SHINGERU PAKKU MINI Edition >Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dThread before thread: >>157088715
MOCHI MOCHI MOCHI MOCHI
Kazuma, Kazuma
>>157103264>Kazuma leaving top div
Bastard...
Kazuma just wants to get another juryou yusho
So Kazuma is just Hatsuyama-tier
Kazuma death
>kinbozan vs chiyoshomaeveryone get excited, the protagonists are here
how many times did tobizaru get poked in the eye that match, he was groping around blindly like a damn frankenstein
>>157103287He has more wins than hatsuyama's debut
What an unfortunate slip
shodai sucks
>>157103440even 2nd week shodai is weak lol
4D nodowa
>Evil Spirits pushed Shodai overYou can't make this shit up
>>157103192I hate japan i hate japan sportsGoyslop
Shodai has the weirdest brand of sumo
>those flagsAll the usual kind of cultureless shut in autist tryhards here i seeReminds me of other "hobbies" like F1Absolutely soulless sad people
Finding it more difficult to care about these undercard bouts as the basho goes on. Final 6 bouts look great and then the rest of the card is just whatever to me
The nagoya clay banana peels strike again
AHAHAHAHHAHAH
Up until he won Asanoyama was losing
Holy shit that was insane
lol oshoma
Bretty good
wadda comebackfreakin sugoi
>>157103459
Is there a word for being so bendy that you just absorb all those nodowa strikes and then snap back to normal because Asanoyama is apparently very good at it
>>157103471Damn...I didn't realize...
Asanoyama looking good
Henka time?
>>157103450>>157103459
ura hit the wall lol
do a flip
Straight up blasted him out of the dohyo
Ura might as well have grabbed himself by the scruff of his own neck and thrown himself out
Playing straight oshi against the ogre was probably not the greatest idea.
Blasting off again!
The 7-8 dream continues!
well well well
Can't believe osharto is gonna be 6-7 after today
finally managed to arrange work in a way that I can actually watch the basho live even tho I've been folliwing the NHK highlights for a couple of years now
get smoked
Gono gonna Gono.
Gonoyama is a very solid performer
Imhotepbros...
>>157103591he can go 8-7 even, plenty of big yokos had it
what a match
>>157103629ummm we have to go back 20+ years to find a yokopoop that barely got a kk? onosharto bros this aint a good look...
you slappa me? I slappa you
>strikes a pose on you
Love me some Daieisho.
Just taking turns like an rpg
>>157103669>four tettas in a line
>>157103656>ummm we have to go back 20+ years to find a yokopoop that barely got a kk?we ignoring the match fixing era then? lmao
>>157103629So 8-7 Zak was promised 50 years ago
incoming matta
six seven yaaaaaaay
Fujinomada
that's right Gyoji call that cheating manlet out
>Heh, two Yokozunas? Easy wins>AAAAIIIIIEEEEE DON'T HURT ME CHURANOUMI-SAMA NOOOOOOO
>>157103686literally within 1 second of me posting this
aaaaaaaaaaaaa save me shinpan!!!
YSK Chura actually touched out first. Should've either been reversed or torinaoshi.
>>157103675Match fixing era? How long was that a thing?
>>157103695the kusano effect
>>157103710probably dead body
>>157103695mental illness
>>157103710it was a lot closer than i thought in the replay. should have at least been a mono ii.
Imagine Takayasu on top of you
>>157103715I am too biased about it to give you good information, look into it yourself because my own hangups will taint your eventual view. It was a weird time for sumo, not positive. The influx of hawaiians happened then they left and they didn't stick around to teach the next generation like the japanese(and some mongolians) do and it was a shit show
So is Oho injured?
Losing to a fucking dog.
>>157103740He's Oho.
moshi-moshiiii~~~ you Ohno delivery is here
!!!!!!
>>157103731Interesting. Glad I've started watching sumo in a time where things seem to be pretty on the level, aside from the Yokozuna apparently being kinda weak but promoted rapidly because Yokozuna were needed.
>>157103740>1-12Can't even think of anything else to warrant this score, man is trying to heal on the dohyo
haha kotoeiho do funny leg thing
>>157103715google "yaocho"there was more match fixing to maintain sekitori status than there was match fixing for yusho
Heh. Fool.
