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doyers
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>>157152139>Jordan Westburg instead of Turkey Eastvillengmi
just want to say congratulations to survivor's very own jeff kent for his entry into the HoF
His control is WHACK and there’s no way that arm isnt going to explode within 2 years
>The Miz!!
>>157152139My pirates (:
Mariners
>>157152163all the more reason for Wisconsin to buy buy buy nowupgrade from abner to mason
Are we winning?
for me it's vocawoo and self-harm scars
>>157152163>>157152168Sooner or later, his name will be The Miztake!
>>157152168I look like this and say this.
>>157152199
>>157152163>>157152168>>157152188>>157152199>>157152232Keep seething cub sisters. Still 7 games behind
>>157152139>>157152139I love PlayStation classics, the criterion collection, and your New York freakin' Metropolitans
>>157152250Based FF8 chad
>San Francisco Giants
>>157152250Same!!! But the Mariners too!!! And the Sega Saturn!!!
>>157152274You guys won a bunch recently don't even worry about it.
>>157152199the miztakes already been made
>>157152310no, that's literally exactly the type of woman you marry if you have that kind of money
>>157152310looksmatched tbqhfamily
>>157152163Battleship Missouri
>>157152318>>157152332to be fair, she looks much better this year than she did at the previous all star game
>>157152274I don’t get why people are seething so much lately, this team has been shit since month 1
>>157152352still, you don't want any part of an 8 or better once you have enough net worth. you want a 5 with a perfect personality or a 6/7 who's more personable and emotionally intelligent than you are
>>157152188How can you possibly outbid the Mariners? Who you gonna give Preller that's as good and ready to go as Hancock?
>>157152352What does she look like now?
>losting to the mestskek doyerpacos
>>157152278I never played Saturn, recommend some games? I did play Lunar when they ported it to PS.
>>157152171why did arizona decide they didn't need this guy? their OF is complete ass.
>>157152384I'm glad you asked :D
>>157152310Theres literally nothing wrong with her. You guys are mean. :(
>>157152376The Brewers farm is stacked retard. They could have Miller and Skubal if they wanted.
>>157152396I agree tbqhwu
>>157152366I least we have my baby boo jung
>>157152394He came over in the Sewald trade. /we/ got Canzone, Bliss, and Rojas (double foul ball to the same fan Mariners April 2024 legend) Dom is a pretty shitty fielder though so he just DH's mostly.
>>157152402Padres don't want farm lottery tickets, or they do but only in addition to ready to go big league starters.
>>157152380this was last year
>>157152366Whole fanbase has been in denial since the start of the season lol, I think everyone just started accepting it in the last month.They would be a competitive team if the dudes on the mound weren’t complete dogshit. Muh pitchers ballpark!
>>157152414The padres are retards who throw money at anyone the media says is good.
METS BROS WE WON WE WON!! WONYOUNG IS THE LUCKY CHARM!!
>>157152396yeah i agree. fuck that poster
gg Phillies. Good luck the rest of the way and thank you for hosting the All-Star Game. Also, Cheatin' Beltran shouldn't be in the Hall of Fame.
>>157152395nostalgic
Why does Misiorowski make /mlb/ seethe so much?
>>157152426That's a more flattering angle.>>157152430This isn't a free agency signing anon, the money has nothing to do with it really.
cum shitter
>>157152458basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agFzauxjXx0
>>157152310>>157152426bro is 6'7" how tall is she
>>157152461Because he's an autistic goober and also really good at baseball and /mlb/ is only one of those things unfortunately...
>>157152488hes also a pokemonchad (which is based)
>>157152476Do you know what heels are?
>>157152471Oh, right—this is the song I was looking for. Thanks!
>>157152476>67Kek
>>157152503You're welcome. Someday, please play my favorite Sega Saturn game.
>>157152523Yes, I'll give *Daisenryaku大戦略* a try someday.
>>157152549The Japan campaign is tricky and a good challenge. I actually liked the game so much I imported the Soviet expansion that was Japan only.
>>157151936didn't ohtranny go 0-4 on his bobblehead day last year?
>>157152561Wow, it really is the Japanese version.
>>157152499>doesn't know how to tell someone's height by the size of their headhumans are symmetrical, everyone is exactly 7 heads tall. since they are standing at equal distance from the camera we can measure his head, and using the fact we know his height, can determine her height. therefore, she is 5'6-5'7
>>1571526105'6 is tall to doyerpacos, just look at Altuve, he's tall for his race
>>157152651Doyerpaco doesn't work anymore when we all look like Treinen and Roki.
kind of wicked desu that the dads are gonna have a good look at goodman right before the deadline. perfect dh candidate too.
