Philthies KEK Editionprev: >>157159305
>>157161002Kek philthies!
berds
>>157161002kek o kek o!
>>157161002PHILTHIES kek!
Curtis Mead better have been worth it. I liked Connelly Early.
they fixed the mets
bring back reuben amaro junior!
>>157161002Who’s the bigger kek the philthies losing to the 0-12 marlins or the barves getting shitfucked by the mests
Case subject: The Semen SlurperDescription: The Semen Slurper is a rare specimen. He is often seen in the room of a man who has fapped and not yet cleaned up. He only shows himself during the split second whe you turn the lights off. It is seen slurping the bedsheets for some leftover morsels of cum. Several victims have reported it wearing an Atlanta Braves hat, but there isn't substantial evidence to support this, yet.Survival: The only way to prevent The Atlanta Semen Slurper from stealing from you is to yell at "I AIN'T EVEN GAY!!", shut the door and don't return for the evening.
My Os win. Good game tigers
MWAAAA THE FFFFRENCH CCCHHAMPAGNEhasalwaysbeencelebratedforitsexcellence
>>157161014What is a midriff strap like that called when it’s like tight around the tummy I want to lick her tummy
>>157161014Can you even imagine how much it would cost to date a chick like this
dodgers
Imagine choking away a lead in the 9th to a team that's lost 12 straight lmao
>>157161027kek EKE!,!!
>>157161014is that the chick from below deck
Awfully quiet about the Yankees in here huh?
>>157161027I AIN’T EVEN GAY!
>>157161039duran doesnt have the mental fortitude to close for a championship team.
>>157161021
gg barfydoos
>stankees
We now return to your regularly scheduled stankeedoos kek posting
>>157161052Do you just enjoy the abuse?
Metsies
>>157161063>AYYYYY IM WALKIN’ HEEEAAAAA
>Suxies rally
>16 games below 500o kek
Out of the way, my Red Sox are going to start another winning streak against the A's and then the Dodgers
>>157161061*cough*go.. g-*wheeze*go on without me bro
Why do East Coast teams cause so much seethe on /mlb/?
Looks like the sneks lost
un fucking believable, unreali fucking told you this was going to be the most embarrassing loss of the phillies season, if not the whole 2026 MLB seasonfucking disgraceful, holy fuck i'm seething. fire fucking everybody, preferably into the sun
The Sox and 'Kees are both blowing their bullpens early in a 4 game set. Both bullpens are really good though.
>>157161035I’ve dated this archetype of woman before and can confirm they’re perpetually bored unless you’re doing something that costs hundreds of dollars. The girl I dated would not fucking stop asking me to take her on vacations around the world. At the time I made $60k. I don’t know what the fuck she thought I did for a living
Chikanee doo ‘em!
>>157161097I couldn't care less about the sneks
IM GEH-IN ASSFUCKED OVA HE-UHONLY IN NEW YORK!
my pirates :)
>no dodger baseball tonight
>>157161092This but the inverse Why do east coasties seethe so much? I’m guessing because 20% of their games get rained out (cuz there’s no roofs)
>>157161002My pirates (:
>>157161092everyone is asleep for west coast baseball
>replying to the 2026 cikaneydoosISHYGDDT
>>157161119>you need to have soulless rootless stadiums with no history like we do gringo
>>157161014I look like this but with brown hair brown eyes and bigger titties
Come on White Sox
Good guys have been winning today (not the mests but that was funny at the very least)
>>157161131he's the best and they gay discord who need a support group to post on 4chan hate him
>375M payroll>16 games below 500
Winky in da house!!
>>157161135*GULP*
>>157161115I'm watching Gnats-Broors instead
>>157161133Fenway and Camden are the only east coast stadiums with SOVL Flyover stadiums have more SOVL than east coastie stadiums
>>157161144player's should have to have their salary prorated and deducted for poor performance. it isnt fair to the owners.
