nicely if she’ll take it off and give it to me
>>157137259I didn't feel it for him ~9 days ago either, didn't think he'd manage to get ozeki back, but here we are. Anything else is just a bonus.
>>157137260Yes it's more honorable but Mongolians aren't honorable. Don't you know this?
>>157137254right looks she kills cats, puppies and your firstborn
retard time
>>157137295Right looks like a male K-pop idol.
> nice fighting spirit, bitch
huh it’s only 38.2 degrees todayfeels hotter somehowWOAH SHISHI VS A RUSSIAN NOW
Get she sansho for McDonald, Shishi
>>157137288>Anything else is just a bonus.Yea...pretty much think the same here, anon. Glad he got Ozeki back. Hope he can stay healthy.
>>157137254HAGS LEAVE
Ukraine War bout
>>157137302
TARD TIME!!!!!!!!
OH LORD WGAT HAPPENED
Z
Pretty miserable ending to the basho for Shishi
Our retard...
No 8-7 for roga. The spirits are displeased
Awww. Sucks he didn't get a prize but im still happy for how it went for him this month.
Close but he couldn't quite manage that last inch to pull off the trhow
Nigger needs to use that g'damn tard' palm strike he has to off balance people. Tards' gonna' tard'.
Aonishiki is the first ozekiwake to get sansho after his repromotion. WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
Considering Roga's banzuke luck I fully expect his 9-6 at M8 to land him a debut at Komusubi.
>Shishi will return... on September basho!
>>157137339I am so sorrythis is like the holodomor but biggerthis is the jumbodomor
>>157137355Good to see you back, gaijin-san
>>157137346He's gonna crack a joke to the press that he only got demoted because he wanted more sansho.
>>157137353
Lots of spinning today
>>157137346why did takakeisho not get a sansho for 12 wins and a playoff?
>>157137371Because the JSA be all racist and sheeeeet!!
>>157137371Aonishiki's getting a technique prize, not a fighting spirit/performance prize.
>>157135533he bowed five times
>Takayasu once again destroying the believersMany such cases.
>>157137359I can’t believe this is the last day I will be able to spy on fat men through the treeslife has lost all meaning
>>157137389I BELIEVEFUCK YOU
>>157137371Because he is a fat fuck related to Takanohana
>>157137395DON'T START BELIEVING! YOU FOOL!
TAKE IT OFF
OH MY GODI THOUGHT WE WERRE GONNA SEE HIS DICK
Prophetic mawashiposter.
geez that took FOREVER
>>157137417Damn shame
Why was Shishi not nominated for the Fighting Spirit prize? He was the only 10 win guy not on the list today
god damn i love takayasu
Good ending
>>157137403SUCK MY DICK
Fuck yes Takayasu that was a fucking match>>157137393>>157137414kek
>Takayasu getting grey hairsbased old man.
>>157137423white devil
>>157137423He needed to win today to get it
It was sad seeing Mitakeumi's performance compared to years ago. I know the answer is obvious but how hurt is he?
>>157137423I was wrong Fujiryoga also wasnt nominated
>>157137435>Takayasu is half a year younger than I am
> ey taka, let's get some hookers after that> okay where> the usual> and when> the usual> what we gonna drink> uhhh the usual> hell yeah dude, so uh, well, yeah, haha> [newscaster killing himself for having to be late for 5 minutes]
oh god now it’s the asshole stretch guyhis face looks exactly like a guy at my company too
>>157137442>how hurt is he?His spirit has been broken ever since he lost his father. He just hasn't been the same.
>>157137451I like the hairy guy
>>157137449>half a year youngerNot the age, it's the mileage, anon.
>>157137452*asshole-stretchit's called shiko
chickens can fly?
TAKERUFUJI'S BLASTING OF AGAAAAAIN
>>157137462which one?
FROM THE WINDOWTO THE WALLTIL I STRETCH AND SUN MY BALLS
Chick-legs just got blasted LMAO.
>>157137451
>>157137439No, he wasnt on the list
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR HENKA'ING YOUR WAY PAST TAKAYASU YOU CHICKEN LEG FUCK
>>157137469More like chocoIf ya know what im sayin
Holy shit Kotoeiho
Strong basho for Kotoeiho
>>157137455>lost his dadOh shit did not know that I wanna just hug him like pic related
>>157137475Takayasu Maegashira #7
>>157137469I mean yeah but imagine how much his asshole must be stretchedit’s like when the balloon animal making guy stretches the balloons way out before he makes a poodle dog
>>157137477
>>157137494>gets pushed back to the tawara>heh, let me show you what its like at 5% of my power
>>157137483wrong, he was on the list
>>157137473he wanted to be home in time for Chibi Mariko-chan
Based Takayasu boomer
>>157137495Don't dye your hair purple, anon.
>>157137509
>Shodai in his "fuck this shit" period of his career.NICE face shove off the dohyo!