Just came back from watching the odyssey. Honestly, it was way better than I expected it to be. Watch it if you get the chance.
>>157152822nah im watching spiderman vs jean grey or w/e the fuck its called
>>157152822it wasnt as good as I was hoping for but I had extremely high expectations after oppenheimerit was still good though, saw it for the second time on monday in 70 mm IMAX and liked it more than the first time
This is where Manfred will expand next?
How are you flyoverfags holding up with that heat
>>157152902Probably pretty well with their AC set low and not state ordered to be kept higher to fend off rolling blackouts.
>indianapolis indianshow is this allowed in 2026?
>>157152937Moderchode
>>157152937Holy fuck that cap insignia is atrocious.
Why does North Carolina have so many minor league teams?
>>157152968sigh… ugh…
>>157152937Because apparently when they came up with the name it was supposed to be a demonym for Indianapolis, like the Phillies being short for Philadelphians. Which sounds like bullshit lmao but it's the excuse they got away with.
>the twins are buying at the deadlineis the AL really that bad this year
>>157153114There's only 6 teams over .500 so yes
Reminder: The Cubbies are the protagonists of baseball. There from the beginning. Never moved cities. Never took seasons off. Never changed names.
>>157153211White Stockings, Orphans, Colts.
>>157153211I want to sneak into Wrigley and spray herbicide to get rid of all that unsightly ivy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVipRcoUIXM
>>157153238>>157153242>>157153245>>157153247Let's go Doyers!
>>157153260the los angeles dodgers of tokyo of uniqlo field at dodger stadium
cum shitter kek
>>157153232>>157152549>>157152503>>157152458https://full-count.jp/2026/07/27/post1995807/>西武、NPB初インド出身選手と契約 野球歴わずか6年の22歳、柔道で全国準優勝経験もSAARS, WITH THIS CULTURAL PURCHASE WE'LL BE REPOPULATING NIPPON IN NO TIME
>>157153696No, I must respectfully decline.I love curry (including Indian curry), but...
>>157152968Carolina League
>>157152199Damn you uh.. Carl
>>157152274you guys stole Arraez from us...
gm
We need Suq DiBalsaq
check em
>>157154133gm
a daring synthesis
no doyers today, gotta hatewatch instead
.
today we will defeat the cubs
>>157154431gib series sweep
>>157154404n64 ness is packin heat
what's your excuse for not making it pro, /mlb/?
>>157154460Gawd I want a club job
>>157154460I was born without both hands you fucking jerk
>>157153211who tf are the boston braves blud
>>157154460born without a vagina
>>157154486How about you & double clubber >>157154473 give me a yank & double club
club ‘em!
>>157154460I was born ready
>>157154460Rub me cochead on here forearm until I jiss her fist malus
>>157154460getting a slightly disabled waifu is the dream
>>157154431>couldn't handle the reds>think you'll beat a better teamlolmao
club 'em!
Club-em tho
>>157154523will /mlb/ pick up my club option?
>>157154533
>>157154460Which one-handed she-gooners always pick up the club option?
greinke on the grid!
>>157153211Mogged by the 'eaters
>>157154552Reckerize that board baby
>>157154552lets put recker on the board
>>157154552Let's see Recker's azz on dat board for once!
recker sent me
Back to the 'cord sisters
>>157154578
>>157154581club ‘em!
>>157154578Gawdamm!
gm mariners nationmaybe the season won't end today?
ITFGTALWFP
>>157154578Ooooooh golly
>>157154578....merry xxxmas 2 me
>>157154552
I'm a Cat GILF! A Cubs Cat GILF!
Bros tell it to straight, is sogay ohtranny’s reputation ruined after this degenerate gambling shit comes out?
>11:35am game why? I'm pretty sure even in Texas that's not dinnertime.
>>157154769Not to call a fatty fat, but did you see those fatties fleeing from the gunshots at the food faire or whatever up Seattle way?Some of the doughiest diabetics that ever waddled
It’s out https://x.com/espn/status/2081735617595969635?s=46
>>157154785literally who else would go to a food faire? anyway I think it was a black guy that's why we typically don't allow those in the PNW.
>>157154747I'm a haglover but... oof madone
>>157154802IDK people in control of themselves maybe, which didn't look happening at the fatty fat faire
>>157154785>>157154807whoa, it was actually a samoan or something
>>157154802Fat lady dropped donut/small cake, bravely turned back towards the danger to save it, and then resumed her retreat. A real Seattle heroin
>>157154810La Seattleaura....
>>157154811I'm not a fan of cake, I'd turn back for a donut.
