Any transfers today?
>>157153909Vini joining Assna
Chelsea after WelbeckMan Utd after Watkins
MASSIVE
>>157155091Newcastle will be circling relegation this season
why is this general always unreadable dogshit?
>>157155098Incurable mental illness. Many such cases.
>>1571549052 more weeks, keep dreaming
>>157155378Ornstein said Vini to Arsenal is happening but he wants 470 big clams per week.
>>157155091Need it or sneed it?
Liversissy spotted on Liverpool's pride march
MY
>>157155531Oh myyyyy
>>157155098we all hate too many of each other but the anonymous nature means we see enemies in every shadow
I feel like Chelsea should focus on outgoings at the moment no?
Heard tranny poo dilated lost against Wrexham?
I dont really mind using this thread since no one's making a better oneAnyway i just noticed Kimpembe is now playing in 2nd division Qatar league. Kinda grim. Yeah he did get achilles injury but seems he got hit the hardest.
>>157156750I thought they had a transfer ban
>>157156764I still remember Kimpembe in the 2018 world cup
>welbz >hendo What is this? 2013?
I don't think trusting the opinion of a Zestchester Dilated customer is a wise move considering how much they hyped Senne Lammens. Yes, THAT Senne Lammens that cost his country a place in the World Cup semi finals (not a meme, it was actually his fault)
What an absolutely horrifically shit kit
>>157156783welbingz finally got the time he needed
>>157156800got to be a training kit or something
what if players in their mid to late 30s are actually just better
Tottenham TranSpurs stacking the squad just to keep snubbing TranSNUBster Dilated every window
>>157156818Depends on the position
>>157156800Since clearlake takeover, chelsea has never started the season with an established main sponsor on the front. Idk why they keep doing this.
>>157156783I wish. My body didnt hurt in 2013.
Trannies have permanently mind broken an entire generational cohort of autistic men
>>157156800Looks like my PE kit from like 10 years ago
Salah to Chelsea will be kino now to make the new triumvirate of uncs
Mantroony explaining why finishing below half the league is actually part of the masterplan
Time to bring back some old memez #memeage #lool #dubstep
Alright lads, just returning to /epl/ after that World Cup. Didn't wanna win anyway, aha x
you're not English Davinder looool frogfaggot
>>157156874You just KNOW
>>157156899Stfu dave
I like the part in Braveheart where the King sends the Irish to the front lines because he doesn't want to waste money on arrows.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY TRANSFERS?!?!?
kek saying the Stretford Sikhs really got to him
>>157156922Just one snub from Diomande so far
Chelsea fans seem upset at the Henderson signing but as an outsider who watched Chelsea completely lose their head any time the slightest thing went wrong last season this doesn't surprise me
>>157156874Love this picture. She physically cannot keep her legs shut.Hope Wellbz stays at Brighton though, unless it's for silly money, Chelsea is a shit show.
>>157156929hit em with that dilated daze
Best kit thus far has to be Sunderland’s. Looks propar mint lad
Cheeymenny should go to Manure he was shite at the world cup
>Leeds United on verge of completing agreement with Manchester City to sign James Trafford. Deal for Manchester City goalkeeper worth £40m guaranteed fee plus bonuses - 23yo England international’s transfer to LUFC now in process of being finalised https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/2081803067859652704
mememouth managing to get a worse sponsor than blow job heil hitler is mental when you think about it
Trafford SNUBbed Tran U so he could go to the Big Manchester club??
do people say>Stretford Sikhs?
>>157156941I'm mostly confuses because Henderson is injured.
>Transfield
Are these threads just everyone talking about transfers while one schizo spams bait aimed at United fans?
Are Tran U being SNUBbed AGAIN today?!
>>157156999>da trips>da foeKino
>>157156976He'll get a lot of practice saving shots playing for Leeds
>>157156997He's probably not there to play, no? I think he's there to babysit
Someone make a new thread please x
Tranny Dilated are a small shit club though.
>>157156995No, and you should discount any post you read on here if the subject is either Liverpool or Manchester United.
multiple people bullying mantroony game's back
>>157157036He's a good tard wrangler tbf
>>157156995Yeah
OHHHHHTRANYMAGUIIIIREEEE
John Stones to Inter
>>157157019>Are Tran U being SNUBbed AGAIN today?!James Trafford does NOT want to play at Old Trannord
>>157156969Looks good tbqh
>>157157008Yes. There is a Liverpool fan and a Man United fan who are on here 24/7 and they trade unfunny insult posts back and forth to each other every day as it is the only human interaction they get. Due to them both being high functioning autistic people they are not able or willing to stop and so filtering their antics (which is v easy) is the only way to use these threads. My post has already given them more attention than either deserve.
>>157157080Confirmed?
>>157156929He's abit gay aha x
>>157157097ye Di Marzio who is reliable for serie ass confirmed
>>157157097ponder the aroma of unwashed 14th century clunge
>>157157111Good move for him then. He's not fast but can still defend to a high level.
