SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG >>157164610
doyerscmon freddie
Mariners
Doyers tied in the 4th
two ultra retarded teams facing off
doyers
Is it fun to hit a home run?
Where my druksters @???
>>157171133like a bag of sand
>freddie is hitless with the bases loaded this year
W E W
>getting shutout by a team that has no city name>red sux
dodgers
>>157171138just hitting the pen tonight
>>157171138Alcohol is bad for you
>Struggling against a pitcher that's already struggling.
>>157171138It's a weeknight
ty tucker, you chinless faggot
>>157171154Pages and Teo shit at bats were more egregious
>>157171122>tfw the Mariners sweep the Dodgers
>>157171134my taste in what?
>cheng on the team>15 game winning streak>cheng not on the team>struggling against the a'sHow's that Mead trade working out for you Breslow?
>>157171149source?
>>157171148same!
>>157171178this is just anthony volpe if you made him 0.5% more asian
Tell me where is Badspie for I much desire to speak with him?
>>157171191found him>>157171149
les do it
>>157171154KING TUCK OMG KING TUCK OMGOMGHE HIT A HR AGAINST THE METS OMG WE ARE SO BACKKING TUCKthese fucks need to die
MAXWELL SWINGS THE SILVER HAMMER
MUNCED
gg doyars, my M's are just not serious
Synonyms for “drew butera”
munchy
>fat fuckcy
Score should be 6-4 desu
>>157171199WE DID IT
holy shit muncy crushed that
gn
>>157171221yeah
>>157171221Good night, anon.
tommy E best
DODGERS LEGEND MAX MUNCY>THAT FUNKY MUNCYDODGERS LEGEND MAX MUNCY>THAT FUNKY MUNCYDODGERS LEGEND MAX MUNCY>THAT FUNKY MUNCYDODGERS LEGEND MAX MUNCY>THAT FUNKY MUNCYDODGERS LEGEND MAX MUNCY>THAT FUNKY MUNCYDODGERS LEGEND MAX MUNCY>THAT FUNKY MUNCYDODGERS LEGEND MAX MUNCY>THAT FUNKY MUNCYDODGERS LEGEND MAX MUNCY>THAT FUNKY MUNCY
>>157171221GnSleep tight sleepy bear
>doyers tied in the 4-ACK
>>157171233i look like this and sleep like this
TEOWHAT THE FUCK??HE JUST SWUNG AT A PITCH THAT HIT HIMFUCKING IMPOSSIBLE STUFF
>>157171236Didn’t know you watched baseball Asmon
he's a bum
>>157171221*smooch* gn luv u
Not even funny anymore
>>157171233>>157171236based heroin chads
>>157171233I used to keep my weed in one of these tins
>>157171254god i wish i had one of these radios so fucking bad
>>157171253Bro how new are you? This is sleepy steeler
>>157171242>at least he knew he couldn't take 1st after that unlike...https://www.youtube.com/watch/bPrjT0xV7uI
is any team as stupid with platooning as the red sox? you don't need to put in the guy batting .130 because he's a lefty let your actual players play
DOM CANZONE MAMA MIA TIE BALLGAME
doggiedoos kek
kek this game is so fucking stupid
CANZONE
SIT THE FUCK DOWN LA
what the fuck is going on tonight
WTF I THOUGHT THE MEMEINERS DIDN'T HOMER?!?
Wrobshit
oh shit, dodgers mariners isn't a slurper?