How will the white sux blow this one?
qrd on the gay discord?
>>157161144Mets vibes are horrendous They look like they all hate each other
>>157161158Nah the yankeks are gonna blow this one
Attamaya
>>157161164Imagine thinking putting two egotistical twats like Lindor and Soto on the same team and thinking it was going to end well
>>157161164The outfielders hugged each other at the end of the dodger's game in the most wholesome of ways. Keep your fake narratives to yourself.
>>157161017this is an all time gif kek
>>157161144chek'd and kek'd
dodgers need to make a shock trade and acquire volpe at the deadline
Squirrel'd
Metschads own yaAnd they just pwned ya
>>157161195Is there anything in mlb contracts that would stop someone from buying good players from other teams and then sending them to the minors?
>>157161208yes
>>157161208Based dodgers lifelong
>>157161195Call, Lauer, and Ward for Skubal
>>157161208Yes, you're only allowed to option guys a set number of times, and veterans not ever.
>Dodgers allowed to Bobby Bonilla like two billion dollars>Dodgers allowed to carry an extra pitcher just becauseCool league you've got here
>>157161223sex. have it. yesterday.
>>157161223everyone is allowed to play both ways
>>157161218The Dodgers can and should deal one of their many elite outfield prospects in exchange for Skubal.
berds cut the lead in half!
Breggy Bear Blast!!!
>>157161237
>>157161208why would you want to?
Just going to come out and say it. My. Pirates.
Lindor raised his OPS nearly 60 points today
liberatore is a bum
White Sox please
>>157161236no idea what is being considered but there are 5 of them I wouldn't trade for Skubal 1 for 1.
>>157161253Are the Cardinals philosophically against strikeout pitchers?
>>157161231>everyone should just be a freak generational talent what are they stupid
>>157161261>generationalkek, and this is underselling it. more like once in a century
jints moment
lake michigan anon here
Is BeggarsPizza good?Also wow the Sux are bad.
>During a post-announcement news conference, Kent recalled the way he and Bonds used to push, prod and sometimes annoy each other during their six seasons as teammates on the San Francisco Giants>Those were Kent's best seasons, a fairly late-career peak that ran from 1997 to 2002, during which Kent posted 31.6 of his 55.4 career bWAR.So they won't put Bonds in because roids but they'll put in Jeff Kent who mysteriously had his best years being teammates with the known roider?
>>157161261you dont need to be great at both to do both. thats ridiculous. you could be a .700 OPS catcher and 4.00 ERA middle reliever
>>157161286barry's aura improved everyone around him. got a problem with a little black excellence chud?
>>157161260Yes Cardinals are the kings of gee golly gosh good ol fashioned baseball Pitch to contact Hit singles Do it the right way, dang it!
new rule: starting pitchers must complete 5 innings. 1 unearned run for every inning not completed.
>>157161298Dunno about that, but I'd be fine with a minimum of 5IP or 100 pi8tches (whichever comes first) for starters.
>>157161286>sometimes annoythey almost fought several times
Just rewatched Josh Hamilton's 2008 Home Run Derby. What a player. Maybe the most naturally gifted I've seen. Glad to see he's doing well now. Seems to be a chill full-time dad.
>>157161298awful rule that's just there to punish opener stratsif you want to make starters last longer then let them have a higher mound than everyone else
mccray seems uppity. is he a player of color?
Red Sox are losing to the A's
>>157161315beautiful swing. I can't think of any off the top of my head that looked better.
>>157161317yes it is meant to punish openers. that is not how the game is supposed to be played. just like the game isnt supposed to be played with 4 infielders on the right side.
>>157161317Openers are fucking gay. If you're starter's too shit to actually start then they need to fuck off.
>>157161329Agreed. Fast, smooth and enormous power
Sox need a run.
>>157161346just like my wife's boyfriend!
Riddle me this:Why haven't all the MLB stats nerds figured out that they should use 1 inning openers to take away chances from the opposing team's best hitters to produce meaningful offense?