I have taught you everything I know; I have taught you how to fight, but not what to fight for—that is something we must all learn for ourselves. I am too old, retarded and past my prime to win the Emperor's Cup, but I know you can do it, Aonishiki. You are our last hope. The warrior's spirit will always be with you...
>So you don't have to worry, worry, mamotte agetai!!!Soon.
I>>157137536Itadaki masu!
>>157137536Crazy how often my lunch looks like this
And thats for it this basho. It was a feast. GOTCHANDESU
>>157137533shishi wouldn't say this
>>157137540Eat a ducky mass? Is it a duck?
>>157137536Any culture that is down with swine is down with me!
SO YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY WORRY
>>157137536Let's eat
Dan will job to Atamifuji so he doesn't have to stand on the podium for an hour accepting a bunch of wacky-ass trophies.
>theres 2 ritual onokatsu suomi posters
>>157137557Not gonna' lie, that never gets old and makes me happy every single time.
For anyone curious about the mochi advert, there's a play on words because "mochiron" means "of course", so now you get why she's saying mochi mochi mochiron.
>>157137580I hate Oshomas sumo
>>157137590That's former Komusubi Oshoma to you.
My wife's favourite Ura...
>agents of chaos about to fightThis will be either spectacular, or horrible.....no other choice.
>>157137533We're not tools of the JSA, Dan. Sumo was the only thing, the only thing I was ever good at.
>>157137590he's an AI generated rikishi, he doesnt feel real to me
Ura...
At least Ura delivered a funny
>>157137581ok N5-kun
>>157137546>Dawn Danylo, I miss eating borscht and salo so much. >Chanko isn't even close to solanka.>And the scent of these fermented beans is making something in my brain work and I don't like that.
BIIIZZZAAARUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157137596Would you let her...
flymon...
>>157137617Do you think he asks his tsukebito to boil potatoes for his chanko instead of rice?
>>157137546well yeah he said "hello, my name is shishi" but that's all he ever says you gotta decipher it
>>157137629You're joking but they do actually use potatoes in Shishi's chanko instead of rice.
>>157137610man don’t be meanif anybody is watching a NHK based stream seeing a QR code on your stream it’s the code to scan to pay your NHK reception fee
>>157137635no fucking way lol
>BBQ and beers with uncle Wakanohana talking about sumoWould be based.
>>157137633Shishi is my favourite fighting type Pokémon
>>157137639they do, he "doesn't like rice".
>>157137617What is solanka? In Polish it's water + salt
>ENTER
>>157137639Tornike Kakuria doesn't like rice.
>>157137646Retards HATE rice
i like gonoyama a lot
>>157137626Do my taxes? Yeah, I'm unable to do it
>>157137656enho...
>>157137653>AI in charge of scraping Wikipedia correctly
mmm gyaru milfs #hagwatch
>>157137666A few days ago it told me Eimi's name was Eimi-Shishi and they were married, alongside a picture of Dan. Trillions of dollars have been spent on this.
>>157137651Solyanka, sorry for mistyping.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solyanka
Takanosho my favorite chromosumo
>>157137661>enho...That little nigger got another KK this basho with 8-7.Don't think he'll make it back to makinouchi, though. They've got him figured out.
>>157137653>Tornike Kakuriathis nigga doesn't have ANYTHING in his chanko
>>157137673Kek
>>157137673lol
FALLING NIGGAS
I didn't realize 3 companies passing around an IOU note in a circle counted as investing, much to consider.
Don't fuck this up, Fujinokawa
One day, probably soon, Takanosho will retires and our communal suffering will be over.
Why can't the other manlets do what Fujinokawa does?
little man getting promoted
LET'S GO FUJINOKAWA
I'm sure I heard somewhere that a M1e KK forces open a new Komusubi slot if necessary. Lil nigga's Sanyaku now.
Straight blasted. Very nice.
>>157137721It doesn't matter, because Oho is going to freefall out of one of the komusubi slots.
How much money Fujinokawa gets with 2 wins against yokozunas and a performance award
>>157137715pit sweat buff
>>157137715Manlet magic. It works for awhile, but eventually they run out of juice. Candle burns twice as bright, burns half as long.
>>157137725Oho has been Sekiwake twice but has never been promoted from Komusubi to Sekiwake. Lmao.
>>157137728I think he won about $40k from stealing the yokozunas' lunch money
aonishiki is like Black Jack but just his shoulder skin was donated by his black friend
The protagonists
>>157137728About tree fiddy.
>>157137728just those 2 wins got him around 30k in 2 days, beside the annual salary increase.
Dan doesn't need this yusho, he's already secured promotion and it won't count towards rope. Let Atamin have it :(
I wonder what part of the other wrestler aonishiki is going to grab this time? Maybe he’ll pinch his nipples and thumb him in the grundle
>>157137755Can Atamin beat Kirishima though?
Oho baka
Fujiseiyun good name
>>157137755Just a dishonorable post. This will hurt your after basho poster rankings.
> tries all sorts of stupid shit > KKs with a pushoutbasador>>157137728What the others said + being in sanyaku gives you more money than being a maegashira with kinboshis IIRC. He's only 21, there's room to grow at least.