BACK TO THE SEA YOU GO
Lion spotted
Shame.
damn that throw almost worked
Take my retard power Shishi
pushgods earned another strategic victory against the beltcucks
slippinofuji
> there will be a throw alright
three straight losses on the bounce for Fishlips Jr
Is Onosharto going to go kyujo if he's 7-7 coming into the final day?
Kotoeiho is panda eyes.
>kusano>beat all the "tough" opponents, like upper sanyaku and/or rikishi with positive wins>still lose randomly to shitters
Is Papayasu the old man in top division now that Tamawashi dropped down?
>hoshoryu>beat all the "tough" opponents, like upper sanyaku and/or rikishi with positive wins>still lose randomly to shitters
>>157103819stop deadnaming xir
All the stars are here
SSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gods I hate Onosato...
>>157103823Horse has lost to an Ozeki, a Sekiwake, and a Komusubi. That's hardly all the sanyaku.
What's the downtime on using old names? What if shishi just changed his shikona to kusano next basho, would anyone bat an eye
Is it not a bit shit to make Kirishima a yokozuna when all of his top opponents are injured for all of these tournements...
>spins for no reason>loses instantly
*teleports behind u*Heh, nothin' personnel, kid
I don't think anyone even believed here
I"'ll try spinning, that's a good trick"
chokeyasu...
Try spinning tha- oh
damn takayasu's turn radius is worse than my bmw
>>157103849If the name has any achievements attached to it you need to ask permission to use it. A century ago there was an Ozeki named Onosato. Kisenosato tracked down his descendant and asked permission to use the shikona.
I shouldn't have believed.
retard time
Now its gonna get interesting
6-7 fishe
Top heavy vs bottom heavy
LET'S GO SHISHI
LETS GO CAVEMAN
If Zak loses here, he deserves to go MK
IT'S TIMETAKE MY ENERGY SHISHI, THE WHITE LION
I believe in retard power
Zak absolutely does not want to lose to this guy
I actually think Shishi has this.
GO RETARD GO
Zak please keep this storyline alive!
LET'S GO RETARD
our retard :(
Retard bros....
Shishi didn't lick the salt = lost
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The dream is over.
Saw the pull coming ages before it happened there.
Shishi couldn't keep his face off of four tits and lost because of his
Oh, shishi
zacked
8-7s until retirement
Dammit Shishi.....
The dream is overCan't bully the quad tittied man with your size
Streaming my suicide after this basho
Yeah, that's how I figured it would go, a pull down.
>>157103949This needs to be updated with shishi's retard face
OGRE SLAINZAK GETS TO BE A FRAUD FOR AT LEAST TWO MORE BASHO
He got lost in the tits
This is actually the most energetic Zack has been this entire basho. Is it the rush of getting a new opponent to fight?
Shishi was the last hope to banish the evil spiritsSumo will not survive this decade
Let's go Zack!
>>157103962At least it's free
a very special prize for shishi :)
Dan... You may be a disgusting cheater but you need to win now if never again. Kirishima is no yokozuna...
>>157103968Not wanting to lose to such a lower ranked guy motivated him
>>157103962At least your family will get the next-of-kinboshi.
>>157103968He always gets this way when his 8 is on the line.
>>157103968Zak has looked super mobile this whole tourny, he is actually moving around the ring and not just taking the hit and losing
GWAN KIRISHIMA
>>157103968He did fight Shishi a long time ago, no?
Dan......
>>157103968Zak is secretly racist and had to do everything to get rid of the hohol menace
If Kiri wins here this basho is cursed
If Kirishima doesn't win here he's never getting the rope.
>>157103968His parking spot was on the line.
>>157103968Ozekis get a reserved parking space at the arena. Zak simply wishes to keep it.
#DraftAonishiki
I'm a little surprised they are doing this match now and not trying to save it for day 15.
>>157104006this
WHITEMANMARCHESON
GET ROTATED
lol
SLAVA UKRAINI
kiri-SHIT-makiri-SHIT-makiri-SHIT-makiri-SHIT-mahahahahahahahah
FLIPPED IM LIKE A PANCAKE
THE WHITE MAN IS BACK
OWARI DA
BEGONE DEMONS
Let's go Dan
AONISHIKI LETS GO
76th Yokozuna Aonishiki>The Ghost of Kiev>The Last Soldier of the Azov Battalion>The Tsar of the Mawashi>The Destroyer of Knees>Diamond Back>The K.K.K. (Kachi-Koshi Knight)>The Horse Whisperer>The Shoulder Collector>"The one who killed Kotozakura's lesbian partner">The Hairdresser>The Shi on Shishi>The Believer (of Takayasu Yusho)>The Kurultai Choosen One>The Ozeki that was promised>Dan the Terrible>Genghis Dan>The Doom of Mongolia>The Tartar Torture>Danmagne>Taiho Reincarnated>The True Great White Phoenix>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
>>157104024Eisei Tarasenko is that you
White man, marches on, etc
WHITE MAN
>can't even beat a guy with a broken toe
Based, get the fuck out Kiri
ATOM BOMB VS COUGHING BABY
YOKOZU-NO!!
