2 weeks until DWCS bros
this thread is not good enough
>>157166644peaked with GOAT nickal and has been unwatchable since
This thread seems a little.........DAMAGED
Where are you now?Atlantis, under the sea, under the seaWhere are you now? Another dreamThe monster's running wild inside of meI'm faded, I'm fadedSo lost, I'm faded, I'm fadedSo lost, I'm faded
>>157166649Why is schaub busty as hell here
>>157166686ss + gomad
https://youtube.com/shorts/L3jpVc2GH8sAnything is possible.....if you believe.
don't call me a nigga sneed have some curtesy
Heem was a psyop created by epstein
>>157166710No that's /u/ iykyk
speaking of psyops and helwanis i saw some runny dog schaub on the asphalt, scouser cackling was audible, and it looked exactly 100% like the nation so-called state of brazil, stank like it too
i met jeffrey epstein, akward and weird but mostly obsessed with armbars for some reason
>>157166731al-female more like it
>>15716664490% of the "fighters" are garbage not worth watching
/box/ has more aura than /heem/
>>157166740bodied that fool
Three words. Thai. Steel. Cups.
i would hate going toe to toe against myself and respect anyone who does except the retard with the french flag who only merits scorn
that nigga crocop really got kwabbed by Schaub lol
>>157166747/heem/ is full of killers and /box/ is full of lovers.
>>157166747bappa there have been numbered cards where gamethreads made up a tenth of the catalog by night's end when a heemster posts /sp/ quakes
don't call cro cop a nigga have some curtesy this isn't an airport gate
my haters give me the strength to go on with my shitty life
hate is a strong word i doubt anyone feels that >>157166792we covered this earlier sneedy
Ok let's get back on track Are all top fighters at the very least bisexual?
Everyone talks a big game until their anus explodes
>>157166807it hasn't stopped the "french" poster
>>157166817Gaped that goofball
>>157166773Only faggots obsess over stats
>>157166803Dan Hooker is straight
once again I will have to refuse providing my semen to the finn so he can produce a breed of superhuman fighters for finland
>>157166836Dominance isn't a stat it's a way of life
>>157166838straight up not a top fighter lmao
>>157166853I dominate your mom
the only stat that matters is the medical professional yelling it once my fist connects with your chin
If you think you can beat me ive got 2 words for yaFirst round stoppage.
>>157166876imma straight up murder you foo
>>157166862He's a power bottom
>>157166864I doubt it she's stacked.
kayfabe aside the thing about you franceposter is you have no identifiable gimmick besides pitiful wretch and that's not really a draw in the big leagues you would benefit from being more candid in your spamming
>>157166885if my years of opulent hedonism have taught me anything it's that you'd always be surprised
>>157166881How powerful we talking? Kinda power that milks you dry in a couple seconds?
I'd everyone anytime anywhere
Gay MAGA Patriot and Robin Black fighting over a glory hole.
valter walker is going to get heemed the instance he meets a serious opponent
I am the pound 4 pound best poster and I don't need no gimmick to do i
>>157166934yeah I thought if he faced that fat russian kuniev he would get ko'd by a knee in the 1st round he probably loses to gatekeeper Tybura or spivac too they should match him up with steveson
>>157166915He's got lips that grip and make the room smell like shit
Anyone listen to strickland on shawn ryan show? I didnt because he's a retard and had me cringing within the first 2 minutes. But I saw a clip where he was saying budweiser was wrong for dropping dustin like bro be serious.>durr they put the tranny on the can but they drop dustin just cause he got removed from a flight for being drunk and then squared up to an airport cop its so unfair to poirier
The only difference between /heem/ now and 5 years ago is instead of 50-50 gay and straight sex talk, it's 95 gay and 5 percent straight
>>157167003
>>157166981that's not a bad idea actually not shabby in the slightest a good win for gable with the casuals, and we get to see exactly how shit stevenson is with how long he takes to win using a Jones gameplan on an easy to read opponent
>>157167003If you tried to do that I would intervene and fuck you up your ass
>>157167003is this the doppelsneeder again
>>157166690Yeah its been hot in LA the past few days. I got a warning letter from socal edison cause ive been running the AC so much. Look how they made sure to include the oracle logo so I'm reminded who owns me.
>>157167034Norcal owns you, cockmongler
Bunch of old menopausal bitches in here complaining of heat and not hems. Respectfully.
>>157167072Then you live someplace stupid like PHX. That's on you for making low IQ choices in life.
>retard new worlders live in deserts and everglades and are upset it's hotarctic supremacy once more as per
>>157166934As coincidence would have it, I ate 2 bananas today and plan on eating a third. Such is life in the tropics.
We can all agree the heat would be a non issue if we had cheap/free electricity produced by nuclear plants. But because of a certain parasitic group of "people" that wear small hats we cant have them and we have to pay 25 cents a kilowatt not to die from heat exhaustion.
the price for greatness is your bumhole. It's insane that this simple rule has been in place since the dawn of time and yet it's like we're rediscovering it all over again with our noble rookie Gable Steveson
>>157167099i enjoy potassium too, our sensible nourishment of delicious fruit isn't the same as the deranged obsession of the lowly b*azilian
>>157167114Uranium isn't free
>>157167130you are talking to a usamerican b
>>157167130it would be if they just invaded iran fully.