>>157137759Sidestep behind into kancho
>>157137763Your Zapdos appears to have shrunk in the wash
>Hakunofuji using Hakuho's brown colored mawashi./respectTerunofuji has to be seething.
>>157137761Can Kirishitma beat Zak?
>>157137761Yes (no)
Did Aonishiki have a skin transplant from Takayasu?
>>157137779he got the hair from takayasu but the skin from ikazuchido
>>157137774Maybe not. Zak only comes alive when he can play spoiler.
>>157137779he has a treasure map of greenland
>>157137779Yes. He was formed from the fusion of the best rikishi in the world, he's like Cell.
Kucksano
Yoshinofuji bros...
I slap my belly three times before I pull out my credit card to pay for shit...
KUSO!KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>157137779He's a skinwalker in the truest sense of the word, actually. Once he gets his rope, he'll shed everything but his blotch spot skin on camera, revealing that he's been black this entire time.
People think Yoshi is Ozeki material.
Whoa boy its time to see if the tournament ends early or not
Based pig man putting that small fry in his place
>>157137773Not everything is a Hakuho reference.
>>157137808Everything should be
>>157137794>Wins against zunas and Dan>Still MKWhat did Yoshi mean by that?
>>157137799Nigganishki? or Aonigshi?
>>157137808t.Terunofuji
Please tell me one of you have a vid of atamifuji vibing just now
ATAMI IS WIGGLING AGAIN
Regardless of who you want to get yusho, Atamifuji winning here is crucial to make the process the most entertaining.
Make the new thread NOW
SHIT'S GETTING REAL!!!!!!
it's time
>>157137812Chaos sumo
send his ass back to Ukraine
AHHHH IT'S AN ASSQUAKE EVERYONE HIDE
damn I want them both to winhow about an epic tie
>>157137852lol
>>157137834Chaos?
I'm hyped as fuck
>Dan going to have the same hair as based Hokutofuji and be the new sovl of sumo
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ruh roh
ATAMI FUCKING FUJI
It's danover. Atamin for yokozuna
>>157137852
at least this basho provides handful of playoffs
POGCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMPPPPPPPPPPP
Oh thank fucking god
send him back crying again, aoinishiki
woooaaaaah
CLOWN BASHOABSOLUTE CLOWN BASHOC L O W NBASHO! ! !
PLAYOFF
Let's fucking go, question is, 2 or 3 man play off?
Holy shit Dan got blasted backwards by sheer force
>blocks your path
My Ozeki rolls into the playoff!
another 12-3 y
Kirishitma loses and Dan's ankle prevents him from fighting back.Atamin yusho, two years since Isegahama's last yusho.
Dany yusho from a playoff henka
>>157137812rough day for fat men from Ukraine nothing personal, I don’t wish you guys ill or anything
Please, Lord, you've already answered my Fujinokawa prayer, but I have one more wish...
Atamifuji looks like the perfect ideal sumo as if he's from a cartoon
Is fat really all it takes...
why is atamifuji autism rocking
>>157137890He's like a priest. Doing a sign of cross and taking money
>playoff declared rematch>Dan wins the rematch
>>157137841damn, how far back are the nhk and abema streams?
>>157137902ask Dewanojo..
>>157137902The way Atamin's fat hangs (or doesn't) off him you can see he's fucking jacked underneath. The guy's 200kg remember.
>>157137902no replacement for displacement
remember to recycle when the time comes fellas>>157134800
Dan needs to lock his arms and yank him.
>fight dan>defend your belt>ez win
Give me a 3-way playoff for maximum chaos
>>157137905What colour was Zak's macaron? Or Zakaron, if you will.
>twitch went to an ad right before the boutwhy didn't I use vpn + abema...
I WANT A 3 MAN PLAYOFF NOWWWWWWWWW
Atami has the best fat distribution for a 200kg man since Musashimaru.
>>157137913Oh i know, i just hate seeing a big guy win using his girth alone instead of SKILL and technique
>>157137926because you are a fool
>>157137926Watch nhk world
Zak..do the needful
kotozakura.. you have your kk.... please...........
>>157137899
>>157137925gold iirc. tonight's should be pink
fuck you Zak you piece of useless shit. He got his KK and doesnt care. fuck him.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>157137929seething lanklet
UH OH STINKY
TOTAL AND ABSOLUTE CLOWN BASHOHOLY FUCK
Cursed Kiri yusho incoming
Dan's ankle is sweating.
LETS GO THREE WAY
>>157137938But he didn't make Yokozuna.
>Another 12-3 yusho
>>157137902Bob’s big kotozakura got plowed by a much lighter Mongol just now so I guess fat isn’t everything
THREE-WAY ALERTTHREE-WAY ALERT
ATAMI YUSHO IS COMING
>>157137927GRANTED!
>white man doesnt win>people calling it a clown bashotsk tsk
Time for a 3-way, boys
Atami needs to destroy Kirishima somehow
>>157137956We were already at an all time record with four in a row, now we're at five.
