Recommendation to DO A FLIP FAGGOT Edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dThread ancestor: >>157103192
KWABOTY
>>157116812KWABOAT
i'm not going to use the old thread
evil spirits status?
>>157116884> the two yokozuna haven't fought each other since January> now MAYBE they'll only fight in SeptemberThere's no purification at all. 0% of the dohyo has been purified. Dig the squid out, it's over.
The evil sprits are too powerful. Kiritshitma is going to get a zuna promotion off a fusen win. Only a Niggatame zuna run can save us from this curse.
>>157116812If Onosato loses today they should force him back in the ring for the 7-7 matchup between them tomorrow. Loser retires.
>>157116884Emboldened. Writhing. Wriggling to freedom.
>>157117013*when onosato loses
Koga KK's. The evil spirits are receding.
Did you doubt him at 4-5?
>>157117126Never. NEVER!
>>157117126Why would I ever doubt >my ozeki?
Kazuma bros, how will this set back affect his prospects for a 10/10 Yakuza wife?
>>157117126The only thing Quattro is good at is 8-7. I never had a single doubt.
>>157117387He can be Ryuden's wife down in Div 2. That's his home. And he needs to stay there.
>>157116705Hoshoryu going kyujo now messes with the yusho race too much to not have behind-the-scenes repercussions. He really must be hurt, if not the kyokai will eat his ass. Also Kirishima would not get promoted with a 12-3 yusho anyway, and Aonishiki got away with a hair pull and will probably yusho so I'm not too mad about it.
Shishi dies today
>>157117597Zak's parking spot is back so he's going to be back to his usual apathetic self.
what a disgrace
>>157117597Nope
> sakutaro, please... the potato ogre must not get 11... he must not win...
>>157117575His only hope would have been beating Hosh on the clay and beating Dan in a playoff, this fusen helps his yusho chances but hurts his promotion
>>157117630Its not Hosh's fault hes not a good Yokozuna. He was a perfectly fine Ozeki and the YDC promoted him in a panic cause Terunofuji retired. Its on them to pick proper zunas.
>>157117630>>157117833True, what was Hosh supposed to do, lose on purpose to not get promoted? Decline the promotion?
>>157117126Yes I doubted.> mfw Zak gets his KK
Someone turned me on to midnight sumo and I have watched quite a lot of his live streams for teh last two years. I am so impressed with the strength and agility of the wrestlers. I don't know much about the sport. I see fat guys. I assume they are not athletic, just heavy. I couldn't have been more wrong. They are extremely athletic. But the thing that absolutely floored me was to discover how tall they are. I work as a waiter at a famous steakhouse in New York City. Last summer, three wrestlers and five of their friends or coaches came to the restaurant. I am 6 foot tall. These wrestlers towered over me. They had to be 6' 4" or taller. Seeing their proportions in video made me think they were short, stumpy guys. They are literal giants in ever sense of the word.
>>157117840he should take a break/suspension and go back to his homeland for a training arc
>>157117575>>157117825It'd be better to think of this as the start of a new rope run than the one that cinches it. If he ends this basho at 12-3 JY or Y, it'd build a stronger case if he wins the next one.
Chills
day 11 - asonyama shishi
>>157118047Thrills
day 11 - takerufuji takayasu
day 11 - ura roga
>>157118096How is Ura in makuuchi
day 11 - chiyoshoma oshoma
day 11?
Yeah we're on day something else
>>157118104>Get to lower Maegashira>Do quite well>Get promoted to single-digits Maegashira>Get your dick kicked in by the sanyaku>Demoted back down to lower Maegashira>repeatMany such cases
>>157118047Pretty sure this is a swastika if viewed from above
>>157118104he'll pull out an 11-4 next basho
>>157118112i'm catching upday 11 - fujinokawa gonoyama
>>157118047We out there doing bad shit, nigga.
day 11 - hakunofuji takanosho
>>157118157ZAMN!
day 11 - yoshinofuji hiradoumi
>>157118175
day 11 - atamifuji kotoeiho round 1
>>157118157
day 11 - atamifuji kotoeiho round 2
day 11 - aonishiki kotoshoho
>>157118157>>157118047is this aura?
day 11 - hoshoryu kotozakura
>>157118221yes
>>157118104Ura's just there to pull off overly complicated kimarite on the cellar dwellers in makuuchi, while also trolling Takayasu any chance he gets as revenge for destroying his knees.