>>157167114Things being free is communism sweetie
>>157166632thats it for The Damage huh?
>>157167150>tf>tphow are diplomatic relations furthering vis an vis west africa for you? disastrously? oh... damn...
>>157167163yup thats it. first and probably only mma fighter to perform the juwanna man
>>157167126Nothing in excess lest one becomes fruity himself, b.
if you're a 35yo+ male in america and you're scared of getting drafted I mean bro it's not gonna happen like chill bruh they got enough bodies bruh you'll be fine just vote for the warmongerers
>>157167199sneedcoal
>>157167199yes and no sneed it should be state run instead of private same as all essential utilities so that old people don't get fleeced for heating etc but it shouldn't be free or people will own 8 refrigerators
Im beginning to think jew jitsu is a scam
>>157167227go ahead sweet cheeks tell us why you think that
Ditcheva lowkey fake af
>>157167240because ill use wrestling to defend and knock you out. United States does it best
already when i have to cross the border into helsinki it is a disgusting luminous blob like a giant pimple on a beautiful silky smooth black skin with the sweat crystals skyline it should cost city queers more to have power imho purely for aesthetic reasons
what if instead of invading Iran for uranium and shit we just though up a new energy source. for an example, connect fazza to generator and make him watch kwabib scam his fans for money.
>>157167263based, suspending the coffin in water and using the spin to power turbines is genius you could have a hydrodram in the middle of the desert or on a barren mountain
>>157167256you've convinced me. USA! USA! USA!
Do not check gamrot’s wikipedia
>>157167282Im going to Lyon in sept. Whats good there nigga
>>157166962suffers at the hands of tom aspinall
>>157167289Are you trying to subtly discover which city I live in? This isn't going to work, I rarely go outside so no matter which city you ask I will not know "what's good"
>>157167288why is volk a deadlink
Nigger
>>157167289what's good is you can get a cheap flight to italy from there
there has to be some way to just stick a long rod down inside earth and utilize the lava for energy
>>157167314words......are like bullets
>>157167314
Soul cleansing heem
>>157167314yes they have Uranium
>>157167015cool I'll give hunter and sean the call and tell him the people are pumped for that matchup
>>157167329i would hope we'd learn how to harness power from the giant ass magnetic field we have for free but it seems musk is interested in other ventures
>>157167282
>>157167372why is jared leto there
I'm trying to think of a cool post for when Islam wins but I'm not very inspired
>>157167381Trump likes morbius
django you illiterate buffoon
>>157167372Is this real?
The D is in your mom
Django was white
>>157167390it's all weird jfk and dj i understand but leto seems a bit odd for don
>>157167402absolutely bodied that freak
>>157167412see >>157167410
Franco Nero was white despite what his last name could suggest
paul newman was an old man
Django and Inglorious Bastards are such jewish movies I hate Tarantino so much it's unreal
>>157167432he do be absolute dogshit
Ayo *smack lips* I'mma lit yall nazi niggas on fire look at this jewish hoe face while I'll cap yo asses
>>157167412ok now it's funny again
the original is kino too that's perhaps the worst part of the tarantino version besides the dialogue pacing soundtrack plot and casting
>>157167418relax cuh, don't hate the playa hate the game
Sanko Unchained
>>157167433– Me to the Boddhisattva Avalokiteshvara Buddha.
Sanko Unwashed
one does not simply ask for their chains to be removed if it was that easy then it would be meaningless
Huh?
Django "DC" Unchained
look at him squirm
It do be what it do be
Pulp Fiction Gamrot
>>157167505real life leprauchaun
>>157167288GoodBroken Pure Evil
I want to watch Pereira bust a cap in someone with a left hook but no Gane had to fucking heem him fuck that nigga
Would you guys eat dinner with Dana White? I wouldn't be able to contain myself and probably right when he opens up his mouth I'd fill it with my cock
>>157167547Fuck that nigga enag
The hateful heem
>>1571675051, yeee numba 1 mac baby, the mac is back back!
>>157167549Politely ask him to use the dinner budget for the day on some light gambling with SteveWillDoIt
Do you think they will allow Topuria to wear his shades while he is fighting?
>one last walk around the block
>>157167563what good will that do?
>>157167549i would forgo a million dollars for a dinner with DanaJust to pick his brainBetween his gangster background in Boston and UFC his knowledge is worth the price
Billy "Kill Bill" Elekana
Kill Nigs
I'll kill you. I'll kill you. I'm not even worried about it.