>>157137951>clown bashoI dont think you know what that means.
>>157137951>>2 ozeki and sekiwake for yushoretard
>Japan v Mongolia v UkraineDare I say KINO
onosato ain't no one cares about your bout lil bro get the fuck out the way
>>157137963Not the kind of 3-way I was expecting to end my night with with, but welcome nonetheless.
2 sekiwake and 1 ozeki in a playoff doesn't seem clowny, would be even better if they had 13-2 instead of 12-3
>>157137975Just push him out, ez
>>157137929You say that but Atami is at a huge disavantage over the others in a threesome because he tires quicker than the smaller guys.
Ok so in a 3-some with Atamin, Dan and Kirishima who are the tops and who's the bottom?
so how does a three way playoff work if the guy who wins the first match doesn't win the second? do they rotate indefinitely or what
put him in the fucking ground and let's move on
Did I hear wrong or did the NHK narrator say Makushita had a 7-way playoff...
>>157137995Winner stays on, win two in a row and you win. That's all.
>>157137991Kiri is bottom 100%Atami topsDan is switch
> alright, if i jump away like that, it's gonna look as if I- FUCK alright jump again
>>157137995>do they rotate indefinitely or whatyes until someone wins twice in a row
>>157137995you have to win back to back
>>157137995yes, the longest it ever went I think was 5 fights
>>157137998See >>157136720
>>157137998Yes>>157136720
Koto is going to win this fight.
>>157137998You'll never guess who won.
>>157137995neverending matches!
>>157136720>>157138013>>157138015LMAO. I guess now I know what a real clown basho looks like.
>>157138023Watch it go to like 10 matches lol
>>157138030No, it's just makushita
>9-6 Onosato Not great. Still, it's better than Horseshitryu.
Back to Maegashira with you, fish beast.
Get fucked fish-lips.
walk forward good job
>>157138019
fish lips should be placed lower than his brother in the next banzuke don't (You) me
Imagine getting your dick and balls crushed in by Onosato
Play-offs
props to Onosato for doing 9-6 with 1.5 arms. We should expect nothing less for any current Yokozuna
>>157138040Yea...thought he'd have that dawg in him. Didn't.
Ploff time
>>157138041I don't know if you're joking or not but it does actually math out that way. Kotoeiho actually maths out at Komusubi but no fucking way they'll do that unless there really is no one else.
>>157138041His brother has faced much weaker opponents and that's why he looks better
When was the last time in history there was a three way play off?
>>157138035Just shows how much he would be dominating if they let him heal. Its so frustrating. They would rather him hang around 9-10 wins then 13-zensho.
>>157138057Jan 25, when Hosh roped.
>>157138057When Horse got Yokozuna, so not long ago.
>bow ceremony b4 end of yushoThe fuck?
fill it up nigga
>>157138067Too many evil spirits roaming about.
So how does lower sanyaku look like next time?Sekiwake- Atamin, DaieishoKomusubi- Fujinokawa, Hakuoho
Y1e Onosato Y1w HoshoryuO1e Kirishima O1w KotozakuraO2e AonishikiS1e Atamifuji S1w DaieishoK1e Fujinokawa K1w Hakunofuji
>>157138074>deceiving the Gods by declaring the basho overNot good. NOT good at all.
>>157138063>when Hosh ropedDid he wrestle a bunch of children?
>>157138087kinbozo and oho
>>157138067ENTERING: DAY 16
>>157138087Kinbozan and Oho so like basically yeah.
>Wakanohana having Konishiki nightmaresUnderstandable.
>>157138067playoff results do not count towards banzuke
>>157138087yeah, a big 192cm 180kg one who just finished the basho with a 2-13 record
>Atami isn't stridingIt's over. It's so fucking over.
>>157138097To be fair, Oho is a different wrestler when he's possessed by the spirit of his grandfather.
19 matches long, get ready boys
>>157138096Yea, I just don't remember bow ceremony before playoffs. Though I absolutely should.
This is exciting!
damn this basho had way more threads than I expected, especially considering we had to deal with divegrass
remember when abi almost killed takayasu in a 3 way playoff
>>157138067protection is over, rikishi are on their own
>>157138122And we should be in another one right now.
>>157138125what's wrong with killing people?
>>157138063Shit the last three way I remember was Abi's yusho
>>157138128no need, we are at page 3 an hour over the bump limit, this thread will last a day
CAM ON ATAMI
>>157138122Overall this basho felt pretty good to watch, although I'm sure plenty of people will call it a clown basho.
I hope they don't constantly drag it out turning the corner here, there's a lot of matches
>Good endingAtamifuji, Aonishiki >Neutral ending Kirishima
>>157138139Only clowns here wear ropes
>>157138139>Overall this basho felt pretty good to watchFuck you.