>>157118047>>157118157do they at least get a watch for the promo?
day 11 - kirishima onosato
>>157118242kek.KEK.
oh i'm retarded, all of that was day 12day 13 - asakuryu onokatsu
>>157118242me on the right
>>157118287depression eating
Why doesn't Hoshoryu simply become fatter?
day 13 - kinbozan chiyoshoma
I just want to see Fujinokawa squeak into the sanyaku. Is that too much to ask?
>spamming the thread with matches everyone has already seen
day 13 - daiseizan tobizaru
day 13 - wakamotoharu asakoryu
>>157118327he'll get there
day 13 - nishikifuji fujiseiun
hoshoryu is the most cringe yokozuna thats ever been, the jsa should just ban mongs from sumo at this point. the hawaiians never pulled bullshit like this
day 13 - shodai abi
day 13 - asanoyama oshoma
day 13 - ura fujiryoga
day 13 - roga ichiyamamoto
day 13 - daieisho takanosho
day 13 - fujinokawa churanoumi
>>157118109>You merely adopted the oshoma. I was born in it. Molded by it. I did not see Chiyo until I was already a sekitori.
>>157118369
Another free pass for Kirishima, jesus fuck. I mean he won't get promoted anyway at this point, but still. He already got a free basho last time (that he lost anyway)
day 13 - takayasu kotoshoho
>>157118369agreed, it takes a special kind of fakeozuna to put out a year like this.
day 13 - shishi kotozakura
day 13 - kirishima aonishiki
day 13 - takerufuji onosato
day 13 - hoshoryu atamifuji
Is teleports behind u the new meta for Sumo?
>>157118597better trick than spinning
Hosh faggot sits out to help Kirishima stay fresh in hopes of a playoff.
>>157118640it was already a foregone conclusion that he would take a dive for kirishitma, what he is really dodging is having onosato hand him an mk on senshuraku
>>157118485Kotozakura loves that move after Aonishiki kept beating him with it.
Whos Onosato getting on the final day then? Shishi?
having kirishitmong get handed the fusen and having him still lose the yusho race only proves even more conclusively how unworthy of the top rank he is
Kank sighted
Dan fights injured - yushoes anywaywhat a chad, he'll be putting up zenshos soon enough absolute dai material
>>157118640We need another match fixing investigation
He should've kyujo'd a lot sooner. Onosato didn't get it yet he should do it as well..
I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to admit it neither, my respect for Hoshoryu as a yokozuna just fuckin plummeted
>>157119020Tatsunami interview about kyujohttps://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202607250000264.html?Page=1
niggatame bros...
Play-offs
big makushita playoff, nice
6-1 seven man playoffs for makushita
>>157116812R.I.P.
This is too miraculous for Asahi NOT to get the yusho!
>>157119025>I didn't want him putting in a lackluster performance. If he’s going to compete, I want him to wrestle like a Yokozuna. If he can't do that, then it can't be helped."
How does a seven man playoff work? Is it single elimination, someone gets a bye?
>>157119081one of them gets lucky and can skip 1 round
>>157119072>3 futagoys
>>157119088So the winner if he doesn't get lucky has to do 7 to 4, 4 to 2, 2 to1, three matches total
>>1571190913 futaboys, none of them yushos lol
THE MANLETS WILL RISE AGAINNOT VERY FAR, BUT STILL
Enho doing much better than i ever thought back in Juryo.
>>157119072I think Futagoyama is going to croak if his futasoys manage to choke in these playoffs.
>>157119081https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEGFNRCUbOg
Hey look I found Aonishiki's favorite mouse on eBay.
>>157119175I don't get it
>>157119175kek
Meisei is getting de-sekitori'd, right?Will ANYONE miss him?
Wait last basho was seven way playoffs for makushita too. I forgot that omori tsuridashihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtHNFVeSm9U
With Hoshoryu declaring Kyujo, I guess you could say his taint finally got the better of him.
>>157119239good one anon
Tamakachi!
>His uncle was one of the strongest and most skilled Yokozuna in history>he had to be expelled for defeating the assassins the JSA sent against him>Hoshoryu is SO pathetic and useless that he will be the first Yokozuna in history to be forced into retirement due to his abysmal lack of effort when fighting
>>157119175hearty laugh
>>157119239
Horse will never win a Basho as Yokozuna.NEVER.
can't wait for the day 15 yokozuna make-koshi duel of shame
>>157119287> I stand for the elders, but I cannot stand the yokozuna!> I stand for the foreign audience, but I cannot stand the yokozuna! They can't even stand on both of their legs!> I stand for the local fans, but I cannot muster the strength to seriously support the yokozuna!> Oh, come on, please! Is there *anyone* who is pleased with the yokozuna?> ...> ...> ...> ...I am, si-> Shut up!