>>157157101does he have a dot on his head because he's an indian tranny dilation station customer?
>>157157127I think so as well.
Mansimpy is at it again like the dalit he is
>>157157146must do the bloody posting the wooooman saar
>>157153909Chelsea signing your granddad
>>157153909not in transchester
>>157157121I am thinking>>157157141Any more Serie A news?
the chelsea pensioners
>>157156932trandoni has the pull of a rotting axe wound.
>>157157188
>>157157187they're all here?
>>157157101bros getting antsy they haven't signed a good player
Trandoni InAMancsBumhola?When he beats tranny dilated
>>157157210
Why don't big players want to play for Liverpool? We're supposed to be a big club.
>>157157203Actually 50m for a Chelsea benchwarmer is good you see
>>157157229didnt they sign an elite attack last window?
>>157157267mantroonies bare zesty yanno
>>157157181Haven't seen anything that exciting as of late. All their incomings move at a snail's pace
>>157157276no that was man u who signed mbeumo cunha and sesko and all 3 got outperformed by a washed Egyptian free agent
>>157157290That's what you get for signing midtable shitters I guess, UNChammed duppied them
>>157157229ships going down, iraola is a ten hag level fraud
>Ndiaye to Saudi
lols haha
>>157157320dave spotted
>>157157320>lols hahaKEK
>>157157320common ABUGod victory
was it ever explained why liverpool didnt move for alonso?
>>157157320Gonna see mantroony melting down all evening after this
>>157157343he's a fraud and married to his back 5 meme formation like amorim
>>157157316Fucking disgrace
how hard will /trans/ ACTUALLY melt when Arsenal signs Mono
>>157157229Because they don't want to live in Liverpool
>>157157389A HANDSOME mono too. He will be unlocked by ArtetGOD.
>>157157389never happening
>>157157431he gets it>>157157469he doesnt
>>157157389I won't. I want it to happen. Love to see Arsenal spend £120m on a pace merchant with no end product and pay him £500k per week lmao.
trafford to leeds apparently done40m record signing for leeds
>>157157522just like when they baited lelsea into buying mudrick ;)
West Brom signed Tara Kirk. Signing of the summer
>>157157290Warra 5th place trophy for Salah in his farewell season
>>157157480I got it
mono gets 20 goals 20 assists in this arsenal team by the way
>>157157725He's not coming althoughbeit.
>>157157748My brother Allah demands it
>>157157773We're signing broono from newcastle for now. Vini doesn't seem all that plausible unfortunately.
>>157157838do you want him? i dunno. seems like a lot for someone to cover Declan and Zubi; althoughbeit the position >we need cover
>>157157748>althoughbeitreddit
Chelsea signing Welbeck and Hendersonwtf
>>157157920based henderson trying to unlock the play for every club in the league achievement
Chelsea taking the>WE NEED EXPERIENCEA bit too literally. Stones next.
>BREAKING: John Stones to Inter, here we go! >Approval on contract terms just arrived, all confirmed.>Deal until June 2028, no option for further year. Salary around €4m net per season.
>>157157855Maybe bouadi is a better investment but nafris are not always best suited for the prem. Bruno is decent and he can gel well into our playstyle. The price is always gonna be a bit ridiculous when buying from another PL club, specially in todays market.
>>157158011>ARSENAL AND CHELSEA DEALT TRANSFER BLOWAnd yet neither were actually bothering but hey, clickbait.
>Alan Pardew believes that the proposed transfer of Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid to Arsenal is a certainty. Pardew told talkSPORT that he thinks the transfer will occur, citing Vinicius Junior’s history with Jose Mourinho, his contract situation at Real Madrid, and Arsenal’s appeal as Premier League champions. According to FootballTransfers, Arsenal are willing to make a maximum effort to sign Vinicius if he expresses a desire to move to the Emirates Stadium. Reports in Spain indicate that a club-record fee of at least €160 million will be necessary to complete a transfer. Sky Sports News reports that Real Madrid are prepared to resume contract extension negotiations this week in an attempt to persuade Vinicius Junior to remain with the club.The same Pardew that said Arsenal winning the title would have an asterisk on it to get engagement bait? Now is saying absolute nonsense about them signing a shitter for insane money? Of course, so they can pretend he didn't say that and people can laugh when Arsenal DON'T sign him when it'd be funnier if they did, since it would kill their next 5 transfer windows until he leaves on a free (as nobody will pay £500k per week for a shitter lmao).
>>157158095who are you quoting
>>157158220You announced the HERE WE GO and I went to look at what the media was saying, so this title had popped up for clickbait like it was some sort of shock that a guy who hasn't managed to play 50% of PL games in the last 4 seasons wasn't signed.