>>157138139it's been a good one other than the yokozuna
>>157138139I'll let you in on a seecretevery basho is a clown basho
TOMATO POWER
NOBODY CAN STOP THE MARCH
Hell yea dude
THE TOMATO MAN MARCHES ON
ATAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
kiri-SHIT-ma
ALL MY ENERGY TO MY OZEKI ATAMI
Both are winded, white man will clean this up
i'm not feeling it danbros
Since when does Atami look like Onosato?What the fuck happened?
So, how did your hopes for this basho turn out?
GRAB HIS SHOULDER HAIR
Kirishima made a crucial mistake by getting a grip on the side of Atamifuji's inverted nipple.
Yeah, no Yokozuna promotion
ATAMI YUSHO
Atami is gassed... reminds me of Takakeisho
Time to henka
Congratz for atami for the yusho, but I cannot bring myself to cheer for big pushers
Control his mind, Dan. Turn him into a topping.
>>157138195Atamin is a yotsu monster too
His tits are winking at me
I CAN'T TAKE IT I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF
>>157138184Now I've noticed it I can't stop looking
OH SHIT
FUFK
NYOOOOOOthe new takayasu :((
>>157137302Nothing personal oji-san
atami you SHIT
Dan has kiris number. Its all ogre
>grab belt>win
so fun!
COME ON KIRISHITMA DON'T FAIL ME NOW
Kirishitma's September rope hopes live on.
>>157138216looks like it lol
the white man limps on!
/pw/ is jealous that these guys get to fight forever
The tomato is out of gas.
Kirishitma just pooped
No, please not the 5th jun at age 23
COME ON KHAN
He let it slip
DOWNLOADED
I already know that kirishima is going to job this
>>157138234He's speedrunning Takayasu's record.
>>157138216nice double chin smiley lol
get fucking pwned fatboy
Let's go DANYLO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YESSSSSSSSS
i knew it.. bye in aki basho
>get the left hand>win
Atamin will be back in september for his revenge and ozeki run
GOD FUCKING DAMNITNO OFFENCE UKRANIANN ANON DUDEBUT FUCK
SLAVA UKRAINI
Jesus Christ, just give him the belt straight away. Might as well crown him the next emperor of japan
DAN YUSHO
Huh. Looked like Kirishima was in control there.Well done, hohol-san!
Fuck that shit dude, wack ass shit
WHITE MAN
76th Yokozuna Aonishiki>The Ghost of Kiev>The Last Soldier of the Azov Battalion>The Tsar of the Mawashi>The Destroyer of Knees>Diamond Back>The K.K.K. (Kachi-Koshi Knight)>The Horse Whisperer>The Shoulder Collector>"The one who killed Kotozakura's lesbian partner">The Gazpacho Maker>The Hairdresser>The Shi on Shishi>The Believer (of Takayasu Yusho)>The Kurultai Choosen One>The Ozeki that was promised>Dan the Terrible>Genghis Dan>The Doom of Mongolia>Danmagne>Taiho Reincarnated>The True Great White Phoenix>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!(I'm sorry Atamifuji)
THE WHITE MAN HAS MARCHED ON
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON ETERNALLY
AONISHIKI YUSHOGET FUUUUUCKED
I approve of this basho
THAT IS MY OZEKI
God damnit, I don't dislike Aonishiki but poor tomato
HE'S DONE ITHE'S DONE ITAS GOD AS MY WITNESS THE WHITE MAN HAS WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP AGAIN
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
good fight
SLAVA UKRAINE
atamifuji bros...
I wanted that Atami win but Dan getting it is okay as well. 8/10 basho, -1 for each Yokozuna.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
feels good to be white
SAYHISNAME
AONISHIKI YUSHO!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, the little trip to throw him off!
WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN TOENAIL
>>157138266It's literally just >>157138221
you now remember when kirishima was supposed to be on a rope run lmoa
>>157138266Dan was in control the entire match, he loves being under his opponent with a left hand grip. Kiri is lucky he controlled Dan's right arm, otherwise that was 100% an uchimuso.
the marching will continue until morale improves
>>157138269you forgot >THE CHONMAGE PULLER
WHITE BROS WE IN DIS
Aonishiki more than anyone else always looks to be in so much pain immediately after his matches. He must be suffering.
>>157138276takayasu 2.0 at this point
>>157138300He probably keeps it no? rolls it over to the next tournament with this performance.
>>157138306"The Hairdresser"
Regardless of who won, that was a fucking amazing way to end the tournament.
Danylo Aonishiki Arata Yavhusishyn
Bashityo
>>157138309he has the funniest match face too, looks like a baby that's getting his cheeks squeezed
>>157138312he wasn't even being considered from last tournament
>>157138309he would be suffering if he was in trenches, not here..
ANTI DAN FAGS IN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES SUICIDE HOTLINES AT FULL CAPACITY
>>157138309Because unlike half of these hacks he gives it 110% every god damn time
Is Aonishiki secretly good?
>>157138312Im pretty sure thats over now and has reset. They needed him to have a 13 win yusho and he came up short.