>>157161330Forcing kids to blow out their arms in 5 innings is the way the game is meant to be played? Are you a Nats fan mad you lost the Scherzer start?
What time does the Cincinnati Reds game start?
>astros in prime position to take the west>choke against the anglels
>Colson is actually hitting tonight
>>157161359they could, pace themselves
>>157161358Ego, starting pitchers hate that shit and the team that does that will struggle to get good starting pitchers.
what if your closer was your starterand you used him as a middle reliever
We need another Sox team. Green Sox. Blue Sox. Brown Sox. Whatever. Make it happen.
>>157161376Cook!
>imaiunironically how do you fix him
>>157161371In a pitch clock world?
>why don't teams do retarded things which only autistic statnerds think might be a good idea
>>157161358I assume every team does it on occasion now>>157161373you don't know ball
>>157161377just bring back the black sox
>>157161377The Vermont Longstockings
>>1571612983 pitcher per game limit
>>157161377Aquasox?
>>157161021Is Asian pussy really that powerful?
>>157161390black sox did nothing wrongtimes were tougha man's gotta eat
>>157161386Only the Mets did it with any regularity and that's because their rotation was a horror show
Unfortunate
>>157161376It doesn't necessarily have to be the last 3 outs, a good manager should be willing to give them the most high leverage situation of the game.Also wtf Sux. Ugly baseball.
>>157161398sauce
It's over white sox bros
yanks just rolled em
>>157161398Yea noticed Lindor got a boost after plowing Wony.
Gotta say, reddit has much better baseball threads
>>157161386It's just how it is, teams risk poisoning the clubhouse if they try doing openers. It's why the Rays stopped even tho it was going well.
PUTO YANKEES
>>157161411Trying to make giant lanky Montgomery make it home was a wild call.
>>157161423Thread this bussy
>>157161423reddit has better baseball discussion
>>157161430then why are you here, faggot?
More like the why sox
What the fuck
>>157161406>a good manager should be willing to give them the most high leverage situation of the gameThat happens more frequently now. The issue is "saves" as a stat earns money. They should be called "firemen" instead and have a stat for that.
>>157161428Case in point You guys talk about how pro-LBGTQ reddit is and what a bane that is, yet /mlb/ is vastly more homosexual
This is one of the best AL teams? What the fuck am I watching?
cum sux, they suck cum loool
Fucking hell seriously?Why is this team like this?
>>157161424The Rays didn't stop and I've seen it done semi regularly throughout the last several seasons. so much so that I don't think anyone identifies it as being a practice unique to any specific team anymore.
>>157161442Bane?
mlb defense is at an all time lowthese guys suck at fielding
>>157161445Kek!
>>157161436to inform
>>157161443That's the normal AL(east coast slop)
>>157161377Cum Sox
We all agree that it would be fucking hilarious (in a retarded, disgusting way) if Ohtani came even close to sniffing the MVP this year right? He can't even pitch anymore due to an ouchie and he's struggling to maintain a .900 OPS.
White Sox suddenly needs Murakami to hit home runs to win. What the hell happened in the last four games.
STOP USING QUERO AND ROMO AND CALL UP LEE ALREADY
>>157161442
>>157161442Canes?
>>157161454Don't know what the hell happened to Vargas and our non-teel catchers are bad.
>>157161442ok but /mlb/ is being ironic
wdtBmbt?
The White Sox losing and the Yankees winning is a tragedy.
>>157161477They’re not. They’re really not It’s the same as the faggots who post about every woman having a penis, then they end up on /gif/ addicted to tranny porn a few years later Literal faggots on /mlb/. Reddit is far less gay
>>157161483mafg,b2bnwafatbr
ALI SANCHEZ
>>157161493what is it about the Yankees that makes everyone seethe so much?
>>157161498You seem very upset, perhaps you should saunter on over to Reddit and never return?