>>157119175lol
My Ozeki got hit with a gambling scandal on uchinoheya he better be glad I had money saved to make this go away
>>157119338you'll have to, hosh kyujo
>>157119362Onosato can still MK
>>157119377Man, Onosato looks like a kid whose parents are forcing him to be there and he just wants to go home, but he knows no matter what all he's getting is a therapy session with the belt.
>>157118047>>157118157Literally aura farming.
>>157119365mid bout hair pull
>>157119402Nah, that's pushing down on the top of the head which is allowed.
>>157119389The injury he's recovering from is a separated shoulder. That's career ending in a lot of circumstances even WITH surgery and homeloaf is rawdogging it. I hope in time he can heal up adequately and get back to his old self, he's shown glimmers and twinkles of it this basho but he's nowhere near healthy yet.
manlet matches are top entertainment
>>157119454Reminder that Anonishiki did this to him.
Just learned Hosh pulled out, god he fucking sucks
Does anyone know the deal with Midori's left wrist wrap? He's had it multiple basho now.
>>157119490I'm not sure but wouldn't it be better to just finish the tournament at this point? Show some resolve and the will to continue despite the unfortunate score. Now he just looks like an even bigger bitch
>>157119508I think he was scared of 7-8
>>157119490>>157119508lol you guys, no matter what neph would do, it's all wrong and shitty in your eyes. Just don't beat a dead horse..
>>157119508I don't know enough about the culture, but it could be perceived that pulling out for injury offer some excuse for the poor performance, while doing badly while fighting all the way through day 15 doesn't give you that way out.
>>157119508I thought the same, especially since his match today is pretty consequential. I'm pretty asspained about it and those JSA guys are way more hawkish psychos on upholding Yoko responsibilities than me
>>157119187Me neither, but I have autism
>>157117575Bruh Gonoyama already confirmed his hair wasn't pulled. I would trust what the rikishi says vs what arm chair sumo experts on 4chin say.
>>157119545proofs?
>>157119365What a gentleman
>>157119545>Bruh Gonoyama already confirmed his hair wasn't pulled. No he didn't. Stop saying this.
All Kirishitma had to do was raise his hand and call the mono-ii, but the cowardly mong that he is didn't have the gumption, and so here we are.
There he is, a true Yokozuna to the bitter end.
yoisho
>Heckin' nephew! Pulling out on day 14, while being on his way to make-koshi! NOT A YOKOZUNA, NOT MY NEPHEW! DISGRACE! AONISHIKI IS NOW MY NEPHEW!
>>157119201I will miss his salt-tossing
>>157119591He is looking a little less sad today
Sweep that dohyo up, Janny
>>157116812>sharto put no effort against kirishima, pretty much threw the match>kwaboty jokozuna horseshityu drops out to give kirishitma an auto winThe JSA is desperate to get a kirishitma win and rope him. They are not even trying to hide it.
>>157119545https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202607220001356.html>gonoyama: yeah my hair got pulled but it is what it is>danfags: SEE GONOYAMA DIDN'T GET HIS HAIR PULLED HONOR RESTORED
what's it called when two 7-7 wrestlers meet, there's a term for it right?
>>157119663darwin match
>>157119667i mean in nipponese
>>157119680darwinu matcheru
>>157119680ダウィン マチ
Kazuma Lords, it's time we put in a shift to save our rep and our dignity
>>157119545>Bruh Gonoyama already confirmed his hair wasn't pulled.Midnightsumo said that. That wigga doesn't even speak Nipponese.
>>157119688>>157119693arigatou . . .
Shishi was wearing the meme kimono today
>>157119704so danfags are midnightsumo viewers? holy grim
>>157119705ノ プロブレム ニーがさん
some very silly sumo
That was very soft sumo
Our reputation is restored, KazGods
It looked like both of them didnt even want to be there, what the fuck, touching heads?
>>157119523The only correct choice would have been to do it days ago when we all knew it was over.
>>157119744Ogre's posture looked all fucked-up, so he was probably very wary. And doesn't Toby kind of fight like that all the time?
>>157119715now it all makes sense
>>157119744It's not wrong for people to look at that and say "wtf kazuma just press W" but Tobi was waiting for that,t hey both kept attemping pulls. Very patient sumo by both guys but there's no getting around that mass when Kazuma wasn't willing to just yolo push forwards.
>>157119556>>157119548https://sumostats.com/news/2fb9af04-c867-417a-b32f-677b54e37d20
>>157119744Tobizaru didn't have a way to take him down and Kazuma eventually found an opportunity to bulldog him out of the ring.