I dont want to go back to /xs/ it smells bad
>>157138324Now he should be, though. Surely JY, JY, Y would be a good enough case.
I hope Aonishiki's sumo trainer from Ukraine got to watch him win again :)
>>157138341Then do like most of us do, and simply don't.
>>157138336Especially at the end there, he had already won but was still doing an unnecessary full body dive into Kiri. Pure fighting spirit.
Did anyone before Yusho'd after using Ozeki return clause?
>>157138338this counts as a 12-3 JY itself though doesn't it? so couldn't he get a 13-2 yusho next time and get his rope from that?
Dan exceeded my expectations this basho. Thought he was hard broke. Seems he's recovered enough to be a threat again.
>>157138299This time he added the leg trip too. Never get tired of when he does that.
>>157138347That sumo trainer? Shishi :)
>>157138309It's because every time he wins AND loses, he flies off the dohyo right onto his injured foot.
raiDAN haters in shambles
I can't watch Atamifuji cry again bros
>>157138357Aonishiki is the first one, another record broken again!
>>157138337Yes, but he's also openly good.
So Aonishiki now has more makuuchi basho than Hosh
>>157138358There's only one rope he's getting and he's sharing it with Hoshoryu.
>>157138358>couldn't he get a 13-2 yusho next time and get his ropeNo. Your performance for a rope only counts when you are an ozeki. Dan is sekiwake now, not ozeki.
I thought atami was going to just walk them both out for sure. he looked so calm and loose.
>>157138357huh
>gaijin with aonishiki towel>japanese…what do you call a coal burner that likes white guys (Slavs) instead? A potato baker?>japanese potato baker with aonishiki victory fans>dan apparently doesn’t know the words to the Japanese national anthem
>>157138378That was regarding Kirishima.
>>157138358Its a *12-3 cause he was handed a win by the late hosh pull out. I think they will look at it as an 11 winner. But i might be wrong. Im pretty sure its reset cause now its 2 basho since his win.
>>157138357No
>>157138378I was talking about kirishima anon, not everything is about dan
>>157138378The reply chain is about Kiri, this performance isn't enough to secure yokozuna now but this one and the previous could still keep him in the running next basho, no?
> 9-6 with empty sanyaku> 12-3 with full sanyakuAnother 12 and we'll have four active ozeki next year. Great things ahead.
>>157138357closest one was takakeisho but he lost the playoff to el raza poderoso
>>157138337youre stupid asf if you don't think he isnt hes the most technical wrestler to put on the mawashi welcome to the raiDAN onosato era bitch
So who rides on the car with Dan
Aonishiki looked like a killer when he was on shikiri-sen and facing Kirishima.
>>157138387Ah, my bad. Retard moment, anon.
>>157138400Hosh
>>157138389I didn't consider the fusen, is there precedence in YDC decisions before where an ozeki went 12-3 JY with a fusen and then a 13-2 Y?
presenter fucking whipping that cup around
>>157138122Some threads disappeared [i]because[/i] of the divegrass
>>157138393>>157138395see>>157138407
>>157138396a yusho/yusho playoff drops the requirements. He might get it with 11 or even 10 wins if he fights well against the top of banzuke
did we miss the anthem on abema?
>>157138419We're all retards here anon don't worry about it.
those japanese milfs are thirsty for dan lmao
I've never heard Japanese spoken with a Ukrainian accent before
Aonisiki's Japanese is pretty good for a guy who's only been in Japan for a handful of years.
hai hai hai
>>157138418Nigga, did you just seriously try to use cursive? What the fuck are you doing?
wow I can’t believe how polite he iswere Ukrainians ever this polite?amazing
Not much of a talker, ole Dan. He should be pumping the crowd up and doing the Hulk Hogan cup to the ears. Throwing his mawashi into the crowd.
>>157138438you learn any language really quickly when you are exposed to it 24/7
>>157138447What's he saying bro?
>>157138432kekthe old man with the white beard behind him seemed even more enthusiastic
>>157138447He has more hinkaku than mongols
Thanks for the fun times again, /sumo/. See you next time.
did atamifuji have another pissbaby rage this time?
Until next time, the Gods be willing.
>OH MY GOD IS THAT HOSHORYU RUNNING N THE HANAMICHI WITH A BASEBALL BAT?!
She's so cute, #hagwatch bros. See you all in a month and a half.
>>157138469abema cowards didn't show the tunnel cam
And now Aonishiki gets to stand for an hour on his injured foot while pretending to be excited by a bunch of weird-ass trophies.
With Hosh and Sato dead to rights, Dan is pretty much the uncontested #1.
Pink macaron
>>157138485Hey some of them are real lookers.
>>157138457It was the typical victory speech but it was humble and polite and he thanked the people of Nagoya, etc. it was the typical speech you would hear from a Japanese person with very good manners.it was quite the opposite of a certain other person who appears on tv
I DID IT, I FIGURED IT OUT, I CRACKED THE CODE. PINK, GREEN, GOLD. THIS IS THE ORDER OF THE MACARONS.