>>157154822Noted
>>157154826Please keep in mind which baked goods I will brave gunfire for.
>>157154810When i think of Seattle Mariners fans, this or a sickly skinny white nerd in his 20s are what come to mind.
Ohtranny is cooked
>>157154856And the fat polynesian gangbanger is exactly the type of immigrant those people love to import.
>30 for 30 podcast
please don't cheat on your wife, lindor, it's tempting but we don't need more drama
Hey everyone.I’m not really sure why I’m posting this here, but I think I just need to get this off my chest. If there are any fellow Dodgers fans who have been through something similar, I’d really appreciate hearing from you. And honestly, even a simple “Hang in there” would mean a lot.It’s been about a month and a half since I last watched a Dodgers game.The reason is that I’ve been under so much stress that I’ve been relying on alcohol just to get through the day. I know alcohol doesn’t actually solve anything, it only numbs the pain for a little while but when I wake up every morning, I feel so overwhelmed that I can’t even wait those few minutes for the feeling to pass.I usually wake up around 5 or 6 a.m., and the first thing that comes to mind is, “I have to survive another day like this.”Even watching Dodgers games, which used to be the highlight of my day, has become exhausting. I love this team, but lately I can’t even sit through a game.I developed bipolar disorder when I was 16 after growing up in a difficult family environment. Most of my teens and early twenties were spent living a life that felt completely different from everyone around me.Things eventually became more stable. I joined a karate dojo, and because my ex-girlfriend was British with German roots, I started helping the dojo reach an international audience by translating and promoting their YouTube videos in English. Looking back, that gave me a real sense of purpose.
>>157154922Unfortunately, after we broke up, I went through shingles, chronic nerve pain, and severe insomnia lolI’m still dealing with insomnia today. I managed to stop drinking for a while, but new sources of stress pushed me back into it. My doctor has prescribed medication, but it doesn’t seem to work like it used to, so I find myself reaching for alcohol instead.Lately, nothing feels enjoyable anymore.Sometimes I catch myself thinking that I just want to disappear.Tomorrow my doctor is coming to see me at home, and I’m planning to be completely honest about everything that’s been going on. I’m hoping that’s a step toward getting help.I guess I’m posting here because I miss being able to enjoy baseball with all of you.If you’ve gone through depression, bipolar disorder, addiction, family trauma, or just an incredibly difficult period in your life and you’re still here cheering for the Dodgers I would genuinely love to hear your story.Or if you just want to tell me, “Hang in there until the Dodgers win another World Series” I’d appreciate that too.Let’s go Dodgers. <3
>>157154922not funny.
>>157154922>>157154927reddit has better alcohol discussion. we do heroin here.
>>157154928Thank you, I really appreciate your kind words.Right now, taking things one step at a time is probably all I can do. Tomorrow my doctor is coming to my house, and I’m going to be completely honest about everything that’s been going on.I really hope things can get better eventually. Thanks for taking the time to encourage me. It means a lot.Let’s hope the Dodgers give us something to smile about soon.
>>157154937been sober for like 10 months now and I feel better but also more boring
>>157154951Boredom gets better. Find a hobby and try to stay active.
>>157154919Those bug girls looked disgusted at that colored guy
fellas I need some exercise. I can feel that LDL creepin up
>>157154963they do prefer white
Guys, MLB Central is on.
>>157154951I thought something was shittier about you
>>157154988>NippertPottery
>>157154947>>157154927>>157154922I had no idea jay88 was struggling so much
>>157155011forgetting someone?
>>157154922Wow, I didn't read that. But yea sounds like a rough time
>>157155039
>>157155039Doggie doos kek!!!!
>>157155039add it to this one
>>157155039kackiedackies!!
>>157154922>I developed bipolar disorderA ward psych diagnosed me with Bipolar I Disorder when I was 19 after a bout of "SSRI induced mania." I was medicated out the ass for two years until I saw Joker and decided to stop taking my meds. It's been 6+ years and not a single symptom since. Getting medicated for a "light depression" diagnosis almost killed me. I will never trust psychiatry again.
>>157155103all the stars are here
>>157155122needs ketel marte crying from a fan chirping about his dead mom
>>157155141LOL
>I will never trust psychiatry again.
>>157155122xD
>>157155141There is alot of unused meme potential laying around.
>>157155176He’s just like me frfr no cap
>>157155176Nobody loves boobies more den dis babby
>>157155170Liv Soprano tried to warn youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqmIXPaYAG4
>>157155141>>157155176I have to head out but let your imaginations run wild, I believe in the both of you. https://www.gimp.org/
>DeRo says Sandy will require a "king's ransom" to acquire. But why?