>>157119607What’s his twitter?
>>157119774esl moment
>>157119774That just quotes this article >>157119659 and nowhere does it say that Gonoyama didn't get his hair pulled.
>>157119659>gonoyama: yeah my hair got pulled but it is what it isDid not say that
Roga going to his highest rank next basho
Cool bout
>>157119816see >>157119799
>roga not 7/8Evil spirits are here, it's over, say your last prayers
asasuiryu is the better manlet anyway
>>157119659except he didn't say his hair was pulledand nice google translate you retarded tranny
>>157119816It says>I tried to perform my brand of sumo but he performed his own brand of sumo and his brand is better
belts save lives
>>157119799No hablo espanhol>>157119805I am being pedantic, but he didn’t say his hair was pulled even if it was. Probably because the match was over and the decision was already made. He would just look like a pussy if he said that the loss was due to hair pull.
>>157119843Tell us where in Japanese did Gonoyama confirm that he didn't get his hair pulled, N1-san.
>Kotoeiho is half-Koreansumo has fallen
The dan seethe is just fantastic.
Damn, good match but it's almost like Asakoryu's arm drag >>157119556>>157119548>>157119774Hi, Interpreter-anon here to spoonfeed you. Gonoyama is stating whether or not the hair was pulled, it's irrelevant because he was soundly beaten in the match, and consider himself outmatched in that bout.
>>157119848Pretty much. He was avenged next day anyway.
>>157119880Yes weeb-kun. We already know that.
>>157119663>>157119680There's no specific Japanese sumo term for it since Darwin match was coined by the English speaking sumo community. Closest you get is irekaesen いれかえせん, which means replacement or promotion/relegation match. It's used in sumo sometimes but is generally used in a broader sporting context.
>>157119880Gracias Hector-kun
>Ah well....time for some bitches!
>>157119892Certainly, but the ipad kids in the room need a little more guidance.
abi you god damn clown
>>157119880>Gonoyama is stating whether or not the hair was pulledYes so he didn't confirm or deny anything and the danfag and antidanfag are both equally retarded. Case closed.
Who's the old guy with stunto
>>157119932Former Yokozuna Wakanohana.
UUURRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
URA POWER
Ura holding w
Well I'll be damned. Good thing those wraps kept the shrapnel from his knees decimating the spectators.
>>157119287
>Hoshoryu kyujoHAHAHAHAHAHAYeah sure, he's "injured" and not just making excuses.
f bozo
>>157120009He should just intai at this point.
>>157119287Akebono's physique disgusts me.
>>157119287akebono looks like reggie fils aime that old nintendo of america guy. in another life maybe he too was a sumo wrestler lmao
>>157119994God tier physique
>>157120033That wrecking ball on stilts physique made him yokozuna while fighting against Futagoyama army alone
>>157120009Tore his MCL. We're putting him down after the basho finishes.
Was just reading up on Harumafuji and apparently his assault fractured the skull of someone, which caused him to have to miss a tournament and get demoted out of makuuchi. They couldn't give him a bye? He only missed a tournament because the yokozuna attacked him, give him a break
>>157120058Tore it doing what? Getting out of fucking bed? There's always an excuse with that cunt.
>>157120079No.
That henka wasn't to win, it was just to survive a Gonoyama tachi-ai
>>157120080I heard Dan yanked his hair, twirling him in circles in the locker room. Afterwards he slipped from being so dizzy and tore his MCL
Attention #hagwatch members, the shapeshifting sorceress has returned to the arena.
>>157119287Asashoryu is still what a yokozuna should look like
>>157120098This all happened but the worst part was that Kirishitma witnessed everything yet still remained silent.
>SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, WORRY!
>>157120112That's like saying all NBA MVP should play like Jordan and that's impossible.
So when's Onosato going kyujo and making up a bad excuse?
>>157120132hopefully he just finishes it out, I'd love to see a winning record but finishing the basho alone is a big deal coming back from that injury.
Hoshoryu going for that Kisenosato career.
>>157120131He said LOOK LIKE, Bakaslav.
>>157120132Senshuraku when he loses tonight.
>>157120132Onosato has more honor due to his Japanese genes. Mongols don't have honor. That's because of their genes. So Onosato won't kyujo.
>>157119895Arigatou!
>>157120148Was /sumo/ around for that era? Watching that "career" must have been laughable.