>>157158242and how would you know if either club were "bothering" better than the london evening standard
>>157158277Because nobody of any merit said they were and, again, his injury history speaks for himself. Also, not to brag, but I do have some contacts in London clubs and a few friends in the agent world. Nothing big. According to them, it was posited and then dismissed with Chelsea going for Lacroix instead and Arsenal - if anybody - Konsa. Arsenal were also linked with Romero but again, that was just a floated around idea. The only other defender they told me about that Arsenal are looking at are Jacobo Ramon. Believe me, don't believe me, don't care.
>>157158317Arsenal and Chelsea looking at Jacobo Ramon, sorry.
Who's asking?
>>157158317ill trust the london evening standard over "anonymous" (if thats even your real name) and his so called contacts in london clubs cheers
>>157157320Wayne Rooney
Chelsea is making plans to sign Japan legend Miura, 59 after he scores first goal since 2022.
>>157158317based ITK putting sissys in their place.
>>157158317Liverpool fan here, please, if you have any contacts at Anfield, tell them to sign Traoré. The idea of watching him bombing about the Anfield pitch, scoring goals wearing that red strip, watching him bow his head in silence remembering the 96. Please.
>Chelsea is leading the race for... HendersonKKKKKKKKKKKK fucking XabiIs he trying to make Henderson his new Xhaka or something?
>>157158510>Is he trying to make Henderson his new Xhaka or something?No
Chabi won't make it beyond christmas me thinks
>>157158638You’re retarded. Who cares
>>157158650Americans are usually nice and pleasant, why are you such a rude boy? This is not your first time being a nuisance as well.
>>157158777Sorry just crashing from hunger. I apologize
>>157158844Great attitude, congrats, this thread is already shit enough
>>157159026hes said he wants out with all the big signings in his position but the lads dont want to let go of their little blonde bitchhard to know how it will end
Newcastle used to be MASSIVE spenders. What went wrong?
literally why would anyone pay £40m for trafford? he's played like 30 games in the prem and was exposed to the point he got dropped for that fucking retard muric, had one decent championship season in a side that conceded less than 5 shots per game and is suddenly worth 40 million quidmarkets gone mad
>>157159026that page is a jeet interaction baiting for elonbucks
>>157159088>joao felixSuch an insane pricetag. Benfica really pulled some big fraudelent sales over the last years
Liversissy in a spliff blud
What are chelsea thinking with welbeck and henderson. If they're trying to change the culture of pure aids, I'm not sure the existing squad that cost 3 billion will respect either
>>157159241Welbeck is better than Delap
>>157159241Welbeck would probably be the best backup striker on their team. Maybe there's an argument that Jackson is better but not better enough to justify the 35-40m book profit they'd net from selling him and buying Welbeck.Henderson is an odd one but he's clearly well respected
>>157159241todd boehly was told he needs to get in someone with experience so hes just going for anyone over 35this is how y*nks think
Chelsea signs Welbs and Hendo to bully Enzo out of the club
Anyone selling old players?
>>157159667Danny Welbeck is available
Any updates on the javi Martinez situation?
Tranny Maguire got called up?
Who's gonna be the surprise team getting top 4 this year?
>>157159865For me, it's either Aston Villa or Sunderland
>>157160603>it's real
South African CB Olwethu Makhanya to Rangers from Philadelphia in MLS. Fee is around $4.5 million plus a sell-on.He was really good last year, but has not been as good this year so far. But he definitely has some good potential. He's only 22 years old. Pretty athletic, and very confident on the ball.
>>157157389No way, he wants insane wages.
>>157160603KEKKKK
>>157160603Shocking thst clyne was on the books that recently
>>157159865My Spurs
Dilated legend Wayne Trooney
>>157159164guess who was atleti's sd sanctioning that deal
I'm gonna buy
>>157159865Arsenal
>>157160603shitwashedwashedratwashedcrockedcrockedwashedwashed crockshitwashedwashed crockwashed
>>157161728ur mum and sisters?
>>157160603Oof.
>>157159667kazuyoshi miura just scored his professional goal in 4 years
>>157160603lol
Davina been SEETHING all night for some reason
>>157159865no one. the surprise will happen at the top of the table. Grab your popcorn....
I bet Chelsea make another bid on Alex Scott but Bournemouth will still reject it.