>>157155209If you can't make it in paint should you even bother?
Mine's thick bros
>>157155218That mf on the left looks like Jimmy Kimmel dressed up as Karl Malone for a skit
>>157155295kek
>>157154794Are people still trying to pretend Shohei didn't bet on games?
>>157155354>1. Denial of fact — “I didn’t do it” / “It never happened” / “You’re wrong.”>2. Denial of impact — “If I did, it wasn’t that big a deal” / “It’s no big deal” / “You’re overreacting">3. Denial of accountability — “It wasn’t my fault” / “You made me do it.”>4. Denial of hope (or change) — “There’s nothing that can be done about it anyway”We're approaching stage 4 with Ohgambli
ohtani lied and people died
ugh
I feel so stupid about rooting for Ohtani. I didn't know he was a degenerate gambler.
Ohtranny has been completely exposed.
Mine's so fucking thick bros
How do the Yankees get bobblehead mogged by the Dodgers so hard, are they that Jewish?
free ippei!!
is his name really sogay ohtranny?
Is anyone actually bold enough to take down Ohtani?
We need boldspie…
I thought Japanese people had honor. Ohtani just cheats, steals, and gambles. He has brought shame to the game of baseball
with the Miz proving it is possible to be consistently throwing 103-105, i assume in the next 5-10 years the average fastball will sit around 98-101.averages will drop to the low .200’s or at worst, upper .180’s even for the best players. i hope when the lockout happens, they negotiate lowering the mound. maybe even to flat.
>>157155584it will become a problem soon enough. it was expected that 100+ was just an anomaly, but at this point…it seems inevitable for most pro pitchers.
any legal anons here who can help us make a citizens' indictment of ohtani...?
>>157155558Yeah plays for the doyers
>>157155599Truth hurts.
Who else gets paid handsomely to take it?
>>157155599He’s literally worse than Epstein
>>157155584even “low end” pitchers will be throwing 97+ soon.
Why didn't Trump immediately arrest Ohtani when he was visiting the white house?
>me trying to remember ohtani's last name
>>157155624This but unironically
>>157155641Gojira
>>157155555
>>157155653>get :)>get f1:(
the lockout cannot come soon enough for Guardians fans. We are in purgatory forever. We will make the playoffs and never win it all.
How complicit are the dodgers in Ohtani's gambling problems?
Send ohtranny to gitmo
I've been alerted that due to recent activity, /mlb/ dethrones /nfl/ as worst genny.
>>157155673At least you've made it to the World Series...
>>157155680>pedoknees>kiwi>statmuttnot even close
The only people who think Ippei did it are redditors
>>157152139To be honest it did end being the coldest take in the world. Peff could have lauded a team with zero offensive production like the Padres instead.
Create a charactet
>>157155680>NOOOOO YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF OHTROONI ITS NOT FAIR MANDRED DO SOMETHIGN!!!!
>>157155700reddit has better baseball speculation
>>157155680How fucking bad is /nfl/ where this is even a competition?
>>157155673How mad does it make you that Clase threw the 24 ALCS for his gambling handlers just so the stankees could job to the dodgers?
Ohtani allows us to dream
>>157155735/nfl/ doesn’t have the mahomes pajeet anymore so it’s much better than it was last year.
>>157155713Just based on the polarizing numbers of the three true outcome metrics, and minimal data in the fielding value category, is this Kyle Schwarber? (are we supposed to guess?)
Now this is what it’s like when apes collideNow this is what it’s like…
>>157155753Coward
>>157155753>when apes collide you cannot hide when apes collide
>>157155742/mlb/ has better memes, better schizos, better baseball discussion, better everything!!
>>157155795I’ll take the /nfl/ tripfags over the yankee schizo posting here. This gennys memes are worse than ever.
>>157155823well who shit cum in your cereal this morning?
>>157155823cum shitter kek!
cummy gay walked so cum shitter could run
>>157155673Just get your shit owner to spend more, baseball doesn't need to be ruined just because a handful of owners want to be greedy fucks.
lil fella crying over blowtani getting exposed
Admit it. You couldn't hit this: https://x.com/CodifyBaseball/status/2081182644126236806
>/mlb/ has the sandlotwinrar by default
>>157155893Ball high. Ball 2 high.
>>157155539that one is kind of lame but the one from last year was cool. I want one.
>>157155902>>157155893You know there's some 30 something y/o Cubs fans who remember prime Kerry there shedding tears
>>157155839kek KEK
Why are the minors so reddit?