> There's much to learn from the fish. Maybe I shouldn't get my grip on the belt, just this time...
Im thinking we're marching on bros
Brilliant defense from Kiri to roll over so that the white devil can't reach his hair for a pull
Aonishiki is so goodBalance restored to the dohyo
Get rotated, bitch
KIRI-FLIP-MA
WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN TOENAIL
>>157104051Hes pulling his fucking hair
Ohnoshito will lose on purpose now
If Kiri grabbed Dan's back hair would it count as a hair pull?
RaiDan Lord of Thunder has done it again
>>157104063dan won lmao
>>157104063Wrong
>>157104069if that was pulled aonishiki would lose all his strength, like samson
>>157104069Dan already restored the karmic balance yesterday by losing. The kami have forgiven after that display of humility.
>>157104069Kiri deserves to win if he has the balls to touch such a cursed spot
>>157104063>>157104069cope and seethe fecaloidswhite man won
percentage chance to see a sliver of ballsack per basho?
>>157104069Yes, same as if you pull Takayasu's chest hair
>>157104081bishamonten-sama...arigatou...
>>157104069It's alright. That pigment spot would get damaged and turn into a melanoma, but I'm sure he'd just heal on the dohyo.
So the refs are just gonna ignore dan painting that fake road on the side of the wall huh
CAM ON TAKKERS
If sato loses to chicken legs it's beyond over, I mean really just walk forward.
>>157104095They have very narrow eyes, hard to see, please understand
>>157104095I fucking cackled
good job fatty
Really bad time for Onosato to remember how to fight.
THE JAPANESE MAN MARCHES DIRECTLY FORWARDS
get BTFO, little mannow I want both Zuna to be 7-7 on senshuraku
Mr Walk Forward somehow found a way
JUST WALKFORWARD
dan yusho...again. it's getting boring.
Onosato and Zak giving Aonishiki their energy
>>157104095kek
>Go forward>WinIt's actually that simple
Where are all the pussies crying about Dan's ankle?
>>157104114A Yokozuna kachi fight would be the most pathetic thing.
what the FUCK was that camera work
>>157104128This post counts as just that. Retard
>>157104130@sumodb how many times has this happened in the last 100 years of Sumo?
Hoshoryu will lose to Atamifuji
>>157104126Did you forget Aonishiki's incident of >Go forward>loseSometimes it's not that simple
>>157104114Horse will lose to Kiri, but I don't think Zak can beat Sharto
>>157104128If Aonishiki can claim back his ozeki and maybe even win ayusho with fucked up ankle, imagine what kind of shit he will perform in the coming bashos when its fully healed
>>157104139Zak has no reason to fight now. He might even kyujo and fuck the tournament up.
hoshoryus devilishly handsome looks will carry him through this bout
>>157104134we're on the verge of making history here folks
>>157104134
Hypothetically, Dan Vs Shishi is still possible
ATOMIC FUDGY GOOOOOOOOOO
>>157104140>imagine what kind of shit he will perform in the coming bashos when its fully healed>implying he'll heal and not get injured worse
Shishi vs Kotoshoho might be decent
Anyone who refers to Atamifuji as "Atomic" is a M*dnight faggot.
Can demoted ozekiwake be rewarded any sanshos? I queryd it and it gave me nothing. If they give Aonishiki any sansho he breaks one record once again.
I want to SUCK on Atami's BREASTS
>>157104174He's Sekiwake so yes.
>>157104164He is called that by Japanese fans too retard
>>157104140> he still doesn't get itYou're not getting a yokozuna rank UNLESS you have a non-functioning limb. Hakuho's Curse is still not broken unless a righteous man with lips of fish splits the evil in half with a righteous stomp.
>>157104174Which record?