Fokin Ell
>>157162155>Anthony MartialI remember when Man U signed him from Monaco. Hard to believe he did 9 straight seasons at Man U and didn't turn out any better than if Man U signed the current young Monaco striker: the USA's Folarin Balogun (just turned 25 this month)
KagurabachiKagurabachiKaaagurabachi
>>157162155United 100% has been throwing money in the garbage but you do need to account for the financial loss a little differently.Using baseball's WAR logic (take an average player and sub in them in), do they win more or less with that person?> Antony, Sancho, Hojlund, Van de Beek, etc. are massive losses> Casemiro, Matic, Mata, Wan-Bissaka, Di Maria are not turbo shit lossesWins = more money so there's probably some accountant nerd out there than can equate whether or not they're truly positive or negative> mfw i look that Pogba has only played 8 games, total, since leaving United
>>157162357it is the problem with signing players from a beer league. i still content that if you took teams 8 - 12 in the Premier League> Brighton, Brentford, Fulham, Newcastle, Bournemouththey'd be perennial contenders for Champions League in any other League in Europe> French players are great> French league is shitit is odd
>>157163146>Casemiro wasn't a monumental waste of money because he did slightly better than a journeyman shitter straight out of the Championship would have done
>>157163164>it is oddThat's just a money problemTheir outfield players are either play for PSG or non-France clubsGrim league
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
>>157163184pretty much. i'd change it to just "better" and not "slightly better" but you're spot on, Cillian
>>157162155Some proper AI slop going on there
>>157162155holy shit brev is that true
>>157162155Lmao why can't they make money, benefits club
uh oh sissy melty
Satpayev might be already better than Delap
The Rodri thing is going on for too long and barely advancing, I think he will stay at Man City
>>157163436Depends if Madrid want to pay up or notDaily reminder Mason Mount went for £60m with 1 year left on his deal
sissy woke up in a rage, his club in shambles
>>157163446Why are they like this? United also paid a lot for Casemiro who only had 1 year left
>>157163446maybe they can do a swap for Vini?
>Understand Filip Jorgensen is on the verge of leaving Chelsea to join RC Strasbourg, agreement almost done.Just another players who signed for chelsea, hoping they'd get gametime there, only to be thrown to the feeder club
The navigation to athletics results on the website is absolutely disgraceful
>>157163462wouldn't get in the team
Did Transchester Dilated really pay 50 milly for a Chelsea benchwarmer
>>157163589Unless Penders returns to Chelsea, Jorgensen would be a backup choice at Strasbourg
need a slander name for barcola
>>157163721>that resolutionlmao
>>157162155
>>157162155my oh my what's up with manure
Joao Pedro The Washer of WSW>>157163739:((
>>157163164>SambaRennes, back up GK>RisserLens, 3rd choice GK>HernandezPlays for PSG>Zaire-EmeryPlays for PSG and not a starter>DembelePlays for PSG>DouePlays for PSG>BarcolaPlays for PSG>AkliouchePlays for Monaco (I am only including this because they play in the French league).Their best player plays for Madrid.
>>157163735RonCola
>>157163735Rollercola
>>157163735Barclola
Heard tran u lost to wrexham
>Video assistant referees should only be used to change "blatantly incorrect" decisions and clear missed incidents, say European refereeing officials.lmao not happening
>>157163735cocacola
>>157163771They did, 3-2: https://www.espn.co.uk/football/story/_/id/49453689/wrexham-another-premier-league-team-leeds-beaten-3-2-friendly
>>157163781that's fucking crazythanks for the info
But enough about VARsenal
Dilated legend Trooney still posting like he didn’t just watch his old club get farmed by a League Two side
Gonna come clean lads, im here mainly to spread misinformation
>>157163735pepsicola
>>157163867sounds like misinformation
>>157163735Barr Cola - like that shitty off-brand cola only sold in Paki shops.
>>157163735>darcolaironic hes kinda lightskin
>>157152190How's the transfer window looking for us Liverpoopers?(I just so happen to be pooping right now)Hopefully we keep Jonesy and Elliott
>>157155378>dreamingNightmare. Also more raycismus nonsense astroturfed in England.
>>157163735trannley buckola
>Ipswich Town have signed Kjell Scherpen from Union Saint-Gilloise.>Fee around £8.5M + £2.5M add-ons.>He is one of the tallest players in football standing at 6ft 9in (2.06cm).Used to be in Brighton's book
Signed Pogba for £141m (inflation) and let him go for free
>>157159459he might get fired if he doesn't raise the average age of the team, similar to what happens in EA Sports FC 25 For the Club™ (and no I'm not going to buy EA Sports FC 26 The Club Is Yours™ like some simp to get roster updates)
not buying fifa (not calling it the new gay name) 27 when mbroppe and muttingham (loved by white slags) are on the coverfuck off
He's at it again
>Poori FeelAManstran u players are bare gay yanno
>>157163993Pogba spent 8 seasons at Man U, that's a two contract player. After he was done at Man U his career was over other than 8 apps at Juve. Then he retired. After a year away from soccer he had 6 apps at Monaco then he hung it up for good
Should I watch The Odyssey and contribute to total collapse of Western civilization?
>>157164028yeah be like the stupid white women that go travelling to ho chi minh city for Instagram pics
>>157163735baaaaaaaaaarcooooolaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>157164028whilst this thread is called /trans/ and the odyseey does feature a transexual actor this is actually the sports boardeasy mistake to make
>>157164028it's definitely a film you odyssey hehe
>>157164028just read the poems or watch that french made film from the 60s, even wilson's translation look great compared to nolan's film which is a miracle (bravo nolan)
I heard Manchester United lost to Grimsby AND Wrexham in the space of a year?