>>157161505Yanks always win, big deal.
Imagine unironically pooping cum out of your butt lol
>>157161498Don’t make me tap the sign
>>157161512ok, i'm imagining it. now what?
>>157161512the Yankees are winning right now you stupid fucking moron fuckface
>>157161505Most people hate mutts
>>157161442...bane?
Yankdominicanas cannot into banter, it’s a vicious feedback loop.
>>157161508I just can't stomach all the shitposting here. This is supposed to be my time to shine, to regale everyone here with my broad understanding of the game. Now all I think about is shitting cum and sucking dick.
I had to literally leave the thread…
Yeah, that’s it for me. I’m following the other M’sbro who left a few months ago. You guys are too fucking gay. I’m out. Fuck all you faggots, and go mariners
Baseball is inherently gayand there's nothing wrong with that
if you guys ignore the trans discord raider social rejects, they'll go away. just talk balldoes PCA hit 10 bWAR this year?
>you guys are too fucking gay>go mariners
I'm staying right here and going down with the shit tbqh.
Jackson Holliday had a 4 hit game today. Say something nice about him
I meant ship, but shit is what it is so that works too.
>>157161543FAGGOTners kek
I can't take it if the Yankees winPlease White Sox please do it for /mlb/
>>157161542Yes because defensive metrics are rigged in his favor.
>>157161540This really fouled my mood
Nico bop!
DAAAAAAA YANKEEES WIN
>>157161542>reddit clapping back
>>157161540So true
kek cubtrannies
>>157161547I know he's Matt's son but I had been out of watching baseball for like a decade before I fell in love again last season. Is Jackson a top rated prospect? I think he and Benge worked out together in the offseason
Fuck
>>157161557STOP IT THIS IS MANS THREAD AND WE ALL HATE ANIME IM GONNA LOSE MY FREAKING MIND IF I SEE ONE MORE ANIME GIRL POSTED
>>157161565elite and very highly rated. brought up fast and taking his lumps now at the highest level. the younger brother is to5/top 10 prospect in the league rn also.
okay lets stop getting no hit now
>>157161585very cool. always loved the father-son lineages in baseball. great to see Matt Holliday closely working with his kids to help them achieve the same dreamGL to your team, Oriolesbro. you have a beautiful ballpark
GET DOUBLED UPTHE SOX MAKING FRIED RICE OUT OF THE YANKEES TODAY
>>157161398yea
>>157161594They're still losing
>teams with sux in their name>offensekek
Tony Dominguez and Camilo Doval have the exact same delivery.
>>157161605So now you show your face again?
>>157161608elbow implosion animation 4?
AIEEEEE THE GRINGO YANKEES ARE RAPING AND GAPING OUR POPESOX
>>157161377blue sox already exist babe
Ali Sánchez mogs
fellas is it gay to admire another man's swing?
>>157161505yankees represent old world east coast anglo/european america with centuries of history, 50% of the general is rootless chicanos
>>157161625he shits cum kek
twinkaner kek
paco fuming
Isn't risking your last challenge for a walk with two outs already really dumb?
cum shitter kek
Colson is our last hope.
>>157161625The White Sox are unironically whiter than the Yankees currently
>>157161625>50% of the general is rootless chicanosSo is 50% of the yank roster
>>157161642yeah but they're bad so nobody cares about themthere's nearly 2 decades of pent up seethe about boston because of brady and the pats though
GRAND SLAMMMMM
GRAND SLAM FOR RED SOXLETS GOOOOO
>>157161646race of the players is irrelevant, it's the race of the fans that mattersjews hate the yankees too
GRAND SLAM BABY
>>157161625nigga the yankees are from the BRONX the majority of their support is hispanics and blacks. you're a real stupid chud
STANKEES KEK
>>157161623if you have to ask this you'll never know enlightenment
>Jews hate the Yankees o kek
>>157161659nope, all the nyc hispanic fans here are puerto ricans who are mets fans
>VolpeIt looked like nobody wanted to grab that one.