>>157120192>east asian try not to look like a racial stereotype challenge (impossible)
#PLEASERETIREHOSH
Playoffs should be done as a battle royale #factos
>>157120148Retard
Matta incoming
couple of very late mattas called in fujinokawa matches the last few days
Henkanonigga is my favorite manlet
Gyoji scolding Nishifuji for not losing to the henka so makes them restart so Fuji can matta.
>>157120079Harumafuji was one of the harder tacklers in the history of sumo.
>>157120227Early starts are his MO.
>ono should retire>hosh should retirehow about this fucking shimpan retire, jesus christ
Maybe they can calm the evil spirits by performing a ceremonial sacrifice of a couple jonikuchis and jonidans on the dohyo
For me? It's the ape beast ogre man, Foojy Rogre
>>157120263>Moriurara and Koga spirited away one night
Come on Takanosho, a couple more big pushes.
Rematch
>>157120283Clear win for Goshima.
>>157120283retard
>>157120283think 'oga's got it
Unlucky Takanosho.
blind shinpan again? takanosho clearly stepped out
>>157120234Complete bs
Once again Takanosho has a winning position and leaves his legs behind during the push. Being a Takanosho fan is pure suffering.
Taka drifted his foot across the outer edge
>>157120293>>157120292I kneel
>This gyoji missed a toe kicking up a wall of sand>The last gyoji restarted a match way too late then missed a mattaThese dress wearing faggots carrying spanking paddles are really slipping tonight.
>>157120320>>157120311>>157120300They caught it and made the right call.
biggu shocku
>a Dan win tonight makes a 13-win yusho from a sanyaku possible and hopefully calms the restless spirits>a Takerufuji win would be really really funnyI'm torn, lads
>>157120320They don't have the Tanto, so they should instead ritually strangle themselves while Onosato gives them the crazy eyes to absorb their souls and heal his shoulder.
>>157120332Fascinating, too bad they couldn't catch at least 2 hair pulls instead
The universe is doing everything it can to make Kirishima a yokozuna huh? Injured opponents for all his recent successes and now this... bit lame
Anyone playing uchinoheya
>>157120345Kirishima WILL be a yokozuna and yes you WILL seethe
>>157120337I am firmly in the "Fuck Takerufuji" camp for robbing Takayasu of Yusho contention.
ZOOMERS ETERNALLY BTFO
>>157120332The gyoji didn't do shit last match, just stood there while shinpans called him a retard in the dohyo.
The king has arrived..
Takayasu has earned my respect
KUSO.
>kusano
Good fightback, kuma-san.
Lookin fuarkin strong
what a vicious claw
>>157120365How the fuck did he ever not have it? Are you the faggot who hasn't watched sumo before? Takayasu is only this low ranked because of a torn hamstring, the guy's been a Sanyaku powerhouse for I don't fucking know how long.
Takayasu's been in this game since before some of these guys were born and he's still kicking ass.
Both yokozuna lose today
both Komusubi btfoyou love to see it
>>157120377>Are you the faggot who hasn't watched sumo before?Yes. Coming in he looked like some old busted up has-been but watching him overcome so many opponents has massively won me over. Looking at his career record now I am even more impressed by his longevity.
Oh shit 7 way playoff in Makushita. It's Asahifuji v the entire Futagoyama stable.
I hope Oho isn't hurt, because he would've gotten nearly the same record had he sat out the entire tournament.
>>157120390Daieisho is the same deal. Long time Sekiwake, fights like a gorilla, even has a yusho. Bust his calf in training a year ago and has struggled to find form but is perfectly capable of breaking people's faces.
>>157120365He shouldn't.
>>Japan vs ukraineif you fuck this up..
>>157120390you just about missed the Tamawashi era
>Takayasu is now the old fart of the top division
Oho winning at least.
>>157120404it hurts
retard time
I like oho because his name is easy to rememberSame reason I'm rooting for shishi
The retard cometh
LET'S GO OGRE
CAM ON ATAMI
Both outcomes are fine here.
Alright Sheesh time for another big win
ENTERTHE HERO
I want them both to win. I'm just happy that one of them will be 11-3.
>>157120415>>157120416based
Shishi gets pulled down and goes :O
>>157120422three_kings_staring_at_each_other.pngThe spirits will feast on this match
>>157120430Eimi-chan promised Shishi a special present if he wins. There's no way he'll lose.
Dawn, Shishi is nervous
shitshit
Shishisters...We got nuked
shishi sisters...
GWAN ATAMIN
weak shit from the based retard
Pathetic display.
too honorable to henka properly
Eh, Shishi
Thank you sumoGODS
Dear god, the retarded henka.....
damn that looked easy
our retard went FULL retard
What the fuck was that
The meatball rolls on
Ok it was fun to root for shishi but he's never fucking getting the yusho
rigged
>too retarded to henka
This wasn't fair to Shishi... They're expecting him to count higher then 10....