Davinder when you make a post mocking Transchester Dilated (he will never be a woman thoughbeit)
>Bradley Barcola has spoken to Iraola and given his agreement in principle to Liverpool. The 2 clubs are now in discussions @l'equipeI really dont think this guy is gonna be worth the 150mil PSG will want, wasnt he benched by Doue both for club and country?
Diego Jota won a world cup knockout round game more recently than Bryan Mbeumo and Matteu Cunha put together
>>157164285it psg publicly said they weren't getting into a bidding war for a 130m euro player they won't get away with asking for more than that for a bench player. it will end up being less than wirtz
>>157162155it's real!
Barcola has no end product. 100m+ for him is madness. This is going to be a disaster for Liverpool. Shit manager, established players coming towards the end, inconsistent poor squad. They didnt win enough in the Klopp era, now they'll have a period of mediocracy and failure.
Can Man Poo sign someone?
>>157164503they have but they're a bit shit aha x
>>157164550Who did they get aha xx
>There were few other standouts other than Joao Pedro, but Dastan Satpaev was one.>The 17-year-old scored the first goal of Alonso's reign - and in spectacular fashion - after just six minutes.Hope he makes it so we can call him Statpadev
>>157164559dunno some toiletman guy and someone who warmed the bench for chelsea babes aha babes xx
>>157164567What is his celebration supposed to mean?
>>157164627Aha that's a bit shit then
>>157164345I mean compared to Leipzig PSG really doesnt need money. They can afford to let him stay if their demands arent met, which has already happened a couple of times since Campos became their sporting director. Its why Lee didnt move last year, their demands werent met.
Set Piece Poonandes
>>157159026He's going to Brighton
>ipswich town replacing both their 1st and 2nd choice GK from previous season for next seasonWhy are GKs such an easy target to get replaced whenever teams get promoted? It's kinda sad desu they also fought hard for the promotion but immediately got spat out when the teams are back in PL.
>>157164732more like Set Pooce
>>157164503They spent half a billy every year.
>>157164781what trophies did they win?
>Manchester United is expected to attempt to sign striker Nicolo Tresoldi
who the fuck is that guy
>>157164764Because the ones they have are not top flight standard.
>>157164833Seskshit flopped then?
happening
>>157164899fraid so
>Uefa says Fifa plan for private investment in World Cup 'crosses line'
>>157165026their nose was offside
>Arsenal are in what are described as advanced talks with Newcastle to sign Bruno Guimaraes after an alleged verbal agreement was reached for the midfielder. According to FootballTransfers, a deal is close. Arsenal had not previously made a formal offer to Newcastle. The club had immediately rejected verbal proposals of around €70 million and has no desire to sell its captain. However, talkSPORT reports that progress has been made on a verbal agreement with a value over £75m (€87.7m), and that personal terms are already in place. In contrast, Newcastle sources have continued to deny reports of any talks and maintain that formal contact has not been made by Arsenal. Bruno Guimaraes is scheduled to report to pre-season training with Newcastle on Friday and is thought to have insisted that his future be resolved before he returns. This week, Newcastle manager Eddie Howe admitted that he is uncertain about the player's future, although he has had conversations with Guimaraes that he described as positive. All of Arsenal’s interest in Guimaraes has been expressed through intermediaries. Newcastle would immediately reject an offer around €80m, and the club continues to state that no formal bids have been made.Spunking £75m on a shitter is hilarious but doubly hilarious as it means no money for 'Vinny'.
>lavia got injured againLmaoo
chat why haven't manure won the league in over 13 years?
>>157165043Maybe they will finally sell a player
>>157165105About that
Theory: Vinicius was shot dead in a favela, after his disastrous World Cup performance, and Real Madrid has hired a body double to avoid losing money.Arsenal is going to sign a Cameroonian who was working on the Valdebebas construction site.
>>157165118Saka earns 375k since his contract renewal, according to Ornstein
>>157165118>>157165105
>>157165118why include max dowman on 350 quid a week kek
>>157165156It's just the list of first team players in the 'senior squad' so that includes Dowman.>>157165118Don't look at United's.
>>157164741i would prefer they take that money and spend some of it to keep danny welbeck instead.
>>157165148Less than a gespacho lol
>>157165118If we sell gabi hayzooz and bribe kai havertz to lower his wages to match his performance this would be an excellent wage bill for a GODsix team
>>157165167What's Uniteds
Is city selling rodri to vardrid? Apparently they're replacing him with that moroccan midfielder who's on the come up
>>157162154I was wrong. Chelsea are done signing midfielders
ARSESNUB HAHAHAHA
>>157165287rogers..vini... who is next for snubsenal
>>157165287DEAROHDEARANYONE SEEN AW?