POODRES KEKNICE 3RD GIDP
>>157171275>>157171284THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES
I’m really glad the chinless faggot didn’t score or else we would be winning
This pitcher for the A's is hilarious
watch your own game poodrepacos
Dave got some real balls to leave Wrobo in there for 6. He gutted through it though
>>157171305oh shit
seattle actually can’t score besides home runs huh always though mariner doomerfags were exaggerating
What is rushing doing thinking he's gonna bunt
POODRESPACOS KEK
>>157171321>this'll throw 'em off heh heh
oh for fuck sakes padresliteral girl scout tier team
BUMS
OHOHOHOHTANIAUTOPARTS A R TFFF S
P O O D R E SOODRES
Red Sox on the board
THEY'RE... THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL OUR GUY MUNCY
>>157171341OWWW
>the drug addicted city of Seattle
>>157171364forgot to say go mets!
make >it< clap
>>157171364Mets fan btw
dubs and we go to extras tonight in LA
>>157171366just wait till she sees LA
>>157171387
>marinerds defense
SHIT
>>157171366The PNW is honestly just really fucking weird and you have to accept that when you visit. I don't expect people outside of this country to get it, but I love Seattle despite it's flaws.t. SoCal native who travels up north occasionally
>>157171366who has the webm of the jap broad making fun of weebs>sorry I can be a little bit of a baka
>>157171388simp ass bitchhhh
>>157171403>it's just weirdIsn't that Portland's gimmick
>>157171411my black friend and his filipino cheating wife went there for their anniversary!
>I GOTTA RELEASE THE LOOSE BODIES IN MUH ELBOW
>edlose diaz is coming backIt's over
WTF is Uniqlo?
>>157171429FOR EVERYONE ELSE
>>157171438got him!
>>157171436a shockingly good japanese fast fashion corp. ridiculously comfy jeans unfortunately
>>157171436some kind of suicide squad
>>157171438>>157171439Once a met. Always a met.
>>157171442Yea I just looked it up. When did they change Dodger Stadium into this?!
>>157171449just shortly after shohei sold ippei to the feds
DOM CANZONETWO RUN GO AHEAD MEATBALLMAMA MIA
It’s over
kek doggiedoos!!
If I died in my sleep a couple people would care. They’d move on though. But I’d never find out how baseball gets worse each year so I’d really miss out on that. Is it normal that hobbies get boring and make you miserable over time?
what the fuck
w-winnable
DOM "BIG CALZONE" CANZONE
leave it to the dodgers pitching to get the Mariners back on track.
that pitch was dead before it was even born
>be Italian>throw meatball
dodgers are making the memeiners look like ws contenders...
SHUT THE FUCK UP POODREPACOS
>>157171455Nah, that shit was still Dodger Stadium in the last World Series.
>>157171449This year
>>157171468>Red Sox still alivekek
ohtani flies out those pacos shout! ippei's in jail for bailing him out!*horn solo!*
>>157171483go to bed ippei
naylor should simply stab vesia until he loses feeling in his hands
>>157171496That's the smart baseball play.
conforto's dead, dave roberts fled, and the whole league's full of dread
doyers are soft from playing in such a shit division/league while the mariners have been battle hardened by the brutal AL west
Seattle was so close to having 2 fluke championships in one year. Crazy to think about.
>>157171495TRUMP PARDON HIM RIGHT NOW
>BazardoDoyars still in this. Bigly.
>>157171504hawks dominated, not a fluke
Pinch hit Walk off by Kike incoming. I saw the script.
>>157171502Doyers weakness is unironically dogshit teams like the M’s
the doyers are paying cucker HOW MUCH??
TUCK SHIT
>venmo notification>"uhhh yeah we have a credit card you could apply for if you were a worthless fucking faggot bitch"RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ah, I see, it's good Bazardo.
Like i predicted since the start of the season, Tucker will be batting 9th then go the way of Conforto
Cmon Doyers don't give in
PRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>157171532wait til after the game ends
>>157171546He's not pitching the 9th anon
>POODRES BAU BAU
doggie doos kek
YOU FUCKING MOREJON
>dreyerits about to be more than 7 mariners runs
MVP YORDONG IN THE CLUTCH
refsneeder just owned ya
>Refsneeder double
Moon would have made that play. Fucking Blowgaerts.
dodgers legend luke raley
>>157171526its a lot of weed and monster energy, lets just leave it at that
damn just missed the fence
This bullpen is fucking awful
me pooodras
OH NO NO NO NO NO DOYERPACOSAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA
Is that Refsnyder with 6 total bases tonight? Damn.