>>157161662It's not over yet faggot you'll still lose
NEVER DOOM
>>157161659blacks are based, hispanics think they can hate on them to score white people points
>>157161676Mexicans are way more tolerable than blacks
gn
it's about character, not race. I'd rather hang out with a normal black guy than an /mlb/ discord tranny 11 out of 10 times
F
>>157161689Good night, fren.
>arguing with the raped and gaped 2026 chikaner cmon guys get serious
>>157161689gn anon. sweet heems
>>157161684senooooooor
>>157161685It looked like an outfield flyout off the bat, how did that carry? How short is that field?
YANKEES WINWHITES WINBLACKS WINHISPANICS LOSE
>>157161705
cum shitter won that game :)
>philthieskekapalooza
>>157161714wrigley field is such a gimmicky park
>>157161732Wrigley and Fenway are outdated and need to be demolished
>>157161739Wrigley looks pretty fine last time I went. They renovated it pretty well. Fenway was trash though
>doyerpacos can't claim chicano cubes wins anymore since they had a huge meltie fight>mests are shit so not worth trying to claimkek
wait where did mead go
Let's gooooooooooooo
>chicanos trying to hate on GOATway because the park has been around 10x longer than their family has been in the countrykek
>>157161748:(
why didn't Carson Benge play today? :(
>>157161747>>157161754are the chicanos in the room with us right now?
>>157161762yes, they're right here>>157161736>>157161727
How are things on the New York side?
>>157161784Mets: bad but goodYankees: good but bad
>>157161754
https://x.com/i/status/2081885772357992757>@JeffPassan on the Mets trade deadline plans:>“I think Holmes, Peralta, Minter and Raley go for sure. Robert would be a guarantee, too, if his salary wasn't $20M. I think Weaver is gone. Probably Taylor as well. It's not gonna be Minnesota last year. It is gonna be a bloodletting.”Wonder if the Mets remain internally high on Baty. Hopefully Vientos goes too. And maybe someone is willing to take Semien's contract, then Baty can play 2B
*sigh* This was our chance to tie the Dodgers, but now we're getting punked by... The 2026 SF Giants!?
>>157161685Ceddanne's reaction was funny. He tossed his bat down pissed because he thought he just hit an easy to catch pop fly.
>>157161748Took a 95 MPH fast ball to the wrist and was taken out of the game.
>>157161818Preller is definitely going to grab Peralta. Too many upsides not to. I just wonder what the Mets score for him.
Don't forgot me... I'm... Losing relebance here.... Chadres... They're just resting... We'll get them doggie doo eventually... Remember... 2hu..... ACK!
"Miss me yet?"-Connolly Earlytop kek
The 2hu known as dadspie…
>>157161824Dodgers this season look even better than the previous two seasons, they are just on a different level. This will be the easiest championship of the threepeat.
I just saw the Yankees won. Take that /mlb/, in your face.
>>157161862Please don't shit cum in my face
>>157161862Let’s leave the cum shitting for the mound and clubhouse and team bus and plane
>>157161861Yankees are stopping your phony 3 peat
>>157161744Wrigley was literally crumbling before the renovations. The project was nothing short of a miracle.
>>157161861your offense kinda stinks and your pitching is shaky outside of Yamamoto. Ohtani is a baby, Wrobleski pitches to contact and will get murdered by elite postseason offenses, Sasaki is a mental midget, Sheehan is a #5, Snell and Glasnow are gonna be rusty
>>157161861Actually unreal they can lead the season while stowing away their best players until October.
>>157161851Ya can still do it 2hu!
dodgers will lose because they dont want a salary cap
>>157161881All Roki needed was a bigger glove and he's been dealing, with faster pitches than everyone else. Snell and Glasnow will destroy lineups, just watch.
>>157161851chadres are on the rise tho
Yankees :)
>>157161911Youre gonna lose games to the Rockies and the Giants and your season is done.