>>157165287>>157165372I don't understand how attacking players fit with Arsenal's play style
>>157165287this can't keep happening..
>>157165287He's obviously fraudulent and would be instantly exposed in the premier league.Right decision for him
Mansnubby is vexed
>>157164911Hearing rumours about Barcola being a little light in the Timberlands.
>>157165287Arsenal fans didnt honestly think they were going to sign him surely. He only ever wanted a new deal at real madrid
Vini SNUBbed Manure too? Holy kek
>>157165552>>157165499AW COPE HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157165499mantroony KEK
Is this the worst gen on the website? Bottom 5 surely
>>157165614Yes, it just took 2 incredibly autistic retards to do it
I feel like Chelsea are building one of the best teams in Europe
lmaooooo mantroony in the bin after chini jr SNUBbed his 2nd club
>>157165287Punching Above Our Weight FCBigger Fish To Fry FCWe Didn't Want Him Anyway FC
It's hilarious because Vini obviously said he was leaving thinking the likes of PSG, United, Bayern would want him. Then he found out only Arsenal wanted him, so he took the paycut and stayed
hilarious that farsenal is considered a big club
he's an ugly mono unfit for Handsome Lads FC
Even Sky Sports said it was bullshit to get the contract done and pointed out Arteta hasn't done any signings like this before so it made no sense. But as I said earlier, it was clearly agent bullshit to get his commission done on the extension and there was no way Arsenal were going to spend £140m and £500k a week and then I also said that it'll come out that Vini signs an extension and everybody will start spamming 'snubbed' when none of this made any sense either.
>>157165118>maduekesurely man united can offer him 200k+inglend internatty =^)
there's still a chance. Orny the Oracle has never said that Arsenal have expressed interest in someone without Arsenal eventually signing the player. Stay tuned...
Vini gonna love being 3rd choice LW behind Mbappe and Diomande kek. He had the balls to ask for £500k from Madrid.
>letting vini leave on a free
>>157165698>United
>>157165784Obsessed AW
>>157165803You can't even get Anderson, Fernandes or Tonali to join, why the fuck would Vini want to go to 'Got The Most Points Since Carrick Joined' trophy winners?
>>157165806because they pay insane wages, can't even use the 'london club' excuse where wages are 25% higher due to london. sancho is on £300k per week, rashford on £375k per week, de gay was on £350k per week.
>>157165737>I also said thatlove these autist blog posts about what they saidto who some old drunk down spoons?
Until Ornstein confirms it it's all bullshit. Sky sports are bullshit merchants half the time
>>157165816No, on /trans/. But hey, love your blog post reviewing posts on a Bhutanese etch-a-sketch animation BBS. Where can I subscribe for more?
I see perpetually angry anon and 190 are having a hissy fit.
>>157165819Stage 1: Denial
>>157165832>denial >literal bum source
>everybody laughing at arsenal>when it'd be funnier if they did spend £140m + £500k per week on a guy who can't even make numbers in Lel Ligalmao you guys are so fucking dopamine addicted you look at short term shots rather than long term drips.
Vini would fuck up their wage bill
Howling
tehe call me joseinawhat the fuck is his problem?
>>157165823>n-no yougood one
>>157165865exactly and that's why it'd be funnier if they did sign him just to see him get 4 goals 3 assists in 38 games.but /trans/ is full of retards
>>157165897he's definitely a better player than you're giving him credit for but not good enough to fuck up their wage bill. Madrid can do it because their whole thing is waiting for players to leave on a free
>>157165893Boiling.
>>157152190How long until football is back lads
come on.. Arsenal aren’t big enough for a world star to move to it was never realistic
Grok said Mantroony’s timeline is just one long coping session mixed with rentboy TikToks and “we nearly got him” postsKEK
>>157165698lil bro tried to fit manure in there bro thinks he's part of the team
Reliable Madrid source: RMD won't offer him more money, they want to sell as opposed to leaving on a free, they don't want him claiming his bonus next year and leaving on a freeMourinho source: he's not leavingContradiction
>>157165915>taking a pic with a slagnot my prezzie (prime minister)
>>157165950>>157165784Same poster btw
>>15716591510 days until the Primera Liga and Eredivisie 17 days until the Championship18 days until La Liga24 days until the Prem and Ligue 125 days until Serie A31 days until the Bundesliga
>>157165999
Life as a Livertroon customer is pain. Another day another snub.
the sick puppy dusted off his adobe cd to save face against a stranger
Do you guys think Enzo Fernandez is going to go on an apology tour once he gets back from his post-WC vacation?
>>157165980The realityVinícius Júnior "Hey Real Madrid, I want another 5 year contract on 400k a week otherwise I'm leaving"Vinícius Júnior - Agent and family "Hey Arsenal *Shows some leg"Real Madrid "4 year deal 300k per week" Vinícius Júnior "Alright"
Holy fuck I thought Man U were a big club, why can't they sign good players????