Too wide to throw
i want wakatakakage back
HOLY FUCK
i'm not even disappointed anymore man
HAHAHAHA
PFFAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAUNIRONIC OZEKI RUN
just retire already jesus christ
ACK!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HORSE SENT TO GLUE FACTORY
Hosh...
embarrassing...
>winning with multiple belly buttslike watching a prime Big Daddy bout
> trying a judo throw on a 200 kg man On a basic level, does he not fucking want to live?
Told you, Atami is just too fat for Hoshoryu
the ol loose belt trick
He doesn't even look mad anymore... just sad.
never doubted
UYYYYY
>>157104198For horse? I wish
COMPLETEFUDGYVICTORY
>tie your mawashi loose>win against throwersit's that easy
The tomato rolls on
Someone post the funny Hosh image
Hosh you can't judo a meatball wtf are you doing
The meatball rolls on
How's that going
Atamifuji is clear Yokozuna material
Well, uhh... Yeah. Say something nice.
MK Zuna's playoff
Your 76th Yokozuna Atamifuji
>>157104225>>157104210It's his style of sumo
>>157104237i liked seeing kirishima losing to the guy he thinks he is
>>157104237Show me Shishi vs Kiri tomorrow
Atami had such a bad start and now he has won like 7 of the last 8 matches
>>1571042374 of those make sense and if you don't know we have Yokozuna on the banzuke then it doesn't look that bad
>>157104210The judo isn't the problem. It's Hosh trying to force a judo throw that isn't there out of desperation.
>Hoshoryu tries to throw Atamifuji>Instead of being thrown and falling, as a normal rikishi would, Atamifuji just rolls into a new position>He is literally too round to be violently displaced, he just rollsHOLY COUNTER!
>>157104237i'm glad taker is doing well
This clown basho deserves the 7-7 yokozuna MK match.
>>157104237Repeat of Aonishki vs Atamifuji for the [spoiler]Atamifuji[/spoiler] yusho will be kino.
>yokozunas are the worst players in their division
>>157104247Kiri still needs to hand Horse his 7th loss.
>>157104227Literally getting a second fat stack of cash tonight as big as the one from last time in that picThe JSA is gonna be fucking bankrupt
> Rain hell on them, Atamifuji. Rip the rope out of their hands.
>>157104254I guess you could say he's a Holy Roller
>>157104244I don't think kiri sees himself as a Dan type wrestler at all, that's Hoshoryu
>>157104237I want Shishi to get at least fighting spirit award, so he needs to actually win against sanyaku. But I wouldn't be surprised if they did him to one of zunas
>>157104268>JSA is gonna be bankrupt from sponsor money that JSA collects a portion ofanon...
Press F for Kotoeiho's yusho
They're gonna run out of tape to stick the money together.
>>157104237Just give it a few bashos and niggatame will give us the zensho we deserve
>>157104297Morally and spiritually bankrupt
So Dan has defeated>Kotozakura>Kirishima>Onosato>Hoshoryubut still gets his ass blown out by a green dinosaur
>>157104228Hahaha! Oh you, Hoshoryu! Jokezuna!
>>157104128Dunno what you are implying everyone knew deep down RaiDAN was coming to put belt to ass when he healed whats really scary is how bad hes beating everyone with his ankle at 50%
>Shishi is 29>Dan is 22
>>157104237If dan wins out and wins the next tournament in general give him the rope hes just so much better than everyone else he brings genuine grappling skill to sumo and it shows how lost these guys are against him. Ive said it for years sumo is a terrible grappling sport and someone with wrestling basics would rape the sport.
>>157104500>If dan wins out and wins the next tournament in general give him the ropeYou fuckers said that last time he made ozeki. He promptly went kadoban and lost ozeki.>sumo is a terrible grappling sport and someone with wrestling basics would rape the sportAll of Dan's losses are to guys who've only done sumo their entire lives.
>>157104500>someone with wrestling basics would rape the sportShishi has wrestling basics and he was a completely unremarkable jobber until this basho.
>>15710450011-4 isn't yokozuna sumo sorry bud he's gonna have to step it up
>>157104630>Yokozuna Sumo>7-6 both YokozunaAonishiki Dai Yokozuna confirmed
>>157104630I don't follow other combat sports... do the top guys in other things have these kinds of insane standards? winning almost every bout in 15 days against other top guys. consistently is kind of NUTTY when you think about it
>>157104579Injured>>157104630Wasnt even ozeki yetYokozuna sumo is winning and hes winning Not even 25 yet and hes so good RaiDAN
>Atamifuji vs ShishiBros...