>>157167582He'd spend the entire dinner talking about jon jones
Kid Dynamite Gamrot
>dana white "the only toxic masculinity is a lack of masculinity"bithreadly heeminder that dana white made some kind of criminal arrangement probably gambling with whitey bulgar and when a couple of haggard prospects turned up to ask the first time for his due money he fled boston leaving behind his sister mother and immediate family just like chuck norris in the movies
>>157167608betting on Jones is a good way to make money
I got recommended some podcast Strickland went on and I noticed something hilarioushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXlTc4Eu5ToSkip to 2:05:9, look at how Striksperg is sitting. Classic autist move. He's a real one.
>>157167623Based Dana
Dana "White" White
>>157167635they don't make men like they used to
>>157167517>"Copper Bosh" is a playful nickname used by British heavyweight boxer Johnny Fisher and his fans for London's Copper Box Arena, combining the venue's name with his signature catchphrase "Bosh!"Yeah... Fuck this guy.
>IT WAS DA FOOKING UNDERPANTS GNOMES.. THEY STOLE ME FOOKING FAVORITE UNDERPANTS THE NIGHT OF THE FIGHT. I WASN'T WEARING THEM.
i just think there's a lot of weird things going on
he's probably killed dee and the kids already if we haven't seen them anywhere
Johnny Fisher is a bum
>Dee grab the kids.. come wid me
The Ilia
Dana trying really hard to be a boxing promoter and failing again is a funny storyline
Smiff arrested for beating his woife
>>157167708dear oh dear
>>157167705>White maleNot like this smiff bros.. not like this
>>157167705>Race: White
man oh man
>>157167705A true lionheart
>lost on TUF to some jap bum Kyoji beat thrice>destroyed by Figgy>lost to a random brazza>got the title in a robbery THE messican project who was only the champion because he got ten thousnads shot at figgy>defended against THE Royval, THE Erceg (lol), THE Asakura (lmao) and THE Kai Kara France (rofl)>immidiatly lost against Van because of a white belt level mistakeOne of the worst champion in UFC history
It was acceptable in the eighties
things really going from smiffbad to smiffworse
>>157167742He made his bum assdad proud and that's what matters
>>157167742I can tell you don't train
Was Smiff attacking his family?
wonder what did she diddinner too cold?yapping too much?in the way of the tv?who can ever really tell
>>157167705heard he won by split decision.
>>157167772I thought that was Johnny Walkers job?
i just feel bad for smiff knowing that no one in jail will know who he is
Was that Smiff's black side or white side acting out?
>>157167705Building a nice Bare Knuckle storyline. Lionheart vs Lying Bitch
>>157167705now I'm attacking my family!
Paddy is going to die weight cutting one day. This lifestyle can't be healthy
They BULLIED this inmate, not knowing that he was the most legendary mixed martial arts master
>>157167801top kek
>“No normal human is able to fight like that," Smith said. >I'm by no means the baddest dude on the planet. But she’s a regular girl and I had a hard time dealing with her.>And she took everything that I gave her -- every punch, every knee, every elbow. >She took every single one of them and kept fighting me.>At one point, Smith said, his mother-in-law brought him a kitchen knife, which he held to her, who continued to fight him, Smith said.
>>157167705That's a rough 38
>>157166632What i do to Elkins haters
>>157167894>>157167925Epic fail
bisping will not be pleased
>>157167894Retirement for fighters is very rough. Being a prize fighter is a full year long schedule where you are constantly putting yourself in life or death situations over and over againWhen it's done, you're suddenly not longer in this vicious, grueling routine, you no longer have this major outlet for your bloodlust and aggression, you suddenly aren't in the brightlights anymore. You're shopping at Publix thinking "I could kill everyone here with my bare hands", chugging down beers to dull your own self loathing. And then one day you get drunk enough that you can't keep your violent tendencies and CTE in check, and you act outIt's typically the guys who stay in the gym after retirement and had other things to focus on other than fighting who do the best
>>157167705obligatory >white>>157167918he took the kwab jab>>157167742he cleared the division beating every contender at least twice, they wasted everyone's time with Moreno having to go a Figgy for 4 fucking years straight-Why he never went after Merab and rack in some money I'll never know
Do you think Anthony's hog will rank top 15 in that jail?
>>157167705>terroristic threat Wtf Smiff
>>157166632Fuck Dana
>>157167991please let there be footage of this
>>157167991he really beat her up huh
>>157167991Probably threatened to kill her or somethin
>>157167991Impressive, very nice, didn't know smiff was politically engaged
Anthony Smith is being charged with DV, False Imprisonment, and Terroristic threats. All 3 are felony charges. It's possible he spends 20+ years in prison depending on the severity of his crimes
>>157168017terroristic just means cutting car tyres and the such calm down habibi
>jaye wut>his name was aj the whole timewut wut
five years ago he beats those charges
on paper it's not looking good for anthony smith
>>157168034>cutting car tyresCRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE
>>157168070It could also be as simple as threatening to kill his wife while beating the shit out of her. Which is the most likely scenario in these sorts of cases. I doubt he was shouting about bombing the post office while he had his wife in a mounted guillotine
>>157168081how is threatening to kill catalogued the same as a terrorist threat? do they know the meaning of the words that they're using or what?