>>157155922His 1-hit 20K outing against the Astros is still the third greatest pitching performance ever in my book (only behind that Warren Spahn/Juan Marichal matchup where each went 16 innings).
>>157155675They're probably aware since they aren't paying Ohtani anything to play.
>>157155673>Cleveland Baseball Team™ fanYikes
>>157155738Yes, of course, that's an easy toss to that rooster.
>>157155904That one is work cubicle shelf kino
#notmycyyounghttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/yqKQkMhYIyM
are we watching this?
>>157156081>le quirk chungus pokimon enjoyerI hope this is just like a covid-era residual thing and will die off soon
>>157156110>amazon originalgood god no
>>157156081It always sucks when athletes are into nerdy childish shit like this, and you can’t do anything about it because they’ll go out and kill your team in the sport that’s their secondary hobby
>>157155943It's majority conservative white families that attend, so not really reddit at all.
>>157156110Do you think Hunter is a cubs girl?
>>157155943The only thing really Reddit about Minor League baseball is the team names. Just ignore the names and logos and it’s fun for the whole family
>just ignore the Montgomery Biscuits
I love Cheers, Schlits, My Heckin' Pokemon Cards, and the Milwaukee Freakin' Brewers.
>pokemon is reddit pipe down curmudgeons
>>157156195Name? She’s hot
Tupac supported the O's but never wore an O's jersey in public
>marlins have their own 2 way relief pitcher who can play any position>fanbase is too small to make him a big namefeels bad man
>>157156206yuh mudda
>>157156195bros im ngl this gave me a throbbing erection. legit typing this out as i feel a heartbeat in my mushroom tip.
Jeff Samardzija was a decent pitcher. Someone should sign Justin Jefferson. He'd probably win a Cy Young.
>Nintendo>Anime>Collecting creatures as a 10 year old larp>Scalping cardsPretty reddit
>>157156195what compels a woman to do this
>>157156240What? I love Nintendo and anime! I also love science, the sandlot trilogy, fangraphs, jomboy breakdowns, smash burgers, hoppy IPAs, Christopher Nolan’s “The Odyssey”, the criterion collection, Petco Park and Mariners baseball!
>>157156288you know the answer to this
>>157156336petco seems nice
>>157156336>hoppy IPAsI don't get why this became a trend here, it's just bitter for no reason.
>>157156336What about From Software?
>>157156384Oh my gosh don’t even get me STARTED on FromSoftware!!!!!!
>>157156195stop gooning and learn ball
>>157156384I don't care for dodgerollers.>>157156373The bitter part tastes good.
Today I'm coming out to my family as a cubs girl
To all the anons battling liver cirrhosis. I hope you die within the year.
>>157156373when craft brewing started blowing up here (maybe 20 years ago), they immediately gravitated to hoppy IPAs because that recipe is easier to make and can mask flaws and problems in your brewing process. But most breweries still around have evolved past this and are making a wider variety of beers and their IPAs are more subtle.
>>157156413>The bitter part tastes goodIt wrecks the palate and takes little to no skill to make. The hazy ones are Ok, but the west coast/doubles are overkill
>>157156416I only drink NAs like a good goy
beer is for women and trannies, it has estrogen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIJSKL8zPpo&t=8s>Carlos Beltran speaks about about his involvement in the 2017 Astros Cheating Scandal, "I'm not 100 satisfied with the story...we did what we felt like was going to win ballgames."Why are Latinx players such morally corrupt faggots?
>>157156445not if you expel it all into cum shitter's rear end kek
>>157156414good luck. my family hasn't spoken to me since I did.
>>157156416rude
>>157156458good point
Here's the windup..cum shitter delivers to sogay blowtani
>>157156553Ouch! Right in the face! Blowtani didn't even try to dodge it!
Nothing sets my blood to boil more then showing up to the dig site and the new guy has Milw-AACKee tools. idk where my boss finds these jokers
Please fuck my ass.. please ...
….would you?
>>157156652Is this usual for the baseball general thread?
>>157155943For me, it's the Copa de la Diversión.
>>157156460Good lokin cubs gir
>>157156668no, but her new friend...
>>157156668She's just so sweet and always smiling. Her smile is the ray of light which saves me whenever I'm in a dark place. I die inside everytime I look at her beautiful eyes and my heart skips a beat when I see her gorgeous curves. I know we're not from the same species (she's a genetically modified living baseball) but I just love her so much. I can't live without fantasizing about us sharing a home one day and having half human half baseball kids. Mr. Met is a total sleezebag, I know she could do better than him. Mr. Met doesn't pour his heart and soul into her like I would. I'd take her out to picnics and surprise her with a bouquet of pink roses any chance I'd get. She's not perfect. No one is perfect and it's true. But she's better than perfect. She's the angel I fell for.