>>157104227Atami ozeki run rolls on!>>157104254On the topic of Hosh, it just seems like he needs to bulk up more. Its like he wants to fight like his uncle but he doesn't have the muscle mass to make the throws when he gets people into position. He had Atami in position to throw him to the ground but just didn't have the strength.
lol takeru vs aoshit... gg yusho
>>157104760A Takkers win blows the whole thing open but that's really not happening.
>>157104760Looks like they really want the Atami Dan final day faceoff for the yusho. Im all for it.
>>157104760Imagine both zuna's go into day 15 as 7-7 in their senshuraku match
>>157104857Hosh has shown he cant handle any big guy this basho. I think Onosato just walks him out.
>>157104901I couldn't care less about their match. Worst zunas ever.
>>157104901Hoshoryu has always had problems with heavy and solid wrestlers. Onosato is easy for him because he does all the moving so he can throw him
>>157104500>Giving someone rope they haven't earnedYeah let's not do that again.
>>157104035>Tags: Harem; FFM; Ugly Bastard; Cheerleader, Smell; Sweating; Dilf; Big breast (Danylo's); Creampie; Impregnation; Size Difference
Nabatame has to face Nishikigi to secure his makushita yusho, and if he loses we will have 7 man 6-1 play-offs that would include Mita and Wakamiyabi who are from his own stable.
>Atamifuji is 3-0 against ShishiRetardbros...
>>157105502that was before shishi got his bionic shoulder. nothing from the past applies at all now.
>>157105502All we can hope is for our retard to endure and stumble upon victory as always.
>>157105652I don't think it will be an easy bout for Atamifuji regardless
>>157104757Why did he do it bros?
>>157105666At least I think Shishi has a better chance here than with Zak. It seems he wants to get a mawashi grip in all his bouts and it's quite hard to do against 4 tits wonder. With Atamifuji it would be easier.
>>157105475Makushita has been great. Can Asahi still make Juryo? I know 7-0 from Ms15 does it.
>>157104592Shishi did have that hot streak for a sec back in january.
>>157105773Yeah Zak did a brilliant job of neutralising that right at the start, he just didn't let Shishi fight the way he wanted to
regrettably takerufuji will somehow dismantle aonishiki, probably after a matta
>>157106009Would be funny if he tries to henka again
I honestly don't get it: Yokozuna have "permission" to skip a basho or withdraw midway through due to injury. Both of them are, in fact, injured. Yet they compete anyway and it’s not as if they’re racking up at least ten wins, even if they don't win the tournament, at least making a respectable showing. No, I wish that were the case: they are getting absolutely crushed, scraping together wins by sheer luck, and with only two days left in the tournament, neither has secured a kachikoshiIt’s astounding; it’s as if they want to be publicly humiliated or expect to win simply because they are Yokozuna.Bear in mind that both Yokozuna are in this situation; it’s not a case of one sitting out while the other feels obligated to show up: both are present, and both are losing.This is the exact opposite of hinkaku.All this basho needs now is for Shishi to win it, and it would go down as the most cursed basho of the century so far.
>>157103264
>>157105137He just destroyed two yokozuna and two ozeki coasting his way to a 13-2 regaining the ozeki rank he lost to injury he 100% deserves consideration for yokozuna if he wins in September.
>>157106162How Hosh is injured?
>>157106201His pride has been fairly injured
I’m glad Dan is doing well again but let’s not be hasty. He needs to show that he is truly dominant or else Yokozuna is going to lose it’s value.
>>157106201He is lame
>>157105773True, but there is a chance that Atami just rolls him like he did with Onosato and zak. Tomorrow will be an exciting day regardless
>>157104237As I have predicted in the last thread yesterday. You should have listened and gambled on polymarket.
>>157106201His knee is messed up, he was getting it drained almost every day or something like that. But i agree with >>157106162 there was no reason for them to keep fighting into the 2nd week.
>>157106526Polymarket does Sumo?
>>157106508I still think Atami naturally has much better chances, it just Shishi's chances are better against Atamifuji in comparison to Zak if he still wants to grab mawashi
>>157106566I just watched their last bout from 2025 and it went pretty much the exact same way Shishi vs Zak today went. Atami locked up his arms and drove him out fairly easily.
>>157106271If he does 12-3, 11-4 for 3-4 tournaments in a row then he might be better Yokozuna than all the other retards. Not everyone is Hakuho, Asasoryu or Chiyonofuji.