>>157166026they saw mono and couldnt imagine such a specimen wouldnt be one of their ownquite the let down
>>157166051Dilate Davinder
>>157166033True x
>>157166138they aren't a big club anymore pal
>>157166143they're like Everton-tier now
>Dastan dastan dastan so close to me I'm about to get my willy delopped off Satpaev
>>157166138>I thought Man U were a big clubWhy did you think that
>>157166143meant for>>157166138
Transchester Dilated just dropped another 40 mil on a Premier League reject who was warming the bench at a club that finished 12th
>>157166179bossman told me so and said wallahi so I believed him
>>157166207Saeed is a doomer, he would never have chest like that
Why are so many Liverpool customers transgender
>>157166180>>157166143kek monochester
>>157166246Scouse DNA
>>157166192>Transchester Dilated just dropped another 40 mil on a Premier League reject who was warming the bench at a club that finished 12this that so? midtable club doing midtable things
>Gary Jacob] Tottenham working on £60m deal to sign Savinho from Manchester CitySeems an absurd amount for a bench player
>>157166661You could buy two Florian Wirtzs for that money, he's cheap as they come
>>157166661
>>157163735>barcolaShame "Brak gola" doesn't work in English.
Savinho is such obvious retard bait it's almost comical. spurs hook line and sinker
>>157165118>Saka on 300k>SHITvertz on 275k (thought it was 375k tho)>jESUS on 220k>Kepa>Maxi D on tri-fiddy (L M A O)I mean, it could've been way worse.
YAN DIOMANDE HAS OFFICIALLY SNUBBED LIVERPOOL!He joins BIG CLUB Real Madrid
>>15716666160m is the new 30m, inflation innit
have coventry, hull and ipswich been doing business and i just havent noticed or are they just accepting going straight back down
everton lost 1-0 to stoke just now incase you were wondering (no one was wondering) played most of their first team too by the looks of it
>>157167568coventry just broke their club record to keep the keeper they had on loan from brighton last year
>>157164629it's from some anime show.
ornstein saying welbeck to chelsea done>Chelsea in process of finalising deal to sign Danny Welbeck from Brighton & Hove Albion. >Permission granted by #BHAFC for medical; if all goes to plan 35yo to do it by end of week & join #CFC in Hong Kong. 2yr contract agreed in principle
>>157167356KEK THEY GOT LIL BRO'D AGAIN???
>>157167634Makes sense, Rushworth was never getting into the Brighton first team.
>>157164567I love the preseason friendlies. Mostly because Chelsea score 6 (and concede 4 btw) to a 2nd division Australian literally who side and the media hype them like they're some unstoppable force teaming up with an immovable object. Or when Tottenham manage to sneak past an even worse side 2-0 and they're "so back". But when United get humbled by Wrexham you don't hear a peep from them.Shithouse cunts. I want the whole footballing world to burn.
>>157165710By who lol
>>157165806We’ve already got Fernandes
Im just saying in the previous thread i made, it had none of the schizos ruining the thread
im just saying i heard manure lost against ryan Reynold's club?
>>157169919giiiiirrl why is this so true :skull:
>>157165118So let me get this straight...Bukrappo Sucka who scored 11 goals in 3200 minutes earns 6 times more than Noni Madookie who scored 8 goals in 2200 minutes?
Liversissy up all night spamming again baka
hello fellow trans
>>157171325He's so mentally ill kek
transfield
hello any signings
TODAY IS THE DAY
Danny Welbeck to Chelsea, here we go!
No one wants to go to Transchester?
>>157172114Welcome to Strasbourg, Liam Delap
>>157172141everton will buy him for more than chelsea paid after he scored 1 goal in 28 league games
>>157172114I wonder what they're gonna do. Delap and Jackson are gone but that still leavesJoao Pedro, Saptaev, Welbeck, and Emegha. Maybe even more if I'm forgetting someone
>>157172133not even the SEAmonkeys
why is there zero hype for this coming season? is it because of the fraudulent shitshow that was last season?
>>157172163Nvm that Saptaev is only 18 and he hasn’t even done his year at Strasbourg yet. I feel like I’ve been hearing about him forever
>>157172163welbeck is probably just going to be the bench option and some experience in the dressing room but doesn't joao pedo prefer playing behind the 9 so maybe rogers/jp/palmer behind welbeck sometimes. there were already rumours of emegha moving on so he might go out on loan
>>157172154Boehly should open a course on how to buy and sell shit players>>157172163I thought Xabi would like Jackson, i guess i was wrong
Will Tran Poo sign someone today?
>>157172189I’m excited to see Welbeck back at a big club, he can still play
>>157172255>>157172189Why didn't DWelbz go back home to United? They could use a bagsman
>>157172255>chelski>big
@grok did chelsea finish lower than 15th over the past few seasons?