I can feel that fifth jun for Atami
>trying to henka the slowest motherfucker in makuuchi
ATOMICfuji
>>157120476He's getting the yusho next basho. This is experience for him. Trust the plan.
Atami doesn't move fast enough to henka, fucking hell Shishi. Reeked of desperation. If he'd just gone for a retard shove tachiai he'd have done better.
AND WE ARE NOW ON AN ATAMIFUJI #OZEKIWATCH
Just 13 wins for Ozeki. He's finally figuring it out.
Shishi was paid off to distract Dan by being as retarded as possible before he had his match.
HERE WE GO LADS BIGGEST MATCH YET
Danners get in here
>HAKKEYOI!>
Kill the white man, break both of his legs
yeah yeah we already know chicken legs ain't gonna win this shit so i'll just post it nowTHE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
Imagine Taker henkas Dan
i'm nervous
>the battle of busted ankles
>>157120518Henkas don't work on Dan after WTK did it. He doesn't charge fast enough.
Feels like another henka incoming
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>>157120512behold the prophet
holy graceful
Dang, good match
Damn.
WHITE MAN STATUS>[X] MARCHING ON
It's just that easy
>chicken-legs
Disgraceful
Dan won but he looks in pain from that landing.
So Atamifuji play off?
yoooooo let's goooooooo
Takayasu: Avenged
>has zero reason to win this basho>does it anyways
WHITE BOY SUMMER
Aonishiki is the Fedor Emelianenko of sumo
Atami tomorrow pretty sure, and Aonishiki really has to come up with something insane in order to defeat the lardo.
>>157120547Assuming Atamin v Dan tomorrow, Atamin needs to win to take it to a playoff.
>>157120526It was also funny when Fujinokawa tried that weird jump shit on him and got grabbed mid-air
Aonishiki-doori. gl to Daieisho but the rest of the bouts tonight are larks, this was the real banzuke-topper, gn lads
OURnishki
Reminder that Dan's January yusho was a 12-3 playoff against Atamifuji. History is a flat circle.
>>157120547Once again it's up to Atami to stop the dan menace...
I want Dan to lose to Atami tomorrow, and then in playoff between those two it goes to monoii and rematch, and then in the third match Dan wins. Then we hopefully get lardo crying kino
Ajigawa sat ringside like the smuggest cunt on the planet.
>>157120585He's not smug. He's ashamed that his legacy is going to be a wh*te "person" taking over his sport.
neo motherfucker
lmao what a match
Why did they announce the fusen after that match instead of this one?
lmaoooo back to the primordial soup fucko
Tried to pull an Ura
damn he was doing the matrix dodge
>fish-lips just went MKkek.
Lmao someone please clip that
>>157120576If Kirishima wins his match and Dan loses it will be a three man playoff
Kekaroos
so is kotoeiho going to be over fish lips on the next banzuke now?
Kotoshoho turning into Neo from the matrix
Did they pull up the Hosh fusen earlier than it's supposed to be? Is that because they don't want to end on a fusen
>>157120598They announce it early so we don't get disappointed in the last few matches.
Kotoshoho hitting the 6-7
Atomic meatball vs Spotted hohol Truly the best timeline. Whoever wins, I win.
>>157120611If the former wins and the latter loses probably.
>>157120598to fill the rikishi ringside of the dohyo
>>157120611No, not yet.
>>157120609I'd rather Aonishiki just win it straight up, this time.
>>157120613Yep. Always done that way.
>>157120617We either get a sweet playoff with a chance Atami yushos, or we break the current 12-3Y streak. Not a bad outcome.
win a match fatty
e.honda motherfucker
>n-no, not back there! anything but that!
Is there a playoff if Dan wins tomorrow, or is he just automatically wins?
>>157120650If Dan wins tomorrow he wins the yusho
>>15712065013 wins guarantees the yusho.
>>157120650If Dan wins he'll be 13-2 and no one else can match that score so he wins outright.
>>157120636Can you imagine the Atami smile if he wins? Especially when look at the money reward and the big fish?
>>157120650Dan can lose tomorrow and then still win the playoff
Does Onosato get East Yokozona now due to Horse going kyujo?
>>157120666>666DELETE THIS POST RIGHT NOW
The backwards lean 6-7 meme didnt save him
>>157120669If he finishes with a positive record, yes.
>>157120669Only if he wins, lol.