Dreyer shaved his 'stache
Apologize.
>AIEEEEEE BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PADRES
>>157171564i didn't fully understand my stoner cousin until i tried a pre-breakfast gummy and a monster rehab. what a way to start a fucking weekend
>>157171540>6 months and counting
I'm going to bed
I like both the Mariners and the Dodgers!
>>157171584>>157171585Yay!!!!
>>157171570That plus a Cal homer, Calzone 2 homer game… we eating off them juiced balls no doubt
doyerpacos swapping into damage control mode
>>157171584based redditor
>>157171585>>157171585:D:D:D:D:D:D
>marinsaaaars are under 500>doyers sturgglingKEK
>>157171604I need an IPA and n64 beary.
>sturggling
>>157171611dodgers are allergic to bad teams
Let us pray.
Surely Munoz will lock down this easy save opportunity?
>>157171612we are still missing quite a few
but to where is he rushing?
>>157171627Missing cum shitter beary
>>157171627uhhhhh where is kennesaw mountain landisbearie????
Well it was a nice dream.
Mariners after dark
triple-tahni!
tripletani
HOWEVER
oh shit hahahaha wtf man
Yep that's game lol, story of the season.
What the hell was that its like Mariners bro had jelly hands
>seattlean defense
Seriously, we can't give the Mariners the code to the HIV cure
are you FUCKING serious
KEK POORINERS
I think the mariners SUCK!!
doggie doos can still lose
Robles in as a defensive replacement proceeds to jog to the ball and then boot it badly. Fucking bum.
we need manfredball now more than ever
>>157171641>>157171642actually it was double-E9-tani
OH OH
>poogesdrop him back down to 6th
Pages and Teo need to get traded man
kek doggie doos
Freddy walkoff coming :(
Can someone shoop this to say Defenseless in Seattle? Please and thanks
just hit it far into the outfield
kek...KEK!!!
>>157171670dis nibba was a sex symbol with THAT hairline...
>>157171667lol no
>>157171670I’ll do you better
There's no way the Rockies didn't bet against themselves. Fucking unreal.
>ohtani didn't scorehow?
Rispgers strike again
Funky Muncy walkoff incoming
>LET ME HEAR YOU LOS ANGELES
chuckie sneedman with the easy groundout!
>5 single game for Fernando Tat1BThis dude is just a more expensive Louis Arraez with worse defense.
Mariners are such a cocktease
The sign is a subtle joke
STOP SAYING DOYOPACOS
why don't they walk muncy to get to betts? he's been ice cold all seaosn
Muñoz is such a good closer
>>157171697if he gets the save with the tying run ninety feet away this is actually true
munoz wants mookie
mookie plz
>>157171707with no outs at that
Fucking Muncy is such a hard out damn
Mookie flyout to end the game, cap this.
Mookie won’t do anything.Let’s go home
fun game either way
>>157171693you're about to find out why
Why do the Mariners do this?
>dookie butts up
i don't like this mound visit. munoz actually won the muncy ab
Mookie walkoff incoming.
>mookiegg it was fun while it lasted, M's
>mexican closers
>>157171713>>157171720>both fanbases doompostingbaseball at its best
Betts lookin zesty
dookiedoos kek!
GGs Seattle, cya tomorrow
damngg marinerswhat a game it was
gg memeinerssee you tomorrow
MARINERS WIN ITMARINERS WIN IT
>dookie butts
>monkey bats did nothingwow how shocking
huhthey still do that danceneat
based
FINALLY A WIN
I fucking hate Mookie
that was a fucking excellent sequencing inning. chess ass baybaw
Told you. Mookie can’t clutch
good game, mariners
imagine spending a billion dollars to get swept by the mariners KEK
>dookie>cant hit without an apple watch
Time to give those rings back, dodger fans
>>157171740dookie butts keknot even the doomposting jinx could save him
Mariners won that game
Free nuggies and my homestate team is closer to the playoffs!