>>157168100§ 2706. Terroristic threats.(a) Offense defined.--A person commits the crime of terroristic threats if the person communicates, either directly or indirectly, a threat to:(1) commit any crime of violence with intent to terrorize another;(2) cause evacuation of a building, place of assembly or facility of public transportation; or(3) otherwise cause serious public inconvenience, or cause terror or serious public inconvenience with reckless disregard of the risk of causing such terror or inconvenience.
>>157168081WITH A CRAFT VETANYTHING IS POSSIBLE MIKE>AND TONIGHT WE FIND OUT HOW FAR A LIONHEART CAN GO >COMING UP NEXT
>>157168100terroristic* it is a bit confusing for us i learned it from 90 day fiance
>>157168137Didn't Bisping also lose his eye I imagine Tom doesn't want to permanently lose his
Hendo was going to knock him out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycCkswHyWdM
>>157167705>>157168025Is this real? Why is there no news about it yet
You may refer to him as Rasheed Shabazz Smiff from now on
>>157168172smiff beat up his wife try and keep up
>>157168183gawt summadat british mad dog n’em b culd hav’sum messhisskin n’em 2
Need to know what the bad guy (Chael Sonnen) has to say about the situation before I make a comment.Maybe I’ll let Luke Thomas weigh in on the situation as well.I’ll have it be known I always make informed statements. Won’t catch me spreading a bad narrative, I leave that to Helmand and the likes.
>>157168188I already send him multiple messages offering support. What have you done? Oh thats right, nothing.
>>157167705>White
>>157168202Chael is busy.. with... something
>>157168202with gloves I wouldnt be too worried but with bare knuckle anything is possible. his with knee the risk when she accept the fight under those conditions, I see this as a nothing story. let the kid get back to work
>>157167705This is AI
>>157168202>Luge Thomas"excuse my candor, but folks, at what juncture are we collectively prepared to engage with empirical reality rather than perpetually orbiting around it? I have repeatedly endeavored to direct attention toward the economic precarity of fighter compensation and the profoundly unglamorous trajectories that await so many of these athletes following retirement, yet the discourse remains conspicuously unwilling to grapple with either subject. Instead, the conversation is habitually diverted toward infinitely more comfortable trivialities, as though acknowledging the structural deficiencies of the sport would constitute an intolerable inconvenience. One begins to suspect that the reluctance is not born of ignorance, but of a deliberate preference for maintaining the illusion over confronting the underlying reality."
>>157168244Yeah.Absolutely Insane. AI.
>>157168244Pottery in motion as they say, sit back and enjoy the sunrise.
Luke ''i bought my wife from Colombia'' Thomas never apologized for being a retard who shilled a bad vaccine
you know the saying, every jean silva has his day
>>157167314Might have qualified for the wc with a few of those
>Anthony Jaye>Anthony Joshuaboth heartletsboth black
>>157168272If you'd Excuse my candor, yall seem to operate under the profoundly mistaken assumption that the allegation I "purchased a Hispanic wife" constitutes some sort of reputational liability. On the contrary, if one accepts the premise that individuals possessing greater resources bear at least a marginal obligation toward those with comparatively fewer opportunities, then the arrangement could just as easily be construed as an act of hypergamous philanthropy. Indeed, one might argue that an archetypal alpha male, endowed with both confidence and material abundance, has an almost moral imperative to redistribute his prosperity in whatever manner he deems most efficacious. Your attempted insult therefore collapses under the weight of its own faulty presuppositions, transforming what was intended as ridicule into an inadvertent commendation.
>>157168272Aura. He apologizes... TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODY.Chills.
>>157168272>I made this >send it to someone >the uncomfortable truthLuke such faggot
I'm attacking my family.
>>157168372>>157168349*turtles up when cops get there*
>>157168394the GreatestOAT does not miss
There isn't a man alive on God's green earth who Jon Jones couldn't have his way with all night long.
>>157168394In a self defense scenario, Smiff would have taken the DQ win so, Jon should back the fuck up doo.
>>157168401
This Anthony Smith situation is really revealing how bad Herb Dean is as a ref.
>>157168434shut up poabitch
>>157167629just wait until sean learns about cromagnons and ((neanderthals)) conflict.
So what's next for Khamzat now after Strickland beat his ass?
>>157168489
>>157168498He's going to waste around for a year, claim he needs to swallow Paulo's meat at LHW, and lose his LHW debut to a body kick (he'll give up)
The norwood will be there for Medic
I'm having cheesy spuds for dinner in honor of the greatest heavyweight of all time
ITS A HARD FOUGHT HARD WON HALLELUJAH
>>157168505What an asshole
>>157168529When we say cheesy spuds, do we mean WITH the beans? Because I have a spud cheeser quite often, but I ain't puttin beans in that shit like some dirty anglo
what's next for fraudreira?
>>157168505classless act from this Alex kid
>>157168559Hokkit, no brainer
Baked beans on a potato doesn't make any sense. It's like a hat on a hat, if you will.