Happ 'em!
>>157161881Dodgers don't kick into high gear until playoffs, they've shown this already in the past two seasons.
Cum shitter posters are the dumbest posters on here. Drooling fucking retards that spam cum shitter even when Cam isn't pitching. Only a retard would laugh at this over and over, but here we are. A bunch of fat, Cheetos dusted, losers drooling over their keyboards as they type cum shitter. Go ahead and laugh. Yankees get 28 this year
i was listening to dodger talk on the way back. WE HAVE TO GET SKUBAL AND PREVENT THE BREWERS FROM GETTING HIM. I'M SERIOUS
>>157161943>Cum Shitter from the top rope
>Ohtani - Yamamoto - Skubal - Skenes - Snell The Dodgers 2027 rotation is looking insane
Nico Bomb!!!NICO!!!!1111
The one day I decide to play vidya instead of watching my Yankees (Go Yankees), they play a great game Volpe aside. gg White Sox.
>>157161987> - Glasnow
cum shitter kek >>157161993
>BrewGO-ACK!!!
Jints WINGg brewcrew, Im sure we’ll get BTFO the next two games
Zef hurting his trade value
Remember when the Stankees lost the World Series? :)
are we fucking serious tony seagulls
Look at all these fools trying to talk shit about the Yankees after the Yankees have won.
>>1571620321976? i wish i remembered
>chapmeme
[VV]Cubs [W]in!!!gg cardinals see ya tomorrow
so that's why they're seething
>>1571620442001 you imbecile
>>157162057the reds weren't in the 2001 world series
Not a bad off day
>>157162062Nobody mentioned or cares about the reds
>>157162064>5 months and countingkwab
>>157162065sounds like somebody's butthurt about being swept in the 1976 world series
>>157162064Look at her go!
they coast into the playoffs and then get back a fresh judge, stanton, and belli? so who's their opponent in the world series?
>>157162054cum shitter kek
>>157162066>kwabsneed
Are ballpark burgers good for you?
>>157162032I'm starting to like Jomboy now that random leftists dislike him because they think he's a barstool guy.
>>157162089random leftists dislike him same as anybody, because he's fuckin annoying
>>157162087Burgers are always good for you. Protein + healthy fats? It's a super food
angels.................
>>157162089Ever try thinking for yourself?
WTF GRISSOM
>>157162087>>157162099Where is badspie?
>>157162070kek
>>157162070What the F#€%?!?
GUZMAN SAVING OUR ASSES
>>157162114that was hilarious tbdesuStill not going to stop the Astro-ing from failing to score this run
LMAOOOOOO ANGELS KEK
>angelskekini why are they like this
HHAHAAHAHAHAHA ANGLELS
great 9th inning collapse. angels never change :)
>anaels kek! (Not even watching rn) O KEK!!
5-4, win by HBP
Angels Legend LaMonte Wade Jr
Hahahahahahaha dude
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I can’t believe what I’m watching right now
>>157162185Angels baseball baby
ITS KEEPS HAPPENING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>beating up the 42-64 Angels is like winning the WS for the asstros
breaux-es
yet they question why Skaggs was doing dope
This motherfucker needs to be investigated immediately
The Astros cheated. Simple as.
>>157162205Give them a break, they never actually won without cheating.
If you didn’t want to actually win, you could’ve told us so before the game angels
lol wtf has been going on in Anaheim
doyerpacos kekanaelspacos o kek!
>angelsholy kek>>157162185anybody have a webm yet? I was busy watching the A’s let a grand slam through
>>157162226First day watching baseball? They're a perennially awful team.
I worry for our angels fren
>>157162234Where is Danespie?
HOWEVER
Haha the angels can win this
>>157162238Psy-aye-aye
Game over man game over
>>157162235>Where is Danespie?Something is rotten in the state of Danespie.