>>157106526Ah shit, actually I was wrong for Zak vs Shishi.
>>157106198Should be denied purely because Takakeisho was denied on a 12-3JY 13-2Y.
>hold me, daiki...
>>157106608Everybody seems to agree Onosato should be that proper ace zuna, maybe not at the level of those 3 but the tier below that. But they wont let him heal properly and hes in shambles cause of it.
>>157106162They have 'permission' but sumo elders pressure them hard to continue. And if the yokozunas continue to do poorly the sumo elders will pressure them to retire.
>>157106529The knee thing was last basho and he dropped out after 2 losses
>>157106717That was a hamstring. Its why he fell weird and you see him grab it.
>>157106745forgot how nasty that was
>>157106766
can kirishima still become yokozuna or is it over?
>>157106745Okay I forgot why he dropped out, but I'm sure the knee thing was also months ago
>>157106869It is OVER.
>>157106869I think even if something crazy happens and he wins its over. Cause it wont be a very impressive win.
>>157106869It's out of his hands now and all he can do is hope for Aonishiki to crumble
>>157106869Aonishiki needs to lose, then Kirishima needs to win both his bout and the playoff for it to possibly even happen.
>making someone yokozuna at age 30what's the point?
>>157106850Poor guy
Looking back through the list of recent previous yokozuna and I'm not seeing a lot of Japanese people here
>>157106923unc reparationsyou can tell niggas on here really be near 30 when they saying to make kirshitima a yokozuna
>>157106923>Yokozuma Kirishima>win 1 basho>retire the very next day>win more basho being Yokozuna than Hoshoryu for the rest of his careerThe Kurultai has spoken.
>wakatakakage is going to have to fight back up from juryo in novemberbit shitty innit
>>157107078Sumo is kinda stupid, isn't itIf you get injured you're fucked, and most people get injured
>>157105801No there are too many people above him with good records and there are 4 demote-able juryo right now (maybe more after last night didnt recalculate).
>>157104857why would I imagine thatit's pretty much confirmed at this point
>>157107078Honestly, if the current injury aftermath is too dire, he should just retire. As much as I admire his sumo, he shouldn't make a clown out of himself to prove anything to anybody
>>157107186guys like him are too hungry to throw in the towel. that yusho will have set a fire in him. he'll die in the dohyo if that's what it takes.
>>157107186cuckold mindset
>>157107306What's wrong with being a cuckold?
>>157107186I believe they said he should make a full recovery since they were able to get him under the knife before things became permanent.
>>157107016Moriurara has a pushing style?
Dan outranks the rest of the top division by a substantial margin. If he is healthy the yusho is his. They should promote him to yokozuna now, he deserves it.
>>157108013They should just promote him to head of the the JSA at this point. He's earned it.
>>157107382He's 31, recovery might not be so speedy at that age
We all agree that Hoshoryu and Onosato will be remembered as two of the weakest yokozuna now, right?
>>157108013>>157108189The entitlement, and self centeredness of white is... astonishing. Your race has much to learn.
>>157108013Fellow whitechad, I agree.
>>157108404The JSA does not go far enough. Not only people of the processed cheese race should be banned from participating in sumo, they should also be banned from watching it. Let Europeans and Americans form their own "Sumo World Cups" instead so that they could fill it with ngubus and drink 2$ beer with green goop and fries on the Pigdoggingshire Stadium, maybe even burn down a car afterwards.
Whiteophobics are staring down the barrel of a decade of White domination of sumo at the hands of Dan. By the time he retires Dan will have wiped out most if not all of the records set by Hakuho
Just wait until Nicholas Tarasenko breaks through into the Makuuchi. Then you will see true British dominance.
>>157108685>TarasenkoSlav descent?
>>157108747He is proud and patriotically British (Estonian (Ukrainian)).
>>157108747> Tarasenko, who is 187cm tall, [...] His father, Georgi Zilkin, said he was confident his son would thrive in Japan and quickly become part of the sumo family. “They [the stablemaster and his wife] are considered his parents from the moment he enters the club,” Zilkin told Hull Live, adding that Tarasenko had been selected for his “raw ability” and work ethic.https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/jun/25/nicholas-tarasenko-15-year-old-hull-british-sumo-wrestler-japan
Me thinks Minato only took him in for the media attention.