>>157156668She was hotter in her younger days desu
>No Doyer baseball today:(
>>157156836just means we get to watch other teams and shit post about them stress free
>>157156822Would
>>157156668When is Mrs Met getting a Funko that I can hot glue?
>red sox games all starting at 9:40 this weekWe never should have allowed the west coast to play baseball.
do doyerpacos even speak spanish or are they just pochos
>>157156937Baseball should have stopped at the end of the great plains
>>157157023i speak more spanish than some young mexicans here. i played some ball with some mexicans years ago and we went to have tacos and i was like>check this outand ordered in spanish and they said they don't really speak it. and then we smoked weed and played some more
FAGxico kek!!!
Mmmm...azz...
i'm so fucking disappointed mark vientos didn't play against the dodgers. i was looking forward to it so much. WASTED weekend. fuck them for not playing him. i don't even care dodgers got blown out yesterday. retard mets might have won the first game if vientos was therehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1ZIDRiIzW8
>>157156668I remember the first time I went to a baseball game that Mrs. Met was at.I was sitting behind the dugout and I was hanging out and chirping at the players when this Dominican guy, probably Juan Soto, came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the front office, and that's when I saw her.She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and Bo Bichette and Fransico Lindor were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her baseball head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . Bichette bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. Soto handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still being fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were the 1986 World Series champs...". I stood up and Soto took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but Steve Cohen told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until the entire roster was satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.It was the worst night of my life.
>>157154552David ACKstein
>>157157236DIDN'T READPLAY VIENTOS
>>157154810how didnt it get magdumped
Bros, where can i stream games these days? I have mlb.tv but too many blackouts.
>>157155122>all the stars are hereis that a Norm reference
there's baseball all right now and no one cares lol
>>157157307mlbweebcast
>>157157417We're waiting for the NATS game to start
>>157157417>checks games>Mariners losingThis does not bode well for my mental health
>>157157307I like crackstreams (dot) mx
>>157157414ahhh this is what I browse /mlb/ for
RANDYSLAPRANDYSLAPRANDYSLAPRANDYSLAPRANDYSLAPRANDYSLAPRANDYSLAP
>>157157423>>157157454Good one here too: mlb24all (dot) ir
RAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDYYYYYYY
>>157156288
wow poodrespacos are the most delusional fanbase i've seen when it comes to trading players
FUCK YOU GEORGE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>157157619- Derek Chauvin
lol it's so fuckin over
I need an afillin'
Ms are fucking dirty, just what you deserve
>>157157642Faggot Rags plunked two M's yesterday, Kirby should have thrown one at Joc's fucking head in addition to forcing them into using a 4th catcher.
At least Colt and Cole are still playing to win.
My guess is that NY/Philly represent Anglo America and the superior east cost with centuries of history which cause rootless pochos serving as the dailt underclass in southern California to become angry, as they are everything they could never beIt's similar to the seethe haaland produces in the latinxEven the historical nonwhites like Italians in the east coast mog Mexicans hardIn short chicanos are on the bottom of the social/geosportslitical totem pole along with Indians and hate the east coast because every single ethnicity there is above them
Today I'm feeling like I am a cubs girl
lmao okay season is over
>>157157739For fucks sake Hans, take a break from your racial autism
>>157157739>NY/Philly represent Anglo AmericaInteresting observation Muhamed. However I think the soccer threads are over there ->
>>157157659What not even winning a pennant ever does to an anon. My Rangers are going to the WS
Mariner bros, is suicide our best option here?
>>157157787No>>157157780Murder suicide
>>157157739Is this some blame-shift cope for your government letting your parades get ack'd by sand people?
Another homer from FAGGOTirby
>>157157791I'm sorry anon just end it and I shall not be going with you
lmfao wtf dude
Hes tipping
Don't be mad I've got you pegged
It’s official Msbros. /We/ are selling next week
>>157157739>NY/Philly represent Anglo American Those two are very diverse, as are most US cities. As for MLS cities, least diverse is probably Pittsburgh
>>157157823I think Woo, Kirby, and Luis can be bundled together for maybe the Rox or Giants. Please get them the fuck off of /my/ team.
wtf mariners
what the FUCK happened to the memeiners? aren't you guys mostly running it back from last year?
>>157157853Clearly not.
I hope mariner fans find a woman with huge tits to cry into tonight.
>>157157905>Woman
>>157157915>The tits in question>>157154810
>>157157905Yeah.
Nice catch in camera well from JP.