Pink.
so the yusho winner has to eat all of the prize food before it expires or it's considered dishonorable, right?
>>157138497A FUCKING MACAROON
Look at that Macaron
Remember when they said aonishiki was figured out lmaooooooo
>>157138485You don't like macarons?
Yobidashi's arms are shaking lol>come on come on come on come one finish your fucking speech
macaron might be the worst price, good ad though I guess
>Look at that Macaron>No you cannot have itThey cucked him with Macaron?
>>157138513Is it edible?
Aonishiki is now being presented with the sacred Emperor's Pokémon card.
>>157138500>>157138510The cow is the best, wait till you see it.
>>157138523the big one is not, it's made of painted foam. However, it does come with a package of 24 macarons covered in edible gold leaf for the victor
REAL ONES ARE SPEAKING
>>157138463He does, I suspect he realizes his position is a lot more precarious than Mongolians who can fuck off back to Mongolia and get rich as local celebrities whenever they want.He’s perpetually under the Sword of Damocles because of his nationality.Of course it might be his regular personality too, I have no way of knowing.
god i love stunto
Stunto having a seizure
what the hell are those tanlines
I feel like they shouldn't count this JY for Kirishima, maybe if he won a round in the playoff
>>157138548i've seen this in hentai
>>157138500woah what? The nhk feed cut off and it’s showing news about a rainstorm somewhere now. I wasn’t paying attention but apparently it rained a lot somewhere and there was lightning.
>>157138548nigga is √-pilled
>>157138557stunto is the fat ugly bastard
>>157138548Taping
EDGE IS CASHING IN
>>157138548Oh those are tanlines from a microphone taped to his chest.The “LOOK IM WEARING UNDERWEAR” guy always has a mic taped there with skin colored duct tape
Aonishiki being presented with a year's supply of back and shoulder razers
damn daniel
These trophies look amazing
This is fucking comical.
>>157138559>by having the square root symbol marked into his body it represents his feet being firmly rooted into the clay of the dohyo, refusing to move in the face of any opposition
>>157138566kek
>>157138505I imagine they give a lot of it out, his stable only has 9 members
>>157138575>12-3 yusho>12-3 yusho>12-3 yusho
>>157138583freezers exist
> moo
i love this shit mansports need more wacky trophies
>>157138583fuck those other niggas they didn't windan will eat the entire cow and all 24 macarons himself
Dan does not give a fuck about any of these prizes
>>157138575in what way? just shows how much he is better than competition, even when injured. He is a great Ozeki, maybe a Yokozuna in a couple of years (dont promote him too soon).
>>157138575How'd he bag a technique prize? Just the sick pull down against Oho?
>>157138587He has evolved from 11-4 sansho form, now he needs to go 13-2 to become yokozuna
>>157138587Those would be 13-2 without Kusano.
How much exactly is one year supply of beeru?
>>157138604>Dan does not give a fuck about any of these prizes>an entire wagyu cow>a year of ozeki sakeyeah lmao he really couldn't give a shit about that
>trophy assembled on site
>enho's bathtubkek
my man is hitting the virgin walk on stage
>>157138613For a sumo wrestler or a normal human being?
>>157138601>i can't eat this...maybe Atamin wants to trade for some of his meatballs
If YOOOOOSHOOOOSHOOO guy in Nagoya?
>>157138601oh that’s a replica of one of the golden killer whales on top of Nagoya castleIt’s not solid gold, it’s wood covered in gold leaf.they took it down with a helicopter a couple of years ago and showed it in the park for a while, the real one is bigger than a person. it’s basically the symbol of Nagoya city and Aichi prefecture in general, it’s on the highway signs.
>>157138628Holy kek
Are the macarons any good?
there's two cow trophies
>>157138631Obviously for a sumo wrestler.
>>157138628i am rolling
>>157138606Couple of years? No injury hes a yokozuna already and hes just getting started
>>157138587>12-3Y>12-3Y>12-3Y>12-3Y>12-3Y
>he's backhaiai
>>157138641Those guys drink like fishes, so it's probably some ungodly amount
>>157138623The top is separate because it's used as a cup. Dan will be drinking sake from it later in a photo shoot and that's not a joke.
>>157138666>Say my name you fucking manlet...
>>157138658>drinking hobo swill sake out of a super fancy sake cupI thought trophies were supposed to be a joyous occasion?
>didnt hi5 the kidRude
Did Hakuho have to stand around like this for hours while being gifted random golden cows every few months
>>157138666>when you become a yokozuna i will get a kinboshi off of you. be ready.
They should bury one of the yokozuna under the dohyo to keep the evil spirits at bay next time.
And then everyone stood up and started clapping.
I clap along at home
was that a white kid?
Who's that young gaijin lad tossing the gyoji
>>157138687>>157138688Wasn't paying attention, could've been Eisei.
>>157138687Yes.