>>157162235once the doyers are eliminated he'll be back to gloat and since we might not get baybaw next year it could be years before we see him againjk he'll be here blaming everything on ohtranny the whole lockout
I LIKE BAYBAHL
>>157162254Same
>>157162251ohtani lives rent free in Scandinavian minds
>>157162257kek
Da tying run is on da baseDa winning run is in da box
We don’t want to win either apparently
>>157162257Were you here for the gay Swede?
>>157162254>>157162256its an interesting discussion
Thus concludes another thrilling day of baseball! Did your team win today?!
>>157162271yeah, that was like day 4 of my time here
>>157162276they didnt play :/
Javier is back. Houston is back. Look out
Do I say “gg” in this situation? Thanks for the gift win angelbros I guess?
I'm not shocked at the ways this team loses anymore. This is who they are, an awful incompetent team. Blow it up at the deadline.GG Astros.
Why Norwegians are so closed people?
>>157162276The bugposter had a point
>chatgpt requires sign in nowwhy is everything like this now
>>157162297because theyre not close to profitable yet
>>157162297Gemini doesn't and is better since it's basically just Google with a chatbot attached to it
sum of yall niggas need yall cobenfy
>>157162297copilot and grok are still free
>>157162315will that help to treat my mild to severe plaque psoriasis?
i had no idea who lara trump was, but it was a nice interview with kersh
>>157162323psorias dis bussy
>>1571610212 and 6 love black guys btw
What's the point of still being an Angels fan? The front office will never change lol
>>157162362you get to live in the half-decent part of socal. and one of your grandparents can probably get you into brown or pepperdine
>>157162362you wait till arte diesI dont know what else to tell youyoud think if any cursed team with a shit owner would get a pope boost it would be the angels but jesus was a jew I guess so jerry wins
If all you do for a living is hit the ball then HIT THE FUCKING BALL
>>157162362What do you mean? Arte is 80 lmao. He doesn't have that many years left
They're going to rig it so the fucking Pirates go to the World Series, maybe even win it, aren't they? They want to be able to say "Last year's worst team turned around and almost won it all! We don't need to lose a year or implement a salary cap at all, haha!
>>157162375No.
>>157162392the dodgers will beat the white sox if that's what they want the narrative to be
>>157162399HIT. THE. BALL.
>>157162406see thee ballhit thee ball
>>157162392Manfred WANTS a salary cap so he'll be against that script
>misses your bat in my path
>>157162413
>>157162430ugh… sigh… :(
>>157162413*rubs you up*
>>157162392the pirates weren't last year's worst team
>>157162450That’s an extremely low bar considering the Rockies exist
>>157162463so you fucking lied, then
OK>becoming a fanwhat? i thought everyone just likes the team that's the closest to their house or just in the state at the least
>>157162471I’m not him you retard
>>157162473gay
>>157162473 liedpeople died
>>157162472Us dodgers fans love rooting for the team that wins and get the most media attention, actually.
>>157162450 liedpeople died
A pie full of rats
>>157161359Don't throw max effort every fucking pitch.
>>157162514No.
>>157162482i'm from LA and my aunt had a crush on eric karros. she also liked diego forlan
>>157162621please no...PLEASE NO!!!
no one cares muncyfag
Are my Metties winning the World Series?
>>157162725they technically can
>>157162463>>157162473Wasn't me. I think the Pirates were objectively worse last year, and profoundly worse in a long term sense. The narrative of the Pirates being institutionally awful is much stronger than it is for the Rockies.The Rockies played better teams more times than the Pirates did, playing half of their games in a ballpark that makes that difference even bigger.By all means, the Pirates ought to usually have an easier road on average, and they still ended up with the overall worst offense in MLB. They're both a bigger disappointment for their place in the game, and for their history in the long term. They've just sucked more for longer, and they've had fewer reasons it wasn't solely their fault, as this year has been showing. (Namely, being allergic to spending money.)Letting the Pirates win would be a bigger deal in a historical sense and do more for the parity argument because they're such a small market team compared to the Rockies and White Sox.