>>157108747his grandmother is finnish, he started sumo wrestling when he was visiting her and found a sumo youth tournament that baruto set up, entered it and won.
>>157108915>BarutoBased and fucking humongouspilled.
lil' nigga is 15 with a widow's peak, of course he's slavic
>>157108972He's 17 now, birthday was a month ago.
>>157108997>he's 17 years old!!OK pedo
>>157109029he means on the norwood scale
>>157108972Let him learn from Shishi the wise master. Let him be the McDonalds errand boy.
>>157108915>finnishWE WUZ MONGOLIANZ AND SHEEET
>>157108972The closer your hairline resembles Vegeta's, the stronger you get. That's how this sort of thing work.
>>157109134He's at Minato, there's no wisdom to be found anywhere.>*googles Minato-oyakata*Career highest M2, 1 Juryo yusho, 2 kinboshi from Takanohana, 1 from Musashimaru. Didn't once manage double digits in Makuuchi in 8 years, that's fucking wild.
>>157108855From what I found his ring name is Eisei and he is doing his Maezumo now.
>>157109253He probably won't stay there, they'll ship him off to whoever wants him if he's ready
>>157109280Not all that many stables want a gaijin. Ajigawa wasn't even going to take in Dan until he saw determination in the his eyes.
Actually fuck that, the kid's British and Hakkaku doesn't have a gaijin. Stick him in a box and ship him off already so Hakkaku can ask him dumb questions about Britain.
>mfw sideways rope turned top-down
>>157108855are there any... English left in England?
>>157109703Yes but not for long if our unelected leaders have their way.
Speaking of Minato-beya, I miss Ichinojo.
>>157109703Yeah. In fact, they're watching you right now. Don't turn around.
>both yokoz*nas on 7-6O M E G A L U L
>>157109805Prime Ichi was a menace, too bad he fucked his back and decided to call it quits, along with other issues.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G8JHrPgWb8
>>157109805Speaking of missed rikishi, I miss Ikioi.He became a TV idol yet?
>>157109910>along with other issuesHe killed 5 prostitutes and raped Hakakku's daughter...
You know what rikishi I miss? Onosato.
>>157109953thats not so bad
>>157109910He was the heart and soul of Minato-beya, it's a tragedy that he became an alcoholic and crashed out but at least he seems to be doing better these days. Eisei could never replace him, but I do hope he works hard and becomes a sekitori. >>157109951He's coaching Isenoumi-beya as Kasugayama-oyakata.
>>157110060>oyakataI meant as a regular coach, my bad.
What happened to the new Estonian Hidenoyama recruit?
ouch
>>157110060Why does this pic look like ai slop?
>>157110258Heat stroke, leave the sauna
>>157110060All Mongolian women look like they bear healthy strong children. Chiyoshoma's wife is an absolute slampig.
>>157110254AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE MIDDY SAVE ME THEY POSTED AN INJURY SCREENSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157110241He had to redo his six-month foreign recruit waiting period because of visa issues. He's still training at Hidenoyama-beya in their most recent videos, so I think he'll be taking the new recruit exams by the end of the year.
>Both zunas enter day 15 at 7-7>Winner stays loser retires
>>157111261>both go out at the same time>monoii called"after deliberation we've decided they both lost">shimpan pull out their pocket glocks and start blasting
This is an extremely embarrassing performance for Onosharto and Horseshityu. If either goes KK they should be forced to retire. At this rate horse shit will go down as the worst zuna in history.
>>157109253Competitive success as a wrestler does not translate to coaching success as a stablemaster.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chikubayama_Masakuni
Hoshoryu going 7-8 and being the first yokozuna since 1999 to get an MK will go along great with him also holding the record of longest time taken to get his first yokozuna yusho.
SETHIMFREE
>>157111499MK not KK...
>>157111767>Yes, it's terrible, it's shockingIs he talking about the act, or the dick?
>>157111702>>157109253It's crazy to me that only D1 guys get to be coaches. Right now the best coach could be a Sandame or Jonidan shitter. Good wrestler does not mean good coach.
>>157111715Yokozuna? More like, joke-ozuna
>>157111499Does any of them even have a warning from YDC?
>>157111929Kumagatani (ex Dairyu) capped out in Juryo. You don't have to be in Makuuchi to get elder stock. It just helps.... a lot.
>>157111990There's no such thing. The three zunas forced to retire were done so because of violence scandals.