>>157120669Yokozuna and Ozeki get arranged in order of who got most wins in the last basho. Hosh got 7 this basho so Sato needs another win to slide over.
>>157120667That's the best outcome, Dan loses and runner ups win, and then we get big playoff and Dan wins that
>>157120666HAIL, SATAN! This is the post.
>>157120673>>157120679FUCK.
>>157120650Do math
He's doing the psycho faces again, he truly is back
/ouryokozuna/
MY YOKOZUNA
>>157120670The spirits have a will of their own. Omae wa mou shinderu.
>>157120691Yeah he's lost the vacant look of the first couple of weeks.
EASTYOKOZUNA
>>157120706>Heh, take that Hoshoryu, bet you feel stupid now huh
>being this happy with a 8-6grim
Predict Shishi's final opponent
>>157120721Himself.
>>157120712I feel like most people weren't sure if he was gonna make it to the end of the basho without kyushoing to be fair.
>>157120711Imagine going kyujo right on the last two matches to save face from going MK as YokozunaIMAGINEJesus fucking Christ. Horse is so trash.
>>157120721Did he fight Takerufuji already? If yes, then Fujiryoga?
i can't believe there's only one day left
>>157120730Yeah he beat Taker on like day 2 or something. It's gotta be Fujiryoga or Takayasu or maybe Onosato would be fun
>>157120733Yes, but that day is Senshuraku. Hakkeyoi!
>>157120721Probably Takerufuji. But might be Kirishima for laughs and giggles
>>157120738Feed Shishi to Takayasu. Crush him with the weight of experience. And the weight of weight.
>>157120750Kirishima is going to get Zak
>>157120721He will charge the gyoji and fall out of the ring.
>>157120712With the gravity of his injury? I read japanese sumo comments on the youtube and twitter pretty often and the general consensus seems to be "just make it to the end" for Onosato fans. One or two are like "I wish he had the same vigor as when he was harassing younger rikishi" but by and large people just want him to not shit the bed again
How does a play-off work when there's more than 2 guys?
>>157120762Luck of the draw. One guy has to fight twice.
Here's for if Tomato wins tomorrow.
>>157120758No yokozuna should be content with under 10 wins a basho. And having a "just survive" mentality is not ideal. He should have never been in this position in the first place. Honestly if you lose to 2 or more maegashitters in the first week, just kyujo.
when do the women's matches start
>>157120758IIRC, Onosato has a separated shoulder.
>>157120779
>>157120762Winner has to win twice. If they have 4 or more they do brackets. If it's an odd number, one guy gets a bye round.
>>157120762One guy has to beat both guys
>>157120779They livestream on YouTube occasionally. >>>/xs/263707
>>157120721a bowl of riceshishi loses
>if Atamifuji wins>big smile on Majin Boo>everything will be alright>former Ozeki Takakeisho will be forced to kneel before Atamifuji, swear loyalty to the Great Tomato, and admit the disgrace of his henka at "the basho of misery.">if Aonishiki wins>he wins the basho being injured, with 2 "active" Yokozuna and 2 "active" Ozeki>but most important>he will have more yusho under his mawashi than Hoshoryu>if Kirishima wins>another mongolian contender will overshadow the failure that was making Hoshoryu a Yokozuna>Hoshoryu will be "the third Yokozuna who appears from time to time">Kotozakura face
>>157120762They have a janken poi tournament
>>157120836>Kotozakura faceThey don't think it be like it is, but it do.
>>157120782yes, the council seems to have a lot of sympathy for injuries if you look back to how rough it was for Teru and kisenosato. Hakkaku is a mouthy fucker about them being dogshit but look at his record
>>1571207623 guy playoff>draw lots>guy A and guy B fight>winner stays on>if the winner beats guy C, they win>if guy C wins, he stays on and fights the other guy>repeat until someone has won 2 matches in a row4 guy playoff>2 pairs of matches>winners face off5 guy playoff>one guy gets a bye>4 guy playoff commences>winners do a 3 guy playoff with the person with the byeAny number above that is essentially the same, with guys getting paired off and fighting until they can use the method for a playoff with less people.Webm related is example of the last 5 man playoff in makuuchi
>>157120900>>repeat until someone has won 2 matches in a rowThat sounds kino if it drags on for long enough. What's the longest streak of bouts ever needed to win the playoff?>>one guy gets a byeSucks to be that guy. How do they decide who goes? The one with the "lowest level" wins?
>>157120954>Sucks to be that guy.No, it's good to be that guy. They draw strips of paper, like in the webm.
>>157120974Oh my bad, misread that. Interesting system regardless.