>>157138687Yeah Eisei, he just finished his qualifier matches, he'll be on the banzuke in September.https://japannews.yomiuri.co.jp/attachment/337520/
>>157138691Yeah it was him. He's a big guy (for me)
wew Dan is making bank
>>157138692KAHM ON ENGLANDWIN SOME FUCKING BOUTS
It's been an honor. See you guys in September.
>>157138692>2009>17 years
Soooo.... what do we do now?
Who will he pick to ride with him?
>>157138711Atami, Yoshi, or Haku. 100%.
>>157138709
>>157138709wait for the parade
>>157138692>TarasenkoSumo is a hohol sport now
>>157138714Hope its atami
>>157138709Starcraft's ASL starts up soon, I enjoy it for a lot of the same reasons I enjoy Sumo.
>>157138709I've taken up darts lately, got my board right near me. Been working on stabilising my arm when I throw.
>>157138723Starcraft is lame because of build order wins. I used to care about it but no more, especially since Flash doesn't care anymore.
>>157138723I haven't watched SC since the GSL SC2 days, Tastosis are the best.
Quick reminders to anyone who forgot:1) Dan pulled Gonoyama's hair2) Thus Dan's final score should've been 11-43) The playoff should've been Atami v Kiri, which Atami wonIt should've been an Atami yusho.
>>157138628someone could probably make a better meme
6 fucking weeks of waiting nowsee you at /xs/
>>157138738wrong since fishlips pulled dans hair and won, which actually brings him back up to plus 1
>>157138739anything is better than AI.
>>157138739It already was a better meme
So gaijin-san, how about that 2 Ozeki 1 Cup video?
>>157138739Fuck off with your AI shit.
>>157138738Quick reminderYou lostDan won lmaooo
>>157138720Taiho Koki had also ukrainian ancestry, if not I'm not mistaken. So yeah, hohol sport
>>157138738Yeah and Germany could have won WW2 if everything had gone differently, real fuckin big brain take
>>157138738The kami forgave Dan and allowed him to win.I don't make the rules here.
kirishitma wins september on a playoff with danylo and has 1win 1playoff 1win and gets promoteddan wins november and has 1w(playoff) 1playoff 1win and gets rope tooNow with 2 real yokozuna horse and onoshito get taken into a warehouse in shibuya and hot on the back of the headShishi wins in January
Who the fuck is that with the flag?
Hiiiiiiiiiiii~
kyokuWHYyuWhy would you pick him???
*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
>>157138783because they are bros
See you all in September, brothers.Take care until then.
>>157138782Rare footage of Dan actually happy
bye bye until september
It's over
Highly entertaining basho, fellow /sumo/heads. I will see you all next basho.
>>157138681just give the gyoji a poltergust 3000
>>157138744>>157138745>>157138750Thanks for the (You)s
good night
It's been fun hanging with you sickos again, see you in September.
See you next basho, /sumo/
If Dan fails the rope again, are they gonna posthumously promote him in 200 years like all the OG ozekis?
just woke up. missed the entire thing. happy for dan tho
>16 threads>975 postswe're on our way up boys
what were the special prizes?
>>157138865Free hooker coupons and macaroons
>>157138865they were a google search away, im sorry for asking to be spoonfed
>>157138739Sure
>>157138916> keeping his pants offlmao
>>157138916<3
goodjob aoshit
>>157138748the problem is i’m banned from most of the places around here that sell alcohol, for reasons that are entirely not my fault
>>157138996>for reasons that are entirely not my fault
>>157138822Another low IQ grease poster, yawn
>>1571387384. Made you cry
>>157138941man I remember seeing these in magazines when they first came out. I thought “huh I guess that’s the kind of mouse we’re going to use in the future”spoiler: that’s not the kind of mouse we use in the future it’s actually kind of weird that we’re still using the exact same input devices as typical computers from 35 years ago, just with different shaped plugs. The only interface device that really changed was phone touchscreens.
world cup 2026 basho it's over!
>>157139278and we only lost one thread
>>157139328I remember 2 threads archiving.
>>157139278yokozuna dan will have 20 yusho before the next world cup bashoscreenshot this
>>157139031>>157138628you on the right, nigger
>>157134416>>157134432the pikachu mon is actually pretty /fa/.
>>157137190LMAO
1000th for Dan!
>>157138792Is that Kyokukaiu? Why him?
>>157139935Beautiful fish
Rewatching the final bout and noticing Aonishiki has his hands down ready and Kirishima puts one of his hands down, and then baited putting his second hand down but pulls it back just slightly before it got the lien. I think he's trying to do dirty tricks to induce a matta and get in his opponent's head. It worked on Atamifuji who ended up going early and I've seen Kiri do this to other people too. It didn't work on Aonishiki though he just stared at him until the hand was fully down. What a sneaky fucker.
>>157139935Why are those kids so miserable?
>>157141507Tired I guess
>>157141507have you never been a kid dragged along to random 'adult' ceremonies? shit sucks, you just want to go home and play video games instead of standing around
who is this absolute unit? size XXXL suit still doesn't fit
>>157142386ex-Tochinofuji from Kasugano-stable