>>157172167World Cup fatigue.
im a-finkenin'
Man U are a bit shit in it
>>157172947Ive seen this as well kek.
>Manchester City returned to pre-season training last week and midfielder Jack Grealish was spotted among the players who had reported for duty.>But any immediate hopes of seeing the 30-year-old donning a City shirt once more were dashed on Tuesday night when he missed out on a seat on the plane for the club's tour of Hong Kong and Seoul over the next 11 days.>Sources have said Grealish continues to recuperate from a season-ending foot injury sustained in January during a loan spell at Everton, where he was starting to recapture his best form, and it is too early to speculate what the future might hold.>The injury ended not only his time at Hill Dickinson Stadium but an outside shout at playing at the World Cup for England too.>Having seemingly been discarded by former boss Pep Guardiola, Grealish now finds himself back at City as he enters the final 12 months of his contract with little sign of being offered new terms on his reported £300,000-a-week wages.>Grealish has not kicked a football in competitive action since the start of the year, while compatriot Kalvin Phillips returns to the club too following an unsuccessful loan spell in the Championship at Sheffield United last season.>While still only 30 years old, Phillips' career has nose dived since joining City from Leeds in 2022, playing just seven minutes of EFL Cup action for the club over the past two seasons.>There appears to be no way back after being excluded from the tour squad, with City seemingly open to offers for the player this summer.So where will JGrealz and Fatty Phillips end up?
>>157172982>Kalvin Phillips is set to re-join Sheffield United on loan.Grealz I don't know. City want to sell him so whoever pays up. Would be funny if he ended up back at Villa, they love taking washed players at the tail end of their playing career
>>157172982I think grealish is dele alli's level of done already
>>157173012Nah he's nowhere near that level. He was doing alright at Everton before the injury and he isn't a total headcase either. Jack can put the work in when it's needed.
>>157173016I think Dele Alli was mindbroken about how injury-prone he became by the time he went to Everton and eventually got loaned to Besiktas, only to suffer a season-ending injury. Grealish might be heading the same direction because of these injury issues. He was absorbing all kind of tackles in his Villa days and now his feet paid the price.
>>157172114>less games>less travelling >2yr contract at 35>better wagesBrighton weren't even going to play him much this season and still got a 10m+ fee. Everyone is a winner here but Chelsea.
>>157173022Alli was just a weak minded lazy cunt, even at Tottenham.
do Liverpool realise they need signings for their shite squad? Plus players who don’t want to be there like mcallister
>>157172948>Man U are a bit shit in ityeah just abit
>>157173055>Brighton weren't even going to play him much this seasonHe's pretty much the only reason Brighton got European football. They looked lost whenever he didn't play.
>>157173022it's way earlier, he was already crap during that second half of 18/19, some decent performances in the cl but dropped a stinker in the final and just gave up altogether, probably thought he'd reached the top or something, levy with another masterclass rejecting 80 million from manure as well
>does nothing>everyone still seethes
>conceding to a bunch of kangaroo farmersKek never change Spurs
>>157173083they need Newcastle to make an offer first
>>157173124give them time
>Jordan Henderson is set to cancel his Brentford contract to enable a move to Stamford Bridge.Not the first time an ex-Slop Six midfielder has fucked over Brentford to move to another Slop Six club.
>>157173143what does cancel his contract meanhe said he would sign a new one?
>>157173153He's a bullshitter who like Christian Eriksen used Brentford to get back into the spotlight and is now telling them to fuck off.
>>157155378I don't want that flopping drama queen at my club thanks
>>157156829They are sponsored by Bingx now
>>157165372Imagine being this delusional kek
My spurs tied with sydney :(
haha
>>157173230we have penalties lad
It is of great shock to us that the team which finished 17th twice in a row can't beat an Australian side
Tzolis is the signing of the season
>>157173275But they're finally spending money (already one of the biggest spenders over the last 5 years) and offering big wages (already have one of the highest wage bills in the league) and I was assured that RDZ (who is shit) isn't shit!
don't talk about them during or just after a match it's obsession
>>157172982grealish redemption at city would be kino tho might end up being another loan after recoveringwherever he plays its going to be for his next contract, expect good form in the second half of the season
Rodri off to madreed
>>157173451Yeah, i'm thinking Enzo Fernandez to City
>>157173233kek that's epicnow what is expressions oozing doing?
>>157173451It was going to happen when Madrid came out and said 'We don't want Enzo' because if they said that then it meant they were going to go for Rodri. Enzo must be sneeding but whatever, his fault for signing a 9 year contract or whatever. He now has one game a week to show the world how good he is. The issue being Chelsea will want £150m+ for him and I can't see Madrid paying it next year even if he got 30 goals.
>>157173275But they did win?>>157173233Expressions would be the GOAT youtuber if he didn't edit his shit so much and write scripts.