>>157112043Kisenosato got an "encouragement" after going MK or kyujo in 8 of his last 10.Hakuho and Kakuryu got a "warning" after going 3 out of 6/1 out of 6 in a 1-year span.Only Asashoryu's been hit with the "recommendation to retire," and that was after beating up another wrestler.
>>157112043>There's no such thing.Nonsense.
>>157112114AsaBASEDryu smacked a Yakuza member, FAGGOT.
>>157112160You can't smack around Sumo's #1 patrons like that.
Hosh tried the same throw 4 times by my countWhy did he just keep doing it instead of switching up
>>157112205Either his opponents have wised up or he's got an injury that prevents him from executing the throw the way he wants to.
>>157112264His body isn't moving the way he wants it to...no...
>>157103239EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE
>>157111499Yokozuna is a meme rank anyway. Just abolish it and revert back to Ozeki being the highest.
>>157112205Dumb people do dumb things because they're idiots
>>157112724Do that after Dan reaches Yokozuna, making him the last one ever.
>>157112724It isn't a meme, they simply lowered the threshold for Hosh and Sato couldn't Atlas the entirety of Japan.
>>157111499He can only be the 2nd worst Yokozuna.
>>157112724this
I feel a lot better for Shishi against the tomato than quatro, tomato might not have the wits to pull and I think Shishi can withstand the push.
>>157113117It's a bit of a shame really how he's been reduced to a yokozuna lolcow. Competition was stacked in his era and some of those JYs are better quality than modern yushos.
>>157112205If at first you don't succeed, try and try again
>>157113587His off-the-dohyo antics and his shenanigans in pro wrestling show in hindsight that he was probably a scandal waiting to happen even if he was capable of getting yuushos.
>>157112205yeah but imagine if it worked though
I cannot believe tetas is retaining rank for another four months. Goeido-sama give strength.
>>157112724This. Your top guy can be a mascot and spirit-stomper or whatever without being undemotable.
>>157113762I cannot believe people keep falling for the idea he'll MK as kadoban.
>>157114252People just want him to get the kick in the ass necessary to start looking like the wrestler he was when he was making his ozeki run.
>>157113587>Competition was stacked in his eraChiyonofuji was in decline due to injuries, too many yokozuna were getting undeserved promotions (Futahaguro was only the most obvious) and the fact that there were zero yokozuna only a few years later shows how little longevity that era ended up having.
>>157103485It's called being a Taoist master.
>>157104063it's ok, he's white, he's allowed to do that
>>157104237aonishiki vs. shishi when? I need to see the brother war right now.
>>157115397playoff on senshuraku brotherfor all the marbles
I hope Atamin can squeak out another win, at least, and start an ozeki run. He's basically what I hoped Oho was going to be doing three years ago
>>157111864Daily reminder that takatoriki was looking at the unblurred version.
Mit dem Angriff Fudohos und Omoris wird das alles in Ordnung kommen.
>>157115851Anon... Omori...Omori couldn't get enough strength to get 6-1.Omori can't win the makushita yusho.
>>157115851Sorry English only, we can't moderate Turkish. Banned
https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202607250000088.html>HOSHORYU KYUJO
>>157116176>kirishitma free wintired of seeing these late kyujos and fusenshos that affect the yusho race like this
>>157116176>dropping out to give fellow mong a free win.Zero hinkaku
>>157116176>Kirishima....You mustn't let Aonishiki win again...he's beaten me 6 times. Go. Go with my blessing. Take this win. Win the basho. Win the tournament for us Mongolians.
>>157116176i wanted the supreme embarrassment of a day 15 yokozuna match with them both fighting for their kkeven in disappointment, hoshoryu is disappointing
>>157116176Was he really this scared of fighting Onosato?
>>157116176
>>157116176On one hand it's potentially helping Kiri win this basho, on the other hand even if he does this is another mark against him getting the promotion.Weird.
>>157116601Do the JSA have any conversations with the Yokozuna when they say they want to pull out? Maybe they told him its not going to effect his promotion possibilities.
>>157116176What a fucking faggot he should retire immediately then hang himself once he gets back to his yurt in shithole mongolia. What a disgrace this guy is.
>>157116176Recommendation to retire.
>>157116176M-my Yokozuna just needs more time....
The thread has gone kyujo. Once it hits 500 replies, a fusen victory will be awarded to the next thread.>>157116705>>157116705>>157116705
>>157116761Fucking retard.
>>157116761>look at me I’m retarded