>>157168559>whats next one more mild fight then hokit for a retirement KO
They should make Khamzat fight Poaan so we can see that ugly inbred fully knocked out unconscious with a diaper full of poop inside the octagon.
>>157168580He's gonna let Hokit knock him out? Kino
Joshua Van's diapers on the new deal
>I'M GONNA CHAMA ON YOUR MAMA
>>157168632based piglet protector
>>157168632Another divegrass poofter BTFO by Bones, the goat just can't stop mindheeming these beta males
>>157168632Hamilton has always been a bitch
Can we all go on a spree posting this image one after another?
>>157168555Baked beans are fucking nasty only freaks eat that shit
Guys can we pool some money togthwr to bail Smiff out please? I have $16 Candian
>>157168599>IM GONNA>IM GONNA IM GONNA KNOCK THIS DUDE OUT >AND CHAMA ON HIS MAMA *crotch chop on top of brazilian flag**mimes pissing on the flag and lighting on fire* >ILL CUT YOU UP BITCH >YOU DONT WANT THIS CHAMA >FUCK YO MOMMA *incredible hok smashes stage*
anthony smith pulling turtle guard against his wife
>>157168632Tbf Jon could probably do his occasional military larp without killing animals
>>157168691Smiffs a goofy Heemember when he just left the bispbing podcast and started his own shit without saying nothing?
>>157168706It's not for sport, they are a huge danger that attack people, that guy just wanted to virtue signal without doing his research
Oops didn't mean to respond to a post
Sean Strickland’s twitter posts are really like sneed
Everyone's been using the tainted supplement excuse, but Jon Jones invented that move.
I'm attacking my family
>>157168748Does that make spammy Khamzat?
>>157168753No, he invented the dick pill excuseThe excuse that his hawlg is SO BIG that he needs gas station megapills to get blood into it
>when smiff shoots the takedown on his bitch wife
>>157168737I'm aware but I still think that there's a difference between shooting them to get rid of a plague/to have food or shooting them because you want to play soldier for an afternoon
>>157168798I agree, hand grenades are much more effective at clearing groups of pigs
>>157168771>No, he invented the dick pill excuseit was actually invented by a cyclist
>>157168796
>>157166632>Former UFC Fighter Anthony Smith Arrested on Domestic Assault Chargesbruh
>>157168826>bruh
Next therd NEEDS to be an Smith donation funraiser
>>157168841I’ll refund my mma guru beanie and put my funds towards that instead.
>Hey you hard E R, why don't you get a rope and hang yourself from a tree
Having a tattoo anywhere on your back is the gayest thing a man can do. Tattoos should always be facing your enemies.
>>157168861well if said man is about to get raped...
smiff's winning personality and reliable ways are sure to win him friends in federal prison he'll be fine
>>157168861You sure have a lot of strong opinions about how other people should live their lives. Perhaps you should focus your attention more upon improving yourself?
Anthony Smith: the heart of a lion but the mind of a mole
>>157168861I’ll be getting back tattoos then since all my enemies are my niggas from back in the day backstabbing me…
>>157168796>>157168766>>157168818So it was projection the entire time?
THE baddest mother effer in the ufc. one name came to your mind. yeah. armen sarkarian
>>157168858Youre an beautiful man
>>157168861Is there a van parked in front of your house?
>>157168874Exactly, back tattoos are something to look at while your blasting up wmma from the back
>>157168875You know, on paper I shouldn't be getting raped right now
>>157168877exquisite post
>>157168891If we were having a race than trust me you'd be looking at my back tattoos the entire time
Everyone is jumping to conclusions here. What if it was done in self defense?
>>157167705and now you understand why white crime stats look so high
>>157168914Yeah the ex-mma fighter got dominated by a woman, good point buddy
>>157168917because you're a nation of mongrels?
What's even the point of being in the UFC if you're someone like Neil Magny or say Dan Ige? You will always get dog walked by the young talent, you'll never get a title shot, everyone knows it, even your coaches and family know it. And they're not even paying you well, you get a 200k per year at best, but you lose 150k from taxes, training camps, managers, nutrition, medical bills, traveling expenses etc. So what you're living off 50k a year in America? As a grown ass man with a wife and kid?
Smiff really saw all the goodwill Dustin was getting for his crash out and decided to do one himself what a faget
>>157168924I say we wait for the facts here. It’s entirely possible.
It's poetic, really. With no one attacking his family he has nowhere to go, nothing to do, he is no one without someone attacking his family. So, there was always only one reasonable thing to do: to become the attacker of his own family.
>>157168927hold on brother smiff is maybe looking at prison time for beating his wife
>>157168927You wouldn’t understand being a gladiator bappa
>>157168926How many doordash deliveries today Makwan?
>>157168950Got his fat ass.