Day 15 is out
Post tommy curry.
>>157121240>Meatball v. Dan
>>157120954>Sucks to be that guy"Bye" in the seeding sense. Good thing because you can sit out the first round and rest until the second round.>What's the longest streak of bouts ever needed to win the playoff?According to Wikipedia, the longest 3 man playoff was 4 matches long at the March 1990 basho. It took place between ozeki Konishiki (first foreign ozeki), yokozuna Hokutoumi (current JSA chairman Hakkaku), and sekiwake Kirishima (original oyakata of current Kirishima--OG Kirishima would earn ozeki promotion after the playoff).>Konishiki beats Hokutoumi>Kirishima beats Konishiki>Hokutoumi beats Kirishima>Hokutoumi beats KonishikiMade a webm for you (they are big guys).
>Shishi knocked all the way to the bottom facing RogaLmao, the spotlights are gone
>Kotosh*ho in the last fight of regulationS
>>157121356Ukraine vs Russia and it’s irrelevant
>>157121380I heard when the war kicked off Shishi fought Roga and the crowd were getting crazy behind Shishi over it and booing Roga which is a little stupid since Shishi probably thinks of himself as more Russian than Ukrainian, and Roga likely does not consider himself Russian at all despite being born there
>>157121392Most people consider nationality to only be flag-deep.
>>157121328Thanks for the webm bro.That's a lot of grand sumo to be had in a single day. The bout for the day, then you find yourself fighting another three times in the playoff.
Can anyone tell me when the Makushita playoff should start tommorow? Trying to figure out when to wake up. I figure 2:00 pm JST or thereabouts?
>>157121401>flag-deepIsn't he Indian?
>>157119714Cursed attire
>>157121417Oh, wait, were the lower division playoffs after juryo?
Is Atami v Dan the youngest playoff ever? Surely when they did it in January it must've been.
>>157121447No. The youngest playoff ever was Yokozuna Marumarumaru (12 years old) against Sekiwake Taro (11 years old).
>>157121240https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/15/ Day 15 link
>>157121447Taiho vs Kashiwado just barely beats it.
dan wins - danfags:>>INJURED BUT STILL WINSatami wins - midfags:>>ATOMICFUJI YEEEEEEY
>>157122430KiriSHISHI wins — kiriSLUTS:
Has a wrestler's willy ever accidentally popped out?
>>157122590> Unlike most sumo tournaments, the one that ends Sunday will be remembered not for the mad scramble to decide a winner in its final days but by the humiliation of the little-known Asanokiri, who became the first wrestler in 83 years to lose a bout because his loincloth fell off.> Fighting against Chiyohakuho on live, nationwide television this week, the red-faced Asanokiri was yanked from the ring after the unraveling of his mawashi, or belt, grabbed him more television exposure than expected.> "I tied my mawashi the way I always do, but today it just came loose," Asanokiri said afterwards. https://www.nytimes.com/2000/05/20/sports/IHT-exposedsumo-wrestler-who-lost-it-all.html
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>>157122698Stop making early threads, faggot.
>>157122724Seething boomer
>>157122590Someone said we got a glimpse of Kazuma's nuts not long back.
>>157122724I get you, I don't like making them 15 posts earlier myself, but the other fag can't even spell "previous" right. Next time I'll wait a bit more.
Kirishitsisters…we lost, we're never getting promoted on a 12-3 and especially not one that includes a fusen. Horse screwed us over bigtime
>>157123270They wouldn't have promoted him with a 15-0.They'll promote Dan after the next tournament though. This one counts as an Ozeki win, my uncle is in the YDC.
>>157122698>look at me I’m retarded
>>157119545He would never openly confirm that. It goes against shimpans decision, so it's bad hinkaku.
why is he smiling? he didn't have to do shit today. zero hinkaku.
>>157128035Because he knows that Hoshoryu intended to pull out days ago but remained in solely to give Kirishima a fusen win.
>>157121392>crazy behind Shishi over it and booing RogaSure shishi was getting unusually large crowd support for a low ranked rikishi at the time, but it wasn't too over the top.Roga getting booed never happened.
Being Yokozuna doesn't seem so great. If I were Dan I'd love to win every other yusho and dodge the added responsibility
>>157130337That's because there are no real great Yokozunas now. Real Zuna enjoy getting attention, money they deserve, and wins. Dan can be one of them.
>>157121392Apparently Roga does consider himself Russian. At least insofar as he says he is not a mong, but Tuvan
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>>157134804Why make a new thread when there’s already >>157122637 ?Now there’s three fucking threads again.
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