So are Padres buying or selling?
Wrobleski coming down to the average
>>157171749There is no otherworldly power that could help that bum.
sausage girl belongs to us now, doyerpacos
bumges should have squeezed to at least tie the game, he can't hit for shit anymore
BrewGODS
>This snaps a 12-game losing streak against the National League powerhouse dating back to April 19, 2021 -- and it’s their first win in this building since June 28, 2009.
>luck merchant wrobshit>tucker stopping at 3rd and just being flat out atrociousGrim
The game was spiritually over when tucker didn’t feel like running home. Should have turned it off right then.
Pages and Teo were dogshit
>>157171757wregresski
>>157171766he was tuckered out lol
>>157171755believe it or not, this game tonight is going to be the deciding factor.
What a good match
Brewers
NOOOOOOOOOOOO WE HAD THAT THE GRINGOS WON
The Seattle Mariners: Consistently Inconsistent
Hyeseong Kim will save the Dodgers infield.
puro pinche doyers
>>157171774Puta mamaguevo
>>157171757M’s got juiced balls tonight, they were hitting warning track fly outs 430 feet
i thought the doyers were supposed to be good lol
holy fuck rockies
Doyerpacos lost kek
the sound of hundreds of thousands of chicanos desperately switching to the poodres game to cope
The Rockies and the Padres bet on each other. There's no fucking way.
>>157171794they are but cal called a flawless ninth
ME POODRAS
dodgers lost for entertainment purposes to help our mariner friends
>>157171810this, we lost to help ensure the dodgers-mariners WS we were robbed of last year
That Walmart money will save the Rockies
I’m cheering for the poodres so they buy at the deadline and still miss the playoffs
We are so back
>brewers wonTHEY DON'T NEED SKUBALWE DO
is sacfly walk off the worst walk off?
>>157171833Pretty boring
what the fuck is going on lollet it go rockies, you lost
GG pebbles Wtf was that 9th inning?GN west coasters
seems like dodgers lose when ohtani gets a leadoff hr lately
>>157171833for the winner? no. for the loser? also no.
the dropped third strike rule is retarded and arbitrary and shouldn't exist
>>157171833if we're being extra-pedantic, the walk off Home Run is the only true "walk off." when you hear about "walk-off base hit" it wasn't really the hit that ended the game, it was the defense's failure to make a play. the home run is the only true outcome that can end the ball game, so the walk off home run is the only true walk off.but if we're using the modern understanding of (what everybody says is) a walk off - an event in the bottom of the ninth or later inning, the result of which is the home team, either trailing or tied, ending and winning the game - my vote is going to be last year's extra-innings bases loaded walk off Catcher's Interference between the phillies and the red soxJomboy will break it down for you over here --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njFZVOUq_UE
>>157171862just throw them out at first silly
TEOSCAR SWUNG AT A PITCH THAT HIT HIM WTF
>>157171886they call that the Mark Vientos
>>157171833Walk off balk
>>157171833>>157171868has there been a walkoff pitch clock violation yet? because that would definitely be the worst
>>157171889IT WAS SO BADBUT I FEEL PEOPLE HERE SHOULD BE MAKING FUN OF IT MORE
>>157171894
>>157171862Well the rule is certainly not arbitrary, that's for sure. In fact, the dropped third strike rule is more than four decades older than baseball itself.SABR has a really interesting article about the rule that I'm sure everyone in this thread would find to be worthwhile reading: https://sabr.org/journal/article/the-dropped-third-strike-the-life-and-times-of-a-rule/
All tied at the top now
>>157171899This one is pretty weak given that, even without the clock, the pitch he threw was ball four that would have walked the winning run in anyway.
>>157171910>weakhe was WAY past :00
>>157171910You're coping
can you challenge a pitch clock violation call/non call? like say a team is ahead a run and the batter hits a two run home run with two outs and two strikes but he didnt face the pitcher in time so he's out on strikes after reviewTHAT would be the weakest ending to a game
>>157171936no
>>157171937good
My tummy hurts bros
>>157171945>Dodgers payroll - 310m>Brewers payroll - 130mWhy does baseball need a salary cap again?