>>157168904the only way we could end up in that situation is if I was chasing to rape you
Former UFC light heavyweight title challenger Anthony Smith was arrested on Monday night in Nebraska. According to arrest records, Smith faces felony charges of domestic violence, terroristic threats, and false imprisonment.The DV charge alone can carry up to 20 years in jail if found guilty.Smith has not yet seen a judge, and bond hasn't been set.
>>157168927This is why Bulgaria has no fighters
>>157168924smith was always more of a fought than a fighter
>>157168938The truth will soon come out. Bogdan Guskov did this after suffering his depressing performance this past weekend. Anthony is innocent!
>>157168942At least he will get food and shelter in prison, can't imagine he's doing much as a retired mma fighter atm
I’ll be going to sleep now. Save the interesting posts for tomorrow.I’ll be closing the thread now for a while/thread
>>157168950whyioughta.gif
>>157168953Nah it was first degree DV causing serious bodily injury so he probably broke his wife’s nose or something wouldn’t be surprised if she wanted out the marriage and goaded him into attacking her
>>157168964I don't even care about Bulgaria. I live in the UK.
If you have nothing but daughters you will lose your family name eventually food for thawlt
>>157169020These days your sons aren't guarantees either
>>157169020Names don't matter, only genetic lines, if your stuck with an incel son then it's over
>>157169020You've lost your family name several times over considering you have a mom, and she had a mom, and she had a mom
If you spend your whole life worrying about the future you'll never stop to enjoy the present.
>>157167705CTE symptoms are rearing their ugly head. Poor Smiff, unironically.
>>157169034But my family name is from my dad dummy
>>157169048Do you have cognitive issues?
>>157169048forgive the confusion. Bappa forgot to mention that he's Jewish
>>157169055Do you?
If you're a real man you would take your wife's name and carry her father's legacy
>DRod fight week >Power slap championshipHeem booming out the bando baby
>>157168401That's THE Smiff, to you
>>157169066Ian Machada Garry broke the matrix
>>157169064Turn your monitor on
>>157169080Turn your monitor off.
Imagine your last name is Bonnar
>>157169090Turn your monitor off and go outside and get some exercise today. And drink plenty of water.
suburb plagued by mysterious egging vandalism during nighttime windows damaged gardens littered suspect still unknown luke thomas
>Nah i need to carry on the boner dynasty, i will not take my mother's maiden name ''woods''
>>157169120Meet me in the middle.
>>157169112Guy Bonnar
>>157169020I think you would be surprised
>>157168927Da Nigge was a peach in his prime you cazz.
Your father is still another man than you so it's still cucked on some level
car crash into news studio during lgbtq awareness segment luke thomas
I see klein vs. musayev more on a level then the line suggests. klein is one of those guys who has been massively underrated and massively overrated in his career. talking about a doo who looked kinda shit vs THE poosevelt roberts a couple fight ago.if he really mixes the martial arts and pulls of a gspesque performance I could see him covering his line but otherwise I don't think its gonna look that clearcut.
Smith, Anthony Smith.
>>157168927Without strong gatekeepers, your champions have no value, a guy like Arnold Allen might seem like just a bum who will never smell a belt but when you study his record you realize he has gatekept the top 5 from so many frauds
>>157169158you inherit the only genetic material that's exclusively male directly from your father, so in a way you're the same guy
I'm listening to this Sean Dickland interview and it's funny how the he's THE fighter for chuds, but he spends half the interview talking about how lame white people are for having a peaceful society and he doesn't want to live near them
sometimes I wish I was even more retarded
Demetrius Japanese Johnson
Smiff subbed Petrino
>>157168984Good on him going for the finish. Hes still got it
I was not being racist against Jamahal hills brother so please do not warn me again, janny.In fact Jamahal is an underrated boy of mine and you'll feel real bad about that racism warning when he shocks the world at heavyweight
I think we're all wondering the same thing. When will UFC legend and former title challenger Anthony Smith come back to fighting?
Strickland revved em again lol
>>157169196media literacy of an ant bapa
>>157169231Lmao the janny actually warned you for racism? What an absolute fucking loser hahahaha
IT...IS...SPELT...WITH...TH!!!!*Benoit Theme hits*
>>157169196him and mitchell act the same way. both faggots
>>157169267Both based*
>>157169249Deleted my post too, but the Italian blatantly said the N word and he let that slide.I think they're mad that I keep on topic about MMA. By the way, will you be rooting for or against Ian Machado in his fight with Pisslam?Frankly I think Miss Ian is a bad matchup for him and everyone's gonna be real surprised when he tippy tappy kicks him to a 48-47
>>157169267The goyim aren't ready for this take
>>157169272They arent though lol. Their calling out of the jew is nothing beyond the surface, they still would roll on their back for anything brown, and shit on Whites. They are useful idiots at best, but go ahead and eat it up. Good to see their audience thriving with retard confidence
book strickland vs hokit now thats a down ass foo
>>157169274Who am I rooting for between Makhachev and Machado? Neither. I'm rooting for neither because they're both boring fighters and unlikable people.I hope a Muslim detonates a bomb of peace under the octagon and destroy them both.