Cascadia is not it's own region, they're just regular west coasters no different than california. The only difference is the floor of homeless people is slightly less nonwhite
>>157152968Question is why does Michigan have so little As for Carolina:Mill Leagues: Early 20th-century textile and industrial mills across the Piedmont region sponsored intensely competitive employee baseball teams, cementing the sport into local working-class cultureMinor League Hubs: Small towns across the state embraced graded minor league baseball, creating a rich local culture and icons like the Durham Bulls
Please 'ateach me alesson...
>>157157982Perhaps it has something to do with the manufacturing industry drying up? I know Michigan is doing better now, but acquiring new minor league teams probably isn't high on the priority list.
/we/ are terrible I have never seen an offense so bad
My TWINS are going to win the AL Central and sneak their way to a Cinderella-run World Series win this season.
>>157158015This one isn't on the offense. It usually is, but today they have an excuse to not bother.
Making this guy look like a cy young candidate
>>157158039Kumar...what kind of name is that anyhow? Is that like five "O's" or two "U's"
Why is Luke Raley, who can't fucking hit, playing the outfield over Victor Robles?
>>157158032Yeah they should just kick their feet up and swing the bat as hard as they possibly can late as fuck to the ball. It ain't on them and it's too late to try. Let em just swing out their shoes and have a good time. If you don't wanna try then don't rip your oblique sucking ass in the box while you're doing it.
>>157158039john rocker's son looks like THAT?!
>>157158039Guy was unstoppable at Vandy
>>157158071They scratched a run across and hit a homer in the first two innings, that's the best offensive production since May.
>>157158104Brother the top of the 5th was absolutely abysmal
>>157158115Might have had something to do with the four homers George gave up the inning before.
I'm watching womans pro baseball league interviews and why do they all sound and look like lesbians?
Have the mariners really not had a runner in scoring position this game?
>>157158128Idk. I like the softball league and hope that grows, but I could not care less about women's baseball
>>157158128>anon discovers 90% of female athletes are bitch dykes
>The three youngest players are the most productive
>>157158136Huh? They scored Colt from third to make it 4-2.
>>157158157That’s ageist for you to notice that
>>157158160Ahh they got a sac fly making them 0-0 with RISP
>>157158128Women’s sports is a lesbian grooming operation. Look at WNBA weekend if you don’t believe me.
>>157157476bookmarked, ty
I find it funny how Naylor was really good last season and just gave up as soon as he got the bag
>>157158208>Naylori hardly know her
why are they doing the tomahawk chop at the rags gamei can just barely hear it
>>157158228You gonna make that same stupid joke every time he comes up?
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZtCcI7v4pA
>>157158072I bet they are like my neighbors that scream during sex all the time
>>157158323yes
Guys we should help cheer up the Mariner fans here. How about we post some highlights from their most recent world series appearance?
The ship is sinking
nice to see Soto and Lindor chumming it up
I'm an undrafted free agent. Who want me?
>>157158208people have GOT to stop assuming one good year is indicative of a turnaround in a mid player's career
>>157158362what are they sitting together at the same cockfight or something?
Why don't the mariners just sign people who can hit the ball?
>>157158403Those aren't in the budget.
Why would we ever do that
>>157155742I'll believe that after the season starts
>>157158403You just don't understand mariner baseball
marinsaars...
>>157158412>bro this guy MASHES lefties bro just trust me bro please bro please let's just platoon one more time bro
Time to lay her out to sea
>>157158372Will you still be able to spam low quality posts like this after he strikes out Munetaka Murakami?
Do the Padres have room for Hancock, Castillo, Woo, AND Kirby? Can we get Bogaerts for all that?
How do people watch regular season baseball? Just look at the box scores. Wait until the playoffs.
>>157158498No
>>157158499what else is there to watch moran
>saving the thumbnail
>>157158403I’ve heard their batters eye in the outfield is fucked up. Like if you look at park factors, t mobile has lead the league in k rate forever even when adjusting for who is playing etc. that’s not even taking into account marine layer.
>>157158509Just watch 200 2-7 minute youtube videos at 2x speed a day. Like me.
>PCA went to Harvard-Westlakelol, he's like malibu's most wanted
I haven't been paying attention, but the shitty relievers haven't given up any runs yet, it's all Kirby's mess.
>>157158592
>>157158586I am the only person who ever saw that movie.
>>157158600Simply not true B-RAD
>>157158592I’m sure he is trying his best
>>157158586I knew someone who went there. Took me to the campus one day. It’s ridiculous, like small old college tier.
>mariners fired their assistant hitting coachthis was the problem, really?
>Jameson Taillon designated for assignment by the Cubs.