>>157162733When does it happen?
>>157162277>low pay ohtaniunderrated
Where do we go from here?
I’m feelin’ this!
I just remembered that the stankees schizo accidentally admitted he only gets paid $16/hr kek
how come the angels were so shit if half a season with ron washington coaching him did this to arraez?
>>157163036how come the giants are so shit now?
KONKOYONPB All-Star Game 1https://abema.tv/now-on-air/world-sportshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slXr4M2_Rvg
yea I ain't clickin that
>>157163220KONKOYO
>>157161019>Already injured.
GAYpan kek
ngh..
please...
I need it..
no day games today so I need to find something to do in the morning
>>157163059because Buster Pussy is in charge and when he isn't being babied by the league he's genuinely awful at anything to do with baseball
>>157162825did I come up with that?
>>157163857Start reading and watching up on the lives of all the Dodgers players, really connecting and bonding with their legendary story
>>157163857guards have a make up game
>>157163968clutch, mlb.com always puts make ups at the end of the daily schedule with the night games
>>157163949I was just perusing that thread, and yea you posted it right beforehand
>>157163949>Get to the beach>only things to do are swim and dig in the sand>Current too strong and the water is a bit too cold to swim>libtards want to take away the only other fun thing to do
>>157164030I remember seeing a video of a bunch of white trash doing that at a beach and then getting stuck in the wet sand at the bottom of their own hole as the tide came in, and it was really sad to see that the beach patrol saved them before they drowned.
gm
Saw the Odyssey last night: decent flick would watch again, chuds where upset over a nothing burger 7.5/10
>>157164030I’d rather have sea turtles than jerks like you
RECKER ON THE GRID!
>>157164139About assfucking time
>>157164139*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
A moment of self pleasure for Anthony Recker.
>>157164218I'm looking forward to our match against the memeiners
>The San Diego Padres are on the clock to trade away RP Mason Miller and SP Michael King. There are reports that GM AJ Prellar will not be retained going into 2027 despite signing an extension earlier this year.
>https://youtu.be/0CFBUSHzENI&t=10s
Give it to me straight, are the mariners going to go to the world series this year?
>>157164313If Preller is going to be leaving then the owner isn’t going to give him authority to make moves like that at the deadline.
>>157164386>Canada-US Friendship DayOh my god it's actually real. What dumb cunt in middle management at the Nats org though this would be a good idea. Fuck that Indian colony.
Give it to me straight, is Ohtani a degenerate gambler who threw his translator under the bus?
give it to me...
>>157164386Only because it's the Expos. Fuck off otherwise.
>>157164127>chudsfunny how the people who say this look exactly what you think they look like
Hey, let's be nice to our future 51st state.
>>157164456but you don't know what he looks likenolan won btw
Games are apparently free to watch on Youtube. Can we discuss WPBL in this genny or does it need a separate one?
>>157164509There are no girls in the genny so I don't know who would actually watch this
>>157164523but what about the cubs girls I see talked about so much?
>>157164456>funny how the people who say this look exactly what you think they look like
>>157164533KEK. chuds really do be looking like this
>>157164528shes in prison now
>>157164509>4teams5pm is kinda prime timeit's nice they're on YouTube; I've been considering trying to find npb or korea or Taiwan league matches to see if they match my schedule
>>157164523I'm a girl thou
>>157164533>chusdkek!
>>157164509>Can we discuss WPBL in this genny or does it need a separate one?I don't see why not. We already "discuss" softball here.
>>157164509so its baseball, not softball? gonna be a pass from me dawg. all the fat assed amazon mommies play softball. this is just gonna be the boyish ones and pre-op trannies
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I'm taking my kids to 3 games at Wrigley next week. how can I ensure their safety from known pederast and convicted child rapist Clark?
>>157164386>canada-us>friendshipPick one.