Tatis Jr. went 5-for-5 kekHas he found his groove again?
LOL DOYERSAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157171771Kek got ‘im
dodgers lmfao
>>157171945Dodgers have 2 - 1 win over Brewers. so they hold the lead.
>>157171951So brewer faggots can find another excuse why they choke every single postseason
>>157171985Seriously. Why do they suck in the Postseason. Dodgers straight own them.
Smartcels… not like this :’(
>>157171823Wouldn't that be the Dodgers doe? Also>Ethan Salas promoted to El chihuahua paso AAAChihuahua anon having a red rocket rn. We are unbelievably back, didn't think we walked off lol
Another loss for los bandwagoners, grim
>>157171904>SABRFor me it’s the Society of American Athletic Research
>>157172090is it joever?
>>157171904I actually read this
>>157171904Has anyone ever actually read this?
Kek I had no idea Green Day got banned from Las Vegas after their lead singer got salty about the raiders and Athletics leaving and called the city the worst shithole in the country.But how can you say that when Oakland exists?
>>157172175>But how can you say that when Oakland exists?Literally because Vegas is that bad. The A’s need to stay in Sac, end of story
>>157172173next you'll tell me you haven't even read Spiele zur Uebung und Erholung des Körpers and Geistes für die Jugend, ihre Erzieher und alle Freunde Unschuldiger Jugendfreuden
>>157172204jerry!
>>157172204Spiele zur Uebung und Erholung des Körpers and Geistes für die Jugend, ihre Erzieher und alle Freunde Unschuldiger Jugendfreuden this bussy
chadres won that game btwsalas soon too
Free my nigga Ippei
>>157172340yeah they're only *checks notes* 13 games back of the Dodgers. LMAO
The Los Angeles Godgers
WE CAN'T LET BREWERS GET SKUBALFRIEDMAANSIR JEWSAVE US
Dookie Butts drives me nuts!
>>157172456If the Dodgers couldn't beat Castillo, they probably won't have a 13 game lead for much longer
Dookie poopy bootyy
kim would have floated it to right field and tied it
Poppy butts ya makin me nuts
Dodgers sold the stadium's naming rights to Uniqlo in order to acquire Skubal
Poopy Butts >:(
DOOKIE BUTTS t(-_-t) t(-_-t) t(-_-t)
>>157172531C O P E
mfw dookie butts >:|
he’s drivin me nuts!
KONKOYONPB All-Star Game 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMcXozkXVWMhttps://abema.tv/channels/world-sports/slots/DxtdtF7okstpXZ
>>157172637why are there two all star games?
DOOKIEBUTTSme ———> t(-_-t)
>>157172652That’s likely because having more matches means making more money.There used to be three matches in the past, though now there are two.
red sox really traded a young pitching prospect already proving himself well in mlb for a guy who immediately got a season ending injury kek
>>157172204gesundheit!
>>157172944>broken wrist
andy pages is a bum
funny how the dodgers lose one (1) game and all the dumbest haters come out
Man, Cards need to add pitching from somewhere because this staff is running out of gas.
Fell asleep when it was 2-2 and woke up to check my phone to a 7-6 loss
>>157171775Based…. BASED!https://youtube.com/shorts/fQDpS8mmlxQ
>>157173178t(T-Tt)
>>157173178they're BUMS
>>157173187>Kiki Cuylerthat's not a real name
>>157173406That’s hall of famer Kiki Cuyler to you. Show some respect!
gm
Is Salvador Perez a Hoffer?
Mariners won that ballgame btw
>>157173481hall of pretty gooder
>>157173502Footy threads are over there, Muhamed-->
>lossing to the ems
>>157173510Whiter than you could ever dream of being, Pedro.
Now go get ya fuckin' shine box.
.500 soon
I think mlb should expel the news starting with this faggot.