>>157158660Yes
>>157158586Bitches sucked his dick there
Did we win submariner bros?
>>157157236did you at least get any autographs?
>>157158627Based>>157158643That's the problem.
>Jake Cronenworth since coming off the IL>129 wRC+ slashing .308/.379/.423turned out one more knock to head was all that was needed to wake up his old self
gg now the doggie doos are gonna sweep us. the slide into 4th in well on its way.
Texas MVP George Kirby
What the FUCK is George K*rby's FUCKING PROBLEM???
>>157158764too much dubstep
What's next for the mariners?
>>157158771Sending Emerson to my Chadres in exchange for Fermin and Sanabria
>>157158771They'll figure it out before the playoffs
>>157158771Suckin' dick and eatin' pussy!
>>157158783>>157158771Selling, but only to the Padres for Miller. Nobody else is worth getting and the Pope Sox will be happy to take Castillo off /our/ hands for cash considerations.
>>157158824Nobody on the Mariners is worth Miller unless you're throwing in Kade Anderson
It's worse than you know
>no baseball for an hour and a halfwhat to do, what to do
>>157158896Get druk in the meantimeWHAT A LIFE
>>157158857That's retarded and you should know that, Preller is not running it back another year hoping new ownership lets him spend on free agent starters. You're not getting offered anyone better than Hancock.
>>157158896watch the sandlot
>>157158909>the r*pelothave they digitally edited out smalls' disgusting act on wendy peffercorn yet?
They are paying him $62M for 2026 but apparently that isn't enough money for him to dive or make a baseball play.
Hancock for Estrada, Fermin, and Sanabria. Final offer. Mariners get a controllable proven right handed reliever, a net neutral at catcher, and a young controllable infield prospect that's getting close to major league ready.
>>157158923playing it on a one hop was the correct play. he just mistimed it.
>>157152395QRD on Legend of Oasis, The?
>>157158924Nobody knows who those are because you gave away all the good players for Soto.
>>157158586looks like my high school, hope thats real grass
>>157158934I get it confused with Dark Savior
>>157158934sequel to the genesis game beyond oasis. basically zelda for sega fags
>>157158936trust me bro, they're very good players. I promise you Fermin hasn't had to play through like 8 concussions, and that Estrada hasn't been MINDFUCKED by a team like the Dodgers...
>>157158933he didn't mistime anythinghe took his eye off the ball like a minor leaguersoto is a poor fielder and an incomplete playernot worth anything close to the money he got
>>157158896Catch up on runie vodhttps://www.youtube.com/live/njEIYNQZCEI
why does The Babe never get talked about?
>>157158954I know Fermin but we have a Mitch Garver at home.
>>157158952Looks pretty cool
>>157158959>soto is a poor fielder and an incomplete player>not worth anything close to the money he gotyeah but ohtani artificially inflated the market and steve cohen really wanted to win the narrative of that offseason
>>157158969more like Bitch Sharter, which is an insult you wouldn't have to hear anymore if Fermin was on your roster
>>157158964had no idea this even existed. guess it bombed like tommy lee jone's ty cobb movie. that's life!
>>157158964because john goodman plays a cartoon character-version of babe ruth. he was 215 lbs at his heaviest when he played, and goodman was easily at 300+ when they filmed. there's a scene where he hits a home run while he's drunk and his pants are falling down. there's a scene where he buys and eats a hotdog from a vendor in the on-deck circle. it was a farce.
>>157158988I remember watching it in the 90s but don't remember much about it. I do remember thinking goodman was miscast as the babe. I'm downloading now and will let you know if it's any good.
>>157159013>I'm downloading nowHow?
>>157159057kazaa
>you now remember cal raleighwhat ever happened to that guy?
>>157159057some torrent website. yts maybe? 250 KB/s :(
>>157159107he didn't handshake that one bean during the WBC and reddit put the forever curse on him
>>157158997why don't we have actors like Goodman anymore. Russel Crowe looked like he might take the mantle but it kinda went nowhere
>>157159122reddit won...again...
>>157159139they dont make good movies anymore. there needs to be a film renaissance with real film (or look like it) and practical effects with stories that dont involve lesbians of color
>>157159075I hope it's safe to look up this word
>>157159156I just watched Obsession and it was alright.
Watching galaxys of the guardians before baeballll
>>157159177Kazaa and limewire were babies first p2p filesharing software. 12 y/o me nuking the family computer with spyware and having to do free installs of windows 98/00 helped my computer literacy a lot as a kid.
>>157159197I remember liking the first one
I need nu
>>157158913>>157158913>>157158913nu
>>157159293fuck you
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