>>157169272Maybe you can consider Bryce based in the sense that he at least ATTEMPTS to separate himself from The Beast (even then though he's blatantly just low IQ and believes any shit that goes against the grain), but sean is entirely performative and he's a Cali Cockmongler at heart. I went to school with guys like him, the rare Tough Soiboy.
>>157169290Well hold on now, them calling out the Jews isn't what makes them such admirable people.
>>157169219Demeteryu Jonyuson
Smif status?
>Hokit humbles Alex>Hokit humbles Valter >Hokit humbles Gane>Hokit humbles Tom>Hokit humbles __lhw champ__>Hokit humbles __ank__>Hokit humbles __mw champ__>Hokit humbles Sean>Hokit humbled __bearded freak__get your popcorn ready
he was attacking his family
>>157169314Moscow Mule Frosty
>>157169309Nothing makes them admirable people outside of that, which isnt really their belief they do it throw a screen over their faggy shit. Strickland is the kind of guy to tell you how much he hates White people. Mitchell plays up the retard hick angle to grift the retarded. Both do a good job and have a fan base lol
>>157169323passionate household, what are you gonna do?
>>157169340>Mitchell plays up the retard hick angle to grift the retardedYou really think Brybry is playing a character? Dawg he's really just a retard from Arkansas. All of Arkansas is like that
The Hok becoming reverse three division champ would something of a perfect narrative finale to the story of the poofc.
>>157169352Just because he is a retard from Arkansas doesnt mean he isnt a retard from Arkansas with the ability to con other retards and play dumb like a fox. Does every hick go for a twister
>>157169359Right around 40 years of UFC he would retire, with all the belts. Cant let it get to 50
I remember when Anthony Smif said Colby was a bad person. Well, who's the bad person now, wife beater?
>>157169340They're self made millionaires, professional athletes at the top of their sport, and men who live life according to their own moral guidelines and not this places upon them by others. Not sure about you, but the way I was raised, those are what I aspire to.
heeminder Smif is black
>>157167705did he get the finish?
Always knew Anthony Smith was a bad dude. Hes NEVER seemed chill a single time ever on the ufc desk or podcasts. He's always playing the warrior poet character. Super weird. Not once have I listened to him speak and enjoyed what I heard.
>>157169381>live life according to their own moral guidelines >not sure about you >those are what I aspire to call them artists next time. theyre cage fighters selling tickets, no different than the carnival clown.
>>157169382HUH?
I stand with Anthony Smith
Wonder if Smiff can join the crips if he tells them what happened once upon a time many times in the 80s
>>157169412
>>157167705anfony jaye smith, an entrepreneur, a family man, an example of white excellence would not commit a crime so egregious, so outrageous. This ought to be dismissed with prejudice.
Gamebred athletes stick together.
>>157169392Considering there's no resisting arrest charge I'd say he turtled as soon as the cops got there and probably just won a lopsided decision
Mike who?
I see now how poetic it is that my first Smif meme was from Slingblade, a film where a retard confronts and murders a wife beater.
>>157169427What is up with 20 percents like Smiff and Pat Barry that always get insecure and sperg out about black dudes getting with white women like they're even close to being that same race.
>>157169462Not to mention THEY then get with white women which whittles it down to a whopping 10 percent black if they have kids, so really it makes no fucking sense to be a weird black supremacist at that point
>>157169460>Some call it a brabo choke, I call it a d’acre mhmm
Rest of the year is shit. No rights to look forward to
>>157169462Don't drag Pat Barry into this, he did a lot for the sport
>>157169483What about some lefts?
>Rest of the year is shit. >No rights to look forward to.>What about some lefts?
Guru hasn't done a single members Livestream since I paid to join
>>157169518Bodied that poser
yeah tell em cuz it’s gon be bad
>>157169441he's really catching dreams like the tattoo on his back says he does >>157169485>pat barry just how ass was this doo to end up getting finished by geriartric cro cop and kongo
>>157169521Yeah because he gets enough money now by just saying he's depressed for a vague reason and then people by beanies they'll never wear from him
>>157169485He is going to knock someone out at his kids sporting events
smith losttony keeps winning the story the fireplace vampires were real the flood is nowdon't look into it
>>157169541>just how ass was this dooTo be fair, you have to have an extremely high fight IQ to groom a 14 year old with no father into letting you piss in her mouth. The only thing that held him back was being a manlet
>>157169545Those beanies are pretty sweet albeitever
>>1571695566’3” Pat Barry is a world champion
>>157168927>So what you're living off 50k a year in America?that is exactly was the US government gives me a year tax free for gibs
5’6” GSP or 6’6” O’MalleyFought at 135
>>157169580omalley at 6'6'' an 135 would be incredibly fragile, mini gspee tkheem(leg weem)s
>>157169460KEK
Absorbs the damageGasses you outElkins
Is anybody here legally disabled? I'm not, thank god.
>>157169655you should get that checked out then. you could get benny checks and just trane and hangout on heem.com all day.
If /pol/s entrance to the club is the 4 of clubs what is heems we need to discuss this
b-b-b-BASED??????
>>157169684The stawbewy cawd
>>157168927magny makes like 200k per fight. ige's somewhere close to that and also a pretty decent bonus magnet. plus discretionary bonuses, sponsorship revenue, ufc sponsor payouts, etc.you'd be surprised at how well gatekeeper UFC vets live. they are rewarded for their longevity. brain damage is a judgmental tradeoff
Everybody wants to talk about Ian Garry's views on women in society, but nobodys got the balls to mention what the cousin fucking inbred rapist cliff dweller thinks about women. Very telling, I'd say
>>157169729Fighters gossiping about each other. Can’t think of anything more based than that.
Cousin fucking motherfucking hiding motherfuckers
>>157169768IT'S GONNA BE BAD MY NIGGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch/3XgEi4X_1L8
how come all the UFC commentators are getting arrested
Everyone always talm bout how it gon be bad but no one ever talm bout when it gon be good, my nigga
>>157167705no joke, just last night i saw a clip of the jones/smiff fight and thought to myself, "ah, anfrony smiff, there's a guy that looks like the biggest scumbag in the world but actually turned out to be a decent dude," then i open my Twitter this morning and this is one of the first things i see
>>157169768Bro you seriously need a life
On paper smiff beats the charges
>>157169796cte. smith has 22 loses, 12 by heem. his brain is fucking mush
The good ol time in the 80s
youre a dana white (shabbos goy)
Retirmenet heems all fighters. you should die in the ring, when it's your time
>>157169825Back when you could run two logbooks and pull 1800 miles per night
>>157169768>상황이 안 좋아질 거야, 친구.
>>157169847>Yup I remember the good days...
>>157169855Good win for zombie but he is an incel, DP is a father of 3 children
>>157169867KZ served his country, what has Dustin cost mine? Freedom aint free as they say in Korea
Gaethje vs King Green on New Year’s Eve
Is Loog stepping up to bat to defend Garry's female supremacist views or is he being a coward on that front as well?
Three words:>Paddy >Prelims>IFW 2027
>>157169875Based DP used charity to pay zero taxes on his fight money, the diamond shuffle as they call it in Louisiana
on paper i heem 90% of the posters iTT
>>157167705
>>157169916Nah Ive seen your hands. You got lil basedboy woman hands. Respectfully.
>Domestic violence causing serious bodily injurydoesnt sound very good mengz
>>157169921mint white chocolate
>>157169944Now post your hands chang
is domestic violence causing serious bodily injury a heem?
>>157169958
>>157168927it's still more than they'd make with any other skills they have
Pereira partaking in hedonism to cope with his loss, D-rod in partaking in jail time to fuel his motivation, LEVELS
>>157169970Honestly? Respect.
>>157169808his life is bad my nigga
Cuold it be CTE or do you guys tinhk Smith has the capacity for evils in his heart? I think not vis an vis the latter.
>>157169979He doesn't have anything interesting to say because he's never done anything interesting in his life. If it's not sitting in your room on a computer he doesn't know about it.
>>157169981neither one, the bitch probably just wouldnt stop nagging him
>>157169940Yes. We should all look to schaub and be a normal man who has no idea how fucking cars work
>>157169981Smiff was framed
>>157170017Schaub is a total gearhead, he has his own kickass TV show about cars
My posts really stick with him
>>157169981It's 100% a poirier situation. Retired, day drinking. Probably got all loud and naggy until she hearld the "You're attacking my family" and then it was all over.
>>157169981Smiff is a simple nigga, sippin on lean, lightin up a Swisher on his off roader
>>157170038It's insane how many of your posts have imprinted on him.
>>157170035Then how did he not figure out that he was gonna turn his trugg over in the sand?
>>157170063Insurance paid out a fortune and he bought an even more powerful TRX and pocketed the rest.
>>157170026Going to beilieve this one to cope tysm
>>157170056It be like that, playa
It might just be my brain damage but I'm certain D-Rod is gonna be the biggest name in the game very soon
>>157170077Excellent post.
>>157170080Real ones know this , Serbia knows this, the opponent doesn't know this
>>157170077>>157170094
How is tyler1 so fucking good at chess?
>>157170080>>157170103He fucking sucks
DRod is the only drawl in the UFC left
anthony smith should've taken the DQ W
>>157169916and the 10%? youre fucked
THAT IS ONE BIG DUDE
>>157169979kek
>>157170026BJ Penn is a practicing attorney, Smith should reach out.
Rebecccaaaaa, bring me another coffee
Rebecccaaa tell calum to start another heem thread
I'm ending this thread NOW
My name is Death Sentence and I'm going to end this thread in 2 SECONDS!!*HIIIIYAAA!!*
Threads still here and youre gone. Finished. Done. Fucking loser
>>157170139You fucking suck!!! Penises!!!!!
What did D Rod even do to go to prison?
>>157170258>>157170258>>157170258>>157170258New
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